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gayest
gayester?
No.
i need darry
polyester?
Nylon!
Ha, you didn’t expect that now, did you?
Fabric virgin!
Hail Satin!
Nice one. That was smooth as silk.
I don’t worship satin, I am muslin.
I felt that was a funny comment!
I’ve had a revelation on the road to Damask-us!
I am per-sueded!
Twill be fun to keep loden the comments onto thist thread.
Can someone hand me back my tea?
Did deez two jutes take it?
LOL LOL LOL LOL GROAN! ! !
I’ll bet none of you searsuckers were poplin at school.
Wow…
Everybody loves RAY(m)ON(d)!!
I felt my four nipples!
as smooth as your plowed open butthole
I like pumpkin
I love lamp
lova lamp
lova damp
LAVA lamp!
lava camp
lova dame
Wacko name
Dammit lamp
Gaymers! A drink you might find in this fridge. Although it looks American so perhaps not.
Is the shite beer the giveaway?
A little
The Bud Light primarily, I’ve never seen it outside of America.
True story:
It was my first time in England…I was a young, idealistic traveler who had read FAR too many British mysteries and seen far too many British sitcoms. So, one of the first things I did upon my arrival in London was to seek out a real English pub…one with darkened beams, horse brasses hanging from the walls, and sawdust on the floor. I found one and, my heart pounding in my breast, entered.
And the first thing I saw was a guy at the bar, smoking Marlboros and wearing a Dallas Cowboys t-shirt, drinking a Bud. I was soooooo crestfallen. And yes, he was British…I checked.
*sigh*
LOL. That must have been so crushing for you!
If you ever come to Ireland, I promise I’ll wear green and drink Guinness and carry a pot of gold, just for you!
Heee..!
*smooch!*
True story back:
Dated an Aussie for 2 years. My dad, trying to be the welcoming possible future father-in-law decided to make him feel at home. So what does he have at his house the first time he meets him? Fosters. Fortunately my beau was kind enough to say he doesn’t drink instead of telling me father it was swill and no real Aussie would drink it.
I can vouch for this!
*is dating an Aussie*
Would they give a castlemaine xxxx for anything else?
Who else would drink it?
The Yuengling – it’s only sold on the east coast/midwest.
wrong .. you fail
Holy Cow!
*Worships That Cow*
*Beers that Cow*
Is that like a wet cow competition?
Cpw juice rules!
That’s not a cow, it’s a hippo and you are on the wrong fail.
You shaved! Love it!
I got contacts as well! They itch a bit though, but i think i’ll get used to them! Don’t I look younger now?
Any younger and I’m turning myself in…
…to a…
sprout
I got some handcuffs, if you want.
Are they pink and furry?
Handcuffs? No. Rest of Egg’s special attire? Yes.
No but she has something else that is. I have pics if you are interested.
I am interested.
So I’ve heard…
Your mum in a church
No, Lou’s mum is clearly either a cat or dog.
And my father is clearly either a cat or dog, but not the same as my mother.
Anyways I am thinking about dating a cow, so my sons can benefit from a wide gene pool and maybe have superpowers.
*is sad she is now a broccoli* Oh, what could have been…
I should had cleared my cache
You have cash?? Drinks are on Lou!
Yes I still have my 100 Dinars. How much Vodka and Gin can we buy with that?
Let’s try the STD market. Their prices are hot (and itchy).
OR DAIRY WIN!!!!!!!!!
This calls for a road trip to Wisconsin! Who’s with me?!?
Totally a win.
That’s my kind of dairy!
They had fun on the farm…..
YOU ALL SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Yeah. As your father, i suck.
i think i smell a beating…or is that burnt flesh?
Apparently Alfre has arrived at Stage 3 of the dairy beer. It’s the time in the evening when you punch the guy at the end of the bar because you just don’t like his face.
Total beer win!
PENIS SUCKERS
PENIS SUCKERS
PENIS SUCKERS
PENIS SUCKERS
PENIS SUCKERS
PENIS SUCKERS
PENIS SUCKERS
PENIS SUCKERS
PENIS SUCKERS
PENIS SUCKERS
PENIS SUCKERS
PENIS SUCKERS
….
I think he’s testing the spam filters.
I think he his singing a litany in the hope that some penis sucker materializes next to him and so he can fulfill his sole sexual fantasy.
You should apologise to Ulysses!
Meh. James Joyce should apologize to me…
JJ’s new candy for my Australian eyes, but me tinks perhaps he could apologis(z)e to Homer…
I hope you guys aren’t insulting one of our national treasures!
We must be thinking of two separate James Joyces.
I disagree. Clearly there is beer in the refrigeration unit, not penis suckers.
That American shit there is closer to milk than it is to real beer.
Are you talking about the Guiness bottles or the Mojito ones?
He is talking about the guy that was requesting for a penis sucker. It seems like finally somebody applied for the job.
LOL!
more like Dairy WIN!
“The new and improved product of our biologically engineered cows. Almost as good as the beer from your local brewery!”
And to think people were complaining about genetically engineered farm animals and crops
This photo is clearly taken in some sort of future or a parallel universe.
When they discover that beer should have been a food group, and that french fries prolong your health.
And as a cherry on top it’s healthier with a vodka-breakfast than whole grain flakes.
Sure, but did you have to compromise on carbon emissions?
The carbon wasn’t an issue. But don’t get me started on the methane, that’s a whole other story.
I think they accidenty their ‘L’. It’s obviously supposed to say ‘daily’.
Yeah, you need to drink your beer daily. Otherwise the beer will get rancid and you will get sober.
the truest words spok… umm… written.
this comment went all the way to France via North Korea, or so it seems.
wtf?
You’ll get used to it. Comments travel a lot. Just need to give them time to find their right place.
One of mine once traveled to the future and then came back covered in ice… it was the weirdest thing
The wonders of wordpress strikes harder than a baseball bat made of aluminium fired from Big Bertha.
*ouch* why are you shooting bats at me?
-ducks and takes cover-
“Uh, oh?!? Sorry! My mistake.”
*continues*
What is that ‘sober’ you speak of? Is that some kind of flea market?
A state of the mind where alcohol induced wisdom is absent.
I hear that both STDs and fails are less prone to happen in this state, so
neither flea market committees nor failblog recommend it.
It’s not even FDA approved, so I wouldn’t try it.
I once heard there were sober kids in India *shudder*
Oh the horror!
Or it could have been the ‘H’… “hairy”. We don’t know what’s hiding underneath that jacket.
Clearly it was a ‘F’
B2th? What’s he doing under there?
Buying beer for all his failblog friends!
I prefer vodka, but thx.
You know that potatoes are used for brewing vodka, right?
I guess we should find katy…
Potato jokes have endured longer on failblog than any other jokes. This makes Fluffy happy.
*grabs Fluffy’s hands* *does happy dance with Fluffy*
There are way older jokes than the potato ones!
*covers Fluffy’s ears* Shhh…. Don’t make Fluffy sad!
Fluffy accidenty some old failblog jokes
I think fluffy needs a bag of concrete chunks and a whore child.
Well, the holidays are coming…
Remember, the flea market might be a contender…
It’s not an accident, it’s Engrish.
Is Engrish the same as Blitish?
Let’s ask BF.
Yeah, the Japanese know about all this kinda stuff.
I thought BF was Asian?
I thought BF was from the Hanging Gardens of Babylon
Is that left or right of Czechoslovakia?
Northern.
Exposure?
Mookie asking if she can streak thru the thread?
Taking photos, actually. *say cheese*
*smiles* BEER!
potato beer *smiless widely*
Eh?
In all my perusings for a potato avatar, I found absolutely NOTHING on potato beer, sadly. I did, however, find instructions for making a battery out of a potato.
I have seen clocks powered by a potato on sale. Green energy.
Aren’t green potatoes dangerous?
It my world, I can make potato beer if I want, come here katy let me squeeze ya and see if we get beer, just an experiment.
Perhaps the only potatoes that work have been previously vicared.
Those cattle must have a real alcohol problem. Where’s PETA when you need them?
Milking the cows for beer.
i don’t get it. where’s the fail??
Behind the sofa…
Honestly do you get grog from cows?
yes. in ireland we get whiskey, beer, stout, bourbon and other such beverages from our cows. why do you think we have so many of them??????
I think you just started a massive immigration of people to Ireland.
that’s grand. bring money!!
PS we are the 4th most expensive country in the world, and our people are broke. bring money!!
You should come up north, things are much cheaper here
…although perhaps not for long…
they’re really only marginally cheaper. besides the commute from cork would be a bit much…
Ooh Cork, lucky! If I was to move down south that’d be my first destination. So pretty.
why thank you, i grew it myself!
*you hear that, evan? we were complimented*
*marries cow*
I don’t remember you proposing…
Should i wait until the wedding ceremony to make my dramatic entrance?
Coo-coo-ca-choo… Just don’t make me wait too long.
Don’t spend to much on the dress, ok?
Meh, you should see the crappy ring he got me.
hey its not my fault i misenterpreted carrot
synonym whin?
>_< grammar knowledge fail…i knew i shulda paid attention
Homophone win?
Alright! I’ll fess-up…Yes, I have had that dairy on my cereal.
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another weak fail. this site has gone way downfail as of late. so a supermarket mislabeled something… let’s put its picture up on an obscure picture blog. boo, hiss.
What do you mean fail? This is a Wisconsin Packer fan dream come true! Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!
Mmmmm dairy beer mmmmm
Beware the curd…
Wheyre is it???
Could be in that cottage over there…
*goes rennin over to check*
*brie-thing heavily* Nope…hmm….
Just in queso, check again.
Make sure you take a gouda look.
Aura sure you didn’t see it?
You might have a cheddar view from the other side.
Mmmmmm crud mmmmm
Well, I guess we know what your favorite food is.
Fourty-Eighth!
Wow….that’s “dairy products” for the store owner’s standard. I wonder what he consider as real beer.
And the food pyramid was changed forever!
THIS fail immediately got my attention! (I poops now).
Well since those aren’t actually milk products in there, you should be fine, right? No more pooping today?
This product should be in the bakery section, everyone knows beer is liquid bread!
I like this version of “It does a body good!” better.
BEER– IT DOES THE BODY GOOD
Bud, Miller, Coors…. Beer Selection FAIL
Very poplar with the kids…
that means somewhere, there are Beer Cows.
Is Wisconsin cowz…givz beer ‘steada milk, doncha’ know?
As a live-long Wisconsin resident I feel the need to make a serious reply der hey. I find no humor in this clearly accurate depiction of any convenience store in the greater cheezy area… der hey. It would be against local statutes to label this anything than it is.
Yeungling WIN
No, Kenny Rogers would say, “Oww, my first layer of fat”.
I have to concur with Dairy WIN
‘DON’T LISTEN TO HER! SHE’S DRUNK ON CHEESE!’
Woohoohoohoohoohoo.
Everthing makes sense now.
*pops the pootle*
No, that’s not right.
*peels the pootle*
Hm. No.
*peeps the pootle*
You guys go on without me, I’ll get this figured out…
As long as it’s not *potatoes the pootle* it should please the pootle.
*rummages in pull-cart*
I found this for you. . . . .
*SQUEEZE*
*enters the do not enter entrance to make good his escape*
ewww Natty Ice
potatoes?
Those must be the most valuable cows in the world.
It all depends on how much you want one…
I think thats more of a Win then a Fail!
I’ve heard of hard lemonade, but this is ridiculous.
DEFINITLY FAKE
I dunno, the letters kind of look fake.
Part of this complete breakfast!
Demz mi kynd uv dayri producks!
Kosher shop. Beer is classified in that group. Notice the keppah on the guys head. Actually..not a fail.
Ah well.
I’m pretty sure that’s a win. My mom always told me to drink more dairy.
At the Digg thing at the bottom of the main page this is labeled as “Election Fail.” Failblog fail.:(
Really, is beer a fail. I won’t complain if my Dairy section had beer in it.
Hey people could chug beer for diary junk although i am not one of them =D
dairy is crucial to a healthy diet =
is beer a food group even?
Hmmm……. Let me think about that …. NO!!!
They WISH!!
this is the dairy section?
Daily section?