Technically, he could have watched the video on Youtube before FAILBlog posted their WordPress entry. (Last time I checked their YouTube channel, they were at least two weeks ahead of their official postings.)
Negative. The cricket bat worked by destroying the brains. Troll’s don’t posssess that particular spinal cord ending, so the only way to truely defeat them, is to amputate the ass.
After I got hijacked to WordPress (somehow I
got “logged in”) and then came back the “edit this” link
was gone but my name link to my website is still inoperative.
But it WAS next to my name so it looked like this:
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raelalt | edit this
December 16th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Hey, I get enough grief about that bus thank you very much.
With all these dirty puns, I sure hope failblog doesn’t bAN US…
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I hope this works. I thought of that stupid reply earlier today and have yet to be able to post it…
Too late, you’ve already earned the internet demerit points. Too many and The Internet head office sends some idiot over to your house to yell “First” everytime you speak. And scribble LOLcaptions on your family pictures
I would like to welcome you to the land of trolls. These are you new friends Benwin and Louis, I hope you will all get along with each other because everyone now hates you.
Can someone please feel me in on what is so important about posting “First!!!!” when they already know they will be branded a troll and made fun of? Why not something like, “Dude, that stinks!” Or is this another way for people with self image problems to bring some importance to there other wise pointless life?
More like his fulcrum was on the wrong side of the center of his wheelbase. Had the crane been facing the other way, it might have worked. (Assuming it didn’t bend its chassis, that is…)
You might want to be careful — I hear they’re developing software to send a small shock through your computer chair if you even include the word “f*rst” in a post.
Our friend, Fuzz on the Concept, is a student of, among other things, Positive Psychology (though Fuzz agrees with the suggestion of the Theravadin Buddhist teacher, Thanissaro Bhikkhu, that Western Psychology is “just beginning to get wise”). Among the interesting and potentially useful perspectives of Positive Psychology is its emphasis on attending to what is right and good and strong in us. That emphasis is exemplified in the University of Pennsylvania’s Martin Seligman’s “Signature Strengths” questionnaire. (It is available to take free online — google “Authentic Happiness” and search under the link for “Questionnaires”.)
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Fuzz expected his top strength to be “Spirituality” — he is, after all, a post-modern Buddhist minister, has degrees in both theology and comparative religions, and wrote a dissertation on cross-cultural parallels in meditation practices. But “Spirituality” turned out to be his second strength. Seligman’s questionnaire suggested Fuzz’ highest strength was instead, “Appreciation of Beauty.”
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And, on reflection, that makes perfect sense.
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I don’t know if I’ve ever heard of those but I can make us some coffee with Kahlua and Grand Marnier and top it off with whipped cream. It’s also a tasty treat… I can’t remember the name of it either.
I don’t want to know about that bucket. It would probably contain snails or frogs or that nasty Finnish Easter food. What could possibly be worse than that?
I don’t even know what that pudding-like stuff is made of.
*shivers*
*feeling kind of lonely and sad*
“Why God?!? Why do you punish me like this?”
*sees a squirrel juggling with two acorns and three swords*
“That’s kinda cool!”
If urwong was serious, he would sample previous fails over several months. He will find examples where Americans were taunted without it causing a backlash. He will also find examples where groups other than Americans were taunted which did result in retaliation. The responses are not consistent, and nobody here is perfect. There is no unified front; at best we’re a slightly coherent mob. We all pick our battles. Sometimes the vile crap just gets ignored. It only takes one idiot to “bash a foreigner,” even in jest, for urwrong to feel he’s proved his point. This illustrates the fallacy of his very premise.
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I am not convinced that urwrong is earnest or genuinely concerned about anyone save himself. He’s latched on to his broad, generalized, and ill-conceived opinions with very little data, and he’s not letting go. Until he gets off his high-horse and stays off, I will continue to ignore him.
Oh, the concerted effort to ignore me! But I know you cannot resist reading my poops! I am your secret pleasure! I will now refer to all of you as “My Little Skid Marks”.
Examples: “My Little Skid Mark Lunchbox” or, “Loz, My Little Skid Mark” or even “DragonMyLittleSkidMarkWriter”.
You should feel complimented My Little Skid Mark weinerbagel! If you eat lots of fiber and exercise your sphincter muscle, you can be as awesome as I am. (I poops now).
Wow, I’m so impressed. The little defecating doggie referred to me by name. My life is complete, all my hopes have been answered, all my goals met.
I can now pursue my true hobby of internet-IP tracking annoying ten-year-olds who borrow their daddy’s computer after school to harass others with inanity and humo(u)rless repetition.
By the way, Lactose-Intolarant Dachshund, I heard you’ve been diagnosed with Exacalees. That is, your breath smells exacalee the same as your plentiful poopses.
Poor LID… Noone without an avatar can be quite as awesome as those with one.
Quick! Someone go to the top- seceret website at which you can get an avatar for this site and take the username lactose intolerant dachshund.
Oh geez that’s the last thing we need.. Then he’ll think
he’s One of us, and that he’s funny. Good idea. I’ll
distract him and you make a run for it! Go go go!
*Megalomania, S&M setting in…*
Must…drop…H-bomb..on…LID
*drops H-bomb*
*KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
And if you ever refer to me as “My little Skid Mark” I WILL continue to drop H-bombs on your head, and assuming that you don’t want a nuclear winter, I suggest you stop. Got that? Good.
Does anyone ever actually comment on the video, or picture, or whatever was actually posted? All I ever see people talking about is whether they are first or not and about how everyone else is all bent out of shape about it.
How ’bout a good ‘ol “Damn, that sucks about your car getting smashed by a falling steam roller!”
FIRST!
Watch the damn video first!
titanium, you’ll never get through to this damn spammers. None of us can.
*changes this to these*
Thanks.
No problem. Now let’s see if we can get rid of all of these trolls.
*ponders*
We could suggest a troll filter to Failblog!
Oh, where’s the fun in that?
*grin*
Well not all of us can *FOOM*
Well, no, but I really like it when you cower and call for me to come and save you. It makes me feel loved.
Aww :-*
*yells at comment* GO WHERE YOU BELONG!
Now, now shouting won’t do anything.
Most of the time.
*yells*
LOUD NOISES!!!
I have a ringtone of Steve Carrell screaming LOUD NOISES.
I Loled epically.
test
yay
*leaves a note*
I’m sorry I scratched your car
What is it with these random replies?
There is a troll filter. http://stupidfilter.org/main/
Mmmmuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh!
Troll filter:
First = not stupid
FIRST: stupid
Yeah, don’t filter me out!
this is one troll you’ll never get rid of!
If only the site builders would’ve written a post preg_match, to not allow messages containing 1 liners like:
1st, first, second, 2nd, third, 3rd etc. (first 3 should be enough).
It would atleast make it a lot harder for trolls
Bang you what???
*changes mr. cuddles to a far mor superior name* lol jk
Technically, he could have watched the video on Youtube before FAILBlog posted their WordPress entry. (Last time I checked their YouTube channel, they were at least two weeks ahead of their official postings.)
One cannot risk watching when the opportunity to “First” is presented!
Si se puede!
*Punches Benwin for committing so much fail*
did BFF lose the tazer?
You took it away! Demanded hugs! Right? Otherwise….
*tazes benwin*
Mhuahahahahaa!
So THAT’s where it go to!
Give it back! ‘S mine!
*waves arms helplessly*
*tosses it back to Bondfan*
Go to work buddy!
i have power over teh tazer that’s good to know
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
nope, you’re wrong… get it! get it?
guys….
*crickets*
Isn’t it dangerous to play cricket in here?
*ducks*
Cricket bats are particularly effective against Zombies.
Maybe it’ll work against these trolls?
Negative. The cricket bat worked by destroying the brains. Troll’s don’t posssess that particular spinal cord ending, so the only way to truely defeat them, is to amputate the ass.
True. Hadn’t considered that. I’m glad someone got my joke though!
Now let’s all go to the Winchester!
Except me, of course.
It’s safe, familiar, and Ed can smoke.
…Is it me or is that man-AAAAAAARGH!!!
He’s not my dad. He’s my step-dad.
*hums Don’t Stop Me Now*
*beats the daylights out of a zombie with a pool stick to the tune of Lolz humming*
*beats up zombies with a pool stick to the tune of Lolz humming*
You double-teamed them!
‘Cause I’m having a good time (beating the buh-jeezus out of John!)
I like the Winchester. We could have a pint and some crisps. Oh, and then we could poops!
I bet you don’t want to stop at all.
Ok, I’ve got an “Edit This” link by my name but I am not allowed to edit my own post wassup with that failblog?
You have an “Edit” button???
Hmph. They must think you’re really special.
Yeah, I even have my own Olympics.
And your own bus!
“edit this” link appears next to everyone’s name, but my
name is no longer a link to my website.
Hey, I get enough grief about that bus thank you very much.
Um…I don’t see an “edit this” link. Where is it, exactly?
After I got hijacked to WordPress (somehow I
got “logged in”) and then came back the “edit this” link
was gone but my name link to my website is still inoperative.
But it WAS next to my name so it looked like this:
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raelalt | edit this
December 16th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Hey, I get enough grief about that bus thank you very much.
*doesn’t have an “edit this” linkie*
But then, I’m not “logged in”, either.
It logged me in yesterday. I had no idea I had an account here.
Don;t taze me bro!
There’s got to be some kind of comment filtering service that can detect “first” comments, and then send a high voltage surge to the guilty IP address
That would be sweet.
That would be the poops!
You didnt get first I did!!!
Why, Flying Spaghetti Monster? WHY!?
I’ll just quote a newspaper article as an answer:
When asked about the reason for his doings the FSM gave us this reply:
“AAH WAS JUS FIRIN’ MAAH LAZAAAAAAH!”
beefy
first
negligence
420th!
Second!
Benwin and Louis, I sentence you to three hundred years in FailPrison on charges on saying ‘f*rst’ and s*cond’.
it’s NOT cool nor funny to post “FIRST!” or any kind of variant like “Second!” or “FROST!”!!
What about Turd!!!
That’s considered a variant, not funny.
How about Frist?
How about poops?
*Fist*
Maybe “one more”?
ew i got it, guys! the best comment evah is “the next one!”
It’s NOT cool to complain about all the FIRST! posts! Why not complain that shit stinks?
I’m not trying to be cool, I’m just stating the facts.
I’m not shitting to be colon, I’m just farting the feces.
Excellent work! You should totally put that on your resume!
I would love to see someone, who is first in line to deliver his resume, to write in huge red letters, “First” across his resume.
And upon seeing it, the interviewer would write,
FAIL.
woah, good thing nobody was in there. Fail is fail, but holy crap it could have been VERY bad.
That was *my* car. I went in the store, I came back out and there was a note on the flattened windshield saying “sorry!”.
Flying bulldozer of death win?
SECOND. moron.
NOT SECOND. Nincompoop.
Now now…save that kind of name-calling for the toilet thread.
I’m bowel-ed over.
Is the day almost over? I’m pooped.
Potty mouth.
I think he’s being feces-ous.
I see some puns are in ordure here.
Then urine luck!
I guano know how long it will rake me to compost my next comment.
Don’t worry Marius, I’m sure you will finiSH IT…
there’s the lol, lol! weewee had to wait a little while.
Don’t forget your dungarees, ja fail.
I hate it when they leave their cloths scattered about.
*You mean scat-tered? Dammit, now I’ve got to be clever…*
Dang, I think I rectum the pun runs. Darn.
there, there, Chris.
Don’t get so bummed.
lol! We keep up these filthy puns and failblog may have to bAN US.
Here’s some ice cream and a Hershey squirt to cheer you up.
Oh, poo.
That was the last of the ice cream.
I’ll put on Beethoven’s Third Movement.
We better watch the filthy puns or failblog might bAN US… *chuckles in a beavis and butthead manner*
I stink someone already made that pun earlier…
I have 20 years experience with poopsing, but I’m straining (get it?) to think of another poops related pun!! (I poops now).
With all these dirty puns, I sure hope failblog doesn’t bAN US…
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I hope this works. I thought of that stupid reply earlier today and have yet to be able to post it…
Ifecal get a lol in here…
2nd.
And holy crap. I feel bad for the guy who owns that car….
Nevermind on the “2nd” thing
Too late, you’ve already earned the internet demerit points. Too many and The Internet head office sends some idiot over to your house to yell “First” everytime you speak. And scribble LOLcaptions on your family pictures
*Snickers*
*Reeses*
*M&Ms*
*Kit-Kats*
*Butterfingers*
*Three Musketeers*
*penises* (The /other/ candy bar…)
Whoever fixed the innuendo machine please identitfy themselves.
Sweetie, that wasn’t innuendo. Not even close.
Really?
I though ‘chocolate bar’ was some sort of euphemism for ‘penis’.
That’s “meat snack”.
Ah.
*applies brain bleach*
Sorry.
It’s alright.
Those innocent eyes won’t clean themselves, you know!
Innocent? *SNORK*
Snork indeed.
We do sorta try to warn you when you should avert your eyes. Sorta. Kinda. Sometimes.
They should put some sort of siren onto risky comments that screams ‘OI! YOU! YEAH, YOU! STOP OGLING THAT WORD!’ at you.
But not really.
Sorry??? When did we switch to board games? I’d Risk a guess, but you already used Sorry, so I don’t want to be wrong.
Crap. I forgot to hit refresh first.
*headdesk*
*snork*
Here…have some frozen water for your head. It works just like ice.
For only 99c. That’s more than half (a dollar).
*Almond joys*
Mounds.
(Hey, I have ‘em!)
Prove it……Let’s see ‘em:)
*Milkyway*
That Peter Paul commercial running through my head is making me lol right now Dragon.
Hee hee hee…!
hahahahaha
hohohoho
See how they smile,
See how they run…
*whachamacallit*
(do they even still make those??)
what?
who knows, i effin loved that commercial though..
*Mr. Goodbar’s*
Thanks, I’ve been looking for that.
I would have thought you were more of an Egg Creme kinda gal.
That is the raunchiest thing I’ve read all day.
Wow, Dragon, you actually made ME blush.
W00T!!
What did I win??
Five Starbursts.
That just made me the happiest dragon in the world.
Well, that makes up for the lack of time I’ve had to participate today!
*smiles for awhile*
It’s not the quantity…it’s the quality.
*is also smiling*
*Twixes*
*100 Grand* (formerly known as *The $100,000 Bar*)
*Tootsie Rolls*
*Chuckles*
Oh, yeah, and by the way, it also goes in your Permanent Record.
*tests*
For god’s sakes how many more of these idiots are there?!
World full
*takes head count*
Hmmm… We’re going to need a bigger boat.
seventh!!!
Owned. = )
I would like to welcome you to the land of trolls. These are you new friends Benwin and Louis, I hope you will all get along with each other because everyone now hates you.
Can someone please feel me in on what is so important about posting “First!!!!” when they already know they will be branded a troll and made fun of? Why not something like, “Dude, that stinks!” Or is this another way for people with self image problems to bring some importance to there other wise pointless life?
first things first, always be sure that the piece of equipment you are using is heavier than the equipment you are trying to pick up.
Physics WIN!!!
More like his fulcrum was on the wrong side of the center of his wheelbase. Had the crane been facing the other way, it might have worked. (Assuming it didn’t bend its chassis, that is…)
You might want to be careful — I hear they’re developing software to send a small shock through your computer chair if you even include the word “f*rst” in a post.
So much for First Amendment Win then.
Steamroller win!
i love how one of the guys were holding the steam roller as if he’s preventing it from swinging.
almost, fork
Almost what?, knife
dinner
dude… whers my car?
i accidenty your car…
The whole car?!
He shouldn’t have had that 11th beer.
Too much dairy. He must be lactose-intolerant.
tell ‘im to come to wisconsin. we’ll train him up good.
*begins montage music*
I feels sorry for him. He must poops as much as I do.
Here…sit him down on this chair with a hole in it then…
Don’t say l*****e-i********t. It might attract a certain daschund that will poop on you…
They were delivering a new industrial pizza dough roller to the pizza shop on yesterday’s fail.
Looks like they are rolling out some sheet metal dough.
…which they they dropped on the street.
Good thing everyone moved out of the way. They almost made some pizza fingers.
“they they”???
Ye gods. My own fingers seem to be making hash.
With enough fails, it will all come together.
Right now? Over me?
Nothing involving you could be anything other than epic win.
*blush*
*shuffles foot*
Aww…shucks.
Well, it IS true!
Yes, it was one of Dragon’s many witty conversations with Fuzz (good times) that inspired me to become a Failblogger.
Oo…really? I never knew that!
Ahh, similar story here. What happened to Fuzz anyway? I seemed to have missed the story behind his departure.
Maybe Fuzz is back in another form? Hmmmmmmmm? (I poops now)
Sergeant Pooper. ^
I’m betting he’s pretty lonely.
Poopsie in the sky with diamonds?
*pictures himself in a boat on a river*
Under marmalade skies?
Avis, I’d go Across the Universe for your recipes! I love the citrus salt!
Lavender chicken with citrus salt…MMMmmmmm…
You guys are great!! Thank you!!
Our friend, Fuzz on the Concept, is a student of, among other things, Positive Psychology (though Fuzz agrees with the suggestion of the Theravadin Buddhist teacher, Thanissaro Bhikkhu, that Western Psychology is “just beginning to get wise”). Among the interesting and potentially useful perspectives of Positive Psychology is its emphasis on attending to what is right and good and strong in us. That emphasis is exemplified in the University of Pennsylvania’s Martin Seligman’s “Signature Strengths” questionnaire. (It is available to take free online — google “Authentic Happiness” and search under the link for “Questionnaires”.)
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Fuzz expected his top strength to be “Spirituality” — he is, after all, a post-modern Buddhist minister, has degrees in both theology and comparative religions, and wrote a dissertation on cross-cultural parallels in meditation practices. But “Spirituality” turned out to be his second strength. Seligman’s questionnaire suggested Fuzz’ highest strength was instead, “Appreciation of Beauty.”
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And, on reflection, that makes perfect sense.
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Hiya bud…you’ve been missed.
*hug*
Welcome friend. There is some beauty here to be appreciated still. We’ve missed your point of view.
Hey there Fuzz! How are you?
Hi! I… don’t really know you, but welcome back anyways. ^_^
So glad to know you are alright. Had me worried a bit.
Wow, two Beatles song references in one fail. Win
And counting…
There there.
Bwahahahahahahahahaha!
just4! No time long see!
*shakes hand*
Ha ha… foreign people.
That’s right! furriners are dumb! YOU ESS AY! YOU ESS AY!
lol
but seriously, though I can’t lol at this fail
Bush? Is that you?
stop making me lol at work dammit
*throws shoe*
Bush’s ninja skills were impressive!
He honed his skills from dodging flung poo.
Confucius say, Man who go to church alone stand in own pew.
Also from dodging responsibility.
I taught him that.
I bet this is the new “hush hush” super weapon they are testing.
Did they leave a note on the car?
haha
“sorry mate, s#it happens”
It will buff right out.
Could you tell that to the people with that chair-toilet? Please?
I see a CarFax ad beginning
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!1111
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LONGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
*sssssssssssssssssssssssssmacks dabamash’s hand*
Bad! That’s bad!
*does moon walk*
*crotchgrab*
ZA WORUDO!
Toki wo tomare.
YES !
YES?
MAYBE?
POSSIBLY MAYBE~
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PROBABLY NO
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!11
More then likely, no. But it still could be maybe.
Epic lack of hugs. Urwrong has reached a new low.
I only *HUG* those who need them. Very few people needed them yesterday, DL *sHrUG*
*disappointed*
No Bjork fans here then, huh?
nikka im a jbork fan >_>
lol bjork fail.
Human fail, not crane fail.
Edmond Dantes? THE Edmond Dantes?
*Counts*
Ooh, good…my pie crust recipe calls for a cup of Cristo.
Any one for a game of three card monte?
Lemme jump into my Mercedes and I’ll be right over.
d’If I bring some chips and dip can I come too?
Ooh, why don’t you bring those yummy sandwiches?? You know, the
ones you dip in batter and deep-fry. Dangit, what are those called…???
I don’t know if I’ve ever heard of those but I can make us some coffee with Kahlua and Grand Marnier and top it off with whipped cream. It’s also a tasty treat… I can’t remember the name of it either.
Ooh, that does sound good! Could you make it hot? I mean, as in, hot as the hinges of Haydees? I’m freezing over here.
Is your power still out?! Dear God, woman! Get thee somewhere warm!
I would but…the Admiral and his warmness aren’t here right now.
He should show up soon, having uttered his name! Got you socks ready?
*sigh*
Your.
Bukkit please?
*hands it over*
No worries…I had a good dunk myself earlier today.
This bukkit isn’t emptied easily, I see.
It’s full of pudding.
Thanks Dragon.
*DUNKS*
Never-ending MAGIC pudding, no less! And it automatically changes to the “dunker’s” least favo(u)rite flavo(u)r, too.
Mine is olive-flavo(u)red pudding. Pleh!
That would make mine asparagus-beet. Ick.
Yuck, I had to resist the urge to apparate in the middle of a meeting, and when I finally answer the call, this is what we are discussing!
Hee! Sorry.
*hides offending pudding bukkit*
I knew you’d come, though. Did you bring your warmness with you?
I’m terribly sorry about that, it’s my fault. I made the error and required the bukkit.
I’m warming up to the idea of an evening of commenting with friends.
No need to apologize Avis. One of my least favorite colo(u)rs is khaki troll.
I don’t want to know about that bucket. It would probably contain snails or frogs or that nasty Finnish Easter food. What could possibly be worse than that?
I don’t even know what that pudding-like stuff is made of.
*shivers*
no
Brrr…it’s still pretty chilly here.
*starts a fire in the fireplace*
*snuggles under blanket*
*wonders if there might be someone out there who might want to join her*
May I join you? I think I could work wonders warming you up.
I was hoping you’d ask.
*takes the Admiral’s hands*
Oo. Cold hands…warm heart. Lemme help you with that.
*feels temperature rising*
*turns up the heat*
*stands by with the fire extinguisher*
Um…you’re not going to need that, sweetie.
*sticks a “please sell this” on the fire extinguisher*
*gently nudges Lunchbox out the door*
*takes things to the nth degree*
Ohmigawd…you know how much math puns turn me on.
*melts*
*experiences something sublime*
The Burke-type sublime, or the Kant-type sublime…?
Oh…both are good. C’mere.
*feeling kind of lonely and sad*
“Why God?!? Why do you punish me like this?”
*sees a squirrel juggling with two acorns and three swords*
“That’s kinda cool!”
G’night, my Admiral…sleep sweet!
*schnuggles under the covers to keep warm*
Played by dj MC Sandwich.
Crane worked fine. Human picked up something likely beyond the rated capacity of that crane. Operator fail.
OMG! THIS iS fake! The crane is bigger then thee little thingy! Phisycs fail!
AND it’s obviously been photoshopped *shakes head*
Yeah, you can see stupid ’shop mistakes in each of the 500 or so individual frames!
Humans…..
Orcs…..
Taurens…
Night elves…
Hattifatteners
Constipated cats… sheeesh!
Gelflings
Teiflings…
What?
(tieflings = bonus point!)
gnomes…
Polish People…
Nightelfs
Ents…..
Dude, Where’s My Fail?
And the winner is…
…poopsing at the moment. Check back later.
LAST!!
Please read comment number 209651.
Where?
In the 4th fail of December 16th, 2008.
Also known as “Crane Fail”.
Auvié když to uvidÄ›l majitel toho auta tak ho to muselo bolet vÃc než to auto, ale furt lepšà než kdyby nÄ›komu ten parnà válec spadl na nohu že
engrish pls
Oh dear, has Google Translator broken down?
Okay, I had to go down the list, but finally Czech revealed:
Auvié when he saw the owner of the car so it had to hurt more than the car, but still better than anyone if the steamroller fell on the leg that
However, Catalan (what is that, anyhow) was much better:
Auvié když to uviděl majitel Toho auta tak it to mushroom Musel vic nez to auto, theft ale lepšà Nez kdyby někomu ten Parner Valecià spadl na nohu Mushy romance
Mushroom, auto, theft, Mushy romance. It’s obvious what this comment was REALLY about…
Catalan is a dialect of Spanish.
*Insert past translating fail joke here*
It’s incredible that nobody used this joke!
What.. language iS that?
when i speak english everyone here bitching about my bad grammar :´(
*hugs Lamilian*
Don’t worry…the native English speakers get that, too.
like meeee!
Where are you from?
Czech Republic in Europe
AAAHHHH!!! Whatever you do, DO NOT quote Eddie Izzard using the word “Czechoslovakia” on this blog! The consequences are dire.
Anyway. Hi and welcome!
Why not? :OOOO
It was bad, really bad. Trust us.
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Im so confused… group hug?
yay *HUGS!*
:D:D
uh oh. Bad influence.
On the contrary, I noticed a distinct lack of *booting foreigners* this time around. Why is that I wonder?
*wanders off to ponder*
(possible double post incoming)
On the contrary, I noticed a distinct lack of *booting foreigners*. Why is that, I wonder?
*wanders off to ponder*
*boots stupid intertubes*
That would be because Lamilian was fun and friendly and not acting like a troll.
Just as much as Teo.
Just sayin’ *shrug*
So, urwrong, (as if that was your REAL name) the answer
to my previous question? Am I right? About your age I mean.
If urwong was serious, he would sample previous fails over several months. He will find examples where Americans were taunted without it causing a backlash. He will also find examples where groups other than Americans were taunted which did result in retaliation. The responses are not consistent, and nobody here is perfect. There is no unified front; at best we’re a slightly coherent mob. We all pick our battles. Sometimes the vile crap just gets ignored. It only takes one idiot to “bash a foreigner,” even in jest, for urwrong to feel he’s proved his point. This illustrates the fallacy of his very premise.
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I am not convinced that urwrong is earnest or genuinely concerned about anyone save himself. He’s latched on to his broad, generalized, and ill-conceived opinions with very little data, and he’s not letting go. Until he gets off his high-horse and stays off, I will continue to ignore him.
I agree…let’s all just let this go. It is not worth the genuine distress it causes people I respect and care about to pursue it further.
Admiral, after repeatedly yelling at that brick wall, I have decided to take the same approach. I wasted waaaaaay too much time.
Well said, My Little Skid Marks. Let’s ignor URWRONG. I poops now.
I beg to differ…this mob is almost always coherent!
Damn that physics. Always makes you FAIL!
you win again gravity… AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*crashes a restaurant into a planet*
“We’re sorry to inform you that the number you are trying to reach has crashed into a planet and is no longer available.”
I think that’s hmmmm…. physics fail.
hehehheheheh
Actually, physics WIN
looks like my car when i turned over on the autobahn ^^
This is one rare case where I’m actually glad the US has bureaucratic assholes.
Yay! No one was hurt!
It didn’t look heavy.
tazte
I guess Soviets can’t spell.
If this was in the movies, the cars would have exploded. Real life can be so boring
just throw a shoe at it
idiots.
So that’s what happened to my car…
Oh, the concerted effort to ignore me! But I know you cannot resist reading my poops! I am your secret pleasure! I will now refer to all of you as “My Little Skid Marks”.
Examples: “My Little Skid Mark Lunchbox” or, “Loz, My Little Skid Mark” or even “DragonMyLittleSkidMarkWriter”.
(I poops now).
So you are the one who people think i am!
You should feel complimented My Little Skid Mark weinerbagel! If you eat lots of fiber and exercise your sphincter muscle, you can be as awesome as I am. (I poops now).
haha my little dachshund your poops are no comparison to my excessive… wait was that a goatse reference?
Wow, I’m so impressed. The little defecating doggie referred to me by name. My life is complete, all my hopes have been answered, all my goals met.
I can now pursue my true hobby of internet-IP tracking annoying ten-year-olds who borrow their daddy’s computer after school to harass others with inanity and humo(u)rless repetition.
By the way, Lactose-Intolarant Dachshund, I heard you’ve been diagnosed with Exacalees. That is, your breath smells exacalee the same as your plentiful poopses.
Somewhere, Divine’s ghost is looking for his pet. And that pet’s leavings.
What no comment on my goatse reference?
Poor LID… Noone without an avatar can be quite as awesome as those with one.
Quick! Someone go to the top- seceret website at which you can get an avatar for this site and take the username lactose intolerant dachshund.
We don’t want him geting a picture… Can I make a barfing smileyface?
Oh geez that’s the last thing we need.. Then he’ll think
he’s One of us, and that he’s funny. Good idea. I’ll
distract him and you make a run for it! Go go go!
*Megalomania, S&M setting in…*
Must…drop…H-bomb..on…LID
*drops H-bomb*
*KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!*
And if you ever refer to me as “My little Skid Mark” I WILL continue to drop H-bombs on your head, and assuming that you don’t want a nuclear winter, I suggest you stop. Got that? Good.
its called a counterweight
counterweightless
FIST!
SECOND!
Stupid!
SMART!
DUMB!
fietsventieldopjesfabriek!
reminds me of logistics fail.
That’s crane WIN and crane operator FAIL. Didn’t read the maximum load instructions, then?
Serves the feckers right how were sitting in their cars honking: see what happens when try to rush ‘em?
hehe Feckers.
Hohohoe feckers.
Sorry. Intentional typo.
torque:D
Mantivities? Clicky my name..(not my blog)
force*lever arm
WRYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
chuck norris
Is your mother.
Ummm…. which begs the question….. who is his father?!!!
god himself!
you all drive like this get out of my way dummies!!!!
LOL. I cant get enough of the comments here, nearly all of ‘em didnt comment on the actual post. BTW, those arabs are stupid
WRYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
Glad that ain’t my car!
really I like failblog, anything about fail
http://www.dorion55.com
Ahhh… gotta love 3rd world countries. Where else would we get all these great fail videos?
Did they leave a note?
Foreigners are funny! It’s like giving loaded weapons to monkeys.
This was in Egypt
hi all state? Yeah um if a crane drops a steam roller on my car am I covered?
Risk assessment fail.
Four Hundred and third!
Did anyone get hurt??
terms of use FAIL
wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
its cuz their foreign
Those crazy Arabs!
Does anyone ever actually comment on the video, or picture, or whatever was actually posted? All I ever see people talking about is whether they are first or not and about how everyone else is all bent out of shape about it.
How ’bout a good ‘ol “Damn, that sucks about your car getting smashed by a falling steam roller!”
And these guys built the pyramids some 5000 years ago. Obviously they didn’t have cranes then.
(The voices in the off are clearly Egyptian Arabic)
417th!!!!!!!!
Wonder how long before someone said, “That will buff right out.”
Of course it’s in Egypt… Of course…
no, it’s in ucrane
stupid Fing arabs
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY… wait, DAMMIT THAT WASN’T IT
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Naw, don’t worry dear. It’s just a small dent.
Parking win.
Can Insurance fail.
Obvious accident was obvious.
my car!
whose car was it?