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You lucky! I’ve never been questionmarkth…
Me neither! Lucky Ducky!!!!
i would be sad about being first too..
*pats back* there there, it’s ok…
Allah Akbar!
Ala-Kazam!
(no offence)
A la peanut butter sandwiches
al dente
alfresco
Al Pacino
Alamo!
A la mode
A la carte!
(squeesqueesqueesqueesqueesquee…)
Ali Baba
Alabama
Agenté
Alaska
Tubes
Non-sequiter…
Ras AL Ghul
KADABRAAAA!
That’s a WIN!
Well, for the hippo recieving anyway!
But it’s screaming in pain.
Hippos have a powerful bite
In soviet Russia powerful bites have Hippos!
Thats probably the stupidest ‘in soviet russia’ i’ve ever heard.
Look harder on here. As bad as that was, there are worse, trust me.
Yes. Fail.
In soviet russia the stupid hears you.
Oh, if only stupid people would ever listen…
ha! seriously, a well timed yakov smirnov joke is always a good idea.
I’ve read through a ton of these and that was the first I’ve seen, I laughed out loud. Can’t wait to find more.
What they don’t tell you is the one on the right is actually a rhino.
And you don’t want to know where the horn is.
Beep!
It’s a much better aphrodisiac when it’s still on the rhino.
Goes straight to the hippocampus.
What a horny horn.
Good pain or bad pain?
EGG! You’re naked!
*covers spork’s eyes, hands EGG a robe*
Thanks Mookie, but i think i’ll stay au natural for a while… is that bad?
Depends who you’re with.
*ZZZZzzip*
Ahhhh… You’re right Egg. This is nice.
Maybe he’s laughing hysterically over teabagging the other one.
Well… it could also be an artistic (in Las Vegas style) view of a zit squeezing fail.
In that case it really depends on how enjoyable the pain is for the receiving hippo, which is calculated with the help with the complex formula (x^3-y4)z-a^2 where x stands for the quantity of chocolate in metric tons, y stands for the sexual frustration caused by the chocolate, z stands for the number of zits and a stands for the number of matings. The higher the sum of all things, the more enjoyable the pain.
Oh, so that I won’t forget, the theory isn’t that accurate yet. I’ve only had one test subject so far. Volunteers?
Reading your post was almost as painful as my abdominal cramps. (I poops now).
hmm… maybe I should dumb it down for those… mentally challenged:
(chocolate – horny) * zits – sex: Big number = good pain
Now that I think of it: Just give me the “sex”-part and I’d be satisfied.
LID. You’re back. How.. Nice.
That isn’t what I would have said…
Nice Swastika
That isn’t what I would have said either… Hmmm… Maybe you all AREN”T really just weird alternative personalities of mine that post while I am absent from my body… whoever you are, beware! The fish is watching.
Maybe I’ll volunteer.
I don’t get it… one hippo is sniffing the other’s butt, while being spanked by a spoon, and the other is screaming while being sniffed?
Hey, different strokes for different folks. Who are we to judge?
Does that mean you didn’t get invited as jury for the “Zookinky Sex Contest”?
She’s a contestant. That’s why she can’t judge.
You should see her entry with the giraffe. She is head and neck above the competition.
I’m not surprised she had a great entry, she spent weeks practising at the Halfway Inn.
Actually, they disqualified me when I turned from a cow into a veggie. Bigots.
Ask the Mormons; they judge everything and everybody.
Kinky sex cannot be explained. There are things that you like or you don’t like. And trying to find an explanation for the things you like may be like ripping a hen that lays golden eggs.
What hen, where? I’m going to teach her a lesson!
The more the merrier. Think on the gene pool!
Title: When Moomins get Kinky
I like your interpretation of events.
Mikey!! Where’s my moomin???
I decided to be a Flump.
This is Pootle.
I dunno.
Squezing the Pootle won’t be quite the same as squeezing the moomin.
Or, squeezing, even.
(Stoopit stiff fingers!)
Pootle bears a striking resemblance to a furry potato in a woolly hat.
With a theme tune that gets you jigging your head from side to side (Clicky my name)
*takes hat off as he’s in the presences of a lady*
*SQUEEZE*
*Jumps in pullcart and wheels away*
Squeesqueesqueesqueesqueesqueesquee
Couldn’t you poot the Pootle?
*sigh*
It’s just not the same.
FAIL.
I wonder if they keep those hippos in the zoo.
:O
Frisky Moomin?
You called?
*Frisks moomin*
*Removes fuzz*
Okay she’s clean.
So THAT’S where Fuzz has been!
Fluffy, you cheeky, you!
Heeheehee…
that’s no fail. that’s what animals DO.
(hehe)
I think my last boyfriend might’ve been an animal, then.
Broccoli dating a hippo… kinky…
I was always a little scared he might eat me, though.
Scared or hoping
i think you meant to put excited in place of the scared, cause if you were scared, something seriously wrong was happening and he needs lessons
And YOU need a safe word.
Like ‘harder?’
How about potato?
I prefer po-tah-to.
Are you a vicar?
And can you help me hang my curtains?
ok, but theres a potato, watch out!
how does STOP! sound, no you may get confused and use Mookies safe word, then again, ah heck our safe word will be when I pass out just stop for 10-15 minutes
You give me one example of Mookie ever saying stop when it comes to sex and I will eat my hat.
“Don’t stop!”
Munch that fedora!
*frickin’ frackin* I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn’t been for those pesky kids.
that’s no fail. that’s what animals DO.
(hehe)
mind you, one does look like they’re being raped….
The one in front should poops on the other one’s nose. (I poops now).
I accidenty my whole nose up your butt, sorry!
Did you happen to find a potato?
Petruza: check ur brakes b4 following me next time.
yay madlibs! i accidently pooped my whole nose up your butt, sorry!
I have nightmares that this is how my conception started.
You type very well for a hippo.
Um..
*considers explaining that conception doesn’t usually happen via the nose*
*reconsiders*
*SNORK!*
Ahhh, the wonders of life, it isn’t often you get to see the light hippo in its courtship ritual.
MUM! DAD!
Ohhhhhhhhh, the embarassment!
*runs off crying*
i find it very kinky
She’s a very kinky hippo
The kind you don’t take home to mother.
This makes even less sense than it did.
You’re right, this post makes no sense at all.
Hungry hungry… hippo… -stares-
That was my 1st thought too.
Somebody HELP!!! My friend attempted auto-erotic asphyxiation with a strand of blue Christmas lights!!!
I bet the lights match his face now!
*hands Markov a body bag*
*hands Markov a set of tongs*
I would propose to disguise the body as Santa and put it next to X-mas tree.
Leave it unzipped for additional comical value.
4 day weekends are the best! Morning failblog lovers!
Let me guess…are you a fireman?
why do you have a four day weekend? what’s the occasion?
*seathes*
Had to burn some vacation before the new year… The ol’ [i]use it or loose it[/i] policy…
Hmmmm… I fail.
*lowers head and walks away in shame*
And loosing is not a option.
*forces ja fail back here*
We were just at the Calgary Zoo and totally missed that. Will have to watch for that next time.
Its the circle of life
or is it the circle of fail?
Hello, you have a very funny blog! Would you be interested in a link exchange with my blog “The Purple Turkey”.
Is that similar to choking the chicken?
Thank you urban dictionary and juka14 you suck hippo balls.
Sammy, you really should know better by now…
How’d you know my motto?
It’s just a bit tighter than the pink turkey
it is the circle of square! *walks outside and runs infront of a moving truck*
[b]That is a very funny video.[b/]
What? 0.o
That’s a bold statement.
I think you just broke the sarcasm meter.
Ohhhh Globbits.
Did you buy it for twice the price and get one free or am I going to have to buy a new one?
Serious kudos points for the Trapdoor phrase/reference.
Yay! Thankyou, I loved Trapdoor.
Seriously WTF? How did whoever’s responsible for that display not see the fail?
One employee was blind
the other had a crooked eye
the third had a short leg
and the last one had a hippo fetish
*discreetly*
..Can I have his number?
You misunderstand… the lead hippo was actually innocently hanging some curtains in the original diorama.
DECK THE HALLS WITH BOWELS OF HOLLY
POO POO POO POO POO
POO POO POO POOPS
(I poops now).
That first hippo is really enjoying himself…
Drew Carey’s sex tape stills
the fail is that i don’t get this fail
Oh….I want a hippopotamus for Christmas! Only a hippopotamus will do!
“Only a hippopotamus (that) will do (me)!”
A hippo-petmousse?
I guess I’m the only one who looks at the and thinks, “Hungry, Hungry Hippos!”
Or, perhaps…
Retaba: December 16th, 2008 at 5:09 am
Hungry hungry… hippo… -stares-
‘
But you’re right, I think all kinds of things when I look at the.
damn….. guess I did the spot check fail…. pwned.
He took away my power…
Hancock FTW
No funny, interesting, or a fail.
CALGARY ZOO LIGHTS
Hell yes. Calgary represent.
AHAHA I live in Calgary….
More motivation to go to the zoo lights now.. haha
Calgary “HOLIDAY” Display? You mean CHRISTMAS display? seriosuly people, lay off the goddamned political correctness, no one cares if Christmas offends anyone, if Christmas offends people, they can get back on the boat and leave. Stupid left wing crap.
Look, it’s your mom!
And Gail, you’re an idiot. Go die.
he looks pissed.
i think this deserves double fail. if you look to the right, one of the hippos is being spanked by a spoon
Ever notice how these comments start out as just comments on the picture and then veer off into weird chat conversations that are totally off topic? It Rocks!!!
haha i saw this in real life i live in calgary that was last year!!!
5 bucks they did that on purpose
o wow I live in calgary