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lol sounds interesting
I hear in hell presidents get flaming shoes thrown at them
I hear hell was closed down a long long time ago. I think it was during the reformation. I do not remember the name of the guy who did it, but he petitioned the Papacy, and was granted the rights to hell. Then he promptly closed it down. Now… If hell is closed.. No one else can get in right? That means… We’re doubly blessed. There is no hell anymore and Jesus died for our sins.. Meaning. Jesus really didn’t need to die for our sins, but he did to make a point.
also.. Forgive me but wouldn’t that kinda lump him in the category as masochistic? Just a thought?
Lucifer closed hell to set up a pianobar in L.A.
No he didn’t; he gave the whole thing to the King of Dreams.
Ok.
He closed Hell (Remember him closing all those doors?), then he gave the key to Dream to do with as Dream saw fit, then he went and set up a pianobar in L.A.
Better?
Sandman WIN.
i hate the bible enyway
*throws bible out window at the cherch next to my home* hit a nun dos that meen i am going to hell
I’m pisst.
Dman’s dissed.
Wow, no need to be so eager for your punishment, it will last forever
Nothing lasts forever, Lou, although some claim to…
I mostly agree, but I have to say that your charms may accelerate the process.
Speaking of Mookie’s charms accelerating the process…
click my name.
Wow, THAT was a good window to have open up at the office…
Is this the online equivalent of rough sex? “Click my name, b*tch!”
… and I’ll jizz in your pants
LOL Andy Samberg is the best
Teach me the ways of the secular flesh!
right even satan gets bored sometimes…
Wait, doesn’t herpes last forever?
The first shall be the last, and the last shall be first
Thou shalt be average.
WIN.
It’s NOT funny to post “first” with a typo or a twist, you are just as retarded as the normal “firsters”, and not funny.
I have to take Bondfan’s place while he’s not active!
I feel rejected you’re no longer trying to usurp me.
*sobs*
Mumin eat mumin.
Yum yum.
I think firsting has become a nice convention. I miss it when people don’t.
*Carefully removes 1st ‘r’*
What a’ you going to do with that, Regg?
Please read below. There’s a reason why i do what i do.
i miss it when people dont get tazed. and, oh yeah, to the guy that said f**st up there, TAZE!
Ninety-sixth. So there.
Writing fail
its not FRIST but FIRST dumbass
FIRST!!!
This caption pretty much sums up my feelings about religion in general. Especially this particular religion …
I think you’re assuming this can be attributed to just one religion.
They’re all variations on the same theme.
Oh, yes, but you shouldn’t Brahms’ variationen with the originals.
Also, you shouldn’t forget to use the word “mistake” in a sentence such as the one above.
If you accidenty your mistake then you fit right in.
*hugs*
*kisses*
*Locks door*
Alone at last…. *sigh* Hey! What’s ronber doing in the corner over there????
He is not happy with resolution of the video cameras of the room. He prefers real life resolution and he is scarifying the popcorn because of that.
*sacrificing
*Pulls out POPCORN ERASER to remove the Scarified Popcorn*
But “scarifying the popcorn” is awesome, and I shall work it into conversation today, somehow.
*masturbates*
What religion would that be?
christian science.
Motel Hell: Vacancy.
You look good enough to eat
Hi, Mookie! (You never told me: Am I invited to your Christmas party? I promise not to bring to vicar, like last time. Unless you want me to bring him.)
*Hugs*
Omg!
and now your going straight to hell
you’re
Bible Lesson: Sodom & Gomorrah
Everyone Welcomed (bring your own lube)
…and picnic supplies.
I found this potato, can i bring it with me?
Sure, but we might end up having a vicar on our tail.
*Innuendo makes a few puffs and cracks*
*Innuendo puffs and cracks again*
Oops, I accidenty my “machine”. Twice.
In retrospect you must return it for service, otherwise you might get stuck retroperitoneally and have to be retrofitted retroactively or you might retrofire and be accused of being retroverted.
A vicar sounds appropriate enough. As long as we keep him behind the curtains.
And as long as he keeps his potato in his behind.
Did someone mention a….POTATO?
Nice avatar!!
HAH! That’s MUCH better, katy. That doesn’t look like a clam at all.
Or a mussel. Or some form of bivalve marine life!
*takes out vegetable oil, rubs the potato down, places in saran wrap, places in microwave for 3min 30secs, prepares k-k-k-katy with sour cream, butter, salt and pepper* mmmmmmmmmmmmm
There it goes again! We washed it for nothing!
Google search for pictures: “kathy” and “saran”.
And as long as… uhh… I can’t top that. Bravo Pablovirus!
I have to warn you – you’ve been absent lately. That potato has been up half the butts in failblog. *quick, wash your hands*
Proud to say, I have kept my eye on that potato and it has never gotten a chance to be behind me! -stares-
*tap tap*
Ahem.
LMAO!
Limão?
Limão? Não era batata?
(Lemon? Wasn’t potato?)
OK, that made me raf.
Well, clean it up!
Katy, every time I see your name on here, I just sing it out loud to the tune of “ch-ch-ch-chia!”
So, tell me, how’s the vicar been lately? I hear he’s been acting quite stiff.
The potato comment came quicker than normal!
It becomes easier with practice.
I thought practice made it take/last.. longer…
Potatoes wear pants?
you should see how fast she hangs curtains
It’s about time we got onto that lesson…
First lesson, meet my friend…
PAIN!
Don’t be too eager, you’ll be here [i]forever.[/i]
Yeah, that’s Lou’s opinion, too.
This cheap clones can be easily detected by their lack of html skills.
Next time, try to use the greater than / less than signs, AKA > and <.
SHHHH! You’re NOT supposed to TELL!
Heeeeee..!
Sorry. I accidenty my troll-blocking brain. But I don’t know how to do the blue thing-a-ma-jiggy! How it be done, me kind skwerl lover? *Lack of grammar skills = intended*
Welcome to the Hotel Failblog…
Those with bedroom eyes are going to the 2nd circle…
-sigh- forgot those don’t work with the greater then and less then signs -stares-
Don’t you people ever sleep?!?!? God, it’s monday morning!! Keep it down!!!
ZzzzzzZZzzzzzzzz….
*nudges scotteh*
Mornin’ bud!
Your bud seems to have bloomed.
Sodom and Gomorrah?
*masturbates*
Hands avalokiteshvara the link to 2 girls 1 cup.
Try masturbating to that!
Avalokiteshvara now has a cause of action against you for intentional infliction of emotional distress.
But according to my law related expertise, Chris could allege international eviction of motional mistress.
Indeed. I perfer my mistresses motional.
Better than having them amotional.
.
I think I misspelled that…
I can see it now…
2 girls 1 cup?
*starts video*
*masturbates*
OH GOD! WTF IS… OMFG! ARGHH! ARGHHHHH!!!!
*Throws-Up*
WIN
It’s the title of a Christian Science Bible Lesson. There are 26 titles, so this one comes up twice a year.
It’s right after “Probation After Death” but before my favorite, “Ancient and Modern necromancy, Alias Mesmerism and Hypnotism, Denounced.”
But I know a few of them, and they’re generally lovely people.
and thus it’s called Everlasting Punishment for that reason
I grew up a Christian Scientist, and I remember the twice a year Sunday School class where we had to go over the definitions of mesmerism, hypnotism, and necromancy, because they were much more common in the early 1900′s when the religion got started. In the 80′s and 90′s, not so much.
Note to future people who start religions: Give your followers the ability to change lesson names just in case your religion makes it to it’s hundredth birthday and necromancy isn’t so much a common buzz word, and “everlasting punishment” does not draw the people in droves.
But just you wait, in a few weeks, the sermon at that church is going to be the all encompassing “God.”
(And thanks LimeyG, for thinking of the CS folks as lovely. Most people just confuse them with Scientologists.)
That’s true that most people think we are Scientologists – and we’re really peaceful and lovely!
I’d never thought of the Lesson as amusing before…
I don’t know – it wouldn’t be Friday around my house without a little mesmerism and necromancy…
Christian Science ironically is the only religion that makes sense to me.
I’ve been raised CS my whole life, and Christian Scientists really are the nicest people I have ever met in my life.
I wish i saw that sermon name more often… Not that I go to church.
My father must have went to this to learn his child raissing skills, probably had perfect attendance too.
probably got staight A’s
*Carefully inserts previously removed ‘r’*
*watches in EGG carefully insert previously removed ‘r’*
lol!!
Lol.
Genius!
Well done EGG!
Jesus
Sounds Baptist to me.
god i hate school!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In what way, shape or form does this relate to any of the previous comments or the fail? Are you talking about Sunday School, or just venting your pent up frustration about this country’s glamorous school system? *shakes head scornfully*
WHOA!!! Time LAG!!!
Oops fail :d
Text emoticon fail
I mean :p
Atheism win!
Totaly Fail!
S&M WIN!!!
agreed. i dont even go to church and i hate it. I just say im christian so i can get presents at christmas.
WWJD?
the marquis on this church is ignorant.