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I want one!
Where do you want it?
In my USB port…
And where is your USB port?
On my computer, there’s one port in front and one port in back.
***masturbates***
Ceiling Cat watches you masturbate… … …
ceiling dog watches ceiling cat watching u masturbate
The back port has a potato jammed in it.
You can back-up your hard drive that way.
Byte me, baby!
Gigabytes! Hee! Hee!
Haha you guys are great.
*wastes for never failing bacon lube comment*
Learn to not surf on your laptop while hanging curtains, as a potato may be on the counter and if your laptop falls- well you know the rest.
well that sounds familiar.
now it has a bag of fries in it!
Only one in the on the off back side front left side?
get it one in the front(vaj) one in the back(a-hole)
catch my drift?
I am so tired of guys asking that question.
We need that kind of help though. We don’t like asking for directions. It is embarrassing.
Yeah, and, if you don’t ask, you end up trying to insert it upside down…
I have no problem with upside down. Just sayin’.
*locks door*
Shit…Its stuck O.O
i can’t help u with that
try yanking hard
Thats what she said.
Now Cam’s here. I think we need to get our locks fixed.
Why was i against firearms again?
You kept burning your shoulders.
But i don’t need to worry about that now, do I?
If you can pull the trigger with your tongue, I will fully understand why women perfer you to me, and will never bring it up again. Or look you in the eye.
Don’t worry, I won’t use my tongue.
*pouts* eh, nothing here for me… *goes to another thread*
Alright Mookie… where don’t you want it?
But… Mookie!!
I wasn’t planning on using anything on anyone but you!
*kisses* Me too. *shoos Christopher away*
Don’t be so hasty. Who’s going to do all the impressive camerawork if you shoo me out? Don’t you want to show the little hatchlings you two have how they were made?
Maybe some other time, Christopher. Can you wait outside? Thanks.
*Locks door*
*opens curtains*
Christopher, you can film from this angle. All USB ports are exposed.
Unfortunately, the locksmith is a little bit tied up at the moment.
No, nothing kinky. Just a boot on his van.
I put a potato in his tailpipe. That’ll teach him.
There seems to be a rash of that going around.
I have some cream for that.
left over from the STD market thread, no doubt…
“It’s not a toobah!”
This one time, in band camp…
*Snickers*
Do eggs have an upside down?
Yes. You can tell when our glasses fall off.
What if the egg’s glasses have fallen off already.
Without ears and a nose, wouldn’t that happen regardless? Gravity sin?
My bad. WIN, not sin. That just makes it sound weird.
Why do you think i have eyebrows and a moustache?
I thought so you can give rides?
lol
Lollies
Lollie, Lollie, Lollie, get your adverbs here.
xD
*insert potato joke here*
Your USB port has been fried.
Don’t let Julienne know that’s happened!
There was a compatibility problem with the computer’s chipset.
You need an American-to-French [strike]Fry[/strike] Chipset adapter.
Spanish, actually.
This thread scalloping towards absurdity at a rapid rate.
You mean VICARiously?
As if they’re vibrators for 3rd graders.
-_-
DEEP?
So that’s what they’re calling it these days?
THEY ARE MEANT TO BE LIKE THAT, IDIOTS.
Eww :s
Gives new meaning to “Plug and Play”
~or~
In Soviet Russia, USB Drive mounts YOU.
~or~
*masturbates*
Those are cool!
http://www.geekstuff4u.com/gadgets/xmas/kinnikuman-warriors.html
Go buy one, here ya go
http://www.geekstuff4u.com/gadgets/kinnikuman-warriors.html
Kinniku Man?
Its a famous Manga/Anime from Japan.
I was just stunned by his expression.
You should see the face of Vicar Man. Sadly, he does not appear in the picture.
Does Vicar man include a set of curtains and a kitchen table?
Yes
*rappels down from dirigible*
*SQUEEEZES the moomin!*
*zips back up and serenely floats away*
Does Vicar man include a set of curtains and a kitchen table?
No
*happiness*
He’s facing the other direction, (ass in air), and has a somewhat “surprized” / “ecstatic” look on his face.
There is a Limited Edition Boxed Set with a punch out Cardboard Kitchen, Table, Chair, Curtains and a Sack of Potatoes.
You can also buy the complementary Naughty & Indiscreet Nurse.
I perfer the rough and haggard Nurse set.
Comes with the rode-hard-and-put-away-wet wig.
Christopher seems a little perfervid today.
At least he’s not perferated. [sic]
At least he’s not [sic]
[Sic]ophant.
*grin*
*HUG!*
*buys*
and his ‘stache!
potato joke
Plug in baby!
The pen is mightier than the cord. Behold the arched enchanters wand!
I don’t know what possessed me.
*’
The muses are inspiring, yes. But distracting as well.
*salutes*
Where is dragon to keep you in line?
I’m not a possessive dragon!
Tell me more about the Penis Mightier. Will it really mighty up my penis? Because I’ve ordered devices like that before – wasted a pretty penny, I don’t mind telling you. And if The Penis Mightier works, I’ll order a dozen.
You have graced us with yet another cardinal comment AA.
I’m off to count my blessings…!
Could you direct me to that?
Second star to the right and straight on ’till morning.
crucifies my enemies! *moshes*
I’ve seen ‘em twice
Ok, but how fast are they?
my computer said it was lonely.
So it doesn’t mind fast data-transferring?
it loves staring into kinniku mans face as I upload pictures onto it
That’s the raunchiest thing I’ve heard all day.
Then you haven’t been commenting enough.
thank you mookie
Transferring potato…
One potato, two potato, three potato, four. . .
Five potato, six potato, seven potato, war!
*draws spud gun*
pow pow pow
*Grabs potato out of church seat*
Pew Pew Pew
*grabs a vicar*
Spud Spud Spud
*Squeezes vicar to fire potatoes*
poo poo poo
Sets up Vickers machine gun.
Spud spud spud
Spud spud spud
Goes to MASH unit for treatment
*asks priest where to find the little boys*
To the vicar belong the soils.
LMAO!
The baby is crowning, Mr. Kinniku. Wait, “Mr.?”
eww
+1
Gopher holing?
*Sorry*
That’s it. I’m going back to bed.
If it sees its shadow and goes back in, there will be six more weeks of potato puns.
Oh dear gawd, noooo….
The first guy has a scary “Oh face”
i think ramens race is scarier
It’s kind of a “MY NUTS!” look, don’t you think?
no its as if a dog was licking peanut butter off of his nuts
Hmmm…it seems too convenient that you would know the source of that facial expression with such detail.
.
Very interesting…
i didnt have a mirror so im not quite sure if that was my facial expression. bukkit please
Let me guess weinerbagel:
You were blindfolded in a fraternity initiation once, huh?
AND you were probably in heaven until that cold nose touched you.
maybe it was the surprise anal
fail
win
lose
draw
And it’s time to play the Feud!
*points to board* Show me potato salad!
Big buck, big buck, no whammies…
What’s behind kitchen curtain number 3?
*draws a skwerl in a tree*
*draws a pistol*
*draws a chess match*
*matches a chest of drawers*
Ah! That’s where I put those potatoes!
*draws some conclusions*
*draws some unwanted attention*
*Draws the line.*
Why am I here agai… oh, McFail *Gives attentions*
*Drawing a blank.*
*draws the drapes*
*draws the dark*
*draws MikeyD a bath*
*draws the shower curtain to get some privacy*
Hello rubber ducky.
Oh dear, ducky draws the short straw.
*Pulls Marius’ drawers down*
*Withdraws*
That’s not a very reliable method…
of…
*sends Marius an accident kid card*
contraception…
I accidenty a moomin?
*Draws blood for testing.*
*draws up a restraining order against Christopher*
That’s what you get for dropping your drawers.
*drawn to watch*
Draws a pistol and tells mookie to get on her knees 8====D(‘o’ )
you forgot the trigger.
Ramen Man’s loving it!
That creepy grin lets you know what he’s thinking about.
Kinniku Busta!
Hmm, looks like they are all doing sit-ups….that’s weird.
You would have to be in top form in order to lug that kind of hardware around.
I hope it’s retractable. I’d hate to be exposed when I’m not flashing my warez.
haha “flash drive”
I thought that’s what the trench coat is for.
Where’s Dik Dik Van Dik?
LOL
The latest viral marketing scheme.
Snort!
STD marketing?
All the cool flea markets do it.
stdin, stdout
*sets up a firewall*
*removes staircase handrail*
*fends off poisonous reptiles*
*grabs fire extinguisher*
*extinguishes moomin shaped hole in the firewall and ambles through*
*SQUEEZE*
*vanishes into the smoke*
I’ll sell you this fabulous case of chlamydia for just £4.99!
Don’t buy it, and don’t pay attention to her claptrap, either.
Getting a bit crabby, Admiral?
*gives Mookie a glass of warter*
*Gives mookie some cash and tells her to strip. p.s. this is weapwn expert/six flags nazi formly anymous fruit formly phil
I want one Wars Man, please!
For what it’s worth, from what I remember when they used to show this show in the US on TV, this was intentional. This show was pretty… out there. as I recall.
first off, these are called flash drives.
secondly, there’s no FAIL here. they were made purposely with all implied innuendos.
who brought the cool kid?
I’ve seen them called flash drives, pen drives, quick drives, USB drives, external drives, jump drives.
.
Pick your poison, skippy.
Um…so the argument is that anything intentional cannot possibly fail?
Wow. Your logic is royallyfuked.
taze
I don’t think you can call this a fail. The positioning is rather intentional…
Look another one!
Thanks to you & “royallyfuked” all of us who can’t see, read or think without constant adult supervision can understand the true nuances of humo(u)r, marketing, and subtly implied sexual insinuation.
Sarcasm — you either get it or you don’t.
.
And the ones that don’t drive the rest of us crazy with their constant corrections.
Oh, now i get what you said… You’re missing 2 commas, dude.
“Sarcasm, you get it AND the ones that don’t drive the rest of us crazy..”
What a deal!!
there is something WRONG with these people!!
or is that:
Perversion: You’re doin in rite
?
yes
Well ok, I’ll insert it. But I have to warn you, my transfer rate is pretty fast.
If you’re too fast you’ll turn “floppy” before you get to Halfway Inn.
It all depends on how hard your drive is.
its hard but its a flash drive.
lol, i want One ! Where can we buy it ?
I remember there was a USB Stick with a dog that was moving ‘in a certain way’ …
It hadn’t any memory stockage …
How big is it?
That’s a rather personal question, isn’t it sir?
(any old Monte Python fans out there?)
However, considering the size of the insertable unit compared to the “action figure” itself , I remain jaw-droppingly impressed.
montey python rock. u know he worked with scientist to help with proving once an for all that there is death after life
How is it a fail if it’s intentional? (and it is)
The fail is that the moustache of the Ramen Man is too big, duh…
Nu-uh. The fail is that Wars Man should have blue knee-pads.
Pennis Drive xDDD
ERECTION!
ooops… sorry i meant
OBJECTION!
As hilarious as all this in-your-endo is, and as much as I enjoy 3.5″ Hard Drive / 5.25″ floppy-based comedy, it’s all woefully redundant. These aren’t even memory sticks. They don’t contain flash data, they just plug in and do sit-ups. Devastating.
But, judging by what I’ve seen of failblog.org in the past couple of days (The Guardian’s ‘Guide’ showed me the light this weekend) that shouldn’t stop us. So, let me be the first to suggest that these guys enjoy a good RAM. Classy.
tehe
you said endo
5.25″ floppy and 3.5″ hard? You’re doin’ it wrong…
(But high-five for the fabulously liberal paper that is The Guardian!)
I kinda like the expression on “Ramen Man”. It looks like he’s just laid back, and enjoying the 25 minutes of silence.
Just let him know when udon.
All in good tempura, impatient one.
All this talk about ramen has made miso hungry.
LOL. that was amazing.
Did we bowl you over? We really got our shitakether here.
This pun run is doing nicely. Soba, so good.
You all are tofu-lish! Hee hee…I love you guys.
You guys are really using your noodles.
25 minutes! Impressive!
Not really. After a while it gets irritating, then you have to give your partner the “shoulder tap” and get into something else. It’s all well and good to take your time with … ramen… but at the same time if you play around with it too long, it gets cold. Na meen?
Nuff respect. Innit?
I have a feeling Wars Man is going to get a call from LucasLawyer Man any minute now.
Ewoks a fine line.
What if he changes his tag line from “I am your father.” to “Who’s your daddy?”
I think he bit off more than he can chewie.
It was outLandoish for him to market that.
I guess it’s the Rebel in him!
He just wants to get Leia’d.
speaking of which i just picked up a good bargain on e-woks at the local japanese market
the market was in the darth mall
I think this is a WIN
Given the anime/manga, it at the very least keeps the status quo of it.
how many GBs do they have in the their wieners?
Let me help you with your act.
*shoots an arrow through steve’s skull so it comically protrudes from both sides*
Are you drunk Admiral? You shouldn’t be failing while intoxicated.
Not to mention practicing…
He’s not drunk, he’s been chasing the dragon
I can’t Tell if you were aiming for the apple or not AA.
Will-iam inclined to believe he was!
It’s about time we had an overture from you, Loz.
Do Tell!
hmm im intrigued continue
Yeah, we haven’t Rossini you in a while!
… and we’re glad you’re Bach.
*blushes*
He DOES say I’m rather intoxicating…
And quite positively addictive. . .
*hic* your lush *hic* you’re *hic* luscious
Hee. You lush.
*smooch*
Mm. You taste like mead.
Speaking of honey, I believe tupelo wood is used in wood carving. Consider it an idea for your walking cane.
Oh…you mind reader, you! I was JUST looking at canes, trying to figure out which one would be best for me.
I’m thinking this one…what do you think? Hmm…I wonder if I can get it in tupelo wood… *grin*
(clickie my name)
I like that one! I was thinking that the cane should coil and curve, but that handle conveys that design element nicely. I’m sure you’ll find something you love, even if it means that you design it yourself!
Hee…! I hadn’t even thought of the “coil and curve” element, but maybe that’s why I liked this one so much.
It just seemed rather…me.
*grins*
*twines*
My searches didn’t turn up anything befitting you more than what you’ve already found. I’ll keep an eye out, though.
My searches didn’t turn up anything befitting you more than what you’ve already found. I’ll keep an eye out, though.
Both of them, apparently! :p
But…in all seriousness…thank you. It means a lot that you would take time to help me. I don’t think my kindness could ever be a match for yours.
Hey Dragon, this one kinda reminds me of the one in your back. (clicky my name)
*SNORK!!*
Fluffy…go up a little ways on this thread where I say “clickie my name” and…clickie my name!
Hee hee hee!
*hug!*
Oh for heaven’s sake Fluffy!
How the hell did anyone not see this while designing the damn thing *facepalm*
I’m guessing it was the designer’s “Little Joke”.
o.O
those … ‘thingys’ cost ~27€
and they have NO internal memory!
(‘Hey, the night was fun… uhm… whatwasyourname???’)
I think the immense amount of fun you get from seeing these little guys do situps while you are using your computer is worth it to some people(No names here, I don’t want to be too insulting).
You can buy one of these at:
http://www.geekstuff4u.com/kinnikuman-warriors.html
I’d say, pen drive WIN!
Ahhh!! Kid Muscle!
the amount of comments on this is sheer incredibleness. excelsior
What would those crazy Japanese think of next?
Yeah Muscle rules lol
dude this was from a kids show
Was the rating TV-m by any chance? Define kids show. I think any kids watching this show would be traumatized for a VERY long time. I think ramen man has taken 30-70 minutes away from my night of sleep .
this is an epic fail, in my opinion
I’m going to have to go with win here.
I do believe the port placement here was intentional. Nonetheless, it’s funny as hell.
That’s one deranged looking duck you’ve got there dude. I’d say it is WAY past psycho.
If you stick these one of these into a potato and have two wires from the potato going into a cup of lemon juice, they’ll start doing sit ups. Go figure.
*nervous* Where did you get that potato again?
Whole Foods. Don’t worry, i’s clean(for now)
Nothing like fresh vegetables from Vicar’s Produce.
I want all
I miss M.U.S.C.L.E.s. They should do an Epic Win entry on them.
I don’t think that is actually a fail. I think they are just dirty flash drives.
good way to spread virus
I don’t think they’re actually a “pen drive” fail… unless you take it literally and consider them failures for not being “pen drives” and having no storage with them. They just do situps. That’s it. Just like the USB humping dog (which is more hilarious, IMO).
pen drive WIN
Knowing both the Japanese and the creators…
The chances of this being intentional is extremely high.
So if its intentional is it still fail?
yet somehow TERRIBLY appropriate considering it’s kinnikuman
Is that a USB in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Pen drive fail… or awkward gift win?
Umm. This is actually the point of these drives.
This isn’t a fail. This is designed to be perverted. Just the same way that the humping dog USB drive is designed to be perverted.
You guys have some odd definitions of fail… I think this one wins the funny award.
They ain’t flash drives, they’re variations on the USB Humping Dog plug-in (see http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/japanfan/9c89/), but instead of humping, they do sit-ups. Like the Crunching Dog (http://www.himeyashop.com/product_info.php/products_id/10184).
Yeah, completely useless, i know.
That’s not fail, that is WIN. Its intentional.
I remember this show. Pretty sure this was deliberate…
uhh… thinking about whoever thought up this product kinda creeps me out.
Have you ever seen that show? … It’s on purpose …
That’s not a pen drive fail. That’s a pen drive win.
lol! they have dogs that hump as USB drives too.
that’s probably on purpouse :/
i don’t know about the others, but kinniku looks pissed about this.
Just to clarify:
These things use the USB port only to power their sit ups. They don’t have any storage space, similar to Humping Dog: USB Meets Love (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rI-pct3zy18).
But yeah, pretty obscene. A Japanese novelty win is likely a fail everywhere else.
if you’ve seen this series… you’d see that this was intentional.
they probably actually did that on purpose…
i which i can get one of these..
wish i can get my hands on one of those
any1 that knows where to buy one???
Lolszz
This will make my software go hard .
OMG!!! Ramen Man. This is the best fail!!!
They sell these at Urban Outfitters. They’re supposed to be doing situps.
no, its a pen(is) drive……..
jhg
Pretty sure it was suppose to be that way.
that’s from ultimate muscle, always thought there was something weird about those guys
wow, you guys are wayy lame. like honestly.
nothing better to do?
Pen drive? More like PENIS drive!
Where Can I Buy This????
what do any of these comments have to do with the picture?
ramen man looks like hes enjoying it while kinniku man looks like it an effort for him to do that
and it wouldn’t have been so bad if the drive was their legs
It was made in Japan, so it was probably SUPPOSED to look like that O_O lol
Ahem*
ALLLL NIGHT LOOONG!
KINNIKKU FAIL! xD
lol… theres an add on the screen that says irony i mean ironkey. LOL… its a flash drive just like the fail
this is an ultimate fail!!!!!!!!!!!!
can these be real?
would the asian guy on the far right have a tiny usb
This is the best fail!!!
These are not drives at all, all they do when you plug them in is do situps
Plus I hope they make more of these Kinnikuman USB characters