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First?!
Nasty?!
it used to be DYNASTY RESTAURANT when times were better
Restaurant?!
FORTUEN COOKIE!>?
Elbow typing?
Egg drawring?
Dammit! Didn’t we lock you in the troll cage?
*Gets out steel handcuffs*
*Locks up QWERTY?*
*Kicks him inside of the indestructible troll cage*
*Locks the troll cage door*
*Gets out troll-specialized hand grenade*
*Throws hand grenade into troll cage, where it bursts into flames*
*Tear rolls down cheek*
It’s… so… beautiful!
murderous moomin makes me mmmmoahahaha
TAZE?!
LAST!
Premature!
in pants!
some would say that’s a plus
No, it’s not…the following is a plus: +
yeah, i read the comic and then i
JIZZED IN MY PANTS
ZOMG YAY!
Hahaha!
I wonder if they have the nasty suprise in there…. XD
I’m really trying to figure out what a “nasty suprise” is. I mean, I’m so surprised, I can’t figure it out! Anyone care to help?
B3nd ov3r and you will get your nasty surprise.
Yeah, I know what a “nasty surprise” is. What I don’t know is what a “nasty suprise” is!
Then I will quote the urban dictionary:
That’s funny!
The only thing funnier would be the girl locks the door, calls the cops about a naked man outside and then finishes up with the #2 guy.
Sorry, I’m still sore from the last fail.
Brussell Sprout casserole?
Potato salad?
Nasty surprise is getting handed a potato by a vicar.
At least you know where it has been… hopefully.
LOL Who’d park there?? This sign is so useless.
who wouldn’t park there?? right behind the nasty store where nasty deeds are done…
kinky
slinky
But what is it supposed to say? “Dynasty”?
I would think so, seeing that China typically had many dynasties…
(I’m just guessing that this is Chinese, but I would think it is.)
At least they’re honest. Anpu likes honesty.
At least their honesty differentiates them from the Sneaky Restaurant.
I would still Shun it Lou.
Then you will miss a good advice inside one of their fortune cookies regarding investing in the stock market.
Hi Lou! *Waves*
*waves in front of the window*
*hugs lou*
*hugs loz*
*hugs back*
Hi Loz!
*Hugs Lou and Loz*
Hi! Loz, I haven’t seen you ’round here in forever!
Hii, I know, I’ve been super busy. But I plan to come back with
a vengeance in a couple of days!
I’ll blast these trolls into oblivion! *evil laugh*
*jumps up and down for joy* Woohoo!
Damnit! What’s up with the posts not nesting in the appropriate place? Anywho, Loz, nice to see you’re back in full form.
Ah, my post seems to have migrated back up to where it belongs.
You can borrow the BlogMobile and wreck havoc on them Loz!
Loz!
*Yays*
Fortune Cookie says: Run! for you lives?
Fortune Cookie says: You like chinese food.
Fortune cookie says: You will get a sarcastic fortune cookie.
Fortune cookie says: Your mine. Lucky number is 2th.
Fortune cookie says: Live lif to the fullest. Start with the Teriyaki chicken really… stupid peiwei.
Teriyaki chicken? what from the Japanese restaurant next door?
Fortune cookie says: One time I sucked six hairy six in a row!
You can not Sui me Lou, I think their food might have a nasty Tang to it.
I don’t Ming the Tang…
LOL wouldnt wanna eat there
Really? I wonder why…
Since when is “nasty” not good?
The blurry frontier between nastiness and goodness… you can dwell upon it but be careful when crossing it.
Nasty has an inverse relationship between the dining room and the bedroom.
Not always. A nasty burger is usually tastier than a clean one, i’d say.
Now that is just gross…. *gags*
And a potato can fill an important part in both rooms.
B/c they serve cat…and skwerll, you didn’t here it from me
Oh, we wouldn’t there saying you did.
Who r they & Who r u?
I’m just a messenger. And you already know who they are… you just don’t want to accept we exist.
But we do. Oh yes, we do.
MICE?!
The mice are secretly in control of everything… Pretend you don’t notice
They’ll kill you.
i’d eat there. nasty yum yum
…and so their cunningly conceived masochist trap was sprung…
maybe their funningly recieved pacifist cap was rung…
CHAIN FAILS
shit…how’d you see right through me?
This must be where they fry and boil nonsense.
They also have plenty of chicken, but they are short of real chicken.
They also service mice with their sushi platters.
*serve
(Stoopid coffee didn’t kick in yet)
The mice are disappointed that you have reneged on your offer to service them.
Mookie are you part of a vegetable herd?
She’s like Stephen Hawking, but hot.
he he, hot fer you, baby… Let’s get together and make a broccoli quiche…
*Removes shell*
AGAIN?????
Looks to me that the sign describes the place rather accurately?
It looks like the back entrance of all restaurants in the world. They’re always nasty.
First moomin to comment on this blog!
First to SQUEEZE a moomin on this blog.
*Walks away feeling like I did something wrong.*
First one to say “potato” on this blog.
I think it’s entirely possible we should all be thoroughly ashamed of ourselves
First one to say “vicar” on this blog.
First half moomin / half skwerl to comment on this blog.
what be a moomin?
Clicky on my name and the wonderful world of the moomins shall be revealed.
Sad to hear that you are related to Mumi-troll.
I am sure he tries to ruin some of your funny familiar celebrations.
I think all the moomins are trolls to be honest.
So I’m going to blame the avatar for my first comment
Google it, and prepare to “splort”, as the ICHC folks would put it.
I dunno, moomins look like bleached hippos to meh =)
bleach and drain cleaner can be -cough- FUN -endcough-
Ahem… first one to point out that we do not support the use of “first’s” in here.
First to do this about you’re comment.
First to *flash* on failblog.
*Stares*
You missed your chance to be the first to masturbate there christopher.
Sorry. Five knuckle shuffle. I do pay attention. Honest.
Somebody beat (off?) Chris some entries below, as per the time stamps.
And I didn’t even notice.
I feel blind, I must have been masturbating too much.
Yeah it’s supposes to read “Dynasty” alright.
Grammar fail!
*masturbates*
awww come on man im getting all over me!
Must we keep repeating this?
Grammar fail! “im getting all over me!”? This is leaving horrible images in my mind…
quit getting all over yourself! quit getting all over yourself!
but my mum said im not a quitter
ofc ourse not shes mute, you just couldnt read sign language
Random much…
No, this is a win… It says “No parking” and it’s in front of a place called “Nasty Restaurant”. So, it’s some pretty wise advice.
No, its behind the building…cant you tell from the nastiness taht is the alley behind?
Honesty win.
Marketing fail?
Honest Marketing?! What be this thing that you speek of? i have yet to be learned of it.
It is an oxymoronic concept.
Hm. “Oxymoronic”… just like QWERTY! Wait, no… he’s just “moronic”.
Who the hell is QWERTY? Was he the world’s first troll?
Their nasty is really tasty, though…
Oh you would say that. We all know you’re really into nasty Mookie
Very aptly named.
The entrance looks nasty indeed.
honesty WIN
win
I heard the owner inspired a Janet Jackson song back in the 80′s. You know, back when she had talent and didn’t have to stoop to “wardrobe malfunctions”.
The bars on the window make it even more creepy…
Naming Fail. The sign is broken, therefore it’s a broken sign win. However, “Whole Sign Fail” could be utilized.
More like Photoshop fail.
yeah, you yan see a resting red dot, and the colors are bad
teacher sez-
I can only make out a few of the characters. The second one is hai (sea) and the last two are jiu jia (restaurant). Can someone who knows Chinese please post the first and third?
The first one is unclear, and does not appear in the 3000 most frequently used characters (I checked by all possible radicals). It is not the common word for “dynasty” (chao2 – 朝) but could be some rare old character that means the same thing.
The third is “xian” or “fresh” – “haixian”or “seafresh” means seafood.
Basically it is (Something) Seafood Restaurant, implying that this particular restaurant is meant to also serve copious amounts of alcohol (jiu, the second to last character).
These restaurants are quite common in Taiwan, where you sit at low Japanese-style tables and get fresh seafood for about $3 USD/mini-plate, and are expected to buy lots of beer to wash it down.
Hey all, I took this picture at the Dynasty Seafood Restaurant in San Jose, CA years ago…
*reads menu out loud* broccli stuffed in lizard dinner salad…eww…*goes to dessert section* sand cream mixed with hot sauce and guts of cod…. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!! *exits restuarunt as fast as possible to go home and seriously lose my lunch*
It’s obviously photoshoped, you can tell that from the suddenly changing color.
how has it been photshopped, you can obviously see that part of the sign containing th (DY) is missing.
Obviously
the DY is lost
The “dy” is cast! *returns “dy”*
Chinese really are nasty.
i wouldn’t recommend eating there…
not a good place to eat.