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FINALLY, He didn’t say first
oh, right…
First! Yatta!
*sigh*
Oh, great. That ‘yatta’ signifies you’re Japanese.
One of my own people saying ‘f*rst’
The shame!
*shakes head*
You’re not Mexican?
I’ve heard of people mistaking me as Chinese, but Mexican?!
No, I’m not Mexican. Are you Armenian?
Yes I am American, Im just going to pretend that you misspelled it
You’re American?
So you could be:
Argentiean, Brazilian, Bolivian, Chilean, Colombian, El Salvadorian, Venezuelan, and other ‘American’ countries.
Yes, I am from America which includes those countries
Wow, you’re pretty multinational.
Can you speak ALL those languages?
America isn’t a nation its a series of continents, and I speak Spanish/English/Mexican/Argentinian/Bolivian/Chilean/Colombian/Salvadorian/Venezuealan/Other ‘American’ languages
WHAT!!?
You DON’T Speak Peruvian or Canadian or Guatemalan?
Canadian isn’t a language derrr.
Gawd. Humor impaired.
*entrolls Pauset in Humo(u)r 101*
I don’t know what you are talking a boot. Canadians definitely speak their own language, eh.
Ya shur, you betcha.
guess what? im going to just simply randomly enter this conversation for no apparent reason! lol
Way to break the ice.
We were gonna play hockey on there, eh
Mexican/Argentinian/Bolivian/Chilean/Colombian/Salvadorian/Venezuealan/ are all very similar.
Or maybe you have some kind of connection to Uri and speak German or Schwyzerdütsch?
If your knowledge would include other american languages, like a few dozens of the native laguages, or maybe French, Portuguese and Dutch, now that would be impressive!
Actually, he broke the frozen water, which works a lot like ice.
it just costs 99 ct.
He also broke that lovely statue.
For all of you who have absolutely no cultural knowledge or are humor impaired, there are 3 major languages spoken in North America: English, Spanish, and Portuguese. Almost all South American countries speak Spanish, or at least their own dialect of it. All (2) North American countries use English primarily, with slight variations. Brazil is large enough that its language (Portuguese) can be included on the list. Thank you for your time.
Oh, and funny pic by the way.
Thanks, you’ve been great patronising the entire Failblog community.
Or just spilled something white all over it.
*runs out of room screaming*
He left out Spanglish
like cheez
Mexico is North American country ain’t it? Nes pas?
How dare you forget French! Those damn French-Canadians speak it all the time!
Theta4, talking about cultural knowledge, the three major languages spoken in North America are English, Spanish and French. Also, there are three North American countries, Canada, USA and Mexico (yes, I know, that is difficult, Sarah Palin got that one wrong, too).
The whole Mexican/Argentinian/Bolivian/Chilean/Colombian/Salvadorian/Venezuelan/Other ‘American’ languages business is daft and wouldn’t be funny, even if those countries would not all have significant numbers of people speaking aboriginal languages that developed in those nation’s areas (and thus much more aptly could be called Mexican/Argentinian/Bolivian/Chilean/Colombian/Salvadorian/Venezuelan/Other ‘American’ languages). Thanks to Pasteurized Processed Cheese Food Substitute for pointing that out much more eloquently than I ever could.
Whoa… someone is DEFINITELY with stupid…
Im getting ready to throw a shoe!!!
*call the blacksmith*
*call the farrier*
*call the farter?*
-.-
There are about 15 dialogues of Spanish, just because you speak one doesn’t mean you speak them all.
And to correct Mr. I’m-going-to-patronize-everyone…
Canada’s major languages are English and French. There is a French French portion and an English portion of Canada.
USA’s major language is English (durh) but to be cool they decided to add Spanish as a “second language” even though there wasn’t any Spanish-based portion of the USA (as Quebec/other Eastern provinces are the french base of Canada).
Mexico speaks, I do believe, 2 different dialogues of Spanish. Therefore, Spanish is their language.
So here you have, through basic knowledge, English, Spanish, and French. Way to look like an asshat there, buddy.
And for the record, Canada TOTALLY has its own language LOL!
How are Flo and Alice?
[hold on tight!]
*GRRRRR*
OH MY! *gets really angry*
Mel,
You’re a Horrible Excuse for a Human! Which surely means you’re most likely a Canadian Troll. But, if you aren’t I don’t really care at all. “Asshat” is not a nice thing to call anyone, EVER.
I wish Excrement upon you! In fact I wish Moldy, Rotten, Fuzzy, Spoiled, Lumpy, Maggot Infested Excrement from a Anal Syphilis Infected Hippo with Projectile Diarrhea upon you!
With Vitriolic Disgust and Loathing Hatred, Mr. I’m-going-to-patronize-everyone… or someone else who was just bored and wanted to fill the emptiness with anger, hate, spite, and stuff.
PS: ASSHAT!
Must make comment nest longer….
…”dialogues of Spanish”???
*stifles an undignified *snork*…*
And…um…are you aware that the U.S. has the fifth largest Spanish-speaking population in the world? So no…”they” didn’t “just decide” to make Spanish a “second language” for no reason.
Thank God. I wasn’t the only one who though that “dialogue” was wrong!
Ummm. No, I’m fai(l)rly certain Mel is thinking {yeah, right, like that’s possible} of “dialect”… And having grown up in Southern California, you’d better believe there’s a reason that Spanish is the ’secondary language’ of the United States. Literally, you cannot travel anywhere in the country where someone is not speaking it.
Now see? “Dialect” is the word that I would have used. And living in Chicago really opens ones eyes to why Spanish is the “secondary language” here too!
Sí, aquí en Nueva Jersey también!
Well, crap. I’m surrounded by English-speaking white people.
I HAVE GOT to move somewhere with more diversity.
Woo!
*grin*
That was quite a ride, my Admiral!
Wait. America IS a continent, not a series of continents!! ¬¬
Geo-Fail!
Oh please…just shoot me now. It would be kinder, really.
*hands Dragon some asparagus*
Ooh. I was expecting bamboo. You always manage to surprise me.
It’s going to need a sauce. I’m going to hit the bunk and dream up a new recipe; your input is welcome.
Mmm. I think we can cook something up together. I’ve been dreaming of your input all day.
*slides between the sheets*
Are you kidding me? America has the best culture in the world. Where else are you supposed to get sushi, tacos, and pizza? And by the way, Canada does have its own language. You know the “eh?” they add at the end of every sentance? That’s it!! It was the easiest language class I took in college. All of us Americans are WAY cultured, eh?
One can get sushi, tacos and pizza in Britain, Germany, etc.. Welcome to world culture. (and it’s s-e-n-t-e-n-c-e)
*calls the abodigital modeling agency*
Igirisu de sushi to taco to pizza tabereru na no ni, honto no sushi to taco to pizza betsu mono kamosirehen de.
Wow, this started out as an epic win, but….yeah….no.
How did a kinda funny picture turn into a geography/language/politcal lecture? If you are going to be nerds by commenting on pictures then actually tlak about good stuff
Is Theta4 saying that Brazil is in North America?
> The whole Mexican/Argentinian/Bolivian/Chilean/Colombian/Salvadorian/Venezuelan/Other ‘American’ languages business is daft
Go to Havana and ask someone in the street, “¿Dónde se puede coger un guagua?” Then repeat the exercise in Buenos Aires. The slight difference in reaction may convince you that it is worth distinguishing between the regional variations of Spanish.
Actually to be completely honest Greenland is considered a Noth American country as well.
Anguilla, Antigua and Barbuda, Aruba, Bahamas, Barbados, Belize, Bermuda, British Virgin Islands, Canada, Cayman Islands, Clipperton Island, Costa Rica, Cuba, Dominica, Dominican Republic, El Salvador, Greenland, Grenada, Guadeloupe, Guatemala, Haiti, Honduras, Isla Aves, Jamaica, Mantinique, Mexico, Montsserat, Nevassa Island, Netherlands Antilles, Nicaragua, Panama, Puerto Rico, Saint Barthelemy, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint-Martin, Saint Pierre and Miquelon, Saint Vincent and Grenadines, Saint Andres and Providencia, Trinidad and Tobago, Turks and Caicos Islands. United States, United States Virgin Islands are all the countries in North America.
So according to that the North American languages Very from English, French, different versions of Spanish, Dutch, Papiamento/Papiamentu, and occasionally German. North America is a lot more than the three countries you people think.
*call some hookers*
wow, its like 4chan but smarter!
Who wants back bacon?
Wow that’s retarded.
Someone from Earth doesn’t speak all the languages on Earth.
You know what it’s easier to just say you fail at life.
Or an express card!
In Soviet Russia, Express Cards You
In Soviet Russia, people whose names begin with P and end in ausest die…
So Paul Rausest dies?
I think he meant Peter Fausest.
or Patrick Dausest…
In Soviet Russia, Peter Fausest Kill butteredToastRocks
Actually, American refers to someone from the United States of America. So while being American makes you from America, being from America doesn’t make you American
*universe explodes*
Well, at least it didn’t IMPLODE like last time!
FIX IT!
Why? There’s only someone to come to destroy it and build an intergalactic hyperspace bypass…
previous comment = stoopid
you only see THE UNIVERSE explode when you’re in Milliways. They’ve got great food.
Do I have to? It’ll only spontaneously combust again.
Can I have a pan-galactic gargle blaster, please.
I need to drown my sorrows.
Hitchhike here often? Maybe you need a guide to the Galaxy?
Actually…I could really use a hug. Got one to spare?
*HUG*
Anything for you, my dear friend!
*HUG!!!*
Aaaaaaaaaaahhh.
Much better. Thanks!
*hugs back*
*group hug*
*snuggle*
Am I too late to get in on some of this action?
Nope.
*HUG!*
*BIG HUG!* Dragon, what’s got you down in the dumps? Or, is it the dump that’s got you in the dumps? Or, more accurately, the dump trucks? *Snuggles in between Avis, Dragon, and Admiral in the group hug*
Oopsie doopsie, it appears that I missed Ryannon, as she entered her post while I was typing. Let me rephrase my last statement:
*Snuggles in between Avis, Dragon, Admiral, and Ryannon in the group hug*
Em!
How could you?
*sulks away slowly*
I don’t recommend getting between Dragon and the Admiral, just so ya know.
*hands Dragon a slice of lemon and a large gold brick*
Darn tootin’ Avis!
And thanks, Sterno…I needed that.
Oh my goodness! Bob, don’t leave me! I want to hug you too! *HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG!* All better, sweets?
*hugs all* *and especially Dragon*
I’m sory, we’re fresh out. I DO however have a large gold brick and some lemon, would you like me to recreate the experience?
Em how could you abandon your skwerlly brethren!
Pan-galactic gargleblaster
Play in a random fight. Gives +3 for any fighter, no matter which one. Only useable once. 100 credits
Star Munchkin
(translated freely)
Perhaps in your opinion!
While the rest of the world agree that being from the continents of america
Makes you American!
now stop being a fool.
I thank you.
ohh come on, what do you want him to say?
I am united states of american? saying i am american makes sense.
hey, dumb fuck. Armenian is actually an ethnicity. They’re from Armenia. So next time you try and correct someone, get it right, Pausest.
Umm, I wasn’t correcting him ‘dumb fuck’ I was ignoring that he had suggested that I might be Armenian.
you fail to see the point
Wow. For someone with a name like that, you lack the humor. It was a joke.
There are large differences between enthicity, nationality and citizenship
learn them well!
I dont believe you your probably candadian
i honestly had a hunch that you were british
i had a hunch that you were british
Omg, I’m not japanese!
Omg, I’m not circumcised!
*perk* Would you like to be?
Run Sammy, RUN!!!!
*grin*
Ryannon, I have an issue on the flea market fail I could use your help on. If it’s no bother.
Actually it could just mean he’s an anime fanboy.
or it could just signify that he is obsessed with Heroes.
its supposed to say
*boobies*
merr
The first signs of anarchy.
ANARCHY IN THE UK *continues making bomb*
Don’t be so rotten, Johnny.
It’s over Johnny. IT”S OVER!
yes:
(clickie my name)
Oh man.. Johnny Rotten selling butter… Another sign of the apocalypse.
Christ on a cracker! That was disturbing.
Wow, you put funny things on crackers. I umm have other plans, will need to miss your Christmas party whenever that is.
She sells those crackers on eBay.
I once shaved an image of Mary into my gooch hair and auction it on ebay but it had grown in by the time the auction was over. And the shipping was cost prohibitive so it didn’t pan out.
I’d recommend skipping the Easter party instead. The Christ is much fresher at Christmas.
But by easter it`s been tenderized!
I think we’re going to hell for that one.
Say Hi to Dante for me, won’t you???
Ummmm, you’re coming with. Didn’t you know?
Oh, by the time you pass Dante, I will be many levels below you. I just know I’m gonna miss him, he really lit up a party!
386 DX WIN
Sends Pausest’s UIC to Interpol, Scotland Yard, CIA, KGB, the Mossad, Canadian Security Intelligence Service and the Kempeitai. Good Luck with That!
He’s smart
Smarter than Dboots, at least.
Or Diego
who, that li’l guy that accompanies Dora?
No Diego the troll
I formally charge you with explaining things to someone who was just playing the fool.
*sends to Humo(u)r 101 class*
If I take humo(u)r 101 will I get my GED?
Nope, you still need guffawing 801 (A+B) and hilarity for high school students.
OH! AND a F^^KING BRAIN!
Yeah, that helps.
No it doesn’t. It makes it worse.
The mere presence of a brain does not intelligence imply.
I am sorry but that class is now full. Please attend the first weeks sessions and you may get in if there are withdrawals. You will need the instructors signature.
Pfft. I never sign overrides. :p
It may help ensure that your class isn’t cut.
In a bit of depressing news at Everett Comm. Coll., where I am taking some classes, the state has decreed a 25% cut in the budget. Now? When people need the retraining? Idiots! *grumbles and dreams of an ivory tower*
Dora? That stupid lil’ mixed up child. Can’t speak English without interjecting a Spanish word every 4 seconds (kinda like a Spanish version of Tourette’s syndrome). AND she couldn’t find her own bathroom without a Freakin’ Map, even if she was in it sitting on the toilet! The Purple(?) Monkey does all the thinking! Why doesn’t she get Diego to trap Swiper and cook him? TACOS For ALL!
TACOS!
Tacotacotacotaco. . .
Alright people we found him
*sends Noconspiracy back to Mexico*
darn, that’s the third time this week.
CONGRATULATIONS!
SENSE OF HUMOR GET!
You mean humo(u)r.
101.
i mean, lol
1984?
Animal Farm.
but i just could think of a name
Just remember,
BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING YOU.
And he’s behind you…
Fahrenheit 451?
Childhood’s end?
Keep screaming until daddy stops…
i dont get it!
Because you leave foxies alone. It’s like the law or something.
I get it, Dora turned you down. Go with what you feel and hit on Strawberry Shortcake instead. She is much easier and will let you eat her.
I already tapped dat
Who hasn’t?
Moominpappa?
But Rainbow Brite swings both ways.
So do those ballbusters
Go for Smurfette… she’s a slut!
Don’t forget She-Ra, the princess of power.
I love how he’s smiling after he got in an accident
He is getting his picture taken you fuck
Why have you not ended your sent
Why are you so God damned retarded BondFan4518?
If I was retarded, how would I be able to type? Or turn on a computer, for that matter?
X, you need to stop trolling right now, or you’ll regret your presence in Failblog.
can’t we just taze him insted?
We could, but that would be too easy, wouldn’t it? Besides, who likes the stench of burning flesh?
Um…
*raises hand*
*guilty look*
Ah, well, you’re a dragon, so there’s nothing we can complain about that.
Oh, and I think I have someone you need to FOOOOM!
*hands over X*
Burning flesh is not so bad, burning hair is another thing altogether.
Oh, I have to disagree Avis… burning flesh IS the second-worst smell EVER.
*tries really really hard NOT to be curious*
*can’t avoid skwerlly type genetics*
*gets squirmy, restless and curious*
OK,OK! Lunchbox, What IS the absolute worst smell EVER?
*gets ready to read something gross and horrid*
I was referring to cow flesh, which smells quite tasty, even when over done. But now I want to know what the worst is to you.
Sorry, but that would also involve human flesh. Decomposition is, without a doubt, the absolute worst smell EVER.
There, I wrote it as ‘politely’ as I can. The rest is up to you.
*sigh*
HTML is not my forte. I’m REALLY going to bed now! G’night all!
I’m willing to grant you that. I read waaaaayyy too many murder mysteries and such. I’ve had the misfortune to smell animal decomp as well. And you’re a fireman. You have a much better frame of reference than we do.
Okay, I’m going to refer to a comment above…
If we give X some sugar, spice, and everything nice, will he turn into a Powerpuff Girl? *Hopeful look*
*also has guitly look*
*wonders what that looks like*
I think it lokos like this.
Ah, I see.
hahaha
Why do you assume he was in an accident? Maybe he is getting the cops number and they have gay cowboy love for each other.
I wish I could quit you.
*takes Mookie camping but leaves one sleeping bag home*
There is a tow truck in the background
There is a red light outside my door, that doesn’t make me a hooker. Oh brb, I think my 5:00 John is at the door.
Oh, sorry, am I early? I didn’t want to trespass…
Or they are going to play cops and robbers, I hear the home invasion scenario is fun.
With duct tape and everything?!
dont forget the mushrooms
“Say hello to my leetle friend”
“NO, anything but the potato!”
“Are you a praying man?”
“never prayed in my life!”
” well, then you are just going to have to…HANG THE CURTAINS! MWAHAHAHA!”
“AAAAAAH!”
That was the last time the vicar would attend the annual Potato and Curtain Hanging Lovers conference.
And we repeat, he was NOT playing any kinky sex games.
Lawl… previous post win.
Very constructive thinking of you! I wish them the best.
Anyone knows of a web gift shop that can put together a basket of, say, potatos, and perhaps a cute card?
They have that at the STD flea market. And such a deal! Oy!
They have slightly used, minimally stained fists there too, right?
That comment made my butt sore.
Why? Did you get a potato while there?
Big Dicks must have set a booth up
I think Big Dicks could only get Halfway Inn.
no Big Dicks finally made it all the way in but decided to leave.
Didn’t even say goodbye. What a dick.
but he stopped by to smell the dickweeds
I’m not sure what that is. *bends over* Can you see anything?
Hm. Just a sign that says, “M Yass opens at 6am”.
Careful, that sign is written in braille. You’ll need to wash,
All I see is an entrance not an entrance.
*scootches away*
I’ll let someone else take a look at that, I’m…. ummm…. I’m not a doctor.
*speeds up the scootching*
It’s not like she has hemmorhoids, it’s just a potato you big ninny!
Oooh, you called Avis a ninny!
*looks away*
*shudders*
Hemorrhoids
*shudders again*
If you want to look at her potato, go right ahead!
I’ve got a peeler and I know how to use it.
I’m not certain if I’m supposed to be aroused or revulsed right now…
I think the feeling you should be feeling is “terrified”.
*screams like a girl*
*hides in terror*
Like that???
Kinda.
I was thinking more along the lines of cowering under the blankets, whimpering ever so quietly.
Cowering under the blankets with you?
OK!
*brings flashlight*
Small problem with that. I’m not afraid. I have a peeler of my own and know how to use it too.
Bob, would you like to cower with me?
Well, only thing is Moomins is scary to lil’ Skwerls!
You looks like Hungry Hungry Hippos and I was traumatized by them as a wee skwerl. So, if you is a fuzzy skwerl girl again, I wants you!
My guess is that you didn’t receive the memo I sent for you in the previous FAIL. And I quote:
“And, Bob, don’t worry — I’m just a skwerl in a moomin suit. All the cuteness of a moomin, all the fun of a skwerl!”
Okay, here’s my new skwerl look! For this picture, I was posing in a full lay-out for Skwerlboy magazine, the skwerl equivalent to Playboy. You likey, Bob?
*Waiting for picture to post*
FIFTH!
There aren’t enough wins on the failblog nowadays
*facepalm*
haha, I’ve just fallen out of my chair laughing at that
huh?
Amendment?
*steals private property*
I wonder if the cop ever caught on.
No, I’ve heard that alot of cops use HeadOn (applied directly to the…)
Foot?
Thats not what I put.
orange. . .
No, Oregon
HeadOn has Cholera.
Anpu stole all your clothes.
HeadOn has died.
I loved Oregon trail, but it was infuriating trying to get to the end with all people still alive.
Orangeade, anyone?
Orange you glad I didn’t say cancer?
I love that game. I usually finish with only one person though…
It always bothered me that “Alice has died of a broken leg”. I get why, but still!
Was it eaten by a grue?
win.
Win Recognition Win
win recognition win win
I have the same t-shirt with an arrow pointing UP. My mom gave it to me. Now I see what it means.
Are your parents brother and sister?
Your mom has a t-shirt that says “I f*cked your girlfriend” so that makes you even.
fail
Why, were the words written upside down so you could read it?
win
I met a guy who had the same shirt with the arrow pointing down. I never laughed so hard in my life. When he asked me out, I wisely declined.
Anpu doesn’t find this win very funny. Just stupid. And that arrow is pointing in the wrong direction. It should be pointing up at that kid’s face.
/\
\
I’m with Moomin –>
/
V
Where is the moomin?
I think it’s there
I don’t see it.
Wow, such bureaucratic red tape. We now have to have moomin in triplicate.
You forgot a copy, you’ll have to redo all 100 pages of your paperwork and come back. Oh, and we close in five minutes.
And don’t forget your cover sheet.
I’ll send you the memo requiring that you put a coversheet on all TPSD reports.
Whoops *TPS. Or STD. Something.
You forgot one more copy. Please copy at FedEx, where you can also shred your privates at a reasonable rape — erm, rate!
weekly?
haircut fail
Funny, I don’t see Donald Trump or Governor Blagojevich anywhere in the picture.
They don’t have haircuts. They wear dead beavers on their heads.
Win. I just loled at my office and everyone looked at me like *noob*.
I still want the t-shirt that reads “I’m Not With Stupid Any More”.
Pretty sure you can get one at the STD Flea Market.
I don’t want what might come with it though.
Well, it would make a good reason not to be with stupid anymore.
This is true, but if Stupid had given me anything like that, I’d have some much different names for him.
I got one with my judgment of divorce.
That is the perfect thing to get the newly divorced woman!! I could have used one after a particularly bad break-up. Hell, I would wear one now!
“My parents got divorced in Hawaii, and all I got was this stupid T-shirt”
Finally, a WIN…and such a beautiful one…
After all that boring discussion about being from … who fucking cares where… I can only say something…:
I’M WITH STUPID !
The less brain cells you have, the more boring that thread gets.
Fewer.
*smacks bff with the halibut*
Sorry! I always get confused between the two.
What IS the difference?
One is quantity and one is number. In other words, it’s something that cannot be counted vs. something that CAN be counted.
You have less water. You have fewer raindrops.
Less money; fewer dollar bills.
You have less fun, but fewer laughs.
Make sense?
One water, Two water, Three water, Four water…..
I has fewer waters then Jill an morer waters then Jack!
One money, Two money, Three money, Four money…..
Wow! I gots Seventenity Monies!
OH! I see! Thanks Dragony Girl Writing Person! Yore a gud teechur!
OMG…that would be the first comment I actually fell over laughing for.
Oh and Hi everyone.
So what you are saying is, with fewer trolls we would have less stupidity.
No, no, no, I believe the lesson is supposed to be;
“With lesser trolls we would have few stupidity.”
WAIT! It’s “With less trolls we would have fewer stupidity.”
Whatever! Trolls is stupid!
Actually, one *compares* quantity, and one *compares* a number.
A good example that a fail can load to a win
Yeah. I too drop a load of fail onto a win every now and then.
Only if you’re not running vista
lol
rofl
copter
soi
soi
soi
Sauce? *gets sushi*
-lent green
Is that a potato in your hand or are you just happy to see me?
*evil grin*
Oh, you’ll find out soon enough!
*sets up camera* We haven’t had a good movie night in a while!
Oh, goody!! Popcorn!!!
*sits on couch*
*joins and brings mega-huge bag of popcorn to share*
Oooh, you didn’t get that from Shadow’s stash, did you??
He’s going to pitch a fit.
Pffft. I bring my own! And I’ve sprinkled it with white truffle salt. And peccorino Romano.
Excellent.
*munchity-munchity-munch!*
Avis, I can has popcorn, please???
*looks up with puppy eyes*
*passes the popcorn*
Of course!
*Munches with Avis*
.
*thinks of the inferences and innuendos attached to what he just typed*
.
Well, on that note kiddies, my brain is addled. Off to bed for me, with hopes to stay there all night and not venture into the cold dark night.
*Hugs everyone goodnight*
I think the innuendo machine just blew up again.
Sleep well, dear friend, and may you dream of large women.
…Oh, wait. Wrong movie. Ah well.
*hugs*
Fat-bottomed girls…
*Hugs anyway*
Am I too late for the movie?
Not at all!
Have some popcorn.
*munchity*
Extra butter for me please, thanks!
*munch, munch*
thats a lot of paper work boy.
Yeah… that’s just a clipboard (more like a clipbox, but hey). Nice try though.
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stupid cop
http://www.xani.com.br/
Hmm.
The only way I can see in the picture for the COP to actually be stupid is if the cop dressed the other guy in said t-shirt, and then stood next to him. Otherwise, he’s just a cop doing his job, which is clearly NOT stupid.
Here is the bukkit, please dunk accordingly.
Hi k-k-k-katy. Nice potato.
Um. Could I borrow you a minute?
I know! I just hate it when a cop busts in just as I’m being robbed and arrests the guy! Seriously idiot, you fail.
sorry i’m INCREDIBLY stupid. dont suppose any body could help me understand this win and tell me what the first amendment actualy is?
Your Google is broken, then? Shame, that.
see i didn’t think of google. that just shows my incredible powers of stupidity. thank you mr dragonwriter
*facepalm*
Dragons can have sex changes?!
Isn’t that a breakthrough in medical science?!
That spoils so many fantasi… *… oh, wait, was that a shiny object?
Not exactly.
*flashes Lunchbox*
Does that get the ol’ fantasy-machine back up and running?
*grin*
OH YEAH!
*snork*
It’s nice to know that the sight of my charms inspires such…such poetry, such lyricism of language and honey-dropped words.
:p
*wink*
What else COULD I say? You are such beauty, in so many ways, words cannot do you justice!
(And lest you other Failblog ladies get jealous, I feel the same about you, too!)
*SNORK!*
Hee…!
Very nice save, indeed.
Sorry I wasn’t here to contribute to the hugs up above, but I saved this for you. . .
*SQUEEZE*
*wanders off to inspect the moomin troops*
Lunchbox, you such a Playa!
Playa
A male who uses women for sex or other favors usually by charming the girl till they fall in love with them. A lot of guys do this in order to be a “playa” cuz in our modern society it is, (by idiotic dickheads), “cool” and “hip” to be labeled as a “playa”. A female version of this would be slut.
also see dumbass.
*giggles and scampers away FAST*
Truly incredible. Amazing even.
*shakes head in disbelief*
here batmouse: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_amendment
It even applies to Skwerls and Batmouses, (but NOT Moomins since they’re Finnish(ed))
Someone wish to explain to me why full page Yellow.com ads keep popping up ?
Is this a new Failure Feature for FAIL Blog?
*loves her AdBlock Plus*
Funnily enough, I’m actually getting “Yellowcom.advertise.com on my compooper. Hey, Dragon, where do you get the AdBlock Plus? Do you have to pay for it? I’m wondering, because my hubby’s teenage nephew downloaded Zango on our computer, which, apparently, would have allowed him to play video games online. Yet, he can’t download anything, it led to our computer temporarily crashing, and now we get Zango pop-ups all the time. Would anyone know how to un-download it?
Hubby? What’s this?
Hubby is a slang term for husband. Glad that I could be of service.
Should’ve found that out before you married him!
*Massively SHOCKED!*
MARRIED?
You Hussy!
No, it’s my moomin alter-ego hubby! When I’m a skwerl, I belong to you, Bob! I’m working on making the semi-change back to a skwerl right now! On to gravatar!
You “un-download” it at the Add/Remove Progams menu, where you would click to remove it. Or you could try to uninstall the program from the program or start menu.
Until people mentioned them I did not know that there where ads on this site. AdBlock Plus is indeed wonderful. Way to go Firefox. :-p
Failblog already has enough Failure Features, why do they add more?
WHY?!
Draggywriter, is that “more” features or “morer” features.
I understooded the less / fewer lesson, but is now comfused.
Call me Draggywriter or Draggy Girl again…c’mon. I love the smell of roasted skwerl.
You can mock me and what I do all you like, but leave the name alone, please.
Try this, click on my name.
*hopes this works*
OH! *gets really angry*
Avis, You Horrible Human!
I wish Excrement upon you! In fact I wish Moldy, Rotten, Fuzzy,
Spoiled, Lumpy, Maggot Infested Excrement from a Anal Syphilis
Infected Hippo with Projectile Diarrhea upon you!
With Vitriolic Disgust and Loathing Hatred, Mr. Incognito, (an otherwise nameless and harmless furry tree dwelling creature)
PS: If you were teasing and being Humo(u)rous.; then forget all that, OK?
Why is it that when other people do what I just did, every one knows that it
was meant as a joke, but when I do it, it is assumed I am serious?
PS: Nice use of the word vitriolic by the way!
*BOWS*
Avis,
If it weren’t for Skwerlly Em, I’d be all over you! You be my favorite Human.
Kisses & Naughty Thoughts, Bob
If it makes you feel any better, Avis, I thought it was funny
I lol’d…and roffled!!
OH! *humbles self*
Dearest Dragonwriter,
Like, I’m, uh, like sorry you, um, know, like I was kinda, like, carried, like, away!
So, like, uh, forgive me and here’s all my Seventenity Monies! Please don’t foom me or eats me, I has an new skwerlfriend to support.
With Loves and respects and awes, Bob
PS: If ya ever needs nuts, call me.
*reins in the *FOOOOM!!!**
Tanks. *smile*
If you’re not mad at me anymore…
Can I have my Seventenity Monies back? Skwerlly Em and I want Pizza.
Nope. You poke, you pay!
Gee Thanks!
Well, could you heat up these two “Skwerlly Cuisine Dinners” for us?
Sure.
*FOOOOOOM!!!!!*
Erm…
*eyes the charred remains of the Skwerlly Cuisine Dinners*
Woops. Sorry. Here, you can have twotenity of your monies back.
*cough cough*
*furiously fans air *
*revives Skwerlly Em*
*Dials Papa Johns*
We’re sorry, the number you have dialed is no longer available. Due to the current economic situation, pizza is more valuable than gold, so your Papa Johns establishment has been taken over by corporate banking conglomerates supported by the Congressional bailout. If you feel you have reached this recording in error, please hang up and jump off the nearest bridge. Thank you, and have a nice day.
*Dials Dominos on cell phone whilst dialing Pizza Hut simultaniuosly on home phone.*
If you’d been a moomin, you could have contacted Papa Jones’ kingdom.
Ugh, the same thing keeps happening to me, except I didn’t think it was a pop-up, I thought it was a redirect to another page.
There I was, just trolling along, minding my own business, when *POOF* I was sent to yellowpages.com.
It’s inexplicable. Also despicable.
…and it totally sucks!
Ummm, what in heaven’s name is your avatar k-k-k-katy?
*sigh*
It is a disembodied hand, holding a potato.
I’m on the hunt for a better picture.
please
Please do!
Alright, fine! There! Are you happy now?
Ummmm… it looks the same to me. Just sayin’.
Ok, NOW I see it.
Avis, I have a recipe for you if you are interested. It is a Tyson Chicken recipe that won a Ladies Home Journal contest.
Oh? By all means, leave it in the comment section of my blog!
OK, k-k-k-katy why are you now a brown rock?
Why are you a small, strange-looking cat?
I’m a POTATO! A potato, dammit!!!
*realizes I’m ranting out loud about being a potato*
*quietly tiptoes from the room for some sedatives and a good night’s sleep*
“Sedagive?”
Sed-a
Sed-a
Dirty word! He said a dirty word!
well, the first amendment means that you can walk straight to a fat dickhead and tell him he’s an asshole; however … the second amendment includes him noticing you’re trespassing his property and shooting you with his legally purchased rifle
Understanding the Bill of Rights-FAIL.
Que bueno!!
is that cop a dude or a chick? hard to tell..
Pure awesomeness.
If you were The DARK ANGEL, Jessica Alba, I would have to say the You were Pure Awesomeness, (after Avis of course).
*boobies*
Hi Folks!
I have just returned from a quick visit to Engrish Funny. My intent was to find some additional Humo(u)r there. Sadly to say, there’s hardly any comments, 58 or less, on any of the recent entries.
This is due to either:
#1: Lack of worthy subject matter.
#2: Lack of us FAIL Bloggers crossing over to visit, because we are so smart, awesome, witty, brilliant, intelligent, dedicated, addicted, funny, and just so damned F-ing good at what we do here that we rule Pet Holdings, Inc.
ThosePet Holdings, Inc. geeks should be paying us! But noooo, they’re getting rich and we’re enabling their decadent Starbucks Drinking high roller West Coast lifestyle while we struggle in our miserable day to day semblances of life, (except the Rich Lawyers like Mookie).
We should think of doing something…
*Thinks a Cold Beer would be Great right now*
*TWIST*
Aaaaah! Buuuurp!
*stares over at suitcase full of knock off Chinese clothing Grandma brought over for the holidays*
Well, send picture of the screwy knockoffs to Engrish Funny.
Ha! Must be in central Florida!
I wish, wish wish I could favourite this!
this is the only time that shirt has ever been funny
honesty WIN
Fail blog fails.
I cant help thinking that this is a repeat?
I put an Asian made t-shirt on and had an incredible urge to stop a tank!
Win
wicked pic….
I’m with stupid ^
Its a pity that this doesn’t happen in Britain!
you can’t have Wins on failblog!
I wasn’t going to comment, but…
I swear, I know that kid.
interesting thought, i couldnt agree more.
What’s so wonderful about this for me is that looks like an Orange County Sheriff’s deputy, none of which are known for earth-shattering brilliance.
Bet this one’s on every bulletin board in the state.
YES WIN!
I approve!
High five to that dude!
that is beyond a win
Now I’m buying 7 of those shirts just in case I get pulled over!
where was this taken. and who took it. i think that’s me.well it really looks like me
that cop is retarted
*retarded… haha stupid typo
RIP ELAINE NIKULA, MY FRIEND TOOK THIS PICTURE
that person below me sucks
V
*tries to bump comment up to nesting position*
*BUMP*
That help?