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First?
Sorry, I never saw that opening before and the dork in me had to leap…
Why?
Seriously, what is the point in doing that?
If you are going to type ‘first’, at least contribute intelligently!
Perhaps we could take a page from Fark and whenever someone posts “First” or “First post” change it to something relevant to the site, set the post time in the future, and let the new posts sink it to the bottom.
Fark’s First Post Filter changes it to “Boobies!”
I wonder what word could be used on this blog… hmmm something that also begins with F maybe… aahh I can’t come up with anything… what could it be?!
I know! Oh wait, I’m not going to say, I don’t want to be banned!
boobies!
Fickle?
is that relevant
I was not talking to you; I was talking to Zurack.
that makes a lot more sense haha
Fap
Oh, that would be GOLD Jerry, GOLD.
Oh oh I know! Firetruck!
If he did THAT, he wouldn’t be first!
you fail.
first
Only off by two hours… FAIL!
Your mom is first.
Must be in Nebraska. ;^)
Nothing like abandoned children to spice up your karaoke night.
But they do such a delightful rendition of “My Name is Luka”!
Oh that’s just soooo sad!
I know, I made myself feel bad.
Just don’t get this.
Well you see, apparently black children like to sing karaoke on Saturdays.
Only official children.
Not accident kids!
if you license your accident kids they are official
i drop my kids there all the time, and take the best estimate of them back
But what if your estimate of how many you’ve given birth to is off?
I thought you only drop kids off in the pool.
Dropping them off “in” the pool is only safe if you’re a fish.
That’s only safe if you’re a fish. Now that you’re a Moomin, I wouldn’t recommend dropping them off “in” the pool.
*thwacks failblog again*
*snork*
Looks like ‘Bloggy’ has a crush on katy.
*sigh*
I just can’t do a thing with him. Stoopit blogmonster.
FIRST….?
NO, YOU ARE NOT SODDING FIRST.
Maybe he is a landscaper. Let him lay the sod for Pete’s sake. It might be the only time he lays something.
or someone
Maybe he’s a potato farmer.
no, but he’s sodding 19th
lol. is this moist or dry sod?
Depends on how much 19th likes him I suppose..
What’s a buttledge? A bench?
HEIGHTH!!!!
can have a poney now? buba likes ponies (want female pony)
Unfunny post win!
Are you lost? This isn’t ICHC.
What about the white kids? Why’s it always gotta be about color?
No, Black Friday is the official Christmas Shopping commencing day.
What about other holidays? Why’s it always gotta be about Christmas?
That’s it.
Bff…you are DEFINITELY signing up for my Humo(u)r 101 class until you stop explaining things to people who clearly already know what is what.
You can graduate when you get a 99.9% in the class…that’s more than half.
but less than 100%
YOU already have a seat reserved, but I think I’d better change your status to continuous entrollment.
*raises hand*
Teacher can I have a hall pass?
*drags Crow out of class* You don’t belong here, you’re already a graduate.
Couldn’t have said it better myself.
We’ll I’M sorry for THINKING!
Hm. One demerit.
Had you actually been thinking, you would have known that Ryannon was already in possession of the knowledge with which you were attempting to educate her.
Extra homework for you!
I refuse the homework.
Why?
IT’S CHRISTMAS!
*Jingle Bells , Jingle Bells*
Oooh! Thanks!
*takes Jingle Bells and attaches them to the ‘peal’ socks*
Ding Dong Merrily on High…
I hear “Carol of the Bells” playing somewhere.
Oh, there’s a ding dong around here all right…
Silly, the correct response was “Thank you Ma’am, may I have another!”
Another what? That sounds a bit dodgy, methinks?
*wink wink, nudge nudge*
Eh? Eh?
Well, take from it what you will. But Dragon might have
something to say about that.
*is speechless*
Please tell me I didn’t offend! That soooo wasn’t my aim!
Here, have some “”
No, doofus, I was punning off your “having something to say” comment!
*snork*
*facepalm*
Bukkit please!
Hee…!
*passes the buk…kit*
*dunks head*
*muffled mutters*
*sigh*
What’s…in that bukkit?
*sniffs*
Either boogers, peepee, b0ners, or all three.
Aww I was volunteering as a teacher’s aid, not trying to attend.
Hee…! Sorry, the position is filled.
Hmm…my “aide” hasn’t been around yet today, has he?
*giggles*
What about all the unofficial children … don’t they get to karaoke? Do they only get a cute animal baby card? I’d much rather karaoke.
Pretty avatar!
thanx sweetie, and I like how you sparkle and shine like that.
And nobody notices that we are swarmed by moomins lately (Lunchbox, mikey, Fluffy) ? THAT’s creepy for ya !
Don’t forget Zurack.
Yeah, don’t forget me!
*gets the magnifying glass*
Because moomins have the tiniest… ?
Do not!
Boobies?
(Sorry…I was still chuckling at the conversation up there^^^.)
it’s because I have cancer, and she’s my doctor, but the cancer is still very small!
*uncomfortable silence*
*hands Zurack-moomin a card w/ cute baby animal*
What were you going to say about small …’s? My ? is perfectly normal sized, thank you.
Mine too!
I can stretch mine from A-Z on a keyboard!
For a bigger ?, use a larger font. Problem solved.
Hey, don’t forget me! Oh, wait… you posted this before I made my moomin avatar… Oh well, you can include me now! *Mind wanders off toward word puzzles*
WOAH. Did you know that, if you were to add another ‘i’ to ‘moomin’, you could rearrange the letters to say “mini moo”? And, if you were to replace one of the ‘o’s with an ‘m’ after that, you could say “mini mom”? O.O
I’m flabberghasted.
Why hasn’t noticed its a Black Friday special on Saturday?
You accidenty your pronoun.
I’m anti-noun.
My noun hasn’t yet lost its amateur status.
Your noun was paid for that advertisement last August, thereby propelling it into semi-pro status.
Last!
fail
most recent until otherwise posted after
Are you a German germ ?
That is their gender?
!
Das Proteus.
Der, die…I don’t know.
*Very Worried about Human Race*
When us Skwerls go shopping we just leave our little ones in a cold drafty nest 30-40 feet up in the air out on a flimsy limb, but we would NEVER leave them in a Karaoke Lounge full of Black Officials!
That sounds racist.
*LISTENS*
*HEARS NOTHING*
FIRST!
*TAZE*
yaaaaaaaay!
first
*retardednessessessesssesssssssssseeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssss*
Disagree
Disagree
Wholeheartedly agree
Name-FAIL
First-FAIL
Overuse of letters for extra attention-FAIL
Overstating the obvious with your condition-WIN
Don’t forget:
Making a complete FAIL of a comment: 5 minutes of your time.
Acting like a retard to amuse others: Priceless.
next commenter is gay
“Gay”, as in “happy” ?
Cary Grant in “Bringing up baby” : ” I just suddenly turned GAY all of a sudden! “
Next commenter is gay.
Just sayin’.
XD Previous Burn of the Week reference WIN.
I’m very gay, you’re right. Oooh, I’m so gay it hurts.
Then your doing it wrong, or doing it very right!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You’re probably laughing very hard now ? Very content with your little practical joke ?
Lisa Gay? Marcia Gay-Harden?
(Okay…I just cracked myself up with the juxtaposition of the names “Gay” and “Harden”.)
You forgot Rebecca Gayheart.
Haven’t we all.
Obviously not since I clearly just typed her name there in that reply box…
How about Gaylord Parsons?
*sits down with my Admiral Admiral to watch “Honeybees”*
Or Gaylord M. Focker?
*takes out “Meet the Parents”*
Heeeeeee!
I love that movie! But I believe his name was “Gaylord M. Faulker”, not “Focker”. But, it’s okay. I’ll spare you the bukkit.
Actually his last name was ‘Focker’.
*passes the bukkit to Em*
Dammit! I could have sworn that it was ‘Faulker’! Well, wait a minute. I may have a case here. My aunt gave me a recorded version of the sequel, and on the label it said ‘Meet the Faulkers’.
*Passes the bukkit to Aunt Susan*
Well than your aunt must have simply misspelled it. We can forgive that, no bukkit needed.
Thank you for your forgiveness, oh high-and-mighty Crow! All hail ATCF! All hail ATCF! *Kneels down on floor, and moves hands up and down in a worshipping motion*
And I just remembered that time she ran over someone, so I stand corrected.
*shrugs*
Meh.
I see you’ve caught the shrugging disease; it’s when people start-
*shrug*
*shrug*
*shrug*
HELP
*shrug*
ME!
*shrug*
Ni!
*Shrub*
Eki eki eki ptang zoom Wheeeee!
*herrings*
*flounders*
*flails for the halibut*
shrub???
*grabs hedge clippers*
I’ll get you shrub.!
curious as to why you’d want to drop off your kids at a liqueur/lounge/cage?
drat… *cafe*…
Why wouldn’t you?
Hey, don’t be judgmental — I drop my kids off in cages all the time!
Just make make they aren’t the cages the trolls are kept in…oh, wait those are all empty after that were all rolled down a hill to the crocs. i guess its safe to keep them in troll cages now. just make sure they are disinfected, as they make catch troll disease!!!!
FRISOMLT11111111!elelbebnity8!!1st1st1st1st1nd1nd1nd1rd 1rd 1rd
Definitely fail. I wouldn’t drop my kids off with a black no matter what day of the week is was.
Please leave the planet, doitnow!
Oh, Admiral…you’re always so polite, even to the most vile trolls.
But at least s/he admits s/he definitely fails.
It deserves Lunchbox’s prose. I hope its kids understand the failings of the parent.
Me too also. It absolutely astonishes me that as a species we have not evolved beyond all this shit yet.
Come to think of it, leaving the planet just won’t cut it. How about…
Please leave the solar system, doitnowmove!
*Shudders*
My Senior D.I. used to say that all the time. Still gives me chills.
With a black what?
You accidenty your noun.
I hope.
What could be a better place to drop off your kids than a place that serves alcohol and looks kinda seedy? Anpu was raised on alcohol and they put him in charge of funerals.
may I please squeeze one of the moomins before they change back to buttons, fish and lunchboxes?
Don’t forget skwerls!
*Finally sees that I’m in danger of being squeezed*
*Mouths “Help me!”*
But the skwerls don’t get squeezed and I did say please may I
awesome post definatly a fail!
Not-so-awesome spelling, definitely a fail! (For you, that is.)
Epic Win name, though
Hmm… I shall now test something.
Worked fairly well. Not perfect, but I can’t expect that.
I don’t see your spork!
Oh dear.
*hands the Admiral an aspirin*
*reaches for the Herradura*
I’d join you, but tequila makes all my clothes fall off.
So, I won’t be needing a glass then. Just tell me where I place the salt and limes.
Mmm. Surprise me.
This is the best honey-lime dipping sauce I’ve ever tasted!
*chuckle*
Well that wasn’t really a surprise!
Oo, I see Kahlua over there. I think I’m in the mood for some Kahlua-and-cream…
We can whip that up.
Careful…there are some dangerous curves up ahead.
Ahahaha! Don’t worry, that was the point. I saved my old avatar before getting my first spork, so I wanted to see if it still worked. Then I put up a new
sporkpicture of me, since new avatars seem to be all the rage.…although I can’t seem to see my new spork either. ._.
I see it now. It is at a stylish angle and cropped to just hint at the tines.
Me too! Yay!
Thank you very much.
OOOH, shiny new spork!!
Thank you!
A peek at sexy curves is always enticing!
See Dragonwriter’s other avatar for a reference.
What happened to Loz? Spontaneous Combustion?
As far as I know, they spontaneously combusted
Why the H··· is my avatar a cats face?????
K-S-U- WILDCATS!
*whispers rawkchawk chickenhawk under her breath*
very true Ku sucks this year
at least your not an MU Fan
Incompetence ? Nowadays better known as “fail”.
Apparently someone switched your and your cat’s avatar.
I wish my cat had an avatar…
one hundrend and sixtyseventh!!!!!!!!!
in soviet russia the one hundred and sixty seventh is you
fail
ah, I finally see it. black friday child drop off is on a saturday…
Took me a long while to notice. Maybe make it a friday fail or something?
I went there once! it was nice! they treated me like royalty! lol
win?:s
This must be Nebraska, eh?
Idon’t actully get it what person wold drop off thier kid’s off at at liquor store!?!?
what on earth does this mean?
Doesn’t anyone here know that child dropoff sites are real?
Here is how it work, extremely heartless people that don’t want a kid would give birth at home and literally throw them out in the trash, alive (but not for long). or leave them at a street corner or other hideous thing that often results in the child’s death.
Drop off locations are exactly what they sound like, if you were going to dump your “born at home” kid in the trash you can instead go there and literally drop them in off without a single word and leave anonymously. Saves many babies every year. The babies are then placed in an orphanage.
Now, the question is, is this REALLY a child drop off location, or a case of sign making fail? (most likely sign making fail)