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Yeah, what about my mine?
Your kidding!
The mine is mine!
Oh, thanks dude! I’ve been looking for my mine for ages!
His mine is apparently perpetually following him
Yeah, would you look at the time
ur mine
ah steelz it
The first poster should have said:
Internet spelling in real life FAIL!
you stole my comment
Um…I don’t see the mistake…Your Mine…What’s not spelled right? Plz explain it to me!
It should be “You’re”.
err…unless he’s talking about where he goes to mine souls?
OMG I wish i could comment first like you just did
Your not wrong!
Neither are You!
I am!
That’s right, you are wrong.
Your mom
i believe you are not!
But you are – “you’re” not “your”!
Oh, the joke … the play on the tattypo…
I see.
You’re not wrong.
I fail.
My not wrong?
Your knot rang.
What about my mine? Is he going to steal gold from it?
He’s gonna sit on it! Fear him!
no kidding…….what a fat ass. Michelin man or Pillsbury Dough Boy??????
He’s going to what?! Oh, “sit”. *ears un-perk*
/cast Fear
JUST SO NO ONE SAYS THIS AGAIN
OMG, this is SOOOOO photoshopped if you look hard enough you can see the pixels
If you look hard enough you will see the cheese growing in his fat folds.
Mmmmm…. cheese.
Cheese is also photoshopped
Cheese! *photo*
A Cheese Mine?
Maybe that’s why the “grim reaper” looks like a mouse.
I just threw up in my mouth…
Sorry pookie
Gotta be careful…our mr. cuddles is a sensitive one.
*hug*
I just threw up in “you’re” mouth, too, Mr. Cuddles. Sowry!
I just threw up on my cat
What kind of cheese? Fromunda? Mmmm… *gets the spreader*
Whoo… *calls a stripper*
*goes to Home Depot*
Hey, Ryannon, while you’re there, can you pick me up a snow shovel? I hear they come with a free dancer!
Hmmmmmm.
The morning after kinda of cheese.
That’s actually a rather coveted form of truffe he’s harvesting there.
The thorax isn’t going to like it when he harvests those truffulas.
*hug and smooch*
‘Cuz you just made me smile.
Thanks, I thneeded to hear that.
*grin*
Hee…!
*rests head against your th-lorax*
Oo. I can hear your heartbeat.
Those are some serious love handles.
Remain seated and hold on to the handles until your mine cart comes to a complete stop.
you’re a dumb bitch.
I truly hope you find yourself confronted by several very angry tigers in the near future.
I think we found our mine reaper. At least he’s learned one lesson today.
I was thinking the same thing…don’t accept any cheese this guy offers you.
I am far from dumb, I will have you know.
If you look hard enough at any pic you’ll see pixels :O
I have a picture on the wall. Cannot see no pixles.
The world is made of pixel. Srsly
If u look hard enough at any computer screen, u will see pixels
If you look hard enough at any MONITOR you’ll see pixels :O
a valid point.
True…I was just thinking that. Pausest failed.
OMGPHOTOSHOPPED!!!11!!!!!ELEVENTYONE!!!
Thanks, Buzz Killington…
Yes, I can see the pixels! The entire image consists of pixels.
OMG I SEE DA PIKELS TOOO!!!
Umm, every Photo(photoshopped or not) is made up of pixels, so of course you’re going to see pixels in it. Duh.
umm ok so you must be just stupid. every picture on any computer anywhere in the world is made up of, yes, pixels. you can see them because the resolution isnt high enough. his fat self probably cant afford photoshop
my screen is made up of pixels too, and when i look hard enough i can see them
That’s your computer screen dumass!!!
Dumbass. This is real.
You don’t know much about Photoshop, do you
the sad part about this picture is that half of the people looking at it won’t even realize that there is a spelling/grammatical error because most idiots get “your” and “you’re” mixed up all the time anyway! morons!
you’re so right, it’s pretty pathetic and sad
I’m having trouble finding the fail (besides the fat guy and the tatoos arm))
This is obviously a Warcraft 3 Aco pointing at your mine
i don’t get it 0_o
Things like this are so tragic.
keke, spelling fail… among many other fails
You mean the cripple-reaper fail or the diet fail?
It used to be a Betty Boop until he took that job at Burger King
I like this word “Boop”. It reminds me of something…
Both really, but those are minor compared to the Live-In-a-Trailer fail
ultimate fail identification win
The upper-armless reaper.
It’s also a Midget/Dwarf Reaper Fail.
The guy who did the dragon tattoo on my back has done a few full-back tats as well. I wouldn’t want a tat like it, but check out the artistry! Clickie my name to compare–look especially at how he deals with the folds and flow of the cloth, compared to the deformed reaper.
Man boobs are in.
On the bright side the crowd he probably hangs out with will be completely oblivious to it.
HIs mom’s pet poodle doesn’t count as a crowd. Regardless of the time they both spend in her basement.
I thought the dog died after the mushroom incident?
*hugs Avis*
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Thanks for sticking up for me the other day, you know I’ve always got your back!
Well then the poodle CERTAINLY doesn’t count as a crowd if it’s been stuffed!
And, how could I not?
Just don’t tat her back.
At least nothing misspelled or grammatically incorrect.
Besides, I already have a tattoo on my upper-back. A tiny one.
What does the one represent?
It is a small star, it’s blue and about the size of a thumbnail.
It’s one of seven, that are scattered all over.
“It’s one of seven, that are scattered all over.”
.
Now you are just teasing us.
Ankle (moon and star), calf (star), hip (star), other hip slightly different placement (star), belly button (star), chest (star), and back!
Somehow that looks like a lot, but they’re all pretty small, even the one on my ankle is only about as big as the circumference of a soda can.
That’s still pretty big, I’m too big a wuss to have anything
like that done. My daughter has a yin-yang sorta thing on her
ankle, and a Celtic symbol on her upper arm. I just cringe.
That’s half the fun, isn’t it? In the same way that classy lingerie doesn’t reveal everything?
The fun is figuring out EXACTLY where they all are! I gave clues, sure, but I bever said right or left!
And Raelalt, they’re kind of addicting, I want at least two more, a tiny bird (because I have to) and the last sentence of Kate Chopin’s “The Awakening”, my favorite book.
(tattooed birds won’t nest below this level)
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Alas, I only have the one… for now. You’re right though, Avis, they are the needle-and-ink version of potato(e) chips. You can’t have just one.
Only the Admiral knows where all mine are.
*grin*
That being said, if there were a cheap and painless way to remove tattoos, I would only have 3 of the current ones.
“but I bever said right or left!”
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*blink* I’m not terribly educated about the female anatomy, thought girls only had one…
Ankle? Calf? What, they only have one legged women where you are?
*whispers*
He was trying to say beaver, to make fun of your misspelled ‘never’.
I would never make fun of Avis. Making fun [i]with[/i] Avis is another thing entirely.
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I find the image of a wymyn with two beavers to be innately humorous.
It’d put Wenona’s Big Brown Beaver to shame.
argh, italics fail
Eh, it happens. Somehow my spellchecker missed that one.
*respectfully gives Avis a cheerful leaving alone*
omg there’s Ryannon!
*HUG*
I saw something like this once. This idiot kid was getting a generic tattoo of a cross and his Granpa’s name. In spite of the tattoo artist constantly asking the kid if the drawing was correct, the name was spelled wrong (Jay instead of Joe apparently) in the finished tattoo. All because of the kids negligence, and desire to have a lame tattoo.
hahaha! who’s the idiot? the tattoo artist or the douche displaying his back?
Hey, respect are tattoos!
Be nice guys, show some lovehandle
There’s a lode on his mine.
Leave it to AA to find a nugget of wisdom in every fail.
You want fries with those?
I’m too chicken to eat fries.
I’m to fried to eat chicken, but I will take an Oreo.
Shale we start another pun run, ore are we just going to end it here?
The prospect is enticing, I will give you that.
Ooh! Who will you pickaxe the leader of the expedition?
I was gonna pick you, but I don’t think it will pan out…
You get the gold star for that pun.
Thanks for *supporting* me though!
If you don’t mine, I’ll join in.
It’s like the open Pit and Pundulum in here.
It depends on how you swing really.
He was shafted by the Tattoo artist.
Wasn’t that a movie…. oh, never mind…
OMG LB, you hit nail on the head. Your is correct, MINE is spelled wrong. It should be MIND!
And then under the fat flaps “…on drugs”?
Although “Your body on donuts” would seem more appropriate.
*snork*
I wonder where he keeps his donut holes…
They’re soggy. Make your own conclusions.
ewwwww….
Your really digging for those puns now.
I think these puns shaft to continue a but further.
Stopping now would be in vein.
Ore not?
It generally seams these pun runs could go on forever.
I’m bed at puns.
And people strata new pun thread all the time making it confusing.
Especially since it’s a very underground kind of humour.
It’s a fool’s gold to start a new pun run before the current one goes off track.
One could really get railed on for going off track here, better watch out!
I’m sure we can excavate some new material to keep this thread going, though.
I am sure there are forty-niner more puns we can think of.
Maybe we can all tunnel into our pun banks for more?
The Black Hills are alive with the sound of music.
This pun run is played out. I will now poops on it.
Feel free to quarry on with the puns.
Feel free to quarry on with the puns.
*Feeds blasting agent to the annoying troll-dog*
*poops firecrackers*
Hey, Ry. I have a prospect for you. Take off your clothes and I’ll let you “strip mine”.
It would never pan out between us. I am looking for the mother lode, not a few flakes.
Ry prefers to have a blast with her over-nitro male guests.
Motherlode? I didn’t realize you swung that way. Oh well, it’s nobody’s fault line.
What a shaking development! The thought gave me tremors!
It was getting slightly boring until Christopher and Ry perked things up. They let sluice with an entertaining exchange.
They’re always the epicenter of attention.
I think we need a Size-mograph, the way the comments between Christopher and Ry have gone…
I don’t know, I think it’s hit rock bottom
four naught?
this is starting to mine my patience.
Lest you thought you were going to get the shaft, I’ll deposit another comment here and see if it strikes gold.
As long as everyone’s coal with that decision…
Canary one contribute? We’ll have a tunnel puns!
Duck! There is about to be a cave-in.
Canary? Oh, right, they were used to prevent Mallard-ies such as black lung disease…
I goose he knows the Police song then.
As a matter of fact, that’s his swan song!
This chain has swift-ly headed into the pit.
You could say it dove into that pit.
I Wood Duck if I were you, after a pun like that…
You quack me up!
Time for another Avis it to the mine.
*titters*
(so that’s where the other stars are scattered)
(i can’t believe I actually posted that)
I’m glad you did, I haven’t laughed that hard all day!
*Swallows some coffee*
One of them.
*grins*
Raelalt will want to take a gander at it, I’m sure.
That might make his new fiance madder than a wet hen!
i like tattoos. read the name, then hear i’m calling him a douch not for the tattoo but for having the thing misspelled.
honestly, i pity the guy. i’d hate to go through all that pain (let’s face it, they are sore) only to have a tattoo that doesn’t look right. the only rewarding thing about tatoo pain is the final result.
i’ll stop being bitchy tomorrow. i just need to get to a weekend….
…and have a good poops.
* Scoops up annoying Dachshund and his infantile “poopy” jokes *
* Turns on new ACME TROLL ERASER ™ & aims at Troll *
* Anti-Troll Waves >>>☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹>>> EMIT *
Zzzrrrr Crackle Whirrrrr Swoooozzhh!
* Examines pile of benign looking granular substance *
* Sells packets of “Troll Dust” to Middle School Crack Heads for Profit *
* Buys Cases of Beer for Hunting Trip *
Should be “POOPS up annoying dachshund”. I will now poops.
Huzzah, Bob, Huzzah!
Your gonna share that beer ain’t cha?
The scariest words ever uttered in Louisiana: “Hold my beer, watch this”.
Them’s scary words just about anywhere.
‘bsolutely….. don’t need much, I easy drunk! *hic*
com’on ober hea’ we can play wit the New TROLL ‘RASER!!
* Turns on new ACME TROLL ERASER ™ & aims at Troll *
* Anti-Troll Waves EMIT >>>☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹☹>>>Zzzrrrr Crackle Whirrrrr Swoooozzhh! *
* Examines pile of benign looking granular substance *
Ooops! *HIC*
This is why you check the design first. Also, I don’t think the shading is all that good, either and the design seems out of proportion – the banner isn’t centered, the Grimm Reaper is too skinny, his shoulder doesn’t look realistic.
The lesson learned here is: When you get a tattoo, know your design and what you want, know your artist(s), see drawings up front, and look for placement when they put the temporary design on you. And, for G_d’s sake, check your spelling!
Ummm, I don’t get it, what is mispelled on it, the your?
Agreed. This is really something that upsets me. THINK!!!
technically both
maybe the reaper is a miner….
Don’t feer the reaper.
F-E-A-R. sorry but it’d sorta botherin’ me
What do you meen? Feer is not wroung!
haha according to the dicitionary it is XP
Which version? I have service pack 2.
Service Sack WHo?
Pelvis whack you?
Elvis Cracks clue
Jimmy cracks corn.
I don’t care!
I have a bare.
Bottoms up!
Are you talking to the vicar again?
Nervous Track Blue?
fat guy is jew
Feer was intentionally misspelled, I was playing off the ‘run’ on the previous fail …
umm… of course but i was uhh also playing off a previous fail *shifts eyes suspiciously*
Nope. Too late.
*proffers the pudding bukkit*
You must assume the position.
I saw that, babe.
With you Erik. Just don’t get your hackles up – keep your fir lain.
With you Erik. Don’t get your hackles up…just keep your fir lain.
*sorta been botherin’ me*
R-E-E-P-E-R. Sorry, it was bothering me.
Raper? Where? *hides*
Over there in the dark alley, standing next to Rob!
He has experience. He said so on his application.
Should we prostitute him, then?
Only if he trespasses.
The wicked broom; you’re gonna wanna stay off Smoketree road …
Or maybe your mine!
My mine, not your mine.
hey, no need to be greedy now, we can all share.
No share! Mine is MINE!!!
MINE?
*Boom*
Dammit. Markov Chain has us surrounded.
In Soviet Russia, you surround Markov Chain.
Yes, and not even a bobble-head Reaper can save you now! Bwah-hah-hah!!!
a bobble head reaper…? there are more than one?
*goes to store to find bobble head reapers*
Your mine is running low.
In Soviet Russia, the miner reaps you!
Why is this guy masturbating in front of a fan?
your da!
Because it’s the Halfway Inn
And he’s into self-bukkake.
Yer ma!
To compensate for friction burns?
You get the camera, I will get the mushrooms!
I’m one of his fans!
lol
The crap on the wall is a total fail. Failblog WIN!
No no, that’s his head.
If you look really close, you can make out the masturbation trophy next to the fan!
Zurack, I like the “button”, it’s very nice.
Ya but whatever you do don’t keep pressing it repeatedly or Bondfan will taze you… trust me i learned the hard way…
Because nothing says “HOTTIE” like an obese body covered with misspelled tattoos…
WHY…WHY??????
I get it, you’re angry. Go with what you feel.
I would be angry too if one of my friends submitted my picture to failblog.
But what if your friend showed before and after pics of your dieting, and you looked like a totally new person
I shudder to think of the *before* picture.
Wait, this is the after?
In Soviet Russia after is before
In Soviet Russia Soviet Russia is Russia Soviet.
In Soviet Russia your mine belongs to the State.
In Soviet Russia all of you are belong to the base.
In Soviet Russia, someone sets the bomb up you!
In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris RULES ALL!!!!!
Well duh, he’s white, isn’t he?
In soviet Russia EVERYTHING is white
okay sorry this is the last one
no he’s black. we just can’t tell cos he took some of those diet pills…
no he’s black. we just can’t tell cos he took some diet pills
You poops twice.
Oh, one more thing Ryannon.
A question… If this guy is your friend, do you tell him? (I mean after of course, I would have told before.)
I don’t think I would, but I don’t know.
Perhaps we should introduce you to mr. cuddles.
Maybe he just wasn’t wide enough to fit the extra …. no, that can’t be it…
The tattoo artist couldn’t figure out how to add more data.
Letters won’t nest within this tattoo.
Ha Ha failblog reference win!
is that a bobble head version of the grim reaper?
It’s a little “Darth Vader”, too, as far as the headgear looks.
haha!! i just pictured darth vader and the grim reaper both in head gear, of the dentistry kind!
Hunh. Well, it seems a little more existential now.
I am a thing which is possessive, but it belongs to you???
Or perhaps he’s referring to the ol’ coal mine down by Doc Tucker’s land that you own?
This fail turns me on.
Sorry, I had to.
I guess that’s why your button is now green!
It looks rainbow to me
That’s just the sprinklers messing with your head.
I can spin around on my nose and becomes a poops sprinkler. No rainbows.
No rainbows? Are you suuuuure?
Well, I have been diagnosed as Rainbow Blind, but it may be just a false alarm
I always saw you as a Rainbow Bright kind of girl.
Actually it’s a grammar fail. The word “Your” is correctly spelt.
“spelled”.
“Smelled”
I know you did. That’s why I always tried not to sit beside you.
[I]Your[/I] funny
It’s not [ i ]
Damn, html gremlins saw through my disguise… I meant to say, use “”, NOT [ and ].
*snickers*
*3 musketeers*
*mars*
*jupiter*
*beats Zurack over the button with a mounds bar*
*sets a Bounty on Ryannon’s head*
*cleans up the Venus blood from Zurack’s button*
*chuckles*
That’s not a planet, try better next time.
See what was before the planet puns
*dines on Ryannon’s bounty*
You missed the double-pun. Chuckles are a candy bar…
Skor one for the Lunchbox, Zero for Zurack.
y’all make me krackle up!
York not kidding, this place is great!
*Contemplates whether making the comment about how “He’s Mr. Goodbar”, decides against it*
Friday already? Payday!
No matter how large the paycheck, one could always do with s’mores.
With a large enough paycheck you could buy a 100 Grand Bar.
Or you could buy some tickets and see Baby Ruth play…
Ur Anus
no it was renamed Urectum
Urectum was renamed to DamnNearKilledUm.
*Neptune*
*moons scotteh*
*mercury*
Oh, don’t be such a blackhole.
Your [sic] not such a stellar example yourself!
You are astronomically stupid!
Yes, and you are the big, bright, shining star example of intergalactic genius, right?
I think we need some interplanetary peace here!
I think you’re starting to understand the gravity of the situation.
Ah-ha! That was sarcasm, which can be kind of nebulous to detect on here.
My professor says that black holes are interesting, but I think they suck.
I’m neutron on this argument.
Raelalt, you’re always so Hu(m)bble… I admire you from afar!
The Universe is comprised of Billions and Billions of Failaxies!
Say ‘gin?
Halley said it once, how many times does he have to repeat it?
About once every 76 years.
Careful or Hale Bopp you on the head.
Just look out for Sqwerlly’s tail… It’s really icy, and you’d probably slip if you stepped on it!
This comet thread is really silly.
We’re just a bunch of eccentrics.
Comet ‘o me, let me hold you in my spiral arms.
Did ya every notice how my tail always points away from the Sun?
*pluto*. wait that doesn’t work. darn.
Recognizing British English fail.
British English is useless, I prefer Chinese Engrish
I’m a sucker for Soviet Russia English.
In Soviet Russia English suck you
Lol at Your should be You’re i guess thats what you pay for lol. Dumb Tattoo artists.
HAHAHAHA!
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This reminds me of a guy I saw. He was clean shaven, had a short haircut parted on one side, was wearing khaki pants and a short sleeve polo shirt. He was having lunch with his wife, MIL, and two kids, all dressed like the perfect little yuppie family (not a speck of denim to be seen). And he had a huge tattoo on his forearm that said “BAD BOY”.
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I couldn’t eat my lunch for laughing so hard. I wanted to take a Sharpie and write ‘used to be a’ above it.
Very interesting story. I will now poops on you.
I will get away on my wheeechiair before you can poops on me!
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So, nyah!
*Overwhelmin urge to bites wheellchair tires and poops on them*
*Hands the milk-pooping punt-dog a g and a , *
*puts the extra l back on the shelf* You won’t be needing this for a bit, we’ll just save it for later.
*Drinks liter of milks and prepares poops for lunchbox*
Well, now I know where we can put that extra ‘l’… Here, bend over for a second, and we’ll take care of that.
You wants I should bend over in front of you after drinking milks? Are you sure? *Anus begins quivering*
Begins? You’ve commented plenty already.
*sigh*
I’ll let out the blogmonster.
TO THE BLOGMOBILE!
To the Batmoblog!
I think a “Y” would be far more fun to stick up there…
I think that Mr. Sausage has advanced to copraphagia.
He accidenty used the wrong grammar!
I accidentally the wrong grammer too
By the way, you spelled accidentally wrong
Past fail recognition fail. But douchebag win for not getting the concept.
Recognition of Past Recognition Fail Read my other post
And you wonder why I divorced you?
“i”YOU”/i” wonder why YOU divorced YOU
Your mad.
Congratulations, your father!
Might want to give up on the html attempts.
Oh, the humanity… YOU failed to spell ‘grammar’ correctly, and you misused the ‘accidentally’, it should have been ‘accidenty’.
*sneeze*
*snort*
*feuerwehrzufahrt*
actually in South Africa “grammer” is the correct spelling
…and such as…and the Iraq?
it’s “A C C I D E N T Y” Grrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Easy, Bob, you’re going to ruffle your fur!
I accidenty the wrong grandma
Did she give you cookies anyway?
I don’t think she will give you cookies by accidenty her.
*gasps*
Where is your mine-d, Zurack!!! I didn’t mean THAT kind of accidenty!
Grandma accidenty her dentures.
After which Grandpa accidenty his cane.
He couldn’t lift his cane until he accidenty a few blue pills.
But then he had to go to the hospital, because he accidenty for more than four hours.
THAT explains Grandma’s smile!
Was it a vertical smile?
Ick!
I want cookies.
I can think of a few websites that will give you lots of them…
*bakes up a nice batch of Trojan cookies*
They have baked in protection?
“…and then Lancelot, Galahd, and I will wait until nightfall and leap out of the rabbit, totally taking the French by surprise!”
And they’re ribbed! You know… for HER pleasure…
Well they damn sure aren’t for mine …
here let me cover up all my nerve endings with this latex coating so I can’t really enjoy things …
Curse you civilization and your venereal diseases! *shakes fist*
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(yah at least thats safe)
lol. sucks to be him
Wow, that mine is mine? What do I get? Gold? Diamonds?
oh look! FATTY BOOM BOOM !
I bet when he runs he looks like a lava lamp. I want to poops on him.
chunkie mccanklestein needs a fruit cup and a treadmill. WTF?
I’ll be he never runs.
I’ll bet he never runs.
Thats a grammar fail. Fail identification fail.
The Skeleton could be warning the reader like “look behind you, your (land) mine!” Don’t step on it.
There is no spelling error, or grammar error for that matter, save for maybe the “Your Mine” might need some quotation marks. It was obvious right away that tattoo is as if the Grim Reaper is talking to the reader, exclaiming that they[reader] are now his[reaper] possession. Fail Fail.
Wow, back to grade school with you. ‘Your’ is possessive, meaning ’something you have or possess’. ‘You’re’ is personal possessive, meaning ‘you are’… in order for your assertions to be correct, it needs to be “You’re mine”.
You’ve failed at pointing out a fail, thereby making yourself a triple failure. Please stick your head in the pudding bukkit.
…and gargle.
*gurgles*
You just took all the fun out of this…
Your retarded.
Man… (on a serious note) I have been under the gun 4 times and though it was expensive at the place I choose to go, it was well worth it becasue my tats do not FAIL. It really makes me laugh when I see people get things like this done. To think, one day you’ll be a 70 year old man with a blurry misspelled blue thing covering your back…
It’ll all work out in the end. The misspellings will give our future alien masters a way to quickly spot the weakest of our human herd for consumption. Mmm… Soylent Green…
I like your perspective… It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.
Oh, that’s because you are becoming a werewolf.
Hmmm… Would a tattoo applied with a silver needle be enough to bring down an unsuspecting werewolf? Hold still while we test this.
Markov? What are you doing?
*backs away slowly*
“The misspellings will give our future alien masters a way to quickly spot the weakest of our human herd for consumption. ”
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ROFLMAO!
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Oh that was good!
Only if they like their human steaks very well-marbled.
He’ll be lucky if he realizes his mistake by then.
He’d be luckier still if he never realizes his mistake.
On a serious note I poops a lot.
And I’ll be damned! Does this moron come with handles??
*examines*
I think he does…
More like terrible tattoo fail.
hah! it suck to be him!
lol
It also sucks to be a bad speller *cough* dasproteus *cough*
Sorry, I meant to say ‘Grammerer’
lmfao!!!
to the person who can’t spell Grammar: i’m sure you’d know all about it sucking….
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *cough* hahaha
aaaHHH KA KA KA ka ka ka kaahh…
*looks for spinach*
Hey, Jah Fail, Olive Oyl was just looking for you. She said to tell you she’s going to Bluto’s.
accidenty??
Lemon curry???
This one fails in so many ways.
Let me count them.
I found 39 ways of failing!
zirty nine! zirty nine ways of failing! Ah Ha ha ha ha ha! *crackle*
Your sew write.
Oh, stop needling him.
Tat’s not even funny.
I th-ink it was hilarious!
Oh man, you beat me! xD
Ink-case you didn’t know, it is!
It is not a fail if it is talking about someone’s mine
That’s what I was thinking – evidently someone’s mine is best mined with a sickle!!
Ugliness WIN!
Thats never a win
I swear, this thing was freakin’ schweet when my dad let me get it at 15 to piss off my mom! I like to think it says, “I’m the baddest D.M. this side of Greyhawk.”
OK, quick poll of the women. Since men basically do everything to increase their chances of getting sex, would this guy’s tat increase his chances of having sex with you?
YOUR the guy with the tattoo aren’t you…
Anonymity fail.
NOOOOO! I’m not the guy in the picture!!!! Oh, and I’m not masturbating into the fan either.
Preciate the visual Odo…..and the idea.
Someone earlier in the thread said it looked like I was masturbating into the fan. Wait! I meant to say “it looked like THAT GUY was masturbating into the fan.” damn it!
Great, just great!, I had a visual of a faceless man masturbating into a fan now I have a visual of fatty-bumbalaty up there masturbating into a fan.
GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!
You wants I should poops on it?
There is a very good reason why you are being ignored.
*continues to ignore*
For the love of god! Will someone please, PLEASE stick a cork in troll-dogs butt?
A cork? You’re gonna need the bottle.
A bottle? More like a stick of dynamite.
Lit dynamite.
Better idea: Fill the water dish with nitroglycerin, let the doggie drink his fill, then play fetch.
Then my poops go “BANG! BANG! BANG!” Yaaaayyyyyy!!!!!!! Wheeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!! (I poops now).
If I can add a little incendiary emphasis to the mix…?
Fire it up, dear Dragon… Light that little punt-runt’s fuse!
One well-done punt-a-pet, coming up!
Well, I care a lot for Mookie so I would give her dibs on him first. It’s the friendly thing to do.
Aren’t you the generous one!! And such a large gift at that!
Wait until you see what YOU are getting for Christmas! She was black 2 weeks ago.
aaaaaaaaaaand yet another one of my comments disappeared
Oh, I dunno… that looks like a really big job. I’m going to have to outsource it to Fluffy.
no never. ick
yes. a thousand times YES
wow
Your Mine? Like in Goldmine? Is somebody digging in “his mine”?
in soviet russia a mine digs you
What if it’s just his name, and he did this so it’s like a sports jersey for those times you play “shirts and skins”, like back in grade school?? Then we’re all fail for mocking him and missing the point completely.
But I’m sure I’m wrong.
Unless he’s talking about you owning a mine or something. Maybe he’s a coal miner?
This just goes to show that you should never tattoo words on your body that you can’t see without a mirror.
One exception: Bad-ass proofreading tattoos!
“This Tattoo Is Mispelled!”
“If This Tatoo Makes You Laugh, Thank a Teecher”
“Soceyty Phor Creativ Spelling”
Then again, maybe these should be left to bumper stickers.
The only tattoo(s) I would ever get would be the neat illusion pictures :X
Maybe the symbol of the Imperium of Man… but that would just be geeky
I have a tattoo of a grand piano. It started out as an upright, and then I got pregnant.
I’m having trouble understanding its place and how it may/may not have changed tbh :/
Sorry, I’m tired. Should have clarified a bit more.
It’s on my lower left abdomen. And I was kidding about it becoming a grand piano after I got pregnant. It was always a grand piano.
*hangs head in shame*
No need for shame… I’m quite sure someone enjoyed ‘playing’ that piano… after all, you DID end up pregnant!!!
What the-messed-up-lunchbox-name said! It was my own fail for not getting what you meant xD
LOL, well, since this is such a visual place, I figured I’d do something with the name. Oh, and no fail on your part, the innuendo machine isn’t fully warmed up yet…
Here…lemme help you with that…
WooooHoooo
I’m curious Katy, why the choice of a piano?
Sometimes it is called “making music”
Ah ha, thanks. Now I know what to get you for Christmas.
A guitar?
A rubber stamp marked WIN?
*tickles the ivory*
I thought it was funny.
*squeeze*
And pregnancies generally start with an upright
Pregnancies generally start with a squeeze. *hint hint*
*SQUEEZE*
Stop squeezing the void!
Weird, now your comment is up here!
The ways of the moomin are multitudinous and mysterious.
*SQUEEZE*
Squeezes are stronger than ever! Looks like they really want to get pregnant!
Guys, at least wear protection if you’re all going to be squeezing away like that. Nobody wants an accident kid.
Too late!
We have a moomin infestation :O
You’re still my only squeezin’ moomin.
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!*
*blushes*
It’s been a very squeezy day full of accidenty and baconses.
*fluffs dragon*
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Holy hell it’s a moomin invasion!!!
Is it contagious? Can you get an inmoominization?
Maybe it was supposed to be a tribute to the movie, “Yours, Mine, and Ours.” The hooded character with the scythe kinda looks like Dennis Quaid…
The scythe looks eerily similar to a mining pick!
I visited this site for the first time, last night. I have to say that the sheer stupidity of some members of the human race is mind-boggling. However, I have also greatly enjoyed reading everyone’s comments. You are all very funny. Thanks for the laughs.
Do you has any dairy products?
Go back to Icanhashotdog, wiener!
Oh, yes! Please to talks dirty to me…. while I poops!
I don’t know if the spelling is so much of a Fail as is the sign in his back telling “You’re mine” to the guy on his back who can only see it if fatso is naked.
Fat people are always naked.
You win.
But now I feel gross, since I’m reading his back.
Would not hit!
NTTAWWT
You spelled twat wrong.
A shame, that… You think he’d know how to spell his own name by now.
Twat did you say?
Hey, Lunchbox you crafty devil – where did you come from????
The magic world of Refresh, in galaxy f5.
bah! i don’t give a flying fornication.
I think you are on to something. Maybe fatty boombastic is gay and the tattoo is telling his partner that “your mine” is under the reaper. If we look hard enough, I am sure we will find an arrow pointing down.
It’s his way of saying “Till death do we part” :X
Eeeew, your bad.
Spelling Fail?
I think whoever sent this in failed.
This is at least a Tattoo Fail, or Back Fail is better.
You Can Never Mow The Lawn Without A Shirt On For The Rest Of Your Life And Forget About Going To Waterworld This Summer Fail.
Are you saying that absent the tattoo you’d have him mow the long shirtless???? Moobs fail.
Oh, can we please not talk about moobs. I have yet to eat lunch.
What he said ^^.
Here…maybe this will help…
*flashes a tat*
*wolf whistles*
Mowing the “long”, ehhhhh?
*shakes head* One track mind.
oops! my bad! *sizes up scotteh’s length*
This is going to be a short conversation. (before anyone else can say it…)
That is funny!
Scotteh nipped that one in the bud.
If you cant beat ‘em, join ‘em!
Glad you didn’t try to weasel out of it.
My earlier comment to scotteh has been turned into a blogmonster snack. Anyway, scotteh, don’t sell yourself short. You are one of our outstanding members.
Hee! Are we erecting monuments again?
We’ve been pulling some all-nighters.
No wonder I’m so exhausted.
Wow you failed epically:
It should be You’re mine as in you are mine instead of possessive your mine
lmao, true that!
now now let’s not be hasty.
what if he got a tattoo along with a friend of his and his friend got a tattoo of a mine (gold, silver, diamond, etc) so that when they stand back to back…never mind the guy is obviously a tool.
It was nice of you to attempt to defend him though
Love-handles win!
That seems like it would be roller-coaster safety bars to me
Usually when you hear “hourglass figure”, they don’t mean from the waist up.
The tat refers to the heart attack that’s coming
Poor sap. That took some bravery to show that.
Stupidity and ignorance on it being wrong would also explain that >.>
Agreed. The blame falls on the tattooe not the tattooer, I have 12 tats and the ones with words were checked 4 or 5 times before any tattooing occured. When I’m done laughing I’m going to try to figure out how one could squeeze a ‘`’ and an ‘e’ in there…lol
possibly a very small “Place or” in between the two words?
I had eggs for breakfast
With bacons?
Bacon singular is the same as bacon plural
With plural bacons?*
No, singular bacons. Just a lot of singulars*
With singular baconses?*
Hahahahahaha.
Yes, many singular baconses.
But only one eggses.*
I just cried a little.
You win.
5×1! Yay!
I believe it’s baconi*
You’re mine if you don’t mine.
Well, that settles it. Are you paying for the flight to Spain?
You load sixteen tons, and what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt.
Saint Peter, don’t you call me, ’cause I can’t go;
I owe my soul to the company store…
You could be mine…e ine.
But your way out of liiiiiiiiiiiiiine
“I owe my soul to the company store…”
.
In Tennessee, Ernie?
Did anyone notice that this isn’t so much a spelling fail as it is a grammar fail?
Just because… “your” is a correct spelling, but they were going for a different “you’re”.
…. yeah.
Only the 5 or so people who posted the same thing above you… no hard feelings though!
Don’t fret, Retaba, I’m certain you can find a doctor to prescribe you some Viagra for that condition.
I doubt Viagra could even overcome the anti-boner that is the above picture.
HAHA! “The Anti-Boner” isn’t that a movie?
Not according to http://www.IMDB.com, unless it’s a failed pron title
I believe it’s available, but you have to go to the very back, through that curtain *points*.
How about I just buy these nails, and this hammer!
*facepalm*
Katy, you’re not supposed to show people that area. Well, B2F is a time-honored regular, so I guess it’s okay.
You WILL honor me! Doitnowmove.
*bows*
Blue2th…your Jedi powers are improving!
Just ignore the vicar.
And don’t eat his french fries!
Yeah, the special seasoning will make you sick.
Are you sure this is a fail? (mine) when used as an adjective is correct.
Yes, tis fail. If the reaper was picking his nose then it would not be.
Instead he was picking his butt. You never pick your butt in public and it be a win.
Speak for yourself. (I poops now).
Ugh, a bit of sick just came up…
You too?
Epic fail for life! ah, the gift that keeps on giving.
I lol’d
I poops’d.
I died’d.
I Ralph’d
I Ed Norton’d
I Fight Club’d
I fantasized about severely beating that stupid dachshund’d
I up Chucked.
I nun chucked.
I chuck norris’d.
I is Chuck!
I don’t sea Howe this is a fell.
Is it his waste line? His pail skin? His hare cut?
Failblog commenters suck…booooooo, your all a bunch of meat heads.
*ducks*
Damn it! Not one bite. Not even a nibble? Cmon folks, I crave conflict!
*stab*
Ouch! *shoots* N
Never bring a knife to a gun fight.
*pulls out a howitzer*
Oh, you mean one of these?
Oh shi……
*laughs maniacly*
*pulls out a wurlitzer*
Hang on?
Ooooh, play E-6 willya? I like that song!
And where were you hiding that jukebox anyway?
It was in my oversize pants, next to the innuendo machine.
Not a jukebox, he’s just happy to see you.
Not a lot of room in those with all….. that… stuff in there. A jukebox, the innuendo machine….other…stuff….
*blushes*
I really shouldn’t be thinking about your pants.
You can think about my oversized pants if you want.
Eh, we’re all friends here. I promise not to file any sexual harassment claims against you…
That was meant for Avis, NOT Zurack. He still wears the baggy parachute pants from the ’80s, and there’s nothing to fill them up.
Ah, £υηçhþöχ…it’s nice to have you and your pants back here!
*bites*
I do not understand what is wrong with this, is there something I am missing?
Yes, there is something your missing.
Maybe it’s actually a clever pun and he’s insinuating that this bombshell you see before you is yours to do wth as you please. Jump on, he’s a sex bomb.
I accidenty my ‘I’ I was so excited.
It’s ok, your forgiven.
“All your mines are belong to us!”
Haha … I get it. He’s fat!
No, he’s just big-boned.
The fail is that the room is poorly lit.
Really? I thought it was the bacne next to the reapers head.
Oh, maaaan… did you have to point that out? I hadn’t noticed it before.
I didn’t want to suffer alone!
I like big bones.
*slips a ‘r’ in there for Mookie*
Actually, I don’t think this is a fail (unless it’s a taste fail or possibly an irony fail). The thing (?) is holding a pick axe. I think he means mine as a noun.
Your mine. As in, that place that ore comes from which belongs to you. He’s making fun of grammar nazis everywhere.
I really don’t think so. Your giving him too much credit.
I was going to say something witty, but a little piece of me just died…
I’m sorry, I will never make leprosy jokes again.
There’s a shame. You usually go to pieces making them.
Yeah, I really fall apart laughing at them!
It’s convenient that your favorite pole dancer works for tips.
She doesn’t do a good job, but you have to hand it to her for trying.
So when she gives head…
…oooh, I can’t even finish that thought. I just ooked myself out.
One word, neckrophilia.
Who’s got the brain bleach?
Oh…you’re gonna have to pay for that one…
Mg! Hlp m! Th vgls f my kybrd r nt wrkng!
srly y mn th vwls r nt wrkng? wtb r vgls?
Wtf! My cmmnt hs dssprd!
mg! Tht s lk s spky.
Sooooo I’m thinking we should make our own secret language along these lines…just so the ICHC crowd can’t read OUR comments!!
I think the grammar police, yours truly included, would implode.
I think that the fact that it takes some intelligence to understand most of comments here would restrict its usage by the ICHC crowd.
Plagiarist! I call shenanigans.
I think that the fact that it takes some intelligence to understand most of comments here would restrict its usage by the ICHC crowd.
I think that the fact that it takes some intelligence to understand most of comments here would restrict its usage by the ICHC crowd.
I did NOT hit the “add comment” button twice.
Oh, sorry…I let the blogmonster out and he’s wreaking havoc.
“Cry havoc, and let slip the blogmonster of war!”
Apparently, DEATH doesn’t want to ‘work’ for his mine. DEATH is a Socialist?
Hah. You cannot see the twinkies the reaper is pointing at.
and it’s not like there wasn’t enough room…
mean? i guess so. funny? hmm.
True? Yes.
are their ever any comments on this website pertaining to the pics or videos? all I ever see are 50 different people rambling on about nothing significant.
Pics? Videos? Where??? When did they start putting THOSE on this blog?
*giggles*
He thinks the pics and videos are significant!!!
What really matters is… I’m not going to say, I don’t want to be banned!
bacon is significant
So the comments about his tattoo, fat folds, hidden cheese, fan, trailer and grammar errors do NOT pertain to the picture?
Don’t mind Matt, he’s just tired of sitting on the doorstep all day.
Not to dissimilar to your post….. ISN’T IT IRONIC? DON’T CHA THINK?
IT LIKE RAAAAAIIIIANNNN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY!!!
…oh sorry i was insulting you and got off track.
Your Mine….Has High CO2 Levels….he could make it a public service billboard for mines…and Jenny Craig will soon be calling too..think of the tie overs, the marketing..its endless.
Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
This guys tattoo is crap anyway, its more on the right side then the middle- and what happens if the fatty decides to loose weight!?
Oh yeah. That’ll happen.
Let’s leave it to BDSM to whip him into shape.
Very unlikely, but i dont blame the artist. It would be like tattooing a sofa cushion full of chewed bubble gum
È bundão.
Winston Churchill had a similar tattoo.
If someone gives me his address, I’ll send him a copy of “Eats, Shoots & Leaves”. No, wait, he probably don’t read good.
is that the death for ewoks?
Clearly that’s a pick in the image’s hands, and he’s going to work in the wearer’s mine. For coal or something.
This is really a multiple level fail.
Is this really a spelling fail? It’s more like a GRAMMAR FAIL….the spelling is correct.
fail grammar?
I’ve stopped worrying and learned to love “your” as a replacement of “you’re”
Language is supposed to be dynamic, and if there is a majority of retards out there who are morphing both uses into the same word – so be it. English is a bastardisation of german, latin and french anyway, let it change!
Here hear heer!
Weld than, let its chainge an wii kan al spele enny whey we wont two du it!
This be beter then haven to no sew mini werds! Yore a jeanyus Chirs!
Dyingnamic lanwidges or a thang off thee fewture an shud bee addop ted ass sune ass possibell, cuz it kan,t hert too b devirsefyd an fare too ever won ekwellatty four awl eben them is deamwhited an nawt brite
you’re frend, Skwerlly Bob
Oops, I’m at ICHC, wrong site!
Ok, reading that just plain hurt…
Considering how fat the guy is, I think the tatt is prophetic. xD
You’re the first person to mention that today… good point, there.
In Soviet Russia your mines you?
Why does the reaper have one tiny arm? That’s not very intimidating, he can’t even reach me.
The reaper has a tiny arm because the Tatoo artists sucks, even if he was good there is no way this guy would be easy to do. It is like tatooing a sofa cushion full of chewed bubble gum.
I think its a misspelling because it should have been “You’re Mine” as an “You are Mine” =P
“You’re Mine” =P
Luukz spellwed wright to me! I don’t get it!
This is why you stay awake in Language Arts
Maybe it’s not a grammatical error, but if it’s not, then it’s an image error, because it doesn’t show a mine.
i honestly, would punch my friend in the face if his initial design was spelled that way.
if i had been the tattoo artist for it and that’s what the man had requested, i would have refused him unless he signed an additional form stating that he was an idiot who had no grasp of grammar and requested it that way.
if i was that guy and my artist frigged it up, i would shoot the artist, anyone who watched the artist make that mistake, and then burn the flesh off my back…
that sucks.
i dont get it????????????????
wait, never mind. now i do. haha. tat suckz!!!!!
your tatto.. very interesting,
your tatto very interesting
More like a photo fail. I can’t read what’s on her back. Therefore I’m we’re not getting the joke here. Good try here. Maybe we should file this under “attempted fail fail.”
Oh god. “Her”?
yes, cant you see the Bewbs?
wats the fail
EPIC FAIL!!!
mine you?
The “Your Mine” is just where they excavate FAIL from… its a $billion industry…
I think it’s terribly ironic that the ad to the side of the photo right now for me is “See how I lost 30 lbs. fast”. I love the Internet.
Dyslectic idiots! All of you. Tattoo not tatoo or tatto…
Funny…I don’t remember owning a mine.
Wow, drawing fail as well as spelling fail. Some people shouldn’t be allowed to work in tattooo places.
Yeah .
You win
GOOD
He’s in my mine, killing my golds.
your all retarded
Why, oh why do obese people with ridiculously large tattoos insist on taking pictures and posting them on the web?
You’re= you are
Your=a form of the possessive case of you used as an attributive adjective): Your jacket is in that closet. I like your idea.
Well, if you step on your own land mine….
Is that a body-building trophy in the background?
Other than the obvious grammar fail, it’s a major posture fail. My back hurts just looking at it.
That definitely belongs on Apostrophe Catastrophes (apostrophecatastrophes.blogspot.com). Also, that’s another reason to invest in tattoo removal.
Way to go dumbass!
THERE IS NOTHING SPELLED WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
uhm, yea there is. ‘your’ should be spelled as “you’re”.
Not only is it a misspelled tattoo it’s also badly drawn 8D YAY!
this is disgusting. just wait until he’s old and flabby…there will be even more wrinkles than before.
It’s not just the stupid spelling that makes me laugh, it’s the hideously bad image…
hey retards…nothing wrong with it
…the whole tattoo is crap !
poor dumbshit fatass
Think it’s meant to be “YOU R MINE” they probably forgot the gap between you and r
Impulsive tattoo purchase = FAIL
YOUR MINE I PICK IT
I dont see the fail.
I know i fail for not being able to see it.
My mine what?
THATS A GRAMMER FAIL NOT SPLEEING FAIL DOUCHE BAG!
Nice Spelling D.B. Go back to grdae 6….
BTU I WNAT TO OG TO COLLEJ!
keep it blank for safty spell
how are you m. fanous
This man has no shoulders!
I guess the reaper is just inquiring as to whether it’s my mine or someone else’s.
…I think I know that person….
Special care must be taken over the use of your and you’re as they sound the same but are used quite differently:
your is possessive as in this is your pen
you’re is short for you are as in you’re coming over to my house
your mine is mine
i dont get this pic wuts so fail bout it?
To all you English experts who think the spelling mistake is the “Mine” You’re wrong! According to Websters Dictionary Mine – Used to indicate the one or ones belonging to me..
The Spelling mistake is YOUR – it Should be You’re ( You are mine)
Ba dunk a dunk
I Don’t get it there is nuthing wrong with the spelling i kno my spelling is wrong but u can still read it so the person who put Spelling Fail must think that not putting an apostrophy (Idk how to spell that)! People are very retarded these days!!
HOW BLOODY ANNOYING!
the fail is that it’s supposed to be you’re mine (as in you are mine) rather than your mine (as in this is your mine (gold mine/tin mine whatever))
AND IT IS FRICKING ANNOYING. use your apostrophes right people!
Lol, took me awhile to work that out…it’s not a spelling error, it’s a grammatical error (Um…I think?..Maybe, maybe not, I dunno I always get them mixed up!), it’s supposed to say ‘YOU’RE mine’ note ‘YOUR mine’, it’s a common mistake really…
It’s really a shame that this guy has to have this on his back for the rest of his life, haha.
so, maybe you will take a little more time thinking this one out next time…
Your mine is mine.
i dont get it, i must be having a Dee dee dee day, “your mine” he spelled it right, is the joke supposed to be like no its my mine, like a deposit mine or sumthin,
Your Vespene Gas Refinery!
“You’re mine” not “your”
wow…thats not a spelling fail, thats a grammar fail -_- it took me a while to see it
i dont think its that bad tbf.
I would like to point out that it’s a failed fail.
Technically, it’s a grammar fail, not a spelling fail.
should have been called oxy-moron FAIL!
this rates right in there with the logo i saw on a car the other day “getto”
IDC about the tatoo….I just want sex!
WaFfLeS r GeWd LoLzOuRs
The spelling is right you retard.
( The “R” word hurts )
Actually, I believe that this is a grammar fail…no words appear to be spelled incorrectly.
The text can be fixed.
The true fail is the foreshortening on the arm that is pointing.
Awesome design, but… grammar skillz ftw?
& is that the Undertaker’s cross on his neck? o_o
lol…failblog fails at making people fail. the tattoo spelling is fine XD
The title should be : Grammar Fail..spelling is fine, it’s just a grammatical error. You’re = You are, “You’re a failure” ~ Your = Possessive. “That’s YOUR son”.
Fail for life O_O
nice tattoo
i dont get it
my mine??
Maybe he meant he’s going to steal people’s gold mines.
When riding a bike with a passenger do you think he drives topless? so they have something to hold onto?
I think this is failmaker fail :-/