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  1. Your Father says:

    Drink your deer with us!

  2. thepowerofpoo says:

    tsrif,

    I’m allways hunting for beer

  3. DrB says:

    Premium please :)

  4. Ana says:

    And I thought all you need to hunt for beer was a walk to the refrigerator…

  5. john says:

    that’s some cheap gas! when/where was this taken?

  6. PuffnStuff says:

    obviously that would be a hunting WIN

  7. Mookie says:

    I killed a six-pack last night with my bare hands.

  8. Entertime says:

    An asthmatic hacker, it seems.

  9. Cyberbelum says:

    This wasn’t a fail…I go hunting for beer each and every weekend. Obviously the poster of this “fail” doesn’t truly understand that there is needed gear for beer hunting.

    I’d like to take the poster snipe hunting sometime. We can get us a couple of six packs first and then go get us some snipe in some far away forest. No special gear needed for snipe hunting, but getting a couple of six packs will make it a whole lot easier (and more fun).

    • ErickB says:

      No special gear for snipe hunting?? Obviously, you sir, are an amateur snipe hunter. Everyone knows that to hunt snipe properly you need a flashlight, a cloth sack (i.e. pillow case) and at least one assistance. But I do agree on the beer part.

      • k-k-k-katy says:

        I think a stick is needed as well, to use inside the sack as a noise-maker (sorry, I couldn’t think of a better way to phrase that sentence). And perhaps two or more assistances. *giggle* Sorry, EB, couldn’t help it!

        • ErickB says:

          Ah yes, how could I forget to mention the rustling stick! Which is used in one of several methods to attack the reluctant snipe.
          Method 1:
          1. Hold open the cloth sack while slowly walking forward, keep the flash shining through the cloth, while at the same time making the the distinct noise which give the snipe its North American name.

      • Cyberbelum says:

        I am, by far, no amateur. I have taken countless “friends” snipe hunting. But I believe in doing it like a man, using my bare hands. Sticks, sacks, flashlights…all tools for those that don’t have the “talent’ to catch a snipe with their beer hands (pun intended).

        :-) ~

        p.s. I’ve been planning on taking my son snipe hunting here soon…but I’ll wait until it warms up…the nearest field is a bit of a walk from home. :-) Am I a good dad or what??? :-)

  10. DaveO says:

    Beer Hunting is one of my favourite pastimes… No Fail here :-)

  11. Zurack says:

    No new messages for 4 minutes?! There’s something wrong around here!

  12. WormulonThenewBitchimoofortoday says:

    this CLEARLY refers to the hunter man that falls asleep and allows the deer to eat his food > evidence visible in a previous Fail post.
    i don’t see why you’re all so stupid! not seeing something SIMPLE!

  13. Stephen says:

    HOLY SHIT

    Look at those gas prices.

  14. porka says:

    Could someone hunt down a sandwhich for me?

    • Skwerlly Bob says:

      Which Sand would you prefer?

      Desert or Beach or Quick?

      I might be able to get you an Ampersand which will cost you a Sand Dollar more.

  15. Christopher says:

    Considering how many innocent people beer kills a year with its reckless driving, I consider this a win.
    .
    .
    I’m only worried that you can only hunt beer in a specific season.

    • iliketurtles says:

      and you have to buy tags for it, and you can only get a certain amount of tags, and even in some places you have to get one kind of beer before you get a better, bigger beer. it really is rather tragic.

  16. Tom says:

    Brian Boitano wouldn’t go beer hunting!
    Neither would Amir Rhanavardi!
    By the way, i was the FIRST to post on this thread!

    • Zurack says:

      Sorry but Your Father, Loz, Chinny, Jarrad, Zurack, ILI, DrB, ErickB, loufail, HorribleLicensePlates, k-k-k-katy, mr. cuddles, Mookie, Ano, Christopher, thepowerofpoo, Ana, john, PuffnStuff, Entertime, Mikey D, Cyberbelum, WormulonThenewBitchimoofortoday, Stephen, velvet and porka commented before you.

  17. LFWower says:

    Be very very quiet, we’re hunting beer…

  18. scotteh says:

    Hmmmmm… is it just me or do giant full page ad’s keep taking over this blog these days??? Sometimes when I go to comments, I get redirected to an ad. Sometimes after I post a comment I get redirected to a huge ad.

    This is starting to become
    Really not a lot of fun.

  19. mel says:

    THIS IS NOT A JOKE – CONGRATULATIONS YOU WON!

  20. Lactose-Intolerant Dachshund says:

    I would poops on this.

  21. bmerri says:

    So many idiots……and some funny ones too

  22. ja fail says:

    Morning Failblog. I hate waking up.
    .
    *squints*
    .
    Well, if there is one thing that I know very well, it is beer hunting. I tend to hunt beers every friday night. It’s like… It’s like failblog posted a fail just for me!!!

  23. Tony Bullard says:

    I guess some people don’t get jokes? This is obviously a joke. It’s probably deer hunting season, and everyone is stocking up on hunting supplies. The owner of th gas station decided to make a play with words and came up with “beer hunting” because he sells beer.

    Fail blog fail.

  24. FTY says:

    Beer = bear in dutch :D

  25. Rich says:

    We’re playing Beer Hunter? Goodie, I’ll call Bob & Doug.

  26. Sithinious says:

    That’s not a fail, it’s a play on words. I think this post is a FAIL fail.

  27. Rod Panhard says:

    Actually, it’s not a “Fail.” If you’ve seen the film “Deerhunter,” then you’d know about the game of “Beerhunter” that’s inspired by the film.

    “Beerhunter” is sort of form of Russian Roulette. In “Beerhunter,” one buys many six packs of cheap canned beer and invites over his friends. They sit a table. The game runner takes a cold sixpack, leaves the room, randomly removes a beer, shakes it up, replaces it in the six pack, and returns to the room.

    He sets the six-pack on the table and slides it in front of the first “player.” He then holds the six-pack to his head and pulls the ring pull on one of the beers.

    If it explodes on his head, he’s out. If not, he gets to drink the beer, but he slides the six pack to the next player.

    And so it goes.

  28. Ashley says:

    Be vewy vewy vewy quiet. Im hunting Woodchuck Cider… hahahahahahaha!

  29. NOAH says:

    No, this is WIN.

  30. Doogin says:

    Down here in Texas we call that a Hunting WIN!!!

  31. Tony Wilkes says:

    I am not sure if I am missing something, but why is this a fail?

  32. Phaet says:

    Shhhh I’m hunting beews

  33. F says:

    I’m sure this isn’t a mistake, as others have said. It isn’t at all weird to have beer and hunting crap sold at the same place (at least, not in Wisconsin). If there’s a fail, it’s probably the exclusion of the word AND between beer and hunting on the sign.

    Lame, failblog.

  34. Mayokitty says:

    Where the fuck are these cheap gas prices?!

    I’m still dealing with $2.00 +!

  35. BrimstoneSacrifice says:

    Today we are chasing the elusive lager. You don’t want to get too close, the fella’s a little jumpy.

  36. Jay says:

    I don’t get it. Seems like an intentional funny to me. People looking for beer are “beer hunting”. They’re indicating that they have beer, probably at low prices.

    Fail how?

  37. RYNI says:

    The real fail here is that the goddamn 3 is upside-down.

  38. Believe it or not, I’m the guy who took the “Beer Hunting” photo. It was first posted on my blog Nov. 22. You can read all about it here Glad to see it providing so much enjoyment.

  39. adam says:

    Whoa, 1.59 for regular? Can’t be in NY, that’s for sure.

  40. L33tminion says:

    Fail? Clever bit of advertising, IMO. Of course it’s just a misspelling, you wouldn’t want to encourage people to drink while they wave guns around.

  41. Violet says:

    Beer hunting, now that’s a sport I could do!

  42. Jonah Norason says:

    Now the Budweisers…they’re the tricky ones. You have to sound like a wild…no!

    That’s a Coors sound.

  43. NO WAI says:

    Beer hunting is a very serious and sometimes dangerous hobby, one must be properly prepared for the occasion!

  44. in_a_box says:

    Well, I don’t know about you folks, but down here you go huntin for your beer. They are hard to find!

  45. MushuPork says:

    Beer hunting is a fail? Come on, sounds like a win to me.

  46. raffi says:

    yeeeeeeehaaaaaaawww!!!

    com’on billy where huntin own beers ta’night!!!

  47. Jarrad says:

    Monty Python win!

  48. Ryan says:

    FAIL indeed.

    However, teh gas prices shown are WIN.

    Low gas prices FTW.

  49. frgbnd12 says:

    Dude, they mean “Get your beer AND hunting supplies.” This is not a fail.

  50. Michaela. says:

    Yo, that gas is cheap!!!

  51. 12 gage bottle opener.

  52. skivamp88 says:

    wow

  53. Jaze321 says:

    I would call this a double fail. Diesel is by product of gasoline so therfore it should be cheaper considering as long as gas is made there will be diesel. How is it that diesel is priced so much higher then gas plain and simple people PRICE GOUGING and guess what it’s illegal!. Another reason why our country is going down the shitter!

  54. michael says:

    that’s a win. did you see the price of the gas???

  55. Robert says:

    “Crikey! Today we’re tracking the elusive Pilsner, the most daaangerous species of bee-ar know to exist in whole wide warld!”

  56. Uzigawa says:

    dude wasn’t this a joke by Jeff Dunham? beer hunting, by Bubba J. i do believe it was

  57. greggy says:

    gas prices win!

  58. ege says:

    FUCKIN LOL

  59. fish says:

    the real fail is the price of that diesel

  60. blahblah says:

    Deer   

    –noun, plural deer, (occasionally) deers.

    1. A gender challenged deer (or buck)

    2. An alcoholic beverage made by brewing and fermentation from cereals, usually malted barley, and flavored with hops and the like for a slightly bitter taste.

  61. blahblah says:

    oops thats meant to say beer at the top forgives me

  62. BB says:

    Has no one else been beer hunting? It’s great fun.

  63. juas says:

    I’d said Beer Hunting for the WIN!!!!

  64. Ambyr says:

    that looks like Toot N Totum!

  65. Don says:

    I’m not sure this was an actual fail.

    In college, we used to play a game called The Beer Hunter where six friends shared a six-pack. A seventh would take one of the cans and shake it up, then put it back with the other five.

    The players would take a can, hold it up to their heads, and pull the tab.

    What happened to the “dead” player usually varied from party to party, but in most cases he was “resurrected” for the next round.

  66. Antares says:

    Absolute WIN! What better than a beer?



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