Comments on: Bookstore Fail http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Fri, 19 Mar 2010 02:15:12 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: :P http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-758623 :P Wed, 20 Jan 2010 12:50:58 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-758623 lol lol

]]> By: phoenix mattress http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-648787 phoenix mattress Thu, 22 Oct 2009 01:37:45 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-648787 omg, this picture is "priceless..." omg, this picture is “priceless…”

]]> By: That Guy http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-461374 That Guy Tue, 09 Jun 2009 21:56:29 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-461374 mabye... mabye…

]]> By: Girl girl http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-396884 Girl girl Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:14:49 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-396884 I know it's too late but- dear mom, Dads been gone for three years. The "dad" youre talking to is an IV. Your in a mental hospital. Happy mothers day Love, Your "daughter" (i'm the flowers on the side of your bed) I know it’s too late but-
dear mom,
Dads been gone for three years. The “dad” youre talking to is an IV. Your in a mental hospital. Happy mothers day
Love,
Your “daughter” (i’m the flowers on the side of your bed)

]]> By: ANdrew http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-363218 ANdrew Thu, 09 Apr 2009 14:01:01 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-363218 Does this even make sense?! Does this even make sense?!

]]> By: Ctrl+Alt+Del=w00t! http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-316176 Ctrl+Alt+Del=w00t! Mon, 09 Mar 2009 15:16:33 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-316176 Who me? Who me?

]]> By: WC-Ink http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-316169 WC-Ink Mon, 09 Mar 2009 15:09:47 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-316169 Hey! What's wrong with the tattoo parlor!? I make damn good pizza!! *drops needle in dough mix* Oh shit... *mixes* You didn't see that. Hey! What’s wrong with the tattoo parlor!?
I make damn good pizza!! *drops needle in dough mix*

Oh shit… *mixes*

You didn’t see that.

]]> By: Selkceb http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-289491 Selkceb Wed, 18 Feb 2009 17:41:37 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-289491 Jesus was jewish /fail Jesus was jewish
/fail

]]> By: teow http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-282242 teow Thu, 12 Feb 2009 15:32:51 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-282242 LOL! FB has even surpassed <a href="http://www.overheardinnewyork.com" rel="nofollow">this one</a> for me! :D (hope the link works) LOL! FB has even surpassed this one for me! :D

(hope the link works)

]]> By: Ian http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-277361 Ian Sun, 08 Feb 2009 20:10:09 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-277361 Don't know what to get your psychologically disturbed friend for the holidays? Come by this store for some great ideas! Don’t know what to get your psychologically disturbed friend for the holidays? Come by this store for some great ideas!

]]> By: XxchaosxX http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-258420 XxchaosxX Mon, 26 Jan 2009 21:40:39 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-258420 **HUGS** **HUGS**

]]> By: Troutbum http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-223390 Troutbum Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:39:07 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-223390 True anecdote, by the way... My friend drank a soda and was stung by a bee inside the can. His wife was doting on him so much that I had to tell her the following: "You think that's sad? Well when I was 9, I was at a father/son picnic. I picked up a soda and took a big drink of it. There was a wasp inside of the can." Putting her hand to her mouth, she gasped, saying "did it sting you?" I replied, "No, it just flew away. That wasn't the sad part. The sad part is that I had to go to the picnic with my friend and his dad because I didn't have a father." She burst into tears while the rest of us laughed our asses off. True anecdote, by the way…

My friend drank a soda and was stung by a bee inside the can. His wife was doting on him so much that I had to tell her the following:

“You think that’s sad? Well when I was 9, I was at a father/son picnic. I picked up a soda and took a big drink of it. There was a wasp inside of the can.”

Putting her hand to her mouth, she gasped, saying “did it sting you?”

I replied, “No, it just flew away. That wasn’t the sad part. The sad part is that I had to go to the picnic with my friend and his dad because I didn’t have a father.”

She burst into tears while the rest of us laughed our asses off.

]]> By: jesse http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-223388 jesse Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:38:17 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-223388 at least the dog is still alive ( can we keep him) at least the dog is still alive ( can we keep him)

]]> By: floridagizzi http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-222612 floridagizzi Mon, 29 Dec 2008 03:11:05 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-222612 this picture is staged. the front three books dont match in size with the ones behind it. FAIL fail this picture is staged. the front three books dont match in size with the ones behind it. FAIL fail

]]> By: Amie http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-214670 Amie Fri, 19 Dec 2008 23:26:10 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-214670 Ordering that book for my family's Chinese Auction = FAIL (but I really want to anyway) Ordering that book for my family’s Chinese Auction = FAIL (but I really want to anyway)

]]> By: Val http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-212018 Val Thu, 18 Dec 2008 12:23:34 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-212018 Oooo Ooo! Number three I got that one, lol. Life can be kind of lame. Oooo Ooo! Number three I got that one, lol.
Life can be kind of lame.

]]> By: Val http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-212013 Val Thu, 18 Dec 2008 12:19:23 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-212013 EPIC “bad news” comment: Your entire retirement fund was invested in Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities LLC EPIC “bad news” comment:
Your entire retirement fund was invested in Bernard L. Madoff Investment Securities LLC

]]> By: Jen http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-211851 Jen Thu, 18 Dec 2008 06:38:10 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-211851 The good news daddy is out of prison and you get to go live with him! The bad news is they are taking him off of his Chemical Castration... The good news daddy is out of prison and you get to go live with him!

The bad news is they are taking him off of his Chemical Castration…

]]> By: Holly http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-210756 Holly Wed, 17 Dec 2008 14:30:02 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-210756 True, you will have to pee in a catheder for the rest of your life. But the doctor said that you won't have to use it for that long. ... o_O True, you will have to pee in a catheder for the rest of your life. But the doctor said that you won’t have to use it for that long.

… o_O

]]> By: pierre http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-210213 pierre Wed, 17 Dec 2008 02:04:32 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-210213 I don't think this should count because it look totally like a setup; the books don't match the ones behind them on the display, someone MADE this, is not a 'fail' then. I don’t think this should count because it look totally like a setup; the books don’t match the ones behind them on the display, someone MADE this, is not a ‘fail’ then.

]]> By: Jason http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-210126 Jason Wed, 17 Dec 2008 00:13:42 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-210126 Oh man, my mom pointed this out to me at Borders today and we couldn't help but laugh because it's just so ridiculously insensitive. Oh man, my mom pointed this out to me at Borders today and we couldn’t help but laugh because it’s just so ridiculously insensitive.

]]> By: Doug http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-210091 Doug Tue, 16 Dec 2008 23:16:55 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-210091 Thanks, the puppy was delicious. Thanks, the puppy was delicious.

]]> By: Contestfail http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-209681 Contestfail Tue, 16 Dec 2008 18:46:25 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-209681 I just submitted an entry and then noticed the deadline was two days ago. CONTEST FAIL I just submitted an entry and then noticed the deadline was two days ago.

CONTEST FAIL

]]> By: Pickme! http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-209668 Pickme! Tue, 16 Dec 2008 18:42:41 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-209668 I have to tell my kids their grandma has alzheimers...this book would be perfect! Hope you pick me! I have to tell my kids their grandma has alzheimers…this book would be perfect! Hope you pick me!

]]> By: RawPickler http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-209531 RawPickler Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:54:05 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-209531 Umm... Has anyone else noticed that the books behind the ones shown are different colors? Busted! Don't you hate it when people fake Fail Pics to be cool? Umm… Has anyone else noticed that the books behind the ones shown are different colors?

Busted! Don’t you hate it when people fake Fail Pics to be cool?

]]> By: katillac http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-209003 katillac Tue, 16 Dec 2008 09:05:02 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-209003 Dear Dad, I'm so embarrassed right now. I walked in on your new girlfriend while she was peeing. While standing up. See you at dinner, Your daughter Dear Dad,
I’m so embarrassed right now. I walked in on your new girlfriend while she was peeing. While standing up.
See you at dinner,
Your daughter

]]> By: katillac http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-208999 katillac Tue, 16 Dec 2008 09:00:11 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-208999 Dear Santa, Mommy says I should start calling you "Daddy." Dear Santa,
Mommy says I should start calling you “Daddy.”

]]> By: snuzzle http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-208989 snuzzle Tue, 16 Dec 2008 08:44:04 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-208989 "Santa's not coming this year, and daddy's not coming home. You see..." “Santa’s not coming this year, and daddy’s not coming home. You see…”

]]> By: Skwerlly Bob http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-208864 Skwerlly Bob Tue, 16 Dec 2008 04:27:43 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-208864 Bad News: In 2016 a Half Eaten Organic Carrot backed by a huge political machine / marketing campaign will be elected to the US Senate from California. Worse News: Half Eaten Organic Carrot will be hailed as the best politician of the year in 2021 and vetted as the Democratic Party's next Presidential Candidate! ABSOLUTE WORST NEWS: In 2024 Half Eaten Organic Carrot will Lose the Presidential Race to a Neo-Conservative Idaho Potato whose VP is a former Vicar. Bad News: In 2016 a Half Eaten Organic Carrot backed by a huge political machine / marketing campaign will be elected to the US Senate from California.

Worse News: Half Eaten Organic Carrot will be hailed as the best politician of the year in 2021 and vetted as the Democratic Party’s next Presidential Candidate!

ABSOLUTE WORST NEWS: In 2024 Half Eaten Organic Carrot will Lose the Presidential Race to a Neo-Conservative Idaho Potato whose VP is a former Vicar.

]]> By: darklord044 http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-208856 darklord044 Tue, 16 Dec 2008 04:19:50 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-208856 I consider psychopaths to be anyone who doesn't buy those "Giant Gummy bears On A Stick that are so frequently advertised on this site... (Guilty) I consider psychopaths to be anyone who doesn’t buy those “Giant Gummy bears On A Stick that are so frequently advertised on this site… (Guilty)

]]> By: Philly http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-208851 Philly Tue, 16 Dec 2008 04:05:36 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-208851 Ok, Well Lets see the title of this book is just hilariouse. Like totally"Grandma's Dead" Like I find that fuuny because if you think about it, grandma's die all the time.. Oh and here is a joke to keep you guy s occupied... "If a Bowl filled with a head of lettuce is a salad...What is a side salad??" Give up?? A Half A Hedda lettuce.......Lmao!!! Ok, Well Lets see the title of this book is just hilariouse. Like totally”Grandma’s Dead” Like I find that fuuny because if you think about it, grandma’s die all the time.. Oh and here is a joke to keep you guy s occupied…

“If a Bowl filled with a head of lettuce is a salad…What is a side salad??”

Give up??

A Half A Hedda lettuce…….Lmao!!!

]]> By: inverted spear http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-208849 inverted spear Tue, 16 Dec 2008 04:04:46 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-208849 Overheard at an office 'holiday' party from a man to his wife. "Honey, I have something to tell you. I'm leaving you... It's just that I've decided that I am going to become a woman." At that point I started to choke on my beer and had to move away quickly so they wouldn't know I was listening in. I regret not sticking around for the response. Overheard at an office ‘holiday’ party from a man to his wife.
“Honey, I have something to tell you. I’m leaving you… It’s just that I’ve decided that I am going to become a woman.”
At that point I started to choke on my beer and had to move away quickly so they wouldn’t know I was listening in. I regret not sticking around for the response.

]]> By: Skwerlly Bob http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-208847 Skwerlly Bob Tue, 16 Dec 2008 04:03:14 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-208847 OH, and sorry it's spread everywhere and it's much too late to do anything about it. Please ignore our bills with our compliments. Also, all further x-rays will be free! :) — Radiology Dept. OH, and sorry it’s spread everywhere and it’s much too late to do anything about it. Please ignore our bills with our compliments.
Also, all further x-rays will be free! :) — Radiology Dept.

]]> By: Kristiinuh http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-208781 Kristiinuh Tue, 16 Dec 2008 02:30:51 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-208781 Bad News: You (or I) have cancer. Worse News: It's Malignant. Bad News: You (or I) have cancer.
Worse News: It’s Malignant.

]]> By: M http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-208767 M Tue, 16 Dec 2008 01:58:38 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-208767 Dear Son: Thumper didn't escape, your mother cooked him. Enjoy the chocolate bunny in your easter basket! Dear Son:

Thumper didn’t escape, your mother cooked him. Enjoy the chocolate bunny in your easter basket!

]]> By: Megan http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-208765 Megan Tue, 16 Dec 2008 01:51:29 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-208765 Dear Owner of Car, You maybe wondering where your car went. I am afraid I have some bad news. You see my ex thought that your car belonged to the man I am cheating on him with, and he pushed it into the south river. Please accept this tin of cookies as my apology. Signed Mrs. Fields Dear Owner of Car,

You maybe wondering where your car went. I am afraid I have some bad news. You see my ex thought that your car belonged to the man I am cheating on him with, and he pushed it into the south river. Please accept this tin of cookies as my apology.

Signed
Mrs. Fields

]]> By: Squee!! http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-208732 Squee!! Tue, 16 Dec 2008 01:23:17 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-208732 bad news-- new puppy's head breaks like an egg. good news-- offers for a good nickname, though. bad news– new puppy’s head breaks like an egg.
good news– offers for a good nickname, though.

]]> By: titaniumspork19 http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-208727 titaniumspork19 Tue, 16 Dec 2008 01:20:12 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-208727 Bad news: somebody put last night on YouTube. All of it. Bad news: somebody put last night on YouTube. All of it.

]]> By: titaniumspork19 http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-208725 titaniumspork19 Tue, 16 Dec 2008 01:17:38 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-208725 Okay, you win. I'm going to have nightmares. Okay, you win. I’m going to have nightmares.

]]> By: titaniumspork19 http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-208716 titaniumspork19 Tue, 16 Dec 2008 01:08:19 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-208716 RENT? RENT?

]]> By: Janna http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-208637 Janna Tue, 16 Dec 2008 00:05:45 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-208637 "It actually was a tumor. Our bad." -- Radiology Dept. “It actually was a tumor. Our bad.” — Radiology Dept.

]]> By: titaniumspork19 http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-208627 titaniumspork19 Mon, 15 Dec 2008 23:56:05 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-208627 Poking-the-Pie previous fail. Poking-the-Pie previous fail.

]]> By: Bored at Six Flags http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-208615 Bored at Six Flags Mon, 15 Dec 2008 23:43:30 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-208615 Ô.Ô (looks under keyboard for ½ second) (taps on CTRL+ALT+DEL) (Shoots Skwerlly Bob) .... make me close my browser.... Ô.Ô (looks under keyboard for ½ second)
(taps on CTRL+ALT+DEL)
(Shoots Skwerlly Bob)
…. make me close my browser….

]]> By: Bored at Six Flags http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-208604 Bored at Six Flags Mon, 15 Dec 2008 23:28:45 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-208604 332th? Oh my god!!!! Those dang scientists did it again! First pluto... now this?????? 332th? Oh my god!!!! Those dang scientists did it again!
First pluto… now this??????

]]> By: Bored at Six Flags http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-208595 Bored at Six Flags Mon, 15 Dec 2008 23:21:15 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-208595 Agriid Agriid

]]> By: Bored at Six Flags http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-208592 Bored at Six Flags Mon, 15 Dec 2008 23:15:56 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-208592 i lol'd i lol’d

]]> By: Lottie http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-208583 Lottie Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:53:31 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-208583 Bad News (under a photo of a fluffy white puppy): "Sorry the naughty photos you gave me for my birthday ended up on the internet." Bad News (under a photo of a fluffy white puppy):

“Sorry the naughty photos you gave me for my birthday ended up on the internet.”

]]> By: Tony http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-208579 Tony Mon, 15 Dec 2008 22:39:52 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-208579 You've lost everything in the stock market! *picture of adorable kitten* That thing that came out of the donut box? Let's just say you don't want to know where the custard came from. And that other one, you don't wanna know how the hole appeared. You’ve lost everything in the stock market! *picture of adorable kitten*

That thing that came out of the donut box? Let’s just say you don’t want to know where the custard came from. And that other one, you don’t wanna know how the hole appeared.

]]> By: titaniumspork19 http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-208480 titaniumspork19 Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:23:52 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-208480 Agraad. Agraad.

]]> By: titaniumspork19 http://failblog.org/2008/12/12/bookstore-fail-2/#comment-208470 titaniumspork19 Mon, 15 Dec 2008 21:17:00 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9662#comment-208470 Your sacrifice shall never be forgotten, Mike. Your sacrifice shall never be forgotten, Mike.

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