Comments on: Dating Fail

By: MrTT

MrTT — Wed, 10 Nov 2010 08:09:52 +0000

the deaf community refers to non deaf as “hearing”…

This is quad fail!
1. Wrote dead instead of deaf.
2. The deaf call non deaf “hearing”, they prefer to be called “non hearing” or “hard of hearing”, because deaf is short for “deaf and dumb”.
3. He has a fetish for deaf women.
4. He actively advertises that he has a fetish for deaf women… a smarter man with such a fetish would just look for dating and hook up with the first deaf woman, he advertises that he is a hearing guy looking for a deaf woman deaf… for “and more” *wink wink nudge nudge*.

By: igrice za decu

igrice za decu — Fri, 10 Sep 2010 23:34:57 +0000

LOL !

By: attorneys

attorneys — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 01:07:51 +0000

what on earth is this all about?

By: radius13

radius13 — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 06:56:59 +0000

As a lifelong collector I am having hard time with that concept. Hose

By: Chris

Chris — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 20:37:51 +0000

It’s called necrophilia.

By: armanrules

armanrules — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 20:43:09 +0000

wow, his sex life’s really gone down the pan.

By: heon

heon — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 03:29:46 +0000

oh my how is the dead girlfriend supposed to reply??

By: heon

heon — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 00:14:36 +0000

Oh my how is she to reply?!

By: morgan

morgan — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 15:18:54 +0000

ass mouse

By: Conor

Conor — Sun, 01 Feb 2009 16:51:40 +0000

lol looks like james may from Top Gear

By: JackBauer

JackBauer — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:36:10 +0000

At least it’s not rape when they’re dead

By: LaelTheFail

LaelTheFail — Sun, 25 Jan 2009 01:45:44 +0000

Syllable count fail.

In all but line 3.

By: bob

bob — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 01:42:09 +0000

lol there is a girl in the back roound look in the upper right corner she has blonde hair and is wearing a black leather jacket

By: The Hell?

The Hell? — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 03:34:45 +0000

JOHN LENNON?!

By: Go-Go-Dancing is fun

Go-Go-Dancing is fun — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 07:59:32 +0000

Necrophiliac ftw

By: Frank

Frank — Wed, 17 Dec 2008 10:44:48 +0000

Necrophilia for the lose.

By: xXCarlosxX

xXCarlosxX — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 19:18:28 +0000

Necrophilia is a sin.

By: Kenny

Kenny — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 16:54:02 +0000

AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!! necrofeliac

By: Andrew

Andrew — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 05:35:48 +0000

No, no, it’s a Christian word!
After all, how else would the male-dominated society discredit an extra apostle’s account of history?

By: Andrew

Andrew — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 05:34:31 +0000

Purist…

I hope this comment doesn’t double-post-fail…

By: Andrew

Andrew — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 05:27:58 +0000

Purist…

By: ORLY

ORLY — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 04:49:02 +0000

Wow, what an unfortunate typo. I really hope it was a typo, at any rate D:

By: Spiderbite

Spiderbite — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 00:46:52 +0000

mmm… necrofailia.

By: coyote

coyote — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:05:13 +0000

Is that a humorous comment or a criticism? Either way it is lacking.

By: McCain

McCain — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 21:37:12 +0000

You don’t sound like a troll, but you do sound a bit like Palin.

By: Kristen

Kristen — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 21:36:05 +0000

Is that the best you can do?

By: Kristen

Kristen — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 21:35:31 +0000

Even as a hearing person, I thought it was weird and borderline offensive in the first place. I can understand one deaf person seeking out another as you have something in common to share with one another. The hearing world will never fully understand what you live with day to day as another deaf person would. Vegans tend to date vegans. If a guy posted an ad saying, “Steak lover seeks vegan girl,” I’d think he was a total creep.

By: AssHat

AssHat — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 21:32:04 +0000

All whores say that.

By: Kristen

Kristen — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 21:31:36 +0000

Amazing movie.

By: Kristen

Kristen — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 21:28:46 +0000

Which begs to question… why would a guy purposely seek out a deaf girl? Seems odd.

By: GreeNova

GreeNova — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 20:22:35 +0000

There once was a man named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in his cave
She was missing a tit
And was rotten as shit
but think of the money he saved!

By: dizschmetterling

dizschmetterling — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 15:29:40 +0000

As a member of deaf culture, I can tell you we are neither amused [by the spelling error] nor interested. Personally, I don’t like people who specify that someone has to be hearing/deaf/whatever (oddly enough, deaf people do it all the time though…). Sorry if I sound like a troll, but…

By: SYZYGY

SYZYGY — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 14:17:38 +0000

Delicious brains… mmmm…

By: JamesWalker85

JamesWalker85 — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 12:40:51 +0000

I see your roof, and raise an objection

By: Marius

Marius — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 06:31:04 +0000

*snort*

By: obaloba

obaloba — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 05:31:32 +0000

wat an idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dont thin you want dead girls. da. that way ull get none. lol.jkjkjkjk.hahaha:)):)):):):):(:):(|)

By: coyote

coyote — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:49:30 +0000

If you are “dating” dead women you must take precautions lest you make her a mummy.

By: coyote

coyote — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:42:59 +0000

By: coyote

coyote — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 04:42:16 +0000

Not always. There are some that have 8 and 5 or some like this ditty:
There was a young lady from bright 7
Who could travel faster than light 7
She left one day 4
In a relative way 4
And returned the previous night 7

By: Ignotus

Ignotus — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 03:44:05 +0000

I see your concern, and raise you a roof.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:50:11 +0000

Hee…!

Just my dualistic nature at work.

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:46:12 +0000

Don’t get so Ryle-d up!

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:37:32 +0000

Dammit. The blogmonster regurgitated my pun.

*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh*

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:36:46 +0000

Dammit. The blogmonster ate my pun.

Hmph.

I’ll ask again. Were you all Ryle-d up??

*glares threateningly at the blogmonster*

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:31:51 +0000

Did you get all Ryle-d up?

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:28:18 +0000

Ghost in the machine?
(We’ve seen Koestler’s interpretation of this at work here lately.)

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:13:30 +0000

Limericks have a 9-9-6-6-9 syllable structure.

By: uh

uh — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:12:03 +0000

Yeah, but I’m sure even dead women have *some* standards.

By: weinerbagel

weinerbagel — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:09:15 +0000

first!

By: uh

uh — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 01:06:16 +0000

Look, it’s obvious… your body’s sense of balance is controlled by the inner-ear. Clearly he believes a deaf girl is more likely to have balance issues resulting in some crazy rodeo-esque sex sessions.

That, plus he cries for his mother *during* sex.