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Leveling is hard work, damnit!
BLEHHHH
FIRST!
congratulations!!!! you are not second in commenting…you win this solid gold roll of toilet paper…
Between WoW and Suicide Girls, it’s a wonder I get any work done at all!
thats why i gave you the solid gold toilet paper award. because dangit, i give a crap!! (so you get payed to play all day?)
That’s one expensive crap.
It’s expensive but worth it
DING
Level 70 Achievement!
The new expansion (released last month) makes the max level 80, actually. But yeah, I have a friend who’s a WoW addict. I’ll have to show this to him.
Bedlam has room to grow.
gogogo!
ding 50
wooot
Noob.
Good point.
Level 80 Achievement bitch
WotL for $40.00?!? It’s $60.00 right now where I live. Damn it!
hahaha i got it for 25 bitch!?!?!
hell yeah it is!
ARE YOU KIDDING? i have an 80 and a 66 and a 44
If they had a bunch of boxes that said “FailBlog Commenting”, that would be just as appropriate!
That’s generally true scotteh, but there is a fair amount of creativity to appreciate here. My inner nerd is more productive and happier for finding this place.
Roger that.
And since learning about failures allow us to avoid them, and commenting about them leaves us less time to fail, this is a productivity win!
Hee! I love hanging out here.
*hugs all Failblog friends*
*gooses the Admiral’s inner nerd*
wow, that sounds sexy… do I need to get my filthy overcoat to watch this?
?????????
wut ’bout me
?????????
I almost feel sadness for mean people. The friendships they witness must tear at their souls.
I do feel sadness for them. I expect they find their own company just as intolerable as others do…can you imagine such an existence?
To make it to failblog does the fail have to be a free-will fail? I wonder if there is a non-free-will failblog which just has horrible videos of innocent people being hit by cars, plane crashing etc.
It’s called the evening news.
Comment win.
Mainly bullets…
Actually, commenting on failures take time away from doing something productive. As a result, you thinking this is a productivity win is a failure in itself and should be put on the website.
Actually it’s even beyond that. I’ve found that a lot of people here actually have thoughtful, truly funny comments! Way above the normal VERY low intelligence level I find in most places on the internets. People here can actually THINK! And even deal with trolls/insults/etc in a creative, non-aggressive, humorous manner. It is quite a collection of people! I feel quite good in here.
It’s kind of sad we have to scour the globe just to find a handful of people to relate to. *wallows in self pity*
Wallow in it until your fingers get all pruney.
Don’t wallow too much, the self pity will stick to you like discarded chewing gum on a hot summers day that you just happen to step on, self pity will become your existence and you caant get the crap off even with a stick, lol.
Have you ever bathed in the tears of self pity? It’s quite an experience!
*starts to sob*
*gets the bukkit to collect tears*
Great, just what I need, salty pudding. *retches*
What the hell are you guys all crying about??
We FOUND each other, didn’t we?
*gives Mookie a cookie*
Completely off topic… Im still amazed that the “oo” in mookie is pronounced differently than it is in cookie. English: The Language Logic left behind!
It is? How is it pronounced?
I’ve always thought of it as moo kee.
Dragonwriter!
*wipes face*
I’m not crying… Just something in my eye…
I know…there, there…
*gives ja fail a hankie*
Oh great! Now theres pudding, tears and ewwww in the bukkit!
*goes to find a new bukkit*
NOT THAT ONE!!
That’s the one fluffy puked in when she saw Tom Cruise in the closet!
Has Tom Cruise come out of the closet?
uhhhh… did I not clean that one out? Sorry…
Cant say that I have, I have bathed in glory, bathed in the love of friendship and bathed naked in a fountain in town square where I lived after a 12 pack, 10 shots of Tequilla, but thats a whole different story there.
Feel free to go on with your story. We have time and the photos.
hehe… please, go on… and we’re not asking about the glory or love of friendship baths.
I bet it’s very salty, too.
or dog poo!
first!!
Yes.
About as productive as masterbation…
also about as productive as reading the dictionary….. ^^
I see what you did there…
You mean the dicitionary?
Hehe whoops. Spelled that wrong there didn’t I? Eh, what can I say. Working overnights, getting off work and then coming home to read failblog. Brain went out the window somewhere along the way.
*masterbates*
Jack,
I guess that I should let you know that I’ve been reading FAIL Blog for a few weeks now. I’m very disappointed in you, Jack! I raised you better and hope you would not be a complete Jerk Off like your father.
Sadly, Mom
*ROFL*
Better to be a complete jerk off than an incomplete jerk off…
wouldnt that be only a half a$$ job???
A half handjob.
Is that like half a potato?
I only want to start playing WoW in 2050, after I retire. That’s when all my years of productivity finally get behind me.
Probably LESS productive than masterbation.
At least masturbation is free.
Well, for some people. Others have to pay for batteries. But batteries are still cheaper than WoW.
i think i detect a hint of jealousy…
I’m jealous! But then again I wouldn’t want huge forearms (sp?) like my friend…
lol!
cant do both?
But without the payoff?
lol!
yee haw
for reals, and at least they only have 2 expansions. Look at guild wars >.> it’s like a new expansion comes out every month
You should try it out, it’s a real fun game and not everyone is addicted to it ;P
Guildwars has four expansions, that’s not much more than two. And it’s certainly not one every month. It’s fun, but I’m not wild about it.
*Ahem* Guild Wars has three standalone chapters, and one expansion. Their goal was a new chapter every six months, and they hit that goal only once.
Speak for yourself. I’ve been playing since April and I used to get very little done, now I get NOTHING done. Gotta farm for my epic flyer.
I feel your pain.
Rather, I did, and I feel it now because I can’t seem to get 77 fast enough. >>
I also feel your pain. I started in Oct. and got to lvl 60 pretty fast, but now it’s become a slow, painful grind. I’m at 62 and it’s like I’m stuck there. I’m running around doing quests and getting my butt kicked by mobs but that damn xp bar doesn’t move!
Guild Wars is nearly as addictive. The best part though is you don’t have to pay a monthly fee to play the game you already bought.
WOW is a scam.
Yea, cause why would you want to pay the devs to maintain the game and keep coming up with new content…I hate when they do that.
The problem with a subscription model is that if you stop subscribing, you no longer get to play the game. Never mind that you’ve paid one-time fees for each commercial release, plus years of monthly subscription fees. Stop paying, goodbye.
ArenaNet’s model is far superior, in that players can purchase chapters at their own pace. And once a player has purchased one chapter, that player can play with no additional charges until the day the servers shut down. If a player chooses to buy every release on the day it comes out, he may end up paying a similar amount as the WoW subscriber initially. But the GW player can set the pace at which he decides he wants to acquire new available content, and can play his already purchased content all he likes.
It’s kind of awful that game companies like Blizzard can convince players to pay subscription fees. But hey, if you’ve got money to throw away, be my guest.
Oh, wait, this is FAIL Blog? *masturbates*
I know right??? That $15 a month is killing my budget.
BTW you know you can go blind that way right?
I know right??? That $15 a month is killing my budget.
BTW you know you can go blind that way right?
Apparently it makes you double post too…
How did you multipost with a 2 minute gap?
I have no idea! Guess I’m just speshul that way.
Show us your special face!
The Wow is a lie.
quantity > quality
totally
/facepalm
*Cough* Everquest 14 expansions…
and still worse than WoW.
Well since the economy is going down…
…levels are going up.
i’m sorry, who says warcraft is not productive?
like, i don’t do gaming or anything, but still. if we didn’t have warcraft we wouldn’t have south parks make love not warcraft.
PRODUCTIVITY WIN
Wow. You’re stretching that one.
I know. That’s like trickle-down economics.
That’s not economics, that’s incontinence.
Depends on how you look at it.
The R. Kelly stimulus package, so to speak.
*snork*
I GET IT!
CONGRATS U WIN A PIZZA-ON-YOUR-FACE
I accidently the pizza D:
Once I accidentally all of Outland.
I accidentally the Crossroads.
I accidentally all of Kara
Jeez people! Get it right: “accidenty” is correct.
Good on you! I only accidentally part of Kara but then we, you know?
(have to admit I /follow-ed the second half, though)
can you conjure us up some more food for thought?
*conjures food*
*thinks*
there you go, food for thought! oops, i accidenty the thought!
is it a sheet metal pizza?
This really good looking woman at work caught some of us IT geeks talking about World of Warcraft. She looked at me and said “I never thought you’d get a WoW chubby…” Ouch… I have no production in several areas of my life now…. WoW, women, sperm production… and I’m almost out of the meds. …
eating lunch alone might ease the pain
Or finally defeating the Goblin King.
Are you making fun of David Bowe? Because that was the best movie eva, and it is not gay whatsoever to be a 27 year old man and know all the words to “Magic Dance”.
*eyes moomin suspiciously*
Me? Never!
*Produces potato ominously*
You have no power over me!
*makes potato dance around hands like Bowie does with the crystal ball*
*curses his slow moomin mind under his breath*
*makes it through the maze*
*SQUEEZES the moomin!*
*takes a pinch of fairy dust and disappears*
You have thirteen hours in which to solve the labyrinth, or your baby brother becomes one of us… forever.
.
.
.
such a pity.
.
You only know “Magic Dance”?!
I once had a sugar glider named Ludo.
Best movie EVAR!!!
*takes a pinch of snuff and sneezes*
Ha! Well played, Moomin. You have earned my trust.
Thankyou kindly! It is a quality film, you have good taste.
OMG! I wasn’t gonna post here, I just like to read them, but this is referencing WoW and Labyrinth, you guys are my heroes!!!
Super POWN FTW!! Zug Zug!
You remind me of the babe.
What babe?
The babe with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who do?
YOU DO.
Do what???
Remind me of the babe.
*reminds ErickB of babe*
there you go, all done!
Everybody is allowed a vice. Some it’s videogames, some its social drinking, some it’s exploratory sex, and some still like hanging curtains in the nude while strategically falling onto tubers. The trick is to not let it become your life. Everything in moderation, including moderation.
*replaces “a vice” with “a moderate number of vices”*
..wait… drinking is a vice? Damn!
..wait… exploratory sex is a vice??
..wait… hanging curtains in the nude with a potato on the table is a vice?
I am often saved from exclusive addiction to a single vice by the possession of others.
What about playing video games while drinking and engaging in exploratory sex?
Is that a vice?
No. That’s just impressive multitasking.
No that’s called “running heroics”
LF1M for prom, pst
Better bring a healer
I have two vises. One is a wood vise and the other is for metal.
Surely if you have all vices to excess you’ll still maintain a balanced lifestyle? Just the possibility it’s a short one.
*tilts head back and begins to snore*
*claps hands together twice* WAKE UP! Be productive!
The beatings will continue until moral and productivity improves
*shakes head*
Huh? Where am I? Oh, failblog. I wonder how I passed out like that. I remember scrolling to the top of the page… I looked at this fai…
*begins to snore again*
Hey ja, wake up. You’re talking in your sleep again.
*pulls out sheet from under ja, like the table cloth magic trick*
TA-DA!
*jumps up*
What the hell?? I fell asleep again?? What is this freaking fail?
*puts on glasses*
Let’s see here. World of War *thump*
*ZZZzzzzz*
It’s weird how he types what he’s doing even while sleeping.
Sleep typing is actually quite a normal thing.
*snore*
Yes, I would like fries.
*snore*
See you at the pool…
*snore*
Does that excuse hold up in court? Pedophiles could have found a loophole…
Why don’t you take a seat over there.
*snore*
pickled beets…
*snore*
no thanks you, I drive a manual…
*snore*
momma said knock you out…
*snore*
You should watch “The Science of Sleep”
Seamonkey stole my money
I accidenty the whole afternoon World of Warcraft
I accidentally the whole day World of Warcraft webcomics.
Nobody made a comment about the chinese gold-farming?
You did.
Paid farming sucks (unless you’re a real farmer. Then non-paid farming would suck)! I hate how you can be booted for allowing someone to have access to your account yet Trade Chat is full of SPAM. HATE SPAMMERS!
Bloody Vikings.
Ni Hao?
I can’t count how many times I’ve almost bought that time-sucker–but the time-warp would have had the DNR out at my place in a week.
Irony WIN!
Hey, I’ve been there!
World of Warcraft is an Epoch FAIL in the first place. Try The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. It is slightly cheaper and has “DON’T PANIC” written in large, friendly letters on the front. Oh, and i helped write it.
–Best digital book on Ursa Minor! (review from Zaphod Beeblebrox)–
Advertising fail?
Agreed
If your sole objective is to die from dehydration then I guess it’s fairly productive.
I prefer Morrowind, as I know I’m the only loser playing
Actually, this is a quite valid way to sell WoW.
We do it at GameStop… it’s so that you get addicted to the actual game, and you’ll notice after the first day that half the people you encounter have the Lich King expansion pack – new things to do, new items… because you’ve become addicted, you want it now too and will pay whatever you need to to get it.
Plus the 19.99 WoW card has to be renewed every year.
Lol every year? I wish!
I just got expansion the day it came out to wait in line with all the single guys… yah and I stood in line between two married couples… I was even wearing make-up and a bewb shirt!
OMG, this is too funny, we have a contest here at work for certain things, we meet those things and we get recognition prizes, mine was a WOW shirt, WOW battelchest including the 2 first expansion packs and the strategy guides, I have never played WOW since it came out. just found it funny.
Since I work at Blizzard, I’m calling this a productivity win.
BUY MORE WOW.
*raises hand* guilty as charged for playing online games in the office. Well, the boss doesn’t mind me playing.
Yes I do mind. Now quit screwing off on failblog and get back to work!
Sir, yes sir!
FRED MEYER FAIL!
I actually manage of the Fred Meyer electronics departments, so I noticed this right away. Thanks for noticing what a great job we do at merchandising our software!
PRODUCTIVITY WIN!
What a bold advertising strategy!
Nobody’s even mentioned the Barrens Chat?
Oh hush and go find Mankrik’s wife.
Why, is Chuck Norris listening in?
Warcrack is productive if you live in China…
>.>
<,<
*hides*
My deathknight can beat up your deathknight.
Do we care? My deathnight has the +17 gauntlets of irony and can totally pwn any other deathnoght using nothing but a wellplaced potato. When fighting Dan Quayle I usually use my potatoe.
Does Dan Quayle play WoW?
Last?
Noop.
*grin*
I dont understand this fail..
U fail
I don’t either.
If you could call gold farming or grinding productivity, then this would be a win.
But, it doesn’t really amount to anything in real life, except $15 you’ve gotta pay every month to play.
Win if you are trying to get your Lvl 72 Orc Warrior to 80. Just about 15 million more XP to go
I don’t get it…
I gotta say I feel WAY more productive at work the morning after I’ve spent the entire evening bashing the f**k out of orcs with my mace.
Man me and my friend saw this at fred meyer. I sort of wonder if it’s the same fred meyer. But we didn’t have a camera at the time.
Was it the cornelius pass one?
This is a win…
No this one was at burlington, wa
Forgot to say. we that and one that had educational and it had call of duty under it along with fallout (I believe)
THATS MAI GAME!!! BTW IM KATERMAN lvl 73 MAGE ON PERENOLDE
WTF do they mean no productivity
I learn to manage resources
well,. wow doesnt suck as much as bullet,. they canneled a concert in denmark few days ago :S
HOW IS THIS A FAIL
WoW isn’t productive? dang… I guess i need to stop using it to feign produtctivenes…
I don’t get it. Were’s the fail?
First!
I dont get it!
lolz productivity is stuff to help you work….this doesn’t help…..or does is
i honestly do not get what they are trying to say here
this looks like the exact same picture I took at the Vancouver, WA K-Mart
how is that a fail…..and i play wow it is awsome !!!!!!!!
haha NOOBS i’ve downloaded all of this from Piratebay and it works perfectly.
i think
Spend 80 on the game = Fail
Download it and just pay the actual monthly fee = Win
Play on retail for free like me = Epi win!
i play wow and stuff but i dont get it!!!!!111
I remember seeing this at a best buy in Boston
???? It requires all 3 to play…????
I cant even ding level31
And there is way to many ne hunts
STOP PLAYING AS NE HUNTS
AND I CANT PICK A CLASS I KEEP SWITCHIN
Umm…am thinkin’ that’s why you aren’t leveling!
i do have mount though someone in my guild gave me money… never payed him bak though just dont have the time to lvl and make money at the same time
This is bullshit world of warcraft is the fucking best game ever so go fuck urself
Yes it’s the best. Fail blog taking the miky out of it is like tacking the micky out of over 1000000 player
Lol this is not fail you idiot!
This is not a fail.
World of Warcraft is the foundation for any chinese IT company :p
is it fail because its world of warcrap? Cause that crap is really crappy crap… C-RAP!
WoW FTW! WoW make you lose weight (you forget to eat cus ur too busy raiding ^.^), make friends (even if those friends are hawt female night elves who strip on top of the mailbox), its 15$s a month, but that is offset by the fact that you no longer have to buy presents for all your jerk (used to be) friends who think your addicted and need help. Plus did i mention HAWT FEMALE NIGHT ELVES!?!
i still don’t get this pic … call me a retard if u want
i just want to know
retard
more like a win
It is more like a win
very unproductive, IMO.