Comments on: Campaign Poster Fail

By: nathan

nathan — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 00:52:45 +0000

LOSER

By: nathan

nathan — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 00:52:15 +0000

LOSE

By: nathan

nathan — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 00:51:46 +0000

LOSS

By: attorneys

attorneys — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 01:12:15 +0000

he didn’t win…

By: darkvampiria

darkvampiria — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 17:33:32 +0000

Eng means in dutch: scary. XD

By: phoenix mattress

phoenix mattress — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 01:39:45 +0000

time for a name change?

By: zomgWoW

zomgWoW — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:16:00 +0000

That “banner” is actually called a title block, and by law must exist on all engineering documents.

P.S.

Stalker is a pos and needs to quit at CSES

By: knuti

knuti — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 09:43:21 +0000

Sarpsborg!
(moss is a city in norway)
VOSS

By: strummer

strummer — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 01:05:37 +0000

I go to school with the guy. This year’s campaign posters are funnier. He plays up his name well.

By: adam

adam — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 22:44:04 +0000

Bamboo beaker!

PS. KISS

By: khalza

khalza — Sun, 18 Jan 2009 12:37:58 +0000

Combo breaker!

By: Blurry

Blurry — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 18:24:48 +0000

to their defence the marketer did blur the “S” a little

By: Aniket

Aniket — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 05:24:39 +0000

MOSS

By: superhappy

superhappy — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:55:08 +0000

Am I the only one who thinks Mr Stalker looks a lot like one of the reaction guys?

By: fukin nerd

fukin nerd — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 03:18:34 +0000

not if it’s pild chorn!

By: fukin nerd

fukin nerd — Fri, 26 Dec 2008 02:59:35 +0000

what?

By: Drew

Drew — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 02:07:03 +0000

MISS

By: mssl

mssl — Wed, 24 Dec 2008 01:59:42 +0000

yea i really will trust a stalker

By: Shateon

Shateon — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 05:47:20 +0000

Stalker’s his last name, Rob’s his first. It’s simple, fail-less (unfortunately), and I have no more to say about it.

By: Keera is a vampire!

Keera is a vampire! — Sun, 21 Dec 2008 04:41:07 +0000

“They’re coming to take me away!” xDD

By: Kev007

Kev007 — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 13:45:19 +0000

DISS

By: Gladiator763

Gladiator763 — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 01:45:50 +0000

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…

By: Divided by zero

Divided by zero — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 01:26:13 +0000

*whimper* Did I forget to mention that I’m Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobic?…GAAAAAHHHH1!!!!!!!!!!X’O

By: Divided by zero

Divided by zero — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 01:23:12 +0000

But busting balls is exciting for adults!

By: Divided by zero

Divided by zero — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 01:20:04 +0000

You people?\:|

By: Divided by zero

Divided by zero — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 01:17:42 +0000

Dude, seriously, stop seeing at his bobs. I’m serious.:|

By: Divided by zero

Divided by zero — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 01:14:33 +0000

Four rights also make forward (or up, depending on which plane you are).

By: durr

durr — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 15:35:09 +0000

it still makes it funny, it just makes you sound less like an idiot.

By: Patrick Bateman

Patrick Bateman — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:55:36 +0000

No, it can’t be a joke, it must be an epic fail lulz lulz lulz

By: Patrick Bateman

Patrick Bateman — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:55:06 +0000

I know, these people are morons.

By: Tony

Tony — Sat, 13 Dec 2008 01:37:47 +0000

It was his first-year rep campaign poster from last year.

By: LOLNO

LOLNO — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 21:40:02 +0000

PISS

By: Ed Stalker

Ed Stalker — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 12:50:19 +0000

The name on my birth certificate is Stalker.
Hey, amazing how many dipsticks think they can come up with a comment on the name “Stalker” and get any reaction from me.
My reply is “Dude, I’ve been named Stalker for FIFTY ONE YEARS. Could ya maybe come up with some name joke I haven’t heard about a THOUSAND times already, fer chrissakes!.”
and I still have the EPIC WIN for this game.
“Are you really a Stalker?”
I whip out my ID card and point out that “Not only am I a STALKER, I am a MAJOR STALKER. See? It says so right here on my Government ID card. You might meet a lotta wannabess and fakes, but I am MAJOR STALKER and the US Air Force says so.”
That usually ends the stupid jokes stone cold dead.
I’ve got about another five minutes of riffing on all the name jokes, if I need to, but most folks give up at that point….

And it’s funny – lot of folks with our family name are either Engineers or Medical Careers – go figure.

By: tephster

tephster — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 11:23:28 +0000

I concur….Something about the shadows and the perspective.

By: M

Fri, 12 Dec 2008 03:50:34 +0000

I know this guy, it’s his last name and he did it as a joke. And of course he won.

By: Gladiator763

Gladiator763 — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:41:02 +0000

Take out Food: You FAIL. Song title FAIL. It’s “Every Breath You Take.”

Personally, I like the reworked version, where, at the end, Sting says, “Drinking beer…”

By: Gladiator763

Gladiator763 — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 02:39:21 +0000

And five rights makes the First Amendment! (Freedom of speech, freedom of religion, freedom of the press, right to petition, right to peaceably assemble)

By: uh

uh — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:14:14 +0000

No worries, I was just about to call her anyway, I’ll fill her in.

By: titaniumspork19

titaniumspork19 — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:06:13 +0000

Is that anywhere near Broomrape and Smoketree?

By: Duke

Duke — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 23:29:22 +0000

You also fail. This wasn’t his poster from the VP external campaign, although he does now have that position.

By: Missy

Missy — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 21:40:51 +0000

Hey, I’d vote for him (Y)

By: Satchfan15

Satchfan15 — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 14:21:19 +0000

For some reason this pic looks PhotoShopped to me…

By: Bendynachos

Bendynachos — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 04:57:18 +0000

2nd year Electrical. Welcome to what I call “the CU Crew.” I know it’s lame, but I’m an engineer, not a poet.

By: Bendynachos

Bendynachos — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 04:56:25 +0000

Exactly.

By: Ryannon

Ryannon — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 03:39:26 +0000

I dated a guy that had a cousin who had a sister that worked at KFC and brought sporks home on a regular basis. I think she knows you.

By: Ryannon

Ryannon — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 03:37:56 +0000

Combine that with your small penis and I would put money on the fact that you juice.

By: Ryannon

Ryannon — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 03:31:23 +0000

You have just arrived at the intersection of Bumf*ck Lane and You Got A Perty Mouth Drive.

By: Hell Hath No Fury

Hell Hath No Fury — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 03:28:53 +0000

I haven’t even sent any gifts out yet! Don’t blame that on me lol

By: Headphones Boy

Headphones Boy — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:13:27 +0000

Just a quick FYI, that kid’s real name is Rob Stalker. He was running for VP External for Carleton Student Engineering Society and that was one of his ads.

Needless to say, he is now VP External of CSES. You can vist his blog here.

http://cses-external.blogspot.com/

By: Siaarn

Siaarn — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 00:59:52 +0000

He looks like Sylar.