Comments on: Resort Fail http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Wed, 17 Mar 2010 07:41:56 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: The Spiderman games http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-753146 The Spiderman games Fri, 15 Jan 2010 20:54:26 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-753146 This is a good one :) This is a good one :)

]]> By: earthboundmisfit http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-662044 earthboundmisfit Mon, 02 Nov 2009 00:27:47 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-662044 hahahaha. that place is near where i lived a few years ago. i nearly wrecked my car the first time i saw that sign! hahahaha. that place is near where i lived a few years ago. i nearly wrecked my car the first time i saw that sign!

]]> By: Interneta pieslēgums http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-632723 Interneta pieslēgums Thu, 08 Oct 2009 06:23:16 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-632723 ahaha LOL ahaha LOL

]]> By: Radu http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-547404 Radu Mon, 03 Aug 2009 16:22:48 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-547404 tempting tempting

]]> By: moefoe http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-480126 moefoe Fri, 19 Jun 2009 18:23:10 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-480126 it is actually a minnow in a shot glass -- you shoot the minnow, you keep the glass! it is actually a minnow in a shot glass — you shoot the minnow, you keep the glass!

]]> By: Jonny http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-444357 Jonny Sat, 30 May 2009 22:30:08 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-444357 I've been there lol!!!!! It's a small world after all.... I’ve been there lol!!!!!

It’s a small world after all….

]]> By: AlDeezy http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-417975 AlDeezy Wed, 13 May 2009 12:22:21 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-417975 That's what she said. That’s what she said.

]]> By: dukethepcdr http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-407382 dukethepcdr Wed, 06 May 2009 17:17:00 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-407382 What i'm more interested in is the "minnow shot" below the store name. I hope it is "minnow" in size and that there isn't really a small fish in their drink shots. Grosss. What i’m more interested in is the “minnow shot” below the store name. I hope it is “minnow” in size and that there isn’t really a small fish in their drink shots. Grosss.

]]> By: Violet http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-401811 Violet Sun, 03 May 2009 14:26:44 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-401811 I love you. I love you.

]]> By: redneck http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-385454 redneck Wed, 22 Apr 2009 14:57:15 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-385454 I have been there!!! The have a new sign with color, looks much better. its near Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri I have been there!!! The have a new sign with color, looks much better. its near Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri

]]> By: jewishkid http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-348749 jewishkid Tue, 31 Mar 2009 00:10:28 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-348749 my dad knows the dude who owns this place. he changed the name real quick my dad knows the dude who owns this place. he changed the name real quick

]]> By: Totallycool http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-342468 Totallycool Fri, 27 Mar 2009 00:40:01 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-342468 OMG I've seen that! It's in MO. OMG I’ve seen that! It’s in MO.

]]> By: TiNA http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-339878 TiNA Wed, 25 Mar 2009 18:40:12 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-339878 lmao haha wow where is this place? lmao haha wow where is this place?

]]> By: Wesso http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-328390 Wesso Wed, 18 Mar 2009 07:08:04 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-328390 I used to live close to this place. HAHAHAHA I used to live close to this place. HAHAHAHA

]]> By: medz88 http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-299343 medz88 Thu, 26 Feb 2009 05:07:38 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-299343 big dick's fully in now big dick’s fully in now

]]> By: Wicked Asshole http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-291363 Wicked Asshole Thu, 19 Feb 2009 22:09:28 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-291363 ... what is a winnow shot? … what is a winnow shot?

]]> By: CovertRipper12 http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-270396 CovertRipper12 Tue, 03 Feb 2009 20:36:30 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-270396 haha omg lol haha omg lol

]]> By: Thoraxepi http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-241086 Thoraxepi Tue, 13 Jan 2009 00:07:00 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-241086 Not always true. Something makes the borders of text blurry Not always true. Something makes the borders of text blurry

]]> By: Thoraxepi http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-241082 Thoraxepi Mon, 12 Jan 2009 23:59:40 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-241082 It looks photoshopped. The ruler is way too straight It looks photoshopped. The ruler is way too straight

]]> By: --~~-- http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-240416 --~~-- Mon, 12 Jan 2009 15:33:00 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-240416 Big Dick FTW! Big Dick FTW!

]]> By: Adam http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-239709 Adam Sun, 11 Jan 2009 22:56:11 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-239709 Actually the reason it is called Halfway-inn Is because It is located at the 47.5 mile marker At the Lake of the Ozarks(I live a few miles away) And the lake is 95 miles long so Halfway stands for it being halfway down the lake, or halfway up the lake. Not sure on the "big dicks" part but I think the original owners name was Dick(aka Richard) Actually the reason it is called Halfway-inn Is because It is located at the 47.5 mile marker At the Lake of the Ozarks(I live a few miles away) And the lake is 95 miles long so Halfway stands for it being halfway down the lake, or halfway up the lake. Not sure on the “big dicks” part but I think the original owners name was Dick(aka Richard)

]]> By: Michelle http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-230564 Michelle Mon, 05 Jan 2009 07:49:27 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-230564 Best fail I think I've ever seen. Best fail I think I’ve ever seen.

]]> By: urbanrain http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-226788 urbanrain Thu, 01 Jan 2009 23:37:42 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-226788 It's in Missouri. Huckleberry Fin, anyone? It’s in Missouri. Huckleberry Fin, anyone?

]]> By: Vrael http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-223899 Vrael Tue, 30 Dec 2008 07:59:53 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-223899 ...this has got to be photo shopped. guys, can't you see the pixels? …this has got to be photo shopped. guys, can’t you see the pixels?

]]> By: Willislite http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-208917 Willislite Tue, 16 Dec 2008 05:17:30 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-208917 It doesn't have to be in progress. Couldn't the dick just be sitting there? It doesn’t have to be in progress. Couldn’t the dick just be sitting there?

]]> By: Sarah http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-208780 Sarah Tue, 16 Dec 2008 02:29:36 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-208780 haha I've actually been here! It's in the Ozarks, MO. I shot the minnow so in honor of it I bought a shirt from the gift shop that said "I can't believe I stuck that icky thing in my mouth" on the front and the back said "I shot the minnow" haha I’ve actually been here! It’s in the Ozarks, MO. I shot the minnow so in honor of it I bought a shirt from the gift shop that said “I can’t believe I stuck that icky thing in my mouth” on the front and the back said “I shot the minnow”

]]> By: gamma475 http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-208119 gamma475 Mon, 15 Dec 2008 17:49:55 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-208119 Haha, I've seen that sign. It's in my state. Haha, I’ve seen that sign. It’s in my state.

]]> By: Escape From Missourah http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-207618 Escape From Missourah Mon, 15 Dec 2008 06:52:45 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-207618 Once I saw this was in Missourah, I suddenly understood why no one had noticed the pun. Once I saw this was in Missourah, I suddenly understood why no one had noticed the pun.

]]> By: dancehavoc http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-207053 dancehavoc Sun, 14 Dec 2008 18:23:23 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-207053 I prefer mighty trees over dead parrots. I prefer mighty trees over dead parrots.

]]> By: K.1 http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-206134 K.1 Sat, 13 Dec 2008 17:07:09 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-206134 On the way down to Lake of the Ozarks, my buddies and I saw this very sign. I scrambled to try to take a picture of it, as it's painfully hilarious, but I missed my window as we drove by. Thank you, Failblog, for taking the picture for me! On the way down to Lake of the Ozarks, my buddies and I saw this very sign. I scrambled to try to take a picture of it, as it’s painfully hilarious, but I missed my window as we drove by. Thank you, Failblog, for taking the picture for me!

]]> By: ObiWanEsquigi http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-206127 ObiWanEsquigi Sat, 13 Dec 2008 16:54:53 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-206127 where!? Where can i find this place.... ? where!? Where can i find this place…. ?

]]> By: Patrick Bateman http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-205690 Patrick Bateman Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:58:26 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-205690 No no, it's an hilarious fail, what are you talking about? Anyone who deliberately makes a pun is actually too stupid to get their own joke and is failing. Apparently. Man, this site used to be funny. No no, it’s an hilarious fail, what are you talking about? Anyone who deliberately makes a pun is actually too stupid to get their own joke and is failing. Apparently. Man, this site used to be funny.

]]> By: Sam http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-205393 Sam Fri, 12 Dec 2008 22:18:36 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-205393 So have I. Its hella tight. Unlike your woman, she went in and came out a new person. So have I. Its hella tight. Unlike your woman, she went in and came out a new person.

]]> By: Kelsey http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-203579 Kelsey Fri, 12 Dec 2008 00:28:51 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-203579 OMG OMG OMG I HAVE BEEN HERE!!!!!!!!!! the easiest way to get there is by boat, they have shots with minnows, and if you do it you get a shot glass that says "i shot the minnow" and i have a shirt from there that says I <3 Big dicks! not too far is a sports bar called peckers. lake of the ozarks!! OMG OMG OMG I HAVE BEEN HERE!!!!!!!!!! the easiest way to get there is by boat, they have shots with minnows, and if you do it you get a shot glass that says “i shot the minnow” and i have a shirt from there that says I <3 Big dicks!

not too far is a sports bar called peckers.

lake of the ozarks!!

]]> By: yofo http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-202980 yofo Thu, 11 Dec 2008 18:00:33 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-202980 Sounds more like a progress report!!! Sounds more like a progress report!!!

]]> By: -R- http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-202421 -R- Thu, 11 Dec 2008 11:51:41 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-202421 That's what she said! That’s what she said!

]]> By: AJH http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-202220 AJH Thu, 11 Dec 2008 04:39:41 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-202220 My lakehouse is down the street from this place. It used to be called the Cracker Barrel and we would go there to get candy. Now, it's a bar. Their mascot (not kidding) is a dick wearing sunglasses and swimming trunks. I first "shot the minnow" when I was 13 in a shot of Dr. Pepper. I got to keep the shot glass. You know what else is in this neighborhood? A shoe fence (a fence where people starting hanging their shoes) and a cup tree (a tree where people started nailing up coffee mugs). There's not much else to do around those parts. My lakehouse is down the street from this place. It used to be called the Cracker Barrel and we would go there to get candy. Now, it’s a bar.
Their mascot (not kidding) is a dick wearing sunglasses and swimming trunks. I first “shot the minnow” when I was 13 in a shot of Dr. Pepper. I got to keep the shot glass.

You know what else is in this neighborhood? A shoe fence (a fence where people starting hanging their shoes) and a cup tree (a tree where people started nailing up coffee mugs). There’s not much else to do around those parts.

]]> By: Scaramouche http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-202019 Scaramouche Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:12:06 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-202019 Okay, this has to be a joke. They cannot be serious. Did *no one* read it out loud and go, "Hey, wait a second..." And seriously, HOME OF THE ORIGINAL MINNOW SHOT? *REALLY*? Okay, this has to be a joke. They cannot be serious. Did *no one* read it out loud and go, “Hey, wait a second…”

And seriously, HOME OF THE ORIGINAL MINNOW SHOT? *REALLY*?

]]> By: Kansas Side http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-201737 Kansas Side Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:39:08 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-201737 This is at the Lake of the Ozarks. Been there many years, so I'm suprised it's just made it to Fail Blog. This is at the Lake of the Ozarks. Been there many years, so I’m suprised it’s just made it to Fail Blog.

]]> By: mememe http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-201646 mememe Wed, 10 Dec 2008 20:43:16 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-201646 fail that's skinny dicks halfway in fail

that’s skinny dicks halfway in

]]> By: slythwolf http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-201528 slythwolf Wed, 10 Dec 2008 19:44:28 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-201528 If you have to tell me it's big, you're lying. If you have to tell me it’s big, you’re lying.

]]> By: PC http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-201408 PC Wed, 10 Dec 2008 18:42:03 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-201408 Unless it's really huge. Unless it’s really huge.

]]> By: fail. http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-201345 fail. Wed, 10 Dec 2008 18:19:57 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-201345 laser pointers are quite small. so if the answer was "happy to see you" I would probably just laugh. laser pointers are quite small.
so if the answer was “happy to see you” I would probably just laugh.

]]> By: HitWizard http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-201045 HitWizard Wed, 10 Dec 2008 14:17:18 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-201045 A Minnow Shot!! Is that like a Money Shot? Maybe that's why it's halfway in; so they can perform the famous Minnow Shot!!! A Minnow Shot!! Is that like a Money Shot? Maybe that’s why it’s halfway in; so they can perform the famous Minnow Shot!!!

]]> By: tony http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-201023 tony Wed, 10 Dec 2008 13:53:45 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-201023 umm.. that area code is in missouri. nice try though liar. this place is in the lake of the ozarks and the name is meant to be funny so no, it's not a fail. umm.. that area code is in missouri. nice try though liar. this place is in the lake of the ozarks and the name is meant to be funny so no, it’s not a fail.

]]> By: hikari http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-200988 hikari Wed, 10 Dec 2008 13:16:10 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-200988 Puts me in mind of "Carry On Dick". Puts me in mind of “Carry On Dick”.

]]> By: loufail http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-200792 loufail Wed, 10 Dec 2008 08:27:10 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-200792 Google images is your friend (or your enemy). What should disturb you is the fact that you clicked :-) Google images is your friend (or your enemy).
What should disturb you is the fact that you clicked :-)

]]> By: Captain Awesome http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-200766 Captain Awesome Wed, 10 Dec 2008 06:44:14 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-200766 Anpu writes: That's what she said. Anpu writes: That’s what she said.

]]> By: Tara_Lee3 http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-200706 Tara_Lee3 Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:09:58 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-200706 I'm trying to figure out if this is an oral reference.... the Original Minnow Shot?! It would explain why they can only get it half way. I’m trying to figure out if this is an oral reference…. the Original Minnow Shot?!

It would explain why they can only get it half way.

]]> By: Gahanwand http://failblog.org/2008/12/09/resort-fail/#comment-200679 Gahanwand Wed, 10 Dec 2008 04:37:00 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=9315#comment-200679 Maybe that is why it is Halfway Inn....because it doesn't fit. I think this should be a WIN instead of a FAIL!!! Maybe that is why it is Halfway Inn….because it doesn’t fit.
I think this should be a WIN instead of a FAIL!!!

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