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Or is halfway out
They’re optimists.
Realists do not consider it half in or half out. It is a Big Dick in progress.
Skeptics assert it is a Big Dick in regress.
existentialists propose that big dick’s meaning lies in being simply a big dick.
Doesn’t matter what half you consider, halfway in always means the other half will get in soon…
That’s definite optimism!
Only if you push it in hard will it go all the way.
Do it doucemo.. do it very slowly.
That’s what she said.
what if it doesnt fit?
Then you must acquit…
*rolls around on the floor hyperventilating from laughter*
WIN.
good point…when i first started taking big dicks in the ass it would only fit halfway but with hard work and determination and my perpetual man-dick cravings, i can handle dozens of big dicks simultaneously. the key is to not look at the anus bleeding as a bad thing but handy lubricant because without said lube, dozens of big dicks would not be able to slide in and out at the same time
I’ve heard Rep. Barney Frank needs a new personal ass istant.
an ass ass in is twice as good
Dicks won’t fit below this level.
i’ve been to this place and i’ve done the minnow shot. it’s awesome!
So have I. Its hella tight. Unlike your woman, she went in and came out a new person.
Maybe that is why it is Halfway Inn….because it doesn’t fit.
I think this should be a WIN instead of a FAIL!!!
Unless it’s really huge.
It doesn’t have to be in progress. Couldn’t the dick just be sitting there?
Don’t dicker about semantics.
Oooh…though I’m ALWAYS up for sem-antics!
You have lingual talents; I mean that tongue-in-cheek.
A cunning linguist?
Yes please, do you have one on hand?
I find my tongue is too foolhardy; but my heart hath the
fear of Mars before it.
And also…semicolon!
*swoons*
I love you.
I’m trying to figure out if this is an oral reference…. the Original Minnow Shot?!
It would explain why they can only get it half way.
This is at the Lake of the Ozarks. Been there many years, so I’m suprised it’s just made it to Fail Blog.
Once I saw this was in Missourah, I suddenly understood why no one had noticed the pun.
Actually the reason it is called Halfway-inn Is because It is located at the 47.5 mile marker At the Lake of the Ozarks(I live a few miles away) And the lake is 95 miles long so Halfway stands for it being halfway down the lake, or halfway up the lake. Not sure on the “big dicks” part but I think the original owners name was Dick(aka Richard)
I have been there!!! The have a new sign with color, looks much better. its near Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri
Just the tip?
I don’t know if i should point this out, but, for some people, the tip isn’t really half the… nah, just kidding, hehe… *can’t do this*
“point this out”?
Point out
A verb
1 signalize, signalise, point out, call attention
Plus you don’t want to know what he used to “point” with.
probably used his laser pocket pointer, and from time to time, wonders why it burns.
is that a laser pointer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
laser pointers are quite small.
so if the answer was “happy to see you” I would probably just laugh.
more like point it in amirite
If Dick’s big enough he’s pointing it out while it’s in.
Small dicks all way in!
No, those get the “this is not an entrance” sign.
I have seen a tattoo of a woman with a 10 inch ruler on her thigh, with the phrase, “You must be at least this big to enjoy this ride”. I couldn’t find it, but I did find these gems. Click on my name.
*Actually, this is a goldmine of fail*
yikes! What were those people thinking????
You think that’s bad, click on my name to see their site, “mascot,” and their tagline: “Let Big Dick’s Satisfy You!”
Lord knows what they were thinking, but one things pretty clear: This was totally intentional…
Reminds me of Stripmall Fail.
*reminisces*
Aww I was reading the comments on Stripmall Fail, it must’ve been one of the Admiral’s first
Heee!!
Completely full of win, right from the start.
I guess I have Loz to thank for making that name stick. I originally had no intention of using it again beyond that one time. It’s curious what a little positive feedback will do.
The easiest, most true answer: they weren’t thinking, (except for the guy with the Lil’ Lawnmower on his balding head).
After some people realize that being first on blogs does not give them enough attention from the rest of the world, they start thinking on more bizarre ways to get it.
Damn. So this full-back tattoo of the Failblog logo I have isn’t my ticket to fame and fortune???
Your ticket to fame and fortune is the “lickable” tatto you have slightly below that other.
That’s not a tattoo and I hope you like potatoes.
*thwacks Ryannon*
I’m not a vicar!!
I don’t know… I kinda like the old guy with the lawn mower.. good for a chuckle, anyway. And the guy with the gun tatoo…. makes me wonder how far down it goes……..
I was amazed that the list of Monty Python quotes on d00d’s leg was labeled ‘funny letter tattoo’
*hangs head in shame*
There it is:
http://www.crainium.net/jdjArchives/CruelestTattoo.html
It looks photoshopped. The ruler is way too straight
No, there’s a Skinny Dick’s Halfway Inn in Alaska, so not them either.
lol I wonder whats at the gift shop!
minnows.
Picnic supplies of course.
Weiner’s and buns
*applauds*
Big dick’s half way in.
massive 25″ three pronged black penises with optional lawnmower attachment
Making your Christmas wishlist a bit late aren’t you?
heheheh Win!
What will you do with the 3rd prong? You should probably donate it to the less fortunate.
Believe it or not, o0omrjacko0o has 2 friends!
that’s penii
then what’s a “minnow shot”?
wrong!
…unless you actually know grammar. Are you saying that the singular should be ‘penus’?
*high-fives*
573 is a rural Missouri area code. Lord only knows what they are selling.
I wounder if there are weekly rapes aviable too.
To some people, that would be a win, actually…
Oh no, that’s in my state. I have to move now. House exchange anyone?
I know of an squirrel that is looking for a house exchange. Click on my name for full details!
That’s Not MY house Lou, it’s the temporary home of my cousin Skwerlly Joe. He lost 93% of his portfolio value on high yield “low risk” securities. He does need a roomate to share expenses.
I’ve seen this before. Is it a fail if they do it on purpose?
It is called pr0n, I hear. Do not feel ashamed.
Regarding your original question, it is a fail if they use the wrong soggy hole.
I have seen pr0n before. I am pretty sure this is a billboard. Maybe someday you’ll be able to differentiate the two and your drive to work won’t be as weird.
Maybe one day I have a car and I can drive to work.
Maybe one day you’ll have Big Dicks Halfway In!
Or Big Bertha’s halfway on.
Did you ask Santa?
It seems like Santa does not like my resume
Aww.
*hug!*
*hugs back*
It is not such a big problem, sometimes just being bad and naughty is funnier than a gift.
Geee! Santa likes everyone!
Maybe you’re just UGLY Lou?
He thinks I am ugly??? I thank he just did not approve my dirty deeds.
I am relieved.
Funny that he thinks I am ugly, click on my name to see him without the uniform and make up.
Lou, your wealth of horrible pictures disturbs me somewhat.
Google images is your friend (or your enemy).
What should disturb you is the fact that you clicked
Y’know folks, this is actually a win. The one in Alaska (Skinny Dick’s Halfway Inn) is a fail.
Innuendo win AND viral marketing win!
This is no fail.
I prefer this place over the hilton.
I prefer Hilton over Richie
I prefer Richie over Monica
I prefer Monica over Clinton
I prefer Clinton over Bush (trim up, ladies)
I prefer Bush over Shrubbery.
I prefer shrubbery over herrings.
I prefer herrings over the mightiest tree in the forest.
I prefer mighty trees over dead parrots.
While here get a jug of Smooth refreshing Dickens Cider!
Ripoff of Skinny Dick’s Halfway Inn, near Fairbanks, Alaska. Plus Skinny Dick’s sign has a better logo – 2 polar bears doing the nasty.
you are incorrect, Big Dick’s has been at the lake of the ozarks for ever
classic
That’s a win!
The website for this joint is totally appalling. I’m going to give the rest of MO the benefit of the doubt and assume they’re not all this crass.
were not. well i can say not all MO but probably a decently larger amount of missouri than most other state is this crass.
Whats the difference between a city boy and a ccountry boy???? A city boy walks up and sticks it in, a country boy sticks it in and walks up, must be in the country where this picture was taken.
It’s at Lake of the Ozarks in Missouri….totally country
Woohoooo! I so “nailed” it.
minnow shot? is that like a smaller… um face shot?
that seems rather contra(dic)tory to big dick’s.
I hope the minnow shot doesn’t involve a hypodermic needle. EEEEEK
Meh. I’ve seen bigger.
Wanna See again?
Love that flash!
*blushes* Why thank you Mookie.
Are you calling Mookie a SLUT? She is not a SLUT! She just wishes she was.
I don’t think Mookie wants to be a South Lake Union Trolley. Check your facts.
oh this is definitely an EPIC WIN
not just having a big dick, but using it well too, could the WIN be more epic?
Big Dick’s All The Way Inn
If the sign under it was the “Scream until Daddy Stops” billboard.
WIN is the perfection of the Vision if you find it half inn.. It is the Positive aspect
Cheers for it…
and if you find it half outside.. It is Rejuvenating..
Sweat some more.. just another half way to go dude..
home of the origional money shot?
oh wait… its minnow shot
Sooooooooooooooo yeah…. I cant see any innuendo coming from THIS fail….
Yes, us Canucks are far too innocent to see any innuendo from this fail…
Been there. Done that
Is it in now?
No!
Damn! It isn’t outside either!
Mmm… there were these two fellers, a-standin’ on a bridge a-goin’ to the bathroom. One feller says the water’s cold, the other feller says the water’s deep, mmhmm. Mmm, I believe one of them fellers was from Arkansas.
C’mon guys, there has got to be a Chuck Norris joke in this somewhere that is just waiting to be said.
I refuse to be the one.
Chuck Norris doesn’t do anything “halfway”?
Halfway In to Chuck Norris is somewhere around the large intestine….no matter which orifice he entered!
hehe… 69 comments
Oh Nookie…
there are no jokes… just the truth.
A) Not a fail if it’s done on purpose.
B) One of the oldest pictures on the internet.
C) Picture gave someone a laugh.
D) STILL FUNNY!
E) porkchop sandwiches
F) remember it’s only halfway in
G) Mustard -n- Biscuits
H) MMMMM HMMMMMMM
I) Mayo on white
J) not as interesting as a minnow shot
Is a minnow shot a type of money shot?
Yea, they splash it on your face…
But you have to be halfway in for it to be considered the ‘minnow shot’
WIN!!!
The owners name is Dick Gozenya
Lmao I totally know where this is
This nearly made me spray coffee over my monitor! LOL
Big Dick’s Halfway Inn? Home of the original minnow shot?
Sounds like just another guy releasing prematurely his first time having sex.
Shot a mini?
That’s Lake of the Ozarks for ya
HOW TO: Minnow Shot
1 Shot of Whiskey (Cheap Whiskey is fine)
1 Small LIVE Minnow
Drop Minnow in Whiskey
Count to 3.
Crank Head Back
Swallow Drunk Minnow & Whiskey
Get Praised for Your Prowess
Repeat
Note: Minnow may be replaced by Worms but NOT Crickets.
Then, barf in corner.
Big Bick + minnow shot = oxymoron
Hear the thundering silence? THAT’s the oxymoron.
.
.
you’re just a regular moron.
Besides from being more correct, it would’ve been funnier if you’d said that’s a contraDICKtion, anyway.
i can’t stop masturbating!
WIN!!!!
now if it said
“HOME OF THE ORIGINAL MONEY SHOT”
c’mon big dick, get your sex metaphors correct !!
Theres a ’skinny dicks halfway inn’ outside of Fairbanks, Alaska. I never thought of it as failure but absolute success.
But it is fail because then there is no excuse for only being halfway in
Yee haw must be in Red neck Central! Yee haww!
http://www.online-privacy.cz.tc
In Alaska we have a “Skinny Dick’s Halfway Inn”
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this is at the lake of the ozarks in missouri
See comment by Salty Sack above.
I kid you not, I grew up about 20 minutes from this place. As has been said, it’s at the Lake of the Ozarks in central Missouri.
That’s more than half.
Well, those rip-off mutha f@ckers. We have a Skinny Dick’s Halfway Inn up here in Alaska that has been around almost forever! P.S. Ours is funnier! Phhhbbbhhhttt! *blows raspberry*
Hey, I’ve been by that place – at the Lake of the Ozark’s Missouri!!!!!
thats what she said
This place is great; It’s supposed to be named that, with the intentions of being taken wrong.
No no, it’s an hilarious fail, what are you talking about? Anyone who deliberately makes a pun is actually too stupid to get their own joke and is failing. Apparently. Man, this site used to be funny.
Theres a place in Alaska called that i have a sweatshirt with that on it
Trust me they KNOW what it says HAHAHAHA
fail
that’s skinny dicks halfway in
This is in Alaska, it is halfway between to major cities, hence half way in. I have a friend who lives near there and has seen the sign.
umm.. that area code is in missouri. nice try though liar. this place is in the lake of the ozarks and the name is meant to be funny so no, it’s not a fail.
Anpu writes: That’s what she said.
Puts me in mind of “Carry On Dick”.
A Minnow Shot!! Is that like a Money Shot? Maybe that’s why it’s halfway in; so they can perform the famous Minnow Shot!!!
If you have to tell me it’s big, you’re lying.
Okay, this has to be a joke. They cannot be serious. Did *no one* read it out loud and go, “Hey, wait a second…”
And seriously, HOME OF THE ORIGINAL MINNOW SHOT? *REALLY*?
My lakehouse is down the street from this place. It used to be called the Cracker Barrel and we would go there to get candy. Now, it’s a bar.
Their mascot (not kidding) is a dick wearing sunglasses and swimming trunks. I first “shot the minnow” when I was 13 in a shot of Dr. Pepper. I got to keep the shot glass.
You know what else is in this neighborhood? A shoe fence (a fence where people starting hanging their shoes) and a cup tree (a tree where people started nailing up coffee mugs). There’s not much else to do around those parts.
That’s what she said!
Sounds more like a progress report!!!
OMG OMG OMG I HAVE BEEN HERE!!!!!!!!!! the easiest way to get there is by boat, they have shots with minnows, and if you do it you get a shot glass that says “i shot the minnow” and i have a shirt from there that says I <3 Big dicks!
not too far is a sports bar called peckers.
lake of the ozarks!!
where!? Where can i find this place…. ?
On the way down to Lake of the Ozarks, my buddies and I saw this very sign. I scrambled to try to take a picture of it, as it’s painfully hilarious, but I missed my window as we drove by. Thank you, Failblog, for taking the picture for me!
Haha, I’ve seen that sign. It’s in my state.
haha I’ve actually been here! It’s in the Ozarks, MO. I shot the minnow so in honor of it I bought a shirt from the gift shop that said “I can’t believe I stuck that icky thing in my mouth” on the front and the back said “I shot the minnow”
…this has got to be photo shopped. guys, can’t you see the pixels?
Not always true. Something makes the borders of text blurry
It’s in Missouri. Huckleberry Fin, anyone?
Best fail I think I’ve ever seen.
Big Dick FTW!
haha omg lol
… what is a winnow shot?
big dick’s fully in now
I used to live close to this place. HAHAHAHA
lmao haha wow where is this place?
OMG I’ve seen that! It’s in MO.
my dad knows the dude who owns this place. he changed the name real quick
What i’m more interested in is the “minnow shot” below the store name. I hope it is “minnow” in size and that there isn’t really a small fish in their drink shots. Grosss.
it is actually a minnow in a shot glass — you shoot the minnow, you keep the glass!
I’ve been there lol!!!!!
It’s a small world after all….
tempting
ahaha LOL
hahahaha. that place is near where i lived a few years ago. i nearly wrecked my car the first time i saw that sign!
This is a good one