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First
1st comment from a straight guy!
Nah. You were the second.
aw man, did £υηçhþöχ comment before me?
No, you definitely came before me… don’t worry, though, with practice and some medication, the ladies won’t notice too much.
YES! I FUCKING WON! I CAME FIRST!
I AM THE CUM-MASTER!
Tripple Fail
Just looked up the word in the dicitionary…
Way to be thorough after the fact….
I won’t read your blog.
Lol, that penguin is smart.
“dicitionary” huh?
Recognizing previous fail FAIL!
Recognizing squeeze opportunity fail!
*SQUEEZE*
*loses himself in the dicitionary*
Tribble Fail?
Dribble fail. I’ve been traveling.
Dirigible fail. Oh, the humanity!
Incorrigible…WIN!
*smooch*
Triple* fail.
Quadruple Fail – Triple has 1 p
Arguing on the internet is like the special Olympics.
Even if you win, you’re still retarded
Original fail.
And using comments from fail posters that existed over 10 years ago says what, exactly?:P
WIN
That doesn’t make sense. Arguing over the internet is like arguing
in real, just that people have to read instead of listen.
seems we have a wise guy
arguing about arguing on the internet is like the super special Olympics.
Even if you win, you’re still an ass-tronaut
so SHUT THE F–ront door!!
lawlershanks
Epic win
your fucking stupid retard master
yeah about that…
Such a tease… both you and the penguin.
test
Meh. C-.
when did you get the new icon?
Test failed fig pucker!
Hey look, I’m a huge loser who thinks it’s cool to comment on something first. Hey everyone look at me. I’m awesome. Hey, guys? Did you see that? I commented first. I just wanted to make sure everyone knew that. Because I’m super cool. And would bet slapped around like a little bitch if any of you ever met me in person.
i’ll bet $50 on the first guy
Someone needs anger management courses.
Is it me?
“(I) would bet (I’d be) slapped around like a little bitch” is what I believe is missing from that last sentence.
(Thought about brackets, but I realized they’d be taken like italics.)
Might want to rethink that moniker, Failboy…
wtf why no response
What was the question?
This is her stalker. She is being wise.
you know, ur a lose when u post somen like tht too right? not a loser, definately
Yes, yes you would be slapped around.
FIRST!!!1!
Now… I’m going to sit here patiently, and wait for you to attempt to slap me around like a bitch. However, I recommend clicking on my name first, just so you have an idea who to look for.
Aquaman is going to make you his bitch, just keep waiting. Oh, and I hear flight goggles will be in style within 6 months…
(I thought you liked being slapped around like a bitch…)
You mean…. some people don’t?
*shoots Mookie a bewildered look and shrugs*
Need some assistance?
Indeed…I think Mookie was looking for you!
not a loser…i bet youre the first guy when you get a change arent you?
TAZE!
First to suck?
*sigh*
*walks off, dejected*
Don’t fret, BFF, they are dwindling… the sterilization program is working, you just have to give it time!
programme*!
*castrates a handful of trolls*
What a eunuch idea Loz.
It takes a lot of balls to do that.
It’s not so hard when the fix is in.
still have trolls in spayed-s, though…
Loz, you have some extra, useless letters in your word. Here, let me take care of that for you…
*approaches Loz with the snippers*
(0,\\)
emo me
He seems to be collecting them.
Hey, Loz spayed a lot of money to take Fail Blog in this bold neuter-ection. Just don’t hysterecto-ME if there are any problems!
stop being so teste
*tosses back a trollful of hands*
…
Sounded cooler in my head.
OUCH!
Good thing I froze all that troll sperm.
Stop being so crotchety.
When you’re first to be a retard, at least you’re still first.
The thing about being in a rat race is even if you win, you’re still a rat.
yay?
Congratulations, I’m sure someone will give a damn someday.
TAZE
DON’T
BRO
ME
Meme fail.
FAIL
2nd
Was today a school holiday?
Everybody is just jealous I got first comment.
hay guise wuts goin on n dis thred?
WHAT IS THIS SONG PLEEEAASE?
HAHA!! the ppl in the boat are NORWEGIANS!! just like ME!!
Poor sharkie, no one wants to play with him!
Not sharks, killer whales
Do you know him personally? How can you say for certain that his name isn’t Sharkie? Until you can offer irrefutable evidence, I will maintain that his name IS Sharkie. So there!
The trial continues.
BondFan4518, Failblog News.
… umm.. someone called?
Sorry Sharkee but this one’s spelled with an “I” we love you and all but your services in this conquest are not yet required.
ok… *sighs, shrugs, turns away, hides tear*
*hugs*
*SQUEEZE*
Irrefutable evidence= it came up to breathe. Therefore, it’s not a shark. Plus, you can clearly see that it is a killer whale by the distinctive patterns.
Sorry for the trollish nit-picky comments, but it’s finals week and I seem to have lost my sense of humor temporarily.
Yes. A killer whale, named Sharkie.
WTF?
0.o
Random! You totally didn’t get it!!
*hands RandomAct the bukkit o’ pudding*
that doesnt mean his name isnt sharkie
“Do you know him personally? How can you say for certain that his name isn’t
Sharkie?”
In the first comment, you wrote “sharkie” with no capital ’s,’ which makes it a common noun. Then you deviously capitalize that ‘S’ it in the second comment and make it a proper noun “Sharkie,” to make it seem as if you were referring to the shark by a given name all along. Nice try, but…FAIL.
Not Killer Whales. Orcas. The one in the middle is named Sharkie
No… the one next to that is Sharkie. The one in the middle is Tony. He used to give lectures at FailWhale University, but due to the economic crisis, they had to let him go. Now he spends most of his time hunting penguins, but he just can’t get into it anymore. Poor Tony. Everybody give Tony a “Awwww”.
i lawled
Not a “lawwwl”, an “awwww”. Dammit, you’re just gonna drive him to drink again… and after he was doing so well at ‘Orcaholics Anoymous’ too.
‘Orcaholics Anonymous’
Damn broken laptop keyboard fail.
your keyboard fails to be broken?
Would that be a keyboard win?
No, he lost an n the first time he said anonymous. Observation fail.
orcas are killer whales.
Kevin=FAIL
Orcaholics annoy me, too.
You leave me and my Orc addiction alone!
I’d be happy to drive him, as long as he’s buying. Shame I haven’t a car.
ouch!
How can someone that lives in water be driven back to drink?
Because I said so, that’s why! Grrrrrr!
Orcas are Killer Whales. The two names refer to the same type pf dolphin. Research-Before-Comment Fail.
The same type of whale, you mean. Though dolphins and whales fall under the same family there is a distinct difference.
Dolphin. but then again all dolphins are a type of whale.
And they make tuna taste frekkin awesome.
No, whales are specifically: “marine mammals which are neither dolphins (i.e. members of the families Delphinidae or Platanistoidae) nor porpoises.”
Actually no. While dolphins and whales are part of the sub-order Odonticeti (commonly known as “toothed whales”, this sub-order also includes porpoises and all are a part of different families (including various species of whales being seperated in different families). While the definition of a whale is fairly generalized and also includes the baleen whales (sub-order Mysticeti) the oceanographic and marine biology communities consider all to be very distinct from one another.
Urg. I hate it when posted posts don’t show.
Yes dolphins are classified as a type of “toothed whale” the generalized name for them can be quite misleading. The toothed whales (sub-order Odonticeti) also include porpoises and should you even confuse a dolphin for a porpoise to an oceanographer or marine biologist they would be very quick to correct you on the matter. All are considered very distinct from one another, and despite the fact that they are part of the same order, dolphins are definately not a true whale.
Yeah, Mo’s right, orcas are actually a type of dolphin (the largest type). YhThehy They’re also all cetaceans which is probably what LD is thinking of.
Orcas are dolphins and are related to whales and porpoises. They’re all members of the order cetacea. (from cetus- large sea animal)
Actually? You’re right. O_O
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orca
And here I thought I was this big biology geek. Now I know I’m just a big geek.
Total Research Fail. A dolphin is a tropical fish. Common bottlenose
“dolphins” are actually porpoises, and therefore mammals, like whales,
however, true dolphins are fish with gills and such. hate to be a douche in my first post ever but Bio is a bitch and i just had a final in it.
Indeed. Most people don’t realize that Orcas (commonly known as killer whales) are actually part of the dolphin family.
They are obviously arthropods, not mammals or fish of any sort.
research before comment fail… research=loser
research before comment fail….research=loser
wrong fail word use fail
DOUBLE FAIL.
you all suck, an orca is not a type of dolphin, i live in nz, next to the beach, i see them every morning during summer. my father is a marine biologist. not only is an orca not a dolphin, its not a whale either. An orca is actually part of the shark family, more closely related to great whites than it is to either dolphins or whales. the fact that its a mammal is of no relevance. Sharkie is actually a shark.
And clearly the one on the left is Sharkie. The one in the middle is Maude.
It’s Tony. Read-previous-comments-before-comment fail.
Actually, it is Sharkie. You can tell by the patterns on the fins and tail. I’m not sure how I knew it — it was just a fluke.
No comment. You can talk to my lawyer.
*face-palm*
Oh, I see what you did there lol.
was it a fluke, or a trout masquerading as a fluke? ooo! look, over there!
a butterfly! *wanders off*
Oh, I see what you did there! Very clever, sirrah.
PS I lol’ed in the library.
If this is a Christopher Moore reference – you’re my hero! If not, then it should ne!
Brilliant.
Terminology win!
Zing.
pun fail.
God you guys. They are quite clearly alligators.
I think Opus is just trying to get a new job as a tour guide.
Opus Dei?
*DaVincis*
*smiles mysteriously*
*looks over his shoulder for Praetorians*
*looks over his should for Sophie Neveu*
*masturbates*
I guess the Bloom County group for Bill the Cat for Prez is shut down for another 4 years?
He was dressed for success.
A suit-able observation.
i’m no good at this…
*tux tail and runs*
That donation to the Salvation Armani paid off! He was salvaged!
Tuxedos have tails?
*facepalm*
How… how… speechless. Absolutely speechless.
you, sir, are lame
who is that coment directed to?
Himself, most likely.
How many more schizophrenics are there?
I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re ok now
Go look up schizophrenia. Then look up dissociative identity disorder.
Go look up joke. Then go look up sense of humor.
Sheesh. What’s with all the pendants today??
I’m a lonely schizophrenic. I’m friends with the Queen, all the lords and ladies and the Arsonal Football team…
Actually schizophrenia has nothing to do with multiple personalities. That would be dissociative identity disorder. Not to be nitpicky or anything, it just bugs me that the two seem to get confused all the time, and they aren’t the same. And no, I don’t have either disorder.
What disorder do you have? *consults manual*
All of me(s)?
to answer how many more schizophrenics are there? none. they’re all off taking a break.
Go Penguin! That must have been so cool to be on the boat!
He is soooo cute! I’m glad he didn’t think humans are predators.
$ emerge orca
$ emerge lifeboat
$ emerge -C orca
What’s with the -C?
Ubuntu and emerge don’t mix.
This is about gentoo.
Geez, didn’t you watch the video?
Sorry, did not look at the video until later. I needed to find some specialized equipment first (linux pc). Things were much easier when they linked directly to youtube.
Aja and gentoo don’t mix
Kubuntu for the win.
Gentoo-knowledge fail.
$emerge -C is uninstall
but he didnt remember to check for depresiancys so uninstalling orca will
cause a system malfunction
Emergen-C 9-11
They pu.pu.pu.picked up a penguin
What was th.th.th.that for?
Don’t ma.ma.ma.make fu.fu.fu.fun y.y.y.you fu.fu.fu.cker
ha.ha.ha.ha.haahah.ha.ha
Di.di.di.did yo.yo.yo.you ju.ju.ju.just ca.ca.ca.call me a f*.f*.f*.f*cker?
there were only three f*s, but yes, I believe he did.
Gr.gr.gr.grrrrr!!!
It’s just a fad from my g-g-g-g-g-generation.
I choo-choo-choose you!
I see what Ralph Wiggam did there.
B-b-b-baby you just ain’t seen n-n-n-nothin’ yet.
Sus-sussudio!
i think you’re missing a sus
*hands darbish sus*
Please please please
no more melodies
Coo Coo Cachoo Mrs. Robinson.
We’re here on our knees.
[Roger Rabbit]
P-p-p-p-p-p-please!
[/Roger Rabbit]
tha.tha.that’s all folks!
No… No, he’s not.
Sounds like th th th th they are c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cold!
ive got a g-g-g-ood brain…… you ma-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m make me haaapy..
wi-wi-wi-win
You’re giving away your age. And location.:D
What about sex? Is w00t giving away sex?
*Waits for the inevitable backlash*
Not so inevitable, hm?
*snicker*
A little lash is nice if you’re into that kind of kink.
You should talk to ErickB! :p
Where is he, anyway?
PengWIN.
See what they did there? Very clever
Oh, those friggin’ smart-asses!
Geddit? Friggin as in freezin cuz it’s freezing in there…get it? No? Shucks.
You spelled ‘gedit’ wrong.
Also, gentoo-ers probably stick to emacs or something..
Nothing wrong with ed(1).
ed is for kids. Real experts use butterflies to change the athmosphere in a way, that the cosmic rays change the hard disk to what they want. *
Of course there’s an emacs command for that.
Unfortunately, the emacs operating system lacks a good editor.
* see xkcd.com
You pronounce friggin’ like the word fridge? I always thought it was pronounced with a hard g, like “big in”.
PWND, you gay shark!
Dude, are you looking in the mirror again? What did your mother tell you about doing that?
it was actually a whale.
His mother?
Orcas are not whales. They are dolphins. The name Killer Whale is a misnomer, like Koala “bear”, which are marsupials.
I thought Orca was a boat.
A sharkin’ boat.
A superb sharkin boat.
A sunken superb sharkin boat. From the seventies.
Seriously.
nope, it’s a fabulous bike made by orbea
You all fail!
(From Wikipedia, the greatest creation since the bread-knife)
The ORCA Assault Craft, a family of fictional vertical takeoff and landing aircraft of the United Nations Global Defense Initiative in the Command & Conquer series video games
*Looks on Wkipedia again*
… wait… they do pre-sliced bread now? OMFG!!!
Where have you been?
*Rolls eyes*
*Rolls ears*
*Rolls Rick*
*Rolls Royce*
*rolls dice*
*rolls on the floor, laughing*
*Rolls over in the clover*
*Rolls coins*
*rolls fat people*
*Rolls the Bones*
(Because we’re here)
*rolls rock*
*rolls marble*
Rolls in the hay! (Preferably with Mookie!)
HAY GUYS! DIDJA SEE THIS VI-DEE-OH?
*rickrolls you all*
LT, did you just nest below this level?
*Rolls a drunk for pocket change*
*rollin’ rollin’ rollin’…keeps those dogies movin’…*
*rollaids*
Soon as three o’clock rolls around you finally lay your burden down.
*rolls a joint* Ear.
*rolls a big fat stinky* ..oh wait…
bravo!
OK… even if you Could make a Knife out of Bread; WHY?
I mean, what are you going to cut with it?
Butter. Cheese. Hummus.
Butter. then you eat it.
You could swallow knives that way!
They needed a bigger boat.
Marius…I was convinced those guys were going to be Orca food!
They belong with people who take up close pictures while feeding the cute and cuddly bears.
Oh god… reminds me of the near-Darwin where a mother was smearing honey over her kid’s face in order to get a picture of a bear licking it off…
I believe it was an old, old wooden ship used during the civil war era actually.
But yes, called Orca….or diversity
They say he carved it himself… from an even larger wooden ship!
Well, and Dolphins are Whales too. Look it up at Wikipedia.
all dolphins are a type of whale.
Please tell me you dont use wiki for a secure source of information. Intelligence fail.
Actually, both dolphins and whales are Cetaceans, and while that name means whale, true whales are very different morphologically than dolphins, so it is not accurate to say that dolphins are whales.
But still both are odontoceti (compared to mysticeti) and delphinidae.
archeoceti -> derudontidae -> kentriodontiae -> delphinidae
So what are ‘true’ dolphins??
All your whale are belong to us
dolphins ARE whales.
Mo, please calm down and check your facts. Dolphins and whales are different.
Don’t make fun of him for his sexuality and cross-species identity! As a post-op shark-to-orca, he was just trying to fit in…
You know, it might have been pretty awesome to be on a boat with a penguin, but being on a boat with a penguin who’s being chased by killer whales might be less cool o.o Really, it would have been only too easy for those whales to capsize the boat and have both the penguin and the people for dinner.
But damn, that’s a cute penguin…
But damn, that’s a cute penguin…
Word.
I agree.
If I’d been in the boat that penguin would’ve been back in the water. Sorry penguin, food chains happen.
The boat was this close [---] to become a new failboat.
okay?
but then again, i do not understand how this did not click for the people in the boat.
you hear them say “they know he’s in the boat”. um, okay. that means they also know it’s a pretty small boat, too. am missing the part where they think that the predators might just knock the boat over.
Rationality fail.
Dumb = People in a Zodiac raft surrounded by a dozen orcas, when each orca is longer than the raft & outweighs its contents by perhaps ten times.
I was wondering why the people weren’t freaked out the orcas might flip their Zodiac to get at the nummy nummy penguin and then discover the rubber boat had a meaty filling. Just because orcas are tamed at Sea World doesn’t make them tame in the wild. They’re smart, and they’re highly predatory.
You were doing so well until ‘nummy nummy’.
Are you kidding? It didn’t even get good until, “nummy nummy.”
Agreed. ‘Nummy nummy’ = win.
Nummy Nummy = fail
It’s called Nom Nom, Birdie Nom Nom.
The Orcas would be capable of capsizing the rubber dinghy, but for a tiny morsel?
In fact, consider that there are maybe three big whales going after one small bird. These whales are also probably juveniles and are probably just playing with it. Such behavior has been reported.
And in any case, there are only a handful of cases where Orcas have attacked humans and this only occurs in captivity and animal parks such as Sea World. In such cases Orcas did bite, but never ate or dismembered humans.
The people really have no reason to be “freaked out”.
Well. Orcas are also known to jump on the beach to catch their prey. A tasty meat-filled boat should be no problem.
But I think, the clothing and plastic must really taste awful and be really unhealthy for them.
Bumping an ice flow (floating object) in order to knock an animal off is not uncommon behavior for Orcas, juvenile or adult.
Swimming around in water with predator and prey is a good way to become a statistic.
If your boat was bumped and you fell into the water the threat of hypothermia would be something to consider.
Is it okay to freak out now?
I was thinking the same thing about the bumping, and remembering all those videos I’ve seen of Orcas running up on beaches to catch penguins. I kept expecting one of them to try to “run up” onto the boat to get one of them and dumping the people in the water. I don’t think the Orcas would have munched on the people but, given the temperature of the water, and the clothing the people were wearing, they’d have about 3-5 minutes before they died of hypothermia. Within a minute or two, their motor functions would be seriously impacted, so if they couldn’t get back on the boat within a couple of minutes… SOL. Hell, the initial shock of going in the water could kill them. Lucky idiots, but idiots all the same.
The passengers of said tiny raft was also Norwegian, that might have something to say. Since we’re frikkin’ awesome regarding all things related to cold! *flex* Not as good as the Inuits of course, or the Samish people (indigenous to the northern parts of Norway, Sweden, Finland and Russia), but we’re still quite awesome. *sage nod*
…
Or maybe not… >_> People have believed we got polar bears wandering down our streets. We do not. Polar bears only exist on one Norwegian island, Svalbard. Oh ye, no point to this post ^_^
Yeah, everyone should definitely stay away from nature and live their lives in polluted cities out of fear of a wild whale, who is not a threat to humans (which you would know if you actually knew about orcas). They are actually MORE dangerous in captivity and in theme parks because it is an unnatural habitat for them. Ask yourself this, why do the whales not jump on ice bergs? It’s not RATIONAL for them to do so, so they hunt in the water. Rationality fail on you, my friend.
They eat pengus. This one got away. Yay for him. This experience must have been awesome. I like Gentoos a lot =^_^=
The video itself is a fail, it sucked so bad =_=
I’ll agree it was waaay to long, but I think that it’s worth it if you skip the midle 40 seconds.
Agreed, complete waste of my time, nothing good about it at all… would have been great if the penguin pocked someone’s eye out, or if the whale jumped up in the boat too….. that would have been a win…… not this crappy video…. booooring……
I got bored with your mom last night.
this video was awesome.
Yeah, where’s the fail? I was waiting for the orcas to flip that bitch.
ummm yah… thats why the title is pengWIN, cause its a win for the penguin.. a fail for the orcas ..there, is that better? the orcas failed to eat the little flightless bird…
Attention Span Fail
Pfft. You people have no souls.
Well, yes, but i got a good price for it!
Doctor Faustus?
Test post….WTH is going on!!!!
Is anyone else having posting problems?
This sucks, I can’t post with my normal address.
*pouts*
The fail gods have cursed me.
I lost a couple of comments today. Oh well. I blame anyone who says “f*rst”.
I can’t post with my address that is linked to my avatar….weird.
My link works fine
It seems to be working for me. Maybe so much keyboard flipping confused your avatar.
Tries again…
Sees Handsome Skwerl Picture!
I think Blue2th is having an identity crisis…
dude i’d be scared to death if whales were swimming under my flail boat!!!! really that’s not even made of steel or anything!
Then I should not tell you, that they can jump on the beach to catch their prey… or on the boat.
Mmmhhh… Humans in rubber boat with penguin seasoning…
PengWin
WhaleFail
Maybe FWhale?
or wailF
No whales. Dolphail. (Or, I’d accept Killer Fwhale, but for only half the credit.)
Moot point, Reverend. I don’t think anyone cares, especially the Orcas.
That was a very happy feat of evasion.
Why is this on FailBlog?
Because every now and then we need something to soften our cold hearts and improve our faith in the world.
Who cares about the world? I come here to restore my faith in me!
But the softness makes it hurt! *cries*
I’ve heard of hearts unkind, kind deeds with coldness still returning; Alas! the gratitude of men hath often left me mourning.
I have a kind of self resides with you;
But an unkind self, that itself will leave,
To be another’s fool.
O that I thought it could be in a woman. As, if it can, I will presume in you. To feed for aye her lamp and flames of love. To keep her constancy in plight and youth, outliving beauty’s outward, with a mind that doth renew swifter than blood decays!
Agreed.
*ZZZZzzzzzzzz*
*pokes with a stick*
*Prods with potato(e)*
*Prods with application*
*Pokes with a prod*
poke 53280,0
Poke a black border? Sharkie has white center, so
poke 53280,1
poke 53281,2
to represent the bloody mess in the boat. (Not featured in vid.)
*Prods with joint*
*applies for a joint*
*mastur bates*
Poking leads to pregnancy. Especially when done with the right stick. Or so the story goes.
Poking leads to pregnancy. Especially when done with a pole, but occasionally with sticks too. Or so the story goes.
(Anyone else having problems with their posts not appearing?)
If you’ll check the heading, it says “of Owned, Pwnd and Fail Moments”. So it could just be an Owned moment, not a Fail, and still be posted.
And it’s cute. *adores the penguin*
Why has no one pointed out the real fail?
Flip-flops in the arctic regions? in a boat? WTF!??!??!
Dude… flip-flops are a fail in any situation.
The other fail is that penguins are found in Antarctic regions.
Maybe you say that, because you have ugly feet, the people around you are fat and wear those cheap plastic things, and you just are a snob.
Who knows.
I love my 70€ Italian flip-flops… Closest thing to barefoot when the ground is too hot.
But I agree, that open shoes in that region are a total fail.
Douche.
agreed on flip-flops always being a fail.
and now, after a little research, also agreed on the arctic fail. I was using it to refer to the climate. perhaps a better term to use would have been polar…
Yes.. but Orcas are found in Antartica also.
So thats not a penguinfail.
Nobody said it was a penguinfail. It was a davefail.
I’d like to see you wear your closed shoes in my tropical city…. ha ha ha. Not only will people call you a prat, but you will be very uncomfortable. And annoyed when you have to fiddle with taking your shoes off all the time to enter houses.
I don’t have to worry about that. I live in a country where summer is too warm, yet everybody wants to go to tropical island.
…
Besides, flip-flops are a fail for me personally, because I have nasty, fat, hairy feet. From the ankles down, I look like a Hobbit. It’s not a pretty sight.
It could be around the tip of Argentina or Chile, rather than the Antarctic. While still amazingly chilly, those areas don’t have quite the same subzero temperatures. And then there’s the factor of human stupidity, which I’ve observed can lead many young human males to such behavior as wearing shorts in a blizzard and flip-flops around icebergs.
Or wear flip-flops… ever.
You also get penguins in fibreglass igloos near South Africa.
I was waiting for someone to offer the penguin food, only to have the penguin peck at it and pop the raft. The true PengWIN would have been for him to then quickly swim away, leaving the whales the choice between chasing one tiny, speedy bird, or munching on a raft-load of slow moving, screaming tourists in downy wrappers.
Cute penguin. Cute, cute penguin! Cold water. Cold, cold water. Big teeth. Big, big teeth! Bad penguin. Bad, bad, evil penguin!
can we stop doing this W video thing?
-it sucks and it only plays 5% of the time … after a looong load time.
This is why jezus invented the YouTubes, to avoid the shitty video hostings.
It works fine for me. *shrug*
I agree. It screwed up pretty bad when I tried to watch it.
Yeah, the videos are just too slow for me. Even pausing and waiting for it to load does nothing.
Then get some real Internet connection.
Something between 6 and 20 Mbps is normal in first world countries.
Oh, you’re from where? …Is that in that wasteland somewhere below Canada?
I have 16 Mbps, and the video still sucks worse than a leaf blower.
And I take offence to the “wasteland somewhere below Canada”.
No… I live in the sh*thole ‘over the pond’. By comparison, the US is ‘the promised land’.
No, it’s the toxic dump island just west of France…
The video wasn’t that funny, except for the zany background music. It reminds me of the fail of the police dog that wouldn’t chase the bad guy. It wasn’t very funny, except for the totally random loony tunes music in the background.
Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens. Who did not love that show?
The song is “Hell Fire” from The Prodigy. Same group that brought you “Smack My Bitch Up” and “Firestarter”
WHALE FAIL!!! Poor whales didn’t get their dinner.
YES! Eighty-eighth comment! WOOO!
Damn… it was 93rd. Self fail.
Damn indeed.
*pats on shoulder*
*sniff*
Thanks man. I need the support in this dark time…
Wait… what did you stick on my back? *spins around to try and see it*
Nothing…
*giggles*
*kicks JamesWalker85 in the butt*
*runs away*
OW! Who was that! Grrrr!
I’ve posted here before today, and I must say this isn’t the best welcome I could have imagined.
I meant I’ve NEVER posted here before today. I was just dizzy from the spinning and the physical assault on my ass…
But not like that! You filthy cretins!
Are you, perchance, a vicar?
Believe me, it’s a much better welcome than being called a troll first thing. We’re accepting you into the community by assuming you have a sense of humor.
And on that note… *puts something else on JamesWalker85’s back* *smooches on the cheek and runs away*
*spies sign taped to James’ back*
Um….ooooookay.
*beeps James’ nose and runs away*
*snipes with airsoft from dark corner*
What is it? What does it say? *spins faster and faster*
Somebody help meeeeee!
now, I’m not necessarily saying that I would shove the penguin off the edge of the boat were I in such a situation, but if one of the zodiac’s occupants were to do such a thing, it would not only be justifiable considering the dynamics of the aforementioned survival-priority scenario, but it would provide viewers of this video with some pretty crunchy epic lulz for their viewing pleasure. just saying…
This video fails for fanboy linux dorks
You mean, they are more dorky than a guy who’s calling himself “lolx00rz” and trolls on FAILblog, because he has nothing better to do?
FIRST!
What? I couldn’t even get 88th! This website isn’t fair! I want my mommy!
You’ll have to wait your turn…
You mean you get his mommy before he does?
Why? You want my mommy too? Whatever for?
…
…
*gasps*… Daddy?
Stupid Orcas! Normally, Orcas can easily jump on the beach, eating the escaping prey. Same thing with that rubber boat.
Imaging such a giant beast, jumping over 3 meters in the air, and landing – mouth first – on that boat. It would not only eat the penguin, but also the penguin protecting humans.
I would be pretty scared, knowing that they *know* there is a nutshell full of food swimming right above them.
Everything that was possible to say about this fail had been said, so no smart-witted comment from me
Smart-ass.
Is it really a fail?
Is it really a video?
Is it really a comment?
Is it really a blog?
Is it really a penguin?
Is it really a boat?
Is it really a person recording the whole win?
Is it really a recording?
is it really put in failblog?
Is it really on the Internet?
Is it really a series of tubes?
Is it really on your computer?
Is it really not going to nest below this level?
Is this really nesting below that level?
Is this really going to nest even more?
no
Is this really necessary?
Is this really the only thing you have to do every day?
Is it really going to nest below this comment?
“Is it live? Or is it “…
AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!!!
…
Sorry. Flashback. The pronunciation of my last name is actually quite close to “Memorex”, so people were constantly quoting that commercial during my younger school days.
*twitch*
Why is it that no one cares to make a comment that pertains to the post?
You do realise that there are have been possibly 50 comments made on the video?
There’s a video?
I don’t think it is really a shark, whale, or dolphin. I’m pretty sure it is a part of the communist plot to break into my bathroom while I’m brushing my teeth and violate my anus. It just looks like an orca for camouflage.
That’s the first time I’ve heard of someone paranoid of rapist socialists.
Yeah, you think your bathroom is safe. You just wait, one of these days you’ll turn around and see an orca named sharkie, and you won’t think anything of it, until you spot the little red book in his front pocket, but it will already be too late…
LOLZ FTW.
in soviet russia penguin saves you!
I’m not sure really what kind of ‘win’ this video is. I was waiting for the penguin to get eaten, or try and get eaten and get away. It would have been much more interesting. I just like the guy that says ‘down in front’.
I guess you missed the bit (you know, the entire video) where the whales are chasing the penguin and the penguin escapes by chillin’ in the boat?
Yeah! A bunch of orcas totally PWNED by the penguin!
Pengwin FTW!
HOLY SHIT WHY WAS THE FIRST COMMENT NOT “ORCA FAILS”
BECAUSE ALOT OF PEOPLE ARE ENTICED BY THE FACT THAT THEY ARE THE FIRST PERSON TO COMMENT ON A POST AND WOULD LIKE TO SHARE THEIR INANE JOY TO THE REST OF THE WORLD.
don’t these people have jobs at 10 in the mornin!?!?!?!
Where do you think we’re commenting from?
I love how the Dutch a-holes in the boat think this is so funny. They are seconds away from the whales dominating their rubber inflatable and meeting their ends in an icy sea, the first victims of a whale related murder since Ahab, but that penguin is just sooo cute!! I would call this a Darwinism Fail. They should have died and taken their horrible Dutch genes out of the collective pool.
I love how this woman calls out “even foto maken” (lemme just take this picture)
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Better a late period then no period!
Most Desireable Win Scenario: Whales should have eaten penguin, Dutch should have eaten whales, UN should have destroyed Dutch dikes and flooded Holland, Dutch population lives out sea-borne Waterworld-like post-apocalyptic existence, penguins begin eating Dutch
first of all these people are not speaking dutch, it sound more like South African or Norse?
second, why the hell is there an woman wearing frikin flip-flops in Antarctica ?
Looks like some international get-together. No doubt everybody was also happy to pay the gigantic sum of money needed to be on this particular FailBoat.
You’re so right XDD
They’re speaking english and norwegian
They are speaking norwegian, just for the record
Yeah… too bad they’re not (speaking) Dutch though. Knowing your languages FAIL!
Let me guess, you’re American?
LOL sorry, double posting fail
Yeah… too bad they’re not Dutch though. Knowing your languages FAIL.
Let me guess, you’re American?
umm, Norwegian, not Dutch.
(lolz, i r picking a fight on teh interwebz!!!)
first of all the’re not dutch, the’re norwegians and second of all they know that the orcas won’t attack their boat. Conclusion; you sir, fail.
Maybe a troll attempt… maybe not. However, these people are absolutely not speaking dutch.
THIS IS NOT DUTCH..
This is: Wat een onvoostelbare eikel ben je.
Uhm, they’re actually norwegians.
Is it really dutch? Sound Norwegian to me D:
That is one seriously epic penguin.
It didn’t stare at the camera long enough to be epic.
First!
Rate
Can you say “Ha ha bitches?”
Can you say “duh, duh, DR”?
That was awesome! Not every day you see a bad-ass penguin pull a move like that.
I see that all da time crook styles mad!
They’re all fuckin’ domesticated.
Colonel in Chief Sir Nils Olav demands respect in his environment!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nils_Olav
the fail was in the horribly annoying theme music. Unless of course it was intended to be horribly annoying, then, win.
news flash…
volume control…
hehe
those whales FAIL’d
EPIC!
PengWIN
or
Whale Fail?
Redundancy fail.
It’s a PengWIN, but a whale fail.
xD
Now I feel like a dork.
Actually I kept waiting for the Killer Whale to jump in the boat after the penguin.
Actually, I kept waiting for someone to jump into the water to save the bird.
oh, mein gott!
ich spreche kein englisch.
Das ist nicht gut, ja?
Is that Germane?
Or Germinating?
*Sprouting sprechens*
No, Germaine is the one with the jiggly butt and the wannagoth hairdo.
Norwegian
Have the Jaws theme tune in your head.
Now watch that video again.
I’m moving to Broomrape.
Tell me how much an apartment runs there in Broomrape.
Trolling for a good deal?
great video
hahaha, those orcas are PISSED
I assume the fail was the really awful music, right?
I can’t believe there’s someone wearing flip flops in the boat….
I can’t believe people wear flip-flops ANYWHERE!
It says PengWIN doesn’t it? ^_^ I kinda like the music. or at least the beginning. The end gets slightly annoying, but this is comming from a huge fan of charlie the unicorn, so it probably doesn’t mean much. In my opinion, it’s the orca’s fail, if there is one. (I also agree that those people should have freaked out, I was just waiting for an all-of-the-sudden whomp out of nowhere, and then the view from the camera sinking, aimed at a bloody cloud full of people and penguin bits.)
I miss the crew…
how did those people keep from giving that adorable little ‘guin a cuddle. he was too flipping cute
um…this seems like the opposite of a fail…why isn’t it on, like, winblog? It’s a cool video, but why is it here?
We’re not selective of our fodder.
Oh muh gawd, dids yous guys sees daht lazt episode of he-man masters of the universe?! it wus like freakin’ spoon dibblesby! dair wus no way skeletor cud haved sorvived thatm! i use my foreskin has a parasail! btw, wut wus daht ballpoint penquin video abouts? mo money?! smiley face
I think your keyboard is busted.
I know my brain is busted after reading that.
That penguin just pwnd those whales so hard. P:
This is such a cool video. I also love that video of the hero highway dog in Chile (on Yahoo) and the boar and lion video on this site. I guess I just like animal videos in general. I really thought that the orcas were going to tip that raft. Thank God for happy endings!
props on the fluke joke
400th!!!!!!!
PengWIN? More like Whafail!
I’m so original!
You know what would’ve been great? had the penguin been a bloodthirsty carnivore and he’d had those people for lunch. The whole time the innocent whales were fighting to destroy the evil penguin.
when the pengWIN got in the boat, the killer whales were like “OH FUCK IT!” XD hahaha
would have been good to see the whales jump over the boat, snatch the penguin in the air, and swim away like the movie free willy!
oh and snap one of those boaters heads off as well!
Damn… the Director’s Cut of Free Willy sounds AWESOME! An Orca biting people’s heads off. And eating flying penguins! That Simon Wincer is a genius!
Why was the first comment not “Whale Fail?”
LAST!
how is this fail?
Those sharks looked amazing – and that is one lucky sea lion!
When was the last time you saw a shark with a blowhole?
Everything that was possible to say about this fail had been said, so no smart-witted comment from me
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LAST!
this might be the set up of a new joke: How many orcas does it take to catch a penguin?
Much as I love dolphins… that penguin is far too awesome!
The orca’s ‘expression’ when he looked at the peng on the boat. WIN.
You guys fail more than the video; wild orcas don’t attack humans. ;D
NORWEGIAN WIN
I tried to read the comments thinking SOMEONE would have an intelligent thing to say, but you are all a bunch of little school girls texting each other for popularity. I probably show my age, but my God is this the generation that will inherit the Earth?!
This blog has some funny stuff, but the comment section is probably one of the worst I’ve ever seen. Get some comment moderation, so people don’t have to dig through all the idiots.
Aw what a sweet penguin. Wasn’t his time.
I love that he made it.
At 1:15 –> “They know. They know he’s in the boat.”
While this is an (epic) Self Preservation Win by the penguin, the humans’ failure to eject the penguin at this point represents a Self Preservation Fail of potentially epic proportion.
And no one even pointed out that they speak norwegian.
Except for the person who pointed it out nearly 2 hours before you.
My mistake. I ignored the AM/PM thing.
I’ll try again… Ahem…
Except for the person who pointed it nearly 14 hours before you.
And after re-reading the comments, the other guy that pointed it out around 6 hours before you.
PengWIN rules the best on Failblog so far!
haha! that is coincidently my alias
doesn’t anybody care to actually comment on the subject of the video??? this pengquin was brilliant in avoiding the orcas; a totally brilliant move on his part and i’m totally jealous of the person who got to be there and get this on tape.
go penguin!!!
I thought whale-fish don’t eat pelicans?
So the orca’s represent Microsoft, and the penguin iz Tux?
LOL SO CUTE ZOMG <3
Happy Feet anyone….and whats with people making comments with no pertinence to the video?
wooah! haha, was the whales chasing the penguin! ? aww soo cute!! ahh!
the whales are windows, and the penguin is linux.
and penguin says “hay gaiz, gives me ried back to shoor?”
What would be really awesome is if the people in the boat ate the penguin.
What idiot chose the hideous music for this video?
“Hey mister can we have our ball back?”
Penguin see, penguin do.
awww cute and funny lol
WOOOOOOT EPIC PENGUIN FTW!!!! (obsession with penguins is my most noticeable attribute*
Comments FAIL
I would have kept that penguin, badass pet.
Awwww cute penguin <3 I’m not sure whether he’s just playing around or actually escaping death. At least I’m glad he’s okay in the end and not (quite) afraid of human? xD
Thats a good way to kill everyone in the boat……i’d like throw him twards the shore and be like yeah go to that big solid land mass no this pfd
they were considering throwing that Penguin back in!
Smartest Penguin Ever!
most awesome penguin ever.. end of discussion
video is gone
That Penguin kicks ass. o.o And he’s a horrible cocktease.
That peguin’s going to need therapy after that
Can someone please tell me the name of that song? I LOVE IT!!!
That was the biggest waste of 2 minutes ever. Whats the fail?
I mean win
Go penguin~
So I guess that’s Killer FALE?
awesome vid!
Survival instinct WIN!
the penguin’s like hey girl, wanna come back to my place, i got the love nest going.
I would be scared shitless if I were there.
oh now that is just AWESOME, i mean the whole thing would be amazing wow
Ah, dangit. Fell out of line.