Comments on: Fortune Fail

By: attorneys

attorneys — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 01:11:39 +0000

the stock market will crash tomorrow.

By: nate

nate — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 04:40:13 +0000

lot of good points. lot of good points.

By: 3dham

3dham — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 05:22:53 +0000

I’ve done well!

By: 3dham

3dham — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 05:21:06 +0000

By: 3dham

3dham — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 05:20:30 +0000

I don’t get it :p

By: Kenny

Kenny — Sat, 23 Jan 2010 09:22:21 +0000

i had a funny one where they spelled a word wrong it said,”your time is comeing” i should have kept it

By: phoenix mattress

phoenix mattress — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 01:40:02 +0000

the stock market is a ticket to complete failure.

By: ratchetandspank

ratchetandspank — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 22:20:13 +0000

THE MOOCOW MAY HAVE A CHOCOLATE MARSHMELLOW, BUT I’M NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM! I SWEAR TO DRUNK I’M NOT DOG!

By: Jimmy D

Jimmy D — Mon, 13 Jul 2009 04:52:18 +0000

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By: zer0bandhouston

zer0bandhouston — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 03:10:16 +0000

No. No it wont be your ticket.

By: David

David — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:37:54 +0000

I hope he invested in Bear Stearns!

By: nomdunchien

nomdunchien — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 14:19:42 +0000

???

By: that guy

that guy — Thu, 29 Jan 2009 23:07:17 +0000

i jut got a cookie that said that today

By: Adm. melonhead

Adm. melonhead — Wed, 21 Jan 2009 03:15:44 +0000

For every smack upside your head there is a dumptruck

By: Kid111

Kid111 — Sat, 17 Jan 2009 18:52:32 +0000

LOLZ AWESOMEZORZ FAILZ ROCK!!!!!!!!!1

By: Whorestreet

Whorestreet — Sun, 11 Jan 2009 16:39:02 +0000

Yes, Gibbs kicks your ass!

By: cookiez dont lie

cookiez dont lie — Fri, 09 Jan 2009 12:26:17 +0000

this cookie is not a fail i invested about half a million into Ford stocks the next week it more then doubled.

By: Gladiator763

Gladiator763 — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 19:47:31 +0000

Exactly! Finally, somebody around here gets it!

By: Vita

Vita — Sun, 14 Dec 2008 17:11:18 +0000

I like it.

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 12 Dec 2008 16:24:15 +0000

This is not a FAIL… it’s a WIN!

Stocks are on SALE!

“A simple rule dictates my buying: Be fearful when others are greedy, and be greedy when others are fearful.” -Warren Buffet

By: Conley

Conley — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 03:56:07 +0000

I’m sorry, but this one is completely retarded for a fail at this point in time. Does anyone know what happens when you buy stocks when the market has essentially crashed? They go back up! You know what happens then? You make a lot of money. If people had kept their stocks during the depression, they could be billionaires quite easily. The same thing is happening right now (to a lesser extent, obviously).

By: Ryan

Ryan — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 03:29:19 +0000

I got this same fortune back in September lol.

By: Gladiator763

Gladiator763 — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:46:49 +0000

Abby is awesome.

By: Gladiator763

Gladiator763 — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 01:36:53 +0000

I was not referring to the Great Depression, I was referring to the ’80s. The Great Depression was another matter entirely. If FDR hadn’t done all the fricking make-work plans of the New Deal (funded by taxpayer money, by the way, which comes from where?), we’d have climbed out of our hole much sooner.

By: Mikey D

Mikey D — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 08:40:44 +0000

Hotter that a snow-bot

By: kelly

kelly — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 07:33:13 +0000

I too learned “in bed”, but my new favorite I learned recently is to add “with an axe”.

By: ErickB

ErickB — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 07:19:12 +0000

Oh I would never harm with out asking first!

By: ErickB

ErickB — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 07:18:25 +0000

Its the buttery goodness.. great for those lonely nights …

By: Marius

Marius — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 06:57:45 +0000

I see a bad moon rising.

By: coyote

coyote — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 06:43:42 +0000

For slow-play you need a slow hand and an easy touch.

By: coyote

coyote — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 06:36:55 +0000

Since it’s near Winter: ♫Blue moon Now I’m no longer alone♫

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 06:22:33 +0000

Hee…! Yes, but I still got the pudding bukkit for that one! *grin*

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 06:21:03 +0000

Honestly, I was waiting for a chance to use my “holds ‘em” joke, but my admirable Admiral fell asleep.

By: coyote

coyote — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 06:20:11 +0000

Chicken Stock?

By: coyote

coyote — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 06:19:31 +0000

I do believe that the Admiral has got his hands on some preferred stock there.

By: coyote

coyote — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 06:16:51 +0000

And this market has a lot of bull in it.

By: coyote

coyote — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 06:15:11 +0000

Yo is making a common reference to an old fail.

By: coyote

coyote — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 06:13:18 +0000

Congratulations people! Not one of you made a stud poker reference. I applaud your good taste.

By: Marius

Marius — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 06:01:19 +0000

There’s a moon out tonight
whoa-oh-oh ooh

By: coyote

coyote — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:54:08 +0000

♫She likes to moove it moove it moove it♫

By: ErickB

ErickB — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:52:15 +0000

Missing the obvious pun, fail. But don’t worry with a bit of education
you will be able to shore up your understanding of humor.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:44:09 +0000

Mookie! PoB just said you have an ass like a cow!

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:40:21 +0000

You need to clear your cookies, then.

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:37:07 +0000

LOL
It always cracks me up how possessive Shadow is of his popcorn.

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 05:30:30 +0000

I’m sorry, Roger, but from behind you looked like a Mookie.

By: titaniumspork19

titaniumspork19 — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 04:34:10 +0000

Doesn’t matter. The question is how far it’s going to go down before it rebounds. During the Great Depression, people couldn’t exactly hold onto their money when the banks closed, they lost their jobs, and were evicted, then had to use what money remained for food and shelter. I’d really like to see a ‘ticket to success’ that came out of that.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 04:25:28 +0000

*goes in for the slow-play*

By: Admiral Apparent

Admiral Apparent — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 04:19:21 +0000

*folds (into sheets)*
You can collect your winnings in the morning.

By: Gladiator763

Gladiator763 — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 04:03:23 +0000

It will…stock markets rebound. Every bear market we’ve been in, we’ve recovered from. If people would’ve kept their money in the ’80s, they’d be astronomically rich now. Same thing’ll happen now. You just need patience, not the fricking government to bail you out. What people don’t realize is that economies are cyclic…there are good times and bad times. It can’t always be good.

Economies can’t stand three things: Incompetence, uncertainty, and greed. We have/had all three. Anyway, the Dow’s been up about 1000 in the past two weeks.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 03:59:33 +0000

*gives a small moan of pleasure*

…What? OH! In the GAME!

*blush*

*doubles down*