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First!!!!!
Second!!
exponent!
Looks more like a win to me
Looks more like a sin to me
*Think think think…*
*girn*
wait… CRAP I fail.
umm third lol
Second!!
ummm…congrats?
Crap, I shoulda said “frosted butts”…that would have been clever and original too!
It’s ok, dude… you just wanted to blend in.
I smell a conspiracy!!!!
I smell
yes, you smell, but you don’t smell funny.
Don’t worry, nobody cares who’s first. Except maybe Aghhhhhhh, but then again his opinion doesn’t really matter.
its not that i worry per se….but when there is a conspiracy on the loose and some one is getting a major clue, then something must be done! must be done, i tell you!
TAZE!!!!!
….except this sign and anything to do with this sign. Please do not read the sign. Do not mistake it for a notice.
Mental Hospital–please do not disturb any further.
to late IM FREEEEEEE
weebawoopbaweepmoo
XD
i see dead people
and santa
Yeah, nice attempt at “random”. Fail.
Actually it wasn’t random, he was piggybacking on the mental hospital post before him. Where is Captain Obvious when you need him?
*grump* YOU’RE obvious!
k, i’m not too good at being obvious, but at least i’m funnier than CAPTAIN Awesome. *waits for retaliation*
Oh dear, you mean you find the Anubis/Zeppelin/etc etc etc posts completely irrelevent? I’m sure you’re the only one with that opinion.
….yeah.
Yeah, how dare you make fun of the Ancient Greeks and their Impu Burgers! Don’t you know that Aristotle liked to party with Anubis?
Socrates used to rock to Zeppelin, too!
Yeah but Artistotle only partied with Anubis once. In fact, it was only up until he realised that Anubis was tripping balls that he felt comfortable.
*don’t think I get this whole thing*
*slinks away to a corner to ponder and perhaps remove my clever and disguising alias*
Please do not get close to me you guys.
Whatever this disease is called, I do not want to become infected.
I’m still /\/07 entirely shur we cured muh LOLC47 fever…
Obviously not here.
Maybe they found a loophole in the law and hung it from that.
Fire extinguishers sold, Fire Code violated… I see a brilliant and blazing future for these facilities.
They truly light the way for others.
And give them a warm greeting.
With their fiery spirits
Aren’t you all bright sparks…
That’s why we haven’t been fired.
But remember the risk of live upon the embers of our past.
Sometimes one must be brave enough to re-kindle old relationships
But is it worth the heartache of seeing an old flame?
This post has ignited my passions
*fans the flame of postcopulation*
*Quietly smolders for Ryannon*
She’s charring, isn’t she…
*melts*
I only re’ember the good times!
She’s definitely smoking hot.
*Yes, I took the cheap ones, so sue me*
Don’t make me combustion in there and break up the bonfires of your passion!
i tried to rekindle an old relationship, but she had lost weight, and wouldn’t burn as easily.
you all think you’re so hot.
Think? I know I’m hot!
This is why I’m hot.
It’s well known that whale blubber burns more readily than the muscle tissue.
The fire coed shouldn’t feel too bad. At least it found $50.
code*
Not that anybody read my joke anyway…
1!
2!
3?
Banana
Five bananas make a bunch and so do many more.
Ring ring ring ring bananaphone! It’s the fire marshall, he wants to inspect the signs.
Hey this is not a phone!!!
It grows in bunches, I’ve got my hunches,
even during credit crunches?
Captain credit crunches, yes.
*sneaks in a squeeze while Dragon is sleeping*
Gotta roll with the punches
and *SQUEEZE!*
You keep talking to it, it keeps growing.
*sweetly whispers into loufail’s bananaphone*
I should had said that dirty talking may overload this particular phone circuits.
I am not sure if is a design flaw or a nice feature to have.
*considers taking a cold shower*
You should make like a banana and split.
Or make like a tree and get outta here.
Or make like a fetus and head out.
Let’s make like a hockey player and get the puck outta here.
its make like a tree and leaf
Yeesh. Make like ice and chill out, man.
*SPOILER ALERT: TASTELESS COMMENT*
Let’s make like an abortion and head out early.
A leery 4, 5, 6, a leery 7, 8, 9, a leery 10, a leery box top.
Rocky and Bullwinkle reference FTW!
They should had stapled the sign to the pipe.
Now the Fire Department will prostitute them.
The prostitution money will allow them to buy minors (whore children first) and rent rooms in hotels with great rapes while searching for law offices and whatnot that offer identity theft. Anpu says so. He would know. He listens to Zeppelin.
Violators will be punished by hanging from said pipe.
Anpu has broken the fire code, allowing him to successfully predict and counter any and all assaults the fire nation may attempt on Zeppelin. All hail Anpu, Zeppelin, Santa, Jesus, Abraham Lincoln, foxies, and all the other loveable childrens’ characters we wisely worship to counter Scientology’s evil Tom Cruise missiles. We will defeat the Xenu-huggers and their Thetan talk. With Zeppelin in our hearts, we will win.
I’m assuming you’re replying to my post.
I concur. Tom Cruise is a threat to all Jesus-worshipping Anpu-loving Lincoln-respecting Zeppelin fans that enjoy foxies. Let us unite!
Stupid failblog and it’s comments section trying to confuse me by having your post seperate from mine, then moving it.
Zeppelin rocks.
Hey! I bet you’re a lot of fun at parties.
Zeppelin rocks.
Shall we celebrate with the usual festivities? The Scientologists will strike and destroy us all if we are to not appease Zeppelin and Lincoln. Please, think of Abraham Lincoln. Don’t let him down.
That happened to me too a few days ago.
Fire? FIRE!!!
*masturbates*
Please do not hang anything from your pipe.
Well, I suppose that might put it out…
It’s not hanging from the pipe. It’s hanging AROUND the pipe.
Legal problem solved.
Note to myself: never hire Sir VG as a lawyer.
Sir VG: I move that my client be found not guilty by reason of insanity.
Judge: On what grounds?
Sir VG: He hired me as his lawyer.
Insanity plea granted! Commit him to the home for criminally insane robots!
The OJ’s of the world need Sir VG.
Anyone found in violation of said regulation shall be hung from said pipe
What about those Ancient Greeks that hate Zeppelin? Do we hang them too? Or just enslave them and have them work for Anpu, Lincoln, Zeppelin, and foxies?
NO !
I hate robots
Then you’ll surely help my cause. Everyday, Ancient Greeks violate our most important laws:
keep off the grass
do not hang anything on this pipe
take one
My sources indicate that they’re working with the Scientologists to destroy Led Zeppelin. With your support, we will vanquish them. Don’t just do it for me. Do it for Anpu, Jesus, foxies, and Lincoln. Won’t you please think of him?
Please. Do it for Abraham Lincoln.
Violators will be prostituted.
so they will be hanging from the pipe of the highest bidder?
No the lowest bidder. We are in dire economic times.
Also, this pipe may be wet after a rain storm
Ceci n’est pas une pipe
Mais je suis la pipe grande.
I accidenty the fire code?
On Russian pipes Soviets hang you.
In soviet Russia fire code violates pipe
And in Soviet Russia, Led Zeppelin listens to Anpu. I’d love to stay and discuss politics but there are Ancient Greeks violating our most sacred fire codes with their signs and their Scientology. They must be stopped.
Where will they put their coats??
On the coat hooks?
On children?
Whore children first. Lincoln said so.
On the goat hocks??
No, the boat socks.
Ah, the moat locks!
Gasp! The throat blocks!
The vote rocks?
Quick, ask the bloat bloc!
And sell the groat stocks!
tell the time from the oat clocks!
While wearing stoat frocks
And cooking in remote woks
Anyone seen my Crocs?!
You left them at the docks.
After we made the boat rock.
Where we made our boots knock.
And startled that sheep flock
Laced our fingers and let our lips lock.
*Not you, Mikey, I don’t trust Moomins yet*
Your refusal caused shock!
*hides potato behind back*
Well, don’t just sit there and balk.
Come in, sit down, lets talk.
Or paint *Dawns smock*
Ahem. *dons frock*
Maybe it IS Dawn’s. Y’all don’ know me! Y’all don’ know me!
Are the coat hooks hanging on the pipe?? Wait, maybe they have a special room for coats? What if that goes on fire? Think of the devastation..
Well, if you’re on fire, at least you should be warm enough not to need your coat.
But what if it rains? I’ll be soaked, I’d rather burn alive than get my
jumper wet
We can say for definite that following periods of rain that benches may get wet. I think you’re jumping to unprovable conclusions in claiming your jumper would get wet in the rain.
Ah now my jeans will be soaked if i need a rest in a public park and
my jumper is cotton, it’ll be so heavy. I’m not going outside
Your best bet may be to wrap yourself in clingfilm before venturing anywhere. Or get an umbrella.
Sorted
They’re just bitter the Da Vinci Code is more popular.
*pops in from an inter-dimensional jaunt*
*squeezes the moomin*
*opens a wormhole and pops back out*
Gosh darn it, Dragon, will you stop playing with the space-time continuum already?
Hey Nico!
Never expected to see your name here. =)
Fire Code?? The Holy Code of Fire?? I follow the Code of Fire. I burn stuff and people. People who deserve it. People the fire tells me to burn.
Fire speaks to me…
Hi
A Rosie by any other name may smell as sweet.
They’re on to me…
It’s the sweet smell that attracts them.
Not the sting from my thorns?
No, that’s why we like you to wear jumpers so we don’t get pricked in the event of a squeezing.
kicked in the event of a sneezing?
Licked in the event of a wheezing.
Blown in the event of a breezing.
sown in the event of a creasing
Cold in the event of a freezing
Laid out with a bottle or Riesling.
Upset in the event of teasing.
(Bravo to Christopher, that was a good one)
Bruised in the event of SQUEEZING!
SQUEEZED in the event of freezing
Wipe-clean in event of a sleazing
Lost in the event of pleasing
Cried in the event of teasing
Cried in the event of teasing
^ I played with you once and got burned. Burn me once, shame on you. Burn me twice, shame on me. Let’s all remember THAT proverb in 2012.
Burn me 3 times, shame on us all
*makes S’mores*
Burn me once, shame on… uhhh… shame on you. Burn me… uhhh… you can’t get burned again.
Rarely is the question asked, is our children burning.
LOL!
I’m really sorry to have to point this out, but i was actually the first to post here!
I know this is probably the worst thing a mother can say to her son, but sometimes I really hate you. And I am really glad you aren’t my son. I hope your mother considers a coat hanger next time.
Are you sure he is not your son? Your boyfriend could have cheated!
“WIRE COATHANGERS???”
Mommy Dearest?
Classic
What a gyp – he was just hanging around, watching it all go by… anyway – the fire code is 911 for y’all who don’t know about it
Good luck remembering that one!
first
comment
ever
..
from me!
Bravo! Good on you! *golf clap, syphilis and chlamydia all in one*
Is there a difference between golf syphilis and normal syphilis?
Two soggy holes?
Yes
I ACCIDENTALEE A FIRE SINE, WUT DO I DOO NOW??????
EET CHEEZ???
Slow down and use a damn action verb. Also, learn to spell. Moron.
You go back to ICHC and leave the rest of us alone.
LOL, can you say “Hypocritical” LOL
http://www.online-anonymity.kr.tc
this looks staged. epic fail
Clearly the sign is zip tied to the pipe and not hanging from it.
The fire code will live another day.
So you’re saying the sign isn’t well hung?
Ceci n’est pas une pipe.
FAKE!!!
maby we shuold (hang) the guy who hung that sign
oh, the sign is okay to have, isn’t it?
niceeeee