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whehaaa!!
Woohoo!
wheeechiair!!
its a sleasey meal!
The 6″ is usually cheaper than the footlong.
Your wordsmanship amazes me. Jackasses. This site would be win, if not
for the comments. I dub thee fail.
Your persistence amazes me. Troll. I dub thou Random Newliner
Your idiocy perspirates me. Ogre. I convert thine dubbing to house.
Now I am amused.
*gives SeanPenn a drubbing*
Oh for heaven’s sake… DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS!
Sowwy!! You know me, I can’t resist the wordplay!
It’s the dragon equivalent to shining a laser light for a cat.
Sean is sweaty as it is. You’re just turning him on and making him more nervous.
I think the building was FOR lease…so they put for lease sign up…no longer a subway…
this is a failed fail picture…
igUY… You ruin things regularly in life don’t you?
My balls are itchy
wow he sucks
your mom sucks
Your mom goes to college
Oh god igUY. Your logic is astounding.
Wait a minute… are you saying that idiocy makes you sweaty? So, basically, except in rare moments of clarity and epithany, you are a sweaty bastard? I bet you stink like cat urine and pork byproducts and garner all the popularity such an aroma would attract.
Sucks to be you, SeanPenn.
AAARRRRGH!!! You’re just feeding it and it will multiply and take over!
We all know he wasn’t acting in I Am Sam
epithany? that’s a new one…do you mean EPIPHANY? or are you too pithed off to thpell?
For he who is putting on a façade of supreme intellect: “Ogre.” is not a sentence.
Fail. Troll. Ryan. E-Penis. Internet tough-guy. Ogre. Moron.
Humorless. Jackass. Get. The. Hint. ?.
So what are you trying to say?
Basically, “fail.”
but not as cheap as the cashier.
*thinks of all the girls I’ve met at Subway-and how the $5 footlong is thier personal motto*
Sign placement WIN
Your comment just failed.
5 dollar foot long?
feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemale
way to take the 5 dollar footlong campaign to the next level!!! Way to to Subway
LOL
Yes it is. And people wonder why Anpu doesn’t play his Zeppelin there.
Why can’t I be a jackal-person-anubis thing? face it. we’re ugly. at least jackal-person-anubis things have the benefit of better hearing and smell.
I wholeheartedly agree with your sentiment, whatever that may be
Then let us rejoice with the celebrations. As custom dictates, you shall pick the Zeppelin songs we listen to as we pray to Jesus, Anpu, Lincoln, Bonham, etc.
You will be dressed up as Anpu to ward off the corrupting influence of Scientology as Scientology will try to steal your soul and replace it with evil country music and evil rap.
That’s what I told the feds, but they didn’t believe me.
This fail is kind of… Sleasey…
It’s a sleasey mistake to make.
O’slsy?
Ya’slsy!
Y so slsy?
Slsy? Y so?
no, you can’t do that on a quote like that…Heath Ledger must live forever in our monds. He has achieved immortality.
oops! LOL! in our minds…completely different
He is living forever in our minds, that’s why they mentioned it.
How could they not see that?
they did. and once they stopped rolling around, forgot why they had been laughing, so walked away
Not until they had taken this fun picture.
Anti-Capitalism win?
yes… osama bin laden was behind it… trying to bringing down american business… lol
No, it’s an antidisestablishmentism win.
(how many points do I get for that, Dragon?)
unfortunately, by spelling it wrong, you earn yourself no points at all. But keep trying. the correct spelling, btw, is:
a-n-t-i-d-i-s-e-s-t-a-b-l-i-s-h-m-e-n-t-a-r-i-a-n-i-s-m
But what does the store’s lack of sexual discrimination have to do with the opposition to the separation of church and state?
It it a front for Neo-Atheists Make Bad Lovers?
*Neo-Atheists Make Bad Lovers in America.
Joke FAIL.
well, i always assumed there was something more interesting going on apart from sandwhiches
Which?
Everybody loves sandwhiches
I like CooWhhhip better
Why are you putting emphasis on the “H”?
This will take awhhhhile.
For Christophhher maybe
I think he likes emphhhasis on silent letters more.
sleazy ? woohoo
wasn’t sleazy one of the seven dwarfs?
The seven dwarfs were: Sleazy, Cheesy, Easy, Uneasy, Sweaty, Soapey and D’oh.
Hi-Ho, Hi-Ho
We’d love the sordid details.
Don’t forget the eighth: Doc, he was their connection.
What’s a slease?
hmm, good question, look it up. better yet, ask your mommy.
I dont get it :´(
See it’s funny because Subway is spelled wrong…
They accidenty the ubwa
Isn’t that a Clash song?
♫
The fail is sleasey
Accidenty the ubwa
Accidenty the ubwa
♫
No way. It’s funny because you can’t read the phone number.
No way. It’s because the air vent is circular. Those crazy architects.
No way. It’s because they forgot the “No trespassing (enter)” sign.
No way. It’s because of the “Going out of Business” and “Now Hiring” signs in the window.
No way! It’s funny because they dont even SERVE potatoes there!
No way. It’s because they sold all the fire extinguishers.
No Way, its funny because the arrows on the sign indicate that not only is it sleazy, but it goes both ways.
No way! It’s funny ’cause that entrance is not an entrance.
No way. It’s because they forgot to pay the utility bill
and it’s too dark to sell, the spoiled meats on raw dough.
No way! It’s because the real boat is actually that failboat way in the background.
Please !
Pleasey?
Isn’t that a Win?
i don’t get this U.S. joke =o.O=
Then go back to soviet russia where you belong, comrade.
in soviet russia, comrade belong YOU
“I’ll have the footlong meatball sub. *wink, wink*”
Stop winking and go back to Alaska, you lost the election!
Just like driving
D for forwards and R for backwards
I get it! sLEASEy!
Can’t believe that took me 15 minutes!
that is a reading comprehension fail.
this is a win.
I agree. Sign placement win.
Pretty sleasy sis.
I get it. 759! Hahahahahaha.
*decides to SQUEEZE THE MOOMIN!!*
WIN
Ha! I know where this was taken – I grabbed a shot of it too when we passed. Too bad they fixed it….
Sleazy. Not Sleasey. Grammar fail on this one as well.
sorry that this coincidental merger between Subway and “lease” is not to your liking.
perhaps we should change the spelling to leaz just in case this were ever to happen again, that it wouldn’t be spelled incorrectly
Exactly. They really should think of these contingencies when making the signs. Its just irresponsible not to.
Unfortunately, the spelling’s a bit off, but I doubt somebody would put us a “LEAZ” sign.
This has to be on purpose
LOL…I don’t think I could eat there now…
Not eating so fresh I presume!
Or maybe its a porn shop that moved in after subways and they were just REALLY lazy about their sign…
photoshopped…
@ Johnny,
No, not photoshopped. The subway is on Niagara Falls Blvd in Wheatfield, New York. There was construction on the road and the store went out of business for a while..
My girlfriend pointed this out to be as we were driving to a softball game. I have the exact same picture on my cell phone.
Or maybe he was being sarcastic…
Your face is photoshopped.
No No look at the pixels! It is hard to tell but I think he is right. Completely Photoshopped in your mothers basement!
who ever made this fails, its supposed to be spelled sleazy. i know that isn’t the point, but it stupid when its not even spelt correctly.
Reread your comment and be struck by the irony.
By the way, it wasn’t spelled sleazy, spelling was just a bit off.
Lol the pic was cool but I’m passing it round for the comments. Haha even funnier than the Sleasey sign!!
epic, epic, epic FAIL
Photoshopped.
Haha. Awesome. That reminds me, I have a friend named Solest. Aha. he sounds like a pedophile.
That’s not how you spell sleazy!
wtf
lol 5 dolla sleaze long
subway, eat bread.
Wow Photoshop FTW
i could read these fuckin comments all day, lol
damn….i’ve always loved the footlong at subway.
i think that subway is accually going to be leased but wat ev
dem’ sleeeezzzbaaallllssss!
I’ve been working at that underpaying place for almost eight months so…win…
i dont get it. what dose sleasy mean?
It’s not spelled sleasey. It’s spelled sleazy.
But pretty funny anyway.
wow, if i were those people, i would fire who ever put that sign there, WOW, again
Oh gosh,
I think I know where this is.
I can’t believe how much some of these comments fail. Hopefully it’s just people being purposely dumb.
Maybe some of you are trying to make a lame joke, but it doesn’t look like a photochop job to me. I’m not saying it’s not, but I see nothing to suggest that it is. Aside from that, it’s plausible and we have testimony.
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