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I’m on drugs but I didn’t inhale.
Mainliner.
Always were fail’s school’s
what?
Sorry..
Schools always fail somehow.
wut?
Twat?
Whack?
Smack.
Crack.
Ba-rack?
Shalack.
shalom.
shaBoom!!!
she bang?
she bop, he bop, a-we bop.
ShamWow? It’s made by the Germans, you know!!!
Shamu is German??
The Germans always make good stuff.
I made a German.
I made it with a German. He lent me his weiner.
I feel a Soviet Russia comment coming.
Hang on while I whip this out!
Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?
In Soviet Russia, the whole urinal cake accidenty you.
In Soviet Russia, Zeppelin listens to Anpu.
in soviet russia urinal cake accidentally you
fack-a?
Is Soviet Russia, action verb uses YOU!!
Thwack!
A GURL? ON THE INNERWEB!!?
I’m in school = I’m on drugs!!!
riiiiiiiiiiiiight
*takes the bong away from KingKatana*
Jah never fail!
*exhales*
*slinks away with bong from ja to corner, starts packing…*
*sign sign pass*
*shoots ja fail and steals bong*
I don’t get this one… explain?
They’re having a guest speaker who is on drugs, possibly Tupac.
18 7 police code maybe? bc the drugs isn’t funny
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too.
Mitch Hedberg reference FTW!! – R.I.P.
have you ever tried sugar or lsd?
Have you ever tried sugar—or PCP?
i didnt exhale ;D
I went to this school…. Vancouver? FAIL.
To be, rather than to seem.
What’s a motto with that?
Sic Semper Inhaleus
ab abusu ad usum non valet consequentia
I see what you did there…. and…. I’ve got nothin!
Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?
Exegi monumentum noctis perennius.
Nocturnal penis what?
Nocturnal penis ego dildo
Ego diligo sentio vestri manuum in meus somes.
Nice try – but Latin works differently than an online translator does.
Still, though.
Pac guest on tues speaker drugs?
It was a quite interesting conference. My favorite quote was:
“I think I’m dying. Time is going really, really, really, really slow here too.”
“…yup, I think I’m dead.”
Thanks for reminding me of that one Lou, it never fails to put a smile on my face.
Man, that was the most acid I ever saw anyone take at one time.
*stares with a blank face*
That was acid????
*gulp*
I hope you’re not busy for, like, a month man!
ahahahahahahaahahah I get it!! The 18th is actually a Thursday!! bwahahahahhaha!!! no wait…
*pats Scotteh on the head and leads him to a comfy couch with a pillow* Now now, just lay ddown here and rest for a while, it will be ok.
Not in Pacific Time.
This was actually on Tuesday November 18th. Magee secondary is 5 minutes from where I live.
Fun fact: Magee is Grace Park’s (Battlestar Galactica) alma mater.
The school emblem looks like a lion with a bukkit on it’s head.
was it on drugs?
No, a lion.
It’s a militant lion with a flat top hair cut.
Your lion aren’t you?
No, he’s a cheetah which is why he doesn’t know how many kids he has.
A cheetah on speed.
Reminds me of the squirrel from “Over the Hedge”
“But, I like the cookie!!”
Wanna help me find my nuts?
They’re in my nest.
Oh! THERE they are.
Wait!!!! ….um, I wasn’t through with those. *pouts*
I am in doubt, Mookie.
What was the correct word again, nutphilia or eggphilia?
Nymphomania.
Interesting diagnose. We need to rate it (for investigation purposes).
Just click on my name and let me know how much horny points deserve the picture
I hate you Lou. As soon as I recover my eyesight, I’m coming for you.
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But Bob, that picture was not meant for you to rate!
Click on my name for the right one
WOW! thanks Lou!
It’s Uncle Piratety Bob, after whom I was named! He was once the scourge of the seas and struck fear in the hearts of all**
GOSH!!
What an adventurous life he lived for those 3 glorious days
until he died of seasickness and the crew stewed him up!
**all them lil’ kids at the petting zoo he escaped from.
Lou, we should introduce our two little “friends.” There really is someone out there for everyone.
Our two “little” friends will meet. For sure.
We do not need to do anything for that to happen, gravity will do its work.
So.. uhhh.. you think that guy is single? I mean, look at the size of his nut!
Oh great heavens…I don’t want to rate that one, either!!!
I don’t think I’ll be clicking anybody’s name for a while…
But if you click in Dragon’s name you will be rewarded with a picture of her!
WOW! Pretty!
I tigress.
This way to the egress
*points*
I may erget going that way.
*tkaes dyslexia pill*
Ocelot a pills you have there!
I’m almost out, better gopher some more soon.
I hope you can get shrew all the holiday traffic out there! It’s really been a bear!
It’s been a catastrophe on the roadways.
Bear in mind it may be a ssnails pace due to the traffic.
Hey…you can’t pay for it with that South African cougar-and! It’s not legal tender in this country.
You would be better off driving a Bobcat.
I would raather have a BaraCUDA or Mustang or Stingray than a Bobcat.
These fee-lined streets really take a toll on the motorists.
*lynx her arm with the Admiral’s*
Hiya hunny. *smooch*
Ain’t no Cheetah, and I Ain’t Lion, I R BABBOON!
Jesus Christ, it’s a baboon! Get in the car!
i dont think that answers my answer
question
Of course he is, otherwise he wouldn’t have a flat hair cut
thank you for answering my answer… carp
my point exact. wait… palin? o god idk!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
To question your answer, the bukkit is not on drugs, it’s on a lion.
well i guess im the one on drugs
I’m on rugs. They’re easier on the feet than hardwood.
for real?
*buys a rug*
For real?
*tries a drug*
for real?
flies are bugs.
No kidding?
Why so smug?
Did you just shrug?
I don’t know..*shrugs*
*cuts a rug*
Pass the jug.
*bugs out*
We’re moving the 4077!
*Shaves his mug*
*hugs a thug*
BCT has LUGs
Mikey- M*A*S*H reference WIN!
*drugs a bug*
Mugs some bugs to steal their drugs they hide in rugs.
*Sics wrathful pugs on smug thug who pilfered bug drugs from the rug.*
It really tied the room together.
We are all on drugs, yeah, never getting enough. We are all on drugs, yeah. Give me some of that stuff. (WOooo!)
You found the walrus bukkit?
So that’s who the walrus was after!
Mikey, that comment made me ROFL. I almost forgot to *SQUEEZE THE MOOMIN!*
I think its a griffin.
“Natural child birth means the mother has no drugs in her system. The father can have all he wants.” – Bill Cosby
mmmmmmm… pudding.
Want the bukkit? I think Mikey has it.
Nah, he c an keep it. I think he needs it more than me.
You know…I’d have to imagine if you know that much about drugs, you HAVE to have been on them…
“I’m the only one in this room I know of that’s qualified to be on drugs…”
You thought that i’d run out of steem? Wrong, because i was the first to post on this thread, like it or not!
And by the way: I’m not a troll, I know exactly what a Troll looks like, and I don’t look like that!
or rather: self-esteam!
It should be on TUES at 4:20
weed like to see more like this one
Can(nibus) I have some more please?
Dre Dre- Chyeah n u don’t stop
Snoopy Dogg- Cus is 187 on a muthapukkin cop.
WORST. QUOTE. EVER.
but u no see “187″ on sign?
Teh song is sick
No no no. Your school WON.
Odd… I never knew Hunter S. Thompson spoke at schools. O_O
From the grave, no less.
Oh, he’s dead? I didn’t know.
Like wow man, like I was supposed to speak, but like I totally forget what I was going to say man.
Does anyone like have any snacks? I am like totally starving all of the sudden!
Wow man, can someone get this monkey off of my back before he bites me! I am like totally freaking out man!
There’s no fail in this picture actually. The guest speaker is talking ABOUT drugs, not on them. Common sense people.
Are you suggesting that it would only be a fail if they meant it literally? *grabs head* so confused….
i week later they changed on to about. this is the submitter by the way.
you’ve done 2 things to stop this from being funny.
1. its not a fail he speaking about drugs and only someone on drugs would take that the way you have.
2. adding “my school” to the start of “fail”drowns out all the small remaining funny because it makes you sound like a desperado who has been searching high and low for a fail pic just so you can post it.
1. Buzzkill … FAIL!
2. learn to capitalize appropriately before you berate someone. – FAIL
lol thats fail you stuff up your caps while your berating me about stuffing up my caps while berating him.
I agree with Dylan, NO fail on this pic..
PAC = “Parent Advisory Council”, which is a parent group (like PTA) funded by Title 1 (http://www.ed.gov/policy/elsec/leg/esea02/pg1.html)
They’re obviously advertising a PAC meeting on a limited bulletin space..
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Due to this violation of the Environmentfail Protection Act of 2008, you are being fined a sum of Eleventy-trillion dollars US, payable within thirty days.
You may contest this finding by emailing istoleit@gmail.com within 15 days.
Well duh. That’s not the point though, is it?
So many haters….
We’re LOLin’
They hatin’
They’re just jealous of us writin’ witty…
And now we know what school you go to, way to give out semi personal info.
LOL, i used to go to that school.
the guest speaker is on drugs
the old anti drug posters at my school had poppies an them, which my friends and I find insanely funny.
Mookie! You didn’t tell me you have a side gig speaking at schools!
THAT’S MY HIGHSCHOOL BITCHES!!!!
vancouver!!!
oh shit! Magee Grad 95!
every staff member or “guest” a school ha is always on drugs. at leas at my old school. one of my friends thought he got cought selling weed and the office staff and vp actually told him to skip a period daily to sell it if they got some of the money, or be expelled
I did a choir exchange with that high school last year.
I went to Magee once!
…Yeah, that school FAILED.
Magee, psh that school was a joke
Best thing to come out of Magee:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grace_Park_(actress)
LOL that school has the same motto as mine.
LMAO
I danced there twice… Now I’ll feel uncomfortable going there XD
Wow I go to this school, whats more I know the person who puts that shit up LOL
LOL vancouveR?
ya vancouver XD i dont remeber this happnin i dont go to that school though XD
I go there!
lol. this is in my city
My school failed once. They had a poster to promote a walk to fight cancer, and the large catchphrase was, “Fight the Cure!”
YEAH I TOOK LIKE THE SAME PICTURE LOL I CANT BELIEVE IT GOT A FAIL BLOG LOL
i think mahh school fails moree… there were homemade bombs in random places around the school!
im suree some of yuu might have heard about that??
brighton sec.
or summer heights high??
Rofl, I almost died from laughter!!!
that’s my old high school! explains a lot…
my family has a school named after them?! jk jk jk
no i didnt theres tupac named my school
OMG im on drugs 2!!!!