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Mmmmm..
Nnnnn…
Pppp…?
Perhaps.
P=NPpppppp…?
Pbbbtttt!!!! *raspberries at you*
Are those raspberries, or are they nuts?
raspberrynuts
They don’t smell like raspberries.
Raspberries don’t scream when you step on them…
I wasn’t under the impression that nuts did, either!
ahem…
Dude, if your nuts scream, then I don’t want to have ANYthing to do with them. Freakish, mutant nuts…gah.
It’s not actually the nuts that scream, it’s what’s attached to the nuts that screams.
Yes, um…that was sort of my point.
How do you attach a tea kettle to nuts?
Someone should write a guide on that.
they’re moar liek giant cherries, actually
you’re a girl
aren’t you ?
You don’t know much about anatomy…do you?
(And yes…I am a woman of the female persuasion.)
And don’t think that we’re not happy about that.
Hee…!
No. She.
Me?
Oui.
Wheee!
(new post up)
(As opposed to a woman of the male persuasion?)
(Yes. That’s why it’s funny.)
(Or…supposed to be, anyway.)
Now days gender seems to be multiple choice.
Can’t remember who it was who said he had three children, one of each kind.
Monsieur Yogi Berra?
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries…
But the snozberries taste like snozberries
Littering annnd…?
littering annnd….?
littering and…?
That’s what she said?
nooooooooooooooooooooo?
Mmmm….EEELLLMMMOOO….
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=elmo+pictures&aq=1&oq=elmo+pic
Is that a picture of Elmo?
Just needs a yellow nose…
already has the evil grin…
triple fail it’s namin the wrong thing, nut also means eggs or huevos, and in a children’s book which tops it
That is clearly a nut.
You sir, are clearly a nut.
Surely you jest.
He’s serious… And don’t call him Shirley.
OR Jest.
I’ll call him whatever I like, including Shirley AND Jest.
And your new name shall be “Troll”.
Why?
Insulting the regulars (and Talldude is one) is never a good idea.
I thought that everyone here was somewhat irregular.
If you are, I recommend prunes.
Now THAT was below the belt.
So sorry. That was not what you were referring too?
*innocent look*
Of course not. I would never stoop to scatological references. I am pure in thought and deed.
*sprays cranberry juice all over screen*
Is that a new cleaning method, Dragon? Or was that a nose-spray?
“Scatological”? Bee bee dee bop doo bop shebow….
And why would that be my new name?
See above.
Uhh.. Avis.. I think Milo was being funny, not a troll…
You all belong in trees, cos you are ALL a nut
When a Daddy-bird loves a Mommy-bird very much, he’ll leave his “nuts” in the nest…
(birds could have 3, you never know…)
Um, maybe the Mommy-bird was gang-loved by 3 Daddy-birds?
Shouldn’t that be 1,5 Daddy-birds? But then again, I’m no ornithologist.
Argh! My innocent eyes!
*washes eyes*
Too late, they have been contaminated.
*alarm raised*
Pupils please leave the area. All Irises must evacuate. The eyes have been contaminated.
Would you like the brain bleach?
Code A113, this is not a drill pupils!
Brain bleach required. Please stand by for cleansing.
No, when a Daddy-bird loves a Mommy-bird very much he leaves his “nut” in the Mommy-bird.
awww wtf d00d *brainbleach*
Eh? Birds mate with bees don’t they?
Course they do! And Moomins mate with *SQUEEZE*!
(Sorry Mickey… I got addicted yesterday)
Am I expecting accident moomin-fish?
*gets excited*
*SQUEEZE*
*sends card*
fsrhtr
?!
this comment was so pointless i actually managed to overlook it on my first scroll-through.
How do you fail so much? editors anyone?
they all died… >.> …dont ask how…<.<
This is the closest I’ll ever be to first.
LOL@FAILIURES TO BE FIRST.
lol@failures to spell
I am first. I lol at you!
Yea it is kinda hard to get first comment when they are usually posted about 2 or 3 in the morning here…
This egg is nuts
Nn for nest!
Nn’s will not nest below this comment.
Yeah, I can’t believe so many people here have FAILED to see it’s a NEST!
ha ha ha
WHAT!!!! It’s a nest? OMG!
The nut is a nest? OMGWTFBBQ!
Fluffy, you messed it up! This is how it goes:
ZOMGWTFKFCBBQ!1!1!one!1
Clearly.
nutmEGG
*snork!*
*clap clap clap*
*snap snap snap*
This wasn’t meant to go here… threading fail
Wait… wtf? This was just down on the bottom two seconds ago. Seriously failblog. WTF?
It’s been happening to everybody. Drives you eggs, doesn’t it.
*crackle crackle crackle*
*pop pop pop*
*rice rice rice*
*crispies crispies crispies*
*lucky lucky lucky*
*charms charms charms*
*Led Led Led*
*Poisoning poisoning poisoning*
^ Fail! The appropriate answer to “Led Led Led” is actually
“Zeppelin Zeppelin Zeppelin”
*SPOILER ALERT*
It was a
*pun pun pun*
Well if that’s the case, Captain Awesome gets an Awesome
Spelling Fail.
Lead not Led.
*inpu inpu inpu*
*troll troll troll*
*sends matt a clue clue clue*
*makes sure the clues stick stick stick*
With *glue glue glue*?
staples them to his head just in *case case case*
Geeee, I hope he doesn’t *sue sue sue*
Passes out her *card card card*
^ is that card a *visa visa visa* or *mastercard mastercard mastercard*
I’m gonna *shop shop shop* for a *lawyer lawyer lawyer*
so I can *sue sue sue* for the staples in my head. Now every
time I drink a glass of water it sprinkles out all over my
keyboard when I’m playing World of Warcraft . Now I gotta go get
mom to take me to Best Buy for a new keyboard, and then
go to Sam’s club for some new low-profile tires on my 87 Honda CRX
to go with the neon green rims I just put on it.
You guys make life difficult for a 30-year old.
*pats matts head head head* dont try 2 hard ok?
*lol lol lol*
One clap for each nut!
What EGG has three CLAPS?
Caught the clap 3 times perhaps?
*hears the sound of one hand clapping*
Ring the EGGS?
The EGGS if you’re lucky
EGG has the clap!!!???? *runs to free clinic*
I just got back from there, Mookie… apparently they mixed up SlowPoke’s analysis with mine… phew!
*turns to SlowPoke*
Dude, i got good and bad news for ya… well, actually it’s only bad news.
It’s a nesting fail. The kind we see everyday here on failblog.
Nuts wont nest below this level.
Nests aren’t nuts below this level.
Nuts won’t nest below this level?
*checks pants*
Levels won’t nest below these nuts.
Click on my name that won’t nut below this nest.
Argh… failure
Well, that explains the hemmorhoids.
Man.. that musta been one fat vicar…
Hiya Fluff! Turn on IM! *smooch*
Depends on your level of nuts.
Level of nut? What is this, some warped pokemon game?
pokemon lives on Broomrape.
Yes BFF, Yes It Is…
Your mutants are sterile. -offers the evidence-
You would know. WAIT — If it is, then you would be referring to an Eggxecute, or, more accurately, a Seedot. Geez, I need to smack my nephew upside the head for telling me everything about that game. He’s the most pathetic 16 year old I’ve ever met.
now theres portable nut!
NEGGative.
Neopets win!
MM Nuts
No. Mm Nnuts.
THIS IS NUCKING FUTS!
“BUCK FUTTER!”
“BUCK FUSH!”
I LUCKING FOVE YOU, MAN!
I’d be more concerned over the fact that there’s THREE of them…
This coming from someone who can’t cut a pie.
LOL. *smooch*
Wingnuts
Lugnuts
Peanuts
Pizza Huts
(Now serving pizza)
Jabba the Huts
(Now serving pizza)
Nuggnuts?
Nuthatches?
Crackednuts?
The Nutcracker? Where?
In the suite.
On the Fairy to Sugarplum.
^ Hey let’s leave Elton John out of this, alright?
…unless you bring a potato
Pip squeaks?
Squeaks the Pip…
sorry, you didn’t need to see that.
Nest?
Guest?
needs a rest?
Lest?
Lets
You jest.
Lets Jet!
i’ll bet.
Don’t fret.
DON’T WORRY!
Be happy.
Get glad!
Did you know that the specific body part mentioned in the picture is called nuts in some languages while eggs in some other languages?
Luigi, we know it’s you. Mario would have a red avatar!
huevos – we got it!
Habla? EGGS
it is true, in german ‘eier’ means ‘egg’, but its also a common slang term used to refer to the uhh… testicular area…. mainly the actual testicles….
NUTS=EGGS
maybe its a german book… that got translated into english using slang words?
/overly complicated explanation fail
Definitely overly complicated explanation. Do you seriously think these books get translated???
Not only in German of course!
Eggs = bird nuts? *confused*
Did you think nuts grow on trees???
That’s it in a nutshell!
Maybe they are peck-ans.
Sorry fluffy
In trees, in nests.
Incest?
Nuts grow on trees? That’s crazy!!
It’s just plain nuts, I’m telling ya.
NEWS FLASH!!!
That looks like Elmo!
BREAKING NEWS!!!
How on earth does that look like an Elmo?
don’t watch too much U.S. PBS, eh?
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=elmo+pictures&aq=1&oq=elmo+pic
It looks like Elmo’s squished cousin.
THIS JUST IN!!!
Maybe it`s elmo before he was hatched!
EGGmo?
( wondering if I should own up to my Scottish heritage right about now )
You have such a pretty avatar. Like a black-and-white flower. Or a pinwheel.
/off topic
Let me know when you think you have it. I’ll tell you if your right.
I know, its a barracuda. No, an envelope? No. The American Economy?
If you stare long and hard (no comments, please) at “Elmo” and then look at the white space in the margin, he turns into Oscar the Grouch.
You can do the same with pictures of Barack Obama. Stare at it for a while, and then look at a white sheet of paper and you’ll see Jesus (except he has horns).
I don’t recommend you do this very often b/c then you’ll get Al Sharpton complaining that you are only staring at white sheets of paper and violating affirmative action.
What came first? The nut or the bird?
Which one was the guy?
the nut of course..
GOD
*Choir sings Hallelujah*
Old Pun…
5 senses? Singing in not one of them…
Hearing is… Turn down the volume….
PLEASE.
Off topic: What does an agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do in his spare time? He stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
My grampa had a nut fail, now he uses viagra
He said: “If the nuts fall out of the nest and the bird won’t fly, it’s time to give viagra a try”
Ricky Gervais? Is that you?
WHY, THIS JUST ISN’T FUNNY.
WHY, DOES YOUR BIRD NOT FLY?
Soccer accident
Trident Mishap
My wife has winter tires on her van
And chains on the hatch
and fails on her blog.
I’ll Fail YOUR Blog
And I’ll broomrape yer dead end
Why does that sound like an innuendo?
I’ll have some scrambled nuts please.
Brown or white nuts, sir?
Why would anyone put his nuts in a nest? I don’t understand this one.
No-one understands. No-one. NO-ONE!!!
*screams and runs out of room, with arms in air*
*Calls after BFF* “You forgot your cake…”
*Looks around* “…oh well, no point in this cake that is so delicious and moist go to waste!”
Inpu is upset because those ancient Greeks are changing languages again. Used to be nuts were nuts and eggs were eggs. Now those olive-munching dictators made it so eggs are nuts and nuts are eggs. I don’t want eggs. I’m a dude. Dudes have nuts. Chicks have egg cells. Leave our biology alone, olive-munching cheriot jockies.
“olive munching”? You mean Nero? Or Mussolini?
Those Greeks had a thing for olives, with their olive trees and their olive oils and whatnot. They had some sort of olive fetish or something.
Hey Cap’A, I am curious…is it even physically possible to write a comment on here that does not involve the mention of Inpu, Anubis, foxes, Led Zepplin…etc.?
Not that I’m aware of. What’s wrong with Inpu, Zeppelin, foxies, ‘nubis, etc.? Are you one of those Zeppelin-hating Greeks?
No…mere curiosity is all. Continue with what you were doing.
Copying and pasting, I’m guessing.
Nope. Each reference to Inpu, ‘nubis, Zeppelin, foxies, etc. is custom made. You can’t rant about Ancient Greeks messing with our biology with a rant about Zeppelin-haters that don’t happen to be ancient Greeks, now can you?
Hey, hey, hey now. See, I love me some Zeppelin from time to time (Can you say, “Stairway to Heaven”?), but I believe I have some Greek in me. Granted, I’m not ancient, opposed to what those darn 3 year olds say, but not all Greeks are what their nuts are all cracked up to be. And I used to love olives. Black olives. So I’m not a racist, either!
*Gains composure* Ahem. I apologize.
looks like a declaration fail imo
bust a nut?
burst a gut cuz Inpu’s got the door shut.
Who inpu?
y he shut door?
*panics*
open t3h door inpu.
break an egg?
and move that leg. It’ll get you closer to that beer keg.
(Horus won’t nest below this level)
seriously, you can’t tell a Chozo what to do. They know chicks in space armor.
Ok, the comments on failblog are truly some of the most insane I’ve ever seen. But seriously, do people seriously not realize that this is a Nest? Apparently only 3 or 4 people in the comments seriously do realize this.
Seriously.
Oops, the fails on me, I didn’t read the “nut” caption :-!
*points and laughs*
I now declare your blindness to be cured.
Ah. You finally got the yolk.
You gave me the first literal LOL on this fail. You, sir, win a hug of gratitude.
I’m with Sporkie. You actually made me LOL.
oooh bumnut!
Bumnuts! Also known as cackleberries.
Warning: May contain traces of egg
I had nuts for breakfast.
Anpu says: You sure did. You sure did.
This is a Five Thumbs Down Fail right here! Whoever made that chart had no business trying to teach somebody’s child anything!
Could it be a mistranslation from Spanish to English (i.e. huevos=eggs or (slang) nuts)? *shrug*
This is what I’m thinking too
how many languages share the same word for “egg” and “ball” or “nut”?
well sometimes eggs can be nuts, too…hehehehehe…
well sometimes eggs can be nuts, too…hehehehehe…
they are even “my guys” or “the boys”…hehehhe…
Am I the only one that thinks that looks like eggs in a nest?
Some in Australia call them” bum nuts “
sooooo. i saw this fail thing and i put it together, in spanish huevos (eggs) is a slang/nickname for balls (testicles) which is also known as “nuts” ….so is it really a fail?
In Germany, testicles are also called “nuts” and “eggs”
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