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I’m confused…
No Comment.
*comments*
more like no humor
Humour, surely?
I don’t think so
I do think so.
I do pilates so :Þ~~~
*wipes up Ryannon’s dribble*
Damn! You beat me to it Loz! I had to go to the back of the
house to fine an old bib .
I have one from Red Lobster, minus the stains she’s good as new!
Signs up Bondfan and youfailhere for the next Humo(u)r 101 course.
Attendance is mandatory.
I’ve become unfunny, have I?
Humo(u)r 101? Surely you jest?
Did you see what they were arguing about up there???^^
So yeah…a little refresher course wouldn’t hurt.
WHAT THE #$%&# DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH THE PICTURE!
Is a pilate just a pirate that arrives long after the others?
Woohoo! I like it.
But…do you like THIS??
*squeezes the moomin!*
*gets on scooter and putt-putt-putts away*
Punctuation fail. Originality fail. Name win.
I second that motion
I third that notion.
I fourth that elephant
I fifth that lotion.
I sixth that potion.
I eleventeenth this juxdaposition.
I nth that ocean.
I eight that muffin.
I ninth that dimension.
(*hugs Fluffy* Are you feeling better?)
I accidentally twelve angry men.
(*hugs Mookie*.. much much better, thanks!)
I thirteenth that friday.
I twelfth that July.
I sixteenth that chapel.
I seventeenth that sexy.
I ninty-ninthed Jay – Z’s problems. A woman wasn’t one of them, however.
I hundred-and-one’th that dalmation.
I fifty-tooth that pickup.
I 52nd that street.
I 34rd that street.
I threehundred those spartans.
I 21st that amendment.
I 86th that shoe phone.
I 6.66 those Juses shirts.
I 1348rd that bubonic plague.
I 44th that President
I 1066th that Norman.
I TEN LORDS A-LEAPING
I 1138th that THX.
I 42nd Life, the Universe and everything.
I 451nd that Fahrenheit.
I 27-0th that Army!
I 82nd that Airborne!
I 4077th that M*A*S*H*
I 52th that B!
I 20,000th the league under that sea.
I $6 million th that man!
I 6th that sense!
I 51th that area!
I 54th that studio!
I 5th that slaughterhouse!
I 5th ammendment that plead.
I 7th that Pearl Harbor
I 2012th that Armageddon!
I 24th 1/2 Century that Duck!
I 1st that formula!
I 5th that Mambo.
I 90210 horrible TV.
I 9th that eleven.
I 7th that eleven!
I 9th those tailors.
no no no, I fifth that vodka!
Bacon vodka?
*gags*
Hey now, some of us enjoy our spirits to be porkified.
While I do believe that Bacon is god’s perfect food, mixing it with alcohol seems rather blasphemous to me.
I 1408ed that haunted hotel room
“should i stay or should i go now? if i stay there will be trouble!!
If you go it will be double.
So c’mon and let me know…
So come on and let me know: Should I stay or should I go?
Guess I’ll go rock the Casbah.
This indecision’s buggin’ me.
Si no me quieres, librame
Aye papi.
Siempre coqetiando y enganyando
Me arrodilla y estas feliz.
Well this thread certainly drifted a little.
Sorry. One day is fine the next is black.
so if you want me off your back…
well come one and let me know
Exit LIGHT, Enter NIGHT
Taaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake my hand!
Off to never never land! *moshes*
Don’t go there! Jacko the Wacko will…
Oh, wait. You’re a bit old for him, aren’t you. Nevermind.
And female. Phew!
Nachos y burritos por favor, ombre.
Il a peur de son ombre.
Ombre waves of grain.
La vache laitière ne peut pas elle-même
Tu accidenty ton verbe!
Merde.
*rires*
*ecrires*
*rofflés*
*soufflés*
*Stouffer’s Bistro*
Le petit mans!
‘Le’ is beginning of my last name! Woo hoo! Viva a la France! *Dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee dee Circus Theme!* *Rides on a unicycle wearing a spandex unitard while dancing to “Thriller” and doing the “Funky Chicken” at the same time* Hee hee!
LOL that sign is made by my dad’s company. Guess my dad fails too hahahah
oh the lulz
Oh the fails
Looks like entrapment to me.
They should have a sign up warning people they’re about to be entrapped then shouldn’t they?
Isn’t that what this sign already warns them?
No, that sign just tells them not to trespass. Not that the site is being monitored for trespassing constantly.
The sign should warn them they’d be prostituted.
Oooh, fluffy, you beat me to it! :p
I’m glad you’re feeling better, btw!
poo!
Sounds like a lawyer comment!
Let’s see what the jurors have to say about this one…
Fellow Canadians! *group hug*
My aunt is a Canadian…does that count?
*hopeful look*
“Get out!!!! … and come again please!”
This is not an entrance.
that’s what she said
Oh no. “That will cost extra” is what she said.
She simply got that as a tramp stamp, with appropriate downward arrow.
Your name matches your situation.
your name matches your
YOU’RE NOT FUNNY
Wow, that was a good comeback.
No, seriously, that made no sense whatsoever.
yeah I know
seriously, though, yours was a pretty good joke “Your name matches your situation” deserves a high five.
Bondfan is more cool than you… Meaning he automatically wins..
Aw, thanks.
Wait, was that meant to be sarcastic?
We shall let the Wheel of Fate decide the outcome of this impasse.
Actually, I lol’ed at youfailhere’s reply…
*shoots bff an apologetic look*
Me too, but I kept quiet so BFF would never know.
P.S. *SQUEEZE*
Heeeeeee…!
Wheel of morality turn, turn, turn; tell us the lesson that we should learn.
you mean cooler right?
Go home, troll. These people are not up to your standard.
Good on you ronber.
youfailhere, you must be pretty desperate to use the ancient ‘that’s what she said’ joke. It’s been banned in Failblog for months. Along with ‘Soviet Russia’.
In Soviet Russia that’s what she said!
*universe implodes*
In Soviet Russia the universe implodes you.
That’s what she said!
First!
That’s what Chuck Norris said!
*masturbates*
This isn’t really a fail.
Photoshopped. Shadows are all *Charlie Brown’s teacher’s Wah Wah wa Wa Wa*
No, it’s photoshopped.
Trust me. Anytime Christopher masturbates, it’s a fail.
Only for all the passerbyers at the senior center.
*passersby
B3nd 0v3r and I’ll show you a passerby!
I wish the passersby in my city would do that… *sigh*
Dragon, that would be a hit and run.
Wait a minute, it is NOT a fail when Christopher masturbates. It is Tradgic(tm), but not a fail.
*No longer masturbates – five knuckle shuffles instead*
It’s simple. It’s a brothel. If you trespass, you will be prostituted so come on in.
*Eagerly trespasses*
With weekly rapes so low we can’t mention them on TV!
The tiny red, almost unreadable “FAIL!” isn’t itself completely unfailish, either.
I didn’t notice that until you pointed it out!
It’s like the “Horton hears a Who” of fails.
A fail is a fail, no matter how small!
I always hated FAIL in big chunky letters…. Who agrees?
Hate is such a strong word. What did chunky fail letters do to you to make you feel so adamantly about this? Did the chunky letters force you to lose your job? Did chunky letters take your daughter out last night and not bring her home? Is it possible you are using chunky letters to deflect the real source of your anger?
*golf clap* excellent!
*hugs caddy*
*whispers* Since I think golf is a stoopid game, (I can think of much better uses of balls, holes and green fields), I have no idea what a “*golf clap*” is. Please tell me. */whispers*
From Wiki:
A golf clap is a quiet form of clapping performed by lightly and rapidly clapping the fingers of one hand against the palm of the other. It is patterned after the sound of distant clapping heard during televised golf tournaments (during a golf tournament, a golf clap is an audience’s normal show of appreciation via clapping, but done quietly to not disturb people golfing at other nearby fairways, hence the intentionally subdued sound level).
Occasionally the “golf clap” is employed as a sarcastic form of applause, used to show indifference or disdain, just as the the ’slow handclap’ may be used.
So, I should expect all *golf clap* usgae on FAIL Blog to be of the
“Occasionally the “golf clap” is employed as a sarcastic form of applause, used to show indifference or disdain…” variety. RIGHT?
Well, no. I tend to golf from time to time on this site, can you please keep it down so I can concentrate?
FORE!!!
When I *golf clap* here it’s actually in appreciation. I loved what Sammy wrote.
Same, the few times I have used it (golf clap) is more of the definitioin …
a minor show of appreciation so as not to raise a ruckus and
nor disturb the concentration of other commenters.
Thank you very much!
*feels all warm and fluffy*
Can you hit the two soggy holes in one shot?
Chuck Norris hits two soggy holes with one ball.
That’s the sign for the door which is locked, and unlocked for Sage.
yeah, and of course the person who’s “behind the door” has a gun too.
Only if you are there to rape or rob them.
well that’s already implied
In that case, I’ll have to recommend against using a certain hotel. Their rapes are weekly.
but not weakly
Go big or go home I always say. No sense in being weakly raped.
Yeah, who would want a weak rape?
Those who have been wanting to get laid but are too tired after a long hard day at work to go through all the trouble to go pick up someone at a club. So the leave the apt. door open and wait for a timid rapist.
“Burglars and rapists – the door is locked and I have a gun”
“Weak burglars and rapists – the door is locked with the sliding chain thingy and I have a worn slingshot”
I can’t believe that not only does their exist a company that makes these signs, but that they actually get used.
(Clicky my name)
Oh Holy! I just had that happen the other day. Except I did the hitting and it was in the men’s bathroom.
Ry is turned on by clean hands. Go figure.
Did you see the two urinals in the corner at a 90-degree angle to each other?
It’s for when they want to play Battleship.
Fluffy, LOL!
I’m pretty sure some of Craigslists “Missed connections”, started out like this.
Well, Schrödinger’s cat needs somewhere to be.
But…does he??
*mysterious look*
I guess I should have said the cat needs somewhere to be – or to not be.
That is the question.
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer the teeth and claws of outrageous paradox…
…or by half-assedly draping the door mat over the box, hide them.
*tries to enter without entering*
maybe you could try the exit…
There is no spoon.
my spoon is too big
You’re overcompensating.
touché…
Don’t touché that, you don’t know where it’s been!
But don’t passe’ it up either.
I’m trying to touché the touché button without touché-ing it!
Use your mouth.
Hm…um….
*looks around for a knight in white satin to save her*
You rang?
I did. You’re right on chime!
*grin*
I don’t bell-ieve it!
Oh bell-ieve it. The admiral is here and gong before you even realize it.
Hah. Sez you. He’d campanile away, being the gentleman that he is, if I didn’t make it clear he could camp with me.
And believe me…he can make my senses jingle all night long.
*grin*
That’s quite the ringing accolade.
We all pray he doesn’t drop a clanger.
This would go great on a woman’s t-shirt.
Passive aggresive sign. Therapy not included.
(clicky my name, again. I love this blog)
That is a great site. Dunkin’ donuts should be ashamed.
I was shocked to find that there are no Dunkin Donuts in NW Arkansas. In NJ, they are on every corner.
No White Castle or In-Out-Burger either? It’s just not right.
How many different burger chains does one country need?!
I used to love Dunkin’ Donuts but the only one here closed down a few years ago
At least you don’t live in NorthEAST Arkansas. The lack of ANYTHING there would probably put you into a coma, considering that a lack of Dunkin Donuts puts you in shock! (Actually there ARE huge amounts of bloodsucking enormous mosquitoes…)
I’m super happy to live closer to the western part of the state now!
Thanks fluffy!!
That is a another great time waster!
well, anyone who is already invited can see where to enter, and anyone who is not welcome is warned not to come in. very effective signage, actually… i say WIN.
You’re just a bummer matt! I’ll bet that all the people at work are consistently irritated at you as well.
Uh…
And you probably get paid way too much.
Uh…
And you dress funny.
Well, my cousin was this sign and had a photo taken and it looked nothing like this in real life. And you can tell it’s been photoshopped as there isn’t the floating red word ‘fail’ in real life because I would have tripped over it. And and and as Bob says, you dress funny.
your cousing WAS this sign? What is he now? A failure by relation?
g-whizz!
Your cousin WAS this sign? What is he now? A failure by relation?
…or by double posting.
*ducks*
*geese*
He joined the services and was posted there.
But was he squeezed by a dragon?
*SQUEEZES THE FISH*
*Puts her back in her bowl*
Would be better if they put “tresspassers will be shot” sign followed by “enter” sign.
And a “Survivors will be shot twice” sign below that one.
How many times do I have to tell them, when I say “Enter” on the phone, I mean the button on the keyboard. I guess that’s what I get for phoning in my signage though.
ORLY?
RLY.
What if you enter through the exit ?
You better wear a condom.
and remove the potato.
But put the curtains up first.
Naked, in mid-day, in front of curently curtainless windows
Don’t enter the exit all at once, take your time.
No point. The exit sign says “No untrespassing, exit”
but keep the fish ?
These are not the fish you seek.
So long and thanks for all the fish!
All your fish are belong to us.
Oh fishy, fishy, fishy fish! A fish, a fish, a fishy OOOOH!
I’m gonna get you little fishy.
Thou shalt have a fishy on a little dishy, thou shalt have a fishy when the boat comes in. Dance to the daddy, sing to the mammy, dance to the daddy when the boat comes in.
i give good fish to you , cause i’m really good at it.
I see you haven’t mastered the ancient art of commenting to replies.
Good fish to you too sir.
Hmm….maybe you’re allowed to enter, but then can’t go any further once you do….
The sign kind of says “Come in, but wait by the door.”
(Kind of like when you go to pick up your date and her dad tells you to come in, but then he makes you stand by the door to talk to him…)
the real fail here, is not that the sign is saying “don’t enter, enter” it’s saying “don’t enter without my permission, but those who have my permission, enter here. *see meaning of trespassing in dictionary if you’re confused.*
the fail here, is that the creator failed miserably in creating this. it’s just simple sign stating the above already mentioned, but i say it again for the slower readers. “only those who can enter with my permission can enter here, if you don’t have my permission, you’re not allowed.”
meh.
*pats fluffy*
Soooo, what you are saying is that you can’t enter? Or is it one of those “you can’t enter if you are this high, but if you are only as tall as the ‘enter’ part then you can enter?” signs?
So no DOES mean yes…..hmmm *thinks of all the kinky things my husband has said NO about*
If you need me to sign off on these “kinky things”, let me know. I’m a notary public.
Yes…this sign marks the forbidden “Rear Entrance”
This is definitely not a fail. Stupid.
I agree. I don’t see how it got 4 thumbs. Not Fail.
why is this a fail. it means people that live there can enter. ooo tough
*Drinks a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster to clear head, gets drunk instead.*
trespassers will be shot on sight, but come in anyway. I HAVE COOKIES