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we know all about lige and are super intellifent!
we know all about tige and are super elephant
We know all about tide and are super elegant.
We know all about manbearpig and are super serial.
We know all about manbearpig and are super surreal.
I saw that episode last night, while I slaughtered some veal.
OJ got 15, where’s the appeal.
u people keep tryin to rhyme, whats the deal?
the deal is the meal
so bear the ware
and watch your hair
XD
What’s the deal?
we say what we feel
our rap skills, they’re real
past failure phrases,
we commonly steal
it adds to appeal
if it happens to rhyme
I hope this story
is worth your time
now pour me some vodka
*don’t forget the lime*
what is that freetyping
“What is free typing?”
Do us a favour and kill yourself. (Just kidding)
Your thoughts are polluting the air, it’s bad for our health.
I will kill you
One of the best comments on Failblog.
Deal, Schmeal.
No one will listen to me!
Did you guys hear something?
haven’t you heard about the bird? well, everyone knows that the bird is the word!
We know all about hide and are super relevant.
We know all about hied and are super relaxant.
we all know about hyde and are super jekyllized
We know all about hype and are super jellyfish.
We know all about size and are super excellent.
We know all about pis and are super constant.
you all suck
I prefer to chomp.
Stay away from me then!
I prefer to lick.
C-4 up yours sucka
wait…I thought…that was a good thing. I’ll inform my husband…
we all know you guys cant shut up, so duct tape or C-4
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The UNC sticker on the car says it all!!! ROTFLMAO!
Absolutely… a picture is worth a thousand words… nuff’ said!
im here to drop some knowlige
Oh no! Do they accidenty wrong?
no! don’t be silly.
they do accidenty right
I had to go to the accidentist
Is that like an accidental specialist?
More like The Accidental Tourist.
More like my armpits smell.
Try this.
*hands mermaid a stick of deodorant*
Seacret: Strong enough for a merman, pH balanced for a mermaid!
An Occidental Tortoise?
That’s what they get for using the dictioniary.
Do you mean the dicitionary?
I thought he was referring to a dictonairy
Is that a dirty word?
“Actually, that’s ‘S-Words’ Mister Connery…”
I’ll take “The Penis Mightier”
*gives to Megan*
I’ll take The Rapists for four hundred, Alex!
“No see, there, it says ‘Turd Ferguson’…that’s funny”
Yeah, my buzzer’s broken.
Yeah, I’ll take “Ape Tit,” for four hundred.
Let’s go with Foreign Flicks for $400.
*beep* Ursula Andres!
no.. he was referring to the dicitionary
Nah, It’s another failblog picture of a dictionary with the word “Dictionary” spelt like “Dicitionary” on it’s cover…
Oh yeah, I accidenty my ‘i’.
Well, that’s what you get for asking for that official Red Ryder carbine-action 200-shot range model air rifle for Christmas, Ralphie.
Plus, you broke your glasses. Happy now?
You’ll shoot your eye out, you’ll shoot your eye out!!!!!! Watch out for the Bumpus’s dogs.
I won’t shot my eye out- the only things I’ll shoot at are large pieces of sheet metal. No worries mom.
Sounds like a waste of pizza to me
I wonder if they deliver?
Yule Chute yer aye out
Sticker?
*matursgates*
Pimple?
*Exphoaliyates*
Thirsty?
*hidraytes*
Fubbumaggu?
*Disfarbulates*
You spelld that lahst won rong!
Your mohm spelld that lahst won rong lahst nite.
China plates?
*Breaks*
Tectonic plates? *shakes*
13rd
Thir-terd?
the turd
Win!
Actually, it’s a FAIL for anyone that needs to use the bathroom afterwards.
Crap!
*crap*
I was actually the firs to post here!
Actually no, you were about 52 minutes too late for that. Better luck next time.
This guy is posting on all fails saying he was the first to post there. It’s probably a very funny joke in his head.
well in this case he was the firs…i assume that’s some sort of coniferous joke.
Don’t make me get all deciduous on you!
Perhaps he is simply pining to be 1st.
Personally, I hope he leaves.
augh! the puns are making my internal organs bleed!
That’s it, I’m breaking out the big wood.
Next time, try to tell it more convincingly, e.g. ” I was actually the first “.
THEN we may believe you.
You were the first post here.
No, you were the larch.
No, you were the maple.
‘E waz the Birch to post here, that’s why ‘ez zo Poplar
You are not my friend.
firs + t
thirs + t
* leaves office to get a beer or two *
*meets czuhc in bar and orders rum and coke*
*Joins the boys at the bar but just orders soda…..What someone’s gotta drive your drunk ars home.*
*smacks Thomas upside the head* I’m a girl
Yeah dumbass, see the flower?
Yeah dumbass, see the squirrel?
a ‘nother one?
Yep, this skwerl right here! Did you miss me, Bob?
Would you prefer if I called you Robert, Rob, Robbie, Bobert, or Bobby? Or do you have some other nickname you prefer?
*Psst* Live sex show near the trash can, Spicy Nuts.
Knowlige is power!
Knowlige es powir!
that doesnt even make sense!! even if knowledge was spelt right. spelling fail …
No, that was an entire education fail… that’s why we now have the NC Education lottery. If you win THEN you can afford to get a real education at a real school.
So are both Carolinas’ people… unable to do so… because … some people…etc? Or is that just something that i personally believe?
uhhh… whaaaa?
he must be living in North Carolina
Nothing could be finer than to be inside Carolina in the morning,
No one could be sweeter than my sweetie when I eet her in the morning.
sounds like you need to go ring a bell for a while and calm yourself a bit there skwerlly
no, it’s because they don’t have maps and such as.
You mean in South Africa and Iraq and such as?
yes, but let us not forget the Asian countries.
*South Africa and THE Iraq and such as.
What? The Iraq? Are you sure its not just A Iraq?
I personally believe there are two. The South Iraq and The North Iraq,
where the knowlige is at its finest.
soz that was miss SOUTH carolina. we in norf carolina r mush moore sofistimacated ten taht!
HaHA! Miss North Carolina Fail WIN!
Could NOT BELIEVE she eventually won that.
Huh, so North Carolina isn’t the bastion of knowledge and intellectualism that I thought? Colour me surprised.
I live in NC and crap like that is pretty common.
Am I the only prior resident of NC here that isn’t surprised at this?
In NC it’s spelled “prier.” You’re clearly an impostor.
I lived in NC for 3 years. While the people were very nice, it wouldn’t have surprised me to see this there.
At least they got the silent ‘k’ part right…
Actually, in NC it isn’t silent.
neither is your mom….
Haha, FAIL.
Please note the UNC tag in the lower left-hand corner. They’re the Tard-heels for a reason, people.
tar holes!!!
knowlige is powah – I lernt that in kolige
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
Dream the Undreamable.
Could Knowlige be a person or place, and not actually a misspelling of knowledge?
you are the death of fun
You are the fun of death.
Fun are the death of you.
Death are the you of fun
Are death the fun of you?
Damn, now you people have ME doing it.
Well, you can’t have slaughter without laughter
In Soviet Russia, fun kills you!
No.
I don’t think this decal would make sense even if knowledge was spelled properly.
An entire city full of ICHC forum posters? =o
“Naim are town” offishul reazelts
Cheezfrenz – treefitty voats
Hoap – elebenty two voats
Speshul – twelfteen seben voats
Knowlige –
threety hunnerthirsandeennawtsecundestThis makes me so happy!!! I go to NCSU!!! UNC’s Rival!!! ahhh sweet victory!!! It’s hard to misspell MOO at NCSU!
but some how, you did
“MOO” is that all they teach you? No wonder…
Unfortunately, NCSU is NOT UNC’s rival. You are our retarded cousins.
And also, clearly, this person did not go to the #5 public University in the country. We can’t say the same thing for State students….
This is my school and I would to officially apologize for the stupidity of some of our supporters.
Go Heels.
You accidenty one of your words. What should you do?
GO WEST
You are eaten by a grue.
Yay! Nice catch!
*Uses the missing action verb on Ry.*
*Grabs the camera*
Don’t forget the mushrooms!
maybe it’s the last name of the person who owns the car? come on, let’s have a little more faith in humanity…it’s a stretch, but i’m really thinking it’s the last name. err, maybe more hoping than thinking.
Being from North Carolina, Knowlige is a last name I saw/heard several times. I’m assuming that’s what this is.
UNC is a great school; realistically, many of its supporters in the state and around the nation are just fans and neither alums nor students.
I think this picture is photoshopped. Pixels around the text is a giveaway. Those pixels are nowhere else but around the state and text.
So just for fun I googled for the possible location of a town called “Knowlige, North Carolina”. Google search responded with “Did you mean KNOWLEDGE?”
Ha ha ha!
Sorry, no hope for NC. What a shock.
ROFLMAO!
Irony WIN!
Mmm… iron…
I believe the correct misspellingization and pronouncification should be “NAW- lige,” with the emphasisness on the “NAW.” Speeching class dismissed.
Duke students suck at photoshop.
I live in NC as well and I see antics like this every day
which added to the numerous “personalized” license plates – it can make you sad.
I live in Raleigh =(
At least we can blame UNC =)
Silly girl, college is for…well, let’s just say ’tis not for you, my dear (as your rejection letters clearly show).
For a UNC fan, this actually = WIN.
To give you context, a UNC football player recently said that, between his team and the team of his most recent opponent, his team was better despite the fact that said opponent had just defeated his team 41-10.
Duke wins again!
I live in SC….thank god I’m a transplant from way the hell somewhere else….these people are utterly insane.
I’m from NC, now living in LA. Having lived in DC, Atlanta, and now LA, trust me, there are idiots everywhere and there are certainly no more in the South than in other parts of the country. In fact, some of the questions I receive here out west regarding the east coast and the south make me wonder if those from Dixie aren’t a bit more worldly. Forbes or Fortune released a list of the highest concentrations of PhDs per capita in the nation and Raleigh-Durham-Chapel Hill was second only to Boston-Cambridge. That was 2-4 years ago but I’m sure it hasn’t changed much.
You’re all a bunch of snobs. I hope someday I can be as assured of my own cultural and intellectual superiority. Stereotypes are stereotypes and cultural snobbery is cultural snobbery…regardless of what place, people, and culture they’re applied to. You should be ashamed.
Then you clearly don’t understand our culture.
Pretentiousness fail.
Stereotypes are types or stereos.
Now that was CLASSIC! I live in Florida and trust me when I say, “They are NOT that much more ejumacated here.”
LOL Florida schools are horrible, suprisingly Texas had a better educational system. Being an alum of U
Can’t
Finish!
Sam Houston State ftw!
This kind of error disappoints me to no end. Take a moment and look at your work!
I mean “a rival” created it. Not me… or I.
Of course they fail, they went to UNC.
Q. What can you do with a UNC diploma?
A. Put it on the dash of your car so you can park in a handicapped space.
Ar ar ar arrrrOOOOOOOOOOO….
A quick google finds numerous “knowlige” bases
As an NCSU student up the road, I love this. UNC is the number one favorite school among people without college degrees.
Have you played the Cops drinking game? Take one whenever someone in a UNC shirt gets arrested.
I go to UNC, and this depresses me. Sadly, there are a few stupid people everywhere.
But I thank my lucky stars every day that I don’t go to that community college in Raleigh or the University of New Jersey at Durham.
Sorry, but only 5% of Duke undergrads are from New Jersey. Stop being delusional and admit inferiority
I’m sorry, but I don’t get this… Coud be, that this is because I’m german and I can’t get it…Would someone please be so kind and explain this to me?
Oh no,please ignore my comment, I got it XD Sometimes I should watch closer…
I’m Beetleguisian 6 and I get it.
I don’t get this…
if you don’t get it, you fail as much as the sign.
only at UNC
or not.
apparently a 5-year could outwit a UNC grad. rotfl
Why does that just ring true.
Probably the person’s name. Not a misspelling of knowledge.
and how many people do you know what the last name Knowlige?
Not a last name. A first name. And I don’t know anyone with that name, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist.
The irony would have been even better if it was South Carolina.
Lol, remember that?
haha i hate north carolina any way
Haha i saw that. It’s at a rest stop
again you guys just shut up im gonnaa duct tape your mouth with C-4 and lemon flavorred cats
but really screw all of you guys
I moved to North Carolina a little over a year ago. This sticker truly captures the essence of my time spent here in a way I could not have previously described. At least now I have something I can refer my out of state friends and family to whenever they ask me how it’s going…
I feel yer pain. (The “yer” was intentional, BTW.)
andddd this is what you get for going to UNC Chapel Hill….. GO DUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he he heeee
wow, learn how to spell!