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Booo, I voted this one thumbs down.
I agree. Who wants to end violence against women? Spoilsports.
*smacks mookie*
You like that, huh? You like that do ya?
*smacks again*
Nice! Now we’ll get some whipped cream! xD
Loz might have the whips. In a few minutes I’ll have the cream!
Ooo! This looks like an interesting show.
*hops on couch*
I’m Irish, it means I’m automatically qualified in professional woman-beating.
Feel free to make some popcorn, it’ll be quite the show!
I’d make some popcorn, but Shadow’s very protective of the popcorn. Regardless, I look forward to the show. I’m a huge fan of your work.
*hops on couch next to POB*
I’m betting $5 on Mookie.
I’m part Irish, I know how dirty they can fight.
*puts $10 on Loz*
I have no dollars
Any of you want to bet with Dinars?
It’ll hafta be a 4 Course Dinar in a VERY NICE Restaurant. NO fast food, OK?
I’ll trade you 39,000 IQD for its weight in USD?
Hehe… sure… Just step a bit closer…
*SQUEEZES THE MOOMIN*
Wheeee! My first moomin-squeeze ever!
I’ve seen Loz’s style. I’m with Ryannon.
*puts $15 on Loz*
But Mookie must have a lot of repressed rage! I see you $15 and i raise another 10…
Mookie is a lawyer. They fight DIRTY!
*puts $15 on Mookie*
Loz’s pen is (NOT penis!) mightier than the bar exam.
$15 on Loz.
I’m flattered by your confidence in me! However, I’ve suddenly become a conscientious objector. Sorry. I will not fight for sport!
Mmmmm Hmmmm, I see.
Going PROFESSIONAL very early in your career, Loz?
Well, how much money will you fight for?
As your agent I get 12%, so let’s ask for LOTS!
Bobby, why didn’t you inform me of your business deals? I’ll gladly join you as Loz’s co-agent! So that’s 6% each for us two skwerls. Bob, we’ll just go nuts with the money we make! We can spend it together on some picnic items, Bob. We’ll need those so we can… *ahem*… get down to business
What about for your right to party?
Thank you POB. You are a good man.
Poor Mookie. I think for she to feel loved you should dress for the occasion before hitting her.
I would suggest black leather.
Oh, how rude of me.
*dons leather*
Oooo! I like the show so far.
Don’t worry, I won’t tell Don that you stole his leather.
*sets up cameras*
I’ll get the popcorn
I’ll melt the butter.
*sets up mini bar*
Who wants a drink
I’ll drink the beer
I’ll drink water
Sorry, no water, this is a booze only kinda show.
then give me whats left
Well I did have this vodka martin shaken, not stirred, for BondFan but I’m not even sure he’s old enough to drink.
Not old enough for the show either!
Yeah, I’ll definitely be asking to see some ID
BondFan can have the Vodka Martin, just NOT a Vodka Martini!
[The drunk bird will give him something to do]
Sorry, I’ve been sampling my own wares again
*cracks open beer for loufail*
Enjoy
Are you drinking again? Girl, you need to slow down…
Enh, it’s Friday
*brings over the margaritas from the other Fail*
Is the butter for the popcorn, or is it a prop in the show?
Yes please *wink*
*lays down the twister mat*
*Scribbles out colors on spinner board and replaces with nakie body parts*
Um…is that a toe?
*feeds the dog some mushrooms*
Why is that man in a wheechiair?!
OMG WHHEEEEE! and then he was like OMG WHHHEEEEE!
Erick, why is your pens red? Is it infected?
Kinky S&M is the answer, I am afraid
As opposed to non-kinky S&M?
I think non-kinky S&M is known as wife beating.
And then we have the utterly kinky M&S stuff.
I am to naive even to understand it.
With mookie, you mean udderly, no?
Why, yes. And I also meant M&L.
LMAO Erick! You totally made my morning cuz now I’m like OMG WHEEEEEEEEEE!
Me also.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
i want to go WEEEEEE, but i ain’t got drugs yet
GONADS and STRIFE!
GONADS in the LIGHTNING
Hey! You made me snarf at work!
He tried to break up a Wife Beating between 16 Mormon Co-Wives.
what kind of mormons are u talking about?
The Texas ones.
The Utah wives were also in on the deal.
When the police responded to the Texas ones, they thought the wives were his daughters.
ah… u guys aren’t talking about mainstream Mormons then.
Probably the Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of LDS.
just getting the record straight.
Because he had doubts about ending the violence against women.
Introducing a baseball bat to his kneecaps made him change his mind.
*pulls out camera*
That’s not what I meant.
I voted it down because the idea of ending violence against women is so full of WIN that it overrides any FAIL that may be incurred.
You want people to get beat up????!!! That is just…FAILURE.
First!
Doh!
fail fail!
Good thing there’s no one ending violence against stupid “first” posts. *smacks Nurdok*
oooo! A side show!
*watches until main show starts*
*taze*
It’s about time men stood up for their rights
or sat down for them…
Stand up, you asshole! Show some respect!
Yeah you lazy bum! Get out of that chair already!
I believe you mean ‘chiair’. Please use the correct spelling next time, and have a nice day.
first
Refresh, man.
The funny thing is, I wasn’t even going for the first. Take that, you failed firsters. Into your face!
FAIL. He actually failed seconders..
Calling out an actual fail FAIL! He was referring to them as firsters, not saying that phil failed first(ers).
Oh, and another FAIL just because I don’t like you
fail fail, because you didnt have any good reason behind that one.
so…is this a fail fail from a phil fail?
And another for Jenny and the wimp…
Another one bites the dust.
and another one down! and we’ll hit her real hard.another one bites the dust… du du du du
i just failed
Well, you came to the right place.
win!
Just like Dr.Phil.
Dr. Phail?
Dr. Phail indeed.
It’s crippling to see the victims of female violence.
Men standing up… and sitting down. Sorry.
i would stand up but my wife broke my legs
Who’s your wife, Tonya Harding?
Kathy Bates?
nice
Just be thankful she didn’t go Lorena Bobbit on you.
Any women here get ran over by wheelchair?
No, but my second cousin once removed once got pummeled by a wheechiair.
Well, if you think that the man that is not standing up is not really a man…
You mean he might be the beaten up woman? In that case, she totally deserved it!
Fake moustache?
Real mustache; fake egg.
Real egg; fake orgasm.
*hangs head in shame*
*walks away to never return*
God, you’re cute!
Women don’t fake orgasms!
No, never. They’re just trying to make the guy feel better about himself… yeah, that’s it.
The girls that have been with me NEVER faked her orgasms! They just said “dude, that’s not it”.
Probably the most commonly uttered words by straight women in the bedroom.
Even more then “No, I’m screaming because your on my hair!”?
than
(sigh) …because OF your WHAT..?
So, Joe Biden writes slogans in Canada now?
Sorry, we can’t understand unless it ends with “Eh”, ok eh.
I knew someone had beat me to the Biden joke, oh well
Me, too. You gotta be quick here or you fail.
That’s what you get for Biden your time.
Maybe it’s a stand-up comedy show?
maybe not?
Almost like the foreign exchange program “Youth in Asia.”
Looks like a fast food stand off joke! nice though
Last?
(This is condemned to fail. =O)
Yes it is.
Yes it is.
Yes it is.
omg men standing up against abusing women?! NEVA.
omfg. thats hilarious. i lol’d so hard.
I fail to see the fail. I’m such a fail!
Oh,got it.
You fail at failing
Oooh, tell me, tell me
Is it because the one guy is in the wheelchair?
Dude, you need to get yourself some glasses. It’s obvious that he’s in a wheechiair, or else he wouldn’t be having so much fun!
Methinks the axe needs sharpening. The fail-logic senses are a little dull.
So , we have the camera, we have to popcorn , who’s bringing the strap-on ? I would borrow you mine , but I’m afraid i forgot it inside someone.
OMG WHHEEEEEEE
You left the Popcorn inside someone? Then we won’t need the butter!
* Loans icantspell the Popcorn Eraser*
I wonder if anyone claimed that slightly used rubber fist yet.
you don’t have to popcorn if you don’t want to .
Or cop some porn
4 men standing up for…
oh wait! 3 1/2
My bad
3 & 1/2 Men? Isn’t that a TV show I’ve never seen?
This is a stupid fail.
Or in Yoda-speak,
“A stupid fail, this is.”
PS. There is no spoon.
Sure doesn’t look like he’s standing up….
its a metaphorical standing-upness. Like, “In the spirit of….”
It’s a sarcastic statement. Like, “I’m just kidding around…”
stand up for women….well….. most of them…..
Stand up against it? Hardly. No man would ever do that. You men enjoy it too much. I knew a man in a wheelchair who could walk, though barely, at times so he had a cane too. He had no issues with hitting his wife with it. Yes, while he was in his chair. Besides, he can always throw things and hope it hits the right mark and if that doesn’t work just be emotionally abusive. You guys seem to enjoy that too.
I think the fail is the fact that it advertises “Men standing Up” and you see a person sitting in a wheelchair, not standing.
Either way, Hilary must be brain dead.
are you sure?
haha, awesome, I go by this on the bus everyday and always mean to get a picture, someone beat me to it.
i see it all the time too, the guy in the wheelchair works in the west end mall, i’ve seen him a couple times there.
haha double fail!!!!!! the sign “end violence against women Men standing up” putting men in the photo, and men standing up and they put a guy in a wheelchair
That’s very good, Patrick! I think you’re ready to experience FAIL level 2th!
but will he get to the 2nd level?
All of the people in the picture are actually women who have undergone sex changes, but are not quite finished yet.
someone needs to finish them off?
too bad they felt they had to make it pc…
hey! this is from my city?!
Well, how would we know? That ominous question mark just floating around there makes us want to wonder if this sign is really from your city or not. Then again, maybe that was just me.
If you’re from Halifax, NS, then yes. If not…then, no.
NO WAY. A fail from my town! hahaha. Awesome.
Could they have picked a dorkier looking bunch?
Wow, a local shot in failblog.. awesome. It is a horrible ad.
This is a awesome fail!
Oh strange, i saw that sign, irl. I was going downtown and noticed that the sign was in a sketchy part of Halifax. i loled.
I dont know if this is supportive to women or against them >.>
That is…odd…
oh i get it…….hehe
of course a parapaligic is in the poster…to bad he can’t take a stand…
HAHAHA!!!!!
… isnt the fail that its men standing up with that guy in a weel chair??? hmmm weird