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Obviously
THEY LIED!
No they didn’t! you see, the sign was written by little gnomes who were accidentally trapped inside the pretzels while they were making them.
Now they managed to get out of them!
Stop smoking mushrooms
Smoking mushrooms? I actually lol’d!
LIARS!!!!! HATE!
Yeah. It’s better to just eat ‘em.
Already did! I’ll eat some more in a bit, just as soon as the giant spider in the kitchen stops eating my mum!
Don’t stop until you see unicorns!
And feed some to your doggie too!
You better wait until the spider ate her cat too.
Wait… what was other word for cat?
Fud?
Feline?
Kitty witty luvvy duvvy whoopsiedoodle?
Sweetie-tweetie widdle ookie boo-boo?
Itchy-gitchy yaya da-da?
Wait, what were we talking about again?
ur mom’s ass
feline…….
No! Quick! Feed them to the dog! and then RUN!!!! (don’t forget the camera)
I’m not going back outside till I come down! I don’t know why but those unicorns are PISSED!!!
№ 1: Maybe you tried to mount one of them.
№ 2: Perhaps you mistook their Horns for Strap-ons.
№ 3: They wanted the mushrooms.
As long as you’re not a cop eating a brownie made of confiscated Mary Jane and calling 911 claiming you’re dead I think you’ll be ok.
But time is moving so slowly…
Or maybe you’re just not as fly as NPH is and they be pissed.
You just not as fly as NPH, dawg.
wait let me get the video camera, who is gonna watch porn while i feed the shrooms to the dog?
Never heard of anyone smoking them.
A smoked portabello mushroom might taste good. Wouldn’t get you high though.
It’s “accidenty”. Can’t you people get it right?
They accidenty the whole reference. What should they do?
/Facepalm and start all over.
The pretzels lied?
Yes. The pretzel is a lie.
The truth is…
There is no pretzel
*damn! my morpheus glasses fell off again!*
Did you forget to take your pill again?
He took the blue pill.
He woke up in his bed & believed… whatever he wanted to believe
I’m bending this pretzel… with the power of my mind!!!
No, Katy lied. Steel yourself; any major dude will tell you the logic behind that sign.
Katy did?
*cricket*
*rounders*
Only a fool would say that.
Do you think you can just say that on Black Friday? Here at the Western worlkd trust Bodhisattva!
Peg and Josie are gonna be so mad… I hope i didn’t lose their number.
Nice work Dan.
That is a target actually, and those are plastic pretzels so its very true
Oh my god, you’re all idiots.
I’m sorry, but I’m about to shatter your WORLD:
The pretzels, shown in the glass case at theatres and fares, are FAKE. Think about it-when you buy a pretzel, do they ever open the it? NO, they go to the back (or the spinning rack, where the real pretzels are) and get you one.
Second case: Look in the picture, remember any time you’ve been someplace that carried that same “pretzel” box. If people buy them all the time, then why aren’t any gone? Did you ever see any missing? No, they are always in perfect rows of three, not one out of place. Also, just look at them. Look really close and you’ll come to a startling realization: each one is identical.
Look again! Yes, they’re all exactly the same, save for the fake topping.
So now you know. The burden is yours. If you don’t believe me, ask a teenager worker there- they don’t care if you know. Tell your friend next time you go to see a movie, or go to a really really cheap restaurant. The pretzel is lie…
No, they didn’t. That’s just a display. They’re not real.
these are fake pretzels, anyone with a brain can tell.
they’re for display, the store was out of real pretzels
Those are fake pretzels….. FAIL at finding a Fail
No…those are display ones…I wouldn’t eat them. Ever.
What if i offered you… 100 dinar?!
I’d take 1000 rupees.
But i’ts free! Only 500 yen!
but do I get 2 for 1000?
Just for an unlimited time (45 minutes)
You can have 0 for $1.49.
Pay double and we’ll throw in a free one.
And if you act now we’ll give you a ‘Jesus’ shirt for the low low price of $6.66!!
And a matching Juses hat!
I never actually saw the “Juses” fail.
you can have one for $1.99 or 2 for $5.00
Yeah, but can i buy one at double price and get a second one for free?
Me either… not again.
you better not eat those. the display are plastic
The display ones are plastic, or at least they were at one place I worked.
The display ones are plastic.
this isn’t a fail. those are plastic pretzels and can’t be eaten. you’d fail if you ate one. i work at a theater with the exact same display and people want those. lets just say they survived a strong throw into the wall, some fire, and electrical shock. CANT BE EATEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why are you throwing movie patrons into the wall, setting them on fire, and giving them an electrical shock? Good god, man, what kind of sick, twisted movie theater are you operating?
That’s at a Taget..or Tar-jay as we say in CT…the display case pretzels are wax…looks real, but not although they likely taste the same.
My kids fell for a similar sign at our local Tar-jay.
those are fake, I used to work at Target in which I thought they were real too!!! But those pretzels are fake. And this fail is dumb.
dude, these are the fake ones for display purposes only.
Actually this is a Target food court thing. They have fake display prentzels that aren’t real. This is what you are seeing. The keep the real ones in the back and they bake them fresh each time.
They’re display pretzels. First.
those are plastic fake pretzels, I know from experience…
I’ve worked in food service so i get this one- display pretzels are something nobody wants to eat, trust me. The sign is funny nevertheless…I always hated wasting pretzels that obviously had to be thrown away once they got a little moldy. Those things sit out there at room temperature for a few days or a week or so; they’re not going to be eaten so we didn’t care if we put on gloves or dropped them on the floor because it not to be consumed.
actually i used to work at a concession stand that had that same pretzel display. the display pretzels are rubber. it was always annoying when we ran out of pretzels, because sometimes people wouldn’t believe me that they were fake.
THEY ARE THE FAKE PRETZEL DISPLAYS! this is dumb
um thats a display case
Um actually they probably didn’t have pretzles. i used to work at the food ave/pizza hut in target and the pretzles in the little thingy were fake and for display only…if you look carefully they even look fake.
so this isn’t a fail at all.
its just dumb.
omfg. there prolly FAKE i work in a bowling ally that has fake prez displays and people always ask for them jesus christ on a cross im going to kill myself
Actually, those are display pretzels and are not edible, so its not a fail.
Those are fake pretzels…I work in a Movie theatre and thats the same ones we have on display.
Someone’s a selfish little puppy.
Indeed, Batman.
Seriously, though. Those are just on display. They’re either plastic, or horrifically ancient. You don’t want one of those pretzels.
But do not worry, we have bread.
Can I have one rolled into a long cylinder and tied in a really loose knot like those ones behind the sign?
*cough*
That’s what she said.
well then, i’ll take the albino one!
I like to tie mine in a loose knot sometimes.
Does your **** hang low, can you tie it in a bow?
Do your balls hang low?
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie ‘em in a knot?
Can you tie ‘em in a bow?
Can you sling ‘em o’er your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your balls hang low?
Pay no attention to that pretzel behind the glass!
These are not the pretzels you’re looking for…
these are not the pretzels i am looking for…
But… the pretzels are fake. Hasn’t anyone been to a movie theater? The ones in the case are always fake.
I’m sorry, your pretzels are in anothr castle. (dorkgasms)
….. but I still haven’t found what I’m looking for!
Hello, Nurse!
OMGNOWAI
I NO, RITE!? I MEEN, RLY!
Shadow’s been infected, quick call a doctor!
NO, I DUN NEED NO D0C70R! I P3R3C7LY 4-0K, Y34!!!!!111
He has lolcatscratch f3v3r!
/\/\3()\/\/
Here Shadow! Quick swallow this:
[℞℞ ℉№℠™⅓⅔⅕✰✔✘❝❞☁☃☄☹☺☻♥♡♩♪♫♬⍧⍬ ℞℞]
It’s the antidote!
Cats can’t use 4th dimensional unicode symbols.
You called?
Make this quick, I had to leave the operating room for this!
Wow, where are all the comments?
Use your head, sweetness. This fail is new. People don’t post comments instantaneously. They’re coming.
Aw…
See, you plant a fail seed on the site, water it with users, and then…
…if you are lucky, you grow a pun run. Preferably a dirty one.
Don’t muddy the pun run water.
It’s too early for it to stagnate.
That depenis on your timezone…
Still waters pun deep.
Pun it harder, make it faster, pun it stronger, makes us better, more than ever our after hour work is never over!
Once a-pun a time, there was a group of people on a blog dedicated to FAIL…
you know what? I liked EGG’s depenis better.
.
.
C_C_C_Combo BREAKER!
No, urwrong!
Who doesn’t like Egg’s depenis better?
*blushes*
up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, b, a, start
When a mommy comment and a daddy comment love eachother very very much…
Then what happens? You can’t just leave us hanging like that. I HAVE TO KNOW! TELL ME!
*whispers in his ear*
THEY DO WHAT! *is shocked*
What ? What?! Come on don’t leave the rest of us hanging like that!
As long as they are commenting adults, everything is fine.
I hope they use punctuation.
We don’t want any grammatical mistakes.
And remember: pressing cancel at the last minute doesn’t guarantee that you won’t post!
Or any little fragments running around.
Or any skipped periods.
this sounds like you guys are talking about sex, & as we all know, anything that even REMOTELY looks like sex, especially in picture format, is automatically fail. So… this thread is fail, then?
Usually comments like to be on top, but every now and then, they prefer to go down.
I don’t care what the rest of you guys think. That was a Dragonwriter win right there.
Sometimes a comment rides the back of another comment up into the sky where the two comments can ring true.
But younger male comments may find themselves “First”, before their counterparts.
Everybody longs for a double post, but then we all feel ashamed about it.
Oh, yes! I’m commenting! I’m COMMENTING!!!!
I think Joebama is experiencing post-commental afterglow.
(And Admiral…those are my very favorite comments ever. *grin!* )
EGG, what people really long for is that elusive simultaneous commenting.
*whispers in Egg’s ear* Psst, a lil dragon told me that Mookie’s cheating on u. Huh?! What?! Say it ain’t so?!
*Gets camera*
tee hee hee! He said “they’re coming”!
When in doubt, obey the sign.
The sign knows all. It has lots of knowlige.
the sign says to kill EVERYBODY!!!
*grabs gun*
Obey the sign!
Wow… you ok dude?
Just scootch Shadow, scootch while you can.
*grabs Shadow and Ryannon and scoooooooootches*
What does it mean when you see “scootch” and think “coochie”?
It means you think the way the rest of us here at Failblog do.
Signs signs everywhere there’s signs…
6nd
. . .but try some of our new twisty bread!
… that works just like pretzels!
Tastes kinda like them too!
Pretzels… the other white bread.
For 99c!
Care for a pretzel? Made them myself. Goes great with mustard.
Yes, we have no bananas today!
This isn’t a banana, sir… this is… erm… a yellow zucchini. Yeah, that’s it.
But HOW did it get in THERE Vicar?
Were you “Hanging Kitchen Curtains” again?
Right this way; Dr. Ryannon is here and
Naughty Nurses Mookie and Loz are gloving up.
Helloooooooooooo, nurses!
Boys. Go fig.
I knew, as soon as I saw the sign and the pretzels, that SOMEONE would post “no bananas”.
stupid sign lols
Sorry, we are currently out of comments!
Sorry, I am currently out of letters.
Huh? I see u have a bunch of letters, though! Are u faking it?
They’re plastic and should not be read.
These letters are not for sale.
The “pretzels” in the case are just fake display pretzels. Made of plastic. Not very tasty.
How do you know? Have you actually tried them? Do you have proof?
I work at a place that has a display case like this. Yes, they are plastic. Once, somebody that didn’t know this was helping at the food service counter, and gave one to a customer.
Zaniness ensued.
How do you know? Have you actually tried them? Do you have proof?
WTH?
Great, you’ve busted the blog again…..NURSE!
Darn…
*removes clothes*
*gets camera*
*puts on rubber gloves*
*readies the potato*
Now Egg, this is going to hurt you way more than it’s going to hurt me.
*gives Egg a tongue depressor* Here, bite down on this.
Was this depressor used already? Whose is this saLIIIIIVAAA!!
*bites hard*
Hey who stole my collection of giant popsicle sticks…my tongue was frozen for a week to get all those.
But it’s gonna be HIGH-larious for the rest of us!
That’s gorram funny!
I conjure it is!
(Someone’s been watching Firefly…hee!)
*and the plunger* (just in case)
STOP! YOU FOOLS!
Hand me that Potato(e) NOW!
Today is Yellow Zucchini Day!
*Scampers away to make Acorn & Potato(e) Soup*
I could always make you a good bowl of Vicar’s prostato salad.
Ew!
What’s that special sauce you use?
Oh, its special. Family recipe, so to speak.
I was just trying to be a potato gun!
*POP*
*Plays some NIN*
If u add spicy mustard to them, they don’t taste so fake.
True story: My grandfather once ate my niece’s science project. She was making the solar system out of styrofoam and he ate Mars and took a couple of bites out of Venus before we stopped him. He thought they were apples.
Roffle!!!! Guess your grandmother wasn’t much of a cook!
Thank goodness he didn’t eat Uranus.
You just had to say it didn’t you??
LOL, aww, that’s so sad for Grandpa! What did he do with the seeds?
He threw them out the window and now they have a styrofoam tree.
They’re actually rubber.
Rubber baby buggy bumpers?
Susie sells sea shells down by the sea shore.
Peter Popper porked a pack of pookled peepers!
…Wait….
I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, upon the slited sheet I sit.
its true. take it from someone who works in food service. any time you see a display like that they are normally fake…hence the case is always full and you never see them take a pretzel from the case if you order one.
I love that particular style of sign. Especially the wavy ’sorry’. It shows so much thought has gone into the it’s creation.
It’s written in large friendly letters on the cover!
Also it’s slightly cheaper.
And yet they “did” panic.
Hitchhiker’s Guide for the win!
Yes, Tony, the wonders of “WordArt” in Word… whoever made the sign is pretty amateurish, lol.
)
those look like fake pretzels, probably just showcasing the types they normally have.
no wonder they taste like plastic!
And the fruit tastes like wax and the toaster’s trying to kill me!!
Did you eat any of the pretzels dude? You don’t sound so good!
My toaster eloped with my washing machine.
*lol’s* I’m sorry, none of you will get this, but I once wrote a short story about a girl fated to die by toaster, and another about homicidal doorknobs. This comment reminded me of them.
They’re obviously photoshopped – the shadows are all wrong.
There’s always one.
“In the end, there can be only one”
It would REALLY hurt, otherwise…
LMFAO!
Dayene?
Was just asking, Shadow. I usually don’t get here in time to be posting the 4th comment. *out of breath*
I’m just trying to help, mate. Contrary to popular belief, I’m not a snarky jackass all the time.
Ahh, ok. Well, that’s good to know!
)
Yeah, but those are plastic pretzels for display. This is not a fail, it is a fail-submission fail.
Ok, why would you have the entire rack full of less-than-appetizing looking plastic pretzels?
THANK YOU. I worked a job that had HARD rubber pretzels and people ordered them all the time. They weigh about three pounds each. This was most definitely a poster fail. I said that thie instant my roommate showed me this…
Those pretzels you see are the plastic pretzels for display purposes. Subway is one place that has them. This “fail” is a fail in and of itself.
Sooooooooo… they need to keep plastic pretzels in a glass display case? And they couldn’t just post a picture?? I say it is still a fail on the part of Subway!!
LET THE COMMENTS CONTINUE!!
My interpretation is that they are out of REGULAR Pretzels. What we can see are only sweet pretzels.
Those are the most unappetizing pretzels I’ve ever seen…pleh! They could at least make their fake ones look like you’d want to eat ‘em.
They should use the same company that makes fake poo. Now that is something you can sink your teeth into.
Sometimes, just sometimes, I almost feel like scootching..
Then surely it would have been easier to take the pretzels out rather that printing out a sign?
they are fake pretzels…. i worked in a mall those are the ones they put in a glass box to display
Wow… gah, way to ruin the fun for us, you… you… fun-ruiner!
He’s a fake tatertot, just ignore him.
He’s a fake commenter… i worked in a site. He’s the one we should put in a troll cage for display.
The poking cage, or Avis’ bird cage.
I accidently’s my question mark.
*removes l and ’s* for joke to work properly*
*Takes l and s, and places in savings to accrue interest*
A fake commen-tater?
Why would anyone even go through the trouble of buying fake pretzels to display? Not only that, but making a sign and keeping the fake pretzels in the display? Sheesh!
…or buying a display case to keep PLASTIC PRETZELS in?!?!?!
OMG! It’s like they wanted to sell us pretzels! FCK THEM AND THEIR DESIRE TO ADVERTISE PRETZELS!!!
Just put the pretzel down and walk away and no one has to get hurt.
The advantage of using real pretzels to show how pretzels look like, instead of plastic ones, is that they instantly show there are no more pretzels, just by not being there! it works great! no need for fancy wordart wavey signs and removing plastic pretzels!
AND they look like themselves unlike plastic pretzels.
The other advantage is that you can sell the real pretzels!
Yeap, and eat’em
On the other hand, buy one plastic advertising pretzel & it’ll last you forever.
Perhaps because the real pretzels are kept uncooked until they are actually served, so they taste fresh, and wouldn’t look appealing in the case.
I can’t believe no one has pointed out that those aren’t real pretzels, they are plastic pretzels for display purposes.
a lot of people have pointed this out actually! But I think it’s wrong, those are real Pretzels.
Uhh, Ver, pretty sure Mookie was being sarcastic.
MOOKIE?!?!!? SARCASTIC?!?!?!
We’re all going to hell now…
As if some of us were not already desitined for hell?
I’ve had my spot reserved since I was six.
You need reservations??
Erm…let’s just say I secured my spot when I was six!
:p
*stumbles drunkenly into thread* Oooh pretzels! *takes bite* Ow, my tooth!
McFail, I’m in the dental field. U need help?
I don’t thijnk so… jusyt need to sleepe it off… zzzzzzzzzz
*hits McFail on head with fake pretzel* Stop sleeping!! Get up and make some real pretzels! We all want some!
*wakes up* unnnnhh, the room is spinning, no pretzels for you
I know, ftw?! People aren’t very observant! Come on, guys, they are fake! And apparently, this is Subway??? Never seen a Subway that had fake pretzels, let alone real ones!
For the win?
Fork the whale?
I like your twisted sense of humo(u)r, Mookie.
Quit trying to butter her up Admiral.
Don’t glaze me, bro!
I didn’t think about that salternative.
What a twisted sense of humor.
I think you should mustard up a better reply!
That was cheesy.
Now that was just a bald(y) faced lie, sir.
Ah, you’re just half baked.
He could rise to the occasion if so pushed. We have yet to see his very yeast.
That comment tied me in knots!
Yeah, it got me all hot and buttered.
I didn’t mean to wind you up.
*coils and curves*
*play music of Ravel*
*entwines*
*merges*
Actually, the photo caption is wrong. What you are looking at regarding the pretzels are the fake ones they strangely put on display. They are freakishly real-looking, but I have to question their method of advertising. Why encase fake pretzels?
Just encase someone tries to steal them?
Ah hah! You saw that too? At Target? I saw that in Avon the other day and I was like, I should get a picture of that for the failblog but never did. Nice that someone else caught it!
YES! That’s where! It’s weird right? Its like they are saying, “Caution, Hot Fake Pretzels!” LOL!
I submitted this photo and sorry – these are DEFINITELY real pretzels. It was at Target, and my cousin bought one from this case.
Your cousin needs some lithium. Stat.
real huh? and you bought one? weird… since the sign says they’re out of pretzels, that’s amazing how they would sell you one. and a fake one at that. studid fkuc
Tara…
Those are plastic. You can’t buy one from the display case… If your “Cousin” ate it.. I hope they would have noticed…
I work at Target and I assure you that case is sealed. It does not open; there is no way they served one of those displays. Pretzels at Target do not get stored in cases as that wouldn’t allow them to be kept up to brand standards. There are 4 components to brand standards of food at Target which can be memorized as FATT or flavor appearance temperature and texture. Pretzels held in a case like this would not have proper flavor temperature or textrue.
Sorry, we are out of fresh pretzels but you can have one of the display ones that have been here since ‘73 if you like.
Yeah, that.
Wow… you all are the biggest nerds EVER.
I assume from you comment that you have intimate knowlege of the entire nerd population?
ddddddddddamn
WIN!
CIN! ammon pretzel
Thank you. It has been scientifically proven that nerds have 50.7 times the annual income of dumbasses like yourself. Now go wax my Ferrari.
“Go wax my Ferrari” ….lol.
The nerd herd is on the rampage. The question is, are we going to milk this for all it’s worth?
Maybe we can make Lisa do it… i feel kinda lazy. *yawns*
Why not just milk Lisa?
*gets bucket, towel, chains, butter knife and jar of Crisco*
Hey! She only has three toes on each foot! EWWWWW!!!
Sorry…I’m lack-toes intolerant.
*Rimshot*
That was whey funny!
At the very yeast, I waffled, erm roffled.
That’s very curd-eous of you to say!
I think Lisa is gone. I hate those “one pump chumps”
*pouts*
I swear that almost never happens.
Hehehe. And after ur done, Mookie will give u a delicious pretzel to eat. *wink! wink! Wink! WINK!*
Thanks Mookie!
*takes bite*
OUCH! My tooth! Damn you and your plastic display pretzels!
All hail Mookie, defender of the Nerds!!!!
*HAILS*
*SNOWS*
*REIGNS*
“Wax my Ferrari”? That’s euphatastic!
It’s not my fault, I’m just big boned. *eats another pretzel*
He he. Promise?
Uhh…I like getting boned big. *oops*
*pushes sweetness aside* Hey! I was here first.
*falls into a heap of fake pretzels* OW, Mookie! I’m sure there’s enough to go around! OW!
First come first serviced
In other news, A big boned man was trampled next to a fake pretzel vendor in Target this morning. Witnesses reportedly heard him yell “Don’t tape me bro!”
*helps sweetness to her feet*
Just tell her that you’ll tell EGG she was cheating on him…that should do it!
EGG lets me do what I want as long as I give him the photos.
*sets up video camera, SLR camera, backlighting, blow up matress, rolls in cart of menacing looking instruments* OK! Quiet on the set, except for you Mookie, and AAAACTION!
Photos? I thought he said Potatoes!
Hmmmm…
*wonders*
Damn!
No potatoes in this shot, next week is organic, this week its synthetic instruments.
Aww, thank ya, Dragon…sheesh *brushes remnants off* Wtf, did the mommy and daddy comments get it on while I was on top of the pretzels??
Ugh, geez, u are so picky, syzgudyedir38!
Actually pretzels in display cases generally are not real. They are either not eatable or they are just really old pretzels. So it looks like a fail but really is not.
“Eatable…” Hehehe, someone wanna take this one?
After careful analyzation, I’d say Michael is just being mischeivious.
Wow, I love it when people pronounce that as a four-syllable word. Or nuclear as a three-syllable…
Obviously he meant they couldnt be eateded.
I know where this picture was taken…
*looks skyward*
Dude, that’s a Regal. You do not want to eat their display pretzels. They’re a million and a half years old.
ALTHOUGH I should clarify that their non-display pretzels are pretty good. Not great and probably not worth the price (given that it is, like the rest of their food, ridiculous) but not all of their pretzels are a million years old.
Those plastic, slightly-sloped cases with tiers of pretzels inside are not made for consumption, though.
Would you please tell this to the person who submitted the photo! Reading under my initial comment; the person who submitted the photo states their cousin purchased a pretzel from this very bin! Now comes the question of why is the store placing real pretzels next to fake ones?
Is no one else gonna tackle this line?
Those plastic, slightly-sloped cases with tiers of pretzels inside are not made for consumption, though.
What shape would a consumable case be then?
Aaand now I’ve actually read the other comments and realize I am a dumbass.
MOVE ALONG.
nothing to see here. *stops and looks anyway*
nooo
My fail, they’re seeing it! *covers up*
*points and laughs*
nooo
Uh, LOOK! A DISTRACTION! *points*
OO! Look, fresh fail!!
*examines under a microscope and writes up a report to post on the Failblog bulletin board*
*sniffs* Yeah, that’s fresh all right. I’ll countersign that report.
A crowd of bloggers stood and stared.
is that a haiku?
It’s not a haiku
Try doing a little work
Before you comment
I’m submitting this fail for peer review.
Hey now, we’re not that easily distrac… oooh shiny.
Is anyone else seeing the ad for the ladderless sign stapling company? I’ll have to check that out. I am in need of an exit, and they seem to have one for sale.
The funny thing is that sign is at Target’s snack cafe thing. Those pretzels are actually fake. The ones in the container are never real.
All of you posters just got terribly owned coz I was actually the first to post here! Hehe!
no funny. loser
LMAO no you weren’t! Chuck Norris; you know, the user at the TOP of the page submitted first. Real cute though.
Tom’s a troll. He thinks this is funny, somehow. Humor fail for sure on his part. Just ignore him and he’ll eventually run out of steam.
I bet they have pizza
Actually, they didn’t lie, I’ve fallen for this too. The pretzels in the case are plastic, it’s just a display.
This can’t be emphasized enough, apparently.
So what from what I’ve heard, the pretzels are fake?
THEY ARE???
Ya, this fail fails. Those are plastic display pretzels, not real.
Not plastic, just horribly old and probably room temperature. Looks just like ours at Harkins.
thank you, thank you!
i worked at restaurant all summer and we had this stupid plastic pretzel display. we would have to take them out of the display if we ran out because people simply would NOT believe us.
so thank you for not being ignorant. THANK YOU.
Hey! I saw this sign and display at K Mart this weekend. I need to learn to spot FAIL stuff better. It didn’t even register with me to be FAIL material. Sheesh.
WTF!?! I says they’re fake.
Those are just display models. Aka fake pretzels, inedible.
this isn’t a fail. the pretzels in their are plastic. i work at a movie theatre and we have those showcases. i promise lol
Nothing gets your point across like Microsoft Word Art, especially printed in grayscale.
microwave it for 30 secs and recoat it with liquid butterstuff, then if i close my eyes, my pecker won’t know the difference.
OMG!! GUYS!!!
Why has no one pointed out yet that those pretzels are FAKE??
Dumbasses.
Those pretzels are fake.
Those pretzels are not real.
Must be a conspiracy.
I work there (well, somewhere similar) – those are fake pretzels. They are very realistic but the pretzels actually come out of an oven. (No I’m not kidding)
Those pretzels are plastic.
Dragon, you’re up.
Then I am down
lolollollolloLLOLGLFJSGIOH SO FUNNEEE!!!
Sounded like you just said SOI SOI SOI?
I think the pretzels are real. They’re just coated in polyeurothane (or something like that).
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Remember the weird artwork a few years back that was a plate of spaghetti with a fork suspended in the air above the plate with spaghetti going from the fork to the plate? Kinda hard to describe unless you’ve seen it.
*cough*cough*
That was a restaurant display, too. They’re all over the place.
I didn’t know noodleguy did performance art!
they’re not lying though, those are fake pretzels. i’ve worked in a joint like that, they keep fake stuff in the glass, so they never have to change them. the real ones are in a fridge behind the counter ^o^
These aren’t the pretzels you’re looking for.
These aren’t the pretzels I’m looking for.
Those are display pretzels.. they’re like fake.
But yeah, I don’t envy the workers who have to convince the people that they truly are *out* of pretzels.
I had a hard enough time telling people we were out of nachos (because the cheese machine was broken) when they could see the machine that said “NACHOS” right behind me. Some very angry people over just nachos. Seriously.
I used to work at a food avenue at Target and they had a pretzel box just like that. Theres no way to open it and those pretzels are made of plastic. BYAHH!
This is stupid. Those pretzels are obviously fake.
THOSE ARE THE FAKE PLASTIC PRETZELS !!! THIS FAIL IS STUPID !
your caps lock is on
i used to work at target. i can vouch for the fact that those pretzels are fake.
ofcourse they are out of stocks, ive seen a ton of those situations. their product is just out of date.
it is actually a pass. the truth is this is a display at a Target. Target places fake plastic pretzels on the shelves behind the glass so you can see the varieties they offer. when you order the pretzel, they make it fresh (or at least take it out of the freezer for you and heat it up). so, it could be that in this instance, they were all out of the real pretzels and just had the fake ones on display.
This isn’t a fail. Those pretzels are fake. Der.
I once went to the snack bar area of Target to get my whining son a pretzel (kid can’t whine as loud with food in his mouth). There were several on the little warming merry go round and a whole bunch in the plastic display case. I asked for one and the cow working the counter looked at me and said, “Uh, we’re all out.” I pointed out the ones in the merry go round and the display case and she said, “Uhhhhh…oh. I can’t sell those. They’re not real.”
*face palm*
Geez…can’t you see that those are counterfeit pretzels???
(Your turn, Mookie.)
Is it just me or are those fake pretsels? I have seen them at the TwalgetMart in my area and thay are jest their to show u that thay are avellable. This isnt not a fail!
uhmz. i work in a place with pretzels. >_>;;
the ones in the case are plastic. i promise. i don’t even know how to open the case.
Um, it’s not a fail, they put fake ones in the case for display. The real ones are behind the counter.
yea we can see that
Now, I can read that everyone is saying that the sign is not a fail because they are not real prezels.
However, they are “real” fake pretzels. Hence they do have pretzels, therefore the sign is a fail!
Fyi, not only are those display pretzels, but they are made of plastic.
Actually, this is at AMC Theaters, which I work at, and those are plastic pretzels.
But, good try.
THE PRETZELS ARE FAKE!!!
These pretzels are made of faux.
These pretzels are fictitious.
but are they ladderless?
Ebony 76 – You’re right those are fake pretzels. Reason I know is that the store is Target and I asked the guy behind the counter if they were fake because they looked rather gross. So, there you go fake pretzels in the display. I’d have to get back to you on the why keep them there. They taste nasty anyways so anyone at their local Target store DO NOT eat the pretzels…fake or otherwise
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Yeah, that’s definitely a display of plastic pretzels from a Target Food Avenue. They put that sign up because they were out of *real* pretzels. Idiots.
I used to work at Target in the food service area, those are fake display pretzels, made out of plastic. The real ones are in a steamer thingy behind the counter.
OMGWTFKFCBBQ!!!!1!!eleven
These are totally fake pretzels! You guys suxx0rs! No FAILz!!!!1!
I accidentally the pretzels, what should I do?
Actually those pretzels are most likely fake. So yes, they are actually out of pretzels. Good Job
This is actually an incorrect FAIL. I used to work at AMC theaters, and we had that exact pretzel display, and it’s just that, a display. The pretzels in ours were edible at one time, but after being made they were coated with a resin that made them almost like plastic. The pretzels we actually sold were made in steamer ovens behind the counter, but if you would like to eat one of those in the display by all means, be my guest! Lol!
actually, the display pretzels are plastic
that is a pretzel display from target – and the pretzels inside the displays there are made of rubber !! seriously they are!
do you work at target? I do and they are rubber. I had to open the display just to see what they were
Um the restaraunt that I manage… serves these pretzels and the ones in the case are fake. Like made of rubber even. They bounce!!
And… It says in the case “We’re on display. Order us fresh.”
I run out to and I have to tell people when they point to the display and say “what about those?” FAAAKE!
They are not lying these pretzels are a display and are made of rubber. I work at Target and we have the same display with rubber pretzels in it.
Not a fail. Those are PLASTIC display pretzels. Look at the “frosting” on the cinnamon bun.
the cake is a lie!
The pretzels are fake lol I used to work at a zoo and we had that exact same thing lol
you can tell because the frosting is to perfect
Um, that is actually because those are plastic. This isn’t that big of a fail.
No, those are display pretzels made out of spackle.
thisis not a fail.. those are the display pretzels and are made of plastic.
Is this in target? The pretzels in the container are fake if it is. Haha
these pretzels are making me thirsty!!!!!!
these pretzels are making me thirsty!!!!!!
At target sadly i saw this often. that would be a display case filled with plastic pretzels. people would always come up to the counter and ask to purchase them, so we put a sign up.
Never revisit an old fail. Never revisit an old fail. Never revisit an ol…. *collapses*
Only revisit an old fail to browse/search for your friends’ comments.
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Actually they didn’t lie, those are old nasty display pretzels. I know because I used to work at Harkins and we had a case like that where the pretzels were several months old.
My roommate works at the theatre and actually the ones in front are plastic. They show you what they look like. Hence…no Fail.
Actually, to burst your happy bubbles of “fail”… this is at a subway. Those are plastic in there. So if you want plastic in your belly, complain and ask for one! Hmmm yum for processed solidified dinos
hey, what do you know? I’m a failblog celebrity.
And by the way, those pretzels are fake, those pretzels are plastic, those pretzel are not genuine, those pretzels are not real, those pretzels are impostors, et caetera, et caetera.
I work at a movie theater and we have that display of pretzels… They’re fake pretzels.
It’s funny because I’m pretty sure those are plastic. I worked at a place that had a display of plastic pretzels.
those aren’t actual pretzels. threy are wax copies
I think I had better make an entry on fails for the Guide.
I have actually seen a lot of these things at food fairs…they are actually plastic.
I don’t think these are real pretzels…
That’s from a Target store and those pretzels shown are fake ones to display what the real pretzels look like.
Hate to burst the LoL bubble, but I actually work with one of these, and the display pretzels are rubber. Not metaphorically — they are literally rubber display pretzels. The “real” ones are kept en masse in plastic baggies in the freezer.
Always happy to help detract from people’s enjoyment.
Actually (if anyone cares) those were once real pretzels. I worked at a place that had a case like that and a guy would come in when we got a new kind of pretzel and spray it with a coating and put it in the case. It’s so people can see what they’re getting. The pretzels though, if you tried to eat them, are like eating glass. Supposedly it happened once with an irate customer, but that’s probably a myth. All I know for sure is that it’’s really annoying to say “we’re out of pretzels” only to have 500+ idiots say “what about those right there?”.
Two things people:
1. I am not as big of a moron as you apparently take me to be. I can see those pretzels. I know they’re there. The case doesn’t open without a screwdriver or I’d let your retarded ass have one, no charge.
2. Most of these people are repeat customers (mall rats, you know the type). They’ve seen me pull pretzels out of the warmer countless times, yet when we’re out, they STILL ask “what about those?” WTF?
And this is a fail on failing. The case would not exist is people weren’t so retarded that they needed some sort of visual accompaniment to the menu, so the display case is not a fail and anyone who says that it is needs to speed their inevitable death at the hands of a water-pik.
it may not actually be a fail… the prezels in the display are fake. i used to work at a movie theater with a display like that and you wouldn’t get very far if you tried to eat one of these
those pretzels are actually not real, i work for target and they have them in the same exact box, where the pretzels are located it actually says ” not actual pretzel” those pretzels in the box are actually displays of the pretzels they sell
we have these at work. those are plastic. thought yall should know.
yeah the pretzels at target are fakes!
This was entertaining
Uhh, I don’t know what weird Target you’ve been to, but I work in Target and the pretzels in the case are definately fake. Maybe they displayed real pretzels at one time but now its those dumb plastic ones.
Hmm, I’ll make sure to read through all the comments next time before I post…looks like people said the same thing about 4,000 times….Sorry about that. lol
You guys are retarded. It’s a display case for the pretzels at Target, they don’t actually sell those ones that are in the case because they are fake.
those are fake pretzels dumbasses
The ones on display are fakes(PLASTIC)… I’ve seen that display at a local movie theatre. This picture is FAIL.
The ones in the case are fake. I’ve seen em before.
they arent really pretzels they are plastic displays
i saw that at target once there not real pretzels there rubber pretzels they put in there when there out of pretzels
You fail. Those are display pretzels that they put in the case to show what kinds that they have.
Lies!
they are not
it was simply just a FAIL
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They didn’t lie. They are a display.
I used to work at Target, and I’d get people FUMING over us not having pretzels, run to the machine and frantically scream ‘BUT THERE ARE PRETZELS IN THEIR!!!’ and I always used to go “Yes ma’am but those aren’t for eatting. Those are for looking at” And they’d get mad and start screaming for my manager and I’d go “Ma’am, those are for DISPLAY. They aren’t for eating. They’re FAKE.” and they’d get all embarrassed and walk away.
I hear one customer managed to turn the display around, remove the pretzel (Which are behind a SCREWED door) and take one. Wtf they did with it, we’ll never know <3
Everyone here is dumb! You are all failing for putting this on your site! I work at a place with this display, they are plastic pretzels, go ahead, eat them if you want
This is not a fail. Those are filled with plastic pretzles, so where I work when we run out people complain that they can see them when there is a sign right there that says they are plastic.
-_-;
The “pretzels” in the display case are fake.
Funny, they actually don’t sell the pretzels that are in that case because they are fake, advertisements. Want a Plastic Pretzel?
this display is from Target.
those pretzels behind the sign are fake.
FailBlog FAIL
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those are fake pretzels. our mall has fake ones on display so people can see what they look like. that’s probably what happened there.
ummm … those pretzels are fake … for display purposes only … so unless you want to eat plastic and foam pretzels … they’re out!
pretzels omg -.-
It’s called Bretzeln this is GERMAN
but they are out of pretzels those are fake display pretzels… uhm duh
You guys obviously dont know.. i worked at a place with those…. the pretzels are plastic, they’re for display only… to show you what kind they have silly asses.
those pretzels are from target and there are made out of plastic dumb-asses
thats not a fail. those R fake display pretzels
the fail is on the person who took the picture, and everyone who thinks those are real. They are the plastic displays.
the pretzels are display pretzels, failblog
These pretzels are plastic.
those are fake pretzels, although at a wal-mart in bloomington MN i sat and watched a man argue with an employee about the plastic pretzels. The employee explained several times that they are not real and are for display only yet the man insisted he wanted one, and that he could clearly see they were not out…….
Wow, the sign was probably just there where you can flip it up or down, and he flipped it down and took a picture. Notice he didnt show the top.
LIAR!!!!
its not a fail; those are rubber displays. xD
no, on pretzle cases like that they don’t even open. it’s generally fake pretzles on the inside. i worked somewhere were we had a case like that and it fooled people alll the time.
thise are rubber…
omfg.. you spelled ‘these’ wrong
They aren’t rubber, they are plastic. I work at a place where we have the same issue.
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