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Mookie
I’m the internet tough-guy, and you people are as lame as a lame man.
God, you make me sick.
Icky
…picky
Pricky
finICKY
D.R.I
RULES!!!
FOOLS
DROOLZ
coolz
SeanPenn— U no fun man!
FaunTen
Lawn Wren
brood hen
Someone woke up on the wrong side of the cardboard box on the side of the street.
No serabi
mookie! you changed your pic?
Rolly
Dick
I don’t understand nothing of that
HAHAHA, someone was drunk when they did this….
Just make sure you stay to the left of the line…
Which left of which line?
Left of the white line!
My left or yours? Or maybe the traffic engineers’?
*cute lil’ comment or a eeny-weeny play on words*
You suck.
what’s with this guy?
He has an acute case of trollitis. There is no known cure.
I hear that the light of day is a powerful astringent.
I’ve found silver bullets do the trick.
Also lead ones but they’re not as fancy
Also tazers.
Don’t taze me bro!
Mommy, may I feed it?
>
Honey, he doesn’t need food, he feeds on the dismay and insignificant threats of other friendless internet losers. Let him slither back to his dark, dreary lair in his momma’s basement.
Where he will someday be videotaped watching pron by a random intruder who will also feed his dog deadly mushrooms for no apparent reason…
I love you
at least he’s watching prawn instead of live lobsters wrapped in plastic
We’ll crack ‘em?….WOW
LMAO win
I hereby dub him….TROOOLLLLLLLL!
you mean its not really sean penn? i’m sad now
Don’t be sad. Did you really want Sean Penn to be a troll?
not necessarily, i just wanted to be able to say i made a bitchy comment regarding sean penn. you know, heat magazine journalist by proxy…
*clears throat*…Fail.
Yeah this gives me a headache.
I see nothing confusing about this parking lot…
I’m not sure I get it… is it just that that’s the most ridiculously overcomplicated and ambiguous parking lot ever devised by man, or is there another joke in there?
agreed – i expected another joke but didn’t find it
Yup, just looks like the old layout – the square one – has been replaced by the diagonal one, and the old lines haven’t been painted out very well.
Smarter aliens make crop circles. The dumber aliens…
It is worrisome that as a society we can accept this level of bad design as anything other than a fail. We need to learn to expect better standards.
Uh oh, I accidenty the lines…
me too!
*hands EB a razor blade* Here, fix ‘em.
I parked riiiiight there…
Simply astounding!
The lines and colours! I really understand what this artist is trying to say!
It’s got symmetry appeal
Appeal? It’s bananas!
Bananas? It’s nuts!
Nuts? It’s crackers.
Crackers? It’s cuckoo!
Cuckoo clock? That’s time!
Thyme? That’s spice!
Spies? That’s Bond!
James Bond
Bond? That’s glue!
Glue? that used to be a horse
Horse? That’s a sheep!
I am not asleep.
a sheep asleep?
Sheep? That’s a wolf!
A clue?
A Blue’s clue.
this is clearly a park for the hover car
duh
Poster never parking a boat trailer FAIL!
Welcome to the 2008 Drivers Education Parking Course.
So… I guess the parking attendant aircraft-carrier deck flashlight signal guys who run the place are camera shy?
It’s the Escher parking lot.
No, it’s where they park the Jenga cars.
(your up early)
*hugs*
*hugs back* total insomniac…
Ugh, I’m sorry. I know all too well what that’s like.
Yep. I absolutely thrive during the night. I almost hate the daytime. My favorite is when it’s late at night, with a bunch of snow on the ground, and it’s completely quiet…
On this fine night/morning, I went to sleep at 10pm, woke up at 4, and I’ve been up ever since. I’ll probably eventually go back to sleep, but this darn Pepsi sitting next to me just won’t let me do that.
This is to Skwerlly Bob once he gets here: Can we set up that dean’s window ledge show for today? I’m feeling a bit frisky, and I’d like to put on a show. *Puts on “come hither” eyes to attract Bob* Please?
ah, to be unemployed…
ah, to be in a completely different time zone
ah, to be in a completely different continent
ah, to be in a completely different dimension
Ahhh to be completely indifferent….
Ahhhhhh this beer is refreshing.
DO! A beer, I’ll have a beer!
RE! A drop of golden beer!
MI! Myself, I’ll have a beer!
FA! So fa I’ve had five beers!
SO! I think I’ll have a beer!
LA! … lalalalala BEER!
TI! No thanks, I’ll have a beer!
And that brings us back to BEER BEER BEER BEER
BEER!
I have to say, even though it really killed the idea of the song, I will be singing this to my children for years to come. Thanks for the laugh…I needed it today!
shouldn’t it be lalalalala lager?
I nominate this “beer song of the year”.
I second this nomination!
HHNF…no, that makes it sounds like “La, la la la la la grrrr”.
Now you sound bitter
Dox, A beer, a Mexican beer
Ray, The guy behind the bar
Me, The guy I buy beer for
Far, A long way to get beer
So.. I think I’ll have a beer
La la la la la la la
Tea? No thanks I’ll have a beer
Which will bring us back to beer
Hide & Seek for 2D ppl
1, 2, 3, not it!
1, 2, 3, 3, not it either!
0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5 … Oh wait, that’s not it …
1, 2, row row fight the powah, desu desu, 4, 4, 3, barrel roll, 6, 134209, over 9000…
ARRGH I’M GOING TO SPECIAL CLAssES FOR ADULTS BUT I STILL CAN’T DO THIS!!!!
Ah, Fibonacci
with his sequence in “Fringe” and blogs
I love Fringe. I want to take care of that old man. And of course, do his son but that’s just me.
If you put your nose right next to the picture, try not to focus, and move it away from your face slowly, you can see the FAIL appear magically before your eyes !!!one!!!bbq
Liar. I tried it and all I saw were a bunch of naked women. And ice cubes.
Liar. All I saw was a bunch of frozen water cubes.
They actually represent planes. Its America’s battle plan for Iraq.
*Due to financial crisis they had to write it in a mexican parking lot.
Nice try.
Luckily that parking lot is not congested with cars.
If I pulled into a parking lot and saw that, I think I’d find another place to park. Even if it meant walking a few blocks.
This the same parking lot as the “Lot Full” fail, just photographed from above.
Schizophrenic Parking Valet WIN
mendzlu pendzlu ja przepraszam
ja cię chujem moim zraszam
uhmmm…. shure!
To není pravda, určitě je to pro místní obyvatele maximálně přehledné a dokážou se tam bez problémů orientovat!
si. denada
Aye papi!
holla mamasita
Dónde está Santa Claus
Hola, Santa Claus. Como esta?
Feliz Navidad! Prospero ano de felicidad.
*mumbles something about an earworm, Mookie, and a belltower*
Funny. In Spanish, ano = asshole (the literal meaning, not the figurative).
I think you meant “año” (year). Nice and suggestive fail, Mookie.
I love it when there are fails in the comments of failblog
XD My mom teaches Spanish, and no matter how many times you see it, it’s still funny when level 1’s make this mistake…
On the other hand, I’m inclined to forgive Mookie this mistake. I used to know how to type the accented letters, but now that I’m on a laptop I have no friggin’ clue how to do it. I just type without accents and hope people will understand what I’m saying.
I always thought it was ollo del culo
Yes, “ano” = anus; “ojo del culo” = ass’s hole
Oh, I feel so helpful explaining so important words so you can get what you need when traveling to Spain or Latino America
Yes, I did mean año, but have no idea how to do a tilde on my keyboard unless I steal it from someone else… like you, Lou!
On the other hand, have a prosperous asshole, my friend!
Oh thank you!!!
that’s what I said, but the feds didn’t believe me.
It’s the Matrix.
…after the server crashed.
was it because there was an overload?
SOMEONE phoned it in.
My God, it’s full of stars.
Its da vinci code!
It’s a UK-supermarket “Mother & Child” parking area.
I think they got the instructions for painting parking lot lines mixed up with a tidal currents ebb and flow map and just assumed it was right, you know what they say about assuming, ass-u-me
I thought “assume” was instructions for anal. Man, I feel dumb now.
And probably a bit sore.
Depends on who is follwing the instructions and driving, lol.
Looks to me like plaid bunny is driving. Oh wait, that’s another fail.
Everybody STOP! Bunny Style is no taking for the older canine version.
Either you or I just accidenty your comment.
Maybe he meant “note taking”.
With a bit of help, old dogs can still learn new tricks.
Not so much a parking fail as a parking LOT fail, isn’t it?
Not even that. What happened is clear. They first had the “straight” markings. Then they tarred over the straight markings and made new diagonal ones.
But the tar is flatter and shinier than the asphalt, so from this particular angle, you see the sky reflecting in the tar over the old markings, which is why they seem to be sky blue.
This is why none of the actual parked cars are incorrectly parked. Because from down there, it’s perfectly clear and not confusing at all.
Still funny, though.
Hey buzzkill…get lost!
i think the shiny lines are light being refracted off of a weather balloon and and the light is swamp gas
But my God, did you see the PIXELS?
Aren’t those mystical creatures that protect the forests?
Or flamboyant gay guys…I can’t stand skittles, they give us a bad name…
*…dreamily imagining…* …flamboyant guise guys…
QIUT TALKING SENSE TO US! if we wanted to hear sense, we would listen to our wives and such.
spelling fail
*hangs head in shame*
BUT I STILL STAND BY WHAT I SAID *shakes fist at cake*
Humor fail alert!
I apologise for making so many heads explode. It was not my intention.
At least they were small explosions.
I heard that if you fly over the carpark in the hot air balloon on the summer solstice, the reflected light shows the way to the mysterious cities of gold.
Quick Esteban, Child of the sun, to the Golden Condor!
*ROFFLE*
Mikey, how do you come UP with this stuff?
TESTING
…the Charles Ives Memorial Park.
…whoops! Signed on with the wrong identity.
It’s OK, Sally.
Schizophrenia? The first step is denial….
I thought the first step was accepting you have a problem?
No, the first step is getting the tin foil to stay on your head.
*shaves head*
In that case, I recommend double stick tape.
…They are there! They are there!! They are therrrrrre!!!
I’ve seen this before. It’s actually a training lot for the painters who paint roads and lots
That’s why it’s crisscrossed with different markings and such.
Yeah, they’re learning how to confuse the crap out of people.
of which I am already a master
Sorry, hon, but you still have loads to learn from cicili.
I like Cicili.
Me too. But you can’t deny she’s an expert at confusing people.
No, this is actually a parking lot that was remodeled, and the old lines painted with black paint. Why I know that? I live a few miles (well, more like some, it’s not right next door) of it!
It’s located at Câmara de Lobos, an city located in an island belonging to Portugal (that country right next to Spain). And the fact it looks do crazy is that black asphalt pain reflects the sun quite well… Use the right angle, and you get this.
Distressingly logical suggestion- the white lines, on the diagonal, are for parking. The light blue lines T-shaped lines I reckon could be for a weekly (or thereabouts) market.
There might even be signs to point this out.
The few people using the carpark certainly don’t seem confused.
Uh, maybe that’s why there are so few people using it.
Welcome to WTF! HQ. Please park in the special WTF parking lot, located to the right of the building. Enjoy your visit!
Arrrr
actually, this is in a town close to the city that I live in
it’s in Câmara de Lobos, Madeira Island (Portugal)
actually you barely notice the old lines when you’re in the park itself (been there loads of time…) you only notice it in this picture due to the fact that they’re reflecting some light (the paint we used to use here actually helped in preserving the asphalt underneath
also… I recommend visiting the place, awesome drinks (poncha and nikita) are served in the nearby bars
I’m from MAdeira too and I know the place it usually crowded… in that pic it is completly empty…
“you get a ticket for triple parking…”
how did i triple park?
your on that lin, on that line, on that line…
What a nice parking lot to destroy.
Having a private car = automatic fail, here it’s automatic EPIC fail.
what a gay fail.
I disagree. Those lines don’t look fabulous at all, and they don’t seem to be happy either.
Tolerance fail: GAY is not a synonym for STUPID
But TROLL is.
You’re right, that parking lot looks JUST like my friend Alana.
I HATE YOU FAILBLOG.
This ought to be as a response to the troll calling the fail gay >_<
It could still be, sometimes our comments rest at the bottom here before going to wherever they belong.
Yes, that’s what happened in this case. I was foolish enough to not just ignore it, much to my detriment, and causing some fail. Alas.
The pot calling the kettle black.
?? This HAS to be going somwhere!
blah no it is just fail. Apologies.
I meant that it was at the bottom and clearly a reply, I was hoping to go for a ride.
Has to have been one of the shortest rides ever.
Pretty much. I was hoping it would be ummm….longer.
That’s what she…oh nevermind.
Wow, comments are funnier than the fail.
Group WIN!
HOW DO YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT?!??!?!?!?¿?!?!?!!?!??!
you gotta park inside of the white lines… if you so much as TOUCH one with your wheel you get a $2000 fine. Oh and it’s the only parking lot for this store and within a half mile radius… NO PARKING ON THE STREET. Have a nice day. : )
I remember when a parking lot near me repainted the lines without painting over the old lines, which wouldn’t have been TOO bad, if they hadn’t also changed the direction that the rows were angled, and the direction of the arrows. So you had some people following the old arrows and parking the wrong direction, then getting blocked in by people parking the right direction… urg. Especially during the big yearly parking lot sale, when people were pulling in every which way to grab the bargains. Fail sale.
Fu*k! This is the city where i live!! ahah… my house is just a half mile away from that place…
I’m just curious, has anyone an idea of where this could be? South america? I would say Italy, but I’m not sure..
Madeira island mofo! Camara de Lobos <– google it…
With my luck, this is where I’m gonna have my driving test.
hehe I live in that island and I can say our civil engineers are great, not! ^^
Btw for those who wanted to know where this is, it’s a small Portuguese island named Madeira better known for being Cristiano Ronaldo birthplace >.>
SOMEONE was a little tipsy when they did that.
So… is there some sort of weird algorithm to parking there?
“WARNING – If you park outside a designated parking bay you will be clamped and fined £100 for release.”
I just realized that like, a million people (myself included) just bagged on Sean Penn for being a jack ass. And I don’t feel very bad about it either…hmm…
WTH? This is my picture. I just took it last month in Maderia Portugal.
Looks like a nice place though
Reference to Top Gun Negative Ghostrider the pattern is full mainly because we can’t figure the damn thing out
WHOA
I wanna see the cars that can fit those spaces!!!
DDR…. auto version?
I DID YOUR MOM!!!!!!
Ummm….
…
Am I double parked?
Been there -.-’ stupid marrocans
We had to give our car and key to a guy so he could move it when some1 wanted to pass trough -.-’
Omg, thats the most complicated car park in the world
*goes for a ride*
That’s no wolf! That’s my grandmother!