Comments on: Live Fail

By: Malexhe

Malexhe — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 16:54:30 +0000

No, lobsters are only red like that after they’re boiled. Obviously, boiled=dead.

By: darthcloakedguy

darthcloakedguy — Sun, 24 May 2009 20:02:35 +0000

First fail.

By: joky

joky — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 11:45:44 +0000

erm…line?

By: joky

joky — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 11:44:34 +0000

FIRST!

By: HI

HI — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 07:08:25 +0000

haha it must be still alive in all that wrapping

By: frog hopper

frog hopper — Wed, 10 Dec 2008 19:08:00 +0000

you all suck like hell f’n loses

By: Mr. Terrible

Mr. Terrible — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 05:44:57 +0000

well this egg is actually a nut

By: Markov Chain

Markov Chain — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 15:54:09 +0000

Get me to Miracle Max! He brought the man in black back from mostly dead, too!

By: WTFdidIjustwalkinto

WTFdidIjustwalkinto — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 06:29:03 +0000

You watch movies funny.

By: WTFdidIjustwalkinto

WTFdidIjustwalkinto — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 06:28:00 +0000

You roller blade funny.

By: SillyNilly

SillyNilly — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 22:10:41 +0000

Hurry! We have to save the live lobsters NOW!

By: kevin

kevin — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 17:02:49 +0000

lobster condoms are for their “heads”, not their entire bodies, silly.

By: lllusionx

lllusionx — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 17:01:26 +0000

hefty, hefty hefty!

wimpy, wimpy, wimpy!

By: marverde

marverde — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 14:34:13 +0000

those live lobsters are really looking great !!!

=)))

By: Canaduck

Canaduck — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 06:50:57 +0000

Sorry, everyone–I’ve skimmed the comments and don’t see any reference to this.

It potentially real. There was a supermarket (Raley’s) actually packing live lobsters in plastic like this. They stopped after people protested it, but that might be what this picture is from.

http://blog.peta.org/archives/2007/01/victory_raleys_1.php

By: Cheese

Cheese — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 22:39:53 +0000

Cuz I’m MR. Oogie Boogie
and you ain’t goin’ no-where!

By: titaniumspork19

titaniumspork19 — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 18:36:57 +0000

Now that’s ironic. And I’m sorry. Poor kid.

By: chelsea

chelsea — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 14:36:16 +0000

Sadly I think those lobsters are still alive. They may not be very alive but to sell a whole lobster they have to be alive or else they will go rancid. You can freeze and sell lobster tails but it if its whole you can’t do that either.

By: ErickB

ErickB — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 14:05:44 +0000

Ah, that was very asstute.

By: Red pens

Red pens — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 13:24:45 +0000

Moomin Pearle.

By: Red pens

Red pens — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 13:15:15 +0000

Uh oh!

By: Loz

Loz — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 10:19:28 +0000

and it feels like home.

By: AsTheCrowFlies

AsTheCrowFlies — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 10:16:26 +0000

I think I may have broke my Ackbar.

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:41:14 +0000

So what you’re saying is Disturbed can’t get no satisfaction?

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:34:00 +0000

*slowly approaches Xentaros’ “then”*
*grabs the golden ‘e’ and quickly replaces it with the bag of ‘a’*

By: AsTheCrowFlies

AsTheCrowFlies — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:31:03 +0000

I hear you call my name.

By: AsTheCrowFlies

AsTheCrowFlies — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:30:26 +0000

*Terrorizes*

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:29:38 +0000

Go ahead and just ask the jackpot question in advance why don’t you?

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:24:17 +0000

Ethel Moomin.

By: Darth

Darth — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:14:48 +0000

In Japan, they actually sell them like that. They’re in styrofoam and plastic and still twitching. They probably throw them out at the end of every day or somehting, but they are alive for the moment.

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:12:34 +0000

It’s a lobster’s life in the modern army!

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:05:39 +0000

They can’t make it, on account of their having ran, ran so far away.

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:03:29 +0000

I Seattle. Do feel more Intellegencer for reading the Post?

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 09:01:02 +0000

There is so much a man can tell you, so much he can say
You remain my power, my pleasure, my pain
To me you’re like a growing addiction I can’t deny
Won’t you tell me that’s healthy, baby?

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 08:54:42 +0000

Girl unwound, her problems compound
Down down doobie down down…

By: Marius

Marius — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 08:28:58 +0000

*Tortures*

By: Marius

Marius — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 08:26:42 +0000

You have Thrawn a Fett?

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 08:09:45 +0000

Everyone must stand alone.

By: AsTheCrowFlies

AsTheCrowFlies — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 08:04:45 +0000

It’s a General(y) Grevious wound.

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 08:04:04 +0000

But Der Kommisar’s in town!

By: AsTheCrowFlies

AsTheCrowFlies — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 07:58:34 +0000

*Torments*

By: fluffy the fish

fluffy the fish — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 07:58:14 +0000

Hell, yeah!

By: Marius

Marius — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 07:57:42 +0000

We just found out my younger daughter is allergic to cranberries. For years the poor kid has been drinking cranberry juice for UT health issues caused in part by allergies.

By: thepowerofblue

thepowerofblue — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 07:57:18 +0000

Yes, he was tellling you, with his words.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 07:53:13 +0000

It IS hellaciously late.

*goes to bed*

By: Marius

Marius — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 07:51:23 +0000

The hell of it is I don’t know what in the hell I’m doing up this late.

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 07:49:25 +0000

Dooku think crow is okay???

By: Marius

Marius — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 07:48:22 +0000

There is a season . . .turn, turn, turn

By: Marius

Marius — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 07:42:14 +0000

Card cheating lobsters!

By: k-k-k-katy

k-k-k-katy — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 07:41:12 +0000

*takes offering*
Thank you. I shall let you live another day.