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reminds me of the moami bar where the fruit were all f**king each other
i’m gonna go find a pic of that….
watch the next FAIL space…
And the gummy bears?
what gummy bears?
The giant gummy bears on a stick! Duh.
You know, right next to the Obama gifts?
what?!!?
lol…….
(akward)
the shrimp fucks the cabbage
lolololololol
*makes rabbits*
*eats delicious rabbit*
*mourns poor bunny*
*videotapes mourning to blackmail later*
“in my time the bunnys didnt had places saying to go have some sex, we had to fuck the rabbits, they diddnt fuck eachother”
Overhead from an old crazy man
tclid
…the Coors lid is damaged?
no, the cunning lichen is dead.
No, the colossal Denny’s is destroyed.
fail.
The current loser is (that) dude.
the chasm leap is dangerous?
The cunning lepus is dangerous.
The cumming lepus is dangerous.
The Cornered Lemur is Insecure and Dangerous
The cunning linguist is datable.
The clever Loz identifies defects
The creepy liar is detected.
BAHAHAHAHAHAH sorry, couldn’t pass on that one.
The crafty litigator illustrates depositions.
Tom’s cunnilingus lacked intimate details
Titanic Cthulhu lives in darkness
triand cats lunge in dumpsters
*leaps over ellobo and…SQUEEZES THE MOOMIN!*
Hah. I’m safe. Moomins cant nest below this level.
The clever leaper is Dragon.
The Cultists Live In Dungeons
Tree Climber Loves Identification Dildoes.
thumper cuddles lady in-decently.
Tiny crabs leave itchy devastation?
Reminds me of Watership Down, porno version.
Watership Down was pretty graphic in its own right…
Wow, I must’ve red the expurgated version…
that’s alright, i greened it.
LOL, typing fail!!!
Yeah…evil, killer, nazi rabbits; black rabbits of inlay; prophet rabbit seeing a field covered in blood. But hey! The movie had an Art Garfunkel song in it, so it’s cool. ;D
The film scared the living daylights out of me. Such a monstrous depiction of bunny death with the frightening music.
*has a sudden urge to listen to Nine Inch Nails*
*comes closer* Heh? Speak up.
You and me baby, ain’t nothin’ but rabbits. Let’s do it like they do it on hmmm doesn’t come out the same.
That’s not NIN. That’s not even the lyrics of the actual song.
Can’t remember the group right now. Will tonight when I’m brushing my teeththo.
Bloodhound Gang. Song’s name is Discovery Channel. It is BURNED INTO MY BRAIN. A friend told me to listen to it, and I actually liked it… until I realized yes, it was in English, and started listening to the words…
Let’s do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files!
Actually, the song’s name is ‘Bad Touch’.
‘Discovery Channel’? Really? Haha.
You want to f.uck me like an animal? Well, thanks but no thanks.
But…but Loz…you promised we’d do it how I wanted to this time!
*gets camcorder out in anticipation of some new internet porn he can post*
As long as you don’t feed my dog shrooms.
Nah, I’m gonna make tea from those.
Win
Sorry katy, I just can’t go through with it.
*puts away strap-on*
You’re no fun today.
*waits for Loz to leave, sets up camera on tripod to record* Oh k-k-k-katy, you wanna play????
Only if you remember the safe word this time.
Well of course, *whispers word so no one else can play*, wait! I forgot the weedeater, elecctric mixer, saran wrap and wesson oil. I will be right back!
Fluggen-kliggin-kien!!!
AAGGGGGGHHHH! ok, ok i stopped, now can you get your high heel away from there.
A strap-on was involved?
*reconsiders*
nope nope nope, too late.
*pushes Glad aside*
It’s not too late. It’s never too late.
I brought the gimp mask!
Three Days Grace rocks!!
*puts strap-on on ass pirate*
I love NIN but I always hated that song.
Anais says she likes you, too.
*snork*
I was always partial to “Something I Can Never Have”. I think it’s the weird mournful sound of the whole thing.
That religious song about being “closer to God?”
maybe the math teacher was hoping the children would learn to multiply like rabbits.
Seriously?
“Leo Lionni”?
Something wrong? ^^ That was his real name
Leo Lionni wrote and illustrated a ton of children’s books. I was a little surprised to see this cover here, so I checked Amazon, and the book there only has the psychedelic rabbit on it’s cover. I wonder where the albino one came from.
also, this is about the least suggestive “horny rabbits” cover I’ve ever seen.
.
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Plus, I’ve never understood why people think sex is fail.
You say that like you have seen a lot of books about horny rabbits. *scoootch*
k, let me rephrase
.
This is about the least suggestive cover I’ve ever seen ever.
People have a low tolerance for sex. Plus, SEX IS NO FAIL!
not even fictional bunny sex
You can thank the Puritans for that. They attached the “sin” label to anything that results in actual pleasure.
…Even fictional bunny sex.
pleasure may have been sinned prior to the puritans, though my history is shaky at best. wouldn’t the malleus maleficarum be considered in that category of banning pleasure or at least ridding the world of the subject of male pleasure?
Indeed, but the Puritans are one of the main influences of the specifically “American” prudery that urwrong was talking about.
check this out fluffy http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/0375815643/ref=sib_dp_pop_fc?ie=UTF8&p=S001#reader-link
Why FAIL? It’s just the truth…
Exactly! How else do you make rabbits?
You grow them on rabbit trees, of course!
Don’t you know anything?
I guess not…
*swims away shamefully*
Yeah fluffy, really. Come on. Everyone knows that you find rabbits in cabbage patches. Clearly this is where they are born.
And then the farmer comes out and shoots them with his gun, yelling “git varment” and the farmers wife comes out and cooks them in a stew while noodelguy has sex with his daughter in the barn.
His own daughter or the farmer’s daughter?
Nope, that waas me in the barn with the farmers daaughter, I used the rabbits as a distraction MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yes.
Q: How do you catch a rabbit?
A: Hide behind a hedge and make a noise like a lettuce.
Best. Joke. Ever.
Educational advertising win!
Three cheers for deeply inset subliminal messages!
Hehehhe…”deeply inset”
I’d like to be deeply inset…
Who says it’s a book *for* kids, rather than *about* making ‘em?
Let’s make a kids book *about* making kids!!!!
Sex ed WIN!
Sex ed for rabbits? Can they read?
That’s why it’s a picture book, duh.
Like rabbits would even need a picture book for that…
yay !
Wow, that rabbit on the left dresses like one of the Bradys.
hmm…i don’t think it looks anything like wayne brady.
Bobby Brady had trouble getting work after the 70s so he posed for that pic.
I always had a crush on Bobby.
I was more into Wonder Woman and her Golden Lasso of lust and S&M, crap I mean truth.
*gets out the melted chocolate and jumper cables*
*gets the kiddie pool into the living room floor, pours in the chocolate pudding, grabs Ryannon* Come on girl lets play!
Pudding bukkit. supersized.
Let’s make rabbits? More like let’s DO rabbits!
Beastiality is not a WIN.
I love how they promote interracial bunny breeding.
Subliminal positive message win.
What’s the difference between a rabbit and a bunny?
You eat rabbits, but you pet bunnies.
I eat beavers and kitties!!!
Are you sure? You look like the type of person who might eat roosters.
I eat Turkey
me too, son.
Ottoman and all?
*giggles*
i ate segundo
Rabbits are tough so you have to boil them so they aren’t like shoe leather, bunnies are pre-tenderized.
That’s not what Glenn Close said.
That was one weird movie, right up there with Mommy Dearest.
Well, sometimes being in a weird movie is all you’ve got to hold on to.
Delores, is that you? Or Vera?
Vera?
It’s my very favorite gun.
Well, happiness IS a warm gun!
Mine stays warm
Mommie Dearest rocked! Who the hell uses abrasive cleanser on blue bathroom tile?
I personally like Raisning Arizona as a film about disfunctional families.
I like katy’s response better.
I think this is pretty obviously fake…
It’s not. That’s the real cover ^^ I’m the author’s great-granddaughter, and I have to admit I never even thought of it that way until I saw it posted on failblog….some rude awakening!
Are you really his great granddaughter??
I feel horrible now, making fun of your great grandfather. I remember reading some of his books as a kid, but I don’t remember this one.
Don’t worry about it! I just showed this to my mother, who manages his literary estate, and she thought it was hilarious. I love failblog, so I’d be a total hypocrite if I were insulted by this!
You’re Annie’s daughter?
I’m her son
and I’m her daughter…who are you?
I’m her son
Who are you?
wow, this blog is really messing up. first my post disapeared, then it showed up but i had already re-posted, so then it was there twice
wow sam your special….mine worked fine…
No, it’s a function of the blogmonster. It happens from time to time.
haha sam got the blogmonster
so did i
*i’m her daughter…who are you? ^^;;
Someone who read Annie’s words about her grandfather.
well, yeah, that’s our mom. ^^ I’m glad they made that much of an impression–we were all really close to him.
He had a great impact on society in general, not just children’s books. I don’t think people realize that. You should and probably are very proud.
I still have all my Leo Lionni books from my childhood. They were some of my favorites…I love them. My favorite was “Fish is Fish”.
How cool that his great-granddaughter is here!!
*hugs mai*
its no fair-all my siblings got one of his books dedicated to them…but he stopped writing by the time i came around
awwww… that’s a real shame… So who did he dedicate this rabbit book to?
um…not sure…maybe he didn’t dedicate it to anyone…
And i’m his great grand daughter
Hi sis
Whoops
Syntax fail
Great Grandson
sure sam….syntax fail…
You’re right. Those are obviously kangaroos on the cover.
Win
…now hop to it!
hop on it…..!
Sooner or later they HAD to find out the truth
This is a WIN – she’s clearly enjoying it
Nah, she’s totally faking it to get jewelry.
Yeah women are all about the Carrot’s
The carrot’s what?
Carats, Carrots, eluding to Mookies sstatement about the girl bunny ddoing it for just jewelry.
*alluding
Eluding in that context would make it seem that the vegetables were trying to escape Mookie’s comment.
Also, ICDK was alluding to the fact that you have a superfluous apostrophe.
ohhhh DiXsHunary Polece, tomato, mater, potato, tater.
even the vegetables don’t like her
This is actually a really CUTE book!! A scissors and a pencil decide to make rabbits . . .
You have a singular pair of scissors? Wouldn’t that just be…a knife?
Two singular pairs of scissors decide to make scissors… Meh. Was funnier in my head.
I don’t know, I think this would be a win, because not only is it a fun craft, it give the parents a good segway into teaching about the birds and the bees, bunny style.
duh/Um…okay…if you’re going to use “big” words, please learn how to spell them unless you WANT to look like a humongoid dipshit. The word is “segue”.
/end duh
In his defense, he COULD have meant he was giving the parents a motorized scooter-type vehicle.
This is what happens when you learn to read using phonics…
Huuk’d on phonix werked fer me!!! I graduamated!
As opposed to whole language? The dingbats who can’t spell most likely learned English using whole language instead of phonics. Whole language blows.
I actually had this book (full cover and all) when I was a lot younger, and it amuses and depresses me to see it here. Simple book about fabric bunny and doodled bunny.
And another innocent memory of childhood goes flying away. XD
I guess now is not the time to tell you there is no such thing as Santa.
Or that he’s gay.
And having an affair with the tooth fairy.
(Though Blue2th will deny it!)
And the Easter bunny is on the sauce .. again.
Or.. the sauce is on the Easter bunny.
I don’t see the problem. Are they lying?
Hmm, the colored jokes are endless.
“Hey, you have any colored in ya?”
“Erm, No”
“Well, would you like some?”
Could also be like that movie, ‘Pleasantville’, where the people and environment start going from black and white to color once they start doing sinful acts like premarital sex and what not.
Where da hell did that come from?
From misunderstanding-movieland.
*Agrees*
BrownBuddy did you even watch that movie? Your plot synopsis couldn’t be more wrong.
Watching movies is a sin, and it obviously has to be a moral allegory because that’s what Pastor Ted said.
the person above me is a dumbass
I don’t get it
um…it`s a “kid”book showing rabbit…sex on the cover
leo lionni is amazing. I don’t remember seeing that white rabbit before, it’s definitely not by him as it’s not his style of drawing. i’m guessing someone drew it on.
KID BOOK *WIN*! I WANNA MAKE RABBITS!
Sorry, I thought I was on a different picture… my bad
DO NOT diss Leo Lionni. He’s amazing.
Love,
WL’s Sister
OMG!!! That is amazing!!! I love it!!
epic fail
if you look closely it seems as if the rabbit is crayoned in… hmmmm
It also appears that the Mommy and Daddy bunny are in making Brother Bunny on the cover of a kid’s book… Good thing the Banned Books people didn’t catch that!
WTF?????????????????? FOR A CHILDREN BOOK??????????? W……T…….F??????????? THERE GETTING IT ON MAN THEY MUST HAVE SEEN SOMTHING WRONG IN THE PROTOTYPE!!!!???
It’s a book about scissors and a pencil, who spend their time together.
And it’s really by Leonni in 1882.