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WHUT? You DON’T have sheet metal on your pizzas? Creepy.
gay.
lame.
stupid.
weak
dot FAIL
gampideakail, that sums it up!
wheres the dot?
Now that you’ve all introduced yourselves, can we get back to commenting on the fail?
Say please
noob
*lols*
*snicker*
WIN, my friend.
*highfives fluffy*
My name is Stephen and I have a problem…
*chorus* Hi, Stephen.
My name is Robert Paulson, and I have a problem.
Please wait your turn, Robert. Stephen hasn’t finished sharing.
my name is big dick, and i run a halfway inn
EVRYBODY: hello, big dick
his name is Robert Paulson. His Name is Robert Paulson..
were not supose to talk about this are we?
Twat.
personally, i prefer my pizza with lead shavings and ball bearings, but to each his own
I like the nuts.
Nuts and Bolts.
But you definitely want the added iron. That’s why pizza is so healthy.
I like gold leaf and staples on mine. It’s expensive.
iron is good. until magneto rips it out, makes metal balls, and escapes
I just don’t know that 40 to 60 cm is sufficient.
A good source of iron!
nomnomnom
crunc crunch crunch
We must push little cart!
But little men has cart!
Aiiieeghh! Where is cart going?
Ooooh Noooooo! Little cart is moving!
That crunching the metal or your teeth?
not first
not second
not masturbating :O
not fornicating.
Not masticating
Not procrastinating
Not illuminating.
not… constipating?
Not flatulating.
not defecating!
Not regurgitating!
Not commentating!
um, well actually…
not regenerating
not demonstrating
Not decapitateing
Not Levitating
not killing
not copulating
not enjoying
not menstruating.
not masturbating
*doesn’t masturbate*
Are too
Mmm…
My doctor told me I needed more metal in my diet…
Though, it’s best cold for breakfast.
especially with warm beer left out overnight
Ahhh… the college diet…
We used to call that Sunday mass.
Totally explains the “freshman fifteen”.
Along with bread and bread.
It’s important to get enough iron.
Can we safely assume that the irony supplements contain iron?
PUN FAIL
We should hope so, shouldn’t we?
Is it good ferrous?
Perhaps.. Dental issues oxide..
Hmm, sheet metal. That was probably the last missing pizza topping.
It’s the sheet!
ba-dum-bum!
An even bigger fail is their Pizza Tonno, which comes with a delicious topping of tuna. Yum.
Don’t know if you’ve ever had a grilled tuna steak, but it’s entirely different from canned tuna and would likely go just as well on a pizza as smoked salmon would.
You really think a place of this caliber has someone grilling tuna steaks in the back, eh? I’m going with starkist on this one…
Atleast they’re not offering hotdog pizzas
Please tell me that’s something you made up…
You’d hope…
I’ve eaten tuna pizzas. Of the Starkist variety. I actually liked it, but that was when I was young and stupid.
Now that I’m old and stupid, I don’t think I’d eat that again.
Fluffy! That’s cannibalism!
Only if Fluffy is a tuna.
Or a pizza (stranger things I heve seen in this web than a pizza disguised as a fish)
The Pizza Sicilia worries me – it has ‘fresh cheese’. The cheese on all the other pizzas must be mouldy.
Blue cheese .. err.. Bleu fromage …
Squeaky Frommage
Ethan Frommage.
You mean fromage bleu
He speaks american, but not french, tut tut Mr B
Yo no spreichen de Francais!
By definition, “cheese” can’t be fresh. It’s aged, spoiled milk…
So queso fresco is a scam?
Salvadoran food is generally a scam.
I would correct you, (Insert snotty How-to on making
mozarella,) but I’m afraid to be put into the troll cage..
An Italian restaurant here once had “herbivorous bread” on the menu for about two days, until one of my friends requested carnivorous bread instead.
lol, I’d like to meat that bread
You, sir, have invented an ingenoius thing. I shall call it…..meatloaf!!!!
mmmm….Meatloaf
Also Focus Fail.
Is that with or without garlic?
My doctor told me I needed more iron in my diet. I giess he, Inpu, and Zeppelin aren’t the only ones who understand the importance getting plenty of iron.
Giess??? Are you Sarf Ifrican???
How much for one ?
You can get the $3 slice for 5 bucks.
Inpu recoments the free slice for 500 yen.
My grandfather was a sheetmetal worker. I would totally buy a sheetmetal pizza. It would live on my wall. :3
Sorry, I’ll stick with Pepperoni Pizza, I already have enough Iron in my diet!
But the Pizza “Sicilia” is an offer you can’t refuse.
It comes with sliced donkey head.
Eh, what do I care? I didn’t know the donkey.
No!! It comes with sleeping fishes
I wonder what the Pizza >I Love You< tastes like.
(#33)
Garlic, it seems :-O
It seems to have capes on it, so probably woolly.
Dilly is sporting a new look! but its too tiny …
I know, I want my old avatar back. I miss its turquoisosity.
Wonder woman in scuba outift? Very nice! How much?
If you have to ask, you can’t afford her;)
Super Pizza? The Caped Masticater?
Fish?
i dont think it would be a good idea to reheat the left overs in the microwave…
Regarding the “I love you” pizza, how do you sharpen pepperoni?
Isn’t it kind of dangerous to put sharp food on a pizza?
Not dangerous for customers that eat 60 cm of sheet metal
The best pizza is the “Fantasia”: it has mushrooms.
If while eating it you feel an urge to masturbate, you can use the remains as dog food. Dogs love mushrooms.
I also like the fact that it popped up as an American Idol referrence to me — and then it said “ham”!
Don’t forget to bring your videocamera
and ur troll
*masturbates*
Holy sheet
Batman?
This pizza sounds like sheet…
Behold the Fail within a Fail. A rare find indeed. The pizza above it says “peperoni” instead of “Pepperoni”.
Double Fail!
Same with the Pizza “I Love You”
that french guy who eats TVs, plates and glass would LOVe this pizza!
DISCLAIMER: i don’t know if that french guy, that I saw on TV, is just an urban legend or what. but i saw on the TV so i guess it has to be real lol
Frutti de Mare pizza makes me nervous. What kind of fruit comes from the sea? Watermelon?
“Frutti di Mare” is the Italian idiom for seafood.
Other from that, only fruit that comes from the sea is Salmonberry
Actually, in some languages, “sea fruit” is anything that comes from the sea, like mussels and shrimp, etc.
*TMI hat removed*
yes, especially french, where the word for potato (pomme de terre) literally translated means “appple of the ground”
A road apple? Watch where you step!
Take a clear picture fail.
picture NAZI
picture nazi zombie?
Maybe that’s just the crappy print quality…
I used to dream of sheet metal pizza. When I was young, living in a shoebox in the middle of the road, I’d get up at 3 o’clock in the morning, 2 hours before I went to bed, eat a handful of gravel, pay the owner to work 28 hours at the mill, and then dad would beat us until we fell asleep.
And if you try to tell the young people of today that, they won’t believe you.
LUXURY!
Shoebox? You were lucky!
“Extra Supplements” at the bottom is also a redundancy fail.
I think that “Additional Extra Supplements” is more readable
With anchovies and garlic, is “Pizza I Love You” supposed to be a joke? No kissing after a few bites of that stinker!
Who knew they catered to rust monsters…
The wonderful irony of eating 50 cm of sheet metal.
Want some “peperoni” on that sheet metal?
It’s not as much fun as poking fun at the fail, but I’d almost be willing to bet money that this is from Germany.
Blech = sheet metal = also metal baking pan/sheet
Reason #2: “sharp peperoni.” “Scharf” is the word for both spicy and sharp.
Reason #3: “fresh cheese” = “Frischkaese” = soft cheese (like ricotta).
You are correct… The original:
http://www.ristorante-fantasia3.de/flyer_pdf/Flyer_Fantasia3.pdf
Sheet metal? Is that a kind of music for beds?
I eat sheet metal
I guess this is for people with iron deficiencies.
There was a guy in my nieghborhood who could eat glass. Guess this would be his favorite restaurant.
MMMMMMM…….. sheet metal. Arrrgghghhlll.
I lol’d when I saw the “extra supplements” below…
Anytime our housing association want to get money out of us on the pretext of repairing our building, they send us a bill with “Metal plate 800×1800mm” written on it. Repeated searches have never found said plate, though there should be about 20 by now. But now I understand – it wasn’t a repair fee, it was lunch expenses.
SAVE FERROUS!
LOL! thats too funny!
It’s sheet metal?
So i can make the bed with it then?
Oh, just like how mama use to make.
TASTY WIN!!!!! MMMMMM………….60cm SHEET OF METAL!(served with a side of melted copper) YUMMY!
MMMMMM
That’s so gross. I mean anchovies on your sheet metal how awful.