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Now that’s ironic.
don’t you think?
Yes, I really do think.
It’s like RAAAIIIEEEEYAAAAIIINNNN… o/~
they wish!
Looks quite hot actually
no, srsly^^
…on your wedding day
It’s like a free ride, that just burst into flames and killed you…
Artistic license fail…
-Doc
At least his paint job looked cool the flames really set it off
I think the guy in the house died!
man i hate youtubenoobs
On your wedding day! 8D
Too late, sucka!
This comment string FTW
No, that is not irony.
Well isn’t it unfortunate.
Depends on whether they were insured.
I think I see that little gecko basterd hiding in the bushes laughing his ass off.
Mmmm… grilled lizard…
Mmmmm….. lizard pizza.
Mmmmm….pizza hut.
Now offering pizza.
…40-60 cm of sheet metal pizza!
what if we need the pizza to be more than 360 degrees?
How soon do you need an answer?
In 3 days.
Within 2-3 days, but the paper’s due tomorrow.
Loz, you are a pillar of grammatical and linguistic strength.
How ionic.
I a doric when we start a pun-run.
I can’t Corinthian-yone that this is funny, can I?
I was going to use that joke, but I guess I’ll have to get one of Minoan.
OW!!!
…I got a plinth-er in my finger.
There! I got it. That’s going to be a lintel tender for awhile.
*smooches sore finger*
Ooh. You stanchioned the bleeding.
I think I need another *smooch*, though.
You know how to spur me on.
*smooch*
Tuscan play at that game!
*SMOOOOOCH!*
I’m sleeeeeeeeeeepy. Come keep me company?
Yes. Let’s hit the bunk.
*Smooches Dragonwriter’s finger while he’s sleeping*
I LIVE IN THE TREES IN YOUR BACKYARD AND WATCH YOU
WHEN YOUR SLEEPING LIKE SANTA CLAUS AND/OR
EDWARD CULLEN!
*Smooches Dragonwriter*
I’ll bring my camera
Extended cab truck with tacky flame decals and limo tinted windows? I doubt if it’s even legally registered.
Ironic…unfortunate….somehow “redundant” comes to mind.
Isn’t it coincidental just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Here’s a little bit of irony, a ford focus driver’s got ADD
Hotwheelz
whats with the z? spelling fail.
This is NOT irony!
Irony – the use of words to convey a meaning that is the opposite of its literal meaning
ex: the irony of her reply, “How nice!” when I said I had to work all weekend.
Isn’t that sarcasm?
sarcasm is a type of irony. There are different types though.
This would be closest to situational irony though, when the result is not what was intended. He didn’t intend for his truck to be on fire when he put the flame decals on it. It’s a stretch, but I think we could call this ironic.
seriously
It looks so real!
Definitely! The truck seems to have a bit of an exhaust problem, though.
I agree.
Emygirl! I dig the new avatar!
Emygorl! I’m in Love! <3
Emogirl?
writting fail x)
the painting is so good that it must be real…wait a second…shit its real!!
Emygirl! I’m in Love! <3
Too late. Your mistake has been noted and logged.
CRAP!
*Chews end of pencil* Yep, mr. Bob, I’m afraid that this has to go on your personal record.
CRAP!
win for the system?
I hope you know that this will go down on your permanent record. Oh yeah? Well, don’t get so distressed. Did I happen to mention that I’m impressed?
Love the Femmes.
cow?
Ford recall… hmmm….
Irony at its best.
i know i was fooled!!!
Spontaneous combustion makes fools of us all.
I pity the fool who spontaneously combusts!
Don’t ever be a drummer for Spinal Tap, then.
I combust the fool who spontaneously take pity!
Okay, that sounded a lot better in my head >.<.. And please don’t comment on the fact that I’m missing an “s” My keyboard is very bad (:
Wait, aren’t you drunk, some? That would explain it. I’ll leave it alone.
Family fire. definitely win
The family that burns together…?
I was skeptical about the paint at first, but now I’ve really warmed up to it.
Lived in the apartment building that’s fire escape only went from the 5th to the 4th floor. (Ancient fail reference)
Was that the Ashebrook Apartments? That’s one hot property!
$45,000 effect, but hey, it looks great!
hot pickup
Pot Hiccup
Hot Teacup
Hic Potcup
Pit Hotcup
Cup Hottea
Huh… Cot Up
so is that a fail or a win?
smokin’ wheels
Now THAT’S a burn-out!
Where can I get that vinyl? It’s sooo real!
i think it’s a DIY job, just needs gasoline and some matches
See the 1983 movie “Deal of the Century” when Gregory Hines uses a flamethrower on a car with the line “It needs a little touch up!”
…and pissed ex-girlfriend and/or mob connections
Ha! I bet she doesn’t think his truck is sexy now!
blat
blam!
ka-blam!
Now containing real ‘blam’.
*BOOM!*
*picks up Skwerlly Em* I’ve got me a new friend George, her name is Skwerlly Em, and I will love her and pet her and pet her and love her.
Scream until daddy stops!
*Does a skwerl purr*
Hic hic hic!
Old Cartoon Reference WIN!
I thought I was the only one..
GTA IV, give it to me !
That painting is damn realistic.
It’s so real the graphics came to life!
Hot Wheels!
Some folks will do anything to park in a tow-away zone.
This is quite possibly the town’s new parking enforcement method.
It looks to me like he’s parked in the fire lane.
Or in the FIR LAIN. (See voting page.)
Are you sure he’s not in the wheechiair lane?
I don’t see the bubble person logo..
Smokin’!!!
Another example of life imitating art.
What was the first example?
If you don’t pay attention during class B2th, you are not going to like your final grade.
Sorry, my zipper got stuck in the bathroom, that’s why I was late…please
don’tspank me Mrs. Mookie.*get’s in line for a spanking*
Hey Blue2th….
NO PANTS!!
:p
I’m going to need to see proof of that, maam.
I would laugh if she’s not wearing pants… but is wearing a floor-length skirt instead.
I’ve found that spontaneous nudity at a whim is the single best thing about owning your own home so far.
Dragon is very intoxicating, that’s all the proof I need.
I am absolutely amazed that no one has made a “liquor/lick ‘er” joke here.
So I certainly won’t do it.
Instead, I’ll just tipsy over to you and give you a *smooch*.
*Beams*
You look a little lit there, darlin’.
But then…I’m a little tight myself…
Well then, let’s pop this cork and get well oiled.
You’re on. But I’m a little laced at the moment…can you help me out?
I’ll do that with both hands tied behind your back.
Oooh. I dunno…I’m pretty lush…
I’m sot of thinking that it’s you getting tied this time.
*ties one on*
Now c’mere.
Haha
So THAT’S how they do it! (I always thought it was paint)
Ahhhhh! MY TRUCK!!!!!
Nice of the the person to take a picture INSTEAD of calling the fire brigade or putting the car out.
This site depends on people like that.
What is more important, picture for failblog or putting car out?
I see hundreds of cars every day, yet only a few fires, and certainly VERY few fires of this failtastic calibre. So yeah. Take the photo first.
I see hundreds of cars every day, yet only a few fires, and certainly VERY few fires of this failtastic calibre. So yeah. Take the photo first.
“Fire brigade”!! I haven’t heard that term in a loooooong time. errrr, I mean… before I was born!! Yeah, that’s it… *shifty eyes*
They could have taken the picture with their camera phone.
This paint job is HOT!!!!
Voice-over: Never buy a used car without a CarFax history report.
Burn baby…..buuurrrrn.
Disco inferno…
the hood the hood the hood is on fire! we dont care let the (x rated) burn!
rofl google add below thread
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hmm, i like the 3d effects on this car, makes it so much more realistic than those conventional paintjobs. Kudos for the painter!
Hot Wheels baby~
i would have gone with dragons instead of just flames. that way you could have fire and raging beasts
You called Dragon a beast? *sings* Sombody’s getting FOOOOOOOOOMed!
Judging from the photo, that’s already happened.
I DENY EVERYTHING!
That’s NOT my ex-boyfriend’s truck. Hm-mm. Not at all. No, no…no need to verify, you can take my word for it.
Really.
You didn’t start the fire. It was always burning since the jerk’s deserving.
*Gets the warm and fuzzies reminescing 1980’s Billy Joel music*
DUDE. I just used that song as a comment on Options Fail you CANNOT HAVE IT. IT IS MY SONG.
Pshaw! I once used that song as basis for a tribute to some of my favorite past fails.
“Pshaw”? Zounds!
Zounds? Odds bodkins!
Carrie Underwood WIN?
how do I sign up for this crappy site
Well, first you’ll need to give me your credit card number and expiration date so I can verify that it has not been stolen on the internet and then…
…you email me you Name, Address, Telephone Numbers, SS Number and the 9-Digit Routing Number and Account Number from your Checking Account so I can Print you some FAIL Blog Checks as your Free Gift for Joining Us! If you act RIGHT NOW I’ll throw in a FAIL Blog Drink Cozy and Mouse Pad!
actually, you don’t need to email th info, you can just post it right here. I think it’s easier that way.
The ride has been pimped.
More like unpimped. Oh, snap!
The truck, the truck, the truck is on fire
We don’t need no water, let the motherf*cker burn
Burn motherf*cker, burn!
*sings* …burning down the truck…
*sings*….I went down,down,down and the flames went higher.
In a burning truck on fire…
burn, burn burn in a truck on fire! a truck on fire!
Pick-ups roasting on an open fire. . .
exhauste fumes nipping at your nooooooooooooooooose…
Your tired old cars being scorched by a choir . . .
And Volkswagens hijacked by Eskimos
And Volkswagens jacked up by Eskimos
Everybody smokes a doobie mixed with Mistletoe
To help to make the season mo’ a’ight
Tottering teens with their eyes all aglow
Will find hard on to sleep with tonight
so what other songs could we put on here?
This is definitely a fail
At the end of the paint job you can see a lack of quality
the front is done beautifully the back was clearly rushed
29nd I love this! he knew he shouldn’t have gotten the majik paint job
PUT IT OUT!! PUT IT OUT!!!!!!
Well… if you’re asking… *Slowly slips off skwerl dress*
*wonders, could this be the person from the Home Depot snow shovel picture*
*Stops in Tracks and Stares Wantonly*
*Scampers Closer with $5 Bill Between Teeth*
I owned FUBLIZZ and CRINGER flat-out.
omg is so realistic !
Karma win.
Wait… how is this a karma win? Did he burn people’s vehicals at a stage in his life? How would YOU even know?
Wow, awesome paintjob! it looks as if the car’s really on fir….. no wait
I almost expected “Pussy Wagon” to be painted on the tailgate like from Kill Bill. Now how the ███ is he gonna try to convince ppl he is someone to know? By using his charm & obvious intelligence?
Yay, this is mine
– fame at last
Wow, that is a really good paint job. It actually looks like the car burst into flames!
Hey Bill, your paint looks so real!
The car! The car! The car is on fire.
HAWT!!!
BORG!!!
Look closely… think he’s go a parking permit?
Epic SIGH.
That is a hell of a win.
Gee… a Ford on fire. Big surprise.
It’s definitely a fail on Ford’s part, but a win for the road, which now has one less Ford on it.
Guess he didn’t have a parking permit.
He’s parked in the fire lane. I see no problems here.
Nostradamus’ truck.
Johnny Storm sure has a hot car.
WIN
200th Comment
Oh the irony.
Yo Yo DaWg we put some flames on yo flames so yo can burn while yo burn
Its burning because its a ford and it sucks.
Im calling this a draw.
premonition paintjob.
SO that’s a realistic paintjob
D
Rofl!! I was there when this happened. I know the kid who owned this truck.
It happened in my parents’ neighborhood, and I was actually at a friends house the day in question. Was like “I smell smoke and burning like rubber.” Walked around the corner and this thing is billowing flames.
Evidently the little shite poured vodka down the radiator thinking it was water.. yeah, right.
If you want to see exactly why I did this, just go back to the Homework FAIL, and somewhere near the bottom, I talk about how I converted to the Skwerllism faith.