Tree Removal Fail
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Submitted by Andrew K
FAIL Blog RSS FAIL. I don’t get an in-flight movie fail.
YouTube is dealing with a security problem that arose earlier today. Here is a replacement FAIL video. <- Notice that?
Tree Removal: Fail.
Tree: Win. =O
Failblog: Epic win? O.O
Pwned by tree!!!
Afrikaner tree-removal, FTW!
ass kiss fail.
YouTube FAIL
FailBlog FAIL
Surely that was intentional. i mean nothing else was gonna happen, no???
There was one, but it was lost in the bowels of hell.
Dragonwriter did it!
Did not! I was busy not wearing any pants!
You whaaaa???
She is boycotting pants today. I kinda like it myself.
Wish I could boycott pants, but it’s part of my company’s dress code.
*zzzzzzip*
Ahhh! That’s way better!
Put that thing away! Your going to kill someone.
Rather than ‘thing’, I think ‘it’ would be a more suitable label.
*zzzzip*
Jeez guys, you’re a little quick to assume things. Who said he’d gone commando?
Pervs…
I believe the original quote (from the Lost Gay Episode of Star Trek) was “You don’t really want to hurt me, do you? Put that thing away…”
(for the uninitiated, go to http://frogstar.com/trek/Star%20Trek%20William%20Shatner%20The%20Lost%20Gay%20Episode.mp3 )
Won’t let me open the file.
Giant penis shaped tree WIN
Shhh! You’ll awaken the beast!
Call me a beast again and I’ll *FOOOM!* your ass so hard that your grandchildren will still be in the hot seat.
Alright, alright! I was just commenting on your ‘fiery’ attitude, with that flamethrower you brandish.
Please don’t incinerate me.
Wow! Dragonwriter is freaking hardcore! I think I fell in the line of *FOOOM* way back in my early failblog days… I learned real quick… *touches self* *TSSSsssssssss* Yep, still hot…
Dragons don’t like being treated like trolls. Lesson for the day.
(And I don’t “brandish” the flamethrower, silly…I AM the flamethrower. Don’t you know anything about dragons??)
*pauses to regain thinking powers*
Sorry, mental blackout back there.
DAMN!!!! i farted and it frikin reaps of the dead!
Any other interesting life stories you wish to tell us?
Tsk tsk, no correction of reaps = reaks?
Reeks, surely?
I think he used a scythe to butcher zombies for dinner.
I prefer reaks. A prank on the dead.
Ohhhh Dragonwriter……?
*sounds the alarm*
No, that’s just your comment.
Wow… The dragon alarm worked…
*grins in evil B2th fassion*
I will be saving this for some very important failblog situations to come…
*tucks in pocket*
Hee…!
So…do you have a passion for fassion?
a pission for fission?
Actually, I’m achin’ for some bacon!
I’m takin some bacon that I’ll be a-makin
I need to get a weapon.
Maybe I can use those 21 shadow-guns…
get a life
Too late. She has been awakened.
That’s what I wanted. this one was too predictable.
and in flight movie isn’t?
Actually, when I saw that one I was like “Oh! I bet they’re showing Iron Man!” and when I saw this one I was like “Oh! I bet they’re going to cut that tree down and it is going to fall down not humorously on some object at all!”
I saw the in-flight movie before youtube failed. It was just some crappy 80’s looking plane crash movie, not even really worth watching.
My thought was… scratch one truck, sure enough…
There’s nothing to be seen here.
122 Failures in Communication and counting
.
Failblog movie title fail
No need to rush guys. He’s probably okay.
…..aaaaannnnnnnnd now we’ll walk over to check to see if you may or may not be critically injured.
….or not. I think I’ll just wait to see if you crawl, bloody and broken, out of the cab of the truck. No need to panic until then.
Hate to say this, but from what I can see in the video, that’s a right-hand driver. The left-hand seat is empty. So, to correct blue2thFairy:
….aaaaannnnnnnnnd now we’ll walk over to examine the truck, while I try to figure out an excuse to use when calling the insurance company.
They’re in South Africa. Right hand drive is normal.
Yeah, bloody South-Africans. If they don’t destroy themselves, they will distroy the world.
Yeah, you could clearly see the driver (the man with the white hat) coming around from the other side…
asda
Let’s just stare at the crashed car for a while. Maybe it will fix itself.
lol
Now, that’s a happy little tree we got there. With one happy little accident.
Wow. He really didn’t think that one through, did he?
Cable length calculation fail
/facepalmtree
/facenapalm
/carpalm
/facerosypalm
*goes to the palmist*
*reads psalm 10 vs 10*
*palms blue2th’s bible*
*shaves palm*
*squishes palmetto bug*
*drives to palm springs*
Hey Ladies!
Palm to palm is holy palmers’ kiss…
*Golfs with Arnie Palmer*
*writes Ryannon’s number in his palm pilot*
*makes salad dressing with tripalmitin*
wipes cockroach off hand using lettuce leaf
*looks down at his semipalmated feet*
I should have been a duck.
Duck duck goose *gooses B2F*
Have not saints lips, and holy palmers too?
*Gooses comment up to Dragon.*
*ducks*
*quacks up*
*saves president David Palmer*
10 vs 10? Who got sent off?
/imnotcleverenoughtothinkupagoodone
you could say tree height calculation fail
They were using the shadow of the tree to get the length… at 12 noon.
They should expect this to happen >_>
Of course they should expect this to happen, but if they did, we’d have no failblog!
Hmm. . .fuzzy logic?
*head explodes*
Damn it! I just cleaned.
*picks up pieces of Bondfan’s head and gets out the glue*
Don’t you worry buddy, I’ll have your head back together in no time.
Sorry, have you seen my evil twin? He was wandering around a few minutes ago, and- oh my god, what happened?!
*sigh*
*thows evil Bondfan’s glued head in the trash*
Well, I’m glad you’re okay…
Thanks.
*mops up evil blood*
FLUFFY logic!
Fluffy fuzz logic.
Fluffy belly button fuzz logic!
How? No one could have predicted this rare occurrence! Since when does the combination of an idiot, a vehicle, a rope and a tree ever equate to this?
Seriously! I thought it was going to fall in the other direction.
the tree literally beat the laws of physics!!!
I thought the tree was going to fall on another car.
I thought the car would fly up and stick to the tree.
I thought the car would tear LA from the US.
Not enough fat people in the video.
I was hoping for that too.
I thought tree was going to catapult truck.
*sigh*, watched too much looney tune.
I thought it would fall on the house.
I was thinking it would somehow hit the camera man.
I wonder though. Are trucks less expensive than
chainsaws in some parts of the world?
I thought it was going to fail in the other direction.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA THAT IS SOOOOO FUNNY AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA FAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Wow, apparently jay does not get charged for extra “L”s.
You might want to snag a few while you have the chance.
lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.
Now you have no excuses! Ha-HA!
I’lllllllllllllllllll need those LLLLLLLLLLLLLLs lllllllllllater.
You’ll need them for Christmas.
(please tell me someone gets the joke)
What the hebb. Now I’b have to use other betters!
So bame to steab abb the bs.
Is that a FENCE in front of the truck? Did they honestly not expect the tree to fall right on top? What in the hell?
Yeah I know. I was wondering why the truck wasn’t moving forward as the tree was falling.
I love how they all stand there like they expected it.
There is only one explanation: Insurance fraud.
Imagine the claims adjuster’s face when they’re giving the explanation of what happened.
Adjuster: “I’m sorry, we don’t give checks to the mentally retarded. Company policy.”
Heh, the tree preloaded itself…now just drive it away.
Efficiency win?
or saftey fail
as well as logic fail…
As well as spelling fail…
FIRST!!!!!!!! O YA
*Arches an eyebrow*
*takes off the belt*
If I have to come back there…
Wait…are we in a car, then?
Nope, in the back of a truck. Watch out for falling trees.
Aaaah!!!
*crunch*
*points, laughs, then goes to make a hot pocket*
Well, isn’t this a sorry state of events.
Missippi?
No, New Jersey.
The land of no left turns and no right turns on red.
The wasteland, you mean.
Just for teenagers.
Are you suggesting something?
Who?
Ryannon, you got out at a good time… the drivers here in the armpit -I mean Garden- State have gotten a hundred times worse in the past three weeks. Really.
You live in NJ? What exit?
Actually – it isn’t a tree removal fail. The tree WAS removed.
Candidate for Darwin award?
I wish…that would mean he died in this random act of stupidity.
That clip needs to be edited down to like 20 seconds.
Agreed.
yeah, i just went forward until the tree fell
it was frikin hilarious!
I laugh at your incompetence! MWAHAHAHAHAHA*cough,cough,rasp*haha…
Concured.
Conjured.
Chauffeured. *wipes forehead*
Gopher.
mole
Molech! *Hides children*
troll
gnome
troll
I lol’d
I bowled.
I troll’d.
I fold.
“Concurred.” Spelling FAIL.
youd think a kind bystander would have an extra R to hand bondfan, i dont think a fail is completely necessary. now, as far as my terrible typo in in flight movie….. definitely fail-able
*hands bondfan a well-deserved R*
I did not know I was able to hand people R’s…netiquette FAIL on my end.
* hands bondfan another R so he can have some R & R *
I bet the tree’s laughing at him. I know I would be.
how did they tie the rope and cut leaves without someone getting hurt?
How did they manage to tie their shoes without getting hurt?
I think they’re wearing flip-flops.
Neanderthals usually go barefoot.
Comparing them to these guys. I think you owe the Neanderthals an apology.
Is that truck insured by Geico?
lol
I think failblog hates me, where are my comments?
That never happened before, it actually posted.
it happens to me too
sometime i can comment…sometimes i cant…
its wierd…like i lost internet connection or something
Yeah, saw that one coming.
Really?? I didn’t…I thought everything was going to work out just fine.
That would be, like, a fail on us!
Failblog 2.0… The possibilities are endless*!
*.-Endless = 1
Oh yeah Mr. I’m So Smart, If your sooooooo smart then why don’t you just tell us who is going to win the 2007 World Series? Go ahead Mr. Smarty McSmartpants.
I know I know!! Pick me! NJ Devils!
Let me guess; Ummmm, Boston Red Sox ?!
I kept waiting for the tree to “snap” back and hit the building. Ah well, some property damage for the idjit with the truck works too.
Wait a moment, the last few minutes shows that the truck was blocked in by a fence of some sorts. It looks like they attached the rope to the tree and figured that they would not need to move the truck swiftly in order to avoid the falling tree. The best part of this all is that no one at the scene of fail runs to the person in the truck to check if he is injured.
Naw, I think someone built the fence while they were tying the rope on the tree and no one on the crew noticed it until too late.
GAWD. Who didn’t see that coming before it happened?!
Idiocracy is here now!
ha i love that movie!
go away..bate’n….BATE’N!
cuz its gots electorlytes…
I think the US is run by an idiocratic government.
repetition fail
Incorrect, a truth WIN so good, it needed to be said twice…
I think the US is run by an idiocratic government.
A comment so nice you though you’d post it twice!
What the…
Oh, great. Failblog screws up at the worst of times.
Na, just karma coming back to bite you in the ass.
*hands b2f a spare T*
I think the US is run by an idiocratic government.
That’s almost up for a Darwin award..
If only driver and co. had been somehow removed from the gene pool.
Sadly no, idiots still live among us no matter how willing we are to reward them for removing their genes.
FIRST hetero commenter
You have heterochromia?
Aren’t the ones that have to point out they are hetero the ones who are the most insecure?
Aren’t the ones that have to point out the fact that they are hetero the most insecure? *first time i typed this it disappeared, apologizes ahead of time for a possible double post*
Aren’t the ones that feel they have to point out that they are hetero usually the most insecure about it?
*one more try* Aren’t the ones that have to point out they are hetero are the most insecure?
I really wish there was some way to tell people about the “Show all’ once we’ve passed the 200-comment mark. Would save us these postings.
not really, for some reason this site like to take the occasional comment and eat it. And also? Sometimes? It duplicates that comment. I do not like this aspect of the blogmonster.
It does seem to be getting weirder as well. Now it seems to be rearranging comments. The other day I gave up in disgust.
Dammit. We need a blogmonster obedience training program or something.
Tell EB to loan us his whip, at least that would be a good start !
Hey!
It’s a tree removal win!
With an inteligence fail!!!
Hey!
It’s a tree removal win!
With an inteligence fail!!! [2]
….. Hey!
It’s a tree removal win!
With an intelligence fail!!! [3]
[4] !!!liaf ecnegilletni na htiW
!niw lavomer eert a s’tI
!yeH ,,…
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!
Could be a Stupidity win!
and a saftey fail i said! god! no one lessons!
True, most of us don’t lesson. Except Dragonwriter. *ponders* Dragonwriter, do you give lessons or lectures?
She schools!
Hee…! I avoid lectures. I run my classes as discussions. A good class will talk a lot more than I will…I just provide pertinent information and nudge it in appropriate directions.
*wishes I had more teachers like that!*
*ahem*
That I had HAD more teachers like that!
In the House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of. . . anyone? The Great Depression. Passed the. . . anyone? The Holly-Smoot Tariff Act. Which raised or lowered. . . anyone? Raised tariffs in an effort to collect more government revenue.
Beuller? Beuller?
(I don’t think I spelled correctly)
ROFL Marius!
hehe… Anyone?… tee hee!
Holy Smoot Batman!
pertinent information:
In Lebanon – Men are legally allowed to have sex with animals so long as the animals are female. It is illegal to have sex with a male animal.
I’m sure that’s pertinent to…um…someone.
Somewhere.
So that is where they draw the line in the sand? Yikes!
It’s pertinent to men in Lebanon, I suppose.
I think SB is pointing out that buttsex with him would be illegal in Lebanon.
Awesome. ^_^ I usually find those are the best classes. I don’t have any huge lecture classes.
What, did they think gravity was going to be kind to them?
Bloody idiots.
Dear Palm Tree Removal Dude,
Your insurance claim is denied.
and thats not intelligence…that just requires common sence…wich they dont seem to have
“common cense”?
Common scents? That doesn’t make cents!
comment sends?
Odd scents make change.
Revenge! Tree bonsai man!
buba thinks the truck is borked but repairable.
just change the doors, glasses and rectify the body with a hammer, and that should be ok.
Puff the magic
dragon, lived by the
sea, and frolicked
in the autumn mist in a
…land called haul-a-tree…
Well played, sir.
Win!
in the autumn mist
Eye See You!
So does Big Brother…
Ha, everyone here is missing the point of the work. Really they were trying to use the truck to push the fence over, but didn’t want the truck to drive too far past the fence, hence they tethered it. Unfortunately the cable was too short. Measurement skill fail.
No no, they were trying to get the insurance to replace the truck because of the wind blowing the tree on it. Insurance fraud FTW.
Or they were trying to get on America’s Funniest Home Videos.
Except it wasn’t funny, just deplorably stupid. And there’s no “America’s Stupidest Home Videos”, because that’s what YouTube is for…
AFHV Win?
Not too many right-hand drives in America, It looks like New Zealand to me.
Thats my resoning also.
Dad?
relations fail?
I missed the part where the driver of the truck looked aghast as he held up a sign that said, “IN HEAVEN’S NAME, WHAT AM I DOING?”
MEEP MEEP!
*lays bird seed*
You will catch Avis with that!
Not if I can help it.
*ties ACME brand anvil to W. Coyote’s ankle*
*Paints tunnel on the side of canyon wall*
What is the next step.. put the Christmas tree in the house?
How could they possibly have thought that was going to end any other way? XD
Ditto. Hell, the whole time I’m watching, I know what’s going to happen; how could they be “thinking” through this and not?
land called honalee
Well crap. Threading fail by me
But ’tis a rhyming win for thee.
Thread failing indeed.
*pats on shoulder*
you can still fix it, nest properly
What the biscuit…………..
When are people going to realize that 100% of all videos showing trees falling on to things are completely staged, and stop giving them notoriety?
Agreed. You can totally see the pixelation where they Photoshopped that truck into the video.
youd be suprised at the average american’s propensity to fail.
many of these are not staged, just performed by people who can not form complete sentences. [rednecks, beaners][no offense, its only racist if you are.]
Well done, genius. How many right-hand drive pickups do you know of in the U.S.? Stupidity is universal, we Americans don’t have the patent on it. In fact, look around the internet and you’ll find idiots abound outside of North America. Better yet, go look in the mirror. I bet you’ll find one right away!
“Beaner” isn’t racist??? Wow…
youd? Jake you’re an idiot (no offense, it’s only insulting if you are).
I am not surprised at the average idiots propensity to make ignorant statements while being unable to properly capitalize words, not once but repeatedly. [No offense, your only stupid if you are.]
Whoops, you’re an idiot. Are you American? If not…uh oh, every non-American is stupid! /anti-American logic
Was that a part of the plan?
Otherwise I can’t see why they would even do that.
Weeeell, I figured that since it was on here, something like the cord snapping and the truck going top speed into the fence and the neighbors yard would’ve been what happened. Alas, only gravity happened.
And gravity is SO overrated.
It’s sooo weak.
Did anyone else notice that there was a movie playing in the truck that showed a tree falling on a truck?? DID YOU!?!??!!?
well… it would have been great if there was.
And I STILL want to know what that inflight movie was. Grrrr!!
Alright, who gave scotteh caffeine?
*wipes nose*
Caffeine?
*stares*
*slowly backs away*
I lol’ed.
not bad.
My bad >_<
something… something… dark siiiiiiiide….. my mind is totally blank! Cant think of a reply!
Remember when she fell on her butt.
Honestly they didnt see that coming?
FAIL
thus it became a post on the FAILblog…
and then, man invented the axe.
Oh come on… who didnt see that one coming?
Obviously they are from some strange and mysterious country that does not have the deadly “Palm Tree” as an indiginous predator . .
Yes. South Africa.
That land would be South Africa.
[hides head in shame]
(Why the %$#!! does I gotta post everything two times before it shows?)
The driver guy really should get a Darwin awards special mention for “good effort”. If that would have been a european car he would have his head smashed in. And he would have deserved it.
I can not grasp how four people can be involved in that, and not one of them realize that exactly that would happen. Stupid people like that really needs to get their genes off this planet more often.
revokes superfluous ’s’
…indeed.
You didn’t even need to see the end to know, really KNOW this was going to happen. yes, instead of any other direction…let’s pull it towards the truck, while we all stand and watch and not realize that tree>distance between tree and truck.
proper identification of left and right FAIL
it IS a european truck
Specificity fail. Most cars made for Britain (ie. with right-hand drive) are made in Europe, or by European firms. Whereas left-hand drive cars are not only sold in continental Europe.
(And, yes, I know, pedantry win)
Did you not pay attention? It IS a ‘european’ vehicle- it’s right-hand drive.
Yeah – South Africa. (hangs head in shame.)
Well, Darwin Awards are only for those who dies. You could clearly see that the driver (the man with the white hat) comes out at the other side.
Well duh. Where’d he expect the tree to go?
yeah its gets a big fat DUH!
you could have seen that coming (except he didn’t as he was in his pickup at the time!)
Didn’t see that one coming
Seems like a set-up. No attempt to avoid the falling tree and a lack of surprise at the result. Plus, who films a tree removal? Maybe they were trying to win some type of stupid stunt video prize.
Fuckin’ idiots, I hope every one of them that thought that was a good idea died.
How could they expect anything else to happen? x)
Someone never watched Roadrunner cartoons as a kid.
If a tree falls on a truck does it make a sound?
Only if it’s in the forest.
what tree?
Only try to realize the truth. There is no tree.
what kind of idiots are they.. pulling down the tree towards the car… lol seriously… kind of sad
Grey matter fail.
tree: from-the-grave!
The trees was getting revenge.
Darn. *Tree
That guy has engineer written all over him.
I’m sure it’s already been said but….what a bunch of dumb***es. I don’t know which is worse, the fact that the guy with the truck couldn’t figure out in a minute thirty what I saw in 3 seconds, or the fact that a whole GROUP of people weren’t smart enough to figure out how stupid of an idea that was. That’s the kind of thing drunk people do. Or maybe they all wanted to see the guy with the truck kill himself. They get together for Thanksgiving and find out that cousin Al has a will with the whole family included. So they all covince him that his Datsun pick-up can pull down that pesky palm tree in the front. Chainsaw? We don’t need no chainsaw, we have a Datsun with a ladder rack and a come-a-long.
And how is it that we are so high up on the food chain? I guess stupid does eventually kill so I’ll take heart in that.
Ugh. Not being on windows, windows viruses still manage to affect you…
(ubuntu, if you’re curious)
Ah, didn’t see your comment before I left my own.
Yeah, it bugs me too.
Uh, What did he THINK was going to happen?
I predicted this. Does that make me a palm reader?
*crickets*
…
*sigh* I laughed.
foresight fail
Um, did no one there notice in the first 2 minutes that the tree was taller than the distance to the truck? You could see that coming from the first second…
I guess someone failed Physics 101 and Intro to Trigonometry…
Ze Deutsche do not Feil!
Nope. Afrikaners.
(Afrikaans is kinda like a simplified Dutch, which is kinda like a simplified German. Kinda.)
This exact same thing happened to me. And when I say “me” I mean my Aunt. Ad when I say “exact” I mean I had lunch at Denny’s.
Uh-oh. Better get Maaco!
What an R-Tard.
Apparently all of those people slept through math/geometry class. I’m terrible at math, but I could trace the arc from the top of the tree to the front of the truck and see what was about to happen. Cripes.
jesus i know. being that this was a fail site, i knew imeediately thr tree was gonna land on the truck…..
And I doubt any of them went to math class AT ALL.
…where else would the freakin’ tree have landed?
pure failure
Ok… Video fail. 13 seconds in it greys and pops up the repeat button. Still, even a still picture would show the inevitable fail. I’ll just consider it a double fail.
*leaves a plate of cookies and a glass of wine for the Admiral, who predicted he was going to have a bad day today*
*also leaves a photographed self-portrait in new Freudian corset along with directions to the lair*
MMMMMMMMMMM……
wine!
*smacks neener’s hand*
That’s not for you. Here, you can have your own glass, though.
*would like to point out, that wasn’t me.*
Though I did think about it.
Love your blog…
Thank you. Was that you who requested the three page buffer?
Um… No. I don’t know what that is…
However, I never could figure out exactly where your cyst was…
Tumor. Not cyst. And a re-read will clear that up. It’s a long story.
Better now? Hope so! We NEED you seated before your computer!
!!!!!!!! You are okay now, yes?
This is a quirky little community, but we DO care about the participants herein.
Um, guys? This was more than ten years ago. I’m fine. Google Neurofibromatosis. Assume that I have the most mild version of whatever you see. That will probably be closest to what is my life.
OK, good! I missed the year thingy. Glad you’re here.
Awwww! I feel so loved!
Sorry, I had no idea. I know you will stay vigilant on the matter so no need to send my grandmother over to keep after you. (Gram is an 86 year old retired RN who does not like excuses.)
Please, do not send the grandmother! I’m good, really I am!! I have rek=latives who are nurses! None of them have bothered to learn a damned
thing about NF, but still…
That was supposed to be relatives. I hate these tiny boxes!
Eep!
Now THAT’S a threat!
Of course you are loved here Avis. Now don’t you worry. Nobody is going to make you the butt of any jokes.
That was rather brave recounting that story.
MMMMMMMM….
corsets
THAT is for the Admiral alone.
*goes off to find a few more paper clips*
Awww, darn!
Sincerely hopes AA’s day went better than he expected.
Well…he hasn’t been here at all today. I’m thinking that doesn’t bode well.
Don’t think the worst! He is a strong guy!
I haven’t been here for a couple of days. What happened to him? Is he not well?
He’s fine, but he said he had a very bad day yesterday, and said that today would be no better. Don’t know the details, but I hope he’s okay.
I know this is a shameful generalization but, men are not big on talking through adversity. We prefer to brood and work things out in the solitude of our own thoughts.
I know THIS is a shameful generalization, but we (women) are becoming used to this.
AND on occasion, that is how WE prefer to deal with things!
*Broods*
You don’t say.
Ps Avis, I responded about the blue spuds.
I tend to be of the “stiff upper lip” school of endurance myself.
Drives my friends nuts.
Dragon, I thought that you were of the “stiff upper neck” school. How is it doing by the way?
*snork*
I’m fine, really. And yes, I say that whether I really am or not, but at the moment the neck isn’t bothering me.
The RA and new meds, however, are kicking my ass.
But that’s okay…I’m stronger than they are.
They are kicking your what? I thought that the problem was higher up.
Thanks for the wine and cookies. My spirits are much better. I can go back to being concerned about others. Thanks all.
I’m very happy to hear that.
*smiles*
*drops a paper clip*
Hee!
*licks lips*
Mmmmm. Nice.
Lick my lips again?
*laps*
*likes*
Let’s hope for good news and a laughing admiral tomorrow.
He told us yesterday that he was not having the best of times. This is all I know.
Physics anyone?
No thank-you. My digestion is just fine.
hahahahah, never mess with A.T.W.A
I don’t suppose anyone would go through the trouble of sparing us unix users from dire warnings about windows security problems via browser useragents?
…(or explanations thereof, in the case where said warnings are expected to be delivered via alternate means..)
Ahhh. I love my Mac…
I have a mac and can’t watch this fail. I love my mac too, but I need to get it fixed.
My 20+ years of Mac (1985) tells me is that mostly what they need is a new hard drive. On the other hand, my own personally owned machine is 6+ years old and could be replaced for ~ $200…
Don’t need much machine to post on failblog!
Ugh, my dog just farted again. YEOOOWW!
In your general direction? *uses outrageous french accent*
There’s nobody else here! *nudge, nudge*.
“Your wife. Does she like photography?”
Is she a goer, eh?
*nudge nudge wink wink*
Yes. She’s from Humptulips.
*nudge nudge wink wink nod nod*
“Say no more!”
Actually I think it is “nudge nudge nod nod wink wink”, not the other way around.
palm tree win
truck idea fail
what. an. idiot.
Was the guy….. okay….?!
Yes, it seems like that. You see the man with the white hat getting out of the car and coming around on the front…
Welcome to episode #2384756 of: “How did they not see that coming?”.
Hahaha – ironically, one of the spectators says afterwards, “Ek het dit nie verwag nie” (translated = “I didn’t expect that”). Obvious (double) fail.
What a total dumbass!!
How did civilisation ever get to this point with mongs like that among us?
George, George, George’s Tree Removal
Strong as we can be!
The gene pool could use a little chlorine
Are they really that dumb to not foresee this…?
I just realized that theres a fence blocking the trucks way from moving! That’s just unheard of stupidity. At first, I had thought maybe he just didn’t keep driving like he had planned to do, but he couldn’t because there was a fence in the way. I can’t even fathom that kind of stupidity.
Agreement with previous poster. Its sad these four will still contribute to the gene pool. God help mankind.
omg this guys are such idiots
That’s what you get for being stupid.
yea, you get sandwiched
This is the very first time I actually see a science fail.
What did he EXPECT would happen? Unless he is Dyslexic, which would mean at least ONE of the following two are true:
1. He read Newton’s law of Motion as, “To every action there is an equal but opposite reaction…except for trees. And tow cables.”
2. He never even LEARNED how to read, and therefore was not informed of Newton’s law of motion…
lol that’s funny! Im learning about Newton’s Laws right now in school. Fun stuff…
What were they expecting?
a cookie?
I seriously want to know what he expected?
That truck only had two weeks left ’til retirement. ):
Hey, least it didn’t fall on the house, right? LOL
That sounded like a Mazda REPU.
Poor little rotary truck…
It’s like straight out of idiocracy. It’s not just the tree removal guy, it’s the other people who are standing around like zombies.
Might has well get crushed, they prolly burned the clutch out in it by then anyway
If you’re going to fail THAT’S how you do it. LOL
More like tree removal success, but common sense fail.
‘n Boer Maak ‘n Plan!
What kinda fucking dumbass country was that anyway?
Truck fail!
Darwin win!
and no one standing ther saw that coming?
I can has ficus insurance?
OK trucks loaded up now, go ahead and pull on out.
Nou daar is a boer wat kan a boom verstaan. As die boom is in die wag, kry net ‘n bakkie en fock die kak op. ‘N Boer maak ‘n plan. South-Africans, gotta love ‘em.
That was stupid
That’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.
Don’t bother rushing to check to see if the driver is ok…
Well, you could see the driver (the man with the white hat) coming around from the other side
And what exactly did they think was going to happen?
Who said it was a fail? These people seemed to look for that outcome, or else, why did they do that?
Not everyone rush at once to check on the guy! lol, what did they expect was gonna happen?
THAT IS NOT A TREE. PALMS ARE NOT TREES.
ASTRONOMICAL FAIL
It was kinda obvious …
1:20 + “NED” = current situation.
the rope was way to short… you could see it coming
Re-title: Tree Removal Win!
Tree is down AND ready for transport!
My God, between the 4 of them they don’t have one working brain.
This video was filmed in Georgia!
lol i mean really USE SOME DAMN LOGIC.
what else could have happened?? Must be a bunch of retarded people.. still funny tho
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