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for some reason I was thinking that was a brass pole, but that’s just me….
Its Just You.
We Can All See Its a Giant Hammer =)
Obviously a warhammer, and her soon-to-be vanquished foes are trying to appease her (that my friends, is the true fail…)
Dude… come on… a war hamer has a point to it (looks like an ice climging hammer) so that it can penetrate the armor of your opponent… it’s not a blunt instrument like you are thinking of.
go mom
Stop! Hammer Time!
Thats why it says ’snow shovel’ underneath the picture
i think we all kno it is an ax and she is one of those “Carry out, get the job done fast.” Axe murderers… wow and no1 saw this?
I don’t know any mommy that would make that pose while selling a snow shovel unless it was a REALLY awesome shovel.
Its clearly a super smash brothers ‘bash the shit out of everything hammer’
i second that, lmao
Not real from a Conan Obrien sketch
Oh thank god you told us. For a second there I was actually laughing.
No kid that obviously young has that nice handwriting.
I was gonna say the same thing.
you fail for watching conan obrien.
Actually it is real, I saw an article on it in my local paper a while ago.
Aww…I liked it better when I thought it was real.
The guy on the bottom right with brown hair has 3 eyes
Not on my monitor he doesn’t.
not on mine, either. I think you have a dead bug squished on your monitor.
Or a uni-brow.
or an eye
yeah… they all have two eyes and a mouth…
maybe its YOUR eyes that are screwed
yeah… they all have two eyes and a mouth…
its YOUR eyes that are screwed…
a uni-brow squished on your monitor?
That’s what I was wondering.
Only way to get rid of it is to wax the monitor.
i see the third eye. it looks like a fuzzy line but it’s really 3 dots.
why would there be a uni-brow on his monitor?
LOL, Fluffy!!
on mine he does.. try to take… a… closer… looooooooooooook..
its hyyypnotiziiiiiing meeeeeee…
*hour later*
yes, he clearly has three eyes..
JESUS CHRIST! JesusChrist has THREE EYES!
That’s why he sees 3 eyes on that guy.
*Uses Generic Freeware Imaging Software*
No, it’s just a Uni-Brow
*gets out the wax*
Are you going to wax poetic again?
Yeah. None of us are looking at that.
…you know, becuase of the poledancer/Snow Shovel selling tycoon in the middle.
you mean that woman demonstrating a factory-grade butter-churning device?
Lol I also love how all the guys are holding out money
lol it’s blurry but it does look like 3 small eyes
omg, drop it, what does that have to do with anything?
Don’t worry, I believe you. I think it might have something to do with monitor resolution. Mine is pretty high (1680 x 1050)
Well I am glad that is resolved.
I can see what you mean, but 3-eyed skinny dudes are allowed in strip clubs…I mean Home Depot. Let’s not discriminate. After all…Obama is here to save the world now. *eyes rolling*
yeah, and when i take money from hardworking ppl and spend it on crap, then retreat to my office and scratch my ass, they get upset… huh, its oddly one-sided…
Dude, there’s a stripper there and you’re looking at dudes in the audience? Are you a homosexable?
Either that, or he’s the only one with a nose.
dude i totally see the three eyes… different resolutions?
I saw that for a second but it’s just what some may call an optical illusion. It occurs most often around midnight, when Mountain Due are at a shortage.
I’d be embaressed by THAT mom! |(
lol
That may or may not possibly be why this might perchance be a possible fail.
yeah. “snow shovel”
snert
It would be more believable if she stripped wearing an orange Home Depot vest.
Ryannon, nice avatar! Those the muscles you used to acquire the items in your mason jars?
I gave up the jar and turned a new leaf.
Ryannon, put those guns away before someone gets hurt.
Lunchbox!!
*HUG!*
I missed you!
*HUG!!!!*
Hi, Dragon, I missed you as well. Just another brief stop to say hello to everyone, then back to vacation… so, without further ado… “HELLO!”
*sneaks in for a sneak attack hug*
Hey! And psst… new recipe up!
Woo!
*goes to look*
We wear aprons at the Home Depot toolbox
Frankly, I don’t think she has the body to pull in money as a pole dancer.
you’re right. she’s too fat.
But look at that mullet… nothing compliments a strip.. umm, snow shovel salesman like a fresh brown mullet.
*Bzzzzzzzzz (shaves mullet)*
i don’t know… that looks more like a skullet to me.
Wow, you both FAIL.
Mullet = short on top, long on sides & back
Skullet = balding on top, long on sides & back.
The “mommy” in the drawing has long hair on the top of her head, and no hair on the sides/back…pretty much the OPPOSITE of a mullet.
So, what’s it like being an editor for Cosmo?
I second that. I think she should go on a diet, or start taking laxatives.
As stick women go, I think she’s hot!
Scotteh: Official FAIL Blog Wingman
heheh yay!!
Yeah, she has a nice ass but could use some new tits.
Maybe she could buy some with her 6 dollars.
Look closer dude, those are Benjamins.
So the fact that they all have the same name means what Mookie……geez, make some sense girl.
I forgot to smile….:-)
No matter, I got ya’!
You forgot to tip your dancer, too. How rude of you!
B2th always gives more than the tip.
Yes, sometimes my gratuity is quite large.
Someone was lying to you.
I’ll take your word for it, or Mookie’s. Either way, it’s what you do with your tip that counts. I like to keep mine in deep, dark places…
like a dungeon?
More of a cave, a wa*this comment has been censored*
Well, now that you mention it…
Why would they censor “two soggy holes”?
Hey! What’s all this in my cave??
Time to clean house…
like the backseat of a volkswagon? oh… sorry..
a reply chain?
LOL
I actually like the curve in her stick-body, whereas all the stick-men’s bodies are straight. On a purely aesthetic level, of course.
But where will they stick all the money? She’s not wearing a thong…
Didn’t you see the color of her body? She’s actually covered in chocolate, a la Mookie a few fails back.
Well, that explains the flies…
Actually, she’s not the only one with curves. Don’t you see that the supposed 3-eyed man with the brown hair is actually wiggling?
Which is why you should ALWAYS inspect your child’s homework before it’s turned in.
If the kid’s young enough to not realize the error in the drawing, they would probably demand an reason for being forced to redraw the assignment…. And, as I said, the kid would have to be young….
I can see how something like this would snowball.
You said a mouthful!
Oh no, dome start with the innuendos.
Why? Do you find that hard to swallow?
Yeah, I think we’re headed for trouble.
Funny; you have a lot of spunk…
Come again?
You really blew me away there…
Ja Fail!
B2th… Hey buddy! Hold on one sec…
*ahem*
I guess this list was a big LOAD of fail…
Quite messy too.
I’ve arrived!!
*hears crickets*
…What? What did I say?
It’s not you Dragon. It is all of those guilty consciences stunned at what has been done here.
I couldn’t hear you through all of that ejaculant in your mouth hole
Hold still…your mouth is a little filthy…
*FOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!*
…Fire is considered very cleansing in many cultures, you know.
I came as fast as i could! What did i miss?
…
Looks like you missed the biscuit.
It’s crickets all the way down.
You remembered!
*hug!*
*gives Raelalt a turtle*
Why thanks!
*makes soup*
.
(hey don’t worry, it’s minestrone. The turtle was hungry.)
OK….so the kid wants to be a fireman…no big deal I say.
B2th, you have such a pure, holy heart… it’s so refreshing…
Well, fireman really do know how to work a poll.
And their hose.
They do their best work when things are the hottest.
And get paid as they slide?
YES WE DO! And I can handle both my hose and pole quite well, thank you very much!
LB welcome back! A certain Dragon was looking for your pants .. er .. I mean what’s in them .. umm …I mean the machine… oh hell…
Howdy, EB, and thanks. My pants have been missing a certain Dragon’s… yeah, let’s not finish that one, eh? lol… Actually, just here to visit briefly today, see what fun I’ve missed… things to cook, house to clean, vacation to get back to.. you know how it is!
*roffle*
*hugs Lunchbox and his pants*
*…and what’s in them*
Wait.. so you’re only boycotting your own pants? Other people’s pants are acceptable?
Oh, absolutely. I only object to wearing them myself.
Dragon, I have a few male friends that are dying to meet you.
Did I say “a few”? I meant – ALL my male friends are dying to meet you.
Whoa. BLUE SUPER SMILEY TO THE RESCUE! *Dun dun dun dun!*
Narrator: Just when things were sliding into despair, one pants-less Dragon comes in with Blue Super Smiley to save the day…
Actually, I don’t know how it is. *loads sixteen tons*
(Just kidding…enjoy your vacation, and don’t be a stranger once you get back!)
All firemen want to do is play with their hose and put the fire out quick.=(
pure? me? *looks around*…..*evil laugh*
Yeah, I know, I lied.
You know that is a stripper pole, no matter how much the green text below tries to cover it up with a cheesy excuse. No way a show shovel is that big. Plys look at all the guy’s with money in their hands, no one does that at Home depot. Unless she dances at home depot for a living to draw in business for the rest of the store.
If this is a strip club where are the alcoholic beverages and the stripper on waitress duty?
Well, she’s sure serving up something, we just need to figure out what that is.
*Ponders*
They usually just hire waitresses to be waitresses.
they usually just hire waitresses to be waitresses. And some strip clubs are
BYOB.
Since when have children’s drawings ever been true to scale? perhaps you were expecting some shadowing and a little background? I have seen some pretty funky kids drawings and they all make perfect sense to them while baffling older folks.
You’re right, this picture is not to scale ,my fault. I didnt realize this before, the pole is much larger than her body, dont think she could dance around a pole 3x wider in diameter than her waist line. Or use it as a snow shovel.
So true. When I was a kid, I painted a picture that was basically just oval blobs in different colors, randomly spaced around the page. When my parents asked me what it was supposed to be, I said “trees.”
Looking at it 20 years later, I can’t figure out how you’d get a goddamned tree out of that.
two words for you … acid.
Maybe it was the tops of trees? Like in Legend of Zelda?
I don’t think anyone under the age of 20 had anything to do with this picture to be honest.
If we’re being honest neither do I. There are enough little things that give it away but I try not to spoil the commenters’ fun. >.>
Ya think?
I agree, the printing gives it away – the letters are too precise.
Nah, my 7-year-old daughter has great handwriting. 10-year-old son, on the other hand… not so much!
What about with his main hand?
the printing was an explanation of what the picture was supposed to be, not by the kid though. obviously.
What an awesome drawing.
I’ve met the mom and she looks exactly like that.
Really? Is she anorexic?
No, she’s just naturally thin.
Wait till you see the “Before” pic though!! She looks totally different now!!!
She was African American?
She wasn’t fab, I’ll tell you that much.
Man, I need to visit HER dentist!
I have money in my walet and it looks exactly like that.
And i had a haircut that looked just like those.
Blue2th…what the ‘L??
Excuse list:
1. ErickB stole it.
2. I only get 4 free ‘L’s per comment
3. I meant to spe vaet.
WOOHOO at least I’m first on the list!
Quick, call the poice!
At least mommy wasn’t giving snow shovels away.
maybe she is auctioning off the Mario hammer from Donkey Kong, it is a classic after all.
Or snow jobs.
I’m just surprised that the clients are all wearing the same thing.
That’s because the backdrop is the local Catholic school.
Are you BLIND?
Can’t you see that they all have buzz cuts with flattops.
It’s a Platoon of Marines, all in Urban Warfare Camo!
You may be on to something there… wait, Diamond has kids?
And they all have the same haircut.
Ummm, Eer, didn’t I write, “Can’t you see that they all have buzz cuts with flattops”?
Hive mind. 7:51
Because my earlier comment was getting no attention, I feel I should chime in here and remind everyone of THAT BIG BROWN STRIPPER MULLET!
I thought it was a rather odd ponytail…
It got no attention because you, sir, are a complete cluef*ck when it comes to mullets. As I noted above, the “mommy” in the picture has a haircut that is pretty much the polar opposite of a mullet. Also, given that the mullet was a far more popular MEN’S haircut, one wonders what kind of strip clubs you frequent.
It looks lke a Stipper Pole
Hey, here’s the “i” and “r” you dropped. Were you testing my honesty Jesus?
W.D.J.K.
Why Does Jesus Know [that it looks like a Stripper Pole?]
Mary Magdalene?
BTW, this morning Fluffy and I discovered that Jesus has a myspace page.
WOW! Now I can worship, (or avoid worship), ONLINE! What’s the link?
It’s: www. organizedreligionisasham .com
site not there
No? No one has thought to create a website called “organized religion is a sham”? I can’t be the first…
You all really have to check this out. Especially the comments.
Hilarious, in a creepy way. I wonder who thought to put that up?
And HE is in my extended network! I feel better already.
Ok now that is just creepy… did you read the comments?!
Only a few… who do you suppose would actually think it’s the REAL Jesus Christ? And, don’t they know he’d have a more ethereal myspace page?
Fluffy and I were reading them early this morning and cracking up! I like the chick who posted something like, “Jesus, thanks for my great workout this morning!” What a dolt.
My favorite was “Jesus what do I do if I have a boner for like 3 days?”
Answer: My son, you must go see Mookie…
He’s 32, eh…? I think he’s going to have a VERY bad year next year…
He may develop a messiah complex.
It’s ok dragon. I hear he gets over it fine.
Man I hope so, he’s already had it for three days.
I wonder if there exists a “Hisspace”
Hisspace exists, but it belongs to Chuck Norris.
Actually, it does exist. It says “Hello world.”
And, no pun intended, but this world is small. I know why he typed that. It was part of an html tutorial online that I myself used…
http://www.yourhtmlsource.com
Creepy, how these things come back to you, eh?
WTF!!?????
Actually, I found it kind of touching. It’s like praying online. Some of these people, I would hope, know that’s not the actual Jesus, but it gives them an outlet for their anxiety and fears. Sometimes it helps just to feel that you’ve reached out to someone, even if he’s not actually there.
I can understand needing an outlet, but it almost seems like they are praying to a Myspace Jesus, like he is the real thing. I mean some of the comments/prayers sound like they are bowing their head to an idol placed inside an LCD display. Maybe I am just reading them wrong or taking it too literally.
No, you’re reading them right. I see some of those people are quite serious in their thinking that they are in some way “in touch” with Jesus directly via HIS Myspace. There are both prayers and “thank you’s” for answered prayers and a few wackos.
My skin crawled right off, and now my inner fat layer is
looking longingly at the door.
Same people probably think Morgan Freeman is God and Jim Carrey took over for a while.
Silly people, everyone knows George Burns is god.
I loved those movies.
He was a god even I could believe in.
“Thou art God, and I am God and all that groks is God,” God being that which is in all things (even the “happy blades of grass”) and having “no choice” but to experience all things,”
explains Valentine Michael Smith, protagonist of Robert A. Heinlein’s science fiction novel, “Stranger in a Strange Land.”
Mookie and I spent a lot of time this morning reading those comments, and while a lot of people find comfort in a myspace Jesus, I find it disturbing that some say things like “I now pray to myspace”.
Raelalt, your description up there made MY skin crawl right off, and now I’m cold. Thanks a bunch. :p
My pleasure. BTW, have you seen my epidermis crawling around anywhere?
Even more disturbing, Fluffy, is that reading those comments ultimately made us both late to the office. Could this be the work of…. Satan???
fluffy the fish: ‘I find it disturbing that some say things like “I now pray to myspace”.’
.
Can’t be any less effective.
That’s not what I find disturbing. I’m not worried about the effectiveness.
I find it disturbing people are praying to a web site.
.
As I’m writing this, I’m wondering to myself “what’s disturbing about that? Is praying to a wood and stone altar better?”. I need to think about this some, Raelalt.
Fluffy, I think you are getting it. It’s like George Carlin praying to Joe Pesci. He said he still had a 50-50 chance of having his prayers answered.
LOL, that is priceless!
Unfortunatly, Tom still has more friends than Jesus
Tom has a better haircut.
He’s got lots o’ friends…
I especially liked the gal that says, “your my top friend how come im not yours?”
Yeah but they both can’t be on top.
Well, if anyone could pull the “both on top” position off it would be Jesus!
Damn, you could be right. I just can’t keep up with all
these new religious conventions.
.
Do they wear Star Trek costumes to religious conventions?
Not since the Star Trek/Star Wars convetion riots of ‘97.
Shows how much I know. Hell I used to think that Hans Solo was just another euphemism for masturbation.
That’s how dumb kids are.
It’s cleary bogus; and you’ve all fallen for it.
I think not!
Jesus, what is the meaning of fail?
I’m sorry but you have obviously mistaken us for someone that gives a damn.
*hands And an l*
Just for the L of it?
actually, I don’t believe it. it’s a hoax. no kid draws that well.
It’s a hoax? So there is really no picture at the top of the page? Spooky.
Actually B2th, there is no failblog. Only Fox News and Conservative talk radio. Welcome to hell!
Strange, I don’t see Chris Benoit anywhere.
He’ll get back to ruining your afterlife after he finishes stealing Kurt Angles gold medals. Again. *sigh*
Or Courtney Love.
OH! I get it NOW!
“that well”
Thanks for pointing it out!
She’s Dancing Around a WISHING WELL!
And all the guys are about to make Wishes!
bukakke?
*dances around*
“bu bu bu, ka ka ka, bukakke” *clap,clap…clap* “bukakke” *clap,clap…clap*
berg: “no kid draws that well.”
.
Tell that to William Bonney.
“make you famous!”
POW!
Actually, I don’t believe it. It’s a hoax. No kid draws that badly!
oh…you will believe Bob….you will.
BTW B2th… Your comment yesterday about teaching a 6 yr old to read English, had our entire family laughing last night, except the puzzled 6 yr old. There are sooo many exceptions to “the rule” that it’s amazing we ever learned to speak it, [well, ok, some really haven't], much less read it. Excellent Free Website that she’s learned a LOT from is: starfall(dot)com. Oh, and I figured out “sight words” those are the prevalent words that don’t follow the damned rules and they want them to memorize them so they’ll quit asking why the stupid “magic E” rule doesn’t work, etc.
Thanks for the site. I now dread homework time at our house, I just know it’s going to be an hour of pure drama and tears. Sooooo frustrating.
Yeah, if they’d only let us beat them like our parents did us.
NO! No! No! *whack* That’s WRONG! *whack* I before E *whack* Write it again! *whack* You forgot the Period! *whack* Quit Guessing the Words! *whack*
Have you been snooping around my house Bob? ROFLMAO.
for the longest time I thought my full name was Jesus Christ What Have You Done Now and my nickname was Go Get the Belt D@#^IT!
Now we just have the Grammar Police, the Politically Correct Police, and the plethora of illiterate morons posting willy-nilly on the internet! Oh, for days of yore!
You forgot the Child Lawyer police for kids who run away because their game console got taken away for bad grades and the child is sueing the parent for mental anguish.
In my day, it was the belt. The belt will get the job done!
Or the lesser-known cousin of the belt, the switch.
The one thing we ARE missing is the RESPONSIBILITY POLICE. No one wants to own up to their own part in their situations, it’s all ’someone else’s fault’. Sickening.
They came here and said it wasn’t their fault…so they left.
Good thing I wasn’t drinking my coffee, or I’d need a new keyboard! Win!
He did it!
*points to Blue2th*
She made me!
*points to Dragonwriter*
She made me wear it!
*Points to dragonwriter, then to dress he is currently wearing*
It was already like that!
*points at thousands of shards of a formerly priceless
family heirloom*
Poor poor boy. . .victim of the modern age.
♫
’cause I’m a 21st century digital boy
I don’t know how to live, but I got a lot of toys…
♫
lol … the social work rule of thumb is that you can’t do anything that leaves a mark the next day
and the *whack* method worked rather well actually
Hey, while we’re on the subject, anyone know where I can get a giant gummy bear on a stick?
My fillings rip out just looking at that ad.
This was a reply to Blue2th’s gummy bear on a stick comment. Thanks failblog.
It moved!!! You failblog bastards!!!!!
Careful Marius…they may move it back.
Try replying to your own comment when it’s posted at the bottom and supposed to be below nesting level. We’ve even had some threesomes that way!
Wait… thats all it takes to organize a threesome? *Plots furiously*
Its the Big Hammer from Super Smash Brothers!!
Is there a Mrs. Penis?
Loaded question.
That’s how he likes his potatos…so it’s ok.
Ewwwwww, Priest loaded potatoes, double ewwwwwwwww! Help me I have fallen and have a 5lb bag of potatoes up my bumm!!!!!!!
Would that give a whole new meaning to tossing your potato salad?
ROFLMAO, I just about spit water all over my monitor.
Says Mr. Smith, “I’d like to meet your mommy for a parent-teacher conference. I can meet her at her place of work if she can’t meet me here…”
Now where are all those singles?
GOD!
we have another stripper in the making!
I believe that is a Win.
Son?
Jehovah???
Great Spirit???? *puts down the peyote*
Hey horse! Did you see the size of that chicken? LOL I love that scene.
‘kin hell. Just referenced these guys up thar ^
That scene always makes me laugh.
This isn’t Burger King, you cant have it Yahweh.
It’s been one of those days…
well crap
Odin I tell you? Yahweh called earlier, and said you’re smoking too much.
You think deus something wrong mithras?
Aries definitely something wrong….
Ishtar anything we can do?
Allah know, is we can pray that we figure something out.
Gaias! Lightning will strike you for this sacrilege and you will be thor.
Loki for you, all these religions can’t possibly be true.
Remember, guys…when you are diving, always use the Buddha system!
Make sure the the hoses are firmly Ganesh(ed) to the air tanks.
And make sure everyone returns Hera at the appointed time.
And remember not to eat for 1/2 an hour before you govinda water.
Oooh, the cold water makes me Shiva.
I miss you. Vishnu were here with me.
Flying Spaghetti Monster is everywhere you go.
There’s a little bit of Elvis in each on of us. Even Joan Rivers. Yes Elvis is even in Joan Rivers, but he’s trying to get out.
.
Bad Mojo, Bad!
Isis hapy ptah geb ptah ma’at shu.
I Apollo-gize. Demeter stick FAILed just when Uranus and your Ath)ena) Nyxed me.
*Ath(ena)
On a side note, FAILblog seems to be having quite a tizzy with itself. When I tried to post my correction, it said “Slow down! Your comments are posting too fast!” I believe it busted its own innuendo machine.
i GOD a huge laugh outta this… (pathetic i know, but virgin posters cant all be good)
this is awesome.. you guys have made my day
Jesus may be divine, but he drives like Allah’ve us!
W.W.J.D? – Who Wants Jelly Donuts?
i guess the teacher cant wait for “meet the teacher night”
The eagerness of the teacher would be specifically based on the gender of said teacher. Male = eager for sexy. Female = lessons hellyes.
And I’m pretty sure that the teacher knows him or herself. I don’t think they need a specific, assigned night to have a “Find Yourself” epiphany.
you all fail.
This is a fake- can’t you tell that?
I could tell; but yeah, total fake.
boooo
Yeah, there was no way that was drawn by a child. That looks like what you get when an adult (probably one who’s actually good at drawing, maybe even a professional artist) tries to draw like a child.
FAKE
That is NOT a child’s writing.
REAL,
would be the party-pooper I just replied to. Hello there, Buzz Killington, how are things going?
Coffee thru nose funny!!!
For someone named Spelling Nazi, your spelling of through is hideous!
For someone named lunchlox….um….uhhh, let me think….yeah, I got nothing.
LunchLox….lol. I crack myself up.
Well, Lox is a favored lunch for many, so you’re not far off. Pretty funny, for a fairy!
*SNORK!*
The shovel is too big imo.
Hey, whatever pays the bills.
wow Home Depot WIN!!!!
i wonder in which one she works…
Was that picture of the woman at the bachelor party really taken that long ago?
Actually this is a colorized rubbing of an early Babylonian stone tablet carving. This is the only “page” out of hundreds of those ancient p0rn tablets that is “safe for display on failblog.”
That isn’t money, but snakes skewered on a stick being offered to the “Virgin Priestess” dancing around the fertility pole. The guy with the biggest snake gets to “dance with her” in a more private ceremony. The other guys go off to lie to each other, drink heavily and then wander home to beat their snakes.
LOL
Skwerlly never fails to amaze me with his vast knowledge of absolutely everything. Hats off to you, sir. Errrr…squirrel.
I live in split level “Squirrel Habitat” in a huge Live Oak tree on a “Prestigious” University Campus were learned scholars pontificate daily on the benches below. I also sit on classroom window sills and absorb shit loads of knowledge as I munch acorns and ogle the slutty coeds. I have a stolen Laptop and free wi-fi as well as a great collection of text books and shiny objects.
You, sir, are my fluffy-tailed hero!
I abandoned any religion I was involved with to take up Skwerlism after hearing of Bob’s life. On my kitty superhero belt, I pushed the “Skwerl power” button, and made the semi-permanent change into a Skwerl. I now study the life of Skwerrlly Bob, and soon I will be moving into the tree nearest to him. Bob is surely my hero as well.
Here’s my new Skwerl alter-ego! Do you think I should go by the name Skwerlly Em, or Emy Skwerl?
Wait — Can anyone see my new Skwerl avatar? I set it as my primary one on gravatar(dot)com, but I can’t see it on mine… Can anyone see my skwerlly self o their monitor?
Hello all, it’s Skwerlly Em (Formerly known as emygirl), with my new skwerl alter ego!
I bet the teacher was like:
“WTF?!”
Awkward parent teacher conference ftw.
Unless the teacher was a man, in which case I’m guessing junior’s grades are going up.
As is something in the teacher’s pants.
You are horrible! Bad Dragon, bad!
*Rolls up newspaper, then considers the logic of wacking something that breaths fire and eats people for sport ill advised*
go ahead whack her…
*awaits spectacular FOOOOOOOOM*
…it’s very cold out and I could use your smoldering body to heat up some acorn soup.
But then you would have that “charred Chistopher” aftertaste…yuck.
ya think?
*rethinks idea*
If Christopher thinks that is “bad”, he’s gonna have a coronary when he gets to know me better.
And yeah. Whatever you may think, “whacking the dragon” is NOT a euphemism for something fun.
…except when I do it.
No, it’s never…
…okay, it is kinda fun when you do it.
Oh I like that one! I think I may have to go whack the Dragon later.
Good luck with that.
This isn’t a real children’s drawing. It was made by somebody specifically for SomethingAwful.com.
Yes. Thank you. I hate when people take things from other websites and pass them off as something else.
Are you trying to sell me a snow shovel Mrs. Robinson?
Okay, that cracked me up.
film trivia WIN!
60’s film trivia WIN!
Film trivia WIN
60s film trivia win! Mrs. Robinson the first MILF.
STFU
I get it now. She works at the home depot selling snow shovels! But to sell them, she dances around them to attract attention. Failing though, she selling more of her talents than these shovels.
Umm… this is totally a fake. It was clearly photoshopped. The lack of shadows make it obvious. Oh, and the money looks fake too. I for one think we all fail for buying into this post.
And somehow I never would have considered crayons.
It’s not a photograph. O_o I think you should go home and have your 5-Hour Energy.
This is the funniest fail i’ve ever seen here =))
Totally agree with Zen.
I agree. xD
It’s so nice that Daniel D wants to follow in his mother’s footsteps
…or in his mother’s butt prints.
It’s so nice that notus wants to follow in his mother’s footsteps
It’s so nice that notus wants to follow in his mother’s footsteps!
Anyone else first thought of that hideous Pussycat Dolls song??
hideous + Pussycat Dolls song = redundant
Definately a fake. Still funny.
it’s and adult draw
i dont believe it
I don’t believe your utter disdain for the rules of capitalization, and your brutal and cruel misuse of the letter ‘d’
or his selfish disregard for “ing”
ha, you’re right
my natal language is spanish, i want tou see you two writting in spanish
ah una cosa mas, tirenme la goma putozzzz xD
Vete a la pinga, maricon! (just kidding)
I thought they spoke Portuguese in Brazil.
martin la gusta por detras
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Make that three please.
I’m gunna tell Dana
Why would you guys want a vid of me opening a box in the first place?
You might want to rephrase that.
.
Or not.
*snork!*
I didn’t even see that! You cheeky devil, you.
Yeah, oh buy the way I already ordered one of those videos.
HA! I was like “How in the hell does he know my wifes name” ….too funny.
i call shenanigans
I call shotgun
I call dibs
I call collect
I call my cat “Doggie”
Because it looks like a schnauzer?
my hamsters name is kitty rofl
damn, people. stop submitting fake stuff.
The one closest to the woman, from the left, looks somewhat dissapointed…maybe he saw that there were no boobz in her stick-body figure.
All right, that was bad. Im sorry.
Okay…I’ve gotten used to the disappearing comments (sorta), but…now an entire FAIL has disappeared! What happened to the in-flight movie fail???
right? weird.
He did it!!!
*points to Blue2th*
*ducks*
They should at least leave the comments! The fail sucked, but the bloggers’ talent has to be worth something!
*frowns*
Is it just me or has the airplane movie fail gone missing?? Copyright violation maybe? I WANT THE FAIL BACK!!
No, not just you!
In-flight movie Fail Failed to continue existing!
Should we return our browsers to the upright positions and fasten our seatbelts? I think something is about to crash!
im having trouble commenting
i think my internet connection is blown
A. That’s what she said.
B. Sounds like a personal problem.
C. uummm….. That’s what she said.
Mommy works harder than a snow blower!
I wonder how it would go on career day… all the little kiddies could bring their lunch money.
Oh and I thought she was a H*re
a rabbit?
that kid’s got good handwriting
you know… you really have to weigh the options there…
Stripper vs Home Depot Employee
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Hmmmm is it just me or does that woman look a little skinny?
Lmao this must be one of the funniest fails ive seen in a while
This looks to me as the drawing of an adult. The dollarsigns are to soft, the letters although wobly are all correct – I think we have a fake fail.
lol! That guy in front (above “want”) doesn’t look very happy. Maybe he won’t get the snow shovel!!!! Oh no!
I’ve seen this before .. damnit where?? Letterman?! It’s funny as hell though. I thought she was Mario Sister trying to put the hammer on the turds.
ROTFLMAO!!! I laughed so hard my BIL got up from his seat to come over and see what I was laughing at.
free pole dance with every shovel…?
Sure doesn’t look like a snow shovel, but hey that’s just where my mind goes these days
Priceles! classic shit LOL
never follow in your parents footsteps
man…this ain’t as priceless as the Bell Ringing fail…but still…it made me LMAO! my mom was actually suspicious to what i was seeing
this is so fake
LOL
LOL that’s a classic”
This is from SomethingAwful.com… I hate when people take things from other websites and pass them off as something else.
Fake.
lolz. i would have never guessed that waz a shovel
lol, the truth is, thats his mom at home deopt selling a snow shovel, but the bottom got cutten off XD
I guess somebody enjoyed the “bring your daughter to work” day.
funniest.. i totally agree xD
There’s no business like snow business!
haha im using this as my dp (Y)
Go ahead, baby, follow your dream. lmfao
Maybe she’s a well payed woodchopper…
This is fake. This was not drawn by a kid. This was drawn by an adult to make it look like it was drawn by a kid. I don’t know if it’s true it was on Conan Obrien, but come on, folks, use a little sense here. This is obviously a fake.
LOL i thought the mommy was pole dancing.
hahahaha…..
Well, she’s selling something…
where’s this home depot??? i want go by a snow shovel wright there!!!
Me Too……. I Wanna “Invite” Them TO My House.
MADE BY ADULT !!
FAKE !! FAKE!! FAKE !!
I wonder if her/his mommy goes to the motel every night
her mommy must be proud
This is more than “Epic Fail”
This is a Giga Fail.
parenting fail!
Whip out the ban hammar!
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that appearently has to be a shovel, cuz her mom is ssome1 who shovels snow, her mom said she wuz making much money, so that explains the guyz givn her money! True story!!!
at first i thought “mommy” was a stripper…
standing by the pole
and the dudes giving her cash for
“doing more”
HAMMER?
how does THAT look like a HAMMER?
uaa man gosh i would so love going to ur kids next parent teacher conference pwn3d
Yo-man,
You aren’t the only one.
Sorry guys, I love this site, but I find this one sort of… moralistic horsepower.
Ok, so ma’s a stripper, not a particularly dishonest way to earn a living, what’s wrong with the kid wanting to be like her?
That’s very sweet if you read the caption and shame on whoever published this private homework. I have to admit, it is funny, but invasion of privacy at the same time
did I just hear that a boy drew that? O_O
the guy on top of my comment is gay
the women on top of his comment is sexy
lmao who doesnt wanna grow up to be like mommy?
Obviously fake.
LOL
Thats When You Realize ….Its Over
i seen this before its real they edited the mothers comment to fit on here but it said the same thing in the original,just different placing and font and such. the kid is probably not in kindergarten maybe first second or third, hence the better handwriting.
*edit* i meant they edited the mothers comment to fit on there and it said almost the same thing but only in the mothers own words and different placing and so on.
$$$
muhahahahaaaaaa
Hi Leila!
Well, I don’t know where she is, but I’ll say hi!
*waves*
*squeeze*
*squeeze*
I saw her post this drawing on facebook, so it brought back memories! This fail was before I started posting… but I was reading the fails.