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i heart the remote
i heart the smart ass
The Poice didn’t recover the stereo, but they were able to return the LP records and they were all scratched.
Watdahell, that ^ was not a reply comment!
Let the record show that ^ was my favorite reply of the morning.
Stereo owner WIN! after being robbed he at least wants the thief to enjoy the stereo.
the complete opposite happened to me,he stole the remote tho the tv butthe tv was still there.some people just need to go steal a brain.
I agree! That last thing that was stolen out of my car was a nylon portable CD case that carried 62 CD’s. Guess what was in it?? The entire Holy Bible audio version!! I can just imagine the thefts face when he saw that, when he thought he was getting popular music CD’s. LOL!!
At least he got fiction
LOL! Brian F_T_W
Good on him! Now that’s a good citizen!
He wanted to mess with the channels while you sat there, wondering why your TV’s broken.
Actually, probably hidden camera win.
OH NO!!
Did you catch something from Non-Seq, Admiral??
*feels forehead*
*feels neck*
*feels chest*
*feels…*
…Um.
Better stop now.
Before you carry on with your feeling, you may want to ask HOW he caught non-seq.
Oh no…I trust my Admiral completely. He’d never have a steamy pun-run with another woman like that.
*grin*
Especially a “woman like that”.
*staples Ryannon*
Hold on, hold on! I’m the Internet tough-guy, and am here to
tell you that ugly people have no place on the internet.
So shut your traps.
-insert REMOTELY funny, dry quip here-
Grammar “poice” to the rescue!
Admiral, I’m afraid your ‘L’ has expired, I’m going to need you to take a new one from this bag…
failblog.org/2008/09/17/police-fail/
Ahhh… Dragon, if you’d like to *FOOOOM!!!* me now, you may.
*readies self*
*rofflesnort*
Bless you for trying, Shadow!
Consider yourself *FOOOOOOOM!!!*ed!!
Ahh. I love the smell of *FOOOOOOOM!!!*in’ in the morning.
Do not sell.
this whole comment conversation is over
DO NOT WANT!
I will not buy these records.
They are scratched.
I will not buy this tobacconist, it is scratched.
Monty Python comments FTW
Sir, you have my respect. want to buy a bird. its sleeping is all. nudge nudge. wink wink.
say no more, say no more
I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK. I sleep all night and I work all day.
I wear high heels….
… of Ulm
… of Ulm
This is a city living in fear, groups of old ladies are going round beating up groups of fit, healthy, defensless young men
Crucifiction’s a doddle, I’ve had worse
I’m Hungarian, and I say, there ARE people who speak English this way.
Bend over Sir William, I cannot wait for lunch.
What??
My hovercraft is full of eels
I can’t see the point in another day when no one listens to a word I say
no one actually cares thats why
well i dont anyway…
Regardless of the spelling fail, this is reference win.
I bet you can’t see the point in another day, cuz nobody listens to a word
say.
None of these comments are ever actually related to the fail picture so i thought i might as well try to get in there first with an irrelevant reply.
I’m going to spoil this for you and make a relevant comment. The donkey knew he couldn’t operate that remote and that’s why it was left behind.
In the vicar’s behind? eewww!
There is a remote control in the picture. Underline the word “remote” in this sentence.
i find changing subjects an interesting way to make people talk…so here it is
Asians are taking over the world as super robots! they build themselves! I have proof!
look up ‘japanese humanoid robots’ on google’ and prepare for a scare!!!!
Changing the subject is all well and good. Attempting (and succeeding) at being a bigoted ass is not so much.
i am not an ass i am just blatantly honest
and a teriwble seller…soelet…speleer…forget it.
ineverfail, you have just failed by not knowing how to underline in a comment.
and if those html tags do not work, i am ashamed and have failed myself….
oh my, i have failed epicly.
[Nelson Muntz]
Ha ha!
[/Nelson Muntz]
Owned
I knew I forgot to take something…
He accidenty something.
Let’s hope no Vicar will fall on this remote.
The whole something??
What should he do!?
grammar poice strike again, it seems all your ‘L’s have extremely short expiration dates, admiral; you’ll need another one, have a spare from me.
*gives* L
Psst… he meant to omit the ‘L’…
Get the L outta ‘ere!
The ‘L you say!
See police fail, several months back.
Sorry wrong fail. My bad. It was urinal fail I think.
Can I have the bukkit for a moment?
Who’s turn is it to empty the bukkit? It’s been overflowing for days!
Um. Skwerrly gave it to me last, I think.
*dumps bukkit and cleans it out so it’s nice and sparkly clean*
THEFT WIN!
I thought “SIGN WIN”
STEREO LOSE
and soon to be remote lose too
IT’S A TRAP
O rly?
Thx god u’ve told us
thats what i was thinking
just when the crook is gonna take the remote
the owner will shoot him with his water pistol!
its fool proof!…like my money safe! its combonation is 1234567890
briliant right!?
ha! i gave you a fake code it actually ‘logicaly sound’
…wait
please wont you forget that code?
Sorry bub, you wrote it down. Now I have to DAMMIT, I forgot the goddamn remote.
Although, if the crook had the sufficient cover, a high dex stat, was trained in sneak and theivery, and rolled a 15 or higher, he could probably take it without anyone noticing.
Also please e-mail me my homework.
e-mailmailAt YesIStoleIt@gmail.com
I was going to say that.
I was going to say that..
i still need my own homework first
For a second I thought it was going to say “For the ass who stole my potato…”
oh, so so wrong, but real funny, lol
Quite.
The Smiths’ Vicar in a tutu comes to mind…
Nothing Strange about that…
He just wants to live his life that way
*snerk*
House maintenance fail.
The thief will shocked to know that the remote is wired to the 20,000 volts at the top of that pole.
Yes. You, being a squirrel, would’ve already figured that out?
Absolutely, I run down those wires everyday on my way to work.
It was a shocking revelation
Gave him a real jolt.
But that only probably just sparked him into life though
They charged him with burglary.
I bet the court case was electrifying.
He plead no load contendere.
Was the new AC/DC album in the stereo at the time he stole it?
*pleaded / pled
He’s currently awaiting sentencing.
Was his name Mr Voltz by any chance?
he’ll just escape by volting over the fence- or his lawyer will wire him some cash.
He should be careful not to injure his family joules.
We’re amped to hear the verdict.
judge isaac volt will be seeing the trial
Tries to push comment out.^
*sigh, tries again*
Watt exactly was he charged with? I’m not positive, but I don’t think boosting a stereo is a failony.
He may get off, due to the power of his attorney.
Why, was he tuned into the case?
What an en-lightning esperience this must have been for the thief.
Personally, I think it’s quite revolting!
*experience
wonder, will the thief resist arrest when the police come for him?
The poice might have to tase him.
Those tasers are very powerful.
If the 20,000 volts don’t kill him, I’m sure the TORRENTIAL FLOOD OF PUNS will.
Hmm…I’m trying to hear what you say, but all I’m getting is static.
Do puns conduct electricity as well as water? If so, the 20,000 volts may kill us all.
*is zapped by remote* Watt the hell was that?
Don’t taze me bro!
The puns can’t hurt you if you remember your yoga. Oooohm.
i am POSITIVE that judge VOLT will want to know WATT the person who stole the stereo was thinking… im sure it was a NEGATIVE thought… it should be a SHOKING case.
i could continue these ELECTRIFYING and very lame puns, but i am POSITIVE
we have covered all af them already.
unlless someone can manage to think a good one up for CONDUCT
You know…capitalizing your puns doesn’t make them any funnier.
Misspelling them, however…that is hilarious!
Hope you don’t mind…I felt it was my moral ampere-itive to say something.
you know… the point of capitalixation was so you could see them in the first place…
and i thought i told everyone they will get lots of sellin wrroes(imean spelinbg errrord…no wait spelling errors) yes i managed to get that write
Capital idea my good man, but really no need. Shockingly enough, those who have the capacity to understand, will.
mookie your pick is hot!
Why, thank you, mejrm. I find your avatar very striking, as well.
glad to see SOMEONE has enough courtesy and common sence to right
something logical!
I sure as hell dont!
(MOST OF THE TIME)
oops srry…caps was on and im too lazy to delete and try again
…is English your first language? Just wondering. Or perhaps lolspeak is.
i need it, yes.
Part 3: “To the ass who stole the stereo and took the remote … here are fresh Duracells. Enjoy!”
part 4: “don’t forget the UC adapter for the stereo”
Not only is is a fail on the part of the burglar, because he did indeed forget the remote, but also on the part of the dude who got robbed. Wow.
It was a tracking device, Duh!
i was thinking ‘mine’ but ok
The thief was thinking “mine!” too.
No you see, the thievee is hiding behind the board, and has been for 8 months now, waiting for the thiever to reurn to the street beneath the scene of the crime to thievify the remote, whereupon the thievee will aprehend the thiever.
Looks like a trap…
All your stereo are belong to us!
did the thief use any mushrooms to steal the stereo? My stereo is protected with a sign that says ‘this is not a stereo’.
Maybe he thought he was robbing something besides a stereo, and then was disappointed to find out it was in fact only a stereo he stole.
We’ll have to watch the video to find out.
this keeps happening at an alarming rate, if it keeps up we’ll dolby doomed!
Or boldy shroomed
Don’t worry. When the thief comes back for the remote, the police will have him surround(sound)ed.
that pun was really bad…
Nobody likes a critic.
I always liked Siskel but Ebert got on my nerves.
well i was only pointing out the obvious
I was only getting my friend’s back. Consider it a shot across the bow.
Thank you! *bows* Hey, the previous post used Dolby, all I could do was try…
You can’t fault that pro logic.
Oh it would be great if it was one of those stereos that can only really be used with a specific remote. Chances are this guy’s just going to have his remote stolen as well.
He ASS/U/ME..d the stereo would work on its own.
I imagine that the only reason it was stolen, was because the delivery man left it under the doormat. The remote could fit in the mail slot.
that is a briliant obvservation, Christopher.
I’ve never seen wise words equal to yours
Irony WIN!
Chuck Norris sees what you did there.
Wait a minute… that isn’t irony. Irony would be the thief stealing a stereo just to come home and find out that his record collection was stolen.
.
.
Basically, what you’ve done is the Alainis Morsette version of irony.
I thought her song was called ‘unfortunate’… don’t you think?
Actually, if you consider singing a song about irony, without having a hint of irony in it ironic, then she succeeded in a massively subtle way.
It’s the cant advice that you just didn’t take.
what?
He meant Kant.
Cant is correct.
I was picking on the song.
i think this is a spelling win!
That is good. *Tips hat to EGG*
Emmanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable…
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar who could think you under the table…
*is partial to Hegel*
Ok, now I’m REALLY going to sleep!
*humming to self* David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel
most people I know think it’s called “crap”
I find a lot of people in here refer to any kind of humor or sarcasm as “irony”. Kind of like how a lot of people refer to any kind of file transfer as “downloading”. Communication is deteriorating very quickly in the 21st century!
i find that rather true
and yet i still dont care
hey! i here my stake and beans calling me frome my stove top!
Lynette Alice Squeaky Frome my stove top?
i beileive i once again have failed to spell a simple word in its correct order
i meant steak
and frome is to from
and i promise to step correcting my spelling errors in future post comments
i meant stop…OH! i did it again!
you should have gone till comments wouldnt nest any further.
You could also use a capital letter at the start of your sentence.
yes i could have but i made a bow
i mean vow…DOH!
You are very amusing…
You amuse me
You think you’d be able to spell the name of your hero correctly.
once again, christopher you shine in the feild of logic!
dunt worri ill take kare of dat
*gets remote*
Careful, People from ICHC are ticking timebombs!
Flea while you can.
Flea while you can.
Gnat if you’re double posting!
Wait, I’ll just defeat the chigger mechanism.
It’s a bug in the system, I swear.
Bee careful…
She ant kiddin’
That excuse mayfly only once parasite.
But it was a tsetse mistake.
*remembers tsetsecles*
*roars with laughter*
*wakes up the neighbours*
Heeeeeeeeeee…!!
Dragon, every time you say that, the image in my name is all I can see.
I’d rather get the speakers if you don’t mind.
well if it was a car stereo with a remote…yes speakers would be nice
however, if it is more like a boombox, i would think it to have speakers already installed…
I think it’s a sounds system…
why would a donkey steal a stereo
for the same reason that they steal shoes, tvs, vcr(?) and dvd player?
to take back to the barn? to entertain the Christ Child
to smash it over a morons head shuch as myself and all of you?
im gonna go with this theory
Because they like to relax and listen to some music after a hard day hanging from an overloaded cart.
courtesy win
or logical fail
Oh why must you be so negative!
hey! im not seeing the glass as half empty or anything…
infact…you could say its twice the size it needs to be!
or maybe there isnt enough liquid to fill it to the top!
supose its not even a cup! maybe its a puddle!
LOL way to advertise that your remote got stolen.
Stealing small things is so much worse than stealing big things, because people who steal big things actually steal them for a purpose while they just steal small things to be assholes.
Er… you might wanna read the sign again… with your synapse machine on, this time.
i do believe that(1) the stereo was stolen and(2)your logic is screwed claire
what i mean is if i steal a ring from you im an asshole
but if i steal your car i have a good reason and can keep the car
just sayin
of course you could go ahead and look at it as though the ring is large in value and that means i can keep that too!
I think non-seq may have a sister on here.
Claire de Loon
*snicker*
Is she from Idaho, do you think?
(And btw…THAT pun nearly made me tintinnabulate right here on my couch. You know what sheer brilliance does to me! :p )
Genius!
I’ve had a bad day, and tomorrow will not be any better. It’s nothing to be concerned about. I just want you to know that your replies made my day.
I thought you sounded a bit down.
*hug*
Actually, I thought you were mad because I was baiting a troll. I hope everything’s okay.
(Can you tell that I don’t do “not concerned” very well?)
No, I’m not mad at anyone, especially you. The spectacle is rallying the troops and perhaps some good is coming from the bonding experience.
.
There is a matter that I must endure. Perseverance happens to be one of my super powers, so I’ll be fine.
There is no fricken wya you could actually put a beer can into a real Mr.Fusion. It would totally void the warranty. Stupid Hollywood.
WTF?
non-seq’s brother???
…that was random…
lmao
Get real! They are totally made for all kinds of tin and glass. I’ve even used coffee cans full of roofing nails a few times.
Those houses look like the Shotgun Homes of New Orleans.
They are….
These are in the better neighborhood, the one that has drained and dried out some already. I can tell because the electricity is hooked up above the high water mark.
WIN!
…
what a freeking moron!
maybe this guy needs
some logic pills. anyone
have some to spair???
Maybe the owner has a surveilance camera across the street and is trying to catch the thief.
Oh rly? I reckon you sir just lost the game.
WOW LOL WOW SICKO PUT THAT THING DOWN! ITS GROSSS!!!
Is it really a fail, or a clever trap win?
It’s a trap!
this is the second trap
the first one was
“for the man who stole my car… i just bought a new stereo!”
THAT one was a fail
this looks like new orleans, i wonder if it is
It is a trap!
It’s a tarp!
It’s a prat!
It’s a rat!
finally someone who spells as bad as ne..
i mena me…
i mean… dammit!
If only he didn’t remove the battery.
The remote is actually a direct link to 911 (think “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”). Push it and the cops come (they know your location). It’s a trap.
i dont really get this one wtf is up with the arrows pointing at the dark smudge???
Because there was no way this wasn’t an intentional joke.
NO FAIL!! Massive win…..
Perfection
Lol. I remember that. It was shortly after Katrina. Over here, the coast of Mississippi, we had some pretty crazy signs, too.
its attached to a bomb
This is a sign win but a theft fail
OMGosh… Wouldn’t who ever stole it, you know, remember to take the remote? Or is it really the real one? That would be funny if the person who glued it on there just found it some where. Well gtg!
Bye
…Does that count as entrapment?
I am truly a fail…. I just woke up moments ago, and my roommate was on this site, so when he got off I continued, and I immediately saw the title “Failure in communication”, and thought it was another fail making fun of some comments, so I sat and read every single comment till I got to the bottom, waiting for a fail, and realized that my roommate had clicked on the photo and it was just the regular comments v.v… I am a fail…… But you guys are pretty damn funny so it’s a partial win.
This couldve led to a win, surveillance the site and watch who takes it
this is deff a WIN
Lol! It looks more like ‘theft retaliation win’ to me!
This is actually a good idea, because if you can trick the guy into coming back for the remote, you could nail his ass.
This is a WIN!
I’d say this is more of a win!
Looks like some 3rd grader wrote that xD