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With the length of that video, I was kinda hoping for a double-bill.
Yeah, I thought maybe he’d go postal on the guy that hit him. We’re getting jaded.
I almost bet $10 that he did it again. I’m kind of disappointed.
Also, that guy (probably the coach) patted his ass extraordinarily awkwardly. Love tap?
Agreed, I think it was a twofer since we got the flip/ball in the face and the ref being sexually suggestive towards the injured guy.
Do this guys even know the rules of the sport they are playing?
You have to do the throw-in standing! you can’t jump nor flip or that kind of silly things.
And you also can’t block a throw-in as if it was a free-kick. You just can’t.
Don’t take this as an anti-american rant, but no wonder US soccer team sucks so much.
Actually the rules state that both feet must be on the ground when the ball is released. If a flip throw is properly executed, both feet are on the ground at the time of release. You are allowed to stand in front of the thrower, but as a defender, you are not allowed to jump or move to impede the thrower. There is nothing about this play that is against the rules of the game.
Actually, you can’t stand in front of the thrower, but have to keep a distance of 2 meters. And the ball in the face was the proper punishment in my book ^^
haha
i love balls in my face
Nowhere in the laws does it say that you can’t do a flip. This particular throw is illegal due to the ball having touched the ground before entering field of play.
This throw in is completely legal. There is no where that says the ball can’t touvh the ground before being thrown. People bounce it all the time, is that illegal, know what you are talking about before posting
Ha ha, ^^ Irate loser fail! (That’s you a…)
soccer is ghey that kid is ghey . proof: michael jackson lost his nose and didnt start to cry, this kid probably has a bruise, if that
As a US licensed referee, you’re smoking something. Because it doesn’t matter if the ball hits the ground before it enters play.
The referee’s a wanker!
(Sorry, force of habit.)
I think YOU don’t know the rules.
There are many players who does the throw-in that way, even in the top
leagues. If you throw the ball in the precise moment you’re standing than
that’s NOT foul.
And YES, you CAN block a throw-in if you respected the distance from the other player.
(sorry for my english i’m italian)
This genius doesn’t realize that most pro fields don’t have the room on the sidelines for a throw like that. Know-it-all fail.
Actually, I think all of you are wrong. Soccer is a fun sport to play as a child, but..thats all it really is a childish sport. Sure you run and get lots of exercise, but..mainly im saying i have balls and penis, and play football
Funny how you never hear talk about how manly basketball or hockey is. Only American Football. Insecure much?
I’d like to see you play rugby or Aussie Rules then.
And yes, that does involve removing all that padding and protection and head gear.
Nice knowin’ ya…
Do you mean American football? A woman’s version of rugby where you wear 1000 tons of armour plating and padding?
You must mean football, in which case I have to agree with you, football is the worlds most popular sport, mainly because it is one of the most fun – just google ‘football’ and you’ll notice all the hits are for football. Type in ’soccer’, that silly American word and you get hits for football. Shame American’s are still obsessed with a lame wussy version of rugby. Give it a few years, it’ll change…
1. I love your name.
2. Your English was/is better than many native speakers.
Actually, according to FIFA rules , the following is true.
At the moment of delivering the ball, the thrower:
1: faces the field of play
2: has part of each foot either on the touch line or on the ground outside the touch line
3: uses both hands
4: delivers the ball from behind and over his head
So the throw is legal so long as he doesn’t release the ball until after the flip is complete.
Of course you can double check the official rules here at http://www.fifa.com/mm/document/affederation/federation/laws_of_the_game_0708_10565.pdf
@PinkFreud – I can’t think of ANY players who take a throw-in that way.
Steve Watson did it once for Newcastle but only because it was a friendly.
This guy just seemed to do it as a matter of course. Weird.
Still, it did go some distance. Strange way of playing the game – no attacking or defending players anywhere near the throw-in, apart from our hero, the victim.
doesn’t matter, he should have been sent off. And leave it too an Italian to
think its ok. It was malicious, stupid and showboatish. Never happen in
England
….didn’t know fifa also involved high-school kids….
the point is….he got hit in the face…. so give it a rest and enjoy the soccer fail
The throw was legal, but I wouldn’t have let play to continue
until the player in the blue jersey moved away from the touch
line. If he refused and/or continued to impede the throw-ins
he should be booked a yellow card for failing to respect
required distance or unsporting behavior. Here is the United
States Soccer Federation (USSF) law on the throw-in which is
most likely with who this ref is certified through:
At the moment of delivering the ball, the thrower:
- faces the field of play
- has part of each foot either on the touch line
or on the ground outside the touch line
- uses both hands
- delivers the ball from behind and over his
head
- The thrower may not touch the ball again until it has touched
another player.
- All opponents must stand no less than 2 metres from the
point at which the throw-in is taken.
- The ball is in play immediately it enters the field of play.
http://ussoccer.com/laws/index.jsp.html
This should have been an epic fail! The kid should have
been booked with a yellow card for being in the way.
Ok I was totally pwned!
1. Do you know the rules of the English language?
2. Football rules state both feet have to be on the ground when you let go of the ball, in this case, they were.
Comment fail.
Really? I just thought it was soccer that sucked.
See, that’s where you went wrong. Next time, leave the thinking to those of us whose IQ is greater than their shoe size.
as an american who happens to know the rules of football (soccer..whatever), I’m gonna provide you with some enlightenment:
front handspring throw ins, known as mexican throw ins, are completely legal, the only requirement for a throw in is that both feet remain planted after the ball leaves the players hands — look closely; they do.
the torque gained while flipping allows skilled players to throw the ball much further than he/she otherwise could have.
also, you CAN block a throw in, as long as you are at least 2 meters from the thrower. this is usually not very practical, as it is fairly easy to throw the ball over a wall.
finally, while the player was obviously closer than 2 meters from the ball, i believe that, just as with a free kick, he is not required to move unless the ref tells him to.
oh, damn. it appears you have already been thoroughly corrected. my bad.
No one would have thought of it as an anti-American rant had you not said anything.
Funny, as I am an American and I also know that doing a throw-in like that is completely legal, as long as both feet are thouching the ground when the ball is released.
While the US mens national team had a poor showing at the 2006 World Cup, they were quarterfinalists at the 2002 World Cup. They are the current champions of CONCACAF, and are ranked 24th in the world.
What are you on about?? You can stand at the touch line for a throw but have to stand 10 feet away for a free kick?? And as the only rules on throw ins is that that
both feet have to be on the grounf and your have to throw it forward.
and i’m not american either…
It’s been a while since I reffed a game, but the throw itself is legal, as long as he keeps his feet on the ground and brings the ball straight forward over his head from behind. You can also stand where you like (there’s no 10 yard restriction) on a throw in.
On the other hand, I would have booked the flip throwing goon for striking another player. Maybe a few red cards will convince him to either get better at it or go with a more conventional throw.
I agree totally, but these are americans…they do things differently, but i thought it was a bit stupid….and off that he did a forward roll first…i mean wtf who does that?
I hate to break it to you, but this was not a professional soccer team.
Soccer is not a real sport anyway
Yeah that throw is legit.. but in my country you can’t stand that close to the line when someone is throwing in .. you have to saty a few meters off..
I guess this movie shows why
rofl
yeah, maybe you should learn the rules for the sport you so proudly invented. You have to give the thrower one yard, unless fifa changed again and you cannot jump to block the throw. When throwing, as long as 2 feet are on the ground and the ball is throwwn from behind the head, it does not matter how it is thrown. He could do a cartwheel if he wanted.
you can do a flip throw. as long as when the ball is thrown your feet are on the ground and the ball comes all the way behind your head, and on a throw you can stand where ever the hell you want. idiot
As a referee for the past 12 years, I do, in fact, know the rules to the game. The throw in you claim must be done “standing” is not true. I cannot be done from a kneeling position as it is a demeaning act in many countries. However, the flip throw is completely legal as long as both feet are firmly planted at the time of the throw and as long as the ball comes straight over the head. You are correct in the fact that the kid cannot block a throw in as there is a mandatory 3 yards of space that must be given. The kid that was beamed in the face should have received a yellow card (as I suspect that this was not a one time occurrence in the game and the game should resume with a direct free kick rather than a throw in.
you can block a throw in dumbcrap
Referee win!!!!!
Referees never win. All refs are fail.
♫
Who’s your father?
Who’s your father?
Who’s your father, referee?
Haven’t got one,
Never had one,
You’re a bastard, referee!
♫
Because of the picture you see before it starts, i thought it would be fail for a different reason…
That’s the referee dumb-ass!
omg u idiot (Sbell) that was a ref… stupid didn’t u see the stripes? gawd yellow with stripes is a ref… i don’t think u guys kno what ur talking about cuz that was like an extremely illegal throw-in you can’t do that flip thing
Just replay the video. Then he gets hit twice!
i you masturbate twice, your penis will fall off…
(((
ewwwwwwww! you wnat to masturbate him – and even twice?!?!?!
This comment makes no sense
*nods*
you nod your head.
teehee, i said head.
*shakes*
I keep looking on all these great fails and finding your boring comments on them. Are you trying to police failblog?
I highly suggest you work on your penile stamina.
thank you, idiot
Replay seconds 16-20 over and over. I could do this for hours.
Those are sweet four seconds.
That’s what she said!
2TH!!!! Where you been??? We missed you!!!!!
I’ve been around. Had a wild couple of days over t-day.
*hugs*
welcome back B2!
…or not B2? Is that the question?
*HUG!!!*
I’m happy you’re back!!
Awwwww shucks!
*hugs*
The number on the thrower’s shirt is, 16.
Was the showboating necessary? Not once but twice?
It seemed a little excessive to do the flip throw-in the second time around (but man that kid’s got some distance).
Exsept, um, when his accuracy is off.
I give him an A for accuracy, if he was indeed aiming for the other kids face.
He failed on the second attempt if the face was his target.
the reason for the flip is to get the distance on the throw.. if he threw it without the flip it probably wouldn’t have gone very far at all, problem with the flip throw in is that you can’t aim them very well at all.
…clearly.
You deviated from the game plan.
I nose what you are doing.
I nose when you are sleeping.
That technique nasally seen too often, septum in countries that call it football.
Well, if you are going to be picky about it…
Don’t blame him, it snot his fault.
Snot that we don’t enjoy the jargon, we just schnoz a little when we nose the joke.
*snorts*
poor booger never saw it coming.
*sniff*
It’s a sinus the times…I’m telling you…
Nare as I can tell, you are correct.
Another pun thread. THis is getting excessive.
I nose when you’re awake
I nose when you’ve been bad or good
so be good for goodness sake
Here comes Phanta Claus….
Mmmm Grape Knee High
Who are you, Radar??
MASH reference win. (I think…)
*goodnose sake
yea.. that first time it REALLY looked like it was intentional lol like he meant to pwn that kid in the face…
i totally would have
Do you see how much distance he got on that throw from the flip. It was plenty useful. And it seemed pretty darn accurate too. All in all, I’d say it leaves the way we used to throw in when I was a kid in the dust.
The showboating isn’t really showboating. The very best throw takers in the world can hardly throw half the length of the pitch, because of the weight and shape of the football. It is not aerodynamic so it is all about the technique you use.
This flip style of throwing helps those who cannot get any distance from the more traditional style of throwing. Some can throw from his position into the 18 yard box, others who may be many times stronger (like a heavy weight boxer or NFL superstar) will never be able to pull off a legal throw that goes beyond 5 metre’s.
Hope that explains mate.
Yeah I guess it’s funny to make fun of postal. HA HA…. I can assure you we are not violent. Please take time to think of the feelings you may hurt with your words…
Same here. I was thinking “please god not again” when he went to throw it a second time.
Naw i thought the shot to the face and the black guy to the ass was funny enough for me
Yeah was hoping for a double take but what really won me over was the delightful sound the ball made when hitting him in the face hahaha splot.
Yeah was hoping for a double take but what really won me over was the delightful sound the ball made when hitting him in the face hahaha splot.
lol yea i thought he was gonna get nailed in the face again. last season i was doin a wall tho and i jumped up and for got to cover my groin and thats all i have to say cause its self explanetory lol. but yea in the end i could nt walk for 10mins and we had no subs so i had to stay in
Really? The guy needed a red card…
OMG soccer players are such pussys so you got hit in the head no need to lay there for 10 minutes
I’m surprised they allowed that guy to play on with the bleeding nose. Around here, any sign of blood and you’re hauled off the field.
Im surprised they let the guy do his flip-throw in again. And Im surprised the guy still wanted to stand so near to the thrower^^
once your nose is broken…
It can still get more smashed.
but you don’t care anymore
Owen Wilson, eg.
Refereeing fail. The nosebleed should have stood at least 2 metres from the throw.
That’s a yellow card offence in anywhere that plays decent football
Maybe even red considering he looked suitably unbothered at what he did
…? possibly a yellow on the guy who got hit on the face… it’s against the rules to stand that close to the guy throwing the ball in.
he had it coming. who rides a guy on the inbound. hes all up on him covering his nuts like wtf is he gonna do steal the ball from him out of bounds lol
It’s only a yellow if it was done with intent to injure. And remorse has absolutely nothing to do with punishments in the game.
A red card for not being sympathetic?
Lets give robbers murder charges because they showed no empathy to the victims..
What kind of football do you play…
Soooooo what was more fail? Getting hit in the face? or that guy “helping” the kid?
I think the coach figured that since the kid was used to having balls in his face two more couldn’t hurt
Plus he can take a facial.
And he obviously likes it hard.
I believe that that is the Referee.
steady defense, no way to pass by
On the bright side it didn’t go up his rear. A potato is one thing but imagine the discomfort of a football!
A football would go in easier than a soccer ball though.
only if you’re american ’cause anywhere else in the world a football is a soccer ball…
Well then I will make sure I am in the US when I start sticking footballs up my bum.
*is bummed*
What, you started without us??
Us? Since when did this become a team effort?
No matter where your balls are, football is a team sport. All for one, one for all. Just wash the ball first.
Or wrap it with a condom.
Will this be a serious attempt?
Shall I call the Guinness Book of Records?
I don’t think that anyone will topple Bush’s record. And he still has room for his head!! How does he do it folks?!
What Bush put in his ass is nothing compared to what he pulled OUT of it.
What he pulled out of it is nothing compared to what he did to us.
What he did to us is nothing compared to what he did to the english language. Nukular? The Decider?
What he did to the english language is nothing compared to what he did to the economy!
What he did to the economy is nothing compared to … well, you got me there.
…what he did to Iraq?
I didn’t want to go there. I fought in Iraq, twice, and I feel partly responsible for that.
We’ll take a detour, then, if you’d rather.
How about…compared to trashing America’s image and morale in the eyes of the rest of the world??
Fair play to you then.
Don’t feel responsible, it’s Bush who ultimately has blood on his hands.
But he can “leave the oval office with his head held high” according to him. Dr. Seuss would have done a better job.
Especially with the handicap of being dead for the past 9 years.
Avis, there is no telling with him.
I’m just having fun riding along on random nest fails!
I thought Dr. Seuss was dead. *glimmer of hope*
He is. Sorry. When Ryannon said “Dr. Seuss would have done a better job” she meant “The corpse of Dr. Seuss would have done a better job”.
Besides the football?
You mean Dick Cheney? Ew.
“I was just having a harmless game of naked football with my wife when I fell over. We lubed the ball to make it roll better on the ground… honest!”
*takes photo*
*takes potato*
EWWWWWWWWWWW!!
Fluffy, do you know where that thing has been??!?
*Puts on sunglasses so as not to seem like he’s staring. Which he is*
I can still tell that you’re staring.
Would you like to provide … distraction?
Thanks, but…I’ll wait until my Admiral gets here. I like to keep my distractions for him!
Teehee, two big distractions?
I may have only been a corporal in the Marines, but I could definitely be a rear admiral for you
Hey, all’s fair in love and fail.
What about Canada?
The 51st state?
Yes.. what ABOUT Canada?
or Australia
Sure, if by “anywhere else in the world” you mean Britain, Ireland, and half of Canada and Australia.
Ethnocentric FAIL.
Which half of Canada?
Oh, and given that the name of the governing body of the sport, FIFA, is actually a French acronym (Fédération Internationale de Football Association), your implication that soccer is only called football in English-speaking countries is a knowledge FAIL.
Heheh .. I love it when some ignorant ass parrots an ignorant comment he/she/it has heard elsewhere in order to sound worldly. Thanks for setting it straight pob
Football FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stupid americans……..
ASSOCIATION FOOTBALL, abbreviated to SOCCER by the Brits (like me) thank you very much. Call footie soccer, by all means, but call American Football “American Football” if you don’t mind.
And why didn’t the kid get a yellow card for an illegal throw-in? And why wasn’t the kid that got beaned by the ball ordered to stand back 10 yards? Referee fail, methinks.
Those are not Americans you retard.
Didn’t say that either….
Clarity fail.
Yeah! The retarded American was the one that submitted the video for fail. Please be specific when attacking our retardnation.
Just for the record, Mookie said ‘retard’, Chocolate candy said ’stupid’. Now on to the REAL reason for my post….Ryannon…why did you get rid of the hot pic?!
*is still bummed*
B2th!!! Where you been! Missed ya’ man! *hugs*
Had an extended Turkey day break….I think I had a good time, can’t be sure though until I get the pictures developed.
I thought the rule was that if you couldn’t remember it then you had a good time… unless you slept on a strangers couch and walked home without your shoes on, then you may be in trouble.
….depends….I may have been prostituted.
With hourly rapes.
Ooooh, pixie! Love the new ink!
Thank you!
ooo so this is where we smooch 2th! Welcome back!
*decides to join in* *gives 2th a smooch on the cheek*
Awww B2F, I was boycotting until you came back. Plus, I change it often. This might be the 6th or 7th avatar I have used.
Well…. change it back! Doitnowmove.
B2th – you have to join our failblog myspace community. We’ve been having jolly times.
Ha ha just noticed I still have the lardass photo linked!
Can I uncover my eyes now?
You know you’re just encouraging me!
Oh. Do you have any purpose in mind for me keeping my eyes closed?
Here are those nude pics I owe you, Lou! Enjoy!
Was I supposed to see those?
*reads the link address before clicking*
Hmm, the link says something about “really_fat_chick”.
I know you are hot, so this must be a trick to remove my beloved libido forever
BF, you not were even supposed to read Mookie’s comment.
Now you are what Bush calls “collateral damage”
And loufail proves the learning curve!
*is not going to click on the name, having read the address*
No, Lou, it’s supposed to be “phat” but it’s misspelled.
I put a big paper on my computer screen, with an hole of half a square inch.
Then I clicked.
All I could see through the hole was pink skin.
I closed the page.
My eyes survived, but my faith in your good will decreased
OMG OMG OMG OMG I’M BLIND!!!!!!!
And just think, she lost 12 pounds in 2 weeks!
From which toe?
The camel toe, of course.
Damit…I set myself up for that one didn’t I..Oh well, I didn’t need my sex life anymore anyway.
I knew it. I knew you were gonna say that! It was the first thing that I thought too.
I get it, Mookie. You were just jealous of Ryannon Queen of the Smut title and you want to earn a nomination for it.
And ok, I think you deserve a new title on your own, but even so it would be funnier if you fought Ryannon and Low for it.
Same rules than yesterday apply.
Oh goody, I love a good cat fight.
Twat are you guys talking about???
Apparently BTF wants to see 3 pussies getting physical. *shrug*
*shakes head*
*purses lips in disapproval*
*takes a load off*
*boxes B2th’s ears for being gross*
muff dives to the floor in pain.
*points mookie to some relevant cliterature*
*snatches book from Loz* Thanks! It can be hard to find good cliterature.
Oh, looks like you dropped the book.
*goes down to help mookie out*
That’s not cliterature, it’s only Gee-Spot Run.
Listen, if Loz schwanz me to read it, I will.
I’d beaver-y pleased if you did
This is getting hard.
Butt-out now, BTF
Oh the phallicy.
Loufail said “I put a big paper on my computer screen, with an hole of half a square inch.
Then I clicked.”
.
.
Isn’t this similar to the method of observing a solar eclipse without burning out your retinas? Bravo Lou, you are one smart kitty. You can has a cheeseburger. *Dodges incoming halibut*
Someone is labia-ing under the delusion that they can post on a pun-run without punning!
I suppose I’ll have to give Dragon a tongue-lashing over back-door posting policies.
Hmm. It’s an elevator, Avis. Watch your hands, I’ll press your buttons for you. Wouldn’t want you getting hurt in this elevator shaft. Now, where were you getting off?
Hah, win!
Damn, I can’t think of a relevant pun[ani].
*vibrates with laughter, and glee*
*grabs Christopher’s tongue and lashes it to a tree*
Twat thwas thfat thfor? Thoooow, thy thongue. *Unlashes tongue* Ow, dragon, I was just playing along. Sorta.
What? I thought you might be into bondage.
*innocent look*
Oh. Well I’d like to establish a safe word first. Maybe something like Oh holy hell I think I’m dying stop laughing at me you *expires*
Dayum…that was a threesome.
We had another one further up the page! I think it was even the same people.
Dragon and Avis together…?
*sets up multiple spycams to get every angle*
*Pre-orders from Amazon*
Yeah, deluxe edition… behind the what??
*review footage* Looks like there was some excessive copulation occuring and I missed it!
wow yo, that picture is absolutely repulsing. i am scarred forever.
Okie Dokie…post the link
There you go, sporto!
1066?
*Normans*
Battle of Hastings, my favorite!
*Arrow gets stuck in eye*
Really?
Don’t forget the Battle of Stamford Bridge!
That’s my favourite
Stamford Bridge? But I hate Chelsea. (Actually, I only strongly dislike Chelsea. I hate ManU(re), though.)
You hate Man U? My dad and brothers were always Man U supporters so I was sort of forced into it. However, I could not care less about the sport, lol.
*Feels exactly like Loz, except for the Man U. Replaces that with Real Madrid*
Actually, I don’t really care all that much about the EPL, it’s just that in the US there are too many soccer fans who claim to be ManU supporters, but who are really just gloryhunters. Also, supporting a big foreign club at the expense of supporting the growth of the game in your own country goes against everything a fan should stand for. So it’s become part of US soccer fan culture to “hate” ManU even if you don’t care about English football.
NotnebRovert tis me.
I still haven’t figured out how to put an avatar on here. I feel my comments don’t carry as much heft without my visage to grace it
gravatar (dot) com.
Hmmm…
It takes a little while for it to show up though.
It also helps to clear the cache.
Yes, please, give all your cache to me! I could use it.
Sorry, I’m skint and have no cache on me.
I have saved this for you though . . .
*SQUEEZE*
All your cache are belong to Dragon?
She is quite the horder or so I’ve heard.
Ok sry, will do next time
Ah, the anti-American neurosis. Insane people behaving insanely. Gotta love it! Try not to drool or seize, now…
You would be speaking German now if it wasn’t for us….
The coach looked like he was ready to molest him.
Soccer sux anyway.
it’s called football! sheesh….
People have different words for things depending on where you go. Get over it. Although I’m pretty sure that people who quibble over semantics are known around the world as “Wankers”.
I’m pretty sure the majority of non-English speakers around the world do not know the word ‘wanker’.
OMG! RLLY?!
I have to agree, Loz. ‘Wanker’ is quite a colloquial British-American word. We have no such slang for a masurbator in Japan.
Here in the States, we retards call them “jerk-offs.”
Or doosh-bags.
…Or douche bags, if you like to use correct spelling to make your points.
But it’s so much more fun to mangle the language!
If you happen to fall into the douchebag category, you don’t deserve to have it spelle properly, hence the spelling.
Or Summer’s Eve Ultra Douche.
Stay FAR AWAY from anything called a “circle jerk”
And you never want to be the “soggy biscuit”.
Is that like American bukkake?
Sadly, soggy biscuit isn’t just an American thing…
Neither is “glass-bottom boat”.
And never follow a group of men going into a forest with one single waffle. It never ends well.
Always have to one-up me Ryannon, don’t you?
Yes, she has obviously targeted you as her posting nemesis. Be afraid…be very afraid.
She didn’t aim too high, did she.
We always called it ookie cookie. I don’t know of anybody that actually played that game though.
Liar! I WANT THE TRUTH!
You can’t handle the truth!
I can handle a few good men…
*salutes*
There’s a Mookie on deck.
Is she ookie?
She’s creepy and she’s cookie
I’ll ask my bookie.
I’ll ask my bookie.
Double posting won’t get you more nookie.
hehe… double posting rookie….
*gives Egg a cookie*
Mmmh.. Failblog’s system’s playing hookey.
*pops in for a lookie*
Got a cookie?
Ngah, Ryannon said it!
(Sorry, pookie)
I’d expect such foolishness from a wookie.
This is getting kookie.
Did we say them all already? That’s spooky!
My dog is somewhat Marmaduke-y.
I once had a cow named Suki.
I think we forgot the bookie.
Don’t leaf out the tanuki!
But please leave out the dookie.
ummm, BFF, u do realise that being “japanese” is a colloquialism for a masturbator in some places don’t u?
Yeah. Except 1. the expression is “turning Japanese” and 2. BFF actually is japanese.
Yes, it’s football, but this site as the majority of the internet happens to be in english and from US, where the guys kinda already have a football… so they call it soccer because sucker would be too much offensive.
Coherent sentence fail.
We’ve had several of those already in the past few minutes.
it made sense to me
Well I noticed sense going away like in the middle of the sentence, but what the hell…
unlike ur picture…
my picture is the view from Chomrong, Nepal
it makes very much sense to me, if not to you
What the hell did you just say?
Right, I’m going to use my anti-Timothy Dexter style skills to try and puncuate the sentence so it makes sense.
*steals the second ‘,’ and replaces it with a ‘.’, capitalising the following ‘b’*
*throws a ‘,’ between ’site’ and ‘as’, ‘internet’ and ‘happens’, and ’soccer’ and ‘because’*
*throws a ‘with’ between ‘as’ and ‘the’ and a ‘the’ between ‘from’ and ‘US’*
And thats what happens if you go with playmobil rather than lego.
Majority of the internet fail.
buba is not amused >:<
buba speaks in the third person
Chuck Norris speaks in the 4th person. Ok, I’m sorry, I’m done.
So does schizophrenic Chuck Norris speak in the 5th person?
Chuck Norris jokes are possibly the most boring meme ever invented.
*adds ‘Chuck Norris’ to Faiblog taboo list*
Nuh uh! Chuck Norris jokes are awesome!
*adds ’some’*
*adds some more*
*SQUEEZE!!*
…Just in case you didn’t see the other one.
Honestly…nothing is taboo on Failblog. What would we mock and laugh at if we ban all the stupid things that people do and say?? I say let the “first”ers, the *masturbators* and the Chuck Norris fanfic club post all they want. I mean, I have to get my false sense of superiority from somewhere!
false…?
false…?
of. . . ?
*doesn’t masturbate*
*pokepokepoke*
Christopher appears to be broken.
I think he wants you to help… keep pokin’, tiger!
I’ve had a plan. . . . .
*feeds christopher some mushrooms and pokes him with a potato*
That should work.
Does a moomin even have opposable digits to handle a poking stick, or are we supposed to assume holding capability like Babar?
I was gently nudging it into you with my nose, and it’s a potato, not a stick.
Oh…gad. THAT’S a mental image that is now burned into my brain, theng-kew-veddy-much!
There are places a moomin was never meant to go!
You can say the same about potatoes, and yet…
Oh yeah? What about Soviet Russia jokes?
Though I have to admit, the first time I ever heard one I laughed for a solid ten minutes. I’m easily amused. It must be why I read you guys’ comments . . . teehee.
They seem to have gone out of fashion here, except for the random one or two that pop up like fungi.
And we are honored that we can be of service. *elaborate bow*
George is getting upset!
Whereas you confuses people by speaking in the second person.
*Cue complaints about this being called Soccer Fail*
Why is this called soccer fail?
*grumble, grumble*
it should be football fail…
Not from where I’m sitting.
Careful where you sit, there’s a potato in that chair.
Its ok…Im trying to hatch it.
Just don’t name the tot Mr. Chips, that would be a$$-inine.
But you could call him Christuber.
how about Crisps? Tater tots? Lil fries?
See how predictable you are?
I figured you were physic.
spelling fail. Clearly you’re not psychic when it comes to figuring out how to spell in english
Yep, and you’ve got that whole troll thing down pat. What’s your point?
What…? She figured Cloral was in the medical profession. I don’t see the problem.
Ryannon is allowed to dephy the laws of spelling. It’s just one of her many talents.
I think she was being phacetious.
Dephinitely.
And doing a phantastic job, I might add.
Phigures.
Phiguratively speaking of course.
Phorgive me if didn’t make that clear enough…
…and while we’re on the subject, I feel that one cannot truly appreciate the down right stupidity of the English language until you have tried to teach a 6 yo how to read.
You pheel what?
Ain’t that the truth. And “just cuz” doesn’t cut it after a while. It completely destroys your credibility in their eyes when you don’t know the answer to every question.
*gives egg the phinger*
6? Is that not a bit late to be beginning to learn to read?
They start “sight words” around 5 (Kindergarden) words like ‘that’ , ‘this’ , ‘a’ , ‘at’ , etc. The real reading doesn’t take place until 1st grade….at least in Texas.
BTF, I have an aunt who teaches in the Texas Public School System. She had tto explain sight words to me too. They should be teaching those kids earlier. Way earlier.
Agreed. Everything/body moves alittle slower in Texas.
Apparently my kindergarten teacher was horrified when she discovered that I knew how to read. She didn’t know what to do with me.
I gave mine fits too. I read all the books in the room within two weeks.
I gave some high school teachers fits too. But that’s because I didn’t do homework.
Same here. My mom taught me with refridgerator (sp?) magnets. It was a simpler time back then, when videogames weren’t sophisticated enough and there were too few tv channels to contribute to attention defecit like today. Kids can’t read until 2nd grade, but they can sure beat a PS3 game.
.
.
*Hops off soapbox*
I used to get in the classroom to correct my teacher’s and friends mistakes when they read out loud. After that i had to go back to the hallway…
I was taught those “sight words” at home when I was 3 and then when you start school [at 4 years old here] you learn how to read proper sentences. 6 just seems way too late.
Hey Christopher, I was taught with words stuck on the fridge too
High 5 … wait, where or who have those hands been?
I thought you liked them dirty?
… You got me there.
I don’t know exactly how old I was when I started reading, but it was kindgergarten or before. There was a girl in kindergarten who was already on chapter books, and I was so jealous. So I lied to the substitute and got to take out my first chapter book. It was called A Ghost in My Soup.
6? I started learning to read when I was 3!
*high-fives!*
Reading? We don’t need no stinkin’ reading!
Physical? Yes, I am that.
If you are so vexed by the use of North American terms, perhaps you ought to avoid American owned and operated websites, no? It’s like me complaining about your silly accents while watching the BBC.
If you are so lacking in humour, perhaps you ought to avoid humour-centric websites, no?
<3
I know that is supposed to be a heart but I always see a short pointy penis with hypergonadism.
You want one too? I don’t want you to feel excluded.
A pointy penis with big balls? Was married to that already, thanks though
You’re welcome
Elephantitis is devastating…
You should see her collection!
Does she have them hanging on the wall?
Had them in a jar on my mantle but left them for the new tenants in my old place in NJ. I will start a new collection in AR.
You totally just ruined the moment of love!
Everyone knows you don’t mention penis size at the moment of love!
My love for you is greater than any Ryannon we might find in our way.
*takes her in his arms*
Swept off my feet by an egg, this is truly an extraordinary day!
*smooches tentatively*
Great. She left.
*sighs*
*snork*
Hah!!!!!! Serves you right!!!!!!!! And after I just had our baby!
You’re back!! I’ve missed you so much!
It was terrible, Ryannon almost tricked me into thinking that Loz was you!
No, don’t read the previous comments, everything we need is right here!
*holds Mookies hands*
*sniff* Things just haven’t been the same since Mooko Marx was born… I know I’m still puffy, and I haven’t been paying as much attention to you… *sniff*. Well, I was going to go home to mother, but… *unpacks bags* I guess I can stay…
You just made me the happiest egg in the world, you know that, right? *hugs* I don’t know what i would do without you. You made me who i am, and i’m pretty awesome! See? There’s that gorgeous smile…
*looks straight into her eyes and gently caresses her neck*
*swoons* *succumbs*
*Takes her to their beedroom, closes door*
*times passes* *lights ciggie*
*cries*
I didn’t leave, EGG, I posted a comment but it obviously got eaten.
*sighs and wanders off, leaving EGG and mookie alone*
The heart-shaped c0ck, a more obscure Nirvana reference.
Roffle! So Kurt really wanted to keep me locked inside his penis?
…cool!
I thought it was a pretty good point akshully.
It’s NOT an accent.
I guess the impact of the ball confused him for a moment and he thought he was in gym class.
*does push-ups*
I lol’d.
So much for lucky number 7 uh?
push-ups in between the coaches crotch is pretty fail as well, followed by an ass tap
Don’t you give an ass tap after someone has been that close to your crotch?
Only if they’re into it. Otherwise it can be off-putting.
I always expect an ass tap if I am that close to someone’s genitalia.
I’ll tap that ass. (Sorry, couldn’t help myself Ry)
That’s okay, I’m sure she’ll understand.
*pats Blue2th on the ass*
I’m shocked by the number of people who sexualized the coach’s behavior. The people who post here are just so perverted.
Would you like to be sexualised?
I’m always open to suggestions…
Variety is the spice of life…
*tickles inappropriately*
*Brings popcorn, 2 vodka martinis and a Jack Daniel’s on ice, and plays ipod’s playlust*
You remembered my drink of choice! *hugs EGG*
I could really, REALLY do with one for real right now. I’m trying to finish this essay but it’s just not happening and I’m getting stressed.
I got plenty!
*hands Loz a glass and leaves the bottle nearby*
*sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp…*
*jaw drops*
I have a new found respect for the Admiral.
*necks glass*
Damn, just typing that felt good! Time to crash, I reckon.
*Switching off innuendo machine, switching power to overt suggestion machine.*
*raises hand*
i like the stache there, u a new marx brother? lol
Thanks! EGG made it for me!
EGG’s stache on your face, man if I were sadistically sexual in my thoughts I could cum up with some stuff on that one. Wait, does that mean I am because I thought that way to begin with? hmm
Lets just say that that variety of mustache is called a Sanchez. Or a Vicar if we want to be recent.
You’re just jealous because she asked ME to do it!
*sticks out tongue*
That Sanchez looks dirty.
A little, yes.
Lol… Poor guy…
But then I’m with other ppl here as well. I also though there’s gonna be double due to the length of video.
pwndizzled!
Stop dizzling putdizzling dizzle in your sentdizzles!
But it makes him seem so much more cool!
Fo shizzle my dizzle.
You can razzle dazzle my phantasmagazzle!
Who let Snoop Dogg in here?
I don’t know, I thought I had let the dogs out.
(woof…woof…woofwoof!)
The hattifatteners are trapped down an abandoned mineshaft?
Now the mad dog’s loose.
*tightens the mad dog*
Now he’ll run properly.
Ooooooh. Now we know. I’m gonna tell.
Fizzuk Yizzu dizzle
Name fail,should be called football (your american stuff is American football)
oops,didn’t see that comment above me
We will title the next soccer video football…I promise.
I’m glad someone caught that.
We should come up with a third name for it just to confuse the hell out of everyone and stop the soccer/football thing.
I suggest we call it ‘Rene’.
Pronounced like the cafe owner from ‘Allo ‘Allo?
Calcio?
This was already posted here! Webmaster fail!
Voting page does not count.
Nor if you spotted the video over at Youtube (which was the case for me).
It doesn’t count? What’s the point of voting, then?
What’s the point of voting if the voting page doesn’t count? How will we know who won?
I think Avis was replying to a comment that this video was posted more than once. No need to take her comment out of context.
Who is context, and what was her comment doing inside him?
There were no potatoes handy.
I lol’d
So was soccer the FAIL??? Beaning that guy in the face was totally WIN.
Unless you’re the guy on the receiving end.
He might be a masochist, in which case the receiving end is the place to be.
The masochist says: “Hurt me!”
The sadist says: “No!”
Pwning someone is still win. If you only count it when some snowflake doesn’t get their feelings hurt, then there’s no win in the Universe at all.
You wants us to gets mé a goal?
number 1: the smack in the face was hilarious
number 2: the ref was mounting up WOOT!
lol
my point is…this is a double fail!
or is it a double win?…
im gonna go with win on this one
I’ve got only 1 word to say: PWNED!
TITANIUM
You called?
A double fail. Guy gets whacked in the noggin AND soccer.
The Yin still seem to be hurting for attention.
Guess it’s time for me to go beat my wife of 25 + years.
While I’m at it I’ll line the kids up to beat them also… take a number…
Simple code for the morons…YIN
23.08.01.20.00.14.15.00.02.01.14.07.00.04.01.14.07.00.06.01.14.07.00.07.01.14.07.00.08.01.14.07.00.18.01.14.07.00.23.01.14.07.00.06.18.15.13.00.20.08.05.00.25.09.14
Huh?
Must not be smarter than a 2nd grader… but I’ll give you that since your not
YIN…
a,b,c,d,e,f,g can you find the numbers that make me? 00 is a space
Crap, it’s another attention-whore troll.
Guys? Li’l help here?
I was just going to ignore him, but what would you like to do to him? I can call my flock over.
I could nudge a potato towards him in an ominous manner.
Attack of the killer potatoes?
You say potato, I say tomato?
Trees are flocked.
Eat that candy YIN’s
13.05.0014.15.00.03.01.18.05.00.01.20.20.05.14.20.09.15.14.00.25.15.21.00.08.01.22.08.00.20.08.05.00.16.18.15.02.12.05.13
Site YIN
Sorry, I don’t speak geek.
That’s not geek, that’s just idiot.
His code says:
“Me no care attention you havh[sic] the problem”
There. I decoded it. Now will you go away please?
Really? When is this going to stop?
*sighs*
Dear Yang,
this is not a group therapy session blog. We don’t try to make each other feel like we belong. If what you seek is approval, attention, or something that may help you cope with your apparent lak of real life affection, there are certain other sites that might be better at that. Yahoo currency converter, for example.
Thank you for visiting.
Regards,
EGG
*lack
*Applauds* Encore Encore!
*Bows, grabs a rose from the stage’s atrezzo and throws it to elvinpixie*
I thought you were supposed to throw undergarments…
I’m not wearing any…
Oooh! *blush* Well that explains it.
No, no, no! WE are supposed to throw undies at the performer!!
You mean I’ve been doing it wrong? *begins removing panties*
But…but…I’m still not wearing any…
Oh Dragon, you naughty naughty girl. You need a spanking for that.
*leaves the stage and invites the girls to perform on it*
*leaps*
*bounds*
*gags*
*cuffs*
*ducks*
*whips*
*flogs*
Cream?
Strange Brew?
*happy smile*
My peeps. They always come through for me.
…
Though now that I think about it, that sounds a mite pervy, doesn’t it??
It does… *fantasiz…* Where’s Admiral Apparent?
He’s not here yet.
*sigh*
Has nothing to do with group therapy. Unless you the OWNERS or want-a-be’s of this once reallly good site that was ruined by your Click.
Ya” need to all go away and give it back to the PEOPLE.
OMG. This is the funniest comment EVER.
I definetly loled! And not only at the grammar!
I’m curious as to your definition of “people”, as I was unaware literate people didn’t count.
Your spelling of clique is very cliche.
It clicked with me.
Quiche, anyone??
I’ll have a piece.
How about Boom?
Don’t you have some nuts to hide?
Oh, really…YIN #?… since you have announced your child is moving into a WARZONE… and you live who knows where… but at least 100 miles from your EX.
Not my ( or my families ) kind of inspiration there… find a hole – YIN
I think he/she is writing in code…something to do with the capitalized letters, and maybe Led Zeppelin.
The lack of coherency intrigues me…
If only that made even an iota of sense.
But hey! On the plus side, you now know you’re being a bad influence. Because, apparently, if you live “who knows where”, you obviously can’t be trusted.
*is glad Ry is her friend*
Ryannon kicks some serious ass.
If you’re going to try to insult someone, i would recommend you choosing someone weaker than you. That might be a problem for you though.
You’re a good egg, EGG.
Thanks.
My BAD,
You voted for
OHbumma – You WIN?
Sorry, the world will be better in few years after the Yin take over….
Do you realize that you’re talking to yourself…?
Tsk. Such narcissism.
I am most certainly not talking to myself! Are you hearing voices again? It’s just you and me here, Dragonwriter.
Hee…!
This is very reminiscent of Everybody Else.
Indeed…all the vitriol but with more looney thrown in.
I see TOP in all trolls with this MO.
But…but I live in MO!
*panics*
I hate to say this but TOP was not this incomprehensible. This is a whole new troll. Granted, TOP was this rude.
He’s trying different personas. Do you remember the shouting sergeant?
Ooohhhhh Yeah. He’s learning how to get past the mods isn’t he?
Yes, but TOP…as you well know…knows how to hit where it hurts. This one doesn’t. I don’t think this one could hit the broadside of Mookie’s larged-assed woman’s ass with a large nerf ball from three feet away.
He’s probing. It was the swipe at Ry that got up my nose. That was classic TOP.
Yeah, that was. You’re right. I’m gonna go check something.
Hmmmm.
That is very true. Okay…I’ll be more careful from now on.
Reminds me of the narcissistic meme.
I hereby banish you to third-grade English class for the rest of eternity!
Well, yes. We DO win. Thank you for acknowledging that. So kind of you to do so.
And why will the world be better after ghosts take over?
He’s gone…?
That was fun! Although this troll pretty much imploded. Very clean job guys!
*breaks out the bubbly*
Not quite gone yet, just slowly leaking out any last vestiges of sense.
*Brings the glasses*
I’m not sure what your talking about but I voted for Pedro.
Well I voted for EGG, ’cause his ’stache is better.
XD
Curious how you say “give it back” when I’ve only seen you commenting on here for… what, a week?
Sure. *cracks knuckles*
First off, it would technically be the yang that would be the attention whore, since the yin is the embodiment of the passive, gentle aspects which are polar opposites to the yang. While yin would be intelligence, humility, humbleness, and a virgin to having tubers up the ass, you yang… well don’t make me spell it out for you. I suggest finding yin and a refrigerator full of magnets to get the gist of it. Kthanxbye
*applauds you too*
Didn’t want you to feel left out!
Sorry, Wiki Yin…
Yin is usually characterized as slow, soft, insubstantial, diffuse, cold, wet, and tranquil. It is generally associated with the feminine, birth and generation, and with the night.
Yin as in yin people. Those who are already dead, but haven’t moved on. They lve in the World of Yin. Read a few books now and then. Literature, not wiki.
So…if Christopher is wrong, are you saying that yin is associated with tubers up the ass…?
Wikipedia is not going to give you a decent understanding of the dualities of Chinese philosophy. Try some Buddhist literature. I recommend Mountain Record of Zen Talks.
Nobody seen the referee touch the ass of the guy? Or is this normal these days? :O
Anyway, that’s a nice flip, would like to see that in real life.
I’m pretty sure the ass-touch was referenced multiple times in previous posts.
The thumbnail made me laugh!
And that kid does an epic throw!
ok. First off, the length of that video so threw me off. I was expecting that kid to get hit twice *disappointment*.
Secondly, I think there were two fails in there, even though he didn’t get hit twice.
[1] The kid got hit in the face
[2] The Ref totally sexually harrassed him. Love tap, anyone? <3
Lol
needz moar buttsecks
needz les tyme on i can has cheezburger
Too bad – the site YIN blocked all of my last replies….
YIN – WIN? Dang…
Oh yeah.
CODE SAYS…
What no Bang Dang Fang Gang Hang Rang WANG from the YIN
Don’t speak Geek? Better learn it…..
We only instigate pun-runs with the intelligent set.
*snork*
If he wants to sit in a corner and talk to himself, I say more power to him.
He’s gotten entirely too much attention.
Oops. That was my fault, really.
Sowwy.
Don’t be. I’m going to sleep now feeling sooooo much better.
‘Night!
Night, EGG!
The pun code – your fault -
GTFOHAGA
Better?
Not really. It will be better when you are gone.
yang… i too am a new commenter in the FAIL blog comunity and I too have to say…
go away…
im sure alot of people agree with me.
buuut… im sure alot of people want me gone too soooo yeah…
I don’t want you gone!
I’m just wondering why the initial in your avatar is upside-down.
I’d rather have him in some other corner…
But nobody puts Yangy in a corner!
Sorry… *looks abashed*
Now see, I was thinking more along the lines of “should we shine a spotlight on him?”!!
Just so long as he promises NOT to throw any undergarments.
*sighs*
He WAS talking religion. Sorta.
*didn’t get it and feels dumb*
It was an REM thing.
Don’t worry, we haven’t done this in a while.
See, now I really feel dumb. I should’ve got that…
Don’t, I make some really odd leaps of logic sometimes. I don’t entirely understand it myself.
my head hurts…
Don’t try to figure it out. Have a cookie.
Your “code” was juvenile. You need to do better than that old man.
You didn’t crack it. Old Yin…
In closing for all of you amusement.. I actually work for a living and start at 4:00 am.
The ”code was juvenile” hoping you could crack it…
Funny thing is that it got the s**t sturred up and burned alot of butts.
*checks butt*
Nope, no burns.
Must have … you replied…
Don’t flatter yourself. I do this ’cause it passes the time.
Forgot, your now YIN # 2
Don’t you have some goats to attend to?
nope this is cow country… live here?
No, what are you attempting to say?
You apparently have come here for the sole purpose of being insulting and rude. That’s not quiiiiite the way we do things here.
really? read the last month of posts….
Ok, I can see that you seem to be “special”, so I’ll explain. Those of us who are regulars do not trash each other, OR new people unless they come in behaving like you have. Yes, we tease each other. We do NOT attack each other. If you can’t play nice or even try to figure out the unspoken rules of play you will be treate n kind. I am quite familiar with the past month of posts, I contributed to them. Maybe you should reread that month of posts, see if you can figure out who is a regular and who isn’t.
well yang i find it hard to believe you are a normal human being
could you please tell me why you are are still here even though youve been told to get lost?
Y’know, you aren’t even a terribly amusing troll to bait. You might want to work on that.
Maybe it’s a multiple personality thing…?
He might be a little “nuts”.
No, that is not me, if that’s what you are hinting at. I just got home from the hospital.
Are you okay??
Yin # 3
Who’s Yin #1? *crosses fingers*
You got # 1 – I think – will have to check the rules….
*treats Yang to some nuts and acorns*
There are no acorns on the East Coast this year. It’s going to be a bad winter for squirrels!
was that your palm tree that was thrown overboard?
Sorry deep south…we pack guns…Guess your cannons are shooting blanks.
BTW, 5 stars? and you call me a squirrel?
Ah, the narcissism knows no bounds. What on earth made you think he was talking to you?
He’s so vain….
He probably thinks that post is about him…
Oh, I needed that! I’m off to bed now. G’night!
Hey! Good for you! You can count!
I have ten fingers ( sorry 8 fingers and 2 thumbs ) with a matching set on my feet. Sorry that you only have 6 fingers and 6 toes… Wondering where the other 6 is protruding from…. yuck.. I didn’t see that….
Shoot…I wanted to be #4. Such a beautiful, mystical number. The four cardinal directions, the four seasons, the Four Tops, the Four Horses of the Apocalypse…
Just moved to # 9
Ooh, nine is good, too! I’ll take it.
Accept nothing less than 10.
Oh, that’s very sweet of you, dear Admiral…but I’m no Bo Derek.
*smooch*
*corn rows Dragon’s scales*
*puts on Ravels Bolero on the CD player*
What? I’m just setting the mood for Dragon and the Admiral!
Your body may go to 10, but your brain goes to 11. Your kindness hasn’t yet been quantified.
Okay…I have two responses to this.
First…*SMOOCH!* Thank you! I love it when men say I have a sexy brain, and it doesn’t happen very often (outside of this blog, I mean). I also love the way you make me use it.
Second…I’m so sorry if I’ve caused you to question my kindness. That makes me terribly sad…you are one of the people here I truly care about, and for some reason your opinion matters a lot to me. I won’t offer excuses or get defensive…I’ll just say that seeing unkindness in others makes me a tad hot-headed, and I react without thinking at times.
Sweetie, I think he means that your kindness CAN’T be quantified! That it knows no bounds.
That’s not what I meant. Your kindness is somewhere north of 11.
I think I’ve failed enough for the day!
Dragon, for what it’s worth, you are unfailingly kind.
Oh.
Um.
I knew that.
*sheepish grin*
*retires for the evening*
Um…okay. G’night.
*hug*
OMG! A bunch of posts just showed up that weren’t there before!
Lordy. No wonder I was confused.
In THAT case…
*”retires” with the Admiral*
this is so OBVIOUSLY fake! the camera angle changes multiple times! who brings a multi-camera set up to film a soccer game?!
*stares blankly* Idiot. It’s a home video. You don’t think someone with a camcorder could have gotten up and moved aro-
*slaps self in the face* No, I must not feed the trolls, especially the “FAKE!” trolls…
*wishes for that kind of self control*
I can’t seem to just leave them be. If nothing else, it kills time.
What is this game ? It looks like they are playing hockey with a ball. Strange. Are points awarded for hitting the other player with the ball ?
Where’s Mookie? I figured her fat butt would want to be on top.
Sorry Mookie lost out – Yin # 4
Buttttt you could work your way to the top…
hey! dont mess with mookie
you mess with mookie you mess with mejrm… actually i dont even know who she/he is
ok that was sad…
then again yang is sad…
or is the world sad? ok now im bored later! im gonna play my Wii
no actually I happy. Truth hurts sometimes – called – Tough Love.
Truth hurts? when have you actually met Mookie?
Oh dude… If only i would have been here when this happened…
Painful
Don’t stir the pot….burn the bottom…Call the Fire Department…
Night all…. Time Of Yang…. TOY
Take a pill… I’ll call you in the morning ( after )…
2 fails in one video.
A sexual fail and a classic ball fail.
When I was in high school I did a corner kick. This kid jumped up to head the ball, and got knocked out for about 10 seconds. After I did that, every time I took a step back to kick the ball, it was like being moses. The crowd would part and clear the way.
wtf?
Video won’t load for me
Epic fail computer
PEOPLE!
PLEASE stop posting America’s-Funniest-Home-Videos-quality dreck on this site!
That fail was LAME. Ball to the head? What’s next, a dad getting hit in the nuts with a whiffle ball?
Attempt at posting humorous/worthwhile fail: FAIL.
ummm Attempt at noticing a humorous/worthwhile fail: FAIL.
This makes me giggle inside. Outside, I pretend to be a worried and concerned person, in attempt to fit in. Yes…
Bla bla bla
you could here people saying “don’t cover you ball cover your face”
Just a test, my comments seem to disappear.
krasser Einwurf!
FAIL BUT GOOD SKILL..MAYBE WE CAN SEE AT WORLD CUP IN AFRICA.
what up failblog community, I am just an outsider putting my 2 cents in. Call me a hater, but I see some intelligent people with well developed senses of humor and a lot of keyboard warriors/followers. Granted, many posters are just killing time, but I have a suspicion that most are living vicariously through pseudonyms, their frail sense of self composed from misperceived notions of other peoples lives. It reminds me of those so socially inept that they follow soap operas as a realistic measure of actual life experience, pretty gay, no offense. I don’t want to sound hypocritical or bitter, I over indulge often as an escape. I presume that sadly, for many this indulgence is their entree, not just the seasoning. Like the power hungry DM or the smug computer guy at work, they compensate for their cowardly soulless existences through self assumed status;; within a gossip laden tower of babble. Oops did I say that out loud, I know that is a cardinal sin within the unspoken code of the in-group. Whatever. If anyone wants to reply, please enlighten me. Or better yet, lets discuss it in person, unless of course your bravado is deflated when forced to look someone in the eye and mouth off. Reminds me of those who lay on their car horns all day, yet when walking down the street (unprotected by two tons of metal and anononimity) get out of the way with their heads down. I do not consider myself a tough guy or seek self worth in comparing myself to or demeaning others. In fact, I’ll be the first to admit that I will cry over a disneyland commercial if it catches me at the right moment. Oh and I also write over worded and improperly punctuated sentences. Please proceed to have a field day analyzing my rambling and in the process prove me right. Or better yet delete my comment altogether. Thanks, bye.
Like, whatever!
Dear Matt, we here at failblog come here to commune with those who are willing to do so. We appreciate a sense of humor, and a willingness to laugh at ones self. If someone comes in guns blazing, so to speak, we tend to respond in kind. If you REALLY want in on the action here, don’t post a over-long comment, and try not to insult the regulars. Other than that, you should do fine.
obviously such madness creeps its ugly head after 4am
Such madness creeps its ugly head after 4am
what up failblog community, I am just an outsider putting my 2 cents in. Call me a hater, but I see some intelligent people with well developed senses of humor and a lot of keyboard warriors/followers. Granted, many posters are just killing time, but I have a suspicion that most are living vicariously through pseudonyms, their frail sense of self composed from misperceived notions of other peoples lives. It reminds me of those so socially inept that they follow soap operas as a realistic measure of actual life experience, pretty gay, no offense. I don’t want to sound hypocritical or bitter, I over indulge often as an escape. I presume that sadly, for many this indulgence is their entree, not just the seasoning. Like the power hungry DM or the smug computer guy at work, they compensate for their cowardly soulless existences through self assumed status;; within a gossip laden tower of babble. Oops did I say that out loud, I know that is a cardinal sin within the unspoken code of the in-group. Whatever. If anyone wants to reply, please enlighten me. Or better yet, lets discuss it in person, unless of course your bravado is deflated when forced to look someone in the eye and mouth off. Reminds me of those who lay on their car horns all day, yet when walking down the street (unprotected by two tons of metal and anononimity) get out of the way with their heads down. I do not consider myself a tough guy or seek self worth in comparing myself to or demeaning others. In fact, I’ll be the first to admit that I will cry over a disneyland commercial if it catches me at the right moment. Oh and I also write over worded and improperly punctuated sentences. Please proceed to have a field day analyzing my rambling and in the process prove me right. Or better yet delete my comment altogether. Thanks.
Please do not read the above post if you are prone to cranial implosions.
Fail. Your pathetic attempt at semi-intellectual humor disappoints me… then again, I think I just failed by expecting anything from someone on the internet.
He hit the other guy on purpose.
Thats funny!! I thought for sure he was going to get hit a second time too!! Thanks for the laugh
HEADSHOT!!!
665
666
DAMN! thought he was going to take another hit. oh well nothings perfect (setting myself up for a yo mama joke here, i know it…)
soccer pwnage id like to say
aahhahahahahaahahahah sooo funnyy
all i have to say is…
DAMN THAT KID CAN THROW THE BALL
Finish Him!!
Face-seeking technology claims another victim…
I don’t see why this is FAIL. We used to do this all the time in soccer to make the other team afraid of us. The nice thing about it is that it’s perfectly legal.
I say PWNED! That asshole got what he deserved for standing so close to the sideline.
Buttpat Fail.
Gay Coach Win.
I love the way he puts his hands over his bollocks but doesn’t think to protect his face … men!
Probably because it’ll hurt more, and the groin is less maneouvrable to dodge. Much good the maneouvrability of his head does this guy, though!
Epic pwn.
The guy was too close to the line, completely his fault. Good work on the thrower for beaning him
Allrighty then. Whosoever saith that soccer is not for gays must himself be gay.
Oh, and by the way, Coach Queer, FAIL
I love the guy shouting “That’s deliberate! That’s deliberate!” over and over.
Hard to believe that none of the crowd saw that coming.
Where is this game? MOT?
its fake!!!!!!!!!!!!
Holy shit, I just found out that kid goes to my school
SOCCER IS FOR PUSSIES!!!!!!!
@ a second there, i thought someone gonna get f*ck…
This is football. The kid in the blue is breaking the rules by standing that close. The kid that taks the throw-in is also breaking the rules because your arms have to stay above your head.
Why do they have chimpanzees to throw the ball?!!
lol 00:37 to 00:40
The guy who got hit is sexy! nice legs.
O_O
i hoe pure joking
O_O
i hoe pure joe king
Score:
Fail: 1.
Win: 1.
the idea of the lenght is to show how hard the guy can throw and how much the hit hurted…..
Yes!
oooo my that video makes me question Mr. Yellowshirts heterosexuality
Notice the ass-tap from the reff
Punishment for rule breaking win.
He had it coming…really. There’s one huge skillsgap in that game ^^ The guy tossing can do a 40-yard toss, but the other guy doesn’t even know that he has to stand 3 yards (that’s what I was told) from the tosser. I really expected them to do the same shit again at the end. *False expectations* cut the length!
does anybody notice the ref molesting that kid? first he straddles him then smacks him in the ass, i think he said “see you in the the locker room, bitch”
he was just there just waiting for the ball, and then this guy flips and beans the guy in the face. total downer to your day.
keep clicking at 18sec. LOLZ
FATALITY + HEADSHOT
DDDDDDDDD
lol 0:48
wats with the majorly piedo coach
It’s FOOTBALL not “soccer” you damn yankee ignorants!!!
*hopes the elevator isn’t going down*
*goes for a ride*
*wonders where this ride is going*
*wonders where this belongs*
*goes along for the ride*
*goes with*
*wheeeeee!*