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Big difference there for sure.
Send me a dozen bottles!
well, if u need the ad down the bottom (gay chubby dating) it’s just tailored to ur demographic
Not surprised it would be advertised here…
1: not big change in size
2: not the same skin color(but that doesnt mean much)
3: advertised on fail blog
(responding to your #2) She pulled a Micheal Jackson (hope she still has her nose)
heh i saw this a while ago
hey wait, she also changed skin color.
Yaaay! Chubby chubby… gulp gulp. No guilt! I’m fine, I swear! I was something else and now I AM something again, only different. Maybe it’s my genes. Or my color. Can I have another one? I am mutant! X-me!
what?
…of that de-tanning solution!
Its the Michael Jackson treatment, M.J. just has been on it for the past 15 years.
Michael Jackson….?
I’m sure that Michael Jackson already bought the entire stock.
maybe if it was the same girl i’d believe it…
BBW?!?!?!
*masturbates*
make that: 2 BBW?!?!?!
Haha! Took me a while to get it, but now you’ve said that I can see the difference.
Are you kidding?
They NEVER use the same person in two before-after pics in ads. NEVAAAAAAAR!!
of course they dont, the producht doesnt work, they just get to fat asses and say their the befores and they get some sleezy ass woman to be the after. why use the real results when there r none!
yeah, they should just have one picture a fat ass cat, and the next a parot
Losing 12 pounds in 2 weeks is good! Doesn’t seem too unhealthy. I don’t get it.
Realistic dieting = marketing fail?
There’s no weight-loss formula I know of that can turn you from a fat black woman to a slightly less fat white woman in 2 days.
comparison win.
Yes, realistic dieting made her switch ethnicities and races. You are so smart.
Ethnicities and races? How has she switched both?
Ethnicity AND race? Wow. Just wow.
Outside of the obvious fail, 12 pounds in 2 weeks isn’t realistic.
punchline fail.
Actually, losing 12 pounds in two weeks is incredibly unhealthy. You should only lose 2 pounds a week. More than that is unhealthy and you’ll probably gain it all back…
Um… like 1 to 2 pounds a week is healthy… 6 or more is not.
12 lbs in 2 weeks is not healthy. The “healthy” rate of weight loss is 1 to 2 lbs a week. If you’re very overweight you’ll probably lose more than that, but it’s still not a healthy goal to set.
Maybe by american standards.
The before pic is a black woman and the after pic is a white woman…thats what their making fun of do you get it now?
Losing 12 pounds in 2 weeks = WIN
Losing 98% of your skin pigmentation = MICHAEL JACKSON FAIL
A) totally NOT the same girl.
B) That’s WAY more than 12 pounds “lost”
This picture was taken from Failblog itself!!!
I think this site offers discounts for failed advertisements, or maybe vendors like to bullet proof their ads here before launching them worldwide.
lol @
“Thanks to Sam and everyone else who sent this in. Now please stop sending it in!”
looks like some people actually pay attention to these ads
Adblocker is a wondrous add-on.
and where does one get this “adblocker”?!?!?!
Mozilla site when you download firefox goto add-ons page.
ad blocker
^ it has a space
also, i still get ads, that failed horribly
Try Adblock plus???
try ignoring them, works for me
Interesting theory….
worked for me too, i just thought this might come in handy
with all those intrusive ads on other sites
Sorry .. it is Adblock Plus.
And its not just a question of ‘ignoring’ its a question of your browser vblocking them from even downloading to your computer so in theory allows for fater webpage loading.
*lends EB a letter ’s’*
…and stingily denies him his superfluous “V”.
*surreptitiously inserts apostrophes*
NoScript is far better than Ad blocker. Although I’m a bit annoyed I’m missing out on all the hilarious failblog ads.
It’s not an issue about ‘ignoring’ as it is ‘try to keep the viruses off my machine’. And there’s no need to have preference between ad blockers and noscript. I use both.
Failblog has ads? *checks Firefox add-on list*
OH! I has Karma Blocker: Uses a “karma” scoring mechanism to block nuisances on the web. Is small & configurable.
Pssh… obviously doesn’t work. There’s no noticable decrease in trolls.
But how do you know Skwerlly Bob can see them?
a myspace for ad blocker? mmmph!
lol little hard to miss the GLARING difference between the overweight black woman and the not as fat but still overweight white woman.
I think the advertiser thought that if they use two pictures of women walking on the beach, we’d assume it’s the same woman.
I think it is a “crop” failure (and not the one the vicar used). Notice the hand the white girl is holding is darker? They just cropped the wrong person and these two chunky munky’s are in a bi-racial lesbian relationship.
*doesn’t masturbate*
EVER?
Just this once
I’m usually continually masturbating but this comment forced me to stop.
*Wants to sit on Loz’s window sill and observe this puzzling human female’s behavior.*
If I pay the fees will someone ship me in a kennel to Belfast?
I applaud your self-control
*does masturbate*
I only see two humans where is the difference?
Steve Colbert, is that you?
I’m surprised that they chose /my/ name to display xD
Seems to have changed her skin colour too. Maybe that’s what Michael Jackson used?
Side effects may include severe reduction in pigmentation….
And a reduction in pigs, straight to mah belly.
*IN BAD SCOTTISH ACCENT* Hey You!! I’m gonna eat your bahbies
Do ya like mah sexy body?
Why, yes!
Oh? *perks*
Yep, I do too! I’d love to scamper all over you wearing vibrating fur mittens.
Well, I’m sorry, Loz, but spiral fractals… just don’t do it for me. I hope we can still be friends, though. Sorry
Well, let’s just say that’s not a potato in my pocket!
Another side effect is an unusually strong attraction to small boys.
Well, at least she got a boyfriend! it may work after all!
or maybe it’s a subliminal racist message implying the white chicks get men, black chicks don’t…
or am i just reading into this waaay too much?
No you’re not
so white ppl really are more likely to get a boyfriend?
Only if they’re “fab”.
I’d call it a “fab” fail frankly….
No, *light-skinned* Black women get boyfriends. Don’t you watch TV?!?!
I lost 12 lbs in 2 weeks, well 12 lbs paint but i lost weight
12 pounds of pigmentation. Who knew it was so heavy!
She went on a melanin-free diet.
That makes sense. Melons are pretty heavy.
They’re mostly water, don’t you know.
Pigment clearly has weight, but a whole 12 pounds?!? Clearly a potato was removed as well.
Pigment clearly has weight, but a whole 12 pounds?!? Clearly a potato was removed as well.
So… 24 pounds and 2 potatoes?
24 pounds of melon and a potato.
at first i was like “what, the fact that the woman has obviously lost way more than 12 pounds…” THEN I noticed the ethnic difference between the two women!!
either I am a case of sight fail, or racial WIN (?)
u mean racial discrimination fail
which is a racial relations win
and makes it hard to ostracise those damn black ppl for being so damn black
racial never wins not even in america
Yes we can
yeah, but i’m not in america, so i say it CAN.
do you think if a cracker takes the stuff they can get blacker?
Cracker? Why not a biscuit? Or maybe some toast? Cookies even?
Does this mean that if you’re already white and you want to lose weight you’re just screwed??
Nah, it still just means you’re fat.
No, if you’re white and you use their product you become invisible.
And then you need an invisible wig.
Or even a visible jig
I don’t get it. It works? She looks slimer.
And whiter?
When you loose weight you loose some color DUH
yes, the white woman does look a bit slimmer than the black one, but i suspect that this is a weight loss product, not an ethnicity loss product
Both! 2 for the price of one
Loss fail.
You meant which? SLIMMER or SLIMIER?
*facepalm*
Ignore, Phaet puts on this act all the time.
Oh and… SHADOW! HI! *pounces*
Oh my god where the hell is the ratings gone to?
I sent this in too… =3
yeah, i sent this in, too. like 2 months ago.
what took so long? and how did they choose who to credit?
Typically, I look at photos about 2 weeks after they are sent (due to the backlog) and then post them on the voting page. It takes another several days to make it to the home page. If a photo is submitted multiple times, I credit the first person to send it in.
I wasn’t planning on posting this one at all, but it was submitted at least 500 times so eventually I gave in and credited whoever happened to send in the version I was currently looking at.
Didn’t want to draw attention to the fail inherent in your ads?
Oh and while you’re here… how about unfailing the comment system?!
What’s wrong with the comment system?
People have been reporting disappearing comments (unrelated to the multiple page aspect).
And also, when the comments exceed 200, the links under ‘recent comments’ no longer work.
The disappearing comments are usually inserted after a few hours, but they are visible in the browser where they were posted instantly.
Maybe a spam/moderation filter become self aware and likes to tease commenters.
And then there is the issue of the repeated comments
The “disappearing comments” probably get stuck in our naughty filter, where they have to manually be approved. We check the filter hourly.
I’ll try to get the “recent comments” bug fixed, though. In the future, feel free to drop me a line at failpictures+contact@gmail.com if something is wonky.
Sometimes the missing (we call them “eaten”) comments are completely clean.. Other times they show up as a double post.
Also, it seems there is a double posting issue when the site hangs up even when you only click the “Add comment” button once.
The naughty filter works in mysterious ways… In the case of the double-posts, are you sure that the commenter isn’t posting twice? I can try to look into it.
I know I didn’t post twice and it still posted twice just a few minutes before posting here. The only oddity was that it hung up for a while.
One of my not naughty comments was eaten about an hour ago
Let me guess… your naughty filter only approves naughty comments, right?
Bingo!
So there *is* a voting page that impacts the homepage! Somebody said something about that and I didn’t know what they were talking about!
Could you please direct me to this wonderful place where our input has an impact on what gets shown here???
*cough* It’s right up at the top there… where it says ‘vote’…
C’mon, Loz…that one is very, very tough. Considering all the voting debacles that happen in this country (assuming he is American), it’s understandable that he’d have difficulty!
Follow the hanging chads.
Are the Chads well-hung??
*is interested in meeting a Chad for friendship and more*
Why hello there pretty lady.
The one I know is. Tall too!
AVIS! Now your mother knows that You Know that Chad is Well Hung! She’s going to question your wanton sexual proclivities with strange men and she’s going to insist on marriage and babies and such.
Mom doesn’t come here. And she would never insist on babies from me. Also, she already questions my wanton sexual proclivities. She thinks most of the guys I’ve dated are strange.
yeah, but he would have to be from florida…
It’s good they used a realistic figure for the right side picture.
But I wouldn’t call it “fab”.
“Realistic” meaning “fat?” That picture is more of a during than an after.
Realistic as in: it’s an attainable figure for someone who’s obese right now.
It’s not a picture of a 19-year old model and fitness instructor. You’d think.
But I LIKE being lied to.
I LOVE your
Landing StripMustache!My landing strip has a little heart at the end of it.
*Perks Up*
Upper End?
Lower End?
Can I See?
*Strikes “Cute Harmless Lil’ Fuzzy Friendly Squirrel Pose #2″*
You should make that your avatar!
Flab to a little less flab
She did get a boyfriend though… or some kind of man. So the diet works! There’s wonderful people waiting for you in their basements, trying to replace a loss in their families and with quite an active sex life of their own. Ask your Vicar for any questions.
Well, at least we know she got an arm… what’s attached to it, if anything, remains to be seen.
For some women, that’s all they need.
A finger here, a finger there….
And don’t forget the stump!
Realistic for “couch potatoes who eat too much but manage to get some activity in their day so they’re not as fat as they could be if they sat on their butts and did nothing.”
A realistic picture would be a 40-year-old at a healthy weight – not skinny, but clearly not overweight either.
LOL. I’m glad they finally gave this one the fail it deserved.
Happy AIDS Day, everybody!
XD It is, isn’t it? How ironic. Maybe you should have put this under the previous fail, though?
Another instance where 2 seconds of thought could have saved a whole boatload of fail.
the 12 pounds obviously came off her @ss. and without a ghetto booty, she’s pretty much white anyway.
She’s a totally different woman now
wow she changed her skin color in 2 weeks, thats amazing…
Wow a diet that makes you go michael jackson and lose weight!!11!
Everyone’s missing the point.
The woman in the red slacks is a lesbian: and there she is in the photo on the right, her dark and lovely limb clasping the fine, porcelain-skinned shaker of her new girlfriend, the one in blue and white.
Ahhh obviously….
I knew that but was avoiding mentioning it and spoiling everyone’s fun. And it’s Photo-Shopped because the backgrounds don’t even match!
Why would the backgrounds have to match on a photo that was supposedly taken 2 weeks later?
*passes out irony supplements*
*schedules another Humo(u)r 101 course*
Taking applications now!
This time you’re including the lab covering the proper technique for handling a shellacked halibut, right?
Oh lord…after that last incident, I certainly am!
I hear that Sarcasm 203 is filling up pretty fast, are you guys registered?
I can’t, I cannot recognize sarcasm in print. But isn’t Loz teaching that one?
I sure hope so, she has much to teach us all.
I’m in no fit state to be teaching sarcasm when people like Skwerlly Bob can’t even pick up on mine!
Some people can’t detect sarcasm unless you use the sarcasm tag. You taught us that in Sarcasm 101.
Sorry, I’ve been distracted.
HINT: Skwerlly Bob is too busy picking up cute girls to cuddle with and acorns to eat. No time to worry about sarcasm; it’s getting cold, Winter’s coming and I’m Hibernating all Fat & Warm this year.
Ooooo, look another nice one over there…..
Get you a crazy one and then you kill 2 birds with one stone.
I might say your comment about the backgrounds not matching was in jest, but just in case: the after picture always has a more attractive background than the before picture. In acne commercials, the before picture is taken without make-up and with no extra light on the subject, but the after picture is of a well lit and make-up covered face.
*takes one of dragonwriter’s irony supplements, just to be safe*
Wow, SO many things wrong here. Here’s the top two:
A) skin color of course,
B) there’s no way that’s a mere 12 pounds of weight loss.
liar x 3…change everything..
The girl on the right is actually VERY thin, it’s just the horizontal stripes making her look a bit chubby.
72 comments and not one’s about the spelling fail in the caption?
It’s because you’re a noob
there is no spelling mistake. its AMERICAN
(i know, they confuse me too)
American? What is this language you speak of?!
British??
British?! Why have I never heard of these languages?!
*is british*
Beats me…i’ve never heard english myself but am surrounded by pluent “plymouvian” and i still dont know what the heck it is…-.-’
“Failblog Advertizing Fail” <<< Spelling FAIL!
OK, now you’re happy? NO? I didn’t think so! I don’t think you’ll ever be happy. Why do I continue to put up with your constant negativity? HUH? TELL ME!
{[( ADVERTISEMENT: All Skwerlly Bob Comments Proudly Use FIREFOX United States English Spell-checking Dictionary Add-on for ackurracey )]}
You are lol
Oh my god, you dumbass, you spelt ‘accuracy’ wrong!
OK, Mookie pay Up!
I hooked LOZ and reeled her ashore in under 3 minutes! LOL!
Okay, own up, who stole Bob’s sarcasm-detector?!
*hands bukkit*
Why, do you happen to know where is the remote for that?
I don’t know, it’s probably stuck on a board outside his house.
Hell, I’ve seen you say that to folks in all seriousness before, Loz. Completely understandable mistake on Skwerrly’s part!
*grin*
Oh come on, I’ve never been that rude!
I thought the level of rudeness would be enough to indicate my sarcasm.
Ah well, I’m consoled by the fact that my attempt to act like an irony-deficient troll failed!
*Nudges iron supplement coated walnuts and pecans towards Loz*
Lick my nuts Loz!
Damnit! *wipes coffee off monitor* thanks Skwerlly
.
I knew you were being saracstic but you forgot to use the sarcasm denoter again
You can’t listen to Bob – he’s nuts!
NUTS?!?!
*Scampers up*
*Cute Begging Squirrel Position #17*
IT’S GONE! My Sarcasm-detector 3000!
DAMN! It was there on the table while I hanging the curtains in the kitchen and I slipped off of the ladder. I had just figured it flew under the stove!
So you think some bastard stole it, hmmm? Gosh I hope they weren’t video taping me. I was nude.
Oh! Thanks for the bukkit! My butt hurts, it’ll come in handy! *sits*
Nice recovery! 10/10
Me? 10 of 10? From Loz?
*shocked squirrel face #2*
*faints and falls out of tree*
Luckily, I landed on one of the Bikini Girls, [Eeww, Eeww, Eeww!
I shall never forgive you Fluffy! Eeww, Eeww, Eeww, Eeww!]
Sorry. I needed it for parts. The Innuendo 3000 needed a few repairs.
Yeah, you bastard, I found out.
Here, *hands stinky bukkit over,* return this to Loz, it was just gas!
OH!
Loz,
“Oh my god, you dumbass, you spelt ‘accuracy’ wrong!”
You SPELLED “spelt” right, BUT “Spelt (Triticum spelta) is a hexaploid species of wheat.”
Yeah, this spelt wheat business is brought up very frequently on failblog.
I don’t really know why…
Duh! Is it because you keep spelling “spelled” as “spelt” or is it another one of the BRITISH Style word usage anachronisms we’re forced to put up with if we wanna be yer friend?
Spelt is a perfectly acceptable past tense spelling of “spell”. Just like we say “dealt” instead of “dealed”.
Yeah, both spellings are used on both sides of the Atlantic.
Thanks dragon… I don’t know what Skwerlly’s problem is today…
Husht! You spoilt all my funt!
I hadt almost harasst Loz into acceptance of U.S. Spelling. Grrrrt!
I can see you dealt with this spelt problem with nary a welt.
Appears to be the Micheal Jackson diet!!
*can’t stop looking at that ass*
Seriously, how can ANYONE let themself get that big?
It’s a tumour… it has to be a tumour…
No. She is just pregnant in a weird way.
Sure.. Pregnant in a weird way.. Like with a whale, perhaps.
Twin whales maybe.
Maybe it’s a potato?
More exactly, Mr. Potato his whole family and his car.
Win?…that’s gotta be an achievement somewhere…
Bleep Bloop
You can’t park that here!
Achievement unlocked
where do live in a land far far away with no TV it’s america everything is bigger cars houses and asses
This sounds like the opening song for a very strange cartoon.
Loz, that’s nothing. Check out THIS (click name).
Also, THIS!
Mookie, please do not expose us to these medicines for ejaculatio praecox and priapism.
An overdose may cause impotence in healthy men!
You’ll be fine as long as you don’t have it with the viagra ice cream.
In fact I think I am somewhat intoxicated.
If only I had those pictures of you promised long ago, I could use them as antidote to recover my healthy dirty thoughts.
oooo are we showing pictures of fatasses? Click my name! Notice their very small feet.
Imagine the psi on those feet!
Eeww, Eeww, Eeww!
I shall never forgive you Mookie!
Eeww, Eeww, Eeww, Eeww!
Your’s are worse that Fluffy’s!
Must be somewhat similar to that of my cat Kira… She happens to be built very small and chubby with tiny paws. She’s also the lapcat of the bunch. My brother won’t even let her jump on him after she stepped on a ’sensitive’ place.
Eeww, Eeww, Eeww!
I shall never forgive you Fluffy! Eeww, Eeww, Eeww, Eeww!
Where’s Avis? She had the eye bleach last.
*faints*
*hands over the bleach*
Be careful though, repeated use can lead to ineffectiveness.
*refuses to click on Fluffy’s name because of Bob and Dragons reactions*
The “Paying Attn. & Being Wise” Award goes to…… AVIS!
PS: Pass the Brain Bleach too, my Mind’s Eye was corrupted as well!
Umm… I’m out of brain bleach. Yeah, um… my MOTHER rick-rolled me yesterday and it took all of the bleach to get over it. I’m planning something devious for her to get her back.
EESH! I’ve heard of multiple chins but… multiple bellies?!
Avis, photoshop your head on one of these huge bodies and then send it to her labeled;
“Look Mommy, Ive Lost Weight!”
or
“I’ve given up on guys and I’m dating the girl on the left.”
Avis, photoshop your head on one of these huge bodies and then send it to her labeled;
“Look Mommy, I’ve Lost Weight!”
or
“I’ve given up on guys and I’m dating the girl on the left.”
Pick a fold and f*ck it!
Roll her in flour and go for the wet spot!
Bob, I just read that, I laughed so hard I hurt myself!!
Unfortunately, she lives in the building next to mine, so she knows what my weight is. She never lets me forget it either.
As for the dating thing, she knows me better than that!
*bows*
They look like ice cream cones of human flesh. Oh well, there’s nothing like being comfortable with your own body I suppose.
EW! That’s truly disgusting.
Kinda puts ol’ fat ass in a different category, doesn’t it?
Puts an end to those your mama is so fat jokes
No it doesn’t, it spawns new ones.
For example, ‘yo momma’s so fat her stomach hangs between her knees when she sits down’.
Are you sure that’s her stomach??? It could be so many different parts…
…do you think she waxes or shaves it?
*ews*
*shudders*
Eeww, Eeww, Eeww! Do you think she could even FIND it?
She might be able to spot it at a distance… I doubt she could reach it though…
I think the wind flaps the hair away.
It’s a chin, I’m sure of it.
Of course it’s her stomach. It’s the latest fashion, exposing your belly button.
That turns fuzz into cheese.
When did the mumu become the new belly shirt???
There has to come a point where skin simply isn’t a tensile enough substance to hold back all that … mass.
You should have labeled that NSFW or NSDE.
(Not Safe During Eating, I was in the middle of lunch)
Ah, I was “one of those” who submitted this a long time ago. I thought it wasn’t posted due to, um, “business practice interests.” But, this FAIL did get posted AFTER the ad stopped running. I wonder why…
that’s the one I noticed! -speed fail-
wow. a diet that can not only make you lose very little weight, but changes your color too?!? tell me how!!
Did you see that “Engrish” up there?
It’s a link to Failblog’s sister site, Engrish Funny. It’s at the top of this page, too.
Ah, so thats how Michael Jackson did it! >.>
dayem women you hawt
I sent this in, like, a month ago.
I figured it would never run, since it was right there on Failblog.org
So hey, a little late but wooh!
side effects may include whiteness
I say its a WIN for the black lady…but when they said fabulous..wtf did they mean? both of them were beached wales!
lol also turns a black chick into a white chick>?
lol. im fairly new to failblog and i thought that ad just had something to do with failblog. didn’t realize it was actually an ad…
I am proud to be one of the many people who sent this in!
This advertising fail has a Fail for failing to spell “Advertising”.
I DEFINITLEY believe that it would work because this ad
haha i sent this one in.
ethnicity fail much?
XD I love how this screenshot leaves enough of the background to show that this fail is FROM failblog.
Hehe, I sent this one in two… One of my favorites.
Ha, I remember screenshotting that, and I sent it to failblog. Haha.
BAHAHA i sent this in ^_^
Interestingly, both women seem to be about the same size. I didn’t notice the skin colour difference at first (might be a bad fake tan that washed off?), just that one woman is wearing a stripey shirt with sleeves and jeans vs a sleeveless top and spandex pants. The stripes, sleeves and jeans give the impression of a smaller person, though it’s really an optical illusion.
The angles used in the photo further the optical illusion. In the before pic, she’s in a profile shot, whereas the after is more like a 3/4s-over-head view.
Hmmm… concise 1st post fail?
-1 for an obnoxiously long comment
lol I sent this one in too, wasnt on this website though. I think it was a google ad when I saw it.
It would be funnier if it was an obese (ugly) White woman who
became a skinny (beautiful) Black woman.
Like, Rosie O’Donnel becomes Rihanna in two weeks.
…
omg i saw that same adverisement and i tried to post it a while back but i couldnt
dammit. saw this one too and i was gona post it. this was on failblog right?
Those were obviously two different people. just look at their skin color.
hehe i sent this in too
thats definitely a fat black lady in the before and a little bit less fat white lady in the after. michael jackson used this
I sent this in too! But wait which is the fail? Skin color or losing like no weight?
For a second I didn’t see anything wrong with it. Weird.
Failbuckets. The after picture is still a fatass anyway.
I’ve seen this ad a couple of tons and thought “WTF fail”
it was only a matter of time before it ended up on here xD
The ones above me fail…
carn kid
I’d like to be purple with green spots please
Not only is it a) a black chick and a white chick but b) that is more than twelve pounds and c) flab to fab? She still doesn’t look fab. 40 more pounds to go at least.
I think Michael Jackeson drink that thing?
ops, typo
I think that’s her hand in the “after” picture… X-p
no difference at all… you are still fat
also read how she went from black to white
Warning, side effects may include epidermal dis-coloration
She had on lots of tanning oil!
“Not only did I lose my flab, but also lost my skin color and my odd cravings for fried chicken and pop soda”
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Well heres the whole deal
damn it T_T