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Renee Magritte strikes again!
Art references are full of win.
“Renee Magritte strikes again!”
That was not an art reference.
This is not a FAIL.
Risen from the dead? :-O
I don’t see this as artwork so much as a rare, visible merging of two alternate universes.
Ce n’est pas un entrance?
Je t’adore. *slam* Merci.
Les hommes qui ont fait cette chose ratés.
Je rate…ce doit être “ratent.”
Je ne pourrais pas être plus d’accord avec toi.
*rires*
Hah! We should use that more often!
darn it
if i could speak french, i would join!
*munches on freedom fries*
I don’t speak yer gosh darn foreign languages grumble grumble
You are though.
No matter what language you speak, you’re speaking a language that is foreign to somebody else.
Wise words from pob!
cordon bleu
Gordon Brown.
Gordon Blue?
une entrée*
Ceci n’est pas une entrée.
Ceecee and Essie pass one entree!
Now they have to make a new logo for Google: Not a search engine.
Entrance: $134
Entrance not included.
Entrance ><Not an Entrance . WHAT ?
I am entranced by this fail.
These guys just keep them come in.
*shakes EGG* You’re delirious, man! Snap out of it! Oh, no, you didn’t eat those mushrooms from the last fail, did you???
This isn’t the entrance we’re looking for.
Your Jedi mind tricks do not work on me, Skywalker!
These guys just keep them come in!
*joins Mookie in shaking EGG*
Чи є українська яйце?
Why??!!!
*shakes fists*
Uh oh, EGG is scrambled. *weeps*
Now now…don’t coddle him.
No, no… it’s ok…
*coddles*
Not again!!!!
*Boils over*
EGG, please take that activity to the basement where it belongs!
*follows with a videocamera and a pocketful of shrooms*
Heh heh heh…
*calls the dog*
I’m glad you noticed i can do certain things more than once…
Sadly, I thought eggs only got laid once and only got hard once.
*ROFFLE*
Good one, Mookie!
Well, i’m an EGG 2.0… i change clothes, make lame jokes, and.. much more.
I must confess, I find the Groucho EGG strangely erotic…
I like it when he says “Ngah!”
Makes me think of that Dave Chapelle sketch: “Nyah, see, doity coppers can’t catch me, see!”
I won’t change then… If this is what you want, this is what you’ll get.
*smooch*
*Brings 2 Vodka martinis*
To be continued…
…only 2?
*pouts*
Say the secret word and win…
I don’t think we’re invited to this party.
*leads Katy out of the thread*
*a little later* Oye, huevos grandes! *faints*
Oh dear, he coddled, scrambled, AND boiled Mookie!
Nah…she just rolled over easy.
And taught her some Spanish!
He sure gave me the high hard one! Looks like I was an easy lay…
He’s looking a little shell-shocked.
That’s because she lay with her sunny side up.
*Hands Mookie a towel*
I believe you have some egg white in your hair still.
Is this the most bizarre thread on Failblog?
Bff…if you can’t play, then please stop interrupting the pun-runs.
It’s very eggzasperating.
It would be… if Non-seq had posted one time or thrice in it.
Loufail, don’t screw the poach.
I can’t think of any yolks!
Ok, AA. I am chalazaing “I won’t screw pun runs anymore” 100 times on the blackboard
Roe roe roe your boat, gently down the stream…
You people must be followers of the religion of eggnosticism, never have I seen a peope more devoted to egg puns. And lou should be eggscommunicated, without a chance to eggsplain himself.
Two vodka martinis and she’s fried.
*slowly appoaches*
innie or outie?
She strikes again!
*facepalm*
*palmtree*
*treeface*
*treehouse*
*housework*
*workroom*
*roommate*
*matemagician*
(It was either that or maternity…)
*roomservice*
*servicemen*
*menopause*
*menostop*
*stopgap*
*gapeseed*
*seedpod*
*podcast*
*castoff*
*podpeople*
*offshoot*
(sorry ’bout that)
*shootout*
*outlaw*
lawyer
*high five*
yermom!
sorry for ruining the *momentum*
*momentum*
moment
*tumbleweed*
*tumbles*
Dammit.
*tummyache*
acreage
*ageold*
*Acheron*
*oldstyle*
*stylesheet*
*sheetcake*
*sheetmusic*
damn!
*cakeknife*
*siccatives*
Damn again!
*knifeblock*
*blockbuster*
*steroids*
*oidium*
*’roidrage*
*ageless*
*essential*
*alimony*
*nylon*
*longest*
*stooge*
*gestation*
*generous*
sigh
*onerous*
*stationmaster*
*masturbates* WIN!
*testicles* Heeee!
*lesbian* Loz!
*Ian Holm* Bilbo!
*olmsted* Margie!
*steadfast*
bringing us back on track
*Stedman* Graham!
(Well, pfft! Fine, then!
)
^I blame the wine.
*Ed DeBevic*
*mangina*
Sigh
*Manilow* Pllbbbt!
*gives up*
*batesian mimicry*
*meme cry*
*is not a lesbian*
I swing both ways, just FYI
*thinks Loz is MUCH more interesting*
That’s cool Loz! I’ve ALWAYS swung both ways as well.
Up & Down, Up & Down, Up & Down, Up & Down… for hours upon end, day & night, at school, on playgrounds, even on picnics!
* crybaby *
mendacity
mend a village
It takes a village to accidenty a child.
Mookie Dear,
Excuse me, but what the hell is THAT on yer head??
Love & Confusion, Skwerlly Bob
hah! Check me out NOW!
“She got her looks from her father…he’s a plastic surgeon!”
Just kidding. You look faboo, if a tad groucho-y!
She said she had a “landing strip.”
But I didn’t envision it being above THOSE LIPS!
*eyes tear from withheld laughter*
*workmasterbate*
Hey there!
We I missed your incomparable randomness!*pudding bukkits* That was supposed to be a [/strike] in the second pair of brackets, not a [/i].
Oh dear
HTML problems?
Nope, slow Spork problems. And itchy “Add comment” button finger.
You should get some cream for that.
Or scratch that itch. And it is /strike on my browser.
That’s the door for the oxymorons.
It’s supposed to be a little bigger.
*golf clap*
*goes golfing*
*goes mini golfing*
*Goes golfing mini*
*drives a mini Golf*
*putts around*
who shit on all the coats?!?
Why is Ron Howard commenting here?!?
Because Arnold’s closed down.
And the show jumped the shark!
Groucho Mooks!
Can you see it????
Of course, do you think I’m psychic?
*stifles an unseemly snort of laughter*
The question, she was rhetorical.
Questions have gender?
Mookie was refering to The Question, a DC Comics character.
Mooko Marx
Potsie, Potsie, Potsie…
Im in a state of failshock.
I took that same exact picture last tuesday.
At the same observatory no less!!!!
*ANGER
is that griffith observatory?
Me too! In October.
You have to solve a riddle to gain entry? That Sphinx!
e.g., “When is a door not a door?”
when it’s ajar! I win!
And your prize is… another putz. Take two, they’re small.
“What did you get when triple sekhmet tequila?”
*head explodes*
*screams*
*head explodes*
Ooo, twice within the span of a minute. That’s impressive.
I can’t pronounce the name, but the doctor gave me some salve that cleared it right up.
Dammit…where’s my Admiral? He always gets my catty jokes.
Is 1:30 pm too early for a margarita?
*hugs Mookie*
THANK you!
*hugs back* So, do I get my drinkie now? *pants, begs*
Not until you gimme back my pants!
Oops – here. Nice gams, btw!
*hands Mookie a margarita*
Oh, I got it, I just didn’t want to mar(garita) the innocence of this thread so far.
D@mn refresh button….
I hope this does not result in a deNileof my pun privileges.
Ooh, I’m so glad you consider punning with me a Luxory rather than a chore.
As pharaohs I’m concerned, it’s a pleasure.
If you two keep this up I’m going to be scarab for life!
We’ll be happy to give an ankh-or performance.
You Giza be the death of me!
I’d Hathor we all just have fun on the pun-run!
Dragon, I must say you’re my favorite pyramid all the other pun-runners.
eventually they’ll have to cart(ouche) me away!
(please forgive my spelling!)
Aww.
*hugs katy*
Avis, I canopic-ture you buckling under the challenge!
Isis ‘pose we’ll just have to wait and see.
Don’t just straddle the faience! Take a side!
We seem to have a love of a pun pursuit ankhamun.
Y’know, Anubis would happen sooner or later.
You Nut. I Thoth you had gone already.
Admiral…that’s better than having a Tutenkhamen!
*sings the Hallelujah Horus*
You sure caught my Aten-tion.
A good pun run is the Bast way to while away my time.
Ibis wondering, how long do you think we can keep this up?
I dunno, but I’m gonna go watch “A Streetcar Named Desire.”
*STELAAAAAAAAAAAAAE!*
Hang on a Sekh(met) and I’ll come too.
*hic*
I may have had a lil.. a lill… a wee bit too much wine… what do you sphinx?
*hic*
I don’t think it’s Set-ting too well with you, Avis.
Ushebti ashamed of yourselves…you’re starting to repeat the puns!
Dragon I just looked back and I Carnak find where I repeated myself!
I cannot Abydos by this pun run any longer, it’s driving me Khufu.
Avis…look at the very first comment on this pun-thread.
You should Nefer(titi) doubt me!
…Okay, that’s not true.
*droops*
Any more of that wine?
I hate missing a good pun run but I was busy watching Shoshenq Redemption.
I remain in deNile.
*pours wine*
(That one’s been used, too! :p)
I believe it was what the Admiral said to begin this thread in the first place…you r’Apophis “Sphinx”!
*refreshes*
Whoa, what did I miss? I Thoth I was replying to Avis waaaay back there!!
*facepalm*
That’s it. I’m declaring this pun-run dead.
*entombs*
Thick as Thebes we are!
Curses!
Aww, Aunt Flo???
I once told a boyfriend that I wouldn’t be going out that night because of Aunt Flo and he thought I was talking about a person. I had to explain to him what I really meant.
*checks urbandictionary*
Pfff, what an idiot!
And there I was, trying to not gross him out too much. Ah, well.
So what did you say? “When a girl becomes a woman…”?
*sings* Girl, you’ll be a woman…soon…
♫♫ Soon, you’ll need a man ♫♫
I ended up telling him point blank that my monthly was going to keep me from partaking of that evenings festivities. I heard a pause, then a gulp, then he said… ok…. I’ll talk to you later then. I actually thought it was funny.
You get very drunk and fly to Egypt to study Spanish.
^– Reference WIN. You are now General Five Stars Apparent.
Hee!
You’re a little late, but…
*hug*
You know I have to work on your replies.
That’s probably the best compliment I’ve ever received.
You might want to hold on to your socks…!
*grin*
Nor is it a box.
私は、セイウチです！
coo coo ca choo.
Gesundheit.
YOU are the eggman?
Uh oh, I hope EGG didn’t send in his credit card number.
Expiration date…
Anybody said coo coo ca choo?
^– First line: WIN. Second line: FAIL.
First Sentence: Thanks.
Second sentence: Thank God i don’t care about your opinion!
.
P.S.- You don’t need to do the “^-”; it’s already implied with the nesting system.
First Sentence: You’re welcome.
Second sentence: HAHAHA!
Postscript: I do that for stress.
Don’t you dare FAIL my EGG!
*Hugs slightly inappropriately*
*enjoys hug slightly disproportionately*
Oh no he din’t!
Not even slightly?
Not you, sweets. The one who impugned you.
That’s what she said.
Ми всі живемо в жовтий підводного човна …
I think you might like it better on the ICHC comment boards.
Just sayin’.
This is at the Griffith Park Observatory. I have the same picture on my camera.
Me too… I took the exact same picture, with this site in mind.
RAVE
RANT
ROAR
RAWR
Look, ICHC language really isn’t needed here. Please refrain from using it.
LAWYER
SOLICITOR
JOHN
Oooh, honey, wrong profession. Unless you mean to imply that all lawyers are whores…. hmmm…
*innocent look*
*looks askance*
I’m confused.
Is this one of those mindbenders? Ex.
“The statement below is true.
The statement above is false.”?
Here, have my Mobius Strip.
Sure. *takes* Hey, did M. C. Escher draw on this? The water’s flowing up!
Yes, and if you’ll ascend down these stairs…
Glee becoming glum?
M. C. Escher, that’s my favorite MC.
Touch the no-touch doorbell without touching it.
*reads between the lines*
yeah, it is kinda like having a post on failblog.org that is labeled “WIN”
thats crap
No, it’s a contradiction of signs.
Kinda like a Gemini?
Or the book of Revelation
Or is it?
More like Common Sense Fail, since “not an entrance” is written on a non-opening window.
Maybe they just left the “D “ out?
“NOT AN END TRANCE”
Hmm, there is only one problem with your theory. WTF is an “end trance?”
*thinks, [this is so easy!], and wonders seriously about you humans*
END TRANCE = The irreversible trance that evil sorcerer puts you in, that will subsequently and surely result in the end of your miserable life. Depending upon the trance this may happen immediately or after years of intervening suffering on your part. Differs from the average trance in that a large sign MUST be prominently posted by the evil sorcerer in the vicinity prior to its execution.
Yes, but why would he WANT to put a sign up? Wouldn’t the average variety trance be more effective in striking terror into his non-evil human victims should they BELIEVE it is an End Trance?
This way there’s an earlier emotional impact; you know they could be lying and that it could indeed be an End Trance.
The sheer doubt is enough to drive some people insane.
It’s like a slap bet that doesn’t happen right there. You know one of your friends is going to slap you when you lose it, but you don’t know exactly when and expect it at every passing second…
It ends up more satisfying than the slap itself for the winner of the bet!
*saves Squwerlly from the… whatever they are* *puts Squwerlly in a nice, cozy nest box, feeds nuts*
*curls up in nice lil box with full tummy*
*enjoys watching Mookie prance around the room nekky*
You’re nekkid, Mookie??
Um…would you like my pants back?
Also, Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!
Thanks for saving me, they were kinda scary like the nerdy loser guys in the Alltel commercial.
*perks up* Mmmmm, nice coconuts!
now, that’s a predicament, i could be stuck looking at those signs for months before i decided wether it’s really an entrance, or not an entrance…
It’s like a logic puzzle
k-k-k-katy and Gladiator, go live your lifes!
Live yours.
You caught me! I was indeed in my zombie mode once again.
Not a comment.
(Sorry, had to. Please don’t scootch away!)
*scoooooooooooooootch*
Yikes! I think you accidenty ran over my foot, Dragon!
*scooooooooooooooooootch*
Scootch and water? With a twist?
On the rocks. With a fandango.
And a *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE!* of lemon, please.
Completely unrelated to anything so far… TLC”s shows about the super morbidly obese are incredibly disturbing. This one guy was eating 3,500 calories… for breakfast! I have no words.
36,902 calories a day. Oh. My. God.
That’s about as many calories as I eat in 3-4 weeks.
I eat MAYBE 1,200 a day. At that rate this guy is eating enough in one day to feed me for just over 30 days. I repeat. Oh. My. God.
*suddenly feels a lot better about his weight*
It’s all a matter of perspective. I couldn’t stop watching the show. It was like a train wreck. All things considered, I feel a lot better about my own weight too.
Was this one of those guys who is so fat he’s bedridden, and yet his friends and relatives still bring him massive quantities of food?
I’ve seen shows like that. This guy was crane-lifted out of his house and had that stomach-reducing operation and yet his family kept on bringing him fast food, and feeding their 2 year old a big mac.
If that happened in the UK it’d be all over the news, sadly it seems pretty normal in America.
Until such time as someone sees fit to add another comment, this comment will be last.
Until the Large Hadron Collider Destroys the Earth, there can be NO “Last Comment!”
Plllbbbbbt.
*grins*
;
I came, I saw, I left.
Veni, vidi, vacate?
Kwa-zaang!
Griffith Park Obsesrvatory non entrance
Contradiction/ Not a contradiction.
FAIL.
Is this Schrodinger’s work?
Yeah right! I guess…
LOL, got a pic of the same thing at the Griffith Park Observatory!
This entrance is not an entrance, I will not buy it.
Haha, I was there today and took a picture of it too!
its photoshoped
I think this is at the Griffith Observatory in LA!
Sorry, didn’t read everyone else’s posts first…
This is at the Griffith Observatory in LA . Every door says “entrance” but for security some of the doors are kept locked. Rather than destroying the art deco signage, they just added removable signs. Still looks rather silly.
dumbo
That entrance is a spy