Comments on: Employee Fail

By: Crazed Gunman

Crazed Gunman — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 06:13:59 +0000

“Get to work you little bastards! We even have a sign up, so you better move those shovels!”

By: 2Big4U

2Big4U — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 02:36:54 +0000

Imlastone

By: troll king

troll king — Fri, 01 May 2009 19:30:44 +0000

what wit??

By: drowning

drowning — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 19:29:44 +0000

By: 3peterk

3peterk — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 20:37:07 +0000

WIN! Totally!

By: Stumps

Stumps — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 18:37:39 +0000

Very impressive that you knew that. The construction portion refers to when they were building the “Kids at work” next door.

By: Cheryl

Cheryl — Sat, 06 Dec 2008 18:34:34 +0000

This picture is from when they were building a day care called “Kids at work” when I was looking for the day care I found this sign and took a picture of it because I thought it was funny, I didn’t know it was the name of the day care.

By: Marx1

Marx1 — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 00:39:48 +0000

This is the DUI Checkpoint trailer for the Contra Costa County Sheriff department.

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:27:04 +0000

Mike Jones??? What about Davy Jones

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 08:19:20 +0000

WARNING! ALL WIT WILL BE MET WITH A BARRAGE OF TROLLS.

By: emygirl

emygirl — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 07:23:54 +0000

Ooh, I like the new avatar! I might have to change my kitty. Perhaps a Groucho Marx kitty, would that be acceptable?

By: emygirl

emygirl — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 07:22:41 +0000

*Tips cat*

By: Malfeasant

Malfeasant — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 03:16:55 +0000

so that’s what my mom meant…

By: Malfeasant

Malfeasant — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 03:14:56 +0000

something about a 15-inch hawaiian…

By: Malfeasant

Malfeasant — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 03:13:19 +0000

maybe you should try to limit your postings to a more reasonable frequency, like maybe under 4000 per day or something like that

By: noodleguy

noodleguy — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 00:11:15 +0000

I know, it’s happened to me like over 9000 times now!!!

By: emygirl

emygirl — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 00:06:48 +0000

You mean “knocking on my carton”, right? Surely, EGGs don’t have doors, unless they are referring to the refrigerator door.
Hey, can you make a Marilyn Monroe EGG? I’d love to see you in that white dress, with a blonde wig, and red lips, standing over an air vent. That would be the best EGG ever.

By: Skwerlly Bob

Skwerlly Bob — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 20:54:22 +0000

*Bows*
Thank You Kind Lady!
Another Please?

By: titaniumspork19

titaniumspork19 — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 19:56:57 +0000

It’s your turn to have them eaten by the Failblog monster. I had it a few weeks ago, and Blue2th and some others had it recently.

By: titaniumspork19

titaniumspork19 — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 19:43:20 +0000

Wow.
Well, that answers one of my questions: there is no upper limit on word count in these comments, or if there is, it’s very, very high.

By: ErickB

ErickB — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 18:56:42 +0000

*surges*

By: megamelonman

megamelonman — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 18:52:06 +0000

Yup, as I walk along the highstreet all I see are shops, shops, shops…

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 17:38:21 +0000

*sends some snow to ErickB*

By: Dragonwriter

Dragonwriter — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 17:35:44 +0000

*hic!*

By: Malfeasant

Malfeasant — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 16:43:26 +0000

speak for yourself

By: BuzzKill

BuzzKill — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 16:42:32 +0000

The trailer is from the Contra Costa County Sheriff’s Office. Kids at Work is a childcare program for the children of Contra Costa County employees. I’m not exactly sure what the construction portion of the sign refers to, but I’m guessing it has to do with construction.

By: Malfeasant

Malfeasant — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 16:39:16 +0000

if only…

By: Malfeasant

Malfeasant — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 16:37:21 +0000

i’d rather not… look at them i mean… they give me nightmares

By: k-k-k-katy

k-k-k-katy — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 14:48:24 +0000

Uh oh, I think that was the handkerchief that GladIWokeUp was using to cover his naughty bits with! O.o Give it back, quick!

By: EGG

EGG — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 14:29:39 +0000

Why thank you! I’m expecting 1950’s Hollywood Studios to come knocking on my door any minute now.

By: Mookie

Mookie — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 14:27:18 +0000

Meh, you’re new to this. You’ll get over it, believe me.

By: EGG

EGG — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 14:25:20 +0000

/standing ovation on

By: EGG

EGG — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 14:16:23 +0000

Here.
*Hands handkerchief*

By: Mikey D

Mikey D — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 13:30:37 +0000

That second ‘haphazard’ should have been ‘precarious’ by the way. The words are spelt so similar I got confused.

By: Mikey D

Mikey D — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 13:29:04 +0000

I prefer the idea of driving around in a van in a haphazard fashion, one person leaning out the van in a haphazard fashion with a giant butterfly net to scoop up work-children.

By: k-k-k-katy

k-k-k-katy — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 13:23:25 +0000

*commiserates with emygirl*
It’s hard to have a drink with a baby. I have a 2 month old, and got intoxicated one night while she was with a sitter, and then felt like a HORRIBLE mom when I got back home.
*sigh*

By: scotteh

scotteh — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 13:21:18 +0000

The name is self explanatory, but it is also a character from Family Guy.

By: k-k-k-katy

k-k-k-katy — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 13:18:01 +0000

*adapts mouse voice*
Leave the sewing to the women!

By: fluffy the fish

fluffy the fish — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 12:44:42 +0000

*voice cracks* can I have one, too?

By: ErickB

ErickB — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 11:35:36 +0000

*cracks a cold one* passes it Crow*

By: ErickB

ErickB — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 11:30:27 +0000

Well hopefully he will be back after the holiday weekend. and LB too.

By: ErickB

ErickB — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 11:26:02 +0000

No snow here yet Damn desert! *shakes fist at desert*

By: ErickB

ErickB — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 11:22:19 +0000

*hitches*

By: emygirl

emygirl — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 11:21:26 +0000

I often frighten others as well as myself. Crow, would you like to be involved in the master plan?

By: Mookie

Mookie — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 11:19:24 +0000

Crap. They’re all too small. And now I’m talking to myself.

By: AsTheCrowFlies

AsTheCrowFlies — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 11:18:37 +0000

Dragon drinks the wines.

By: Mookie

Mookie — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 11:15:11 +0000

Crows may, however.

By: Mookie

Mookie — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 11:14:18 +0000

Suttee burns the wives.

By: AsTheCrowFlies

AsTheCrowFlies — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 11:14:07 +0000

Are you thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?

By: emygirl

emygirl — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 11:13:14 +0000

Back in the old days, (you know, before those meddling kids came along) I preferred citrus-flavored tequila with orange juice mixed in, hawaiian punch, and and a lemon wedge on the side. That was only when I didn’t have work the next day, and I didn’t care about getting an extreme hangover. These days, it’s just a bit of wine after the baby falls asleep. *Sigh* How the times have changed.