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first!
o.O Where did you come from?! I swear gtfelix’s comment was first for at least a few hours before this showed up!
I agree. It’s a white devil conspiracy to keep the failblog down.
So THAT’S who broke the space-time continuum this time.
Well that explains my nightmare about highschool today.
Getafix? Has that tiny village of Gauls still not given in to the Romans?
Asterix the Gaul FTW!
THE SPORKS PICK ON ME AT NIGHT….AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (O
And how do you feel about your ignorance in using the correct “reply to this comment” link?
fantastic
The cake is just for show and most likely a rental.
the hall will just cut a sheet cake and fake it.
I guess that’s better than cutting the cheese and faking it.
Fail blog Fail: Fondant isn’t cake. It’s for show. Actual Fondant cakes don’t have edible cake in them.
FAIL!
the cake IS a lie i guess…..
first to reply to the ‘first’ comment
I hate it when people do that.
first comment not included
Money not included in payment.
Witty chain not included.
Indeed, please try again.
um scuse me they’re sellin’ the orchids not the cake :] so failblog FAILS!
*spritz*
*orders guards to gun down rose*
that’s not very nice? besides guns can’t pierce my evil flesh :]
Yeah, no guns, bff. It sends the totally wrong message.
Then how am I supposed to get rid of the damn trolls?!
Brains over brawn, of course.
Hm. We may have to review YOUR membership in FailMENSA if you have forgotten one of the most fundamental rules in troll-baiting and removal!
What was I thinking?!
Time for some ironic wit, I think!
*readies pen and clipboard*
*waits expectantly*
*Locks away rose 6000 feet underground, behind 2,000,000 titanium locked double – doors and fills troll cage with posionous gas*
*And sets off missile*
The missile was a little overkille BFF. I’m sorry.
Just an overdose of weed-be-gone would have sufficed.
Or even the introduction of a handful of aphids.
Overkille? What is this, medieval Britain?
Tis Medievale Englande.
Hey, I get some leeway, I am still fighting that cold you gave me in my dream damnit! The meds insert extraneous letters.
Teehee, I’m writing a paper on medieval stonemasonry and some of the records are so funny to read, “Howbeit such as be latelie builded are commonlie either of bricke or hard stone”. Makes me laugh imagining them talking like that.
I come over and help you feel better, I can insert a-z.
*looks forward to m and q*
bondfan likes to think he is the boss around here… boss of the failblog, that’s something to be proud of i guess
you people have no lives.
k-k-k-k-kills r-r-r-r-rose
Guns and Roses?
Do you know where you are? You’re in the jungle, baby! You’re gonna diiiiiiiiie!!!!
But It says White Fondant CAKE with Orchids. So YOU, sir, fail.
The cake is a lie.
Replying to the first comment is a lame way to stay on top!
Hypocrite!
You called?
Hello, Pot? This is Kettle…
Hallo K-K-K-Kettle.
Product for white people only. Add your kkk membership number for discount..
Is it 0% off?
It’s NOT kkk. It’s from an old, old song.
You’re the only g-g-g-girl that I adore;
When the m-m-m-moon shines,
Over the cowshed,
I’ll be waiting at the k-k-k-kitchen door.
*gives Sammy a big smooch*
Somebody knows it!
Hey, I used to be a speech-language pathologist. I can help you with that stutter.
Th-th-th-thanks!
hey it could have been k-k-k-ken trying to k-k-k-kill you…
*puts chips up chimmeychango’s nose*
Are you people trying to tell me that you didn’t know that it was an old song? It was written by Geoffrey O’Hara around WWI. They even made a movie about him.
i was there when he wrote it
She’s a maid with hair of gold
Those must be real pearls, then.
Don’t forget that they ARE selling the table, mantelpiece, champagne glasses and an entire white room.
Perhaps they meant “Cake not included with phone call”? Which is really a letdown, because I expect cake with the majority of my phone calls.
To get a cake baked on the phone, you need to use the hotline.
MIKEY! DON’T MOVE!
*squeeeeeeeeezes the moomin!*
:p
*spreads wings and flies away*
1-900-eat-me?
$15.99/minute…forget about it.
Or unlimited time for 7.99 …
1=900-get-cake
The cake is a lie?
And that red arrow in the corner.
If you call, you’ll get an ass shown.
hmm… that’d make the cake taste a little clammy, no?
*attempts to help iliketurtles start a bivalve pun run* I wouldn’t want to shell out a lot of money for it.
You’re going to need some more mussel for that pun-run.
We seem to be moving at a snail’s pace tonight.
The comment frequency might scallop to pre-holiday levels tomorrow.
I mollusk-y woman to have such friends as you.
*tries to make up a joke involving a geoduck. fails. moves off.*
*Sees a sticky cream pie flying at coyote’s head*
*Yells out a warning*
Now THAT is a subtle gooey/duck joke. Well done.
Pearls.
Are pearls a girl’s second-best friend?
Depends on the necklace.
Yeah, if it’s sticky it can leave a mess. Done right, it can look quite convincing.
Especially if it is a pearl belly chain.
Cheap contraception WIN!
Yeah, the kind you wipe off not so good.
Sounds like you just need some more practice to get the good ones
the orchids are a tad bit on the expensive side, then…
Flower marketing overpromise win?
Is this like the sock promo referred to a few weeks ago?
The make cakes now?!
Make the cake now?!
Really?!
Now the cake makes?
The cake makes YOU now.
In Soviet Failblog.
Some Failbloggers are more equal than others.
Some equals are more fail than others.
The Cake is FAIL
Yes, sir. Sorry, sir.
*slinks back into the kitchen*
*Walks into failblog kitchen and sees k-k-k-katy sulking in the corner with bowl of cake batter* Oh, poor k-k-k-katy! Don’t be sad! *Picks up bowl of cake batter and hastily stirs* There, you feel better now?
Yes, they’re marketing wizards who really take the cake!
Those d@mn wizards took my cake!
EGG, I dig your new look. How are you doing this to your avatar, clever boy?
Thanks! I pretty much base it on suggestions. I apply a very gentle foundation of Myself, and add some Photoshop Powder for 10 to 15 minutes of “otherwise boring” by Margaret Astor.
Oh Eggie! can you make a Groucho Marx egg? You know, with the glasses and the mustache?
I don’t have an avatar. I’d give you my footprints, but they’re upstairs in my socks.
How many eggs does EGG have? They’re all very funny, by the way.
cake = lie joke goes here.
Beat me to it, you did!
Beat me to it, you did!
twice!
Methinks GLaDOS had a hand (Or robotic claw or something, I dunno) in this advertisement.
The cake is a lie!!!!
haha kind of like half-life, the cake is a lie!
Notice to staff: Do not sell cake.
Note to self: Do not eat cake.
Notice: The cake is a lie.
I’m surprised it took us that long to get to that meme.
There is No Cake
This is, after all, only the Matrix.
Never let sleeping memes lie.
Never let lying memes sleep.
Memes never lie.
Never sleep with lieing memes.
Or Zuul.
But how does the Matrix know how a cake has to taste?
Maybe what I think cake tastes like, really tastes like chicken.
But what does chicken taste like???
Everything.
Perfect! No more comments allowed!
Perfect -1!
Perfect to the Nth degree.
Humans.
Real chicken tastes like chicken. Tom’s chicken tasts like cat.
You eat the cake, you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
yes, it’s disappointing. (I expect it to be the first comment)
Ras beat you to it. Feeling embarrassed?
Those are some expensive orchids!
Includes girl to jump out of cake, tho.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper inside.
Oh, so that’s why one would buy a cake off the internet… But… aren’t they supposed to show you the stuffing?
Heh, heh, caveat emptor!
You get to keep the stuffing? *excited*
Oh, so she’s ugly?
We can always make her do the dishes, clean the house…
That’s all they’re good for. Can’t be seen outside the house, after all.
Yeah, not anymore… remember Natascha? *shakes head*
*shudders* Yeah, that was tragic.
Don’t most sites JUST show you the stuffing?
Yeah, but when they get there, you try to lock it up in a small space and they start complaining… after a couple of days they don’t complain anymore though.
It puts the lotion on its skin.
…or it gets the hose.
OMG u beat me by 3 min
What if it likes the hose?
Then it gets to come to MY house
*waggles eyebrows*
For the first time ever.
…again.
Or else it gets the hose again.
Hire’s Mookie to jump out of the cake.
*applies pasties* *jumps*
*Stick a dollar bill in Mookie’s…um…well, somewhere*
She’s covered in chocolate… it sticks.
Mmmmm…chocolate. Warm, sticky chocol-*brain explodes*
*sweeps up bits of brain*
My inner zombie is suddenly very interested in this thread…
You have a zombie inside you?!
Doesn’t everyone?
Yes; according to the Cranberries, it’s in your head, in your he-ee-eh-ad.
Thanks for the earwurm POB!
and their bombs and their gons!
Exploding chocolate brains…what will Wonka think of next?
*applies pastries* catches*
Is that a cruller in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Its an éclair
I’ll bet it’s cream filled too.
I think that’s a long john, actually.
*floats down on a pink cloud from his top hat*
*SQUEEZES DRAGON*
*floats off again*
tum tee tum.
I can’t get eclair view of the action.
Oh, donut start a pun run!
*sighs*
*accepts the inevitable*
My eyes just glazed over.
Better glazed eyes than sticky buns.
Unless they are honey buns.
*grins at the Admiral*
Oof. I think I need to go to the dentist…these jeans are giving me a muffin-top.
Munchkin be learned from the of f(a)illings of crullers.
Oh, like you doughnut already know!
*steals ErickB’s superfluous apostrophe*
Do you get to keep her?
*changes name*
Hee…!
*HUG!*
Been there, done that.
No, you can’t have your cakegirl and eat her, too.
*cries* b-b-but it’s Christmas!
Okay, Loz you can lick the icing off of her, but just once and then you have to take her back to the bakery.
*grins*
*licks lips*
*rubs hands gleefully*
Loz? Did you forget the part, “then you have to take her back to the bakery.”
Loz? Did he forget the proper use of colon and an interrogation mark?
i used my colon earlier
is that ok?
Loz? Did I forget the first part of this question, or do I just like saying your name?
It’s probably just a cake decorating site where you can buy accessories for cakes.
BF, get the cage.
Of course.
*shoves Rosey into the Troll Cage*
Thank God! What took you so long?
Bondfail comments: 500 yen… funny not included.
Troll comments:
Days spent on Internet – 365
Annoying comments on failblog- 1,922,390
Sado-masochistic tendancies – Priceless.
Actually all you have to do is google search “White Fondant Cake with Orchids”
and it will take you to a FLOWER site where they would sell a set of flowers to decorate a cake. So ofcourse they wouldn’t include a cake.
http://www.seattleflowers.com/store/products/white-fondant-cake-with-orchids
BF, I think you forgot to lock the door.
did you have a look
Do you have a sense of humor?
Nurse! Quick! I need 50cc of humor, stat!
I’m sorry doc! We’re all out of humor! Do you think irony supplements will work?
If not we can try a massive dosage of sarcasm.
Is there any cake left?
Sorry.
*Locks door of troll cage and places two armed guards outside with orders to fire at any trolls who try to escape*
Just shoot now, just in case.
Fair enough.
*orders guards to fire at will*
*cleans troll cage of Rosey’s body*
Wow great story!
Wow, guys, I’m hearing deathly voices…
Me too.
Should I call the Ghostbusters?
Well, if there’s something strange in your neighbourhood…
And there’s something weird
and it doesn’t look good!
*phones up Ghostbusters*
*sprays the blog with anti-troll ectoplasm repellent*
*sniff sniff*
mmmm…..Pine Fresh!
So does that attack everyone who isn’t a “troll”?
HAH! That’s what I get for not wanting to be redundant.
*borrows Loz’s pen*
*scratches out “anti-”*
*nods with satisifaction*
*Hands dragon the bukkit*
*dunks*
They’re young know it alls who are really are into role playing games Rosey, so that it spills over into here. They do make witticisms and useful comments upon occasion, but their trolls catching glee is usually the highlight of their days.
Young? Thanks!
I refuse to accept your reality and insert a reality of my own.
I then challenge you to a duel.
*Rolls D20*
Hah, you die a gruesome death beneath my 2 handed sword of vanquishing.
*has a small amount of sympathy* Just so you know, people here don’t like it when you give logical reasons for a fail. It spoils their fun.
Haha yeah. Well I think I’ve given them enough logic for today.
Logic is wonderful. It tastes like strawberries.
I thought that was RED Legos
*nibbles one*
Yup! and the YELLOW ones are Lemon Flavor
OH! Loz, the PINK ones taste like a PHI MU Sorority Girl.
(you know the ones? They run around campus with pink gym shorts with “PINK” in huge white letters on their ass).
it’s ok Rosey, they did the same thing to me…
maybe they just don’t like rose’s ;P i don’t think killing people is the answer though, failbloggers… you could just say stop spoiling the fun
i don’t want to die for being logical :[
Death is the logical conclusion to life.
And a rose by any other name, would be illogical.
Yeah, sorry about that ros(i)es…I’ve taken bff’s toy guns away. He shouldn’t be bothering you with them anymore. I hope you’ll feel free to come back and play with us again!
Er, thanks N Finity. I don’t really know what a sorority girl is but I get the picture.
The problem with girls who wear shorts with writing across the butt is that I don’t always have time to read the whole thing and they don’t seem to keen on me leaving a bookmark to mark my spot.
Well, you can study my bum for as long as you like!
mmmm strawberries.
I once had some cake at a wedding.
Advertising fail. But cake win. Mmmm, cake….
You mean, mmmmmm, no cake…
The cake is a lie!
Maximum amount of convenience.
I do believe the price is for decorating the cake, which much be purchased separately, since it’s coming from a floral/rental company and not a bakery.
*goes insane*
There, there.
*leads mookie to a quieter room*
*calms mookie down*
*hands Mookie a cup of tea*
There, there.
*takes advantage of mookie while she’s still in a daze*
No one will ever know, teeheeheee!
*takes pictures and sells on internet*
*takes pictures and sells to the National Enquirer, the Sun and the News of the World*
Takes pictures to keep for myself.
(I get bored sometimes)
*Collects pictures. Prints up trading cards and sells in packs of ten with bubble gum!*
*munchy-munchy-munch*
*blows*
*….pop!*
Pop goes the weasel and the weasel goes pop.
Yeeouch!!!
Creates “Naughty Fail Gurls” website, (NFGXXX.com) and buys pictures from Ryannon for a ridiculous price. We are still negotiating for the video…
*frantically goes through all forms of media, rapidly deleting all incriminating photos and/or videos*
*convinces katy to stop deleting the evidence and write a book about her experiences, instead*
Tsk, tsk, tsk. I was expecting this in your first reply to Mookie. I’m disappointed. The next time I’m in a daze, you better take advantage of me in the first reply!
*gives Mookie some cakeless cake to go with the tea*
*gives Mookie no tea to go with her no cake*
Which makes it perfectly sane to call a product, that does NOT include a cake, “white fondant cake …”. Of course.
It makes more sense when you notice its on a flowers website. Also if you’ve ever thought about buying your own wedding cake and noticed the prices for a cake of that caliber. ( http://www.seattleflowers.com/store/products/white-fondant-cake-with-orchids )
what’s wrong with that?
it just a decorative cake, it really doesn’t include the real cake.
in my country we often use a 7feet-9feet decorative cake on the wedding (depends on ur budget).
n the maker give the real cake in boxes.
Um…isn’t everyone a lurker until they have something to say?
And everyone is a troll until they are accepted by the fail-clique.
Oh no, there are troll and non-troll noobs.
I’m going to venture a guess that relevance is no way to become accepted….
*pouts*
We like relevance in small doses.
And the occasional witty comment.
Sounds like my kind of place.
*sits in corner and waits for hazing/initiation rites to begin*
No need to wait. Just sign this FailMENSA form and you can become one of the intellects.
WHAT?!!? I just got mine YESTERDAY! And I’ve been posting for weeks!
*sulks*
You were a special case, katy…
If I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard that…
You would have $23.45?
Let’s see…divide the circumference…carry the 2…
Yeah, something like that.
Or 39 cases of empty bottles and a redneck bud vase.
I’m still waiting for my FailMENSA application…
Sorry, must be the damn Post Office. Always on strike…
Anyway, congratulations!
I bet i’ll fill out the form and won’t be accepted anyway… although i’d do anything to be a FailMENSA… a-ny-thing.
EGG, you are already a member. The form was filled out by your other egg while you weren’t looking.
No, only the pink tutu EGG is a member. Tiara EGG isn’t, yet.
I think you guys are missing a chance to focus on that whole “a-ny-thing” angle.
Sorry, sweetie…you’re not my type. Talk to Loz!
What about deviled EGG?
Noop. Just Pink Tutu EGG.
*goes to next room and freaks out about being a member. Nobody notices*
ANYthing, EGG?
*chuckles evilly*
Plain EGG isn’t either?
Grrr. Refresh, girl, refresh!
Alrighty, guys…I’m heading back home today, so I’ll be traveling until tonight. Try not to destroy the place while I’m gone, okay?
*hands Loz the troll repellent*
*separates the Admiral from his socks*
*leaves out a plate of cookies for the newbies*
*brandishes the repellent with glee*
Later, alligator! *hugs*
Bye Dragonwriter!
Have a safe trip!
(I’m a little scared of Loz now…)
(Most people are a little scared of Loz. Just let me know if she gets out of hand and I’ll smack her when I get back.
)
*cries*
I only want to be loved!
How can you not love a Loz?
I’ve heard of some gynecologists that like to practice their love of Loz.
Safe travels Dragon, and to all failbloggers making their way back home.
*POUNCE!!*
I just got home…I had to drive through some pretty filthy weather to get here. I could use a glass of wine and some punny banter.
Glad you made it home safely!
*hands dragon glass of wine*
Aaaahhh, thank you.
*sip*
It’s good to be home.
k-k-k-katy, in that case you can call me POB, OBGYN!
*blushes*
*is turned on*
*lies on the examination table*
*practices his love*
Hmm, yes, everything seems to be in working order. However, an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, so I recommend that we schedule you for regular check-ups. I can make house calls, if that would be more convenient for you.
Why, that would be very kind of you, doctor.
(Just take the OB out of OBGYN; we ain’t makin’ no babies!)
No problem, I’ll just be POB, GYN then. (I’m not ready to be a daddy anyway.)
*looks at form*
Uh…BF…this kind of looks like I’m signing my house over to you….not that I’m a realtor or anything…
*Scribbles out fine print*
Nothing to worry about, please sign your name here.
Okay! If you say so!
Thank you!
Welcome to the Failblog MENSA lounge!
Specially guarded from trolls!
Hey! We haven’t approved the application yet!
Sorry.
Olson, you’ll have to be in the waiting room for a while. Why not have a chat with k-k-k-katy?
*hands form to Loz*
*Looks around and sees k-k-k-katy*
So…I hear they have cake here….
Not anymore…I accidenty the whole cake.
Okay, katy’s in.
*lets katy into lounge*
What about Olson?
*grins*
Hee…agreed.
Olson, however, must prove himself! Ha-HA!
Wow, this is a tough initiation test!
That’s an understandable gender fail, but I DID just come back from the dentist….I guess I look a little different.
(But my jeans freakin’ fit GREAT!)
Woops! Sowwy.
*gives Olson a cookie*
Can I have a cookie?
That depends. Has anyone mistaken you for the incorrect gender today?
Nah, we know all too well that BFF is a pre-pubescent boy.
I never got my application *pouts*
I believe you were grandfathered in.
Yes, in real-life!
Great, now my comment doesn’t make sense!
*pats Zurack*
It’s ok, sweetie.
T-t-t-thanks k-k-k-katy!
*jiggles Zurack*
You seem to be stuck…
I dunno….I can’t help noticing his large, phallic avatar…
doesn’t seem to pre-pubescent
Oh thats just his obsession with London.
Or until they have the guts to say it, i.e. throw themselves into a lion pit and hope thet don’t annoy the lions.
I do love a good lion pit
*snarls*
*borrows Loz’s red pen*
Time to donate some blood, sweetie!
Damn, I noticed that and was just praying no one else would!
Should’ve known a vigilant little dragon would come along
*donates*
*caps pen*
Theng-kew-veddy-much!
*grins*
And…internet lions are virtually harmless…
Oh ho ho, you’re cute in your naïveté…
I’m still frightened of Loz.
But Loz looks so cuddly!
*cuddles*
See? Nothing to worry about!
*scratches Loz behind the ear*
*purrs*
*tries to sit on lap*
Loz, your tail keeps poking me
Oh… I thought that was your tail…
Oops! That’s the long john I stole from Dragonwriter!
You stole something from Dragonwriter?! This can’t end well.
Ahem.
*eyes Olson…taps foot…*
You can have it back Dragonwriter.
It’s only a tiny bit squished, because Loz sat on it.
(That just means you don’t have to work so hard to get the filling out, right?)
Oh yeah, and…um…sorry.
*eyes squashed doughnut askance*
Ummm…you can have it. I want my cookie back, though.
Okay…it’s just right here in this other pocket….
Oh, where is Lunchbox when we need him??
*makes cute innocent face*
why?
Because my cat does that right before he claws my face.
Pretty much.
this does include a fire extinguisher this time, though…
Giving it away is ok, just don’t sell it!!
My dentist helped me fit into my jeans by introducing me to no-cake? It doesn’t rot your teeth.
(borrow Mikey’s extra question mark in order to phrase my answer in the form of a question in Jeopardy.) Thanks!
143.95 dollars! I hope the orchids are included!
It’s a new special. Nothing is included, for only $143.95!
If that was in yen, it would be free.
None of my yens are free.
I do have a yen for freedom, though.
Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose.
Janis Joplin WIN!!
THE CAKE IS A LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
actually this is not a fail for anyone who knows anything about weddings and wedding cakes … *usually* you get your cake from a caterer for one fee and then they have someone do the decorations (in this case the orchids) for another because of the extra time and care it takes.
so Fail fail actually.
Thats if they even have the nothing in stock, it is after all a special order.
Well… seeing as there is a grammatical fail in the “sale fail” I’d say the creator had a photoshop fail.
Lol guys…you don’t know anything about weddings or cakes, do you? Having a nice looking wedding cake is expensive, we’re talking 600-700 dollars. So people buy a nice looking COVER for 100-200 dollars, they take it to the back room for it to be cut, and you serve cheaper cake.
That right there is a cover, so obviously the cake isn’t included.
Wowww.
I’m not gay or anything, but even I know what this is doing on the website…its not a real fail, but not for any of the reasons I have read….read below for the truth.
The cake is a lie. (I had to say this. It’s a law somewhere, or something.)
If that was in yen, it’d be japanese.
Come on. Let them have cake. Zeppelin and Inpu would.
Heheh, looks edited. Fail.
This post fails. Often the wedding cake is made out of styrofoam, (or part stryrofoam and one real layer for cutting at the ceremony)and wedding cake slices are made from a large slab cake. If you want a wedding cake with real cake, it costs more because they’re difficult to assemble and transport.
Yeah, well there are total idiots who think that they could get a fully decorated wedding cake for $143. Try $1430.
FAILCAKES!!!!!!
IN THIS CASE, FAIL-NO-CAKES.
DDDDD
I can’t have my cake and fake it too?
The cake is a fail!
The cake is a lie!!
…
…
…
The cake is a fly!!!
Lie
Pie
Pit
Pat
Pay
Ply
Fly
Oh, what a fun game!
The Cake Is A Lie…
Oops, did anyone else say it ?
Kinda expensive for fondant and orchids…
de-caked
Okay this is not really a fail at all. Although the person who posted it gets an misunderstanding fail. The reason it says cake not included, is that you pick the flavour of cake you want, the price of the cake itself is determined by which flavour you choose.
A bit of background for those of you planning a wedding…
Wedding cakes are usually fake. How it works is they make an elaborate fake cake with a section of real cake that the bride cuts. The rest of the cake is pre-cut and packaged for the guests.
The alternative would be having the bride/groom cut the cake at their own wedding or hiring someone else to do it. Precut is cheaper and more convenient.
And as was previously pointed out, three tiered cakes like this can be very expensive.
Failblog has failed this time. Maybe someone should do a little looking around before assuming something is a fail.
Fondant is actually the decorative part of a fancy cake – not the cake itself.
You would be buying the “window dressing” as it were if you ordered this.
During the WW’s, when cake ingredients were rationed, one would use a cake “cover” very much like what you see in the picture and it sat over the real, usually tiny, cake. In those days, it was made of plaster and painted to *look* just like the real thing.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fondant
Let’s not loose our heads.
“qu’ils mangent de la brioche”
The cake is a lie
Cake is a lie
This cake look delicious. Too bad it’s not included when you buy it.
Frosted Christmas trees look delicious too.
U know that they are talking about cake decorating, they ll decorate the cake for this much, u just have to supply the cake,
cake decorators and bakers are completly different employments
Okay, this isn’t really humorous at all… It is a trend now to frost some cardboard… seriously… and serve a sheet cake at a wedding to save money. Normally, a cake like this made of cake would be maybe $5 000? This version is $150. It may sound silly…. but is not really a fail at all. DIsappointed this made it to the main page
OK, It’s now YANG so get all of the DANG jokes out of the way.
Are you a YIN…?
This isn’t an actual fail, they list cakes like this because it is a Dummy cake….sheet cakes would be ordered separately for eating at the wedding…this is foam covered with the fondant.
For the record, I decorate cakes and I know the logic behind the verbiage but it makes it no less funny how it is worded. All of you that posted the “logic” behind it probably told your children or will tell your children there is no such thing as Santa, there is a God and the tooth fairy doesn’t exist. Can’t you just enjoy the fun of things or is sucking the life out of all that exists your version of fun?
*vows to make own damned cake for wedding*
Assuming I ever get married.
*vows to never get married again*
*vows to have a VERY small wedding….. someday*
*vows to write own vows*
vows whales
*Nods in agreement with Ryannon*
O.k we all get it!! The cake doesn’t come with the icing Bla bla bla…
How about you all take a chill pill and have a laugh for once? There are already several posts on the logic of this fail (some are even one after another) no more!! You are ruining the fun for everyone else…
oh come on….cake not included cuz you have to order what kind of cake you want. Burnt Almond? Choc Raspberry? Angel Food with lemon filling? what? $143.XX is not expensive for cake DESIGN.
Horrible image artifacts FAIL
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Gotta love the fact that ad says $143.95 AS SHOWN.
In that case, should the orchids be suspended in mid air?
414 comments about a stupid cake….you guys have no lives.
Says the 415th commenter.
Well, that means one thing, and one thing only: the cake is a lie !
I knew it! The cake is a lie.
you have no life for saying these nice people have no life
This has probably been said before but: The Cake is a lie!
The Cake is a lie.
Is the cake a lie, or is the cake simply a paradox?
Noooooo! The Cake is a lie!!!!!!!
this is fake….look at the text, its slightly down from the other text
FAKE
I think this may be an ad for a dummy cake. It is a styrofoam form that is covered in fondant and decorated like a cake when a cake is meant more for a decoration then a cake to eat or in cases when it is an outdoor wedding in the heat cakes melt and collapse when in the heat for too long
the cake is a lie
Well, what DOES it include?
oh come on, no half-life joke?
The cost of the fondant, orchids and beading is $143.95 – and anyone who has planned a wedding knows that when you shop for cakes the actual cake itself and the decorative aspect are done separately (thus why you go and taste the cake, and not fondant and orchids). The “as shown” is for the fondant, flowers, and beading only.
its not rocket surgery.
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie.
yay white fondant and Orchids, yummi
Actually, not sure if anyone has pointed this out but most wedding cakes
for the past 30 years have been made out of styrofoam. They are specially
cut pieces that are covered with icing. Thats why it says Cake not included
because it isn’t. If you want cake – its extra. Used to decorate them, hahaha
bah – that’s surely edited – why would they use “…… Please call.” (too many ….’s and no phone number listed =p)
the cake IS a lie
THE CAKE IS A LIE!11
THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!
THE CAKE IS A LIE!1!
actually this is not a fail, the retard who posted this just didn’t know what fondant was… the fondant is just this special frosting cover for wedding cakes that you roll out and cover your cake with. this particular one comes with orchids as decoration lol
bitch is a slut deep throat my donk!
so does it only includes the plate, no cake huh..
So the Cake IS a lie!
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
Does this mean the cake is a lie?
The cake is a lie?
Wow. I guess the cake is a lie.
THE CAKE IS A LIE!
The cake is a LIE!!!
the cake is epic lie!!! =0