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This fundamentalism creeps me out
<3 satan :p
Hail Satin!
Hey dad.
Hello, child
Hello, meet the son of god.
can i shake your hand?
RUN AWAY!!
Aaack!!!
Keep screaming until daddy stops.
I get it!
Satan is bad but these prices are good. LQTM, religion and its crazy crap.
What? For some really stupid reason, I don’t get it!
iron maiden:
six, six six, the number of the beast!
Oh… Wait I got it. Stranger Danger!! Run Away!!
Are you running away from the son of God? If so, *high fives*
I didn’t do it O_o … <__<
If anyone here lives in or near Katoomba, Australia, then have you ever met Jeno? You haven’t met a religeous man until you meet Jeno.
comment WIN
NIO
Satin is very nice, but I wouldn’t go so far as to worship ANY fabric. Well, except silk. Silk boxers are the BOMB!
Agreed.
lol spelling fail
Hail Satin? So you’re hailing materials? Lovely.
They look more cotton to me.
one of the greatest fails ever – stupid americans
You’re an ignorant and stereotypical bastard.
Hey, there, don’t generalize, ‘k? I think a lot of people are stupid, Americans or otherwise. At least this time the smart Americans won our election.
No, Americans were once sheeped by the media.
And will continue to do so until we get rid of the major two parties.
With Obama you cant say that. He has done nothing to show that he is a good president. he hasnt done anything yet!
That’s because he wasn’t yet president when you posted the comment!
You think?
Not exactly…
lol wut?(to the smart amaricans winning the election)
And 70% of the general American population is garden variety ’stupid’ just so you know.
Funny how one side is “smart”… We’ll see in 4 years and then look back and point fingers. That’s typically the way it goes. (Note: Republicans aren’t evil. Neither are Democrats. Both want what is best for this country. John McCain evan stated “Obama will make a good president”, and this was months before Election day).
obamas black…..
Racist Bastard!
I think it is a good thing that Obama got elected. It is nice to see that America has finally got a non-Caucasian male president. (making history)
the smart americans won our election!!!
that is like saying, the armless & legless man is the best swimmer to do a quick
jaunt across the english channel!
i mean really, if you feel like opening america into a new state of socialist welfare
and creating more dependent freaks on the system that will never amount to anything
equals smart americans that dont even realize who they were voting for, just voting for a guy that was not an old white guy!!
If people want change vote for a change that is for possitive and forward movement,
not a change that will enslave people and not allow anyone to be prosporous!
Welcome to the new socialist states of america, Kiss your liberties as we know them goodbye!
dipshit, our liberties have been eroding quite well the last 8 years- conservatives are all about protecting freedom- but it’s the freedom to be just like them, and if you don’t want to, you must be a terrorist
well it could have been canadian wait no canada walmart is blu ☺☻♥♦♣♠•◘○◙♂
♀♂♪♫♫
I guess we will have to wait and see…
there we go!!! Jesus bless the SMART americans….
You pig-headed, generalizing, ignorant, snotty, low-life bastard.
If we’re so stupid, then how come you can’t capitalize the first word of your sentence and put in proper punctuation?
Go copulation with a toaster in a bathtub.
Verb FAIL.
Hypocrite WIN.
Everyone who posted anything to correct anyone is a troll.
There I said it.
And I don’t like American stupidity but that doesn’t mean we have a right to pick on it… because it’s not their fault England shipped a bunch of their retards over there.
Neat-o my little picture is the same as some body else’s!!
Hi twin!! *waves*
Joey stop getting into my email.
I’m changing the password so cut it out.
Hey our comments are gone…
I didn’t get to read your last one
What did it say?
I told you to stop getting into my email
And your name is stupid
you’re an idiot because there is nothing to say this would only have happened in America! You fucking generalizing moron.
Stupid Americans are smarter than you are, ass.
Wowwwww.
correct me if im wrong, but “judging someone based on a steriotype” considered “racism”?
I’m with you on that.
God and Jesus are cool. Its the fan club I have a problem with.
I’m in the “Property of Jesus” facebook group
God and Jesus are more imaginary than the square root of negative one.
so is your brain if you think that!!!
so is your brain if thats what you think!!!!
kashmir, i agree with you on that.
Meh. Jesus is cool, his Daddy, not so much.
Win.
LOL
Hell yeah!
well do you know what that other t shirt says? looks like puberty…
All fundamentalism creeps me out.
We put the ‘fun’ back in fundamentalism! Come to think of o it we put the ‘mental’ back in there too
Fundamentally so.
We put the “da” and the “ism” back in it too, otherwise you would just have funmental
*takes them right back out and puts them into dadaism*
So now we have some fun mentals + dadaism?
I think this is revealing about the true nature of fundamentalism. Or maybe it’s not.
Agreed.
Also, hail satin? Lol at the play on material >.>
Previous fail. Look it up.
This makes me want to go get an abortion, just to spite them.
That’ll show ‘em!
its wut rong with the world
Me too. As far as I recall, Wal-Marts don”t have stuff like that back in Canada, but I tried to avoid going there whenever I could, so it’s hard to be sure about that. I suspect as well that only the bible belt stores would carry stuff like that in the US.
you guys are a bunch of idiots.. how many ignorant God/religion comments, clearly missing the point “Price Fail” with the $6.66
haha.. so stupid.. focusing on the Jesus, Satan print on the shirts without even catching the context of the 666. morons…
Golly gosh gee… How DARE those of us on this board who are actually capable of considering more than one aspect of a photo at a time even THINK about commenting on something other than the pic’s OBVIOUS failiness! Indeed, we MUST be imbeciles for straying so.
CAN’T SLEEP *TWITCH* CLOWNS WILL EAT ME…argh!!!!!!
Satans price!
SATAN WIN!
Xenu fail!
no
lol. If that’s the case, then the price for Dianetics should have been 747.
His usual fee is 1 soul, so this is a real bargain. Assuming your soul is worth at least $6.66.
Uhh… is that American dollars? Cuz I’m not sure about Canadian…
Aussie dollars. Worth even less
There’s one currecny (Zimbabwe I think) where 1 billion dollars of their currency is like $3 dollars American.
It could be monopoly money.
hahahahaha. WIN!
<3
Or the Ariary from Madagascar. $6.66 = about 12 375 Ariary
$1 000 000 Zimbabwe = $16 American
Or €1
All the same how many Zimbabwe dollars you get there ain’t food or anything else to buy with them!
fail, a Euro is worth about $2.
They revalued the currency on August 1, 2008 by dividing all amounts by 10,000,000,000.
Until Dec 31, 2008 the old currency has an exchange rate of about 665,015,000,000,000 Zim$ = 1 US$.
Currency fail!!
last i knew (8 years ago) there were 14,000 vietnamese dong to the dollar
New Zealand Dollars EVEN LESS!
Totally. Poor New Zealand. We’re not as backward as some think, though. Lol
You got that right
Not when I went there this summer….
first
dam
Levee
Embankment!
Dyke
Ellen De generous.
Jodie Foster
rosie odonnel
Funny story: I once put my husband’s picture in a “Which Celebrity Do You Look Most Like” website. His closest match was Rosie O’Donnel.
She’s a very handsome man.
I lol’ed.
now thats funny, My dad said I looked like the ssouth bound end of a north bound mule. But I also thought the nickname he used to call me was a term of endearment too until I found out who it was, he used to call me Helter Skelter.
Long winded fail
Yep! GladIwokeUp could have stopped after the first comma and everyone would like you.
That has to be a long mule if it’s going northbound and southbound.
Now I don’t feel so bad that my mother always said my eyes are brown because I am so full of shit.
Hey Ryannon how tall are you?
Does that make a difference with shit filling up the eyes? Interesting…
She’s 2′3″, but that’s without her prosthetic legs.
She’s something like 5′2.
Someone once told me I look like Linda Carter in her Wonder Woman years.
I agree, complete with the vacant stare.
That’s better than Nicholas Cage.
I’m pretty sure you don’t have a vacant stare.
You followed him right over here like a vixen in season, dincha, Dragon??
Oh, that’s just lovely, Mookie. Thank you.
I’m just teasing you – it’s clearly reciprocal between you!!!!
I was told once I looked like Monica Lewinsky. It made me cry.
*angry on k’s behalf* I’ve seen your pics, and you do NOT look like Monica Lewinsky.
Katy, several people have told me I look like Sarah Palin. My usual response is “bite me”.
I usually get told I look like Noah Wylie (Dr. Carter from ER). Once dated a girl and her friends refused to call me anything but Dr. Carter. My fault I suppose for being in premed…
I’m told that I look like a medium sized dog with light colored fur and a bushy tail.
Just think of it as looking like Tina Fey. That’s still a good thing.
I much prefer that!!
Thank-you!
I’m told that George Clooney gets told all the time that he looks like me!
Re: pob – LOL
.
Re: coyote – thats what I look like too
You could have stopped after the first comma and everyone would like you.
You could have stopped at the first comment and etc etc etc.
You could have stopped after your first comment but I doubt would like you.
Me
hahahaha, thats what you get for not really having anything to say, but wanting to say something anyway. you know the whole first phenomenon reminds me of a movie, i think it was called beat street way back in the 80’s. there were some really great graffiti artist, and some corksucker would go and tag over them… there are plenty of intelligent and creative people that post great comments on this blog…. why would anyone want to cheapen hemselves like that….
Ha ha! you fail.
I was first. Doesn’t happen very often
Maybe Satan had something to do with it
the church of satan has its own website, w/ a section for “young members”
no kidding.
inb4″satin”
How can one have a “church” of satan. I mean, church = God’s house…. so satan preaches in God’s house? That’s humiliating.
Church ≠ god’s house. It can mean a place of worship of any religion, including Satanism.
Church = place of worship. Not necessarily of God.
Church refers to the people.. hence the people are the church, not the building they choose to meet in
Understanding religion FAIL
Understanding religion? Not so much. Though I do understand the term oxymoron.
Like “Military Intelligence”? “Microsoft Works”?
See? That’s a much easier concept to grasp. Religion ranks right up there with the really hard issues like the meaning of life or why is my poop green.
Is it neon green? Did you eat Froot Loops?
Oh, Sammy… your body can’t handle all that Blue 1 & Blue 2.
(Blue + bile = neon green)
omg… omg my sides hurt I’m laughing so hard… thank you K
42 and spinach. Easy.
The meaning of life is 42.
If the good Lord had intended religion to be understandable, He would have called it science.
If church = house of God, then I think we might have finally found somebody with more houses than John McCain!
They have nuns too, in full garment. LOL (and very true)
Actually, “Satan” is Latin (I think) for “The Enemy.” Members of The Church
of Satan don’t worship the devil, nor do they worship any God (that’s what
makes it the “Church of the Enemy”).
*The More You Know* Win!
Jesus: NOW SELLING FOR 666
Jesus is making some good coin with these shirts!
Phase 3: PROPHET!
Hee…! That made me chuckle.
yah, me too
me phoar
me….phive? In any case it was win ^.^
…now you have me thinking about Jesus underpants, which is just all kinds of wrong.
yeah, just wait until He comes again
W-w-wait. Did you mean wait till he…and then…I’m going to try to not think about this. Stupid rule 34. >_<
that made me lol
That’s better than thinking of the baby Jesus buttplug.
Juses saves, too.
*standing ovation*
I am not going to ovulate in front of everyone…!
ah come on, why not?
*ovaltines*
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
EVERYBODY FREEZE!!
*squeezes the moomin*
As you were.
*prances away*
Everybody STOP!
HAMMER TIME!!!
Everybody wang chung tonight.
Everybody was kung foo fighting!
Those cats were fast as lighting.
Track lighting?
*charges the Admiral with speeding*
He made his saving throw with a 2? Let me see his character sheet!
Juses saves! Crosby gets the rebound, shoots, SCORES!
betcha it was 6.99 and some smarta** turned the 9’s upside down. funny thoug
That’s one effing funny smarta**. XD
Can’t be; the 6’s for cents are printed at the top edge of the insert. If they were actually 9’s, they would be at the bottom when turned upside down. So either it was a genuine price or some wag who works there replaced the original numbers with proper pricing 6’s. Note that Walmart prices almost never end in “9″, which is an obvious marketing ploy, but not often with “6″ either, which is harder to understand.
that’s a sweet deal!
This has got to be the work of Lovely Satan! <3
T-shirts on sale! Buy now! Evil prices apply!
But whats so evil about selling shirts for 6.66? What part does this take in Satans master plan? Anyone have any ideas?
Satan owns a LOT of Walmart stock.
Well said! :p
I hate to say it Ana but they deleted the post you replied to. Censorship FAIL. We know who the Failblog voted for!
I hate to say it, but you’re so much more endearing with the sound turned off.
*pounce!*
no Walmart is Satan
I’m confused, I thought satan was walmart. Now you say it’s the other way around?
Satan Fail. QI win!
QI is a fantastic TV show with Stephen Fry.
The “fantastic” is usually a given for TV shows with Stephen Fry.
I ♥ Stephen Fry.
I ♥ French Fry.
I ♠ my cat.
I ♦ satisfaction.
I wanna make love in this ♣ .
Moab is my washpot.
Peddling heavy christian messages + hiring disgruntled rebellious teens = failure
I disagree! Even the both parts are made of fail, the sum = comedy win! Kinda like how a negative x a negative = a positive.
Except that would be a product, not a sum
And the product would not be a positive but a^2 aka b
Unless of course a=1 or a=0
then b=a
But if a=0 there would be no positive or negative
So I guess a=1 then, yay me!
2 + 2 = 5 for sufficiently large values of 2
1 + 1 = 3 for Sara J’s family.
But it adds up to a fail on sum product!
Haha. I want to buy the “Satin is bad. Jesus is good” T-shirt
You can’t wear it unless you have a mullet.
I have amulet
I read about the Capulets.
I was going to have some cider, but now I want to mull it over.
How about if you have a millet biscuit with it?
I don’t have any of those, but I can substitute something similitude it.
Shall we then go visit the milliner’s together? I think you’d look good in a hat!
Let’s stay away from the color red. It would be one in vermillion chance for a red hat to look good on me.
Windmill you come and leave a message on my website? I’ve been waiting for you.
You guys simply slay me! Keep it up!!!
I’m illogically waiting for the right opportunity.
Hee…! Like an illicit encounter?
soft lingerie material fail
http://www.solidlightco.com/PhotoGallery.asp?ProductCode=T3133RD
ha, considering that wall-mart is a “hethen” store…and by that i mean that they don’t close for holidays, even less so for religious ones…
and also…i may be christian, but no, i would NEVER wear a shirt saying “Property of Jesus” especially since it’s stationed right on top of my BOOBS. cause that’s just creepy….
and why does satan have no legs, one hand, and teddy bear ears…and is FROWNING. what the hell? lol
Obviously you have never seen Satan, my friend.
Hi Grandma!
Oh, that’s PROPERTY of Jesus? I’d been reading it as “puberty”.
“and why does satan have no legs, one hand, and teddy bear ears…and is FROWNING”
Don’t ask. Some things man was just not meant to know…
So that’s what they meant with “low” prices…
Red-hot bargains.
Hella cheap.
Pretty damned cheap.
Yup’, cheap as hell.
Buy 3 get a free hand basket.
Prices that are frozen over!
Fire sale!
blue light special on sulfur, fire and brimstone, 6 packs, 6 items for 6 dollars
How beastly.
Pitchforks on special, too.
and deviled ham too, yum yum
Where is deviled EGG?
Hear that, EGG, time to trade the tiara for some horns.
Hades comments are really funny today!
The woman that prepared this display should ask cerberus for a raise.
It was tartarus in school, success come before hard work.
Oh, come on now…let’s all be Charon the blame here.
That’s one hellja comment.
(hellja? halja?)
Come on, Marius, pick a spelling and Styx with it!
Oh, Lethe Marius alone!
If you keep picking on him, you’ll find mephista your @ss!
Fire and brimstone sale based on the theme of the shirts
A Pirate walks into a bar with the ship’s wheel in his breeches.
Bartender: “Sir, did you know that there is a steering wheel in your pants?”
Pirate: “Aye. It’s drivin’ me nuts!”
You should be keelhauled for that.
A guy and a gal were in the backseat of his car after having sex. The guy says to the gal, “If I would have known you were a virgin I would have taken more time.” The gal replies, “Hell, if I’d a known you had more time, I’d a taken off my pantyhose.”
HAAA
PWG! You’re back!
Devil win?
Oh no. I didn’t know they had a jesus freak section in american shops….
Jesus Crust! That sort of lack of attention to detail really T’s me off!
[reallysmallfont]Satan is my BFF[/reallysmallfont]
[reallysmallfont]FAIL
[ridiculouslyTinyFont]bff will be very angry[/ridiculouslyTinyFont]
HTML fail
Irony win?
Understanding irony fail??
No, reallysmallfont is too big. Go straight to ludicrouslysmallfont.
But if you go to ludicrouslysmallfont, won’t the font then turn plaid?
Prepare–
Prepare for ludicrouslysmallfont!
/snicker
This is win!
WHOAAA $6,66 for a Jesus t-shirt! Hey! Wait a minute…
If you think that’s cheap, you can get free Satan t-shirts REALLY cheap now. They all have pic of his face and in big letters the word “CHANGE”.
Apparently a little change is all it’s worth.
I like free Willy shirts better.
I can give you free willy if that’s what you want?
Don’t do it, k-k-k-katy! He told me the same thing, but later I got an invoice.
Hey, I offered you willy, not free willy!
*feels slighted*
*points to above comment posted by goon*
Shall we now quibble over semantics?
I’ll show you some antics…
Willy, won’t he? That is the question.
I believe the answer is 42.
It’s 43 actually!
Without the main instrument, so you can play along.
Major Guide fail. The Vogon’s will destroy you, you will die with everone else when the world is blown up to make way for a hyperspace bypass. Don’t panic.
Major Guide fail. The Vogon’s will destroy you, you will die with everone else when the world is blown up to make way for a hyperspace bypass. Don’t panic.
Be still, I have some poetry to read you.
Didn’t they say the same about the Y2K bug?
*knows where her towel is*
Splrf…. I have coffee up my nose now…
Based on your posting history, this is a really corny offer.
The beast price !
The price of the beast? Wow, for some reason I thought evil was more expensive than that.
Fail – it’s 616
True!
And did you hear about the Russian fail? A few years ago there was a Highway 666 in Russia. There was a ton of accidents and stuff, and people were getting creeped out so they changed it to Highway 616. Two months later news comes out with the news that the number of the beast is actually 616. FAIL.
Heh, some smartaleck did that on purpose.
Too bad they forgot the gifts for mothers condoms with this display
No, I suppose not. I hope you’re happy, Mookie, you’ll now be receiving free willy too
*Points to the above comment*
What a complete goddamn FAIL! This is supposed to go under k-k-k-katy’s reply above just in case you lot are thinking I’m posting random stuff again!
Maybe someone is punishing you… could it be…. Satan?
It could very well be. But why would Satan punish me?
For fun? He’s like that you know …
If he is, he’s messing with the wrong goon!
Thanks Church lady!
Well…isn’t that special.
I KNEW IT….Satan owns Wal-Mart…
There’s a highway in eastern Utah that was once “666″. The residents petitioned
to have it changed to “491″. I have photo of it.
OOo read Bentley Littles’ “The Store” It will resonate. On many levels.
lol theyre jesus shirts to!
No, really? You think so?
Hello, Captain Obvious.
Irony Win?
Then what does Jesus own?
Jesus owns nothing, this fail owns irony
This is not a fail. This is pure win. EPIC win, even.
Indeed. And I NEED that shirt! Its almost as good as my “Hang out with Jesus, He hung out for you” shirt. Jesus-kitch is awesome
Yup. Agreed, Total win. Somebody at that store had humor.
Actually Jesus is bad…DONT LISTEN TO THE SHIRT!!
that could be offensive I just don’t know how, seeing as I don’t know any1 that worships satan…
Lol.
Stupid shirt.
I think what terrifies me the most is….that’s a Wal-Mart selling that stuff.
Though personally, I think this is a win.
This really reeks of staged photo…
I can’t believe more people haven’t said that. I find it hard to believe anyone made those dumbass shirts, let alone would sell them for $6.66 in Walmart. But I’ve seen dumber things.
I still want an “I believe in Chris” shirt from the show Weeds.
ugh. someone got stampeded to death at the long island wal-mart..
And a woman miscarried there as well.
That’s just a rumor, actually. Not confirmed if you look at the latest stories, thank FSM. Poor girl. But, nonetheless, it’s a horrifying story. Nobody stopped to help either of the people, they just trampled right over them. People are stupid.
I hope it is just a rumor. I’ve been saying people are stupid for years. Maybe now they’ll believe me.
“Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time” – Terry Pratchett
No, sorry Avis it is not a rumor. People are stupid..
OMG no way dude. That is without doubt the craziest one yet!
jess
http://www.online-privacy.cz.tc
nice placement WalMart
666th
counting fail.
i <3 satan! destroy god!!! hahahahaha!!!!!!
I do believe this is not a pricing fail, but a Satan WIN!
This is not a fail. The number referred to in the bible is specifically six hundred and sixty six, which was a code that would allow first century Jews and Christians to identify the antichrist, specifically Nero (which works in both the Latin and Hebrew alphabets). It has nothing to do with a random occurrence of three sixes.
The shirt should say “Satan is an individualist with problems conforming to authority and blindly following leaders…Jesus is a preppy kid who always did what his daddy told him to do. YOU DECIDE!” I’d buy that shirt
I really hope we aren’t that dumb, because this is just plain stupid.
i dont see the fail here… maybe thats the actual price
Why don’t you use those number on your next pick 3 lotto
It ain’t fucking fail, SANTINISM FTW!
Price – Minifail
Shirts – Fail
People who buy the shirts – Ultrafail
♫
I’m proud to be Evangelical,
At least that’s what my pastor told me.
Though my religion’s insane
You should know my brain
Is an unused organ for me.
♫
I wonder if this WalMart is located in the southern south suburbs.
“Stupid Americans”, I thought the Euros were supposed to be the ones with a sense of irony. If this was not staged, it was done on purpose by an employee. Keep up.
There should be an alternative “Be Like Satan” shirt.
Priceless!
Nah, WIN on the part of whoever made the decision to price -those- shirts at -that- price. ;D
I don’t get this LOL.!! X-plain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>.<
Intelligence fail…
I totally love preachy t-shirts. <3~
I’d say Epic Win here actually…
The price was probably 9.99 but somebody flipped the numbers upside down.
if they flipped it upside down wouldnt the last 2 6’s be at the bottom, smart one?
win.
I smell a lawsuit in that one, eh bob?
I don’t see why Jesus T-shirts can’t cost $6.66. I understand the connections to Satan and all, but it is simply a matter of the store’s pricing policy.
its photoshopped
WIN.
I think all you guys did not notice that the price is 6.66 -it seems you guys only comment that it’s t-shirts that say “Satan bad, Jesus good” and “Property of Jesus”. As wrong as that is to begin with, the point is that the price of the shirts i 666 -the number of the devil!
See my comment above
Except 666 refers to Nero, not Satan.
Jesus might be good but Satan is LOVELY
….
Jesus shirts + price of the Beast = double fail
THIS IS A WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats awesome
PChop Fail.
WIN! thats definately on purpose. somewhere in a walmart, an employee is laughing…
satan win
jesus fail
Yeah one day or another, we’ll all meAt Jesus…and feast upon it ^^
Religion = FAIL. One of the dumbest human inventions.
Either someone’s being a spiteful bastard, or someone just has a sense of humor.
Lol! I have that shirt! (the red one)
This is Win!!!
Jesus =bad, Satan = good, be like Satan
Epic Fail
Exellent post. You got some really good points there. Thanks for sharing.http://www.onepieceofmylife.com
ummm
does everyone know 666 is not the number of the devil/beast?
it was a mistranslation and it should be 616
o well…
wow yall retards its not that good bad t-shirt its the 666 the number of the devil if you knowitced that its and EPIC WIN!
wow, right above the jesus tees
hail satan!
<333 satan