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… or you’re FIRE-d!
Lol.
You cannot create fire with a fire extinguisher. /Capn Obvious
Just play along and no one will get hurt!
And if they do, we have the fire extinguisher to fix them.
Or do we…
…Cam sold the fire extinguisher
I didn’t buy it. I have no trouble putting out. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.
And Scotteh FIRE-d him.
*dramatic music*
*Dramatic fire extinguisher*
*Dramatic Circuit City logo*
*dramatic paper sign*
Circuit City™
DO NOT DRAMATIZE
DO “NOT” DRAMATIZE
DO “NOT” CAPITALIZE
*staples*
No, no Dragonwriter. This is at Circuit City, not Staples.
You know Circuit City has been faltering lately? Closing up shops, etc..?
Well, if they were selling fire extinguishers, they’d be packaged in their own boxes.
Did you come here for an argument or being-hit-on-the-head lessons?
I think he came for abuse.
Daniel, you’re so pretty.
Ummm… lol?
LoL?
Hahaha, well done Scotteh
Even *I* don’t think it was that well done. But they cant all be jems, y’know!! At least it kept someone from saying… that word which shall not be spoken!
What, “Fir–” *CLANG!*
Friends of Fire
how much?
One giant gummy bear on a stick.
A BIG Turkey dinner
(I’m Sorry PETA)
Meat is murder. Delicious, delicious murder.
If God didn’t want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?
To people to sacrifice them in the altars. God seems quite gluttonous.
Amen.
*restrains self (with difficulty) from going on rant about how vegetarians are silly*
All hail Choc Mool.
A chocolate covered Mookie? Sounds good to me
*gets the whipped cream*
*squeals* OOh, an ice cream social! Here are the cherries!!!!
Do want
*makes joke about cherries that has already been made in this comment section*
Yeah, I’m out of that kind of cherry, too. I was going to use the other two. (we just can’t keep things clean here, can we???)
No. I’m thinking of setting up a ‘Not too dirty’ committee.
*directs bff to the “g-rated” fail site*
Are you patronizing me?
*harumph!*
No. I’m just saying that they’d already done what you were suggesting.
The soap is complimentary.
goodness goodness goodness, I need a cold shower now.
What about this shower gel?
*hands glad a towel*
Thank you.
Ooh, hotel chocolate!
Ooh, Hotel Bar butter!
thanks dragon, hey this isnt a towel, i cant cover anything up, much less dry off with it, its more like a handkerchief.
That is a handkerchief. Dragon knows you are going to catch a cold standing around like that with the door open.
.
Cherry joke? is that like this?
“Doctor, you’ve got to help me Ive got a strawberry stuck
in my a*se,” “Don’t worry Ive got a cream for that..”
Hey, these cherries have already been popped!
Hey!!
(smacks PWG)
My Admiral is a vegetarian. You mess with him, you mess with me.
:p
I, too, am a vegetarian. I just like to quote bumper stickers.
Yeah, but I don’t mind when people mess with you.
*grin!*
I am an unrepentant carnivore, myself, but I respect the choices that other people make.
Hear, Hear! I concur! I respect the mistakes of others, just means that I don’t have to make them .. oh you said choices … *snicker*
Me too. Although I justify it from the evolutionary standpoint rather than anything religious. That, and meat is just darn tasty.
Meat snacks are not so popular here, it seems
Oh no, I think that they still like certain meat snacks…
You beat me to it, EB. I was going to say that I don’t eat meat, unless it’s attached.
*is most emphatically NOT a vegetarian*
Although I did post a veggie recipe yesterday.
High five to Avis. Top of the food chain!
Why thank you!
*high fives back*
I’m bad enough about it that I like my steak very rare. It should know vaguely what fire feels like.
Black and blue is the best (when it’s done right).
I do make a very good spicy southwest steak tar-tare!
*Shows fangs and drools*
My wife freaks when my daughters fight with me over the blood left on the plate after carving.
Speaking of blood, you just made my blood run cold with that comment, Marius!
Sorry about that. You might it runs in our blood.
say^
*chuckle* I like my steak rare. A good vet should have it back on its feet in a few minutes.
*gags*
I can’t watch people eat anything that’s still bleeding. Sadly, a lot of my male friends love nothing more than to eat rare steak at our barbecues.
I’m sorry for that… I love blood. I love my steak rare and would eat tartare if it was served to me. Maybe that’s why some people called me Vampire…
If god had not intended for us to eat meat he wouldnt have made cows tatse so good. Besides how do vegetarians know that the plants dont scream when they are harvested, maybe they scream so high pitched human ears cant detect it………….or maybe they send out telepathic screams……….hmmmmm, and maybe, just maybe i shouldnt have done drugs when i was younger and i wouldnt be thinking stuff like this.
Great, now I can’t eat plants either. Thanks for that. What’s left, gravel?
hmmmmmm, *thinking real dirty thoughts, must hold them in……..do not post them*
Twinkies
Cool Whip
Water
Don’t forget Velveeta!!
And marshmallows.
Cheetos.
And Cher!
Oh wait, that’s what’s left after a nuclear holocaust, my bad.
Along with Dodge Darts and cockroaches.
And Keith Richards.
There are the Breatharians who live on air and sun light. They don’t really explain why people starve to death.
If trees in the forest screamed when they were chopped down, would we be so cavalier about logging them?
Probably, if they screamed all the time, and for no reason…
So basically what you are saying is that we victimize those that are too feeble-minded to do something about it?
We do that to trolls all the time.
*chuckle* too true Dragon!
But don’t they ask for it?
No, I was talking about trees.
Yes, and she was talking about trolls.
Moles and trolls, moles and trolls, work, work, work, work, work. We never see the light of day.
You’ll rue the day!
Rue the day? Who talks like that?
Dragon does. Actually, so do I.
*giggle* It’s from a movie and she caught on
*is victimized and too feeble-minded to do something about it*
Cows ask for it by being SO TASTY.
Anyway, here’s a solution: never eat anything but pasta and pizza. And tomato sauce. That’s what I do, and it works great ^_^
What about noodles?
Thanks for the Deep Thought.
only 42 trees will ever scream
Handy’s pleasure!
You know broccoli has a central nervous system…just sayin
That made me think of Cicili for some reason.
Rofl!!! I actually had a nightmare about non-seq last night.
*SNORK!!*
Was it a nightmare where you see yourself standing in sort of Sun God robes, on a pyramid, with a thousand naked versions of Cicili screaming and throwing little pickles at you?
That might say more about you than about non-seq!
Why am I the only person that has that dream?
Chances are that I will have it now. I’m kind of suggestible that way.
*pops some popcorn and watches Real Genius with Avis*
*vaguely remembers that one*
My son and I are bad about quoting that movie and others like it.
I looooooooooove that movie.
It’s on right now on G4.
I knew I was going to do that.
Psst… Admiral… veggie recipe up. But it has dairy.
*POUNCE!*
I had to wait until the wooziness wore off before I could focus on the recipe, Avis.
It looks yummy. There are dairy-free products that can substitute for the butter, sour cream, and the heavy cream.
*lapplauds Ry* Classic from the 80s!
.
“So it goes from god, to Jerry, to you, to the cleaners.”
Loved that movie!
And by the way…
there is no god…
therefore your argument is INVALID.
Also:
my beard is a windmill. And my hair is a bird. your argument is INVALID!
My rhetorical skills are UNMATCHED!!!!
Animals have the right.
The right to taste delicious.
*is a vegetarian*
that reminds me of the ruins movie….*spoiler*….muahahahahahah
sucked anyway
PWG, my vegetarian friends are knowledgeable, intelligent, and are serious about the choices they make. You won’t catch me preaching, other than saying we should make informed decisions about our food.
*smooch*
Every time I get more informed about any food I lose my appetite.
I’m a vegetarian and I’m silly. Not entirely sure what the problem may be with either?
toupee?
t-shirts you’ll actually wear
Deals on your mobile
Free Pizza, Cheap Eats, Spa Deals and more all on your mobile.
Bonsai for men and women
Leggings for your arms- now in flanel!
At least it doesn’t say, “Do not eat.”
If it did it would be such a fail it was a win. xD
But fire extinguishers are fat free. D:
Yeah, but they’re full of (bi)carbs
HAH! Nice!
or “Don’t use as sex toy”
I dunno, have you SEEN some of Dragon and Admiral’s comments on here?
No, but I have tasted them…
Did they taste like fruit loops?
More of a “Stop That and Get a Room before I use this on you Both!”
Dang and we need to buy a couple of those to take care of the innuendo machine when it catches fire. I’ll just go get the one from the locker.
Hee…! How do you think I keep my *FOOOM!!* charged? I have to generate that kind of heat, and the Admiral is very, very good at helping me with that.
*grin*
Aaaah! Someone left the machine on overnight! Its gonna blow!!!
You’re so kindle to me.
Well, you put the spark-le in my eye.
Also, don’t use sex as a weapon. The counselor said.
How about as a reward?
If he’s a good boy and does as he’s told.
And if he is bad, reward him twice!
WooHoo, i like that logic!
Also, don’t use weapons in sex.
Important note: whips do not qualify as weapons
ErickB will be happy to hear that.
*cough* No idea what you mean.
*cough*ballgag*cough*
Woops! Did I forget something? *takes it off Ry*
LOL!
What about the Iron Maiden? Grey area?
Unless the device is modified to work like the orgasmatron, I would leave it outside of my games.
Your mileage may vary
(Click my name for a pic of the device itself)
Favorite Woody movie EVER. Uh, hand me the orb, Lou.
*tries to hand Mookie the orb*
*fails, hands seem to be stuck to the orb*
No grey areas when it comes to awesome rock music.
ROCK.
I dont think it would fit 2 and you would get poked entirely the wrong way.
Maybe it was in a Fire Extinguisher shop…
But then it wouldn’t matter if they sold it…they would have lots more.
Maybe it was in Circuit City. Hence the Circuit City logo on the paper.
No, that can’t be it. We need to take pulp fiber samples from the paper to determine which mills produce that type of paper, then cross reference it with companies that have business dealings with the mills, before systematically interrogating unsuspecting employees at each of the locations to narrow it down.
*hyperbolemeter explodes*
*applies essence of litotes to even things out*
*stirs some wry irony to put some zing into the concoction*
concoction?
*burps*
A dollop of sarcasm and a cherry finishes it off.
Woops. I lost my cherry some time ago, so I can’t really help with that.
*hands dragon a bottle of maraschinos*
Ooo, tank you!
*ties a knot in the stems of all the cherries with her tongue*
[i]This[/i] I like. Such talent needs to be nurtured.
[i]This[/i] I like. Such talent needs to be nurtured.
What happened to my clever use of italics? Blasted wordpress!
Don’t be so square, coyote.
NOW IT DOUBLE POSTED ME!!!
*snortgiggle!*
Is this part of some sort of dragon magic, evil machination thing to drive me ’round the bend?
It appears the twist in those cherry stems has driven you somewhere.
*ties cherry stem in a knot with tongue*
*sigh*
I didn’t read up far enough. Sorry, Ry! I didn’t mean to crib your talent!
You may be correct Admiral. My problems may indeed stem from that.
You may be correct Admiral. My problems may stem from that.
to you wordpress or who ever.)
(This was originally posted by me at around 8:40, but something has got it in for me tonight. I am now going to watch Numbers, so
Whoa…Admiral, now YOUR post suddenly appeared, sandwiched in between coyote’s!
Hi Dragon, BF and Ry!!!! Finally the smart people show up.
*HUG!*
Hi to you, too!
*waves*
Hooray!!!
It is Friday after 2 days of hellish work. Sad to say, but my inmediate plans for tonight are trying to sleep 10 hour in a row.
I see you’re still stuck to your orgasmatron?
*leaves in a huff*
(huffs do not nest below this level)
*huffs and puffs* leaves
Didn’t see you up there, studly.
*is by far not the most intelligent person, but is still here, and is now sad*
Where the heck did my house go?
k-k-k-katy – you may have been lurking, but you hadn’t posted yet!!!!! XOXOXO
I suppose so…I’m fresh out of witty banter today. I blame the turkey.
If you want to be inducted into Failmensa, send applications to bff.
Okay, I…
Wait, why is the form requesting my credit card number, social security number, and blood type?
We have to check for identity theft.
And hernias. Turn your head and cough.
*cough* Now my turn to check you.
Close your eyes, open up and say ‘ahhhh’.
Don’t forget to check the prostate, Ry. *hands latex glove*
good lord woman at least put some KY on the glove, THAT HURTS!
k-k-k-katy, I have just sent you the 375 page form. Complete with small print. That lasts over 600 words.
Oh, and we need your life history.
ErickB LIKES it to hurt, doncha baby?
Er…14 yr old in the room?
♪♫ Pain is so close to pleasure.♪♫
..
Only the ones we love
I like some roughness, but not a whole friggin unlubricated hand up my Bumm, lol
Yikes! Whole hand? What kind of doctor do you go to???
DOCTOR! crap, i knew there was something wrong when my brother dropped me off and left in a hurry, it was a veternarian, crap, gonna be sore now!
Think your sore now? Wait till you find out you’ve been inseminated.
Woah, I’ve walked in at the wrong time apparently.
You ever do any time doc?
the letterhead is from Circut City
Man, I wonder how many people near the Circuit City’s that are going out of business are gonna be PISSED that they’re not honoring their Black Friday ad.
Happy Black Friday FAIL Blog! Stay safe!
Apparently they got rid of all the smart people. Way to go:
“In March 2007, Circuit City came up with a plan to confront softening sales and competition from online and offline retailers: fire the most talented, experienced employees.
The “wage management initiative” erased morale, both for employees and the folks who shopped there. Sales sank after the one-time gain from the layoffs. And last week, the company sought bankruptcy protection.”
(New York Times article excerpt)
Mooove over Mookie! The MTA has announced, due to the gas crunch and “ride with us” campaigns, Too many people are using mass transit. They need more money (rate increase). JOY!
One dead already in a shopping accident
This is almost as bad as a Who concert!!
Worker killed in long island from being trampled to death by shoppers.
They really wanted those Jesus t-shirts for $6.66
nah, i think it was those dang Furby’s again
I can understand, I absolutely love my Furby.
mine was possesed, it would wake up in the middle of the night and start saying crap and scare me to death, finally took the batteries out, shoved him in a pillow case and left him in the basement
I lol’ed.
My husband had one when he was younger that learned to sound like his phone. He beat it into submission.
I still take my Furby out and play with it on a regular basis.
Where’s Lunchbox with that machine???
Does it talk to you?
One-handed?
REALLY! very interesting, and what do you call your “furby”?
My daughters each had a Furby. It was fun until the Furbies stopped talking to us and would only converse with one another. I buried them with our pet rocks.
They’re probably still talking to each other.
Pet Cemetery!!!!
I don’t want to be buried in a pet cemetery!
*sings* I don’t wanna live my life again…
*rocks out*
(*loves her furby, too, teehee*)
Guess it’s time to abandon the alter-ego.
See people! This is why all of us should do our shopping here at failblog. Tacky, but safer.
I got you a fail stamp, I hope you like it!
I got you a variety pack of scootch tape.
And I got you a duck for the tape!
Darn, all I got you was a sewing kit.
Thanks, I have this friend that needs a garment mended.
(Well, if you’d watch the teeth, next time…
)
Paul?
Please tell me you got the Reliable Sewing Kit! This garment needs paper clips.
*grin!*
Now I won’t be surprised when I open it.
Would I be obviously tacky if I got you a shirt two sizes too small?
Okay! What in the blue hell happened to the comments that I left here for Ryannon. They were here and now they are gone. Has this site turned against me?
I’m getting so tired of this. It C-O-Y-O-T-E. Not Ghost of Jacob Marley. I changed that back four or five comments ago. Why is it picking on me tonight?
JUST One? Or was that One per Mall?
I think there is a limit of 1 per maul.
1 maul per mall?
1 darth per maul
1 Garth per Wayne.
1 Wayne per World.
1 Cheech per Chong
1 Ding per Dong
2 wings per chicken.
(I thought of 1 ding per dong and gave it a pass lol)
2 tales per city
Comment-system-warping to bottom of the page FAIL.
Comment system making me look like a damn idiot DOUBLE FAIL. Christ.
1 city per detroit rock.
1 Kid Rock per Detroit
1 Detroit per Doctor.
1 Doctor per fell good
1 apple per lack of doctor
1 good fell deserves another.
1 circuit per city
1 ring to rule them ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL! *insert evil laugh here*
1 Gollom per ring
2 hobbits per Gollom
1 golem per alchemist.
12 steps per alchemisstep.
3 missteps towards the door.
3 missteps and 3 mrsteps equals 1 really bad 70’s sitcom.
3 steps from recliner to liqour cabinet, 4 steps to freezer for ice and glass, 7 steps back to the recliner and the remote, flip on TV, take a nice long drink of my Crown Royal, aggggggggghhhhhhhhh goooooood, 10 minutes to marinate and the stress of the week is gone !!!! haha, no more tech calls for 2 days!!! woohooo!
Hello? Tech Support? I NEED Help!
My keyboard doesn’t work. Opps! I mean the Mouse, the thing that you move around and all. Well, when I move it left it leave a trail of mayo and when I right click it Ketchup squirts out! Oh, and the little arrow thing just sits there!
Psst, Daniel… next time you find your comment there when it’s supposed to be a nested reply, try replying to it. Fun stuff.
(Psst, it’s spelled ‘Gollum’ in LotR.)
1 dong per thong
*scootches away*
ah ccome back, where ya going little lady???? Come over here, see my new sock puppet show.
Got any hammocks for those bananas? They look tired.
One bang per gong. Seriously.
1 gong per show.
1 show per night.
1 night per stand.
(hopefully) > 1 stand per night.
1 duel per fates
One Call does it All [local sleezy lawyer ad]
per maul, wolves maul skwerly’s,
Cute picture, but the “out of business” is what that is.
Not really a “Fail” at all.
That location is selling out to the bare walls, fixtures and all.
The usual national fire code standards require a certain number of fire extinguishers and many places have the absolute minimum.
That means that that minimum number of extinguishers have to stay there until the last person is headed out the door for the last time.
Mookie is NOT going to like you.
We need to come up with a label for this type of buzzkill comment.
Peter: So, do you really think you’re suited to be the fourth guy in our group, Buzz Killington?
Quagmire: Yeah, I mean, we mainly just sit hear in the booth and crack jokes, but, you’re kind of a buzz kill.
Buzz Killington: Oh on the contrary I’ve quite a mastery of the humorous yarn (laughs). Do any of you know the tale of how cornmeal came to be?
Cleveland, Quagmire and Peter: No, No, uh-uh no.
Buzz Killingon: Neither did the miller when he left his house that morning.
Not. At. All.
*adds to list of funless trolls*
*receives list and makes new spot in troll cage*
*Needs to sleep more than 4 hours in a row this week to thank this guy for his last comment. And he means LAST.*
For a second there EGG, I thought you transformed into that weird Kool-Aid animated pitcher thing!
Nice new avatar EGG !
Thank you for not being an idiot. Half of these “fails” make perfect sense.
Thank you for not having a sense of humor. More than half of these “fails” make a perfect opportunity for people to have fun commenting on them.
99%? That’s more than half!
To quote a movie…”It’s called a sense of humor. They’re nice. You should get one.”
*Hands Desiree a prescription*
Good for 1 sense of humo(u)r transplant, and daily Irony supplements for 1 year. Please schedule a follow-up appointment within 2 weeks.
“Do not use to fix Game Boys”
12nd
*Stamps ‘IGNORE’*
Is that the free stamp that came with the Fail and Win stamps?
It is. The other stamps include ‘MR SAUSAGE MINION’ and ‘WHY IS THIS GUY ON FAILBLOG ANYWAY?’
I’m a little disappointed they left out “NOT A FAIL GUYS”.
Can I order two “MR SAUSAGE MINION”, please?
Yep. Would you like anything else?
Can I get a “FIRST” and a “PHOTOSHOPPED” please?
I’m trying to delete the inventory of these so others will quit using them. But I’m poor.
YEP! ????
BondFan4518 actually said “YEP!”
Oooooooooo!
Now he sounds like aa American Fast Food Employee!
We’ve corrupted him. GAWD for give us.
It was bound to happen, but I really thought it was going to be the innuendo that was going to cause the first slip up!
I’m sorry, did I say ‘yep’? I meant ‘of course, my good man’. Slip of the tongue, you see.
Don’t worry, my language remains intact. At least I think it is…
It’s too late. He’s already forgotten about the scones…he’s doomed.
Time to change his name to Felix Leiter Fan!
Now please desist, Marius. Dragon, I can assure you that the scones affair was a simple misunderstanding. I know scones are widely eaten all over the nation, and I was just a bit confused.
What, no ‘YARPOF’ stamp?
Way to be, Circuit City.
It’s funny that there is a hidden morse code saying “Do not take pictures”!
Oh, the irony.
*checks out Zurack’s new avatar*
You are forgiven.
*smile*
*scratchs head*
I am puzzled by your approval.
*hands bff an ‘e’*
He had usurped Mikey D’s moomin. I was very put out with him about that. Now things are as they should be.
Maybe I will use your avatar next time!
Just kidding
Like the smilies
I think those are AC outlets.
Is the AC outlet for sale? There’s no sign.
There was an electronics store in a town I lived in that I financed a home stereo system with just to get my credit started, after 6 months the place went out of business, I continued as normal to send my payments in, i eventualy started getting my payemnts returned to me as the company had left the address their collections department was in, that was 12 years ago and I still havent paid off the stereo and could not ever find anywhere to do so. And it never showed up on my credit report, go figure. Wish my finance company for my truck would do that, lol.
Wow, that’s amazing! There was like an electronics store in a town I lived in too! And, like you know, like they sold stereos and like they went out of business and like kinda everything! It is so cool that the same thing like kinda happened but not exactly you know! I don’t have a truck, lol. Go figure! Go back to sleep.
I will like go back to sleep like when i get off your mom like.
Lol
Troll.
Let me guess – you were glad to wake up?
I am glad I woke up every day, its a good day when your looking at the green side of the grass and not the brown dirt side, lol
you’re my hero. handi-tard
The steak is going to be upset.
We have put up signs on all fire extinguishers to prevent what happened last year…
Funnier than this sign would be the incident that led somebody to say, “We better put a sign on that fire extinguisher.”.
Having worked retail for a little too long, the two most irritating things are yearly inventory and going out of business, because you have to put do not inventory (and do not sell for the latter) signs on EVERYTHING. Otherwise the company doing inventory will count it no matter how ridiculous it is. We lost about an hour last year because someone forgot to put DNI tags on the trash cans. So every trash can in the 60,000 sq. ft. store got inventoried.
/facedesk
Good thing they didn’t inventory the trash inside you could have lost days….but on the other hand they would have found the squirrel.
thats sad, i can see it now, 4 hours lost over arguing about who is going to put, do not sale or inventory or do not eat on the Urinal cakes, lol.
It really is that bad. Not urinal cakes, but literally everything in every inch of the store.
And that’s the real truth of it. Haha. Signs always mean someone’s done it, or tried it, or thought about it seriously. Haha.
20 bucks says it’s only still in the store because our enterprising cashier called the manager to find out why it wasn’t scanning in.
Double fail. Not only should an employee know not to sell the fire extinguisher, but if ANY employees at CC had been able to sell ANYTHING, they mught be out of business.
*Does a little gardening. Culls out the u in might and plants an I. Inserts a “not” between the new and improved might and be. Waters the comment and watches it grow into a full grown comment*
This week on FailBlog Home and Gardens…
I wish I worked in this place. I’d have to put a “Do Not Stick Beans Up Your Nose” sign in the break room, then leave a can of them under the coffee maker.
If you came to work in my office, you’d have to post a memo stating “Do Not Decorate The Outside of a Patrol Car in Mid-July with Pantiliners”
…because, you know, the glue then melts and bonds them to the car on an almost-impossible-to-remove manner.
lol. But in all other months that would be epic.
Coffee beans? Why not just leave them in the coffee maker?
Because I’m a big believer in actively assisting natural selection.
200!
LOL!!!
Was this the nightmare you were speaking of?
I didn’t want you guys to miss her…
You don’t look a centimeter over Wednesday.
There are noodles in that.
One time I found a hoarsehair in my verbatim, and my sister’s aunt lol’d!
PURPLE PEOPLE EATER
The pheasant has no agenda.
The pheasants are revolting?
But the real chicken is quite tasty.
the electricity outlet’s expression at the paper is amazing
LOL that sure speaks volumes for their employees doesnt it! LMAO
http://www.online-privacy.cz.tc
obvious just wanting to link to his blog FAIL.
obvious just wanting to point out the obvious WIN.
obvious attempting to point out what is obvious that I was pointing out what was obvious…win?
amazing.
Yeah baby. That says it all.
an employee at circuit city here in the phoenix, az area said a couple of days ago “you have no idea how many customers have already asked about weird things to buy – i could have sold my shoes twice”.
think about it, someone had to have tried to buy at the register, or a savvy salesman tried to sell it to some senile old Grandma telling her it was one of those new fangled ipods and her grandson will love it
They are closing Circuit City stores and probably liquidating the entire store, including fixtures. Its reasonable for them to mark certain things as not for sale. I guess I am just taking this one too seriously.
Test
Fail
Great the only time it posts my damn comments is when I don’t need it to…
It’s pink, you’re pregnant.
But it also says Fail? Fail positive?
LoL, I know stupid random pink avatar
I need to upload a new one….
Nice cakes did you do all of them?
Thank you and yes. It’s a hobby that keeps me out of trouble.
HAH!!
…*ahem* Sorry. Did I type that out loud?
DERP!
Attempting to be a troll FAIL.
*giggle*
Uh, they’re in a liquidation. The LIQUIDATOR put those signs on everything. They do this is every store that is going out of buisness. The liquidator is there to sell everything in the store, even fixtures. I love people people take pictures of things they don’t understand and say that the associates are stupid. Another cause of IGNORANT customers! Way to go!
Reading earlier comments fail.
WoW…sense of humor fail
WoW sucks. Settlers rocks.
There was a wet towel sale at Linens & Things and Desiree stocked up on them.
She heard they were going out of business, so she asked them for a job in the wet blanket department.
epic humor FAIL.
Did someone forget to put a Do Not Sell sign on your jocularity humerus?
their stock is worth 22 cents a share, I just figured out why
“Do not sell the cash register till.”
I notice how they didn’t say that the wall wasn’t for sale. Plus, the sign doesn’t specify what isn’t for sale. Is it jsut the sign that’s not for sale? The fire extinguisher? The entire wall? Surely, if the employees are stupid enough to sell a fire extinguisher that’s not for sale, they’re stupid enough to need to be told the answers to the questions I just asked.
Does this company employ ancient Greeks? Is that why they have this sign? Surely a lack of Zeppelin and being on Inpu’s bad side really makes one’s people stupid. People need Zeppelin. Jimmy Page, John Paul Jones, Robert Plant, and John Bonham (RIP) are what make the world go round instead of an inconvenient shape/
I can’t sell the extinguisher? Dammit, I’ll never make my quota now!
Must… resist… the urge… to sell… it.
This is Photoshopped. You can tell by the shadow on the left of the fire extinguisher. Also, didn’t anyone else notice that the font used in “do not sell” differs from the font in Circuit City? Definitely fake!
hate to point it out.. but this isn’t really a fail.
it’s probably one of the sellout stores where they are selling EVERYTHING… and the fire extinguisher belongs to the landlord. I’m sure some stores are selling everything including the racks.
.. If that sign is there, It means that someone actually sold a fire extinguisher. How dumb would you have to be?
How much did you get for it?
Circuit City is a FAIL…haha ha FINANCIAL FAIL
At least until the Fire Sale.
Oh man. My fiance wasn’t kidding when he sent me this link and said someone beat me to it… I was kicking myself when we went to a Circuit City somewhere near Concord and I realized I didn’t have my cell phone on me to take a picture…
I wonder if they did that at all the Circuit Cities that were going out of business… Maybe someone sent a company-wide memo out to remind people not to sell the fire extinguishers… haha…
Man, no wonder they’re bankrupt. They couldn’t sell their fire extinguisher to save the company!
They probably should sell it…
its when the store is going out of business, they have to sell everything but this
eh this was actually from a liquidation sale there, the liquidators put stuff on all the items and fixtures like that
I work for Circuit City. That was more than likely an employee. They got bored. Trust me it is hard to find enough things to keep busy with when trying to actively avoid anything that can be considered work. The rule of thumb is “What are they going to do fire me?”
not anymore I guess.
I think it’s safe to say they can sell it now, since they are going out of business. XD
Maybe that’s why they went out of business.
Awww, I remember those signs
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It makes me wonder why Circuit City went out of business
Just to let you know this is not really a fail. Circuit city(an electronics store) recently went out of business and was selling everything in the store(even the fixtures) so they just put this sign there so no one would try to sell that also.
Brian Sandler is correct. They had a big story on “This American Life” (NPR) about Circuit City’s liquidation. They sold the carpets, the vacuum cleaners, etc.