Click to see G-Rated Pics and Movies Only
« Previous Vending Machine Fail | Unfail Stuff, Unfail Shipping — LOLMart.com Black Friday Sale Next »
» 252 Failures in Communication
Daily Shipments of Fail via Email
Our RSS Fail
-
Recent Comments
Arthur Eld on Best Western Window Fail The Moomin on Best Western Window Fail The Moomin on Best Western Window Fail Arthur Eld on Best Western Window Fail Lurk ♀ on Best Western Window Fail The Moomin on Best Western Window Fail DrB on Best Western Window Fail DrB on Best Western Window Fail Lurk ♀ on Best Western Window Fail Judy on Best Western Window Fail
Wee Chair?
Weeeee!
You spelled chiair wrong.
Sorry, the *FIRST*-rush attacked once again.
Indeed, i appear to have dropped my cancer wig along the way, next time i’ll jump in the wheechair
What’s the ‘excitement win’?
Whee!
Whooooooooo!
Woooooooooow!
Most excitement I’ve had all day.
I ate too much to go WHEEEE!
Already?!
Heh lunch for me was 5 hours ago
Poooooooooooooooo?
Wash your hands after!
And make sure to evacuate the area!
Someone light a match.
*FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM*
Thanks for the comment, but now can you light a match?
Eek! Your fluff may catch fire!
Foiled again! Damn you Zurack!
*lights match*
KABLAMO!
Eep!
*carefully does not *FOOOM!!**
*calls the fire brigade after Dragonwriter’s finger slips*
Oh, gad…
*waits for the pervie comments to commence*
*destroys the innuendo machine*
There.
Sorry…Lunchbox’s pants are indestructible.
Trust me. I know.
JAPAN!
Please remain seated for the entire performance.
That makes it a triple fail! xD
YOU spelled chair wrong.
You fail at failing. Good job.
Thanks!
i think we all fail cos none of us have a wheechiair..if only i had one of those my life would be fulfilled.
Oh man, who doesnt love a WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE chiair!
Nobody doesn’t like a WEEEEEEEEEEEE chiair!
Double negative fail.
How? Nobody doesn’t is like everybody does. English knowledge fail.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Happy Thaksgiving you too.
Why thank you!
You’re so giving.
And happy.
And thankful :3
you fail on “thanks”-giving
lol
Happy Thanksgiving to all here!
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone (even if you don’t celebrate it)! Have some turkey, stuffing, yams, cranberry sauce, green beans, rolls, mashed potatoes, ham, chicken, roast beef, peas (blech), corn (blech) and then for desert you can have pumpkin pie, cake, cookies, ice cream … hehehe I am still stuffed from lunch! best meal in a long while time!
Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Who doesn’t like corn?????? Eat your corn, young man!
What about all those Not here? A Sad Thanksgiving?
No.. we are happy the rest of the time.
Thanks but we had our thanksgiving a month and a half ago! However, We are perfectly willing to eat more turkey + pumkin pie, eh!!
The more the better!
I just got my bird in the oven about 45 min. ago. This is the first dinner of the day that I am cooking. I am already tired.
Hope your mom is getting better by the day Avis. I keep her in my thoughts and you as well because I know it is heavy on you.
She’s doing MUCH better. She walked to the store with me yesterday. She couldn’t carry anything but the pie, but she got out of the house! I go over after 1 pm today to start our dinner.
And thank you! That is very nice to hear! I must be tired, ’cause that brought a tear to my eye!
My Thanksgiving will consist of hoping the Marketplace Grill is open and getting a salad. In FL and NJ, places were open on holidays. I am not having high hopes for AR. Nothing like arriving to a new place a week before a holiday. But the upside is, my son comes home around the 6th of December and will be here until Christmas. *insert happy mom dance*
Yay! Be sure to get in all the mothering possible. He may balk, but secretly, he’ll love it!
Oh no, he already put in his requests for mom stuff hehehe. “Can you bake some cookies? Can you make this? Can you do that when I get there? Can we go here?” I do lose him for a few days when he goes “home” to Florida to see his dad and my family/friends but then he comes back and he’s mine mine mine through Christmas.
So you’re gonna do the “mom stuff”, right?
Of course. When he graduated BCT, he requested that I bring cookies made from scratch. He requested 7 different kinds. Each one makes a lot of cookies. So I wound up flying to MO with about 300 cookies in my suitcase. The entire barracks had cookies the night before graduation hehehe.
You are an awesome mom!
Hmmm… maybe I’ll post some cookie recipes soon.
I have one that is amazingly good and amazingly simple made from chocolate and yellow cake mixes. It is his favorite of all the cookies and it is the easiest one I do. But it makes TONS of cookies. I am a baker by hobby. I bake and decorate cakes and hope to one day open a bakery.
When you do, let me know. I’ll come help! Maybe it could be a cafe!
I’ll do the non-bake cooking.
Click on my name and you can see one of my cakes. I used to have a website but when I moved to NJ, the email address it was linked to went away and the renewal notice on my domain name expiration never got to me so I lost my domain.
Link not working. It brings me right back to failblog.
Better?
Very professional!!! I especially like the basket weave on the sides, that takes a long time doesn’t it?
Thank you. And not after a while. A bag in each hand and it goes quickly. I have a lot more cakes but they are on disks. I just threw some pics out there on photobucket until I can recreate my website. It gives me a creative outlet and keeps me off the streets at night
That’s beautiful Ryannon. Can I come work with you, too?
It will be the Non-fail Bakery? hehehe
Can I poke your pies?
HAPPY THANKSGIVING, FAILBLOGGERS!!!
*hughughughughug!*
*gets caught up in the Thanksgiving hug*
*politely goes along with it*
Nice work Ryannon, I wish I were that good at cake decorating. I think I just need more practice.
I wish it were a holiday here
*sigh*
That’s wonderful! I’d love to contribute some cookies too. I have to make chocolate chip cookies every time I come home because my family begs me for them.
Ahhh… Moms talking about their kids and sharing recipes.
I can feel the love, and it smells delicious!!
Ryannon – that cake looks amazing! I just had my thanksgiving dinner and that picture got me salivating like a dog eating alka seltzers…
Happy thanksgiving!!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Hope everyone feasted and enjoyed.
It was a veritable Feast of Crows.
Have you, or have you not, heard… the word??
(also, this whole conversation is now making me VERY hungry. The yogurt I just ate is just not gonna do it!)
So… you don’t want to hear about the lavender scented roast turkey, mashed sweet potatoes, lemon sage green beans, and all the rest?
must…. resist…. urge… to…. pig…out…
Why?
Yum Avis you sound like quite the chef. I hope roasting that turkey isn’t a conflict of interest.
Avis has the best recipes all the time.
And one for bacon vodka.
A bit early for me, I should at least wait until I make it over to Mom’s.
I think it’s ok for her to eat flightless birds.
Cannibal!
She drives me crazy.
Fine Young Commenters.
Fine Young Carnivores.
Fine Young Cuisine.
Fine Young Cutlers
Fine Young Campers.
Fine Young Cucumbers.
Fine Young Cartographers
Fine Young Cabbalists.
Fine Young Circumcisers.
Fine Young Cars.
Fine Young Crackers
Fine Young Courtesans.
(I’m still mad at you, Zurack!)
Fine Young Cats.
Fine Young Claustrophobics.
)
(Still mad at me? But I gave you a DVD of our “secret reunion”!
Fine Young Castanets
Fine Young Chips.
*free fine young chips*
Fine Young Clavicles
Fine Young Craniums.
Fine Young Chrysanthemums
Fine Young Centipedes
Fine Young Chestnuts.
Fine Young Cowbells.
aaaaaand stop!
*ignores J completely*
Fine Young Chandeliers.
Fine Young Cannabis
Fine Young Cannibals
Booooooooooooooo!Hissssssssssssss!
Fine Young Cormorants
Fine Young Cranberries
Fine Young Coeds
Fine Young Canadians
Fine Young Cardigans
Fine Young Constables
Fine Young Curmudgeons.
Fine Young Cowboys.
*I think I just broke my back*
It’s not! I just finished the first of my two turkey dinners! Yay! I made the lavender turkey, green bean casserole (by request, I HATE the stuff), dressing, mashed potatoes, and mashed sweet potatoes. Now I get to go to Mom’s and do it all over again! But this meal will NOT have the casserole. I am giving my self an hour or so break.
I would be taking the rest of the week off!!
That first dinner is for the maintenance and doorman staff in my building. One of the guys bought everything and hired me to do the cooking. And he’s not even working today! He won’t get any of it. He is at a relative’s house for the day.
Sucks to be him! But I bet the other guys are VERY happy! Things like that can make all the difference in life.
My mother told me that I have done my good deed for the month!
I managed to burn myself cooking for my mom & myself.
*sigh*
It wouldn’t be a special meal if I didn’t burn myself. I am tired, soooo tired. I have to stay up to give a plate of left-overs to one of the doormen. I’m not sure I can do it.
Put it on the door with a little bow!
*gives Avis some aloe*
I have to carry this stuff around a lot!
I’m on the 21st floor! He never makes it past the first! If I left it
down stairs, someone else would walk off with it. I’m going down stairs in about 10 min or so, THEN I get to sleep!
Thank you Dragon! I have burn pads that I can cut down to size. Held in place with a band-aid. Aloe would come in handy right about now.
I made a huge pan of homemade lasagne for work, we’re having a little ‘potluck’ dinner and everyone said “NO TURKEY”.
Ugh, you can have my helping of all that. I have to find a restaurant that is open today.
Chinese Buffets are all Open here…
Some will even have Roast Turkey & Dressing on the Buffet Line.
Chinese restaurants are open everywhere, Ryannon. Lots of people will be going out for Chinese tonight.
I fancy a chinese tonight.
Yumyumyum.
We did that last year for Christmas, it was kinda cool.
I cooked christmas dinner last year. It was served on rectangular plates which made it look more professional that if it was on a circular plate. That’s the secret!
EVERYONE WAIT JUST A COTTON-PICKIN’ MOMENT!
*squeezes the moomin!*
Wheeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
*steps into the box, magician waves wand, and POOF!*
OOF!
Um…could someone help me down from this roof, please?
*Waits a moment to pick cotton*
I’ll have the blue please.
*Helps Dragonwriter down from roof*
*SQUEEZE*
*Disappears into the blue*
Damn, you’re quick for a moomin.
*sings*
Pretty Moomin, walking down the street…
The kind I’d like to meet.
And no, I do not have a moomin fetish… ¬_¬
Pretty Moomin…
(etc.,etc.)
Just how long is a cotton-pickin’ moment? Here take my hand and watch your step.
A cotton-pickin’ moment must be long, I here those seeds are tricky to remove.
Oh, and Happy Thanksgiving.
It goes quicker if you have a little gin …
Everything goes quicker with the right kind of alcoholic drink.
That’s the spirit!
Enjoy your turkey day ;P
Happy Thanksgiving to all! I haven’t been on lately because I just got home, and I’ll be going to Virginia for Turkey day dinner. I’ll see you guys later this week!
Happy Thanksgiving to all my failblog friends everywhere.
*group hug*
And what of your failblog enemies? MWAHAHAHA!
Like Nintendo Weeeeeeeeeee
OMG I have never been so close to first before in my life. How thrilling!
“Oh noes, I cant remember – does the ‘i’ come before or after the ‘a’?”
….. Chiair. Lets just cover all the bases.
Well one fail is better than none… but where are all the other fails today? Don’t tell me the USA stops failing on Thanksgiving. You have the rest of the world to think of!
They give thanks for not failing for the day.
Oh no, we fail every day of the year. We just sleep in on Thanksgiving and fill up on fail later before the big games.
And twice on Sundays?
More like 5 ways through Sunday.
The Detroit Lions sucked all the fail out of the world in thier game today.
But the world revolves around us, didn’t you know? The U.S. is the ONLY country worth recognizing!
(said with sarcasm, lots of sarcasm)
For some it is because it’s the only country they CAN recognize… on a map.
Well, yeah, but why bring up Palin now?
Maps you say? I think Miss South Carolina pretty much got that one covered.
And such.
And also as in South Africa and such.
And the Iraq and such as.
And the succotash stuff.
Are we still suffering from that?
Just a little, more like a suffragette.
…city. Wham Bam Thank You Mamm!
And succotash.
I feel so cool when it does that.
hehehe I had already totally forgotten she existed until you mentioned her!! But she CAN recognize Russia…. from her window!
That’s how she decides whom to invade next.
My favorite Pundit Kitchen joke about her was: Finally! A beauty queen who DOESN’T want world peace!
That’s a great line.
That’s not true! They cannot recognize the US!
I thought Copernicus disproved the world rotating around the U.S? (Or is it ‘U.S.?’? I haven’t a clue.)
Don’t tell that to the republicans!
Yeah, they think God made the U.S. and then threw in the rest to give us something to do.
As in something to invade? To dominate?
Yes please.
I thought “the rest of the world” was a myth.
And it is illegal to travel there! Well, ok, it’s only a mythdemeanor, but still!
Very punny scotteh, it’s libel to make people snicker.
It’s my arresting sense of humour.
Ok. Safe word is cranberry.
A-HA!!
*makes a note in the notebook*
Well Loz and Ryannon started it, I’m just making sure they show a little restraint and they are being safe
I thought it was “cupcake”!
Your my cupcake!
And ‘mashed sweet potatoes’ !?!? oh my god no! just no! ..
Sweet potatoes are meant to be baked in a casserole dish with
brown sugar and topped with marshmallows *drool*
*gag*
…And yes, ErickB, I chose that word just for you!
Try ‘em my way… I dare you! You will love them!
*chuckle* well when I come to Chicago I will stop in and try some
Wasn’t that Sarah Palin?
No, she thinks he threw the rest in to give us something to shoot.
And colonise.
Of course. That’s alimentary.
Copernicus and the other scientists forgot about the gravitational pull of all those people in California.
Hmm. So has the LHC in fact been built to create a blackhole to create a gravitational pull to counteract that of California?
Aha! Their evil plan becomes clear. It would have to be a very BIG
black hole though…
To fit in all the fake boobs?
I usually hear it pronounced “You Ass”
U.S.!
I actually have a very funny story like that. My great-grandmother, who was from Texas, and retained a very strong accent, was with my mother and my aunt, who had driven to Toronto from NY to see a play. My great-grandma had a sore throat at the time. They were on their way back into NY, so they were going through customs, when they stopped, and the man at the booth asked where they lived. My aunt said “U.S.”, my mother said “U.S.”, and my great-grandmother said “U.S” very quietly. The man asked my great-g-ma to repeat what she said, so she said “U.S.” A bit louder. The man still couldn’t understand, so he asked for her to repeat one more time, and she (in her full-on Texas accent) “U.S!!!”, which sounded very much like she was shouting “You ass!” at the toll-booth guy. Needless to say, he finally understood, everyone was embarrassed, and the three ladies drove off in hysterics. I still laugh when I hear that story.
You guys have never heard of Wheechi Air? It’s a new thing. You have to ride a wheel chair between the double yellow lines. On one wheel.
^not me!
(we know. Doesn’t sound like you)
wooo.. That’s good. I didn’t know if he used a voice modulator as well.
Nah…different accent.
My avatar is the best! It’s the only avatar that is not a real-life image or a ripoff!
so what is it? all i see is a black square with 4 lil’ dots
That’s what I saw the other day. Today it’s like a raised square red button/light with a black surround.
I’d be very impressed if he’s evolving his avatar over time.
YAY! All is once again right with the world!
*squeezes the moomin*
It’s a red cube. Yep, a cube.
Liar. Mine is my personal sigil.
That’s why even if you want to grow up to be a criminal or a vandal, you still have to go to school.
How do we know this isn’t a runway for Whee Chi Air?? maybe its a win??
Are they fans of the Chi Square test?
who isn’t?
They must be using the new Dicitionary
A Wheechiair? I didn’t expect that.
NO-ONE EXPECTS THE WHEELCHAIR INQUI-
*FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!-ed by Dragonwriter*
Our chieif weapon is sirpirise…sirpirise and feiair…feiair and sirprisie
The comfy chiair!?!?
Ha you losers haven’t heard of a wheechiair!!!
*flies away on magic fantastical wheechiair*
weechiair…that sounds like fun
The Wii Chair
with motion sensing
Too bad most of the games that used it were considered to be discriminatory against handicapped people…
Well folks, I have been up since 8 am. It took me 5 tries to type that first sentence (I’m injured, remember?), and three times to type this one. I am gonna go sleep now. G’night all!
Good night to you and your mom. Tell us tomorrow how the lavender bird turned out.
G’night, sweetie!
*hug!*
Best to you and your mom!
soo bad hahaha
lolololololol
The double yellow line means “no stopping”, meaning you can’t pull up to the kerb and wait for someone to get in or out. Good job it only applies to wheechiairs.
Dunno – put it at the top of a hill, and I’m sure someone will go “whee!!!!” all the way down…
MY ROFLCOPTER GOES SOI SOI SOI SOI and a (click ching) and take your money
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!1!
I WANT A WHEECHAIR!!!
GO WHEEE!!!
WHEECHIAIR LONY
LOL I want a wheechair.
i think its me but i dont get it =D
so im just gonna say WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS FUN!?!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!
OOOO I GET I NAO!!!!! MAN DO I FEEL DUMB!
Other than spelling fail, I don’t get it.
Do want a wheechiair. What ever it is, it sounds good.
WHEEEEEeeee!