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Interesting dentist
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*eats MNM*
*makes pervie comment*
*makes puerile comment*
*MAKES POMPOUS COMMENT*
*makes preposterous comment*
*makes penultimate comment*
*doubts that*
*seriously doubts that*
*missus doubtfires that*
*that seriously doubts*
*watches The Godfather, Part II*
No doubt.
*makes spam comment*
SPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAMSPAM
THIS IS SPAMTA!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!
*makes pendulous comment*
*makes pretentious comment*
*makes prosperous comment*
*makes plentiful comment*
*makes pernicious comment*
*makes plenteous comment*
*makes presentable comment*
*makes precarious comment*
*makes puntastic comment*
*makes pedantic comment*
pe⋅dan⋅tic /pəˈdæntɪk/ [puh-dan-tik]
adjective 1. ostentatious in one’s learning.
2. overly concerned with minute details or formalisms, esp. in teaching.
*makes proselytising comment*
*goes for a ride*
I found this at the bottom of the list.
*makes polystyrene comment*
*makes posthumous comment*
*makes papier mâché comment*
*makes prolific comment*
*makes proper comment*
*makes Pandora’s comment*
*makes poncy comment*
*makes paragliding comment*
*makes pteradactyl comment*
Ka Ka! Tukki Tukki!
*makes paranormal comment*
Welcome…to the Twilight Zone
*eerie music*
*makes paralytic comment*
nnnhhgarrr!
makes professional comment
^
Above comment does not count due to lack of asterisks
*makes productive comment*
*makes precious comment*
*makes peculiar comment*
*makes Puck comment*
Lord, what fools these mortals be!
*makes PanAm comment*
We are now offering flights to the moon…
*makes Pyongyang comment*
Oh wait, I can’t, we’re not allowed to have internet access.
*makes pointless comment* (this time with asterisks)
*makes pugnacious comment*
*makes public comment*
*makes completely unrelated comment cuz she doesn’t get the joke*
*makes comment explaining to fluffy that it’s just one of those threads that go on and on*
*makes comment to Fluffy and Bond telling them they ruined the chain of comments with an adjective starting with P”
*makes a comment to make the thread go on that little bit further*
*makes paradoxial comment*
*makes poopylicious comment*
*makes propulsive comment*
*makes comment*
*makes comment*
KISS – Keep it simple, stooopid. (when available)
*makes prophetic comment*
*makes practical comment*
*makes puppy comment*
What?
Ich mache gar kein Kommentar
Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?
*makes petulant comment*
You always do these things without me. It’s so unfair!
C-c-c-c-c-combo Breaker!
*makes permeable comment*
*makes prokaryote comment*
*sneezes*
*makes pulchritudinous comment*
Lookee what I started! Wheee!
*makes pustular comment*
ewwwww…
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*makes parallel comments*
*makes parallel comments*
*makes prophylactic comment*
*makes patronising comment* (bless)
*makes (parenthetical) comment*
*makes predictable comment*
Saw that coming.
*makes prehistoric comment*
(shows her age)
*makes p a n o r a m i c comment*
*makes para-useless comment*
(That one’s been done before)
*makes palpitating comment*
(That one’s been done before)
*makes plagiarizing comment*
*makes polypeptide comment*
(That was very clever)
*makes panegyric comment*
*makes pejorative comment*
*makes paternal comment*
(Thank you Loz)
*makes pederast comment*
*makes parrot comment*
Brawwwwwwwwwwwwwwk! Pieces of eight.
*wants a cracker*
*makes paternal comment*
Here, please pee in this cup…
(My comment was directed at AsTheCrowFlies)
*makes penitential comment*
*makes pee comment*
Oops, missed the cup.
*makes ‘pologetic comment*
(my bad, Loz)
*makes a comment just because I’m bored and I don’t have anything else to do =O*
*Makes pyroclastic comment*
Just going with the flow.
* m a k e s p r o l o n g e d c o m m e n t *
P.S., Avis: how did you reply to Loz *points out “Comments won’t (pardon me, wont) nest below this level.”*
*makes a Peter Griffin comment*
“I have something to tell you. I’m not quite sure how to say this.
I’M FAT.”
*makes pottymouth comment*
*makes pancreatic comment*
*makes pterodactyl comment*
*makes prolific statement*
(Thanks Loz)
*wink*
*makes posthumous assertion*
*makes periodontic comment*
*makes periodic comment*
*makes out*
makes parasitic comment, hoping to suck the life out of something thay may have gone on too long
*Makes pooptacular comment*
*Makes panda comment, ’cause pandas are awesome.*
*makes deadly comment*
“im gonna eat yeh!”
*makes penis comment*
and cant believe nobody else did
*makes totally pointless comment*
*makes supercalafragalisticexpieladotious comment*
*makes punk comment*
-makes panicked comment-
(and yes, I don’t use asterisks)
*makes propogandical comment*
(*makes parenthetic paradiddly com-com-ment-ment*)
*makes comment about how you all fail with comments and i fail with my name and fail blog fails with “fail@failblog.org”
*Fires his Lazor*
*makes patriarcal comment*
*makes no comment*
*makes persnickety comment*
*makes pubic comment*
*actually makes a comment*
the pic makes no sense.
*punches commenters in the puss*
*makes partial com
Bondfan4518 did make the penulitmate comment. notice how
no comments will nest below the comments directly after his.
Penultimate means next to last. I pronounce WIN for BondFan.
*makes particular comment*
*makes phosphorous comment*
*attempts to highlight comment in glow in the dark ink*
/*makes commented comment*/
*tickles inside of your body*
*likes that*
*ties a knot from your balls(from inside ofc
)*
That’s the THIRD comment suggesting Loz is male! I’m outraged!
*uproar*
*kills you with a stick*
*summons flock of tiny feathered friends*
*laughs at you because your name means newspaper in norwegian*
*wonders how you can laugh while being pecked at by hundreds
of tiny birds*
And Avis has to do with birds, from latin.
Loz isn’t a boy?
Nope.
No, she most certainly is not.
Avis means ‘made from the birds obstacle’ in latin, so you’re right, is has to do with birds.
Sorry Magazine, but you are wrong.
According to my Cassell’s avis means a bird in general and especially a bird of omen.
At least let us have a memorial service before letting your birds on his carcass!
I am avenging the death of…BFF’s double apparently.
Have you seen my exact double? He was wandering around here a few minutes ago and…
Oh my god. What have you done to him?!
i annoyed him to death
*kicks MNM into the troll cage*
And stay there!
I’m out!
Rumor has it you are so far in you can see Narnia.
Yeh but is was boring so i went out again..
I’m sorry, but there is no way you can escape:
1). At least 200 Titanium doors
2). Six billion armed guards
3). 300 feet underground
noclip
Ibegyourpardon?
That is the mode in games where you can fly anywhere through anything and not get damaged
*ahem*
*Guns down MNM in a hail of bullets and revokes cheat*
You were saying?
You’re clearly not a gamer BondFan.
*golf clap*
As the no damage part works nicely i’m still very alive.
But i fly inside you, grab your heart and fly out with it.
You are dead in 3.2.1.Byebye
I am a gamer. I’ve completed Nightfire, From Russia with Love, Everything or nothing, etc. I’m also into Rise of Nations, Age of Empires, Civilisation, etc.
Anyway, surely MNM cannot use a cheat on Failblog? That was banned a few weeks ago!
MNM, you cannot possibly reach me.
You are in another zone.
The Twilight Zone.
There is no crying in baseball and no cheats on failblog.
That settles it then. FailParliament has passed a law decreeing that all cheats, video game or otherwise, have been banned.
My Cheat Engine is still frozen on ON so my cheating is still active
And I luckily have a portal in your location and in mine so going to you is no problem
Cheat Engine bypasses that
CheatEngine bypasses that law
MNM, you formally comitted a FailCrime. Thus, you are to be ignored and branded a troll.
CheatEngine bypasses this law of yours
*sticks fingers in ears*
LALALALA!!! I CAN’T HEEEAR YOU!
Is there anyone else who thinks ‘Mnah Mnah Doo Doo DooDooDoo. Mnah Mnah Doo DooDoo Doo.’ WHen they see MNM’s name?
Dammit! Just when I figured out the one way to cheat death. *sigh*
* shows no concern whatsoever *
*scampers back to huge plate of delicious free food*
By “huge plate”, do you mean “garbage bin”?
Communist.
Republican.
HI!
*hug*
Was your dinner wonderful??
Great, once I got over the burn!
*hugs*
*gets out some burn gel and bandages* Here let’s play doctor and I will fix you right up. Please take off all your clothes and have a seat on
the exam table.
*complies*
THAT ought to blow his mind!
*turns on super-secret spycam*
Activates tivo.
*is very professional, does a thorough exam starting from your head down to your toes and back up again* *makes sure not to block the spycam*
To be fair, BFF never said that
1) the titanium doors were locked
2) the guards were instructed to shoot MNM
3) there was no elevator or other device to safely transport MNM to ground level.
*Makes preoccupied comment*
*laughs out loud*
*makes PUFFY comment*
Yeah, I don’t want to know what her dentist did to her…
http://insults-insults.blogspot.com/
My dentist does liposuction too.
My takeyourspamelsewhere hates you too.
*roffle*
Omigod! *cries* I’d like to thank the Academy… of Fail…
*standing ovation!*
*cheers and whistles!*
*wipes a tear*
*starts a wave of epic proportions*
*sets off fireworks*
I’m bored.
Not ovulating today, then? :p
*drops his pants*
*standing ovulation*
Need a standitary napkin?
Actuly the ad is right. if someone got into an accedent and the jaw needed to be fixed (having a dentist come in and wire the jaw shut so it may heal) from the weeks of not eating solid food will cause weight to be lost.
Yes, but why would they use that story as an advertisement? Do the dentist’s brothers work for the Mafia? “We’ll break your jaw and help you lose weight at the same time”?
Sure, she can fit into her jeans because the dentist made her teeth hurt so much that she couldn’t nom anything… either that or…. more excerzize? <—-spelling FAIL
Must be one hell of a dentist.
Riiiiight….
That reminds me… If it wasn’t for my horse I wouldn’t have spent this year in college.
You mean mating horses? That makes even less sense.
Lewis Black win.
*aneurysm*
3 cheers for catherine the great! *hip-hip-hoorah*
(she paid her way through court with a horse!! XD!!
3 cheers for catherine the great *hip-hip-hoorah!!*
I used to tell people my dentist found my breast lump. They are multi-talented, these dentists.
My brother’s a dentist… I’d like to think he doesn’t engage in that sort of unprofessional activity…
Well, my dentist didnt find it, my boyfriend did. But it made people stop for a second and think.
I think you and I would get on very well.
A mind is a terrible thing to not f*ck with.
I wholeheartedly agree.
Hehehe…
If there are people who haven’t had their minds f*cked with, would they be mindvirgins?
Yes, if they still have their maidenheads.
sticks and stones maay break my bones, but whips and chainss excite me
I prefer to use a different part of the anatomy.
Hmmm.. I don’t get it. Show me.
takes a minute to imagine ryannon and loz gettin it on very well….sweet
I think I might have a breast lump too.. oh my god… *feels self* oh no oh no oh no oh wait cheeto *eats*
That was a nipple you just ate.
Then why did it taste like cheese and make my hands orange?
You tell me…
Poor BFF, I think we’re corrupting his virgin mind!
I wish I could “favorite” comment threads.
If you choose one comment thread as a favorite, won’t it give the other comment threads a complex? Don’t you realize what that does to their psyche? Spare the rod, spoil the comment thread.
*develops superiority complex*
uh-oh… too late!
Oh, you’ve always had that, Loz.
Uh oh…
*runs out of the thread with unseemly haste*
Don’t worry, my nipples do that all the time.
Family Guy quote win
Nothing that quotes ‘Family Guy’ could ever be considered a WIN…
It didn’t specify what the dentist did to make her wear her favorite jeans again, though.
Maybe he just returned them to her! Gah.
Logical Thinking is running away from society.
Rawr
Is the ROFLCOPTER in for repairs?
Nah.
Right now he’s vacationing in Miami
Ask him to send me a postcard with SOI on it.
I would but if I called him and asked him he would probably shoot me when he gets back.
So?
Hahahahaha.
*SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEZIE!!*
Wooohoohooooooo!
*evaporates*
What’s up with all this squeezing around, you will make his big nose bleed!
Wired her jaw shut
Thanks to my mechanic…, Im painting my livingroom plaid!
Thanks to my window cleaner, I can now do a triple back flip!
Thanks to my dogs vet, i am no longer blind.
Do blind people see the light when then die?
*pokes Mr. Peanut in the eyes to blind him then stabs him through the heart*
Get back to us on that wouldja?
I lol’d.
Don’t you mean, “Get back to us, ouijia?
Stay away from Captain Howdy.
Pazuzu!
No, I don’t. Ryannon might, though.
Of course not, what a stupid question.
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, who cares?
Thanks to my maths teacher, i can now build a pyramind in 3 easy steps!
Never heard it called *that* before.
That’s because what Soundwave meant was “Eiffel Tower”
Thanks to my TEACHER…I’m free of nose hair!
Thanks to my local MP…I can run at the speed of light!
Thanks to my milkman, I now have 20/20 vision!
Thanks to my postman, I know the meaning of life!
(cicili would love this thread)
(I find that very amusing)
Y’all do realize that if you mention her name, she comes right? It doesn’t just work with Dragon’s beau. She has an eery sense of “Wha? Huh? Did someone call my name?”
Oops! I forgot about that. *shuts up*
*duct tapes Loz’s mouth*
LOVE YOU, sweetie!!
*runs yet again*
(Isn’t that her in the failpic?)
Your postman delivers the Watchtower?
Yes, All Along it, in fact.
Thanks to my songwriter, I’m having a seance!
Thanks to my psychic, I currently have a #1 single!
Thanks to my #1 single, I currently have a drug problem!
Thanks to my drug problem, I’m a celebrity.
Thanks to my celebrity I have a paparazzi problem.
Thanks to the paparazzi, I have a celebrity problem. (They keep showing me pointless pictures over and over and over again.)
Thanks to my pictures I have to appear in court.
Thanks to my court date I got to miss a day of work.
Thanks to my day of work I spent the day in court.
Thanks to my ophthalmologist, my teeth are perfectly straight!
Thanks to my orthodontist, I no longer have a moustache!
Thanks to my Stock Broker, my athletes foot is gone!
(as well as your bank account)
(and your life savings)
(and the rights to your first, second and fourth child)
(and your soul)
but what about third child?????
what is wrong with it????
(not third child?)??
Thanks to my gynecologist, i won the lottery!
Thanks to along lost relative in Nigeria… I’m going to be US$142,000,000 richer!
{OH! Can I borrow $1250.00 from someone to have the certified check delivered by Special Courier Service?}
But they said that was my relative. Hey! We’re cousins.
Thanks to my teacher I am no longer a virgin
*scootches*
I didn’t know Vili Fualaau posted on Failblog!
>>SNORFLE!!<<
Thanks to my gynecologist, I’m not afraid to fly on a plane anymore!
You’ve all got this wrong! There’s nothing dirty here, her dentist obliterated all her teeth now she can’t eat all those fatty foods! Seriously did no one catch that those bizzare things in her mouth are dentures?
I never look at the failpics. I just go straight to the comments.
*snickers*
If you you those you won’t fit in your jeans.
You accidenty your whole comment.
I give up. How in the hell do I explain that?
Brain-Fart?
Not quite the poetic turn of phrase that I was looking for, but it will do.
Temporal cerebral flatulence.
Gaseous frontal lobe.
Is the frontal lobe not to do with personality and feelings and all that crap?
Yup, behaviour.
*is impressed by Loz’s knowledge*
I don’t know about feelings though…
Hehe, I’ve just always been terrified of someone close to me having frontal lobe damage, cause you can lose all sense of empathy and become a heartless shell. I saw it on TV once, lol.
We should be more careful with the facepalms then, I suppose.
I’ve heard some interesting cases though. Sometimes, when the frontal lobe has been damaged, you can loose all the “repressive mechanisms” that you have, ending up doing whatever the heck you want, since there’s nothing in your brain that tells you that might be inappropriate or what not.
Yes, people with ADHD have issues with their frontal lobe.
I remember a husband that didn’t want her wife to be treated to compensate for her injured frontal lobe. He said his wife used to be very uptight, and now she seemed happy all the time, didn’t care about kissing him in front of other people, or anything like that…
It’s similar to the effects of alcohol, hence why some men try to get their dates drunk!
I guess that’s better than punching the girl’s forehead…
Aw, poor Egg…by the way, how’s that parole thing going?
Meh, It’s not like i have a life outside anymore… Plus, the other inmates seem to be very affectionate!
Perhaps if you weren’t wearing that tiara…
He’s prince of the yolkfolk!
Bow before me!
*genuflects*
*circumflex*
*Thinksofsex*
*resurrects* (EGG)
*disconnects*
I liked the comment above better – her dentist wired her mouth shut. I bet her boyfriend/husband was very happy during this time.
FAIL!
O RLY?!
ya rly
NO WAI!
WAI LIN?
Wailing wall?
Wailing banshee?
Hand wailing?
Hand job
*masturbates*
Hand Jive
.
Illegal whaling?
thanks to my cow i am a father.
thanks to my left shoe my carpet has ejaculation stains.
thanks to my microwave i have no hamster.
thanks to my teacher i have a big red mark on my cheek.
You have a lot to be thankful for don’t you?
and on thanksgiving too
At least this is the right day for it!
Thanks to my ax, I dont have to feed my turkey any more!
Did you give a press conference while your axe was doing the deed?
No but he phoned the axe, only to be told the axe was at work at the WTC.
And now it’s my ex-axe.
We can hook you up with good rapes if you need somewhere to stay.
being raped by an axe can ruin your day
Depends on whether you have a gash or just a small hole.
What about two soggy holes?
what if you have both
OMG. Any woman that can envision axe rape as anything but horrible is not a woman I want in my bed!
Never trust anything that can bleed for a whole week and not die.
Axellent!
Be careful, you may be prostituted.
I once got raped by an axe, I’ve never been the same since
Sarah Palin did
If you were trying to have that make no sense, you failed.
Thanks to my eye doctor i can chew again
“O.B.G.Y.Ns can’t practice their love with patients across the country!”
Pres. Bush
That was a gem haha.
God, I can not believe he actually said that. January 20th will be a sad day indeed for the world of comedy.
We still have Ahnold for a bit. “I believe gay marriage should be between a man and a woman”
It’s nat a toomah!
Who’s your daddy and what does he do?
I’m liking your classic film references today.
Evolution and Kindergarten Cop, excellent.
He’s a real sex machine.
And another from Arnie: “Marijuana is not a drug. It’s a leaf.”
ah, Arnold
The best activities for your health are pumping and humping.
I have inhaled, exhaled everything
Joe Biden’s good for a few laughs.
and Hilary is up there
I didn’t know she was into that sort of thing.
She’s into your persuasion Loz, look her up if she visits Belfast as Sec. of State.
Bill Clinton came to Northern Ireland a lot when he was president, he was very involved in helping to solve our civil conflict. If only someone had told me about this sooner, I could’ve had her!
I’ll just bide my time…
Oh god, just no. Sorry but she is not worth biding any time for, especially when you have Mookie or Ryannon
Normally you inspire me to try to be smarter, but this time you managed to make me regret that I am able do subtraction.
and don’t forget good ol boris johnston, (mayor of london)
January 20th will be a sad day indeed for the world of comedy.
A country with Sarah Palin will never lack for comedy. She is a one-woman comedic force of extraordinary magnitude, forged in the spirit of her Republican predecessors (by which I mean, George W. Bush).
And she’s already running a campaign. The world of comedy has plenty of material.
Whos Sarah Palin?
Bravo.
No really, wtf does it mean? or try to mean, at least?
Maybe she had her jaw wired shut and she lost weight and was able to finally get into her jeans.
Understanding that the fail is on the poster who doesn’t know what dentists can do – win.
I seriously wonder that, too. While the jaw wiring could make sense, A) jaw wiring is usually at the hospital due to breaking your jaw, not in the dentist’s office, and B) why expect people to make such an obscure connection in an ad?
I’m still baffled.
There’s a poster for this in the office of the dentist I go to. It is actually an oral/tooth-based weight loss system. According to the website, it includes a dental insert that keeps one from putting as much food into their mouth (though that’s only one part of it), so yes, a dentist would be involved.
What? Did no one here watch ‘Teeth’?
Roffle! That’s gotta be one of the funniest movies this year.
Explanation here… http://www.drted.com/DDS%20System.html
Oh… not so funny then.
Mookie is not going to like this one bit.
Aaaahhhhh! I don’t know what’s worse, the buzzkill, or the linked photo of “torus palatinus.” My eyes, they burn…..!!!!!
Wait a second! Why is there a picture of a little cow where the picture of Mookie should be??
You no like? it puts the Moo in Mookie.
I prefer your picture also.
I would use a picture of me in my avatar but my head is too big. I had to use a cat’s head instead (or maybe it is a dog)
Wheres you buddy egg
*whispers*
Dudes, let’s try to keep this one low… *doesn’t want Mookie to notice*
*whispers*
Dudes, let’s try to keep this one low… *doesn’t want Mookie to notice*
You should know by now that you can’t hide from Mookie.
*whispers*
Dudes, let’s try to keep this one low… *doesn’t want Mookie to notice*
Hey, it was bad that i double posted it already!
Are you trying to impersonate me now? <–not a challenge.
I heard about this, the dentist will wire your mouth shut so you can’t eat anything but liquid foods through a straw. Then after a months or so he’ll let it open again. It’s a real thing, people do it.
Ahhhh. Stop trying to explain it. It makes it less fun
I can’t even begin to think how freaked out I would be by voluntarily getting my jaw wired shut. Something akin to an extreme attack of claustrophobia would probably set it. What kind of sicko dentist would advocate such self-mortification???
Really? that’s insane. Besides, that won’t stop them from sucking milkshake and Coke
Always a last, never a first in these threads. Life on the left coast. Same thing w/our polling places.
“Thanks to my Veterinarian I can make cheeseburgers!”
“Left coast”… you’ll fit right in here.
*snickers at Loz’s left handed compliment*
It was rather sinister, wasn’t it?
You handled that in a dexterous manner.
Haha. I live on the right coast
*lives on the “third coast”*
Coast Encounters of the Third Kind
*takes a shower with Coast soap*
*coasts by to check things out*
*likes to eat coast with butter*
I live on the right coast of the right country :p
Well i live in a box
On the right or left side?
Right, why?
Ah. I need the right side. We could never live together.
It’s never about who’s right, it’s all about who’s left.
Sometimes, if you’re right-handed and you use your left hand, it can feel like someone else is doing it.
Another trick is to sit on your hand a while for dead-hand, close your eyes and ummm I think I hear my mom calling.
You hear your mum calling when you masturbate?
Pavlov win.
I… *squints*….
I think Pavlov would be as confused as I am as to how exaclty you’re implying Ryannon… or her mom… has been conditioned. However, I think Freud would find some validation to his hypotheses in knowing that they have such a subtle influence in Pavlovian conditioning.
Well I Am a southpaw…& I visit Boston a lot. I cd make a crack
abt being bicoastal but I’ll let u all take it away.
Loz: “Left coast”… you’ll fit right in here.”
Epic failwin! My frist point! Munchos grassiass.
Epic Spellcheck Fail.
I believe you’re losing your vowels as well, they seem to be abandoning ship.
Vowel trouble is always a delicate subject.
Watch out for that left coast, I hear it may crumble at any minute.
The dentist obviously wired her jaw shut.
I don’t see this as a failure! I got braces in March and I’ve lost 25 lbs. Best diet plan I’ve ever been on! lol
Wtf, My adblocker is preventing me from seeing this…
Adblock WIN
Dosen’t anyone ever comment on the pic?
We’ve had several comments on the picture.
Doesn’t anyone ever pay attention to the comments on the pic?
We’ve had several comments on the comments of the picture.
Doesn’t anyone ever pay attention to the comments on the comments on the pic?
Thanks to my gynecologist,
I can smile again!
Epic FAIL
surely, that is a “win”, sir
the corrrect would be:
thanks to my manicurist
FailBlog Fail – this is an ad for an actual prescribed weight loss system. Removable thick retainer in the roof of your mouth decreases the amount of food you can put in there, making you eat slower, and your body has a chance to tell you it’s full before you’ve eaten an entire bucket of chicken, side of fries and an apple pie.
Making us eat slower, lose weight, and realize how much we’re eating = win.
Well, that’s all very interesting. Because I am, in fact, made entirely of wood.
Isn’t it good… Norwegian Wood
This bird has flown.
That should work, because we know that fat people never eat when they’re not hungry.
Lol!
Wouldn’t it be easier to get them smaller spoons?
Or handcuffs.
Or salads.
Haha. That ad isnt meant to make sense, but DDS is a system a dentist installs in your mouth to inhibit you from eating too much. It’s meant to make you do a double-take, but it’s real.
How is this a fail exactly?
My question exactly. I think it is, in fact, a FAIL FAIL?
Why can’t I see this picture? Does my FF see it as an ad?
I’m not on G rated, all permissions given on adblock, I can see other things…. But there are probably 2 to 4 items on each main page that just don’t appear….
Simple Fix for that problem:
1] Just do “ctrl+I+M”
2] Then a “ctrl+D+U”
3] Then a “ctrl+M+B”
4] Then in quick succession “alt+f4″ and “ctrl+alt+delete”
You are truly diabolical…!
you are drooling on a popsicle
You are pooling on a droll cycle!
You are cycling on a pooling droll!
You are stepping in a poo pile.
1] Trick trolls/computer illiterate
2] Laugh evilly
3] ????
4] PROFIT!!!!
You, sir, are doing it RIGHT!
dear failblog
i love you and your failure
Dear Alexander Lewis.
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I hope you cure your hemorroids!
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How did this get past all those people?
We could say the same thing about Jar-Jar Binx.
Ha ha.
My (2 year old) daughter said “I hurt my knee. I see dentist?” This explains everything.
You have a LOLtoddler?
All toddlers are, by definition, LOLtoddlers.
What? That’s an urban legend!
Maybe the dentist fixed her teeth so badly, that she couldn’t eet normal for a monthe and then she fitted in het old jeans
This does not fail, sometimes dental problems can actually lead to weight gain…
Fail post fail.
In other news, I have an appointment to get my jaw wired shut so I can eat slower. I just want to lose 10 pounds.
i dont get it ~frowns~
Lol! What a good dentist!
*seriously doubts that*
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Maybe she lost weight since she got those jeans and she only fits into them now because she got fat again. That dentist is fattening her up so that he can eat her.
This isn’t really a fail. The DDS system is a jaw wiring procedure intended for weight loss.
It’s not jaw wiring, but you’re right that it’s a legitimate ad. It’s a retainer-like device. http://www.scientificintake.com/
I don’t see this as a fail. This is both a success and a score! Sex is well known to be a high-calarie burning exercies, arguably better than swimming, depending on the technique(s) used.
This makes sense…
Simply fixing your bite has been known to correct over-eating disorders. I don’t know the exact mechanics of it, but it’s true…
This is not a fail.
I really believe it´s a win.
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Thanks to her oftamologist, she can talk… Hallelujah…
look @ the dds logo…
If someone was getting dentures and had all of their teeth pulled, that’d be pretty accurate.
A weight loss dentist?
Haaa! Good 1
ha ha ha fail
great teeth = great looks?
*sure
OVERSTATING WIN. I admit.