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Not too sure that you will
He failed into the machine…
Did he ever get his chips?? D8
Fail…:D
your mother failed at using a condom…
Understanding of sexual organs fail. ^
Could be one of those female condoms. Slightly sexist fail.
That would be called a ‘femidom’…^contraceptive knowledge fail
it’s the responsibility of the woman to put the condom on the man with her mouth.
sexual fetish fail to all.
Have you ever had a condom in your mouth? Once you have, get back to us women on how to put that thing on.
*gags*
*nods agreement*
I’m somewhat curious as to what nonoxonil 9 tastes like, but don’t have the darwin award genes in me to experiment. Oh royallyfuked…
You don’t want to know.
It’s idiots like you who ruin things for the rest of us men.
…also known as and most commonly called a female condom. Attempt at being a know-it-all fail.
smartness fail ^. its still called a condom. idiot.
Fail declaration Fail!
I just ordered some last week. They are “FC Brand Female Condoms”.
Actually it could be called female condom in it’s colloquial usage.
Know it all fail?
Misuse of “it’s” fail?
it would be called “Diaphragm”. so would now everybody be stop failing
at tell other people they failed?
fail failers.
A diaphragm is a different thing altogether. So you’re a fail fail failer.
Lack of capitalization in the latter portion of your comment fail.
You can die by putting a condom on your head
I thought it was called “cervix mitten”!
Femidom is a brand of female condoms….
Uh, that’s just the brand name. There is also Reality, Dominique, Femy, Myfemy, Protectiv and Care. At life fail.
Except that’s just the brand name. Just fail.
lol nice Je nice
nobody actually uses those horrible things
I tried that once. It was great until she stomped on my goodies with high h eels and poured hot candle wax on my groin.
*shudder*
im surprised not one of 488 comments mentioned the guy sounds like Seth Green.
Femidom is a brand of female condom. Set theory and general intelligence fail.
Nope, they’re just called female condoms, or condoms for short.
Making up words fail^
they’re called femidom’s. slang fail
arg, someone got there before me, speed fail
Punctuation fail.
What if his mother put it on his father? Would that be “using”?
Who said only men can apply that to themselves?
slightly sexist WIN?
to benny:
the mother uses condoms?!
i’m confused to hell!
Awsome fail!
or win…
What a charming display of useless destruction of private property…nicely done…couldn’t your mommy give you the buck for the chips?
Look at it this way… Now they get all the chips for free!
I’d have moved the idiot out of the way and grabbed as many free bags as possible.
Then we take dropkick-the-machine boy to the hospital.
Now they have lots of free snacks!
Still incorrect.
Let the chips fall where they may.
Free food win!!!
(Well, I suppose that for a teenager this qualifies as food)
I think this is also a drop kick win.
Kicked it’s a**
Grammar fail.
GRAMMAR HITLER!!! DESTROY! DESTROY!!!
At least I’m not misspelling the Lols on the front page…
The term is Grammar Nazi, & we are to be respected as a final bulwark against the fall of civilization. ;D
I love Watership Down!
Me too, Fiver!
That movie was SCARY!
I watched when I was five because my dad thought all cartoons were appropriate for children…
Seeing the ugly old rabbit rip that other ones throat out gave me nightmares…
But it wasn’t as bad a Felidae… I’ll give it that.
Godwin’s law strikes again.
No, that’s how Yoda would say it.
I think he meant “it’s”
It’s= it is
its is the possessive form of it
unlike Craig’s is the possessive form of Craig
Also, Yoda would say something along the lines of “drop kick win I think this is” =P
“Think this I is drop-kick win.”
I don’t think Yoda would actually approve of smashing vending machines to obtain free food, that’s not the jedi way.
He’d probably shake his head disapprovingly and sadly say ‘vending machines lead to the dark side of the force’.
Star wars win
Genitive form.
ah, so certain are you….
I thought Craig is a drug?
Uh… That would then read “Kicked it is ass.” Syntactical fail.
‘It’ is the only time where the possessive form does not contain an apostrophe
Trying to be a smart ass Fail
Well, you never use an apostrophe to make any pronoun possessive. Retaliation fail.
uhhh, you dont add an apostrophe to “its,” even when possessive. sry. also, grammar nazis are gayer than rob halford.
He’d say, “Kicked it is ass”??
*shakes head sadly*
It’s sooooooo much sexier when a guy can own his mistake and go to the pudding bukkit like a man.
He accidently’d a lot, apparently.
Nice of you to chip in!
I’m hoping to have a ripple effect.
*Lays odds you will*
The Admiral always makes my body Pringle!
And once you’ve popped, you can’t stop.
Betcha can’t eat just one!
*RUFFLE!*
*WALKERS!*
*QUAVERS!*
*DORITTOS!*
*SPICY BIKERS*
*MONSTER MUNCH*
*TRANSFORM-A-SNACK*
*SPACE RAIDERS*
(Do they have as insane a variety of crisps in America as we do here?)
We have Girlfriends Booty, does that count?
Do I want to know what that is?
Not really, no.
I’m going Screaming Yellow Zonkers over this thread.
*blows the bugles*
What I love about these pun runs is that everybody’s fritos participate.
It is awfully funyuns.
Did you mean Ruffle effect? They looked like Dorito’s to me/
Dorito’s to you as bicycle is to fish?
Swedish fish?
I lolled.
Swedish? I would’ve gone for Dutch, personally.
Not Welsh?
*facepalm*
You and your Nether regions…
She just wants to keep the Hol-land for PoB.
I canal help it!
Don’t worry.. here.. have a bubbelgium..
Are you part of a guild[er]?
no, i’m swiss, to be francly
Bernhaps we should take this thread in a new direction, then?
Lucernetainly did now..
I see.. I’m doing a Solothurn here…
Sorry, I’ll keep going, if you’re Zurich’ll make you happy.
Ticino that it’s pronounced ‘Zuri-k’? Or do I just miss the pun due to poor English skills…?
Yeah… it was a stretch but it still works. Vaud you rather I made more obvious puns?
No no.. It’s just fine. But Aargau to bed now if you don’t mind.
Feel Fri[bourg]! Good night, remember to Schwyz off the light
Are they friesian?
What a dip!
In soviet Russia, the chips dip YOU!
Oh, he’s gonna be in some dip chip…
HAHA that made me lol
It’s made with vegetable bullion, Tofutti sour cream, and some dried onion flakes.
MMMmmm!
He costs a quarter extra. But he doesn’t fit thru the vending slot.
Never mind, leave him there. he’ll get stale soon & after his U.B, they’ll replace him.
…aaaand non-seq strikes again!
*blink blink…*
You’re not kidding!
Fight Club Win!
Meh
Mah
Moo
Moh
Moy
is a very nice little village.
I hear a kid named Tom from that village has his very own special.
Special sauce? Cream of sum yung gy?
That’s the dessert dish that follows the No Teef Blow
… close to the waterfall
i think that last kick did the job.
Nothing like teenage morons making fail… or is it an entertainment win?
To me, it’s a win insomuch as the guy didn’t crush himself under the vending machine, which is what I expected as soon as the guy charged at it.
No a win would be if the machine fell on him and he got a Dawrin award for it
Getting to the chips win though. Probably somewhat serious injury win as well. Ha! I love stupid people.
Not as bad as the kid who kicked the stone-tiled wall and had his leg cut in half though. There weren’t even any chips on the other side
He got his just desserts. Retarded chav.
(Mmm, dessert…)
That’d be “just deserts” and has nothing to do with food. Fun fact
I did not know that! Thank you!
I sent that video to a bunch of my co-workers. Most were horrified when the fence panel fell.
I was naive enough to ignore the block of concrete that would fall after breaking the cracked panel too, but fortunately I don’t kick the shit out of walls for fun.
Ouch, don’t remind me.
Don’t leave the chips on that bench. They may acquire an obvoius sign… Or get wet… Or eaten…
“… and let this be a warning to greedy vending machines everywhere… give us the chips that are rightfully ours… or pay the consequences…”
humorous
At least this way they get ALL the chips in the machine. Including the glass ones
Of course, why be satisfied with one bag of chips if you can get 100?
Definitely vending machine fail, but there’s a few different wins there as well
A couple of kicks should do it hahaHOLYF*$&@ *closes camera*
Hello! First post ever!
No, there have been many other posts besides this one.
Thank you for pointing this out
He would have put money in the machine, but was hampered by his lack of opposable thumbs.
Hee! Maybe he hadn’t folded his coins his chips would have made it all the way out.
Admiral! You accidenty your if!!
*feels your forehead*
If I had an “if” for every time I did that…
That’s an iffy statement.
Two ifs make an else.
Two elses make a neither.
Two neithers make an each.
Two each’s make their own.
Two eaches make a some.
Two somes make a plenty.
to sum is plenty
Two plenties make a myriad.
Two thousand mockingbirds make two kilomockingbirds.
LOL.
Oh how I ROFFLED. It’s far too early for this sort of malarky.
Three somes make a party.
Four swingers make an orgy
Four orgies make fake passports.
For passport, make photo
Ten photos make one limped.
Several limpids make a pool.
Strong pools create a draw.
Close draws result in a touch.
A smooth touch requires gentle strokes.
Gentle strokes go well with warm tastes.
Gentle strokes rusult in a win!
A full warm taste leads to a long pleasant finish.
A long pleasant finish slides into a close, comfortable sleep.
In Soviet Russia, fake passports make YOU!
Four orgies make an accident kid?
You would have to send out alot of cards for that one.
A lot of cards make a Hallmark store
Enough hallmarks can lead to a new precedent.
Nice!! Now people are wondering if I am really working because I couldn’t hold that laugh in from your comment.
I’d rather say, intelligence fail.
i would have lend them a dollar
Tense fail!
loose win?
Loosing is not an option.
Or a option, either.
I wondered that too. I think she’s making a reference to the use of ‘a’ vs. ‘an’ in front of ‘option’. And she’s really freakin smart when it comes to grammar so I’m not about to question her.
Yes, the fail was ‘loosing is not a option’.
No, I found it over here.
child naming fail?
TILT
PIVOT
PARRY
PASSU
FORT NASSAU
SPIN
THRUST
DODGE
DUCK
GOOSE
PARRY
TOFURKEY
Mayhap I should have said…
*GOOSE*
DODGE, DUCK, DIP, DIVE AND DODGE!
ALLITERATION WIN!
DAVE DEE, DOZY, BEAKY, MICK & TICH
Movie-reference-recognition fail?
yeah… sorry…
Honesty win?
old OLD band!
TURDUCKEN
RABBIT SEASON!
be werrry werry qwuiet, huhuhuhuhu
Elmer Fail, is that you?
Shhh! We’re hunting twolls!
BFF!! You’re not supposed to warn the troll!!
What? Oh, sorry! I haven’t been paying close attention to who’s who!
I’ll keep my voice down.
*Whispers*
That better?
*snort*
Sure. Better.
Oh look, *points up*, my birds have arrived!
*sings*
Why do birds suddenly appear?
Do you really want my birds “close to you”?
Every time trolls are near. . .
Avis, not really.
Do you need a carpenter, by the way?
Ok, I’ll bite, wtf?
No need to swear.
*CENSORS*
He’s just a Karen kinda guy.
OooHhhhhh I get it. I’ll keep my birds focused on the troll, wouldn’t want to foul up a friendship.
Wow…Mikey triple-nested!
You can’t escape my squeezes forever, you know!! Bwuaahahahaa…
It was down at the bottom when I posted. It makes my suggestion seem rather silly now. Curses.
Oh yeah.
*SQUEEZE*
DUCK SEASON!
wabbit season!
Duck Season!
DUCK AND WABBIT SEASON
DUCK SEASON! FIRE!
.
You’re despicable!
You keep outta this. He doesn’t have to shoot you now.
uhhhh , nope not gonna say it
That’s very wise of you.
first time i have ever been cconfused with that word. lol
Hhave yyou bbeen cconfused bbefore??
all the time (yes i know you are being sarcastic and poking fun), i have a problem with my left hand that caauses it to double up letters, but since this isn’t a literature class, my life ddoesn’t count on it go right ahead
lol
Rreally? Hhow ffascinating!
maybe he is cold
SHIFT
GYRATE
ULULATE
UNDULATE
Ovulate
Titillate
Fornicate
Replicate
Complicate.
Postulate.
Ablegate
Relocate
Discombobulate
Salivate
Abrogate.
Prostrate
Postulate.
Emulate
Conjugate
Procastinate
Defenestrate.
Ex-ter-min-ate
Tintinnabulate.
Try not to hate…
Watergate
Incriminate.
*masturbates*
WHIRL
(Avis how are you doing today?)
SQUIRREL
GYRE (think Jabberwocky)
I’m good, Mom is up and got out for little bit.
GIMBLE
GUMBLE
Krabb, do you know how this works?
No, but I know how your Mom/Sister/Neice/Aunt/Grams (insert female relative that is the most offensive to you) works
Don’t make me mock you.
Should I call my birds?
Mmmm! Krabbcakes!
May the fleas of a thousand caribou nest in your genitals
Proper punctuation wont be used below this level.
Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don’t bite everybody.
Are you trying to make me look like a fool in front of the other guests?
Krabb, he’s just assisting you in humiliating yourself. You’ve done half the humiliation already.
Dang, I was hoping to do the entire job myself. I’ll try harder next time.
Yes, I forgot attribution and/or quotation marks. No excuse other than I was fiddling around with it, and eventually decided to leave the original as-is.
.
The flea quote was from Stanisław Jerzy Lec.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stanisław_Jerzy_Lec
.
I still have the bukkit.
*dunks*
*facepalm*
*and snork*
That’s not what I meant, darlin’. I was objecting to the implication that women don’t have thoughts!
Silly.
That’s right!
Dragon may be having second thoughts about me, but we’re of the same mind when it comes to you.
I’d never have second thoughts about you.
I might as you for seconds, though…! *wicked grin*
*ask
Gimme that pudding bukkit, Admiral…
*dunk*
Yep, it appears I should call my tiny feathered friends.
*whistles*
I might as well let out my horde of infinity symbols.
*whistles*
I shall call upon my… uhh…
I guess fish don’t have anything to call upon.
Guppies, you have guppies! You may not who they daddy is but you got guppies yo!
*Inserts ‘know’*
Thanks Ryannon!
I shall call upon my school of guppies.
*whistles*
Hmm… *contributes belatedly by calling upon her army of plastic siblings*
GUMBY!
WHIFFLE
Good to hear. How about you Avis, are you taking care not to burn out?
WABE
Hugs to your mum, Avis, and a *BIG HUG!* for you!
WAFFLE
I’m trying, I really am. Did I tell you I am cooking not one, but TWO thanksgiving dinners? I may need a vacation come Friday.
UFFISH
Yikes, how did you get roped into that?
BURBLE
I got a frydaddy out of it. One dinner for the maintenance crew at my
building. One for my mother and I.
FRABJOUS
Ooh a frydaddy! Well good luck and try to get some sleep.
CALLOOH! (sp?)
I get to start the cooking tonight. I’m doing nothing but watching TV until around 8ish. Well, ok, watching TV and assisting my mother with some at home medical things.
CALLAY!!
I’ve been helping my mum with the pre-cooking stuff. We have the potatoes, gravy, and pie filling finished!
GALUMPH
Happy Thanksgiving everyone! And Happy Thanksgiving to your mom, Avis!
CHORTLE
I am tired. The sweet potatoes are done. Mom is resting. I am somehow being roped into going to Colorado instead of New Mexico for Christmas.
Ahh, family.
Sleep would be soooo nice!
Tis a frabjous day when you can spell Callooh correctly.
OUTGRABE
Happy Thanksgiving, my dear Fail friends. If I don’t get a chance to get here tomorrow, I hope you all have a wonderful and safe holiday, and that you get to spend it with someone you love.
*smooches*
Um y’all forgot BEAMISH.
TUMTUM
You too, Dragon. I hope everyone gets their fill of good food and good company.
MIMSY
We didn’t forget, we weren’t going in order! I wish all a great Thanksgiving, may it be fulfilling and restful!
*yawns* I think I’ll be heading off to sleep now. I’ll post tomorrow with a recipe that is veggie friendly, you know where!
COMES
*…to your arms*
And of laughter and peace and happiness.
*bumps ^ post up before Avis’s*
Let’s not leave Avis out!
*appreciates the veggie friendly recipe (no dairy for extra credit)*
*Group hug*
Hee…!
*GROUP HUG!*
*Sneaks into group hug*
Happy Thanksgiving all!!!
*Sneaks in too*
Hugs, all, and happy Thanksgiving!
I must go cook now. Sorry I missed all the fail today : ( I’m sure I missed you way more than you all missed me!
It’s Thanksgiving? I did not know that. Have a nice day my yankeefriends. Eat all the crap you can fit in your face!
Happy Thanksgiving to you all!
Happy Thanksgiving to those of you who celebrate it!
The turkeys and I blame it for not getting new fails (or getting eaten)
Happy thanksgiving!
I shall dine turkey (or tofurkey) in your honor!
Well, it’s the gentlemanly thing to dine a turkey before inviting it back to your place…
Happy Thanx, one and all.
EGG – dig the tiara.
Loz- Do you think i should dine it and eat it too?
Mookie- Thanks! *bows* Is your new avatar honoring the only day of the year it can graze in peace?
Yeah, dine her first to fatten her up, give her a good night kiss, then eat her.
Save the leftovers in a tupperware and use them for sandwiches the next day.
Yum! Meat ‘n stuffing on a roll! Delicious!
WILT
Chuch Norris has hundreds of vending machines in his gym for these particular training excercises.
Chuck Norris just stares then down until they give him what he wants.
What he possibly want? He’s got it all!
That, my friends, is a vending machine WIN! Multiple laceration, contusions, a likely bruised hip, possible jail time. Oh yes – Vending Machine Win Get!
and the guys name is still Angus. or something like that
Isn’t that the Star Wars kid a couple years later?
Oh no! The Time-Space continuum!
Gah! What am I doing in the past? And why am I speaking a dead language like English instead of Modern Esperanto?
Oj!
*peers at PoB*
He’s not a former football player/actor/alleged murderer!
Teacher sez –
Good fail. Angus deserves any medical, financial, and legal woes that came his way.
If you download the video and let it play in slow motion, you can clearly see that the CHIPS destroyed the glass before the guy kicked it, sadly they didn’t filmed the chips eating the guy…
Ta-daa!
Weeeeeeeeeeee!
I reckon I can fail all by myself. I don’t need a nemesis.
Hahahahaha.
Whatwhat? What do you mean, moustache-less white blob?
With a silly hat. *
Refresh your cache.
I have a new avatar.
My…my Moomin is gone!!!
*SOB!*
It’s still a moomin. It’s riding a pinata.
It’s so I could tell the difference between me and my nemesis.
Oooooh! Whew. You scared me there.
Man, I really cannot see it in that wee pic of yours.
Oh, and…
*SQUEEEEEEEZE!*
Mikey D, I just cleared my cache to see your new avatar. It seems too dark in Firefox. It’s hard to make anything out.
That’ll be your monitor, not your browser. (Although it’s dark for me, too.)
It’s more than likely a pretty poor photo. I can make it out because I know exactly what is in it. I may have to go back tothe drawing board.
Is this better?
Not really. Still very hard to see…
I wish your avatar wasn’t stolen. I really liked it.
Me tooooo!!!
*glares at Zurack*
*pops in to say that it’s still a bit dark*
I thought it was funny. And the stealing of my new one showed dedication to his art. I was impressed.
When I get time I shall return to original moomin.
It’d take less time if you didn’t break your Gravatar last night.
All my pictures went blank.
I think I am me now?
Poor or not, I still have a moustache.
Somethings changed. You’ve shaved!
Oh, you noticed?
But I guess I’m allergic to shavers, I became a red cube!
The CHiPs destoyed the glass? I don’t think the California Highway Patrol would have jurisdiction over vending machine crimes.
If they were vending machines located at a rest area along the highway…
Some CHiP on chip action sounds…
pretty interesting, actually!
“k-k-k”-katy, be c-c-careful with that name
There’re troll-hunters ready to strike at any moment ¬_¬
Darwin
Darwin Fail, as the guy didn’t kill himself.
Although is chances of mating with any female that’s seen this video are pretty low.
Although his chances of mating with any female who’s seen this video are pretty low.
The heart disease from the crisps etc will kick-in fairly shortly – don’t fret!
I Say Vending machine for the WIN.
Moron for the FAIL
I totally submitted that! I am glad it made it out of voting.
As opposed to partially submitting it?
…Does he know of the ninja body splitting technique ‘Kagemusha’?
Probably confused that with the British band Kajagoogoo.
Geseunteit.
That’s the second time you’ve misspelled that. I feel I must intervene.
Gesundheit*
don’t worry about it……….
Or is this another case of identity theft?
I HOPE HE DIED
I hope you disengage the caps lock key for your next post.
indeed.
InDeEdeEdOo
How is that a ‘flying jump tackle’ as the guy in the video said? It’s just a jump kick.
Well, at least he gained access to Crispy Goodness!
flying tickle fail
flying tickle win
He flying jump-tackled the issue of whether or not he’s a foo’!
Another REALLY old post
Being current FAIL
Vending Machine Win
First Aid Win
Free Chips Fail.
Boolean logic WIN
NOT Vending Machine Win
NOT First Aid Win
NOT Free Chips Fail.
NOT NOR AND OR !
…are three prepositions used commonly in the English language.
Or logic gates for circuit board design? Maybe.
Logic Gates, brother of Bill, father of Barda.
Cousin of Robert, US Defence Secretary, and Please shut the, his farmer uncle.
Members of the “Four Logic Gates” band – electronic new-age stuff
I love it that no one in the room stopped to say “hey… I think you might break the glass.”
Fatalaty!!!!
Vending Machine Wins!
Philately?
Philandering?
I wish to stamp out that last comment
Fail lately?
this was on failspace before here
It did it alright. That’s what you get when you let those ancient Greeks tell you how to speak and how to build stuff. That glass would still be intact in Inpu and Zeppelin were in charge.
how many bags of chips would you take before fleeing the scene?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
as much wood as a woodchuck would chuck.
Chuck Norris doesn’t chuck wood. He looks at the wood and it chucks itself.
Chuck Norris has a long-standing detest of all things that come from trees. He doesn’t even read books – he simply stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
*carefully replaces third “w” with “c”*
There, perfect.
That depends on if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
That wood depend on if said woodchuck could chuck wood!
How many kicks does it take to get to the crunchy-chip center of a chip vending machine?
FREE FOOD WIN!!!
Am I the ONLY one on this page to assume that what the teenager wants are ‘crisps’ not ‘chips’, as 99% of people on this comments section seem to call them.
In the UK, chips are what come with fish.
And a biscuit is a cookie, no?
In the UK, cookies do not exist. Only biscuits, or ‘biccies’ as we like to call them, are available.
But that is what we call a cookie here. no? I think what we call a biscuit is as close as we can get to a scone except the scones I have enjoyed have some kind of fruit/berry and sugar on top.
Scones seem to have died out in Britain.
But yeah, in the US, cookie = biscuit.
What about Maryland cookies? They’re cookies in the UK!
And there are scones aplenty in the supermarkets with fresh cream and jam, and with all manner of fruits available inside.
What part of the UK are you in?
Yeah, that’s what I was wondering! Maryland ones are yum.
And scones are everywhere…
I think BFF should stop speaking on behalf of Britain until he passes some test…
…Loz, I have a feeling you think I’m a buffoon.
I have been in Britain so much, my favourite authour has become one J. Clarkson, my favourite magazine Private Eye, and my fav programme…Have I Got News For You and Top Gear.
And please, please don’t mention the test ever again. You mean the citizenship test, right? Bollocks! I ATTEND a British school! What do you want me to do? Play Jay-z songs on my mobile song and shout ‘SAFE!’ at you?
Oh, and rap is probably the bain of my life.
*bane
I don’t think you’re a buffoon, you just seem a little oblivious to things which I would’ve thought would be obvious to someone living here.
And I agree about the citizenship test, it’s ridiculous.
BondFan Britain Test, Question 1.
¿How do you distinguish a Welsh sign translator from a Chinese sign translator?
Hahahahaha!
Oh, you make me laugh!
Okay, continue with the questions:
Question 2:
Who is the most miserable man in Britain at present? Is it:
a) Gordon Brown
b) Gordon Brown
c) Gordon Brown ?
That was tricky. Lucky me that I am not trying to qualify.
Question 3:
What is that city in your avatar?
Question 4 is about grammar. Which sentence is correct:
a) Raznarukus says your a literal moron
b) Raznarukus says you’re a literal moron
c) Raznarukus is a moron
Your favorite author just became Britain?
Sooooooo, if you’re web browser isnt working, do you have to enable biccies?
Genius!
In the UK cookies do not exist? …how long have you been living here, BFF?
Cookies are just a sub-genre of biscuit, we do have them. Very much so.
And…um…I have scones every time I’m there.
*high-five* for scones!
*astonished*
The last time I heard the word ’scones’ was in a sentence with the word ‘high tea’ and ‘Savoy’.
…perhaps you should pay a visit to your local supermarket. Look in the bread aisle.
Loz, you completely misunderstand me.
.
Of course the British eat scones. It’s just that it has become such a stereotypical food of Britain!
Before you say anything else, I have nothing against scones. They are delicious. With jam
My favorite grocery store in NJ sells “scones” but they are more like Scottish butter cookies than scones. Good nonetheless but definitely not scones.
Scottish butter cookies? Like shortbread?
Yes. I will give you this…American coffee shops don’t know how to do scones.
I looooooove real English scones!
Me too
Cherry scones with cinnamon and butter, mmm.
*makes note to buy scones tomorrow*
Yes, shortbread.
Momma’s little babies, momma’s little babies,
love shortnen bread…
.
Hey don’t ask me I didn’t write the song.
And I love Shortbread cookies with my coffee
or your a douche because they do exist and your just being a literal moron!! You fail!!
In raznarukuslandia the “you’re” do not exist, there are only non-literal morons.
raznarukus, before you insult others, make sure you can use correct grammar.
True. There is a required level of implied intelligence to be achieved if you desire your insults to carry any heft.
What about chocolate chip cookies? I’ve just bought a pack and I definitely live in the UK.
In the UK, biscuits eat you.
…this is america.
wtf did they think would happen…
You’re assuming that they were thinking.
They were certainly happening.
Why did the camera get sucked into a black hole when he broke the glass?
WHAT WERE THEY KEEPING IN THAT MACHINE?
The LHC.
The WMD’s.
Would have been better if the guy with the camera kept rolling in the aftermath. I mean, if you’re gonna record a crime spree, go all the way, don’t pussy out at the last second. I WANTED TO SEE KIDS LOOTING CHIPS!!!
WOHOO FREE CHIPS!~!
Dude,
free stuff WIN
rofl
I knew that was going to happen.
That is funny
Vending machine contents protection fail.
Concealing the evidence of their crime fail.
Prosecution for vandalism and theft win.
Getting free stuff before prosecution win.
Internet browsers watching fail and win at the same time WIN
What species? Morons?
I like your cow.
Imbecile.
What I meant to say was ‘I think your new avatar is udderly brilliant’
It puts the Moo in Mookie. And Moomins…
I like your hat.
Imbecile.
What I meant to say was ‘I WILL GET YOU NEXT TIME!’
Hahahaha.
You’ve removed the link to your planet naming page?
lucky but fail
good job, instead of getting just one chips packet, you get all of them! what a bonus!
THAT’S NO FAIL!! THAT’S A KICK ASS WIN!
EPIC FAIL!!!!!!!
Why does this guy remind me of Derek Smart (all those old geeks out there will remember Mr Smart, PhD, FBI, MFI, TWA, MIA (and Bar). Or is it just the Vending Machine that reminds me of him
(BTW How long do you think it’ll be before Mr Smart gets grumpy and removes this message 
)
MTV wouldn’t even show such jackassery!
That Was A Bad Idea.VERY Bad.
Liek of course this would happen >_> It’s miracle enough that the first kick didn’t break it… Idiots..
Natural Selection WIN?
Wow, brilliant. Too bad the camera man couldn’t stay focused long enough that we could see the outcome.
didn’t they think that was going to happen?
On the bright side now he can has all the chips he wants!
So sollte man das jedenfalls nicht machen!
Okay, here is the way I see it.. he paid for a snack, and did not receive the product. Therefore the vending machine is a thief, plain and simple. If a thief snatched a purse and was dumb enough to just stand there, it would be perfectly acceptable to wreck him with a drop kick. Even if he had a pane of glass in front of him. I’m sure next time, This particular vending machine is going to think twice before pissing off three stoned college students.
Analogy fail.
Thieves steal deliberately.
Vending machine is just defective.
Attempt to undermine fail
you take life too seriously
Free Food win
This is not a fail. I see it as great success, because now they have as many chips as they’d ever want.
Yeah, they can pick them out of his underwear.
Why didn’t that guy just BEAT THE CRAP out of that reporter ?
How rude of the reporter to have the cell phone on, then actually answer it ! This is so TYPICAL of reporters, A-holes first, idiots second.
Sorry about that. How the heck did my comment get on this picture ? Weird.
alzheimer’s win!
haha lol!!
Mah mate told me about this….freaking hilirious!!
It’s still funny. After watching it 10+ times.
Well… that’ll get the chips out.
упиздил бы уёбков до кровавых соплей.
If he tries to use poultry could!
O Pândego Endiabrado.
In Brazil 3rd International Festival of Erotic Entertainment.
http://opandegoendiabrado.wordpress.com/2008/11/27/fiae
FREE CHIPS HOLY SHIT YAY
Nope, the price just went up to a buck 50!
Great! Now that they’ve broken the glass and put their friend in the hospital, they have all the chips they could ever want!
I would have liked to see a Head Butt – Butt Head.
I’ve Seen This Before.
I’ll bet that they did not fail
to take his stupid ass to jail
after release from hospitail.
law enforcement win,
bff fail.
good job to the genius posting the video and throwing his friend under the bus
nothing like petty theft and the video to prove it
Hey – did anyone see if those chips actually fell?
I’m sure no-one forsaw that fail coming…
Oops, i made a spelling fail!
oh angus.
The real fail is the name “Angus.”
Who knew glass break if you kick it…?
Where I come from, the fail is the first kick.
This exact scenario happened in my high school (which was years ago…)
Hurry, grab as many bags of chips as you can!
For those of you who want to know just how bad this fails… I know where they are. I recognize that room. It’s the cafeteria at my old school. PACE: The Academy for Gifted Children. Ya… I’ve even met that kid once or twice. He was a few grades below me. Wow… just wow. Gifted kids for the win, huh?
When I see a teenager litterally charging a vending machine, KNOWING he’s going to hit it hard enough to jar something loose I want the worst for him.
wow that really did work. all the free chips you want. now that theres video footage on the internet the appropriate owners will know where to send the bill.
congratulations! now, not only do you get a packet of chips, you get everything else you want from there for free! and a fine
Dumbass fail!
U ppl. need a life its supposed to b a comment on the video, not dising the person that commented right before u did. Seriously.
Oh no! I think i broke a nail!
MYGOODNESS I REALLY HOPE HE GOT THOOSE CHIPS THAT MUST OF HURT LIKE SO BAD!!!!!
ROFL xD thats was h-i-l-a-r-i-o-u-s and retarded lol
this video failed in the second word he said.. the kids name was Angus… FAIL
I think this should count as a win.
I think that vending machine’s in a school I’ve been to, it looks familiar.
Uh oh…
Those marchines are about $9k+ AUD (that’s about $5k USD) each.
Most people who run vending machines are small business owners who operate at a minimal profit. [I run vending macines.. i know..]
That act of stupidity could cost them their business.
Everyone likes a but of fun, but when your actions could destroy someones livleyhood.
Those guys are dick heads.
I think he win to kill the mashine but fail to get cheaps cuz cops!
shpelling fail,i’m know
FAIL!
actually… if no one knows who broke the glass, it’s a win, because they get all the snacks.
psshhh! thats not a fail, that’s a win…well…a win with a few cuts…
Four words; ‘Snatch and run, dudes!’
He sooo deserved it!!
there is no hope for humanity if this is the future of our species
lol who didnt see that coming?
at least he got the snack!!
*goes for a ride*
I assume that this ^ is not where it belongs.
We should have a competition to see who can place the comment on the thread.