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Quick! Call the Obesity prevention center! Those fat bastards will sink CA.!
Yeah, all those super-size-Mc Donald’s eaters.
And the giant gummy bears on sticks. Those things pack on the pounds.
Yeah, but the green apple ones are the BOMB!
I wonder if they are related to Jose Jalapeno on a Stick.
He’s hot.
So is the girl in the zebra-striped bikini bottom. She seems to like the Admiral’s post.
She annoys me. It’s a good thing she waxes.
Does she wax poetic?
She whacks frenetic
No, she wanes poetic.
she works pathetic
She looks like she’s trying to pick some fibrous material from between her teeth.
It’s the gummy bear on a stick.
Aiiiiiiiiiii Yaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Yai Yaiiiiiiii
José Jalapeño makes me tingly in my naughty places.
Please, NEVER rub your naughty places with a jalapeño. Really. Just don’t. *whimper*
That’s a good trick senor
“I’m so happy ’cause I’m a gummy bear. GUMMY BEAR!”
Gummy Bears!
Bouncing here and there and everywhere
Having adventures beyond compare
For we are the Gummy Bears!
that’s GUMMI bears
Damn. Blast. And Worse.
bloody hell?
i remember Thundaar the Barbarian! a COMET passed too close
to the ERTH and stole the M-O-O-N (that spells cookies) and the
clouds and made the continents move around and smash into each
other!
just like Al Gore said it would!
M-O-O-N (that spells cookies) – isn’t that from steven kings “the stand” ?
Yes, it was the mentally handicapped person that hung with the mute guy. Yet another decent book turned horrible screen adaptation.
Ich bin ein gummi bar, Ich bin ein gummi bar…
Suburban legends did a fun cover of the theme. its in my linky thingy.
*long, sustained scream*
Gummi Bears… for candy this delicious, you’ll chew off your own leg!
*chews off own leg*
That was stupid. I can’t walk to the shop to buy any gummi bears now.
And I’m a vegetarian.
*shakes fist*
Damn you gummi bears, you shall live another day.
Another regular commenter that’s vegetarian. Woohoo!
*POUNCE!
I know you appreciate some of my predator ways…! :p
^ *
Whenever you pounce, I recall Charlie Brown being knocked into the air by a screaming line drive back through the pitcher’s mound. He twirls in mid-air,and I do believe his socks come off.
Hee…!
But you know I’d never hurt you. I DO like separating you from you socks, though!
Don’t dragon’s eat their mates?
She’s not through with me yet.
*ahem*
Dragons do not eat their mates. Dragons are, in fact, extremely loyal and protective of them.
Besides…the Admiral is right.
*grin*
Praying Mantis and Black Widow eat their mates, but not dragons.
I was a good Mantis. . .I preyed.
yeah. By that logic we should all jump together at the same time to try and move the earth a little to the left.
you’re one of them……..
lol
Doesn’t fat float?
Fat floats, but only in water. It doesn’t float in air, so all the fatties outside of water are weighing down on earth, while fatties in water (like whales)… uhhh.. I lost my train of thought.
Come a little closer.
Fat would make them float.
It’s not my fault.
This is why I choose to live in the center of the continent!
This is why I keep a surfboard underneath my bed.
ROFL, Sammy !
Don’t worry, your seat can double as a flotation device.
Those aren’t buoys!
This explains the large number of women in LA with breast augmentation. Silicone is buoyant.
Those airheads don’t need any more buoyancy.
I lol’d
Yeah, actually they do. Their pet dogs that they imprision in their purses as a fashion statement will inevitably weigh them down.
Are they being overcautious, then?
Surprisingly, fat is highly bouyant as well, so atleast the fat folks will float after breaking off a piece.
Actually silicone sinks in water. It’s more dense so all those airheads may as well glue a mirror ro the bottom of a pool….
No, no…the boys are something entirely different.
Oooooh. You said buoys…nevermind.
Where the buoys are. . .
Ooh wah ooh…
someone floats for me. . .
Their milkshake brings the buoys to the yard…
Big buoys don’t cry.
I’m just a lonely buoy
Now everyone is going to migrate to the center and we will cave in
Very nice for you, but I’ve chosen to live OUTSIDE the environment.
environment fail^^^
Poor Californians. What with their rising water levels, and Rainbow water. Now they are about to fall into the ocean.
Wouldn’t it be all of LA’s fault?
Pun win!
I think his scientific observations have a few cracks in them.
Hi research was shaky.
It’s had its ups and downs.
Tectonically speaking, he’s full of crap.
To be fair, he’s had a lot on his plate.
You mean ‘full of crack’.
I’m not sure it’s all his fault.
We can not make excuses for him, lithosphere the consequences of his igneous comments.
One thing you can say fissure, he’s no scientist.
But I think the stress my be getting to him.
And aftershock like that, who can blame him?
Why don’t you just tarpit and feather him and get it over with?
That would make him go into Richter mortis!
You guys are hilarious to a fault.
(Damn, Seamus already got to that one below.)
This theory made the scientific community tremble.
Now now. I’m sure that we all want to give him a fair shake.
He’s really a down to earth.
(opps, delete that A please)
Richter? Hell I nearly broke her.
There was a rift in his logic.
He needs to be taught mountains of information.
No, it’s San Andreas’s fault.
You win one (1) internet for the silly pun.
I blame Vice City myself
Win!
That depends. Are you San Andreas?
yeah baby
Alaska can come too.
OHGODOHGODOHGOD…yEEEEEEaaaaAAAAAAAHHHHHH!….mmmmm
Whoops, forgot to change my name back! There we go.
It made me laugh when I saw that this morning
STOP EVERYTHING!
*squeezes the Moomin!*
*disapparates*
Their observations should recognize … yeah.
Orly????
Charles De Gaulle!
California baseball?
I know right? Then how do they explain the ones in central Cali with all the farmers? xD
de Gaulle.
That is one of the most phenomenally insightful things I’ve ever heard.
I’m rethinking my plans to retire to an island in the Carib.
Just make sure you live in the center of the island.
Good call.
i dont get it…
You make me sad.
You’ll get it when the serbvers come up on the east coast.
It’s so unfair that they have to wait three hours!
and here I thought it was those pesky fault lines…
I must just be overlooking the obvious
The fault lines are the evidence, not the cause. In this twisted logic, the people could just as well be responsible for the fault lines.
That’s using faulty logic.
Those lines of logic are faulty.
And I know. . .it’s my own damn fault.
oh now i get it…
Who are you and what have you done with the real loz?
sam, just remember you’ll have to answer to the REAL Loz when she gets here.
*explodes with fury*
AN IMPOSTER?!
…*envelops the imposter in a cloud of rage*
The other one at least had de decency to call him- or herself fake loz.
WE LOVE YOU LOZ!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
And to think those Scientist needlessly spent all those years and all that money on their degree and the answer was as simple as that!
what if half of us move out????
Half fail…duh
thank you. you have enlightened me.
Then traffic would be better at least!
If the west coast all moved the one time, all the weight of the east coast would cause America to go belly up like a dead fish. kinda like their economy…… ZING!!!!
what about 49.99 %…..THAT’S LESS THAN HALF!!!!!!!
It’s another government conspiracy! First the sprinkler rainbows, now this. When will the madness stop!?
Maybe they can reduce the damage of CA sinking into the sea by reducing the sea! If all those people in CA grab a bucket, go to the ocean, fill it with water and pour it down the sink, the water level will go down!
I think Evolution is conspiring against us by deliberately not killing off all of the stupid people!
no we did that ourselves. Health care has replaced gene pool chlorine with environmentally friendly algae suppressants instead.
Methinks it might be time to toss a shark in the gene pool….
…and I just realized how that could be taken in a seriously disturbing way that’s wrong on many levels. Oh well, I stand by it.
o wow and i was thinking that it was those fault lines sill me!
Sill you indeed.
o wow and i was thinking that it was those fault lines sill me!
Sill you indeed.
(wtf)
wtf
(wtf)
No wonder this country is in trouble.
I can only imagine the problems in store for China.
Yeah! And I heard that they even have WATER Right Up To Their Coastline, just like L.A.!
That’s not water, that’s melted ice.
Yeah but it works just like water.
Isn’t melted ice lighter or is it unmelted? I mean clouds are melted ice and they’re light. But snow is unmelted ice and it’s fluffy…
AND a Pound of Water a Pound of Melted Ice and a Pound of Unmelted Ice all weigh the SAME! WHY! Why US? Why NOW?
Popcorn anyone?
And, and why is a pound of melted Ice smaller then a pound of
Frozen water? Oh the mind boggles.
Oh, the popcorn pops.
Cool cuz for some reason I’ve got some serious munchies.
Ah! That’s IT! YOU REEK AH!
The Popped Popcorn gets BIGGER than the UN-Popped Popcorn as you let all the Melted Water out of the UN-Popped Popcorn by Nuking it! So that’s why!
GAWD! We’re GENIUS!
*Applies for a Patent*
said Pa.
Nooooooo, it’s Maw that wanted Pa to tent.
*snork*
Water is one of the only chemicals that expands when it freezes
Water expands when it freezes
*twitch*
Ahabdearab can’t help it, he’s a people person.
It’s a mercalli can breath on his own.
The magnitude of Mookie’s meaning should not be underestimated.
You mean, misunderestimated.
*Erupts in laughter*
*quakes with laughter*
*Flips in laughter*
*sits down and chuckles*
You send tremors up and down my spine Mookie!
You should get that looked at…
Pun run killer!!!!!
*pouts and goes to make tsunami sandmich with the crust cut off.*
I too find you devastatingly attractive.
I’m glad the focus is back on me.
The results of this flirtation may well be disastrous.
Should of put some foreshock into it before we started.
I’ve put you at the epicenter of my life, and now I must deal with the repercussions.
That may dis-mantle our relationship.
Breaking up is so painful, but I think we must go our separate waves.
I think it was on unsteady ground from the start.
Did the earth move for you too?
*flutters eyelashes*
I like to eat sandWITCHES!
Pun win.
Tremor i seek you, tremor i find you…
Hurri-cane you help me over here??
She’s getting all twistered up in her knickers.
*hails a cab*
That’s right up there with the one about too many people flushing toilets is causing the oceans to rise.
lol
…yeeeah
So if they all jump at the same time Lex Luthor doesn’t hafto nuke Nevada?
You mean everyone in China right?
I heard if they all climb upon 3 foot platforms and all jump off exactly together they could Destroy the Universe!
That is an official theory of the Big Bang!
The scariest part is that the writer seems to be referring to Al Gore as a “master scientist”.
Everyone knows Al Gore was more of a fishing kind of guy than a science guy.
well, he did create the internet…
In a way he did, by actively pushing legislation that funded the technology used.
thanks for clearing that up, al
Teh intertubez u mean? rajt?
I think you took a wrong turn at ICHC. Let us show you the way back.
And he invented the environment.
Fear-inducing WIN!
Poor Japan =(
what if they all jumped up and down at once! america could maybe even tip completely over!!!
Or we could do like a giant teeter-totter thing: we all drive from east to west and back?
Don’t forget the rainbows either. This expansion is a result of the water making room for the rainbow additives. As a result all the ground surrounding the area has become brittle.
That, and the daylight saving time that increases the amount of sunlight – and therefore, evaporation increases, also contributing to the dry brittleness of the land.
There is a chance to create job opportunities shoring up the shore to prevent collapse? We should tell the president we can kill two birds with one stone.
Tell Cheney, he’s the bird hunter.
I thought he only hunted lawyers.
*hides*
*cowers*
He was just practicing gun safety.
*seriously dislikes bird hunters*
I hunt birds!
say cheese!
.
.
Ok it’s just with my camera
I thought it was just chicks you hunted.
*ducks and covers*
That’s very bad news.
NO, OBAMA the MAN, has THE PLAN.
THE PLAN (SECRET):
Take all of the laid off Auto Workers from Michigan and ship them to CA. stimulating the buslines, passenger rail and cheap motel industry. Then give them shovels where hey can fill in all the cracks, and then have them wade out into the ocean and push LA eastward. While they’re there the Auto Workers will be forced to become Enviromentally Friendly and learn to care for the Enviroment. Then they go back to Detroit and make ECO-SAFE 1000 MPG Clown Cars for us to drive. TADA! [More to come as we dream it up.]
____________________________________________________
It’ll be a great waster of public monies, it’ll put people back to work, and California will be Saved! OH! And the new President will look cool!
He already looks cool, now if the rest of us give him a chance we might find out he is capable as well. Unfortunately that means a lot of people will have to shed their preconceived notions pumped into their brains by the conservative-to-reactionary Right.
who me? NEVA!
*clings to my Bible and my Guns*
PS: [I do truly hope the guy & his team suceed. The country is screwed if he doesn't. But now it's my turn to reverse the directions of all of the preconceived notions pumped into their brains by the liberal-to-socialist Left.]
You mean stuff like social responsibility towards the country’s
citizens as well as its corporations? Yeah I hate that too.
.
“Yeah, I love America and all, but help my neighbour? Man, that shit is whack!”
And that christian thing about “love thy neighbor”? Isn’t it enough just to go to church and say it? It’s total B.S. to have to actually practice it!
I know, what do they take us for?! Robin Hood?!
Yeah! I follow the real golden rule: He who has the gold makes the rules.
I love you guys.
*hugs*
*shares a cookie*
*votes to re-name raelalt “Jaffar”.
*group hugs*
*bogarts cookie*
*snork* Avis, that’s what I was thinking
*Makes a pink donation to the Dragon in my dreams*
You do realise you can’t get a ‘donation’ back?
A better way of saying it would be *gives the Dragon some pink in my dremas*
Jaffar?
*fires up Google*
You think I am an Indonesian terrorist? Well I DO like
Indonesian food, and I am a terror on the bike path.
The movie Aladdin. I probably misspelled his name. The golden rule comment was one of his lines.
Dirty love is reflected both ways.
I first heard it from a stand up comic back in the early 80’s who also claimed that his father advised him “Never get into a fight with an ugly person. They’ve got nothing to lose.”
Are you calling me ugly?
*puts boxing gloves on*
No. Just trying to egg you on.
Erm…pink?
*looks at EGG askance once more*
*sighs*
I was quoting a line from the song ‘Dirty love’ by Frank Zappa…
Obscure music reference fail (on me, of course)…
There is NO fail in Frank Zappa.
There is out-of-left-field, seemingly inappropriate reference to Frank Zappa lyrics. Maybe I’m just missing the intent or the connection. I’ve caused my share of misunderstandings quoting song lyrics. I’m chalking this one up to EGGcentricity.
Hee…! I thought he was giving me money for breast cancer research for some reason!
*is a doofus*
Or a Church of the Subgenius reference.
*recalls your previous avatar*
*checks back in time and everything makes sense
(not really) in an 80s-movie-flashback-scene kind of way:
Sir Robin Hood, hugs, gives the gold, donations,
to a Dragon(writer)… “that shit is whack”…and sees the
light in the shape of Mr. Frank Zappa. If only he had
noticed that the light was being powered by his very own
wtf-ness and his lack of coffee…*
*comes back from his regression*
[awkward silence]
So… that fail was funny, hehe…yeah.
*hides his gulp with a much too fake cough*
*skedaddles*
Love the tiara, EGG!
Odd alignment is on the house.
Thanks!
(for changing the subject too)
It was Mookie’s suggestion. I felt compelled to try a B-52’s outfit, but it made me look fat.
(Any time, EGG!)
*hugs*
Dunno why I bother, you Merkins will give up your guns and your bibles before you give up your pre-conceived notions. But the truth is, you wouldn’t know a liberal, a socialist or even a commie if one went up to you, introduced himself, shook your hand, and THEN bit you on the arse. After which you tripped over him.
In the real world, the Democratic Party is consider centre-RIGHT, yet most Yanks seem to think they’re actually liberal. And as for those septics that think Obama is a commie, well, I just despair.
I think the rainbows-in-the-sprinkler woman is right: There must be something in the water that you drink.
Probably because it comes from a skeptic tank.
Gawd, speaking of preconceived notions…
I was born in a Socialist country…I think I have a pretty good idea what a true liberal is. Thanks for the ignorant generalizations; I’m pretty sure if I came up and bit you on the arse, you wouldn’t be able to recognize me for what I was, either.
Because I am, in fact, an American. Buh-bye.
Boy, are you in the wrong place! This particular crowd are not a bunch of bible thumpers.
It would be kinda fun to thump him with a bible, wouldn’t it? One of the really big, heavy ones…
Oooh, that sounds like fun!
I still want to see DragonWriter bite him on the ass.
Pleh. I’d get cooties.
Spoilsport.
:p
*hands raelalt “the jaws of life” that firefighters use to cut into car-wrecks*
Here, go after him with this.
Thanks, though somehow it’s not quite the same thing.
Well, no. But this way no one gets cooties.
More clinical, yes. It also is just as effective.
Though… something about facing a dragon… you can’t get past the abject fear that that would instill.
Hehehe…
Man I feel like Einstein, Newton and Franklin all rolled into one compared to the moron that wrote that article.
Wow, sounds like a lot going on in your blue speedo’s. I hope no one farts.
I think you may have hit upon the real cause of Global Warming.
Shhhhhh! The cows don’t like it when you blame them.
Well you do know that redwood trees are responsible for
pollution don’t you? The cows MUST be in league with them!
HAHA ! GASSIASSOUS! GO BOOM!!! But yeah i ddo have quite a bit going on in my speedo’s
Dude! That is WAAAY too much information.
Rolled into one? So you’re…er… New-Frank-Einstein?
Hahahahahaha.
North Jersey and NYC must be on the brink of collapsing into the Atlantic.
A man can dream …
THATS WIE I LIKE KATS.
If you buy that, I’ve got some ocean-front property in Arizona…
I bought that, so sadly I have no money left for your ocean front property.
That’s OK, you are pre-approved for a low interest loan. -CitiCorp
Oh no. I’ve already bought real estate from you once. I’m not making that mistake again.
You still ticked off about that little bridge thing? Sheesh.
Isn’t the edge of California just as buoyant as the rest of the continent? Take Hawaii for example…
It makes perfect sense, everybody knows that the world is made of 97.2% water, because the “ground” is just a thin layer of earth. And that’s why they move with time, sloow, but they still move.
97.2% is more than half…
OR IS IT?
Yes
It’s not more than half of 200%…
It is if you’re bad at maths.
You mean that you can change the rules if you are bad at maths?
Common sense fail!
If you can use mathematical logic to prove that 2=1, the rest of mathematics is pretty meaningless really.
I guess you are wrong, buddy!
IS IT OR?
SI TI ,SEY
Mikey, are you bored today?
*gives Mikey a cookie*
If you’ve mistaken my nemesis Zurack for me I shall be very upset Dragon.
*SCAMPERS UP*
“COOKIE?”
* Assumes Cute Squirrel Begging Position #3 *
Hee…! No, how could I? That diabolical mustache was a
dead giveaway!
There were laxatives in the cookie.
*shoos squirrel away*
That’s his evil twin.
Thanks for the cookie! I will give you a free DVD of our *secret reunion*.
I never thought there’d be a day where I’m glad that I didn’t get a cookie
Never heard of tricke down economics?
More like golden shower economics.
Hahaha!
but it’s twice as much as 48.6%
“Late” fail!
umm, this was at the bottom before…
Page refresh fail!!
oh goodness no!, it makes me sad to hear such a farse.
Your farse makes me sad.
But it is better then his kurdesh.
His Arabic is urdu-ly ridiculous.
Sadly, I think this may be a ham-fisted bit of right-wing sarcasm, and not just garden-variety stupidity. I think this guy’s trying to make a faulty analogy with man-made global warming, by claiming it’s as silly to believe that as to believe that the presence of people could cause the San Andreas Fault. Or something. At least, that’s the vibe I get from this.
The gaming industry is pretty violent, it’s GTA: San Andreas fault!
Na ah, its Viva Piñata faul!
This came from a British newspaper called the Daily Express’ comment section on an article titled “BBC SHUNNED ME FOR DENYING CLIMATE CHANGE”.
Good news, this isn’t even a ‘Merikan!
Sarchasm detection fail.
Sarchasm causes cancer. You should use stevia.
Why is this a fail? It looks like a sarcasm WIN to me.
My head hurts now… I need a stiff drink!
Obviously a joke. I mean, the poster’s name is “ahab de arab.”
Due diligence fail.
As an aside… California really is to blame for almost everything. The housing bubble – worse there than anywhere. Also, hippies.
So now you are saying it’s John Travolta’s fault for being the boy in the bubble? Next, blame on the Scientologists why don’t you?
I AM NOT A CULT.
hahahaha
by his logic, Manhattan should have sunk in to the ocean by now.
Sounds about right…now where is my chew?
Those people killed my baby!
I don’t know which is worse, considering Al Gore a “master scientist” or thinking the US is a big raft that can be sunk by a few Californians…
Are the fattest people not in Texas? Are they heavy enough to lever Canada up into the air? Discuss.
Mississippi is the fattest state. Maybe they’ll take Louisiana down with them.
My country is below sea level. Thanks to Ahab here I finally figured it out. We simply have too many people!
Wow. Did you know that I can’t shave with my Razer mouse? This inconsistency may be responsible for the underground soil erosion causing this.
Who is eroding the soil underneath us? The lucky charms dude! Those stupid kids won’t leave him alone.
I’m pretty sure it’s the Crab People.
CRAB PEOPLE! CRAB PEOPLE! Taste like crab, talk like people.
Maybe we all should get a bucket of water out of the ocean and put it in the sink at home. Then the ocean won’t be so deep when all you edge-people fall in.
If we use sinks that are far enough inland, it could redress the weight distribution.
Maybe we should all turn on our air conditioners to thwart global warming? (R-12 only please)
hay waz up poeple whta is up
Obviously not your IQ.
of course!! *slaps head* its all so obvious now!
i LOVE that they post this in an “I’m so intelligent” manner. Reminds me of people I know….
Al Gore and “the likes” probably haven’t figured out that the Earth is FLAT either!
That means China will sink right into the ocean! Oh noes! :O
That explains what happened to Atlantis.
No!
You see, Atlantis was a Beautiful Shining City full of Lovely Peaceful Intelligent People and the rest of the Earth was not. Horrible Mean Nasty Ugly and Warlike Aliens came from far far far out into the Galaxy looking for new worlds to conquer. The Atlantisians fought back and eventually sacrificed themselves and their island so that the rest of us total idiots, (their point of view), could continue living in bliss and ignorance. Intelligent Squirrels were left behind with all of Atlantis’ Knowledge to guide mankind into the future. But Skwerlly Fred dropped it and we’ve been scampering about ever since looking for the Knowledge Capsule. Have you seen it? It kinda looks exactly like an acorn.
Thank God for the obesity epidemic in middle America balancing things out.
WHY?!?! WHY MUST PEOPLE BE SO STUPID?!?!
Oh! I get it! That’s one of then rhetorical questionny thingies.
Dang mispelled somethimg, I’ll fix it before Loz attackes:
Oh! I gets it! That’s one of them rhetorical questiony thingies.
Skwerlly Bob: “I’ll fix it before Loz attackes:”
.
Throwing in and extra ‘e’ is not going to save you. Now if you had added a ‘u’…
“When Loz Attacks” sounds like one of those FOX reality shows, like “When Things Happen Near A Video Camera” or “World’s Most Shocking Stock Footage.”
I was once in an episode of “When Things Happen Near A Video Camera!”
I was the squirrel that jumped out of the Trash Bin scaring a teenager, John D. Greer, III, to death! But it was poetic justice since he had just jumped into a Vending Machine at Sheffield City Hall and stolen all the chips he was tossing away. He was a troubled child whose mom had just gotten divorced, he’d been turned down at Linen & Things for employment and his grandfather had 300 parishioners very mad at him.
“Somethimg.”
Spell-correction fail.
As for Atlantis, do you think it was Xemu?
Nah, it’s just a troll – the grammar and spelling are too good for it to be written by someone dumb enough to actually believe it.
its the faults fault
sarcasm detection fail….
xD
Honestly though, it does make a certain sort of sense. If you have a sheet of cardboard laying across a table. And you put something on the edge of it, eventually its going to either bend the cardboard, or it will slide off… *I* know thats not how it works with earthquakes, but perhaps thats how they are thinking about it…
HUH? “thinking” Nah, they were just spouting crap to look smart, I know!
Many studies show that people, who just spout crap to look smart, aren’t actually smart enough to understand what they said. They just wanna get laid or sound cool and learned.
So Ashley? Want to discuss this further over at my place?
(pssst.. Ashley. Don’t let that cute little fluffy tail of his deceive you, and
especially don’t fall for that old line about offering to show you his nuts)
And he uses quotation marks for emphasis…! Beware!
I WAS following the rule, really, I “SWEAR!” I was just quoting from Ashley’s post, 3rd to last word.
Go harass them students o’ yers, we be allreddy edumicated here.
OH! Schools out huh? Check over at ICHC, they’ll keep ya busy there.
*shudder!*
This sounds like a crackpot theory to me.
Smoking Crack-Pot is really really addictive Mookie… stick with pot.
Well which is it? A crack theory or a pot theory?
The pot is racist. It called the kettle black. So we don’t like the pot’s theory.
It’s the pot that was black!
Read:
Poem found in “Maxwell’s Elementary Grammar” school book copyright 1904.
“Oho!’ said the pot to the kettle;
“You are dirty and ugly and black!
Sure no one would think you were metal,
Except when you’re given a crack.”
“Not so! not so! kettle said to the pot;
” ‘Tis your own dirty image you see;
For I am so clean -without blemish or blot-
That your blackness is mirrored in me”
“Pot calling the kettle black” From Wikipedia
NOTE TO SELF: do not place comment inside angle brackets.
I sincerely hope that this is just some guy trolling or trying to be funny.
If he’s really that stupid I’ll have to commit seppuku with a plastic spork to stop my brain from hurting.
Well, both of them are “way out there,” man, but the pot theory is more mellow, man. Here……….
Thinks man, this is some really great shit.
*bogarts*
Must be some good shit, can’t spell things. Oh er damn!
Dude, change your bong water, it’s nasty.
No man! It’s just aged.
Is that what you told the Police about all of your Old Lady Porn?
“It’s not nasty, it’s just aged!”
*SNORT*
You following me?
Maybe he should pour his bong water down the sink and fill it with sea water to save the californians.
So good and cool !
http://www.agoravox.fr/article.php3?id_article=47838
but, but ,but it’s all in some code! I can’t read any of it!
Damn, now we are over the one page limit. Man what a royal pain in the ass!
why?
Hint: there’s a magic “Show All” you can click. Then just “CTRL+R” every once ina while to update
Hint: you can’t click on the recent comment links after the 200 mark.
Right-o! now I have to scroll over the comment links, get the number,
and then type in in the address bar.
Just use [F5] button on your keyboard to refresh, my mammalian companion.
since creationism is taught in school more and more people seem to think the world is a disk…
OMG, we all gonna fall into the ocean.
y dont they explant the brains when born – we dont use it anyway!
Teacher sez –
His justification for earthquakes is off, but he’s absolutely correct that coastal areas are more prone to quakes than ones farther inland. California, Chile, Japan, etc… are all on major fault lines.
Weak fail.
Sounds like a joke to me.
*listens*
*hears nothing*
*doesn’t laugh*
*scampers away*
I really hope this guy was joking.
I am amazed that people are actually this stupid…
Well…landmasses can go under sea but…that’s kinda slow…and surely can’t ‘fall’ into the ocean…
They can if we all do our part.
Wow, and we’ve managed to totally ignore the fact that the land is on plates that float on lava. Congratulations–this rates right up there with the five-hundred-year-old-universe theory and Anti-Gravity Association for fact ignorance.
Maybe, just maybe, if we get everyone in north america and south america to jump at the same time lets say Noon CST we can shift the earth farther from the sun as well. Global Warming solved. It holds about as much water as people being to heavy for the western seaboard.
I thought the gays were what caused all those earthquakes? The Mormons told me it would stop if I voted Yes on 8.
I’m doing my part. I’m fat and I cant stand this shitty socialist state, so I’m moving in March.
Lookout South Carolina! Earthquakes are coming!
Oh noes! What if someone pokes a hole in the land?!
It’ll be catastrophic!
I’m surprised this asshole even knew how to use a computer!
Its called satire, idiots.
He was making fun of Al Gore.
someone have been watching that 10.5 movie too much
If THIS isn’t too stupid to not be fake I don’t know what is.
OK, I just thought of three different Incubus jokes for this thread, but I get the feeling that I’m running the risk of becoming like that one-trick Led Zepplin guy.
I haven’t thought of you that way, PoB. For what it’s worth.
The LZ jokes are all the same. You and Loz are the only ones that recognize the Incubus jokes, so the rest of us don’t get tired of them.
I think he was joking.
I’m saddened by this…obviously someone didn’t pay attention in school
obviously this moron has never heard of plate tectonics and the fact that the lithosphere (including the continental crust) is roughly 100km deep of solid rock and mineral, and beside the fact that the san andreas fault runs right through the state. ‘I feel therefore I’m right’ way of thinking. fucking moron!
That makes sence
knowledge of geology fail?
Let me guess, that poster attends a lot of tractor pulls and belives pro wresting is real. Amirite?
To be honest, I don’t think this person is serious. I think they are pretending to be an idiot just to get on failblog… which is even mroe pathetic
Im surprised south Florida doesnt have more “earthquakes” due to the high population!
and thats what happens when you TRY to sound smart and fail, dumbass
This is about as realistic a theory as global warming being caused by man.
I like it.
It’s very obviously sarcasm (sad so many people didn’t pick up on that fact)
EPIC SARCASM DETECTION FAIL.
It’s true! I saw it on TV! There was this coyote trying to catch a road runner…
No, that one makes sense.
NO, NO!!… this isn’t true… the earthquakes are due to Lex Luther setting off explosion in the fault lines, so that when California falls off his real estate values will go up. He tried with a Nuclear missile once… but Superman stopped him…
Quantum gravity, fools…….
My head hurts just reading that!!!
It’s obivious that this person never saw the Original Superman movie. Or they would now that it’s all Lex Luthors FAULT. (get it?)
WOW… im thinking back to the yahoo answers question where someone asks how do you make your monitor into a mirror saying they tried scanning a mirror and it didnt work. or the video with the woman in her back yard claiming somethings wrong with the water because a rainbow can bee seen when she turns on her water sprinkler (in full sunlight). its things like these that reassures me that i have had a decent edu-whatca-ma-call-it.
“One great big festering neon distraction,
I’ve a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
Learn to swim.
Cuz I’m praying for rain
And I’m praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.”
Sarcasm… the ingenious type of humour so hated by America only. This poster Ahab is genious lol!
Love it! Although from his post it isn’t his fail, it is win for sarcasm!
well the article is by ahabdearab
which is Ahab de Arab…
so its fake…
still funny
More like a failure to recognize awesome sense of humour
I didn’t realize people took the National Enquirer seriously.
wat an absolute idiot
Another example of the average IQ falling 10 points every 30 or so years, how sad!
You’re A Genius! (you idiot…)