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Welcome to HELL! We hope you enjoy your stay here!
Now I’m the cool one!
Said who?
*runs in and dives behind EGG*
I’ve been here all along.
What are you doing behind him?
Very clever. I like it.
You have a moustache to show you are evil.
Now you see that evil will always triumph because good is dumb
I resent your insinuation that I am dumb. Or do I resent that I am dumb?
Anyway, there’s a lot of resentment and dumbness about.
*
You’re not Mickey.
I am too. The one with the moustache isn’t.
I am Mikey E!
lol thats great an ‘E’vil twin!
I can be ErickC if you want!
SHE said.
I hope you’re happy now, Zurack.
Damn the Scots!
This is starting to get offensive…
Hey sorry, wasn’t meant to be that way.
Humour epic fail.
Epic humour fail. *
It was not an epic humour fail, I was being funny… no?
I laughed. Does that count?
1, 2, 3, 3. . . Yep counts for me!
But did you point while laughing? Or is that just a girl thing?
I’m not going to lie, there was some pointing going on.
Hey…Lunchbox is going to want that innuendo machine back, yanno.
The sad thing is, my sister just got hired by them. . .
no seriously,
This is in my town o.o Lolz
wtf are you all on about
do you guys offer life insurance?
yup
we also offer free shredding of your privates
You cannot shred my privates! Their stamped and certified by the President AND the Queen!
Maybe they’re hiring someone to clean up their store. :s
Haha, there is one near us and I think that they are just hiring for the holidays. My husband looked up when they are going to close officially and I think it was January. They are selling everything in there. And I mean ev-uh-ree-thing. They have the little beds, shelves, etc for sale. There was a woman riding around in a wheel chair with a big ole FOR SALE sticker on it.
And this is how we will handle unemployment!
EGG, um, you’re naked.
Does that turn you on?
No, but your hand on my ass turned me on.
*sighs*
If i only had hands…
Dress up like a love egg. . .
*sings*
The love egg, baby, yeaaahhhh…
Is a little old place where we can get together. . .
But the sign says…
Bang bang bang on the door baby.
*brings jukebox money*
(Tin Roofs will not rust below this level)
only on tuesdays
Yeah, talking about musicals while wearing a pink dress and an 80’s moustache didn’t seem like the safest idea.
I can try something on, if you want me to, though. Any suggestions?
*rummages in closet* *holds something up* Dunno, egg. No offense but… you’re a difficult fit.
But you would look precious in a tiara.
*bats eyelashes*
We should go shopping!!
*prances*
I can check in the attic for you egg, I have some things left over from the kiddo’s, daughter had a Mr. and Mrs. Potatohead, we can cut the sticker things out so you don’t stab yourself.
What do people mean there is no opportunity to find employment in a recession?
ALRIGHT!”!!! now I can tick “yes” to the question “Have you looked for work, recently been employed or attended any interviews since unemployment?” on my Social Welfare forms.
Woo hoo! Free money
haha this is so true, WIN!
When life gives you Lehmans…
squirt them in people’s eyes?
In Soviet Russia, The Lehmans squeeze YOU.
In US and UK as well.
The sad thing is, the Bush Administration would totally count this as job growth.
(raising hand) so do I sign up for unemployement first or wait for them to fire me? Or do I show up to the interview in a tangerine speedo, shower shoes, a bathing cap, weedeater and a gallon container of wesson oil? ………crap, i think this is the wrong fforum for that last thought!
Shouldn’t one show up to every interview in the latter? I sure know I do!
And just where are you interviewing at? Methinks I would like a job there as well…
Well I was going to at Linen’s and Thing’s for the role of “Things”, thus the wesson oil and the other “props”.
Tangerine is not your color. It makes you look very sallow.
Very well then, I will wear my blue or salmon colored ones
The blue brings out the brown in your eye. Good choice.
n00bs. The old shop closes and a new one is opening in the house of the old shop.
Funny, anyways.
wrong. Linens N Things is in fact going out of business. I saw the same sign at the Linens N Things in my town. Think about it. If you knew the place where you worked was going out of business wouldn’t you go find a new job? But somebody needs to be there during the liquidation. And extra hours during the holidays if they last that long.
except the old biz is Yankee Candle (as seen on the window) – but funny that the new biz is hireing before the old biz is gone lol
Yankee Candle is one of the products they sell, as is rubbermaid on the window next to your example. All L&T do this as they are closing. They anticipate a mad rush of people clearing out the store. Try not to overanalyze the fails and they can be so much more enjoyable.
LNT filed for bankruptcy in late May/early June….
Mervyn’s is doing the same thing. Going out of business and Now Hiring.
They’re lasting until the end of January.
You have a chain of shops called ‘Linens N Things’? *snortgiggles*
What about Piggly Wiggly?
And don’t forget Hoggly Woggly!
…used to… not for much longer…
actually, this is a company that sells revolving doors.
Where is Dragon? I would like to comforter some more
I think she needs to bring in her flamethrower and clean house on these trolls…
She and k-k-k-katy were drinking last night. She got 3 sheets to the wind.
I wish you would stop making blanket statements like that.
Duvet, have hangovers this morning?
It’s all a sham, an excuse they are using to call out sick.
I am NOT!! I’ve been on sur-valence. :p
And Blue2th, you can comforter me any time you like!
Hopefully they won’t shortsheet the employees. >.>;
Hopefully they won’t sheet in the employee’s shorts.
This must be the Linens ‘N Things in Montgomery County, PA, they have the same two signs in their windows.
LNT is going out of business all over North America. The states went bankrupt, and now the canadian’s are going out of business too. So the signs could basically be anywhere.
Different sign, same idea at the Austin – Arboretum store. I took that same picture, like, two weeks ago, and forgot to submit it.
Besides, what are they going to pay their new hires, Shamwow! an hour?
Shamwow +2!
They’re hiring because they need more people to handle all the customers with the going out of business sale. Plus Christmas is always busy. So not really that much of a fail.
Also, because its going out of business, people are leaving the store and LNT needs temporary people to fill in for all the people going and getting new jobs.
Teacher sez -> this fail fails.
L&T is just moving in to the place going out of business.
Uh oh, EGG, we’ve got a live one here. *breaks out rule book* Any suggestions?
This is a complicated case, mixing his funless troll abilities with some lolcat speaking ones.
I would call the troll SWAT team
You called?
Oh wait, this is just a fly SWATter
Are my services required…?
Methinks someone needs to school the teacher….
Knowledge fail.
L & T is going out of business.
Driven out of business b/c employees are always on failblog.
And then they are sending the pic to failblog to get some resumes. This is what I like to call Epic Fail.
Hello Lou. Mookie says I should talk to you about my faulty hat that makes me hear voices?
What should I do about the voices in my head? I’m not wearing a hat
I have a helmet that protects me of the voices and mind control attempts. It is made of lead, frozen water and quilted strips.
It makes me to have an interesting look.
Hawt. Send photos.
Bet it doesn’t protect you from lead poisoning though.
True.
Also, the frozen water works like ice and I think I am getting a cold.
Maybe the mind controls was not as bad…
lead poisoning is a farce. i grew up drinking leaded water and it didn’t… what was i saying?
Mervyn’s was showing a similar sign out front, and they ARE going out of business. Major irony.
>< dude, talk about bad timing.
lol
oh, boo. i sent that picture in, but it didn’t work… well, it wasn’t exactly the best shot… idk…
Well, someone has to sweep up and turn out the lights.
My comments are disappearing faster that the California coastline.
*than
Where do you see yourself after another 3 years? Sorry, months…
This is for the person that submitted this if they see it. Was this taken in Overland Park, KS?
This is sadly the truth. I used to work there, and still talk to my coworkers a lot. When the unemployment plan came out, many were not covered, mostly the new hires. So many new hires left, and left spaces. Then there are your veterans that are now looking for new jobs, find them, and must leave. Many of the stores are under-staffed. My old store was recruiting people who had previously quit to work for the last few months remaining, they are getting that desperate.
Well, here is a humor FAIL…
The terminally ill can still apply for short term jobs
Hahaha, I work there now. And they are hiring because everyone is quitting.
It’s places like this you go to when the unemployment agency is all over your case.
this is also in Durham, NC
kind of ridic.
It’s in Baton Rouge, LA, too!
HAH! Dammit! someone beat me to it!!! There is that exact sign right next to where i used to work!! dammit!!!
Woop Woop
Probably still better than getting a job as one of those ’sign twirlers’ I see all over town nowadays. Sad thing is, with the number of stores that have closed recently, that’s probably all the work there is for these folks.
omg linens n things hire people to stand outside with signs on sticks that they cant just stick in the frickin ground for free
It’s against the law; sticking a sign in the ground can get you a fine. The sign-holders are just standing around, however, which isn’t against any laws except possibly loitering, and they can just move along if the cops ask them too.
The Mervyn’s near my house had signs like that. They had the the big “going out of business” “store closing” sales blowout and then when you got to the door there was a sign “Now hiring.” I thought it was strange, but I think it was for other Mervyn’s stores.
no, all of the mervyn’s stores are going out of business but they’re still hiring. one of my friend’s got a job there and when i found out, i was like, “aren’t they closing though?” and she said that her job was only gonna be for a couple weeks… dang.
I think i saw this one! LOL I went to the Mall in my state just a bit ago and noticed it LOL.
I totally saw this one in Coquitlam, BC last night! WTF, eh.
That’s happening around here too, in Appleton, WI.
..Where was this pic taken? ‘Cause We have one that’s going out of business.. and was hiring..
grr…
this could be a place going out of business and the place thats going to open after it goes outta buissness is already highering….so failblog fails in this case imo…
…or lowering, even.
I doubt it, because it seems like Linens N Things is going under. The one by my house (Tucson, AZ) has had sign holders with “Going out of business! Everything must go” for weeks.
This is NOT a fail….. I’ve worked for a store that was going out of business & you actually DO need more help because it gets CRAZY BUSY as the final close day draws near.
LOLROF at this one. SMH why didn’t the manager catch this one.
Short-term employment WIN!
Sanford, FL
this only makes sense to me because my brother worked for them until their closing- they were going out of business so all of their employees quit.. so they had to hire temporary employees to finish up.
Anyone happen to notice that the window isn’t even for linens and things, but yankee candle?
actually the window says “yankee candle” and other stuff like “rubbermaid” because those are some of the brands that linens n things sold…
oh well.. that’s why we have bed bath and beyond haha.
i miss our linens n things.
may i work there?
well if you look closely you can see that the out of business store is yankee candles. and that line and things is hiring.
This is at the Frandor Mall. I’m pretty sure I saw that same sign when I was Christmas Shopping.
Oh wow, so we can get a job at a defunct retailer…
This is no fail.. I don’t have the time to read through everyone’s comments.. but did no one notice that the name in the window is NOT Linen’s n Things.. Hence One business is going out of business.. and as Linen’s n Things will be opening on the same location.. they might want employees..
http://blogs.wsj.com/deals/2009/01/26/linens-n-things-in-2006-worth-13-billion-in-2009-1-million/
I think that’s a common tactic used by that company (sort of like they did in Zohan). Ham. There’s a Linen’s n Things in my town that’s been going out of business for like 6 months now. And I went in there to see if there were any good deals, ham, and the prices were outrageous! There was a hamming metal trash can for $160!!! And it wasn’t like special or anything, just a little metal kitchen trash can. No wonder they’re all going out of business!
is that the linens and things from watertown, MA?
OMG! That’s exactly what happened to me! I had an interview there, then a week later they were going out of business!
I was just reading through some people’s comments. At least where I’m at, Linens ‘n Things went out of business, and Yankee Candle is still around
OMG thats from terra losa in edmonton, i was totally gonna post this too!
I think It meant whatever was there was going out and Linens N Things was going in and they were hiring for when they went in lol still funny though. A hot dog place near me went out so they had the closed sign up but it said now hiring for Charleys Grilled Subs (that was my third real job)
this looks like Fresno, CA Riverpark Shopping Center just because in the mirror you can see other stores and it looks like Riverpark