well duh. grampa grabs it with his left hand then turns to the right. what did he think would happen? the magical statue would levitate until he could turn around and grab it again?
This vid is like… three dozen types of awesome! Listen to the brouhaha that follows from that dumb crowd; all the shreiks and wailing like a goddamned piece of cheesey plaster is meaningful.
hmmmm, uh thuse me, thuse me than thyou thell me wereth the littleth manth isth? i’th been runningth and runningth upth and downth these shores lookingth and lookingth and my tongue, i meet legsth are tired
he isn’t difficult to locate, he is just between the shore lines, sometimes you may have to run down the shorelines a few times to get him to stick his head up
As soon as I knew I was leaving NJ I crammed in as many plays as possible. I wont 8 tickets to Broadway plays of my choice last Christmas and never took advantage of it. I did right quick. I wound up giving 2 to a friend because I ran out of time and they expire at the end of the year. I love working in the grocery industry. Plays, skyboxes, hockey tickets, all for free if you know who to talk to.
Nope, I didn’t. The last 2 months have been hectic between weeklong trips to AR and packing and training my old twatboss on what she has claimed to have been doing for the past 4 years (i.e. my job, not that I am bitter). I do plan on going back to the city in the spring. I have been to Fantasy Fest in Key West though. Loved that but intimidated by drunken crowds.
Marius, I know about the kiosk, but they don’t sell tickets for Wicked there…
Thank god i managed to go to the pre-premier in London with Idina Menzel…
I know this may surprise you, but there’s more to see in NY besides Wicked!
I needed a vacation; I watched a couple of other musicals,
bought myself a guitar, walked through central park, visited a couple of museums…
I miss the showbiz biz sometimes. I always liked being on the stage more than in front of it, but I still love going to plays and musicals and things like that.
I used to live in Hendersonville GIWU, back when I was still impressionable. And I had never seen a Wrangler Butt I liked until I stopped in OK for gas. They were everywhere and each one was better than the one before.
There is a lady going to take her very first trip to Oklahoma, recently out of a long and exhausting emotional relationship she was talking to her girlfriends about a possible random hook up. They advised her if she did to make sure she or he had protection for the encounter, she assured them she was immature and would. She stays as scheduled for a week, her friends anxiously awaiting her return to hear her stories, they pick her up at the airport and immediately start in on her, she starts by saying the men out there seem to be real ccowboys, each wearing hats and boots, well what about the hookup thing, she said I thought about it until I stopped at a gas station in my rental car and saw one of those gorgeous wrangler butts bent over filling up a gas can, well whaat was it one of her friends said. you should have seen the ring on his back pockeet from the condom he was caarrying, all of them had them and it scared me from trying anything.
Why is it that the day I can’t be here, you all have a discussion about places VERY near to where I used to live?
And if you think Oklahoma is bad, try Texas!
Oh she’s doing better. The orneriness has set in. She’s still not eating much. But her pain meds make her nauseous. I had to be there at 5am, and have to go back around 10ish tonight. But she’s healing just fine.
Awwwww we’re just dif subcultures. Separate yet Equal. I get equally diff
Quality jollies from all!
I share Failblog threads with my daughter over the phone & provoke
dizzying-ROFLING. Yer that good! Also give her prints of ICHC. She no likee
compooterz. (oops multiple cbrgr purrsonality disorder kikkin in gotta go)
You sir, are taking this too far. I could call you a troll, but since you haven’t said anything unintelligible so far, I can’t.
And that post was off the top of my head.
Is that like the secret girl move where we bump a guys hand a couple of times as we are walking so he will suddenly decide to hold our hand? Not that I have ever employed that underhanded tactic, mind you. But girls talk.
Ok, stop it… I’m climbing the walls at work here. How’s it going to look when I have to use the microscope when it looks like I’m happy to see someone?
And now I look like a perv because my comment initially disappeared, so I sent another one, while the first one Houdini’ed it’s way back into existence. Fail
Yeah the dude on the front closest to the camera totally didn’t give a flying flip about that statue. He wasn’t even holding it walking down the aisle.
I worked for a Greek once and he is Orthodox and always called the statues Icanas. He would get so mad when I called them Iguanas. We don’t have statues in my belief system.
Are you really interested in how Christians interpret that commandment, or are you just being snarky?
There was a great deal of discussion several centuries ago about the proper place of images of figures from the Bible or sacred history in the church. If you are seriously interested in the matter, I will give you a review of it; if you just want to denigrate people’s religious practices which you don’t understand and don’t care to try, I won’t waste my time.
I won’t be able to figure that out until I remove my yellow-tint sunglasses at least 7 times in dramatic flair.
Or at least until I get thrown off the case and turn in my badge, where I find a crucial clue after frequenting a strip club. Typical detective routine, really.
ZOMG, that image is now stuck in my head of a body hitting the floor and the entire church staring at the dead guy on the floor like, “You are going to hell for THAT!”
Hopefully because they realized that their god was just make believe if it could let something like that happen, so they screamed in despair at their wasted lives. Such realizations are probably beyond these people.
BTW, Im sure this has come up before BUT… I tried and tried to post a comment with IE7 and it kept saying 500 Internal Server Error and blamed the website. Then I gave up and tried Chrome and it worked first and EVERY time! So, IE fail, Chrome win!
I once bought a lottery ticket with the winning numbers. I knew they were the winning numbers because I distinctly remembered them from the last drawing!
Thanks, it was an Abdominal Aortic Aneurysm which happened quite a few years ago. It was the size of a grapefruit when it suddenly popped in the middle of the night. My “doctor” thought it was just a muscle spasm and ignored it. Soon after it popped he “retired” very early.
.
I almost retired permanently.
Which reminds me.
Anyone know what I should do with all these bottles of wine over here *points*? I certainly won’t be able to finish them off by myself.
Well, seeing as how it’s imaginary internet wine,
*POOF*
There you go!
*grin*
And now, the little ‘un has drifted off to sleep, I believe I shall join her. G;’nite all!
Dragonwriter: “Do you have any red? I’m definitely a red-wine person.”
.
My preference as well. I am so lucky to live so near to the California wine countrys, (North AND Central Coast). Even the most down trodden liquor store has a great selection at great prices.
Yeah, I really need to spend more time on message boards to figure out the clever witticisms so that I can fit in. Maybe I’ll dedicate my holiday weekend to it.
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth: Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them:
*headfloor*
Call a doctor! The admiral’s down!
Don’t be so litteral
I had to sedan think about that for a moment.
Toupe!
well duh. grampa grabs it with his left hand then turns to the right. what did he think would happen? the magical statue would levitate until he could turn around and grab it again?
whoooooosh…
I love the sound of cluelessness in the morning…
I saw an image of Christ in the broken off pieces!
Thou shall not bow down to, or worship false idols; for I the Lord your God am a jealous God, punishing those who reject me,
poor jesus!
*hands the Admiral a bier*
Where’d Fuzz go?
He’s in all of us.
The TRAMP!
:p
(I miss that tramp, though.)
Being a tramp is better than being a troll…
In his uniform, he serged forward.
It figurines that you’d make a pun like that!
Anybody else think it’s comedy someone snapped a photo like 5 seconds right after it happened…
Oh Eeeeeeeeeerickkk….
5nd
What, you guys count coup on comment placement?
Sorry, I’m late I had to make my rounds.
I…
Call a doctor! There is a priest with a neuron leakage
This vid is like… three dozen types of awesome! Listen to the brouhaha that follows from that dumb crowd; all the shreiks and wailing like a goddamned piece of cheesey plaster is meaningful.
He went down with his ship.
*Plays ‘the Last Post’ on Trumpet*
“He went down on his ship.”
*Looks around for Ryannon to say, “That’s what she said”*
….. (silence) *sigh*
Erm…that wasn’t his ship.
*grin*
Are you sure? I could swear I saw a man in a boat.
It was a little man and he was in a canoe!
LOL, Ryannon, I knew I could count on you to get it!
Oh sure, you can count on me but you won’t be my friend *sniffle*
What you talking about, Willis? You mean, like, lez be friends?
No no, that’s Loz be friends.
So then, waddya mean?
Your babies and your Squeaker are adorable.
Did you send me a ‘request?’ If so, didn’t get it! I’m a myspace virgin so, like all virgins, I fumble about a bit.
Also, thanks!
You know I love you like cake!!!!
Sent you a message.
Ok, sent you an invite (don’t know how else to do it).
Scratch that. I fingered it out.
Are we back now to the man in the boat thing?
*roffle*
Freud apparently has a very successful lingerie chain.
You guys had a lez be friends conversation and I missed it?
You were mentioned, though!
*smooch*
Yeah, I can live with that. It’s quite fun being the failblog dyke!
*goes weak at the knees from the smooch*
*uses her finger to plug the hole in the dyke*
What about the other soggy hole?
That’s your job babe.
Heee…! I caused weak knees!
Yet again!
Awww. *blush*
What the hell.
Plllbbbbttt!!!
:p
That’s a strange noise for a flamethrower to make…
I’m NOT a flamethrower!
…I’m an Admiral-lovin’, Moomin-squeezin’, pun-runnin’, boot-wearin’, dragon-hearted, tattoo-hipped professor chick!
The flamethrowing abilities are extra. :p
*grins*
Yeah, what she said!!
And her extra abilities heat things up.
it was a scotsman, and he was on a horse…
No scotsman has ever or will ever come close to my little pony, thank you very much.
What are you, an anti-scotite?
No, my pony is.
(Scotsmen wont rest below this level)
(Scotsmen won’t level below this rest)
Scotswomen wont peak ‘neath this kilt.
*peeks*
Are you a Scot?
If not peek away.
Boy, it’s hard to maintain the smut factor at a satisfying level w/out ErickB.
I would say that Ryannon does not need any help to set the smut factor at an acceptable level all by herself
I am not sure whether I should be offended or complimented by that!
Take it as a compliment. Smut is far too often in either excess or underachieved.
give me smut and nothing but
I had to stop by the store and pick up my weekly order of smut last night.
what about a half native american? my ancestors rode littlew ponies bare back ………hmmmmm, am i leaving myself wide open or what?
Depends on which half his Native American. I hear they carry long bows.
Im an from the clan of the long knife tribe, made of steal, long bows always wear out or their strings break too quickly.
Ryannon, I think he accidenty his post. What did you DO to him??
I sharpened his long knife *wink*
I’m not going to conjecture anything but he is walking a little bow-legged.
I think he wants to be Ryannon’s bow.
Erm…I mean, beau.
WOOOOHOOOOO! this aint no rodeo! you dont jump off after 8 seconds! get back here!!!
canoe, boat, what does it matter as long ass u play rub a dub dub with them correctly?
Most men can’t find that guy.
A real man will stop and ask for directions.
hmmmm, uh thuse me, thuse me than thyou thell me wereth the littleth manth isth? i’th been runningth and runningth upth and downth these shores lookingth and lookingth and my tongue, i meet legsth are tired
he isn’t difficult to locate, he is just between the shore lines, sometimes you may have to run down the shorelines a few times to get him to stick his head up
You’re bad, you know that?
Yes, I know.
I’m also very, very good.
*wicked grin*
I saw the play named after your grin. Quite good.
Ooh, I like it, too!
As soon as I knew I was leaving NJ I crammed in as many plays as possible. I wont 8 tickets to Broadway plays of my choice last Christmas and never took advantage of it. I did right quick. I wound up giving 2 to a friend because I ran out of time and they expire at the end of the year. I love working in the grocery industry. Plays, skyboxes, hockey tickets, all for free if you know who to talk to.
You lucky ones…
I couldn’t get tickets the last time i went.
EGG, Next time your in town go to Times Square. There is a ticket kiosk in the middle that sells show tickets for the last minute types.
I will miss Times Square. I never stopped being a tourist after 4 years of living a 30 minute train ride away.
Please tell me you had the opportunity to go see the Halloween parade in the village before you left.
Nope, I didn’t. The last 2 months have been hectic between weeklong trips to AR and packing and training my old twatboss on what she has claimed to have been doing for the past 4 years (i.e. my job, not that I am bitter). I do plan on going back to the city in the spring. I have been to Fantasy Fest in Key West though. Loved that but intimidated by drunken crowds.
Marius, I know about the kiosk, but they don’t sell tickets for Wicked there…
Thank god i managed to go to the pre-premier in London with Idina Menzel…
Ah, that. My mom went there… crazy times, or so I hear.
Bugger. I meant to specify Fantasy Fest, not Wicked.
I worked with a girl who took her 2 month old daughter there. Fantasy Fest, not Wicked
if you couldn’t get tickets, why did you go?
I know this may surprise you, but there’s more to see in NY besides Wicked!
I needed a vacation; I watched a couple of other musicals,
bought myself a guitar, walked through central park, visited a couple of museums…
Nakegged Cowboy?
Very cool!
I miss the showbiz biz sometimes. I always liked being on the stage more than in front of it, but I still love going to plays and musicals and things like that.
Were you an actress in musicals?
Yes…and I trained for the opera, though I never got a chance, really, to perform much. I lost my voice when I was 19.
*kneels before thee*
*kneels next to Egg*
Where is Bob when we need him?
*looks at you both askance*
Oh THERE’S my contact lens!
I guess the closest thing out here is umm Branson? *giggle*
*SOB!!!*
*throws self to the floor in a very dramatic pose of despair*
*cheers*
BRAVO! Encore!
Branson?
*scratches head*
A city in Missouri, the “new Nashville” if you will. Not quite my cup of tea but everyone here keeps telling me “oh you are going to LOVE Branson!”
No. You won’t.
You really, really won’t.
*goes back to sobbing*
Branson?! Im in the original old Nashville
*Hands Dragon a ShamWow*
The MET possibly?
Dragon, you should live in OK. At least you have the St. Louis symphony in Missouri.
Yeah but you have men in Wranglers out there k-k-k-katy. Never was a big fan of Wranglers until I flew in and out of Tulsa.
haha, Wrangler Butts ddrive Ryannon nutzzzz. k-k-k-katy, i used to live in Wagoner Oklahoma
I used to live in Hendersonville GIWU, back when I was still impressionable. And I had never seen a Wrangler Butt I liked until I stopped in OK for gas. They were everywhere and each one was better than the one before.
It may be OK’s only saving grace.
There is a lady going to take her very first trip to Oklahoma, recently out of a long and exhausting emotional relationship she was talking to her girlfriends about a possible random hook up. They advised her if she did to make sure she or he had protection for the encounter, she assured them she was immature and would. She stays as scheduled for a week, her friends anxiously awaiting her return to hear her stories, they pick her up at the airport and immediately start in on her, she starts by saying the men out there seem to be real ccowboys, each wearing hats and boots, well what about the hookup thing, she said I thought about it until I stopped at a gas station in my rental car and saw one of those gorgeous wrangler butts bent over filling up a gas can, well whaat was it one of her friends said. you should have seen the ring on his back pockeet from the condom he was caarrying, all of them had them and it scared me from trying anything.
The only ring in a back pocket that would scare me would include an imprint of Skoal on it.
I think that was the joke.
I believe that Ryannon wasn’t so concerned about the size of
the ring but wanted to make sure it was a condom and not chew.
*throws face into wierd contortions in a very dramatic pose of “WTF?”*
*ROFFLE!!*
Why is it that the day I can’t be here, you all have a discussion about places VERY near to where I used to live?
And if you think Oklahoma is bad, try Texas!
AVIS! How’s your mum??
*hug for you and air-hug for her*
Geseunteit
Oh she’s doing better. The orneriness has set in. She’s still not eating much. But her pain meds make her nauseous. I had to be there at 5am, and have to go back around 10ish tonight. But she’s healing just fine.
*hugs* to you Avis. Hope she’s better soon!
Glad to hear everything’s going well, Avis!
*hugs*
*sneaks in a late hug for the dutiful daughter*
well I guess my attempt at humor was a fail
Admiral Halsey hops on hid magic carpet & flies away.
his
At least no one else lost their head.
To…
he’s in a better place now
And another 1 bites the dust!
Right before that one of them said “what’s the worst that could happen?
Shortly afterward he was punched in the face.
Not a good time to lose ones’ head!
d
Where is your god now?
Just…
To Get…
…the comment count appropriate for the video =P
haha, had that one guy not been so cocky the statue wouldnt have died
Hinez brick!
Oh. no. This is being rude. If you people don’t respect us catholics. Then by GOD, GO TO HELL, people!
Failblog comments – proudly making ICHC commenters look like complete morons.
LOL, that was good BF. Pity that AA was faster today
Thanks. But Zurack doesn’t agree.
The truly important thing is… would Juses agree?
Jebus?
Cheese us?
Happy to oblige.
*pours cheese sauce on Marius, and whoever happens to be close by*
Cheeese, Gromit! Cheeeeeeese!!!
*grabs crackers and runs to clean up Marius*
My trousers, they’ve gone wrong!
What’s wrong with Wensleydale??
I do like a bit of gorgonzola.
Yes it’s gouda when warm.
Completely agreed.
The other day, I thought I’d read some of the comments on that stupid slinky cat, and my head nearly exploded after the first one.
I’m sure the head explosion fatalities have risen since ICHC has grown into Icanhazahotdog.
what’s ICHC?
The International Conference on the History of Cartography, that is!
The Internet Can Host Cartoons!
The Iconoclastic Can-Can Hotties of Cancun!
Icecapades Can Hang Careers!
Icelandic Canned Head Cheese!
Inappropriate Casual Hermaphrodite Contact!
Institute on Compulsive Hoarding and Cluttering
Iced Cones Hold Cream
the Infamous Cascade of Hollow Comments…
Haha — funny. No, seriously, it’s the Internet Celebrity Hater’s Chatboard. The “slinky cat” referred to by Cobrajoe is Tila Tequila.
the International Coalition of Hairy Call-girls
I am the proud president!
A hairy fish?
…I suddenly believe in evolution.
*was about to say something about fluffy fish, but the katy avatar and the mikey name confused me*
YAY! Hahahahaha.
*grabs katy by the hand and dances*
Whoops.
*pretends last comment didn’t happen*
*grabs Mikey D by the hand and dances*
(I’d be a crap undercover agent)
LOL
Win
jfgi for fuck’s sake
Icons Can Hit Concrete
the video proves it.
the International Crustacean Hurling Committee.
“I Can Haz Cheeseburger” — the great LOLcats website. Enjoy!
Awwwww we’re just dif subcultures. Separate yet Equal. I get equally diff
Quality jollies from all!
I share Failblog threads with my daughter over the phone & provoke
dizzying-ROFLING. Yer that good! Also give her prints of ICHC. She no likee
compooterz. (oops multiple cbrgr purrsonality disorder kikkin in gotta go)
Happy thanksgiving, try not to think of Palin….
It’s not Thaksgiving IN THE FUTURE!!!
BUH BUH BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!
They don’t need any help with that.
wow, This bondfan guy shouldn’t be allowed to use the internet. Let alone post on failblog.org.
It’s funny that they don’t know how to use wheels. And it’s crazy that I can make a long comment and still be the first one!
Oh well, looks like the spammers won once again!
Are you calling me a spammer?
At least I try to do a non-premade message, but nooo, the spammers prepare their messages first and then post even before watching the video!
You sir, are taking this too far. I could call you a troll, but since you haven’t said anything unintelligible so far, I can’t.
And that post was off the top of my head.
Cmon, I’m just kidding!
I still love you!
But I will get you next time!
… Gadget! Next time…
Then his head hit the floor and shattered.
Stand back, guys. If this yahoo is calling my Admiral a spammer, I’ll be making scrapple out of him momentarily…
It was just the *FIRST* rush, it’s nothing personal.
I just want to be the first! *cries*.
Aspire to something greater, like being the reincarnation of Jim Jones.
Same… *sighs*
*shades eyes*
*hides behind firewall*
Dragonwriter still hates me?
To hate someone, one must first love them. Are you assuming she ever loved you? Pics and dvd plz.
The DVD will be launched in 20 days, but I cannot send pics because the PR guy said so…
I DENY EVERYTHING!
And I don’t hate you, Zurack. But you KNOW that trash talking friends is not the way to a dragon’s heart. :p
LB’s showercams say differently!
Nah, sometimes there is no correlation between dirty deeds and love.
Except when done dirt cheap.
by your back door man.
Pick up the phone I’m always home.
you can call me anytime
*scooooooootches*
Scootches or sidles?
Scootches. Definitely scootches.
Gah! It’s just song lyrics. . .oh boy.
(LoL!)
pwnd!!!
*swears* Lurking fails. Maybe at 1 am.
6.pm in London
*Big Ben chimes six times*
I somehow knew that the head of this statue was toast the moment that I saw it. Those crazy folks and their crazy sedan platforms!
And this is the reason why you never ask the elderly to be pallbearers. Unless you relish the idea of fail, that is.
Elderly pallbearers just don’t cut the mustard
They don’t cut the CAKE!
*looks at ↑ name*
*scootches*
I wouldn’t scootch too close to someone named cheese with a proclivity for “cutting”.
“Scootching” always involves an away-type motion, unless otherwise indicated.
*nod* I concur.
I like the idea that when you’re attracted to a person, you scootch to innoculously get closer without being overt and obvious.
That’s sidling.
Indeed, I…oh! Hi Admiral, where did you come from? I didn’t hear you…you must not be wearing jingle-bell socks today.
You guys have matching jingle-bell socks? How cute!
*shudder*
Betcha they’re toe socks as well.
Is that like the secret girl move where we bump a guys hand a couple of times as we are walking so he will suddenly decide to hold our hand? Not that I have ever employed that underhanded tactic, mind you. But girls talk.
*Fondly reminesces about awkward highschool dating*
One of the perks of dating military men is they don’t wait for the hints, they just grab your hand and drag you off, preferrably grunting err
I was an infantry Marine 2001-2005. Just saying…
Only Marine I dated liked to skydive naked and was in ordnance.
The last guy I dated was a Marine. He rode a Harley and had full-sleeve tattoos. And yet, somehow, he was intimidated by me.
Skydive naked… full-sleeve tattoos… nobody said that sanity was Marines’ strong point.
How could anyone be intimidated by you?! You’re just a big softie. C’mere, *grabs dragon’s cheek*
*is FOOOOM!!!!ed*
…oh… ouch.
*scootches*
The first time I went tandem diving with him, I pulled on the wrong rip cord. Serves him right for diving naked if you ask me.
‘rip cord’, is that what you kids are calling it these days?
Ohh…*roffle!*
Or how about that move where you grab his hand and jam it… But maybe that’s not subtle enough for this discussion.
Ok, stop it… I’m climbing the walls at work here. How’s it going to look when I have to use the microscope when it looks like I’m happy to see someone?
Oh, honey, I’m sorry you have to use the microscope to see it…
But that’s ok, I love you for your mind.
Just tell them it’s a speculum in your pocket.
..and NOT a test tube!
test tube < boiling tube < speculum?
That cut deep, mookie.
Don’t take it too personal. She needs bi-focals to see things closely so a microscope would do wonders.
Chris, if you want to disprove my hypothesis, meet me in the lab! I’ll bring the picnic supplies!
Oh, its on. I’ve got the excedrin, btw.
Prophylactic analgesic, I dig it.
Oh, I wouldn’t mind giving a deep and probing exegesis on your body of research, Mookie.
I would love to poke and prod your wonderful body of research.
And now I look like a perv because my comment initially disappeared, so I sent another one, while the first one Houdini’ed it’s way back into existence. Fail
No, really, tell us more about what you want to do to Mookie!
Dude, light a match.
LOL!
they probably cut the cheese a lot though…
They simply don’t meat the standards.
That’s what she said (hope I didn’t let you down)
Nope. Just in time *high-fives*
^5
Yeah the dude on the front closest to the camera totally didn’t give a flying flip about that statue. He wasn’t even holding it walking down the aisle.
Hmmm… I remember something about idols being bad… like in the 10 commandments or something… I dunno… I’m Jewish…
must be a tough life
Oh, various Xtians make idols of all sorts of things, too ignorant to even understand they are violating their own commandments.
As for this: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Ah, but YOU understand.
I’m so sorry…
shouldnt you know the 10 commandments pretty well if you are really jewish?
There used to be 15, until one of the tablets dropped on the ground like this statue.
Careful…he will Brooks no argument here.
If we could remove that r in Brooks… it would be a Firefly win!
God, please give me the serenity.
SERENITY NOW!
I Canstanza Seinfeld jokes.
I worked for a Greek once and he is Orthodox and always called the statues Icanas. He would get so mad when I called them Iguanas. We don’t have statues in my belief system.
There are no bungholes where I come from.
I once dreamed they removed my stomach and sewed up my bunghole. I couldn’t eat right for a couple days, it freaked me out that much.
That’s one diet I haven’t seen on the cover of Woman’s World.
You haven’t been though the grocery checkout lane this week?
It’s the diet that helped Anna Nicole Smith lose so much weight. It nearly killed her though.
I always thought she was full of shit.
You certainly didn’t want to be in the blast zone when they removed the sutures.
Ok, I LOL’ed.
You two have issues. Oddly quasi-erotic issues, but still.
Sometimes they are queasy-erotic.
Are you really interested in how Christians interpret that commandment, or are you just being snarky?
There was a great deal of discussion several centuries ago about the proper place of images of figures from the Bible or sacred history in the church. If you are seriously interested in the matter, I will give you a review of it; if you just want to denigrate people’s religious practices which you don’t understand and don’t care to try, I won’t waste my time.
Snarky, now take your proselytizing ass elsewhere. If we wanted to discuss religion we would be over on the ‘I can has a god?’ portion of word press.
Hehe, nice burn!
All hail the reclining Mary, with a bashed in head!
I like how someone took a picture 1 second after it hit the floor. Nice crime scene examination there, CSI.
Church Scene Investigators?
Crumbled Statue Instigator!
BrokenStatue was pushed!!!
But what motive?!
I won’t be able to figure that out until I remove my yellow-tint sunglasses at least 7 times in dramatic flair.
Or at least until I get thrown off the case and turn in my badge, where I find a crucial clue after frequenting a strip club. Typical detective routine, really.
Dont forget to examine the statue-corpse in the holodeck too!
Be relieved they weren’t carrying a coffin.
ZOMG, that image is now stuck in my head of a body hitting the floor and the entire church staring at the dead guy on the floor like, “You are going to hell for THAT!”
In this image of yours.. did the guy’s head roll away?
CSI advertisements are popping up over my screen, I bet it is because of you! -stares-
dude you’re so right. everyone is in freakin out in shock, and some failblogger was thinkin, kodak moment. picture time!
That’s awesome! I hate religious icons almost as much as I hate religion! That’s not fail, it’s WIN!
CROWD OVERREACTION FAIL.
The statue fell, and it was a fail, but by the crowd shreaking you’d expect something far worse. Idiots.
Well it’s their god. I can’t imagine “dropping your god” to be very good if you’re religious.
I want that guy to be a pall bearer at my funeral. Future casket-fail coming right up.
I want my casket to slide down a slip-n-slide into the grave. *SPLAT!*
heck a little gorilla glue and some crayola paints and it will be fine
That’s what it was made of in the first place. No, wait.. that’s what the statue-bearer was made of. No, wait..
It was broken before they dropped it! winkwink
Whatwhat?
I guess we have a serious conspiracy going on here!
Don’t worry, the statue of limitations has fallen.
It’s now a statue of repose.
This game of statues did not end well.
We called that “stoplight tag” where I grew up, or “red light, green light”.
Hee! It was “red light, green light” where I grew up, too.
1,2,3! *turns around*
*freezes*
*throws her hands up and shouts*
*Kicks my heels back and shouts*
*shouts, lets it all out*
These are the things I can do without.
Ahh, a good old fashioned attempt at a legal joke… I would have said expired instead of fallen.
Well we are not sure if the statue actually died when it fell.
Actually, they run rather than expire.
Why is the crowd screaming and freaking out so much?
Dude, who do you think paid for that hideous thing?
I roffled!
They’d bet on the statue going the distance…
Because they are superstitious. If the statue falls, there will be a whole lotta bad luck goin on. D’oh!
They’re Catholic. *nods*
Hopefully because they realized that their god was just make believe if it could let something like that happen, so they screamed in despair at their wasted lives. Such realizations are probably beyond these people.
Yes, the Bible clearly says that God will not allow statues to fall! You just busted organized religion wide open.
PS Anselm is smarter than you, gg, retard
Because their idol fell on the ground.
I think one of those guys used to work as a chef on Sesame Street.
And a couple of the 1st row attendants I am pretty sure they worked at “Sister Act”
The dude behind the row of nuns was Lamont from Sanford and Son.
Apparently Elizabeth was calling afterall.
*Choked on diet coke*
*Chokes on coke laughing* My life flashing before my eyes because of laughter and 0 calories ruined my coherence.
I thought it was an auddition video for american idol, get it idol ???? well the voices in my head thought it was funny!
You need a psychaiatrist.
At least Abraham Lincoln and William Pitt the Elder told me so.
thats what the voices say, but we disagree so much we can never agree on a doctor, go figure.
I didn’t realise that the talking beaver from those sleep pill commercials had a name. Do you know what the astronaut’s name is?
I did not give you permission to say that.
who me?
No, the other you.
well crap, thought it was this me, i will have to take a message, they are out to lunch right now, i will have them return your post asap.
They? How many of you are there?
He comes in six packs now.
Man that’s quite a…
.
(I just couldn’t do it)
Depends, If i drink a cocktail or 2 it’s ssometimes like a frat party up there, lol
And here my mind went to visions of Michael Jackson and small cans. Funny how minds work differently.
*Snort*
OMFG!!! Jesus’ mom is dead!!!!
YOU BASTARDS!!
DocM is schizophrenic?!
Or illegitimate.
I resemble that remark…
But you don’t resemble your dad.
The Milkman?
BTW, Im sure this has come up before BUT… I tried and tried to post a comment with IE7 and it kept saying 500 Internal Server Error and blamed the website. Then I gave up and tried Chrome and it worked first and EVERY time! So, IE fail, Chrome win!
Firefox > Chrome > Safari > Opera > IE
I am the Greetest!
And now I’m going to leave Earth for no raisin!
that apPears RaisinApple…
Thank you for that
Yes, I’m sure an Internal SERVER Error was caused by a Client-side browser choice…
the internets fail?
Maybe IE chews up the postdata and sends it to the server in a way that breaks it?
Atleast the song stoppped :c
Jeees. It’s only Jesus. It not like he’s “Real”… Oh, wait. They believe that don’t they?
He’s a bit cross after that fall, great dismount though, He nailed it.
That’s a thorny issue, though.
You sound cross.
Just trying to resurrect the thread…
I hope you are good at raising the dead.
I think I will wash my hands of this thread.
No need to crucify her for her efforts.
It’s not like she’s a miracle worker.
Yeah, she couldn’t even stop someone from falling off a stage.
That’s what he said. Zing!
But what would he DO?
Light ‘em on fire and send ‘em to hell?
We’ll need to call in the calvary on that one.
What are you, a wise man?
She did say that one time that only fools rush in.
A fool and his money are soon parted.
But money is the root of all fail…
The root, the root, the root is on fiyah…
I didn’t do it!
*Nabs Dragon*
Ok, open your mouth…open it…OPEN IT…
AHA!
*removes FOOOOMing abilities in the vicinity of a structure*
Now you may go about your way.
Hah. As if it would be that easy. A dragon’s *FOOOOM!!*ing abilities are innate. You just found the decoy.
Besides…I said I didn’t do it! :p
Katy, why would you put your hand into a dragons mouth? Are you insane? Should we call you “Lefty” from now on?
…Anyone have any ketchup?
I AM a lefty. Perhaps you should call me “Righty”.
And you’d think, with two cats, that I would know by now not to stick my hand into a sharp place.
Ok, “Righty” it is!
Whoops, I forgot the dragon’s motto:
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy etc. etc.
It is ill-manners to silence a fool, and cruelty to let him go on.
Marius, you’re a veritable fortune cookie!
Lucky numbers 4, 17, 21, 32, 41, 48
I once bought a lottery ticket with the winning numbers. I knew they were the winning numbers because I distinctly remembered them from the last drawing!
He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain that which he cannot lose.
Oooh, I like that one!
It is better to be silent and thought a fool, then to speak and remove all doubt.
We have quite a few speak-and-remove-all-doubt types around these parts.
Somebody needs to give head to that statue to make it all better.
*FailPolice surround Keith*
hahahahaha
I’m sure he meant DONKEY head. No need to call poice.
You have the right to remain silent. No, seriously, you do.
I can’t even stand to look at the dog pictures.
At least some of the cat ones are funny, but cats are stupid, and stupid is funny.
Cats are STUPID?!? Do you ever had a cat to be able to say something about them?!
I think I’m overusing my BOLD ABILITIES!
[b]I THINK YOU ARE![/b]
Oh, great. My HTML powers fail me.
What have I done wrong now?
I THINK I’VE FIXED IT!
great for you….
good..
Awesome show of support. I would love to see you in action with your favorite athletic team.
Go mice.
Wow, that comment ended up in completely the wrong spot…
And yes, I grew up on a farm, we had at most 2 dogs and way too many cats.
Cats may be more intelligent, but they are still stupid. Dogs are just dumb and happy.
Does not compute! Does not compute!
ICHC people are the types of people my cats hide from…*barf*.
Really. The lols are hilarious but the comments? Sheesh.
Reading the comments on ICHC is a good way to give yourself an aneurysm.
No thanks, already had one.
seriously? When?
raelalt!
*hug!*
I’m glad you’re okay and here with us!
*adds a hug to go with Dragon’s*
Thanks, it was an Abdominal Aortic Aneurysm which happened quite a few years ago. It was the size of a grapefruit when it suddenly popped in the middle of the night. My “doctor” thought it was just a muscle spasm and ignored it. Soon after it popped he “retired” very early.
.
I almost retired permanently.
I forgot to mention, you guys are the best.
Oh God, now I feel bad. I meant it as a joke, but you actually had one. Sorry man. *kicks self in face*
It makes me feel like I have epilepsy if I stare at them long enough.
I don’t think stupid is funny. See? I’m not laughing.
Next time we catch you napping we’ll draw a laughing face on you.
Yeah, then he’ll look stupid!
Ha!
Like they did to me! I’ve almost got most of the moustache off, though.
I wonder if this is what we would see inside Egg’s fragile exterior. (click on my name)
I’ll take two
A naked, semi-androgynous egg person??
Is there any other kind?
That’s how I have always envisioned him, hence the frilly pink dress and mustache.
My sexual inclinations are not of your concern.
*pouts*
It’s okay. We accept all kinds here. Even I got accepted.
.
Of course I had to hand out a lot of bribes.
Which reminds me.
Anyone know what I should do with all these bottles of wine over here *points*? I certainly won’t be able to finish them off by myself.
I notice you aren’t giving away any of the chocolate.
*holds out a glass hopefully*
*won’t let you guys drink without supervision*
Wine?
*perks*
*pours 2 glasses*
I don’t like to drink alone. Makes me feel like an alcoholic.
I hope one of those is for me! I need it right about now. If I lapse into lol-speak, just smack me with the halibut. It just might happen.
I got a few more… anybody?
Say, k-k-k-katy…do you have something we can chew?
Be careful EGG, I happen to know you are mixing your liquors!!!
*Looks around for camera*
How do you ‘hic’ know?
MMMM….intoxicated egg nog….
*pours a few more glasses*
Let’s drink up while we can, for soon I will be going home to a screaming baby (she has colic).
Ooohh, Katy, that’s got to be rough. I’m sure you’ve heard all the advice from everybody and their brother, so I’ll keep mine to myself.
Indeed. I’ve tried EVERYTHING. The only comfort I have is knowing that in a couple of months it will be over. Oh, and in a nice glass of wine : )
Find a tolerant baby sitter and get out every so often. That’s all I’m gonna say.
Oooh…I hope she gets over it soon, for everyone’s sake.
Agreed. In the meantime, here’s some lovely chardonnay. Care for a glass?
Do you have any red? I’m definitely a red-wine person.
Well, seeing as how it’s imaginary internet wine,
*POOF*
There you go!
*grin*
And now, the little ‘un has drifted off to sleep, I believe I shall join her. G;’nite all!
*pulls out a bottle of 30yr old home made strawberry wine*
Dragonwriter: “Do you have any red? I’m definitely a red-wine person.”
.
My preference as well. I am so lucky to live so near to the California wine countrys, (North AND Central Coast). Even the most down trodden liquor store has a great selection at great prices.
Rofl!!!!
I perfer to think that he’s like those Russian dolls, where there’s a set of smaller, angrier eggs inside.
Wouldn’t those be called gonads?
I dunno, do they come when you call?
Many things come when Ryannon and Mookie call.
I being one of them.
*wipes up*
I have two cats, including one currently on my lap and rubbing its face on my hands while I’m typing. And I agree cats are stupid. In a major way.
But they are also cute, and fuzzy and soft, warm, purring and full of awesome kittiness.
Yeah, I really need to spend more time on message boards to figure out the clever witticisms so that I can fit in. Maybe I’ll dedicate my holiday weekend to it.
Just watch me and learn!…
…Ouch! I broke my leg!
We didn’t mean to snap your head off. You got in over your head, that’s all. Keep you head down next time.
It’s nice of you to give him the heads-up.
Well, he was heading in the wrong direction.
He should make some headway now.
As long as he doesn’t rush into it head first again.
That looks like a Win for the Second Commandment.
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth: Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them:
But it’s completely ok to drop them during a ceremony of some sorts.
You’re talking about people who worship an icon of a man nailed to a cross. And who believe they drink blood and eat flesh.
This is hardly the most barbaric thing that happens in a church.
Just ask the choir boys.
This may be interesting: http://www.newadvent.org/cathen/07620a.htm
He just lost his mind… and his had!
and an ‘e’
Could totally see that coming, and I’m sure somehow, that God himself was involved.
If you listen closely, you will hear a deep voice say “remember that golden calf thing you read about? same thing”.
This is why one should probably consider employing the use of their hands when carrying such an object.
If I had a dollar for every time I told a man that…
I prefer teeth.
*grin*
*flosses*
Truly…I have been hit bicuspid’s arrow.
I really hope that there are molar women out there like you.
Gnaw, she is one of a kind.
*brush*
Canine just say, eye tooth think she’s special.
you would have one dollar.
I saw the nun in the front row twinkle her nose then the statue went down…
CONSPIRACY!!
Quick! You must make a facebook group and a website about this. EVERY conspiracy needs one!
conspiracy is optional… EVERYTHING needs a facebook group..
wikipedia has an article about everything…
The same thing happened to the Venus de Milo.
It’s ok, she still has the important parts
And Winged Victory.
(My very favorite statue.)
Some quick moves by that nun. Respect.
Sally Fields would be proud.
really?
Yes, she likes them. She really really likes them.
This is win.
No, I lied.
If breaking a mirror brings seven years of bad luck, how much do you get for shattering a religious icon? In church?
Two-fifty. Same as in town.
35,000 Our Fathers
100,000 Hail Marys
And you have to provide the alter flowers for about 10 years.
Damned for all eternity.
Of course, you get that for a lot of things…
She’ll never get ahead in life.
Allusion win.
Bad Omen
Where are the ‘FAKE!” comments?
That wasn’t the Virgin Mary! It was a FAKE!!!
Did you see the pixels??
It shattered all wrong!
that was soooo photoshopppppeeeddd!
It’s not fake, it’s a conspiracy, duh!
It’s a fake conspiracy! Oh how the plot thickens…
And Christ Has Broken.
First the Jews kill Jesus, then the Irish Catholics kill Mary. If this was the kind of stuff that happened at church all the time, I’d go.
Or better yet, it’s the First Presbyterian’s version of a pinata.
I don’t really see how this can be funny.
It’s shocking yes, but not funny.
yes, it is funny. why would it be shocking?
There was a short in the wire and water on the floor when it fell.
Faulty fake-tear-device, tsk!
Jesus is electrical
Oh man, you have all no respect whatsoever!!
Boy, have you come to the wrong place!
I thought this was failblog, wasn’t that a failure? is it now shockblog?
Shockblog is not half as good as boringblog
No, it would have to be funnyblog.
well just shock me boring and funny then
You’ll have to step in this puddle of water first.
ok, but why is there an extension cord there?
Oh, for the ACME Puddle-Dryer 10,000! It works faster then a storming hurricane!
Is it safe? and why the metal shoes?
Memo from God: Just what part of “no graven images” do you idiots not fucking understand???
And bringing one into a church? Not on My watch! *boom*
*lightning in background*
How could you possibly think that doing this would end well?
OMG! maybe it’s a sign.
A sign that although religion is fine an organized church is not?
Is there really any doubt that this would happen? You have an unsecured statue on top of a platform carried by feable old men.
You can’t spell “feable” without “able”
you shouldn’t spell “feable” at all…
You can’t spell “feeble” period.
Yes you can, it’s “feeble”.
I hope that’s satire rather than genuine repetition of pathetic misspelling…
The feable old guy in the driver’s seat (American) should have waited another minute before his pirouette.
Ya wheres your god now Moses?
my thoughts exactly, i really enjoyed watching that
NARF! Right now the random banner ad above this fail is for religious icons.
Mine is for Wicked tickets. Damn her evil grin, damn it to hell and the Icana she rode in on.
Who rides iguanas nowadays?
I like mine BBQ’d.