Stamp Your World With FAILS and WINS
Check out our new self-inking stamp set, one FAIL and one WIN, at LOLMart!
FAIL stamp is in bright red, WIN stamp is in black. Stamps print with a BY: and a DATE: field to show just who noticed this FAIL and WIN. Use it to mark demerits, or instead of a gold star. Show those around you who knows what’s epic. But please, try to avoid foreheads.
Need more fail in your life? Get a FAIL Blog logo shirt and FAILboat shirt at LOLMart!
(Inspired by the FAIL Stamp by our friend David Weekly at the awesome PB Wiki)
Interesting…
You just had to didn’t ya?
OK, you two, I caught you. Back to the main fail, right now!
*Lowers head in shame*
Yes ma’am.
THIS IS BADASS. i’ll get myself some.
Oh oh I want some…
ATCF made me!!
Oh it’s not like I put a gun to your head. Besides your the one who said she’d never find us in here. You lied to me egg, you lied.
That’s what you get for trusting an egg. They turn over easy.
They crack under pressure.
Well he needs to come out of his shell from time to time.
Omelet you tell him that. He is a tad sensitive.
I wouldn’t want to make him get all scrambled if I a-poach him the wrong way.
(off topic) Dude! I just watched your slide show. Loved it! Your kids are gorgeous!
And your son totally screams like a girl!!
Though I must say, in his defense, that horror movies make my 32 year old brother screams pretty much like that.
*removes ’s’*
LOL, yeah he does, all the time. I just had to get it on video and be the embarassing dad.
Traumatizing your kids is part of the beauty of being a dad, huh?
Oh its one of the great benefits!!
lol!
They look like pretty cool kids, if i were their age (12 and 14, was it?) i’d totally hang out with them.
Ooh, Crow…you’re cute!
And what a great looking family you have!
Thanks guys!
Egg-My daughter is 12, my son 13.
Can I just get ‘FAIL’ one. I don’t think I will ever need the other won.
I think that both this and/or the T-shirts are nice prizes for failing contests like BOTW.
I mean, some people around here deserve getting one of these for free. Or for 500 yen.
anyone notice the fail in grammar on the text below the picture.
ahem**
“show those around you, who’s know what’s epic—–”
who’s know?
wtf?
FAIL!
Please, read Loz comment below, compare the timestamp with yours and take conclusions
*takes conclusions*
mine.
*SQUEEZE!*
Ok. Yours.
*roffle*
Nah, you can have them. I just canNOT resist your li’l Moomin.
You know, teachers will have a nice use for that.
For my moomin?
Christmas present for wife – Done!
Perfect for a college professor to use for grading, LOL!
No offense, but I’m glad I’m not your wife.
Well, you know she’ll use it right away.
ROFL!!!!!
Failblog FAIL:
“Show those around you, who’s know what’s epic.”
Hand me one of those stamps…
You’re alive!
Indeed. That was some rough reading this early in the morning.
Hahahaaa…
*applies a “win” stamp to Loz’s forehead*
(Yes, I did read the message, I don’t care
)
They’ve changed it, but it still doesn’t make sense…
“Show those around you, who knows what’s epic.”
Any guesses?
Actually, w/o the comma as I see it, it makes perfect sense. Show those around you who knows what’s epic. yeah. I know what’s epic. its fine.
Dammit it’s not letting me post!
TEST TEST TEST ATCF IS HAWT
Unless this posts, in which case I totally didn’t notice that.
Test successful, and thank you very much!!
For what? I didn’t say anything!!!
What? I have no idea what your talking about. I totally didn’t notice anything.
Alright… so let’s see here…
Loz has POB, Dragon has Admiral, K-k-k-katy has ATCF…
Now I feel lonely.
You have EGG? Or at least EGG has your egg which is the next best thing.
Here, I made a slideshow too.
I just want to be cool like everyone else.
Watched it, Loved it, and that’s a B E A utiful little girl you have there!
Katy – that was awesome! Beautiful family!
Aw…thank you!!
your much moe photogenic than I am
Oooooh, cyooot baby!! Lovely pics, sweetie.
She is photogenic. I’m photogeneric.
You’re cool like everyone else.
Sweet little baby you have there.
Thanks, and thanks.
She’s not sweet at 3 a.m.
Who needs a minion?
By the way, I just offered your eggspert services to Mookie without asking. Hope you don’t mind.
My services have always been at her disposal.
*nods*
*hugs*
Why so serious? *couldn’t resist a Batman quote*
and…
Snake! a snake!
badger badger badger
ARGH Will I never get away from that song?!!?!?
Do you prefer…
Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring banana phone ?
Ha! Your evil plot has been foiled, because I have not heard that one. And I am going to actively resist looking it up. MUST….RESIST…
Ok, I’ll be right back.
I don’t know that one either, but I have no desire to find out.
Row, row, row your boat…..
*evil grin*
You will LOVE it!
Gah.
I must say, though, it’s better than “I’ve got a big bag of crabs here…”
Heh heh. >: )
peanut butter jelly time
peanut butter jelly time
I don’t have a very ‘photogenic’ smile, so seldome smile in pictures. ;P
You used apostrophes for emphasis?!
Let’s get him, lads!
And according to yesterday’s “riding off on a white steed”, cicili has BondFan.
*SNORTGIGGLE!*
lol. Cicili is either under 18 or committing statutory(spell fail?) rape.
Dont’ tell him, but i think he’s hot too!
Ok, then I’ll just pretend I never read and/or replied to this.
Thank God… that would have made things awkward.
indubitably
I hate failblog today.
*sulks*
Hi Katy
Cheer up. Failblog is only teasing you
*hugs*
It’s ok, we’re still here for ya.
*hugs*
If only you could some device that would allow you to stamp “Fail” on your monitor to cover the failblog site.
That would be fantastic! Any ideas where I could get something like that?
I don’t know who’s knows wheres yous cans gets ones of thoses.
How do you think the failblog gods would react if we all emailed them requesting stamps with ‘fail’ and ‘win’ on them?
I’m going to buy this for all my teacher friends then make them swear they’ll use ‘em on their students’ assignments.
I’ll buy them for my doctor friends!
I thought you were in teleco EGG?
Yeah, that’s what i do, but my family and friends are mostly doctors…
Ahh cool
medico myself 
my family is mostly into just about everythings 
Cool!
What specialty?
Teleco? Medico?
*looks confused*
I would like to point out that there is plenty of room in the comments for this post. Of course, I’m pretty sure we could fill it up in ten minutes flat.
Fill it up = 200 posts?
Well no, but after 200 it becomes a hassle. And I’m not using my computer today, so it doesn’t quite work the same way. Today I am babysitting my mother who had out-patient surgery today.
Ooooh!
*hugs for Avis’ mom*
Thanks, virtual hugs are awesome!
I do not like her computer though.
Oh! How did it go?
*hugs both – if she and the doctor allow it*
She’s fine, just groggy. She told me earlier that she just couldn’t seem to stay awake.
I told her that she didn’t have to.
And air hugs for now, otherwise she’ll be in pain.
I know how you feel, Avis. ‘Bout a month ago my mom had neurosurgery to remove a tumor. Luckily, it was very easy. It only took two hours since the tumor was on the surface of the brain. They didn’t even have to shave her hair.
But she was in the hospital for 4 days, and the first 2 days she had this ugly yellow tube coming out of a whole in her head…
It’s unsettling, to say the least…
*removes superfluous “W”*
I hope both of your mothers recover quickly and are on the road to good health in no time.
Ditto.
Eeeep!
*prays to never have to go through that*
I’ve had surgery a couple of times, and i’m usually terribly sleepy too.
Air hugs it is. For her, at least
Oh, by the way, i’m quite intrigued with the bacon vodka recipe… it looks simple enough for me to try, but i was wondering… How does it taste? Can you mix it? Should i use a specific kind of bacon or vodka?
You don’t have to use any specific bacon or vodka. I highly recommend it in a bloody mary! While I did mention a BLT shot on my site, I don’t really recommend them.
I spke with my friend about it and she is gonna whip some up soon so we can try a bacontini when I get home
oh and BBM as well 
You’re a good daughter Avis. Best wishes to your mum.
*hugs for avis and her mom*
Hope she feels 100% soon.
*moves the couch*
*jingles socks*
Pavlov’s socks?
*drools*
Can I get you a bib?
I like my Pavlov with strawberries and cream
I like my sugar with coffee and cream!
Hehe, Erick, you keep this up, AA’s going to want to have a word with you…
Locator socks
Ah. That makes sense.
You found me!
OH MY GOD I KNOW WHAT TO GET MY HUSBAND FOR CHRISTMAS NOW!!!
A book titled “Still Stripping after 25 years”?
A relaxing week at a hotel/spa with weekly rapes?
Frozen water?
If his name is Paul…
Moving service for her refrigerator?
I am so going to buy a pair of these. FTW!
Why was my picture of my Epic Fail stamp never released on here, I sent it in about 6 months ago, without ever having heard of this fail stamp. I feel slightly more original now though. Epic Fail on a stamp seems much more fun.
Yeah, they are made of a lot of awesome, but 20 bucks for 2 stamps??? That’s a fail.
this is a fail by fail blog lol it has the name and date thing if u sign it ul get in shit and whos gunna bring a sharpie or something with them to write on it? even if they do bring the stamp
I don’t know*
Lol! I accidenty my verb!
*applies “FAIL” stamp to forehead*