Comments on: Habitat Fail http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/ Fail and Epic Fail Pictures and Videos in one blog. For all those precious fail moments, whip out your camera and see your epic fail picture and videos here. Mon, 23 Nov 2009 03:17:33 +0000 http://wordpress.com/ hourly 1 By: agustin http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-636368 agustin Sun, 11 Oct 2009 15:44:03 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-636368 squirrel win? squirrel win?

]]> By: evilmaniak http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-622374 evilmaniak Tue, 29 Sep 2009 01:33:22 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-622374 once i saw a racoon in a trash can once i saw a racoon in a trash can

]]> By: no joke http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-378004 no joke Sat, 18 Apr 2009 18:31:47 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-378004 No kidding--I work at the zoo, and we've had a lot of squirrels jump out of trash cans and attack people. They forage for food in there, and when the lid opens, they freak and attack the person who opened it. No kidding, there should be warnings on trash cans where that happens. No kidding–I work at the zoo, and we’ve had a lot of squirrels jump out of trash cans and attack people. They forage for food in there, and when the lid opens, they freak and attack the person who opened it. No kidding, there should be warnings on trash cans where that happens.

]]> By: BLT3200 http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-367665 BLT3200 Mon, 13 Apr 2009 01:09:11 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-367665 lol imagine a squirrel leping out at you wen you open that garbage can lol imagine a squirrel leping out at you wen you open that garbage can

]]> By: LargeHumanCollider http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-307961 LargeHumanCollider Wed, 04 Mar 2009 10:03:55 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-307961 It's the lesser known schrodinger's squirrel. Also, until the blood tests come back, you have schrodinger's rabies. It’s the lesser known schrodinger’s squirrel. Also, until the blood tests come back, you have schrodinger’s rabies.

]]> By: dead_squirrrel http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-277682 dead_squirrrel Mon, 09 Feb 2009 02:12:37 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-277682 No, not cousin Larry's trash can!! It used to belong to his mommy's second aunt. No, not cousin Larry’s trash can!! It used to belong to his mommy’s second aunt.

]]> By: Sully http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-266998 Sully Sun, 01 Feb 2009 02:12:31 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-266998 That really happened to me. I walked by a garbage can with no lid on it, and a squirrel jump out. It scared the shit out of me (not literally :P) That really happened to me. I walked by a garbage can with no lid on it, and a squirrel jump out. It scared the shit out of me (not literally :P )

]]> By: Jason http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-227537 Jason Fri, 02 Jan 2009 16:09:04 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-227537 I've actually had a squirrel jump out of a garbage can when I threw something away. It scared the crap out of me! I’ve actually had a squirrel jump out of a garbage can when I threw something away. It scared the crap out of me!

]]> By: Catherine Blackwell http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-214564 Catherine Blackwell Fri, 19 Dec 2008 21:38:38 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-214564 Haha this is really a problem though . . . at my school the squirrels go in trash cans and root around for food, then if you open one they fling themselves out and scratch and bite the person who opens the can. All of our trash cans now have little gnawed holes in them so the squirrels can escape. Haha this is really a problem though . . . at my school the squirrels go in trash cans and root around for food, then if you open one they fling themselves out and scratch and bite the person who opens the can. All of our trash cans now have little gnawed holes in them so the squirrels can escape.

]]> By: Sarah http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-212334 Sarah Thu, 18 Dec 2008 16:04:57 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-212334 OMG Seriously, this happened to me. I was standing next to a garbage can outside while on the phone and all of a sudden a fucking squirrel crawls out! I saw it out of the corner of my eye and I'm really skiddish, so at first I thought it was a hand! I screamed and a guy walking by laughed at me. So embarrassing! OMG Seriously, this happened to me. I was standing next to a garbage can outside while on the phone and all of a sudden a fucking squirrel crawls out! I saw it out of the corner of my eye and I’m really skiddish, so at first I thought it was a hand! I screamed and a guy walking by laughed at me. So embarrassing!

]]> By: Frez http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-195096 Frez Fri, 05 Dec 2008 06:52:01 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-195096 Wow, this actually happened to me...when i was 8...very traumatizing... Wow, this actually happened to me…when i was 8…very traumatizing…

]]> By: Mandala http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-191730 Mandala Tue, 02 Dec 2008 21:07:45 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-191730 We had squirrels like this at my college. YOU need to be careful of THEM. Picture the scene: You, heading home from the student center after getting a late night snack and a jolt of caffeine to finish that paper (yes, you really ARE going to finish it tonight, and not tomorrow morning like always...and YES, 6:59 am STILL COUNTS AS NIGHT). You unthinkingly toss your empty cup in the trash bin and WHAM SCRAMBLE SCHOOM!!!!!!!! Once you can hear beyond the pounding in your ears and your vision clears from black, you just manage to make out a gray tail leaping away...into a different trash bin. Yes, good times. Many years off my life. DON'T FEED HIS HABIT! We had squirrels like this at my college. YOU need to be careful of THEM.
Picture the scene: You, heading home from the student center after getting a late night snack and a jolt of caffeine to finish that paper (yes, you really ARE going to finish it tonight, and not tomorrow morning like always…and YES, 6:59 am STILL COUNTS AS NIGHT). You unthinkingly toss your empty cup in the trash bin and WHAM SCRAMBLE SCHOOM!!!!!!!!
Once you can hear beyond the pounding in your ears and your vision clears from black, you just manage to make out a gray tail leaping away…into a different trash bin.
Yes, good times. Many years off my life. DON’T FEED HIS HABIT!

]]> By: steve http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-188304 steve Sun, 30 Nov 2008 18:17:47 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-188304 Honest to god I've opend a swivel bin like that and a squirrel's been in there...had to tip the bin for it to get out... Honest to god I’ve opend a swivel bin like that and a squirrel’s been in there…had to tip the bin for it to get out…

]]> By: Carrie http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-186847 Carrie Sat, 29 Nov 2008 05:00:16 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-186847 The sad but funny thing is it is true. Happened to a friend of mine. We were in DC and he went to throw something away and this crazy squirrel jumped out at him. The sad but funny thing is it is true. Happened to a friend of mine. We were in DC and he went to throw something away and this crazy squirrel jumped out at him.

]]> By: Juan http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-182564 Juan Tue, 25 Nov 2008 16:24:22 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-182564 okay this sign makes sense to me-i live in north philly i see squirrels pop out of garbage cans on a daily basis. okay this sign makes sense to me-i live in north philly i see squirrels pop out of garbage cans on a daily basis.

]]> By: Meph http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-181835 Meph Tue, 25 Nov 2008 08:28:04 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-181835 Scary as fuck? What were you fucking? Scary as fuck? What were you fucking?

]]> By: Johnny http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-181330 Johnny Mon, 24 Nov 2008 22:01:56 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-181330 I've actually experienced this (but without the helpful sign that is) and I gotta say, it is SCARY AS F**K!!!!!!! I’ve actually experienced this (but without the helpful sign that is) and I gotta say, it is SCARY AS F**K!!!!!!!

]]> By: k-k-k-katy http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-181319 k-k-k-katy Mon, 24 Nov 2008 21:55:23 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-181319 It's been years since I've heard that. But thank you for refreshing it in my brain. It’s been years since I’ve heard that. But thank you for refreshing it in my brain.

]]> By: JohnnyRaincloud http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180970 JohnnyRaincloud Mon, 24 Nov 2008 19:00:12 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180970 Sad thing is, that day will come. I am sure of it. Right before 20/12 when NOTHING WILL HAPPEN all those paranoid freaks who sit in their mothers basements playing dungeons and dragons hoarding Spam waiting for the end of the world. Sad thing is, that day will come. I am sure of it. Right before 20/12 when NOTHING WILL HAPPEN all those paranoid freaks who sit in their mothers basements playing dungeons and dragons hoarding Spam waiting for the end of the world.

]]> By: Dragonwriter http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180966 Dragonwriter Mon, 24 Nov 2008 18:59:33 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180966 ...Is that a joke? …Is that a joke?

]]> By: titaniumspork19 http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180927 titaniumspork19 Mon, 24 Nov 2008 18:39:10 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180927 MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!

]]> By: titaniumspork19 http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180924 titaniumspork19 Mon, 24 Nov 2008 18:36:44 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180924 That explains why the guy accidenty a whole one. He must have been in Vermont. That explains why the guy accidenty a whole one. He must have been in Vermont.

]]> By: Itxi http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180720 Itxi Mon, 24 Nov 2008 16:47:10 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180720 this is no joke - my friend saw a squirrel jump into a bin, she shook it and the squirrel jumped out and attacked her face. no joke. this is no joke – my friend saw a squirrel jump into a bin, she shook it and the squirrel jumped out and attacked her face. no joke.

]]> By: ErickB http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180223 ErickB Mon, 24 Nov 2008 11:07:53 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180223 badger, badger , badger, badger, badger, badger badger, badger, badger, badger , badger,
badger, badger, badger
badger, badger,

]]> By: ErickB http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180188 ErickB Mon, 24 Nov 2008 10:04:20 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180188 Oh well might as well set it for permanent fail if you do that. . ATCF: I don't linking it to the innuendo machine is such a good idea, weve been causing it to over heat quite a bit lately. Oh well might as well set it for permanent fail if you do that.
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ATCF: I don’t linking it to the innuendo machine is such a good idea, weve been causing it to over heat quite a bit lately.

]]> By: ErickB http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180179 ErickB Mon, 24 Nov 2008 09:50:11 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180179 But did the sandwich have mayonnaise on it? But did the sandwich have mayonnaise on it?

]]> By: ErickB http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180159 ErickB Mon, 24 Nov 2008 09:30:51 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180159 Astroglide, Astroglide, A little dab will do you, When your ready to go for a ride, A little dab will do you, Before you let it slide. Astroglide, Astroglide,
A little dab will do you,
When your ready to go for a ride,
A little dab will do you,
Before you let it slide.

]]> By: dilettante http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180120 dilettante Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:54:25 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180120 EATTHE CHILDREN FIRST EATTHE CHILDREN FIRST

]]> By: dilettante http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180119 dilettante Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:52:02 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180119 "Inuendo" looks like it is totally in Spanish to me. I will read this as "Menudo Machine". All space-time malfunctions are now the result of Menudo. “Inuendo” looks like it is totally in Spanish to me. I will read this as “Menudo Machine”. All space-time malfunctions are now the result of Menudo.

]]> By: AsTheCrowFlies http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180117 AsTheCrowFlies Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:50:51 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180117 Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? Your mother puts license plates in your underwear?

]]> By: AsTheCrowFlies http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180116 AsTheCrowFlies Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:48:08 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180116 I think the space-time continuum is directly linked to the inuendo machine, so hopefully with Dragon's upgrade the amount of malfunctions will decline. I think the space-time continuum is directly linked to the inuendo machine, so hopefully with Dragon’s upgrade the amount of malfunctions will decline.

]]> By: AsTheCrowFlies http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180114 AsTheCrowFlies Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:46:17 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180114 It tastes like chicken. It tastes like chicken.

]]> By: ErickB http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180113 ErickB Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:45:17 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180113 *readies the fish net* *readies the fish net*

]]> By: dilettante http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180112 dilettante Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:44:32 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180112 Did you try to divide by zero again??!? Did you try to divide by zero again??!?

]]> By: ErickB http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180109 ErickB Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:42:25 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180109 Well with all the repair to the space time continue, is it really surprising there are few glitches? Well with all the repair to the space time continue,
is it really surprising there are few glitches?

]]> By: dilettante http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180108 dilettante Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:41:26 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180108 If it doesn't start with astro- and end with -glide, it's not the best bleached anal lube. I've got standards. If it doesn’t start with astro- and end with -glide, it’s not the best bleached anal lube. I’ve got standards.

]]> By: ErickB http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180104 ErickB Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:37:27 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180104 I just use the water soluble stuff .. er I mean.. you should use ... I just use the water soluble stuff .. er I mean.. you should use …

]]> By: Sekhmet http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180101 Sekhmet Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:35:12 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180101 Pandas are evolutionary fails, they should be Failblog mascots... Seriously if they weren't so cute they'd all be up in animal heaven with all the dodos and Tasmanian tigers. Pandas are evolutionary fails, they should be Failblog mascots…
Seriously if they weren’t so cute they’d all be up in animal heaven with all the dodos and Tasmanian tigers.

]]> By: Sekhmet http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180098 Sekhmet Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:32:48 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180098 I have nightmares about the day Wal-mart and Starbucks combine into some ultra-huge-mega store and call themselves Star-mart... Or Walbucks. I have nightmares about the day Wal-mart and Starbucks combine into some ultra-huge-mega store and call themselves Star-mart…
Or Walbucks.

]]> By: Sekhmet http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180096 Sekhmet Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:31:12 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180096 I always hit show all. You don't know what you are missing if you don't do it. I always hit show all.
You don’t know what you are missing if you don’t do it.

]]> By: Sekhmet http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180093 Sekhmet Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:29:14 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180093 Don't you mean: "Hey Rocky, me rabbit out of my hat!" If we are to keep up with the MIA verb jokes. Don’t you mean:

“Hey Rocky, me rabbit out of my hat!”
If we are to keep up with the MIA verb jokes.

]]> By: Sekhmet http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180088 Sekhmet Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:22:34 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180088 Seriously, don't do that. There might actually be a squirrel in there... or an angry cat. I've got the scar on my nose to prove that. Seriously, don’t do that.
There might actually be a squirrel in there… or an angry cat. I’ve got the scar on my nose to prove that.

]]> By: ErickB http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180085 ErickB Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:18:52 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180085 Are you related to Loufail? Are you related to Loufail?

]]> By: Sekhmet http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180083 Sekhmet Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:17:24 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180083 The Apocalypse is nigh! Doomsday! The End of Time! Death of the Universe! Here comes the fire and brimstone! Oceans are rising! Ireland will be devour by a giant of her own making! We all shall perish in a sea of the undead! Take your cyanide pills now people! The Apocalypse is nigh!
Doomsday!
The End of Time!
Death of the Universe!
Here comes the fire and brimstone!
Oceans are rising!
Ireland will be devour by a giant of her own making!
We all shall perish in a sea of the undead!
Take your cyanide pills now people!

]]> By: ErickB http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180081 ErickB Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:16:39 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180081 ^^ *hubba hubba indeed* ^^ *hubba hubba indeed*

]]> By: AsTheCrowFlies http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180077 AsTheCrowFlies Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:15:18 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180077 *Applaud* *Applaud*

]]> By: Sekhmet http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180070 Sekhmet Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:05:17 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180070 I love maple syrup! *heads to Vermont* I love maple syrup!

*heads to Vermont*

]]> By: AsTheCrowFlies http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180068 AsTheCrowFlies Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:04:58 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180068 *Bad mental image* Ctrl-Alt-Delete *Aaaaahhh it wont go away now* *Bad mental image*
Ctrl-Alt-Delete
*Aaaaahhh it wont go away now*

]]> By: Marius http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180064 Marius Mon, 24 Nov 2008 08:00:18 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180064 Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat! Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

]]> By: dilettante http://failblog.org/2008/11/23/habitat-fail/#comment-180059 dilettante Mon, 24 Nov 2008 07:57:07 +0000 http://failblog.wordpress.com/?p=8633#comment-180059 It's a commentgeist It’s a commentgeist

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