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I’m thinking of a number…..
What does it begin with?
“I”
Q
First!
Real First!
I’m reminded of a friend’s visit to China, as she announced halfway through enjoying her “chicken” that she never realized chickens had teeth.
She proceeded to show a sharp canine tooth to the woman dining with her, who explained, “That’s a cat’s tooth.”
oh ewwwwwww!!!! So cat DOES taste like chicken…
No, it taste more like dog.
That wolf scares me.
Yeah.. lots of teeth there…
All the better to eat you with my dear.
Whoa! *swims away*
I’m afraid we swam out of real fluffy, would you care to try the fake one?
Have any of you read Angela Carter’s take on Little Red Riding Hood, “The Company of Wolves”? I’m writing an English paper on it now.
Basically, the girl doesn’t save her grandmother or anything and just has sex with the wolf.
Woah, that’s an angry looking wolf EB.
Looks more like a pissed-off pomeranian to me…
Don’t make me come over there and gnaw on your ankles!
Oh baby… don’t tease… you know I love that…
I see a Sun headline here:
LOZ HAS FLINGS WITH ERICKB
Please tell me the Sun is one of those tabloid papers that makes sh!t up. Lie if you have to.
[BTW, what was wrong with my previous reply?]
Oh, I would have gone with the headline:
DANCES WITH WOLF
The Sun is indeed a scummy tabloid. Famous for its 3rd page which always features a full-page photo of a topless chick.
Dances with Wolf, I roffled
Here’s mine:
“Loz cries wolf during orgasm, people don’t believe her”
LOL! thanks for an early morning *chuckle* sips first cup of coffee*
Gross, EB, BWEM is 15!!!! He has no business making comments like this!
*chuckle* Well I won’t say anything about when I was 15
My sentiments exactly, Mookie.
*gives BWEM a stern look*
I think their relationship is purely textual.
Can I stand over here by you, ATCF? *clutches ATCF’s arm* He looks mad. And hungry.
Careful, I remember hearing that wolves will eat crows!!
*cringes*
Yes but only if its real crow.
Thank you, I always wanted Mt.Dew to come out my nose.
Dude, Mountain Dew at this hour? Gross! *makes coffee for ATCF*
Never been a coffee drinker. And this hour is just getting home from work. Midnight shift.
Coffee and water all day long
*offers up a cup of
Community Coffee’s Breakfast Blend*
I prefer tea, thank you very much.
*sips tea*
Aah, Tea.
*envious*
Real Mookie-Brewed coffee…
*hands EGG a cup* There’s plenty to go round! *pours*
Can you make me some toast and eggs? Uh, maybe ham.
Coming right up!
I would prefare a real british tea please.
And a scone.
Nope. It tastes like cat.
I suppose we’ll have to ask BondFan if he’s had either of those…
dog is supposed to taste like chicken i htink
Worse yet, next time you eat chicken, remind yourself, “This tastes like cat.”
Chicken tastes of humans.
I’m partial to cabin boy, myself.
I nibble and lick but never chew.
*is relieved* *needs cold shower*
*reviews the showercam footage*
mmmMMMMMmmmm…
HEY ! your too young to see this *puts up the PG-13 block on BWEM*
Had she never heard the phrase ‘rare as hen’s teeth’?
And, ew.
*runs out of room screaming in horror*
.. . . .
. . .
.
(That’s braille for FAIL)
*facepalm*
That so did not work the way I had hoped
*hangs head in shame*
*stands too close to the door to read braille*
OUCH!
If one gets coconuts from a coconut palm, what does one get from a facepalm?
facenuts?
.. . . .
. . .
.
That should work
I’m sorry but it doesn’t work. I keep touching the screen and it is still smooth. No bumps.
The Real First Blues…
*hums the closing theme from Cowboy Bebop*
It’s called “The Real Folk Blues.”
I sentence you to watching more Bebop.
(I know. I was replying to ronber’s “real first” comment.)
Yay, more Bebop!
*hums the opening theme*
Bebop without Rocksteady? Heresy!
Oooo! Back in the day, I had both those action figures, as well as all four Ninja Turtles.
Cowabunga dude.
Woot, Bebop fan!
I think it’s time to blow this scene, get everybody and their stuff together… ok, 3, 2, 1, let’s jam.
Wechsler or Stanford-Binet?
*Surprised*
What kind of lawyer are you?
Commercial litigator. But I don’t get the tie-in with the IQ tests…
I guess i’m not used to psychology-savvy lawyers.
Well, my dad’s a shrink. But more than that, I love all the sciences.
*Feels tingly inside*
Is your dad available?
COOL! You SUE Commercials? Damned things, I could keep you busy forever if I had money.
And now a word from our sponsors.
“Are you tired of eating fake chicken? Come to our restaurant to sample the REAL thing!”
Here at sneaky restaurant we take hide in our fails.
867-5309?
Hello? Jenny here. You called?
I love Chick-N. And Krab.
With Korn?
You just had to Follow the Leader, didn’t you?
Watch your ball tongue!
Yeah I did. Couldn’t help myself really. At least I didn’t type the F word for the top spot.
(I was making a Korn reference
)
I wonder if ATCF was feeling like a freak on a leash.
*giggles* Yeah, he’s got Issues.
*Takes a look in the mirror*
Nope, I’m untouchable.
If I hear that F word out of you I’m going to have to get the soap!
so running for presidency is still an option
Big deal, even Bush won twice.
wonstole the election*And for Thanksgiving, there’s Tofurkey!
I’ll have some lamp, please.
Do you need some windex on it?
No, that’s ok. I don’t think it has any pimples.
Kinda makes you wonder what’s in the “Tom Moy Special.” *shudder* “Now, with real Tom!”
Peeping Tom? Tom Dick and Harry? Tomfoolery?
Tom Thumb, for dieters.
TomTom, for those lost souls.
Tom Cruise, for Scientologists.
Tom Sawyer, for the adventurous eaters.
Tom and Jerry, for an entertaining meal.
Tommyrot, for those who like leftovers.
Tommy Lee Jones, for the motley crew.
Tom Collins, for me.
Tom Wopat, for Hazzard County.
Cheesy 70’s reference FTW!
Tommy Gun, for those who need to eat lead!
Tom Jones, for the usual.
Tommy Boy, for those looking to get some more Farley in their diet.
Tomboy, for the sexually confused.
Tomahawk, for those who prefer Native America cuisine.
Just Tom, for myspace friends.
Tom Baker, for me.
*TARDIS*
mmm, time lords.
or Rush fans…
Maybe it was originally “Tommy”.
Who?
Tommy Hilfiger for the fashion conscious?
lol!
Whatever happened to my avatar?
Oh, there we go… phew!
Hey! You got your name back!
That’s great with a side of Pim Bal Wizard.
Maybe Moy = Terrific ??
thus “Tom Terrific Special”
So by that logic then General Tzo’s Chicken would contain real General Tzo??
Yeah, but I never get that because the meat is so tough.
Princess chicken should be very tender.
Cries when you eat it, though.
Not if you do it right.
:-O
^ exactly …
Now that’s doing it right!!
Yeah, it’s all in the tongue…
There seems to be a plethora of cunning linguists posting comments here.
I’m an award-winning cunning linguist
What’s the difference between a magician and a Las Vegas chorus line?
The magician’s act features a cunning array of stunts…
Maybe General Tzo’s Chicken contains general chicken?
Generally speaking.
I remember watching a web video showing step by step how they could prepare rat to look like fried pieces of chicken.
Parts is parts.
Deep fry anything and it can pass for chicken.
Nice grin.
Why thank you
I’m smiling for the camera.
Real Chicken WIN
I’ll go with the fake chicken. I’m not made of money. >=(
and its not made of chicken…
EB you look a bit pissed off! What happened?
Router problems! *throws it out the window* can’t get into the router setup even after reseting the da*n thing…
Linksys? I’m having problems with mine also. I’ve decided to take two of them to the range with me tomorrow.
I know this is totally off topic, but the new pic in punditkitchen should so be posted over here in failblog. LOL
Lol. Since when are we on topic here?
LOL! Very true.
A new captain takes over a remote Iraqi post and after a few weeks he asks the sergeant, “What do the soldiers do when they feel the need for the company of a woman?” The sergeant points over to the camel. “That’s disgusting!”, exclaimed the captain. But over the next few weeks as his urges grew stronger and the captain finally gave in and visited the camel.
Later the captain said to the sergeant, “You know at first I thought your suggestion was apalling and honestly, I didn’t much care for it the first couple of times, but I’ve got to tell you that I really have found it to be quite enjoyable making love to that camel. Do the other soldiers feel the same way?”
“Well sir, the other soldiers usually ride the camel into town to find a woman.”
True story?
It happened eggsactly like that!
Woah, i thought you were yolking!
Omelet you get away with that one.
White wouldn’t you?
Caused we can’t have you runny around if your cracked.
Don’t worry, EGG, he’s just giving you a hard time.
Oh well. Shell-a vie, right?
Well, there’s two huevos looking at the question.
All this reading has got me poached… anyone got a chocolate egg cream?
*salutes the cunning linguists*
Chicken dance, anyone?
The real one or the cheap imitation?
I fail to understand your question.
Oh, I see! Sorry, feeling a bit thick there…
Retaining water?
no it broke *see below*
xkurdumb
chicken or Real fail? I’m kongfused!!
I saw this one before. One of my favourite fails ever.
I’m thinking you saw this on the voting page…
Honest Chinese menu WIN
Ahem…
Not that it applies to what we’re discussing here, but…
*holds out a real live bun bun for all to see!*
CONGRATS SARA J!!!!
.
is it a real bun bun? did it cost more??
.
*breaks out the champagne* pops the cork* tosses the champagne away and passes out the real drinks*
I could use one of those!
*mixes self a Kamikaze*
How psyched are you to be back on the sauce??!!! Woot woot!
Welcome back, little mama! Is it an innie or an outie?
I lol’d .. took me a second to get that Mookie!
Took me longer.
Innie or outie? You can’t tell yet, there’s still the umbilical piece that needs to fall off before it ends up on a chinese menu listed as chicken.
Outie. But they took a little off the top this morning.
Oh poor guy .. but he’ll appreciate it later.
Congratulations!
And also…er…What is a bun bun?
Bambino.
Congratulations Sara!
Congratulations!
Just popping in to congratulate Sara J! Way to go, momma!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!
So.. is he cute?
WOW! a Miniaturized Human!
That’s like sooooo cool!
Whatcha going to do with it?
*pushes acorns in a pile on the windowsill*
Here feed it, it’ll quit making noise if you feed it.
HOOOORRRAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!
Congrats, Sara! One peice of advice: take lots of pictures, until they won’t let you anymore (in about 16 years).
Congratulations! *coos over the bun-bun*
*got my first comment eaten*
Congratulations! *coos over the bun-bun*
Congrats to all concerned!! Welcome little one. WOO HOO!
Congrats Sara !!!
THE BUN-BUN IS HERE!!!!!
Congrats to the newest Failblog mum!
*hugs*
Must taste like sex crispies…
You know im scared of fluffy the fish…
JUST LOOK AT THE TEETH!!
*runs of to ayslum*
Nice padded cell… nice…
Give us more fails!
And burns of the week. I quite liked those.
fluffy don’t hurt me please!!!!!!!
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!
Irritating response by a brit that is hand pround. Are they huge, soft or just pretty in general?
please…. stop it!fluffy wants to kill you
?
*zips in*
Just a quick fly-by! I’m travelling today and won’t have a chance to play or catch up until late tonight, so…
1. If any trolls come by, I’ve left my stompling boots by the door. Sorry, the flamethrower goes with me.
2. Would you guys please save me a pun-run? I have a feeling I’ll be needing it…
3. [insert something relevant to the Fail pic here]
4. *grabs the Admiral by the front of his shirt and smooches him until his ears ring*
5. Love you guys…gotta run! *hugs!*
We’ll save you a pun-run… and a bun bun!
They should be called fun pun run, hon.
Could we do a bun bun pun-run? Is it even possible?
I’m sure it will be fun fun to have a bun bun pun run!
Welcome to the first annual Bun Bun Fun Pun Run!
The first annual Bun Bun Fun Pun Run in honor of Sara’s son son.
This is a FUN, fun bun-bun pun run for Sara’s son you have all begun and now done!
This fun, Fun Pun run for the little bun-bun, is a celebray-shun for for the new new son in the sun.
I can’t believe its not fail!
LOL
Inpu and Led Zeppelin can.
Meatless? More like fail. Inpu wants meat, dammit.
Ok, so… is this a new error? My comments were posted, and, a few hours later, some are not!
The failblog gods are angry!
Sacrifices must be made!
Happened to me a few times in the past.
Mine too!
Yup, I losted a really Clever one to the &@$*#! Fail Gods today.
*grumbles*
It’s even worse when you’re on Yahoo Answers, answering a question (usually a baby name game for myself) with an extremely long answer, and then JUST as you write the last sentence… The computer turns off by itself.
I know, I have a possessed compooper. I couldn’t comment last night at all… And I mean on any site they allow comments!
The same has happened to me. It’s not just irritating to me but the world is denied my pithy wisdom. That is a crime against humanity!
So this first “chicken” is really tuna?
What’s so surprising about this? The only difference between this and McDonald’s is that McDonald’s doesn’t give you a “real” option.
Aww c’mon. Their ad’s clearly state that their Chicken McNuggets are %100 white mea…….hahahhaah. I couldn’t even finish typing that without laughing.
100%*
The percent sign goes after the number.
Yeah I got my $ and % mixed up apparently
What’s sad is that real chicken costs $3.05 more.
i think that menu is in USD.
Hey! Thats the one and only Tom Moys of my hometown Cottage Grove MN!!! .They use turkey instead of chicken unless you actually ask for chicken (they have a little disclaimer on the bottom of the menu explaining this)
Woohoo Tom Moy!
hahahahha FUNNIEST FAIL EVER!!! LOL
I’d watch out for the pork if it is less expensive than the fake chicken.
Real7alk.com
pick what ever you want but what ever you do dont get the special unless you want toms special sauce.
this isn’t really fail. Maybe it means chicken flavored rice. When i went to eat Malaysian foold (IN AUSTRALIA) they had Chicken rice.
its like canadian bacon, but I don’t know what it is.
This makes me wonder what ive eaten everytime i went to a chinese buffet. Housepet anyone?
So…what does the real chicken taste like?
Who is “Tom Noy” and why is he the special?
*eat